TWEETle-Dee-TWEETle DUMB... (SUBLIMINAL TWEETS ARE NOT COOL)

[DoubleTakeTheFirst]

your really good looking you know, yes i know your gay, but your very fit

[lucki801]

congratulations perpetuating the stereotype of the gay male, keep the haters alive and strong... we all respect you so much more and your point was so clear. thanks.

[xb360modstuts]

Fuk u

[barbwirerope]

i'm still looking forward to the day that this crazy bitch says something important. oi, he's a brain dead mess. one thing is for sure though, peeps, he ain't pulling the numbers he used too. **yawn**

[Twins4life234]

THIS IS SOO TRUEE OH MY ~ I LOVE U CHRIS CROCKER!

[heyitsaudreyxox]

SO MUCH FUCKINNN TRUTHHHHHHHHHHHH gahhh

[bushel02]

You are hot as a guy. Woohoo! xD

Oh, and I like what you're saying here. Lol! 

[Rachieflieshigh92]

"I gu-hell yeah!" Haha XD

[lovetaylorlautner100]

sooo true!

[HeyIAmTalkingToYou]

I feel you being yourself with any "type" of clothes. that is wonderful! :D

[superflyenglishvegan]

You're cool Chris! I love your energy! Fuck the haters and the people who are too dumb to get you.

[Sexynpinkxoxo]

your cute now but calm down

[hayleybae14]

ik how u feel but chris u shldnt let dem get to u an get mad i try not to an i have anger issues

[sagala30]

CHRIS I WANT TO MARRY YOU!!!!

[willwillbeme]

chris is hot now. i wanna fuck hiim

[agasaff]

omg i must say!

your killler

lave you :)//

[a157crazyfox01]

Queer!

[philippapippapip]

HAHAHAHAHA



[AshlynnJoness96]

Bitches never say shit to each others face. Theyy talkk all that shit on the computer or on the phonne , but whenn it come downn to it they jusz a shakey weakk ass bitchh. Hoes these days onnly bad behind a computer screen.

[Twins4life234]

iiiiiii lovvvee thisss

[DeeBestMetalBitch]

Ha...some pple are unreachable by any other means...and/or dont deserve for pple 2 waste their breath....Like I'll tell someone off over the net...but I don't keep it a secret...I will direct it at them. Cuz some of the dipshits won't answer their phone...or some are 2 fuckin' creeper-ish 2 give them my number....so all in all SOMETIMES it calls for it. Not...ALL the time....especially if u have someone's # or know where they live... :) he hehe...

[Carm0n1]

Lol I guess u really r a tupac type of bitch lmao

[youlookingfierce18]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahaha

[jordyncormier]

amen.

[ilovepudding77]

Hailey this video is for you. you mother fucking bitch!!!

[MYLOVEITSTRUE]

he needs a doctor!!!!

[tnnsboy18]

I can't stop staring at your bod lol

[vjsingleton2010]

I love u chris!!!!!!!!! ive learned so much from u

[OnYxIsAwEsOmE]

i think we need to be best friends lol <3



[bloodyman877]

I tis think you are amzing ^.^

[scrappydoo31307]

can i get some sweet potatoes with that ham hhahaha i love you chris!!!!!!!!

[RainDeeJanszen]

U spoke like a hen @.@

[Dany09]

Ima SEETTROOOONNNGGG BBIITTCCHHH!! LMFAO #WEAK

[GRaymondA27]

i love when he gets alittle bit crazy <3 lmao love u chris<3

[TheWorddRosa]

Really a Tupac type of bitch huh.! lOl

[lexismcl20085]

@TheWorddRosa BAHAHAHAHAHHA. My favorite part!

[rebecca36able]

omfg! chris ily! u r so funny yet all ur saying is true i get talked bout all the time i kno how u feel but i think ur a great person n u seem really fun 2 b around!

[fannycakes14]

Hahahahahahaha!!! I heart you chris!!!

[selmaxarielle]

Didn't you just do that about the person you're most likely mentioning in this video?

[whitetrach]

i love this video, because I really like the message! <3

[LittleMiss2000]

And you remind me of Justin Timberlake at the moment, which is kind of making me dribble a bit.

[LittleMiss2000]

I'mma let you finish, but 1:27 onwards was the best part, best video, of all time. OF ALL TIME.

[LOCCDOGYY]

LMAO!!!! "You really uh TuPac type uh bitch huh?"

[MsLovie77]

This is one of my favorite videos! Chris, you rock!

[BrunetteDarling]

@lalabyes SAME HERE!! I have a playlist of funny videos and I watch this all the tiiiiime!! It so frikin funny!!

[BrunetteDarling]

That's so annoying on facbook too!!

[viperG7]

i love this vid so fucking mutch

[lalabyes]

I effing love this video. I watch it all the time. I don't even relate to the problem, but it's hilarious.

[IRunzthis]

@lalabyes lmaooo same here!! Especially the "shut the fuck uuuup" part.

[emvic1234]

..i love you, lol

[ppitstop38]

I love it - when you get REEEEEALLLY upset about something or want to make a HUGE point, your redneck voice comes out! LOLOLOLOL!

[misslucy213]

lol 

[BeyondtheEndMetal]

Dude..this video is fucking hilarious....

[XXaLLison12XX]

Loooooooove this

[SammmySPAM]

soo true and i love you !

[BrunetteDarling]

its so annoying when people write quotes on the internet about people theyre mad at ... wtheck just tell THEMM nobody carreess!!

[superpapasuperman]

I really hope you confronted this person IRL!:P

[jehbuhdiyahkerickett]

OMG I freakin love you!

[pierrevalois00]

yea I'll TYPE something on this keyboard :You're edgy quit the caffeine & stop being a tweaker !

& you're more nagging than any woman I know :))

[BenRichhards]

dude saying shit in a video doesnt make u any stronger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[catstar14]

0:45-0:49 His voice was so deep....sexy.

[VideoCamToGo2]

BAHAHAHAAHAH LMFAO UR SOOO FUCKIN FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!

[V00tCruiser]

um

[CaptainTheDog084]

Chris Crocker is controlled by Demon Spirits wake up people the Illuminati is about take over if you dont believe me... just look into the Illuminati & around you their everywhere! "The Event" is coming any day i suggest if your human to awake real fast before your soul is gone.

[meowifyme8]

"You really a tupac type of a bitch " wtf LMAO

[ShadowEyes245]

OMG i wish i saw this video a few weeks ago. LMAO this was exactly what happened to me ahahahah i would have posted this on their wall xDD !! LAWL yeeee.

[64leea]

THEY WRITE IT ON THE MOTHER FUCKIN COMPUTER!!!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

I LOVE YOU CHRIS!!! <3

[LeeJonesLuvsU]

Nobody got the balls to say it to your face that's why.

[chebobmonroe]

Gosh, is like hearing myself.

[shaynefreimann1]

why didnt you name names??



[benpen92]

this is the video I'll play to anyone who asks me why I'm not on facebook

[katrina52]

I used to talk shit about people via Facebook...damn, i am so glad I have changed from how I used to be a year ago :P

I 100% agree with you now Chris! :)

XOXO

[luckylaura12]

ILY you chris but where did u get that shirt???

[ashleyundead100]

woow just wow i totaly agree with that if i could go to u and talk i would but i cnt i woodnt talk bad though o would be like I LOVE YOU!!!!!

im sorry but thats how it is and i tooootttaaallly agree with u on this video XD

[bigfatassy]

amazing heheh just loved it

[IRunzthis]

"Won't you slang?" lmaoooo

[mynamemaycontainAtoZ]

it is tru

[terratonic]

i guess you really a two pac type of bitch

[mylifeinrome7]

you think u are a badass talking to someone in a video without saying his name... boy u are dumb ! u just did it .

[LJSuperwoman]

LOL omg crazy face XDD such a god laugh

[MrFlash61999]

still aint got a job huh lol

[ERICx223]

...Well then you must think youre a badass because this has to be directed to someone. and im pretty sure you dont say what you wanna say to their face...

[tyfmmfl]

@ERICx223 UHM THEYRE WRITING TWEETS. HES MAKING A VIDEO. IF YOURE TRYING TO SAY HES A COWARD JUST LIKE EVERYONE WHO WRITES DUMB ASS TWEETS, I THINK ITS TIME YOURE COMPUTER TOLD YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP ;)

[ERICx223]

@tyfmmfl Your comment makes no sense in affiliation of my comment... Please, don't make illiterate comments such as that one. And obviously you read it wrong. What i meant was if people are making tweets about someone, he must have saw ONE or MANY of these tweets. And for him to make this video, is the equivalent to making a tweet about someone... And computers cant talk. Unless you have a text-to-speech program running...

[BrunetteDarling]

Lmao!! Agreed!

[whatthehorhay]

i love chris! :)

[katiblu]

Omg I laughed so hard when I watched this cus its so freaking Tru !!!!

[eleykaulitz1989]

oh god this was soo funny but its soo true!!!!

[MsLovie77]

I love this video!!

[XtheipodX]

Amen! 

[BTroyJ33]

You really a Tupac type of bitch, huh? XDDD

[btjada]

@BTroyJ33 lol

[MsHousemusic19]

but i live in germany how can i talk to you ? loool o.O

[TheMaeloveyou]

You rock chris! FUCK THOSE HATERS!A JEALOUS LIKE BITCH

[MrWeirdkid97]

U mad?

[Thebiggestfan1027]

im so dead. this is the funniest thing ive ever heard.

[Blackjackizzy]

You always make my day Chris :) they're wrong whoever they are :)

[jlovek7]

omg i love u... u made my day

[thefuzzyducky1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!­!!!!!

[jlizrongey]

@adrisonfiree It wasn't there when I posted this comment.

[163Brenda1]

OMG I LOVE IT... SOOOOOO TRUE.. all of it every bit every word all alllllll allllllllllllllllllllllllll OF IT. .IS TRUE.. LOVED IT MAKE MORE.. YOUR AWSOME DUDE

[MissWorldx81]

Hah!!!!! Awesome. Chris, you're gettin' some guns!

[Hawtshit13]

damn stightt you saidd itt

[MsPanamena]

2pac type bitch lmao that part killed me, and thanks for making this video ppl are so scary now a days but think they are so bad, think they make me feeel horrible just they write something on fb about me but really i dont care i just laugh bc i know im going somewhere in life and they are still sitin in the same spot doing the same things they where 2 years ago

[Crazy86Girl]

LOVE YOU ;)

[Drewgalarza]

Chris is brolic lmao Cool!

[333brandong]

@LouiiseTiiderman 

[jakeyjakeyful]

TOLD!!

[chewyin3d]

LOVE THIS VIDEO js :)

[AwesomeBoy278]

I think the computer would :)

[OMGSergieeBogus]

were the manlyness at,?

[anthonyigg]

LMFAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[MzAmberJ]

Lmfao @ a 2 Pac type of bitch. I love it,so true.

[uptoCHINAtown]

Your really a 2pac type of bitch arent ya? XDDDD lmao I LOVE YOU!

[xXx13cornholio13xXx]

damn chris, you have some guns!...FUCK Y CANT U BE STRAIGHT? just kiddin hon, love you as your crazy self. let us know if you have a twin brother ..or a clone!

[Drusklation]

You're talking to me? LMAO.

Who is this guy again?

[linxZuraith]

I'm sorry I didn't get a single word of this. I was distracted by your shoulders, pecks, and arms.

[IRunzthis]

0:26 Shut the fuck uuup about me! lmaooooooooooooo Oh, my god. I just choked laughing. FAVORITE!

[iloveitallx3]

lmaooooooooo

[MsLovie77]

That's so true and hilarious at the same time! Love you Chris!!

[kaylasouthern64]

I love you CHRIS!!!

[tryitonce27]

Its almost unbelieveable that this is the same person that was on the internet a while ago with long blond hair cryin "leave Britney alone!".... WHO KNEW that he was this fuckin gorgeous!!!!

[HowellMacchio13]

This is so true. I love you, Chris! (:

[fezzpiggy]

omg is this chris crocker?! damn he got hot. lol

[ATChampagne]

Totally agree with you! This is why there is cyber bulling because because people talk about people only and just say mean stuff. So yeah. I agree with you Chris.

[AlexandraDelFranco88]

Chris, love you a lot but you didn't mention who you were talking about either

[Ccchoman]

y o u a r e a d u m b a s s , the ppl who thinks u are smart is even dummber than u , if u are not retarded u wouldnt post this video on youtube /watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc&feature=r­elmfu, 2- u talk 2 much 3- i promise u if a 14 years old boy punch u he will knock you out with the first one , u look cool but u are dumb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

[263barbie]

bwaahhaha!!!

[scottemerson12]

Scary...you swear too much sorry but I do see your point!

[shesakeeper83]

LOVE IT!!!!! Lol

[centail07]

i love how u take a serious topic n take a comical way to it...u make it more watchable...thxs:)

[YotamaShoro]

You're completely right. I used to do this when my underage cousin got pregnant....I realize now I should have been more supportive when she needed me rather than calling her out anonymously :/

Chris, you help me to grow.

[shawna4change]

I love it when you get ROWDY..yep your so right..fat ugly people wanna talk shit n hate on people but wont say shit to peoples face

[67mymyimalive]

I understand this completely. People like to hide behind some kinda fuckin mask man. Chris im gay and have a gay friend thats like so homophobic and trys so hard to closet me after i came out . Im so sick of homophobic homos. They like to type shit , then be yer buddy face to face. Good to see your close to Kpt man. Bet you scare the shit outta these biddy brigade boys here in TN. Your beautiful man, stay strong!!!!

[fannytasticbrah]

you wre better with that blonde wig on

[eminemandshanedawson]

u mad bro?

[iggyslip13]

lmao! :D

[ttfr3shkidd]

Your Really A Tupac Type Of Bitch Huh? Lmao

[godduss73]

lol

[ElectricChapelDemos]

@big0chode nice username. punk.

[MrSillyboi920]

Soooo true!

Love ya chris

[TheOnyxNightshade]

And same goes for Facebook. I had to call a bitch out for pulling some shit like that the other day...

[cjms1997]

mhm yea girl u got this girl just go ghetto all over their asses lmao

[briobrandon911]

you sound retarded. 

[Blackbasher87]

FUCK...ARE YOU KIDDIN? WHY THE FUCKING HELL CANT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP? WASTING TIME OF OTHER PEOPLE IS A CRIME!

[osallivan231]

you look like a normal guy. why would you speak and act like an idiot?

[xxbekkabearxx]

lol i love you<3

[illicitdolphin]

Just ignore them Chris, don't let someone get you stressed out and worked up. That's letting them get the better of you. You're too good a person and too happy to be bringing yourself down to their level and getting upset. It only hurts you. Trust me your health and life is more important than theirs so stop stressing on that bs. You'll wear yourself down. Haters gonna hate and if they have time to be posting bs about you on Twitter than you must be important to them. :) Love you Chris. Thumbs?

[ohscrewthename4]

You couldn't be more right. This is one of many reasons I love and support You. <3

[TizThiz]

Chris, you're a bad ass bitch. I heart you

[iStephxs]

0:44 his voice

[IRunzthis]

Oh, my god... everytime he does a SNAP-on-somebody video, it cracks me the hell up. Attitude for daaaays. lol!

[ZombieDenise]

You Really A 2Pac Typea Bitch

[holz4nier]

Bad ass fucking bitch lol that made me smile

[gonebaad24]

OH MY GOD! its a man now?

[Sexyhotcocoa]

chris is right. bunch of fucking trolls. i wouldnt even waste my time thinkin about them chris. they already wasted your 2 minutes and 2 seconds talkin about them

[alanajoleemusic12]

i feel so much better about yesterday and today after watching this

[Ilona6642]

SHUT THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neutrino78x]

lmao @ this vid and I totally agree

[enjoyalaff]

hahahahah

[Interolig]

I miss his hair. :(

[fize4ever]

lol angry homo kid

[ElectricChapelDemos]

@fize4ever ur point?

[RoflKnifeDemandz]

Is this a dude or a girl?

[ElectricChapelDemos]

@RoflKnifeDemandz really now.

[LittleWesty20]

Can i have your adress so i can send you some pyschological help? BTW Your not black so dont talk like you are.

[soophieish]

I liked you because i though you were the kind of person who didn't care about people said about you...disappointed

[skytoril]

kids will learn about chris crocker in modern art history

there will be one exmple in the book with chris

[vampireknightguilty5]

he look so much better....

[anime1973]

Chris... is it still necessary to talk like an angry black woman? or at least work on your transgender voice like watch?v=qbaj4tIX1kw

[MsLovie77]

Chris, your insights are profound yet hilarious! Love it!!

[woofmeowcow10]

@itschriscrocker You're a fucking faggot. you're a disgrace to society you fucking poo jabber, i hope you get fucking capped maine. you're a fuckwit, you dont know shit about pac either, pac was an inspiration. He opened orphanages, You aint done shit with your life. #suckaaa!

[aBbYzpRoDuCtIoNs]

thanks. i needed a slap in the face :P

[stupidlemon11]

OH THE IRONY

[Jessica909511]

You look hot x)

[hermiesrokmysox]

I started laughing at the end when he starts bobbing up and down...haha ! CHRIS, this si so true though! Love ya, man! You speak the TRUTH!