Tali'Zorah vas Harbinger

[InPlayable]

Shepard: I should go! ಠ_ಠ

[MollehTheCat]

Harbinger found another way

[pacquiaovsmarquezIV]

This is a very "dry" video. =p

[PlanetoftheRape]

too funny



[dragonbaas]

this hurts you

[eraldorh]

Lol funny

[ignaciofulle49]

Your video is a favorite on Helsinki

[warrenkim3]

Tali/ Harbinger: "Assuming direct control."

Shepard: " Yes, PLEASE!"

[Spence193]

I WILL DIRECT THIS SEX PERSONALLY

[SinDawg030]

Talibinger: SUBMIT NOW, SHEPARD

[Wolfsrain90]

OH JESUS. I knew what was coming and yet I STILL pissed myself laughing.

This video legitimately brightened up a shitty day. Thanks, for that.

[MagiereShepard]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long, long time. Well done! lol

[Laitharex]

Assuming direct control... of your heart.

[AnomalyINC]

My, Harbinger, what massive hips you have.

[blaqwlulff]

Gigity

[lordrevan571]

let me Assum Control

to your heart

[Annihilator27]

Shepard dont release control inside that thing!!!

[Hershey2553]

LMAO! yes!

[NickMaloney92]

This is one is funny and good, but I still like the Zoidberg one better XD

[Manslayer468]

IF I MUST LET YOU TEAR ME APART SHEPARD I WILL

[balrog0444]

You will submit, Shepard!

[Temuho]

Hahahahaha

[UnholyJesus181]

I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS

[zinki120]

Oh wow!! LOL!

[WingerNu1]

LOLOLOL.

[Toshiromaru1]

who would have ever thought that shy lil tali loves ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL during sex.

[MGS3Snake6]

At least it wasn't Garrus....wait, no, I'd like that.

[Strayed601]

IF YOU THINK I'VE EVOLVED BEYOND THE JOYS OF ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL...YOU'D BE WRONG.

[TheRandomnatrix]

I knew it!

[roronoapedro]

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[CCbundy]

oohhh you touch my tralalala . . umm my ding ding dong. . .

[MOSTAFA12222]

OMG

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

thats so freaky and funny

[gxycybro]

that is a collector face?

[LordManda2]

@gxycybro thats Harbinger's face. You know, the guy who always shouts "ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!" and powers-up collector drones?

[gxycybro]

@LordManda2 Not really, harbinger is a reaper, he is just posessing the collector general(which you think is harbinger) to posess the other collectors.

[LordManda2]

@gxycybro oh.

[BinHadyn1000]

@gxycybro The collector general's face.

[gxycybro]

@BinHadyn1000 I know.

[garrysmodmoviemaker1]

'pounce'

"THIS HURTS YOU!"

'in the middle of sex'

"I WILL DIRECT THIS PERSONALLY!"

[SMMsideproject]

Holy shit that scared me

[11jht]

That was so random

[GunganHero]

Thats freaking HILARIOUS!

[TheBurningSpartan]

I would have laughed my ass off if they made her look like zoiber from futurerama lol

[jakascott21]

that must be her defence mechanism

[kcc1396]

Renegade is Red.

Paragon is Blue.

Assuming Control

tali is going to fuck you

[Sinooko]

lmfao

[Korhalxxx]

Man, i lol'd so hard... so hard... you made my day! <3 Thank you!!

[troslogoth]

i laughed

[larvinc]

"This hurts you!" would have been better :)

[TheHollowMoon]

lol what

[Muzzly1234]

Id be PISSED if that were to happen to me before I got it into Tali, man...

[Toogorax]

Krogan are red

Asari are blue

Assuming control

This hurts you

[Daalchii]

@Toogorax That doesn't work.....because krogan are yellow and different colored plates -_- and Asari are purple as well. The other top comment is better

[xGloriousDeathx]

that scared the shat outa me but thats fucking hilarious XD

[s264177]

Tali zorah vas rick rolled XD

[Crimsonlee2XX]

ITS A TRAP!!!

[medcsu]

So damn funny

[dimovuha0]

Harbringer:ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL oh. finally... SEX!

[stormtro0per]

This is the end for you my master =)

[ClaytonCarmine117]

Having sex with the Harbringer....Heavy Risk...But the Priize..

[xShinobiDisasterx]

Talibinger: If I must tear your balls apart Shepard, I will

[paladyn12]

@xShinobiDisasterx and sell them to a krogan

[dzeiks91]

@xShinobiDisasterx Talibinger: this will erect you

[arsenalsoccer2]

@xShinobiDisasterx dude your comment made my day rofl thanks

[7megaboy7]

@xShinobiDisasterx hahaha your comment just make my day better :D

[SinDawg030]

@xShinobiDisasterx Shepard: Challenge Accepted. COME AT ME BRO.

[TR4C3MG]

@xShinobiDisasterx :D:D:D:

[jebes909090]

HA HA I didnt expect that. Assuming direct control of my funny bone.

[MrRan6er]

IT HURTS TO LAUGH SO HARD!

[Sparks248]

Great. I just woke up the entire house.

WORTH IT.

[TheUnknown285]

So, THAT'S how reapers reproduce...

[PanzerX7]

@BitterBurst when you were fighitng the collectors sometimes Harbinger (the leader of the reapers) would posses one of them, and he would always stuff like Asumming Control, I will tear you apart, etc.

[LastODSTStanding]

Joker: No!!! It's a trap!!

Tali: ASSIMING DIRECT CONTROL

EDI: He's done Jeff, the Collectors took him...

[failurbanik]

tali: submit now shepard

shep: hell yes POON TANG

[xKanden15x]

MY FACE WHEN 0:29

[w4rr10r11]

Tali, you're so cute. Let's have children togeth-

THIS REQUIRES DIRECT INTERVENTION!

[Nev4rForgotten]

LMFUCKINGFAO

[DrgaonViper91]

LOLOLOLOL!!!

[TankHippo]

I say I'd bone her anyway if I was in Shepard's shoes... show the harbinger a thing or two about messing with my love life.

[Saccharin69]

COCK BLOCKING!!! :D

[SynysterCabbage]

Think I lol'd for like an hour...

[dreadlord9200]

am i only one who found this funny

[GuaranaClyde]

"Le fù", commented the French-Canadian Commander Shepàrd, before snapping the enemy's neck.

[dynamatlancer]

OH FFFFFFUUUUUU

That scared me! LOL

[sc0pl355]

OH SHI-

[CBKGODSHOT]

That was awesome

[manwhifnoname]

this is hes thoughts : awww yea takes of helmet GUYS GET THOSE GUNZ WE HAZ TRUBLE

[anticliche321]

omg I did not expect that! WIN!

[xJohnyx90]

that was really good :D

[heronoki]

Harbinger sends a horde of mind controlled collectors and they all get raped.

What he shoulda done was mind control his lover, that woulda killed him easily.

[bladerj]

@heronoki harbinger is a master mind, if i were you, i'd flush that space hamster.

[Ameshkaren]

you're an idiot:D fine job, deserve the thumb up

[CaptainBlue808]

PRESERVE TALI'S BODY,IF POSSIBLE.

[strongman17]

Fuck XD

[xXLDeusXx]

Renegade is Red.

Paragon is Blue.

Assuming Control.

This Hurts You.

[xzpow12]

@xXLDeusXx Hahaha, genius.

[DarkestSymbiote]

@xXLDeusXx Oh that was brilliant...

[ingmaster5]

just keep watching it 0:26

[ingmaster5]

LOL!

[anonymous133711]

fail

[SuperRonmiester]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I couldnt stop laughing when i saw this.

Awesome and thanx for putting this together

[PeglegSmitty]

I wish I could like this more than once! 

[jenova10101010]

This... hurts you, Talimancers.

[Unit076]

Goddammit...

[XenteMusic]

lol, well played

[EmbrunFalcon91]

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[N7infiltrator]

Shepard: Oh yeah, going to finally get some Quarian lov- FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU­UUUUUUUUUUUU-

[inarisarp]

THIS hurts you!

[EarthLordCJ]

The timing was absolutely brilliant. Funny as all heck.

[xxxblackvenomxxx]

ROFL! awesome :D

[50033836]

OH GOD, THE COMMENTS ARE AS FUNNY AS THE VIDEO, they're both hilarious!

Ahahahahaaa, I'm gonna die laughing xD

[medcsu]

Oh man, laughing so hard it hurts. Classic.

[millionairesociety7]

ROFLMFAO

[Beriorn]

I KNOW YOU FEEL THIS. THIS HURTS YOU.

[AngelusMortisIX]

OMG its Darth Harbinger!!

[8monoxxx]

I am Commander Shepard and i- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF URANUS

URANUS IS NOW NO LONGER RELEVANT

[lysemads]

that was awesome! :D LOL'ED SO FUCKING HARD!!!!!

[Toogorax]

Tali:ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

Shepard: WTF!!!

Tali/Harbinger: SUBMIT TO ME SHEPARD!

[Omegahazard]

BWA HAHAHA....ohhh man that twist was brilliant

[huray4random]

wait...what?

[DeltaSquadGO]

This needs WHAT THE FU-BOOM at the end

[WhoGivesAFckImEmo]

Krogans are red,

Turians are blue,

Assuming control,

This hurts you

:D

[mereeagle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[kyubinick]

Press 9 to assume direct control.

[TrevorOreiusXIII]

My god, I keep on laughing when I watch this, Nice job Dude!

[scarletspeed7]

I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my least favorite of the Romantic Storyline options in Mass Effect 2.

[Badgerjohn27]

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

ASSUMING CONTROL

THIS HURTS YOU

[mikseris13]

@Badgerjohn27 GENIOUS!

[Braydenr69]

@Badgerjohn27 props for copying lol

[Badgerjohn27]

@Braydenr69 I know...I commented the same on another video, but I thought it didn't post. My bad.

[gguilford72]

Shepard: ...

Ah, hell with it. *Makes out with harbinger*

[smudgethekat]

I've had enough of you assuming direct control.

*Punch*

[Vampartidor]

Knew it.

[Gr8n3ss1986]

LMBO!!!!

[spomonie]

LMFAO!

[MrTristanishere]

HAHA!!!!!!

[Argonisgema]

HOLY CRAP JUMP SCARE.

[H1GHLANDER360]

Careful shepard Harbinger has S.T.DS

[juliox9]

lol

[johnmin93]

Sheperd: FUUUUUUUUUUUU---

[KorovanGraber]

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!!! LOL

[protoman140]

But the priiiize

[GamePreorders]

OH SHI-

[WWladCZ]

lol Good work you made me laught.

[ZohrraStudios]

Can it wait for a bit I'm in the middle of soASUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

[Convict147]

I am Commander Shepard and this is my favourite scene on the Norman- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!

[Indoornutt]

8(+) people didn't ASSUME DIRECT CONTROL.

[BlackmEva]

Hahahahahahahahah !!!!!

[Puttetier]

Taking Tali's mask is a heavy risk but the pri-ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[DWMLondawg]

Well apparently we have a Harbinger on the Normandy. So hide yo kids, hide yo wife, and hide yo husbands 'cause they directin' er'rbody out here!

[AKMMXI]

I FUCKING ROFL'D

[MegaChristaras]

--I am the perfect model of a seintist salarian i have studied species turian asSUMING DIRECT CONTROOL

--hahaha cut it up mordin !!

--this hurts u sheperd !!

-- oh ok then ... WE HAVE A COLLECTOR ON THE SHIIIIIIIIPPPPP!!!!!!!!

[reaver2313]

woot some tali action

[codles1829]

lolololololo hahahah that was so funny not what i expected lolol

[gecodo]

somebody els did this 2

[Azarelius]

lol

[happyking9]

I'm commander Shepard and I'M ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL

[Chief2454]

HAHAHAHA EPIC XD

[adyhilator]

perfect!



[TheColombianOne]

Always wanted to see this in video :' ) It is glorious

[robokilla586]

imagine a president saying this, " We are America! We want to prosper and I'm ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL!"

[Cotaqownsu]

it would have been more appropriate if you did the Shoop Da Whoop ones, or did a Harbringer line as she leaps on him.

[Nev4rForgotten]

I haven't expected that lol

[Heiryuu]

oh wow oh hahaha!

[DeadOnesCantTestify]

that was scary!

[hamsterdoom360]

That is a deal breaker.

[RKVumi]

@hamsterdoom360 ahahahaha 30 rock reference, I LOVE IT =D

[lurconis666]

hahaha, vas Harbinger indeed!

[MacKnight]

GAHAHAHAHAHA!!!