Ivy and Dahlia Episode 1 : to kill a dirty bird..

[RUanAlien]

i hart rode kill

[BarnYardBullly]

Yor fat., shit

[shiznugget]

Hee hee. I love this

[Bl4zz3r]

oooh shiney haahaha

[popartproductions]

Now I know where the term eating crow comes from! Said the Raven, Nevermore! LOL!

[teganella]

Perhaps we're related? Aaahahahaha...

[triciakitty]

Wouldn't surprise me at all! hahaa!

[ColPicklejar]

Is your home some sort of prop-infested madhouse?! Also- Spoons! Making someone dig their own grave with a spoon is way more evil than a shovel. I am ashamed I have not seen this sooner.

[triciakitty]

It took an eight year old little insanity filled girl to point out the evil wonders of a grave diggin' spoon...imagine our surprise as well! heheh...

[KatytheMediator]

reminds me of the time my lil sis held the lil froggy to tightly on the way back to our summer cabin...squishy froggy! I need a hubby that can edit, darn it!

[triciakitty]

hahaa! SQUISH!

[JustA11en]

Sick and twisted....

I love it! >:D

[triciakitty]

Thanks man! We both appreciate the compliment! We love your work...as you know. So thanks for stopping by our little speck of YouTube...

[bwhahrhr]

I was frightned to watch one of your videos (due to the background on your channel) but this was so funny.

[triciakitty]

bwahrhr- hahaa! My background is one of my drawings that my husband photoshopped. I guess you wouldn't like my art in general...I love horror movies and have a dark sense of humor...heheh. No worries...no goat sacrificin' going on here...um...just plastic crows. Hahaa! Thank you for watching, man!

[bwhahrhr]

I have a dark sense of humor as well, but usualy horror movies scare the crap out of me... (:

[triciakitty]

I suppose i'm maily fascinated by the gore effects. Tom Savini has been one of my heroes since I was very young. My parents let me watch horror movies because they saw I wasn't frightened by them but fascinated by how they were made. So I am always looking at the tech side of the horror movies...plus they tend to amuse the hell outta' me...hahaa! I'm gonna' watch your videos now.

[VanillaNeko]

Hehe, awesome!

[triciakitty]

Thanks for the "Awesome"!

[VanillaNeko]

No problem. You're my idol.

[triciakitty]

I'm an idol? Never expected that! heheh...Thank you, Vanilla...If you met me in real life you may take that back...hahaa! I am very short and my voice sounds like I've been sucking on a helium tank forever! And I'm a complete goofball! hahaa! I'm a very silly person.

[VanillaNeko]

Thats what I like about you, you're so awesome, you know what your doing in life and you love expressing it. I can just tell you're an amazing person. If I met you in real life. Trust me. We'd be great friends.

[triciakitty]

Well...you are very cool for saying that! Thank you! I do love creating things. And the things I create are usually a bit off from what society deems as being "normal"...heheh. But that's just how my brain works. That's how my husband's brain works too. That's why we get along so well, I suppose. Who knows? Maybe we will meet in real life. I love meeting interesting people...

[VanillaNeko]

So do I, witch is why you are my idol. And no need to thank me, I'm just telling you the truth. My brain also works not normal? Shall I put it? Haha. Well keep going with what you do, I love watching your videos.

[triciakitty]

Thank you so much, Vanilla! I sincerely appreciate your support!

[TheEvilJuergen]

Hahaha, now I know what is meant with "stick birds in the oven".

However, you should have eaten it, although it didn't look too delicious ...

[triciakitty]

EvilJ- not as tasty as the tender girlscout I ate later...heheh

[eire138]

hope she was 18....ha

[triciakitty]

Hmmm...perhaps she was a girl scout LEADER...um....yeah, riiiight...that's my story, dammit!

[drunk3director]

You said that when it is cooked, it tastes like hamburger.

[triciakitty]

Yep...it does indeed...no matter how old they happen to be.

[DANGERKUTZ]

great . Be good to see more of Ivy and Dahlia .

[thedrunkendeadguy]

They take the head and they boil it. Then they scrape all the flesh away from the bone......

[triciakitty]

Then you set the flesh aside to use for lamp shades and shower curtain squares. You take the nekked head and stop up the eyes with bread or something...that way you can put vegetables and spices into it and they won't fall out. Cover the head with foil and bake it all at 350 for two hours, basting occasionally...

[drunk3director]

Fleshy shower curtain squares.

Dammit, fill a skull up with veggies and spices and bake it, I've been wasting all these skulls when they could have been used as baking trays!

[triciakitty]

I know! And you can use old mummified ears as cookie cutters...but it's difficult to get that corpselike flavor outta' the damn cookies.

[drunk3director]

I've seen pig ears for sale as doggie treats. Dogs have all the fun.

[triciakitty]

I take both of those words as compliments! Thank you! I think being strange is the key to why we have a good marriage...almost 10 years now...heheh We have too much fun...

[drunk3director]

Plus now you guys have the crow.

[triciakitty]

Yep! And damn! That's a threesome we WON'T be taping...hahaha!

[drunk3director]

Especially if all the action happens in an oven. (The camera would get damaged at high temperatures.)

[thedrunkendeadguy]

You should try that sometime

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Where do I get a crow like that?

[triciakitty]

DDg- Aparently these types of crows grow in backyards. Not on a tree though...on vines. But they only grow in backyards that have bits of corn and midget onions throughout the soil. That nourishes the crow until it is ready to be thrown into the air by a 36 yr old girl dressed like a demented 8 yr old. Good luck!

Seriously- i have seen crows like this in places like K-Mart during Halloween. We got lucky and found it here when we moved in.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Strangeness is the quint essential attribute for survival.

[OSueZQtheCatfreeek]

Haha, very cool. See you're making good use of that crow, it was a good find :o)

[drunk3director]

Me too.  Have to go to my crappy day job now. :(

I won't be back on until tonight. Byes.

[triciakitty]

I actually came home from work early...Oh my god! I got hit with a BAD migraine. It kept getting worse while I was driving. I really should not have driven! My boss drove me home because i could barely walk by myself- I'm all doped up right now and am feeling a lot better. It still hurts but damn! Not NEARLY as much as earlier...

[drunk3director]

Sorry to hear you went through that, but at least you got doped up.

[drunk3director]

From a comment you mentioned on the DDG video, so you are wearing the winnie the POOH hat in the video because you just ate White Castles laxatives?

[triciakitty]

Yep- White Castles make me poo. So when i poo I must wear a thinkin' cap. My thinkin' cap has Whinnie the Pooh on it- helps me thin while pooing...heheh

No- we went to thrift stores for costumes and Gor picked out the Winnie the Pooh hat for Ivy's. He also got it because he knew wearing it would be hot...heheh I always laugh at him when he complains about how hot his "God" hair is so the Whinnie the Pooh hat is his revenge...hahaa!

[drunk3director]

Unfortunately I have some kittens who didn't make it buried in my yard. It's over rated doing that. Not really much fun.

[triciakitty]

Yeah...it sucks. Especially when you start to dig and keep pulling up weird midget onions and bits of corn. Our backyard is full of that stuff...dunno' why...weird and funny all at once.

[drunk3director]

You should try frying up the midget onions and feed them to midgets. I know a midget. He played the angel in the garbage can in DDG!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I love midget onions. Are they anything like baby tomatoes?

[triciakitty]

DDG- yep...the midget onions are about the same size. Would ya' like me to send ya' some?

[triciakitty]

I know! I saw the midget in the trash can...He kicks ass! One of the things that makes your video so damn cool! Where else can you find a midget angel in a trash can? Hahaa!

[drunk3director]

I'm going to keep our midget away from you. You would only dry him off in the oven!

[drunk3director]

I was originally going to have the midget fly by a couple of times behind the DDG and then crash into the garbage cans. But I never got the wire to do that, and damn he would have been heavy trying to swing back and forth like that! My father suggested having him pop out of the garbage can. (My dad's contribution to the movie, in addition to taking the photo we used on the DVD cover.)

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Don't forget his flag and plunger

[triciakitty]

Hi DDG! Gor is online right now too. Maybe we can chat on your video...

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I wish I had a back yard to bury things in

[triciakitty]

This is the first time in years we've had a backyard. What better way to use it than to bury things in it?

[drunk3director]

I am still on your video too.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Some people like to play God.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

So how did the crow die?

[thedrunkendeadguy]

maybe i should spill some beer on it

[drunk3director]

WOrks with rats.

[triciakitty]

I was gonna' spill some Guinness on him but decided that would be a waste of good Guinness...heheheheh

[drunk3director]

I had DDG pour beer on a dead rat to try to revive him. Worked there so maybe it could work on your crow. (Didn't have time to include that in the trailer. You can see the rat on Dead Tom's shoulder when he is marching in fromt of the flag holding a toilet plunger!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

We couldn't get a dead Kate Smith for the flag scene.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

No silly, beer only works on Rats. For birds you have to use wine.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Good! Never waste alcohol.

[triciakitty]

I broiled him in the oven...he was wet! What was I supposed to do? (smiles with teeth)

[drunk3director]

And your socks didn't die

[thedrunkendeadguy]

That sox

[triciakitty]

Crap! I need to put my ALIVE socks on and get my ass to work! I left you a message on myspace. Hope fully we can chat while I'm at work. I also featured your video, favorited it, and bulletined it to people. I've also sent you and DDG a friend request here...Bye until I get to work!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

You should make a film called "To cook a mocking bird".

[eire138]

believe it or not, you are the onlyy one to get the "mockingbird" reference in the title...

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Does John like birds?

[drunk3director]

Tougher to read through this because your comments are not in YELLOW like on your own video.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Who Me?

[drunk3director]

They do the music too. I am pretty sure that is her voice on that song.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Maybe we can use them in one of our movies

[drunk3director]

They live down in VA I think. They have their own projects going too.

[triciakitty]

Yep- We live in Va. near Richmond...about 45 minutes from there. If we are ever in your area I'd love to collaborate on something with you guys! I think it would be fun.

[triciakitty]

We love collaborating with people and we love cheesy B-movies...so who knows? We are silly people willing to do silly shit- hahaa!

[drunk3director]

Silly shit is what we do! I'm going to add in the next movie "Cheap Jersey Video -- Experts in the Ridiculous"

[thedrunkendeadguy]

let me guess. I will be an idiot again. I hate being typecast.

[drunk3director]

Not sure what this is in response to but dammit you play a great idiot!

[triciakitty]

Yep- that's my voice and Grdon's. I was having troubles singing to the music because the timing is weird- So Gor recommended I just record a bunch of samples in character(s) and he did the same. It sounds better than when I tried to sing along! hahaa! I usually don't have so much trouble. Like if you watch our video TURN THE CORNER- that's our song and I sang with no problems on that one. Sometimes my brain just doesn't cooperate with my vocal chords...heheh

[drunk3director]

That is exactly how I recorded Tina Krause for vocals on the opening credits of the DDG. I had her say some stuff and I added the lines to the music later. Worked great! She said corny sexy things like "OOOOOH Dead Guy! You're not so dead after all!" LOL

[eire138]

yeah, we do all the theme songs for our stuff, and that is Tricia and myself in the song, I just recorded a bunch of dialouge and sampled it as needed.

[drunk3director]

It sounds great. I really like the spooky waltz you came up with. Plus Tricia sounds scary, like a maniac saying "I'm just a little girl".

[eire138]

that was precisely the point... glad we pulled it off..

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Birds are cool

[drunk3director]

I'm sure Tricia and Gordon will be very happy to see us discussing birds here.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I like birds esspically turkey on rye

[triciakitty]

I like birds marinated in some kind of wine and sizzling on the grill. Not THIS bird though. I'm pretty sure he'd melt and muck up the grill...heheh

[drunk3director]

Yeah, making a whole short with only THAT bird as a prop was pretty damn clever!

[triciakitty]

Thanks! Gor and I bounce ideas around with one another pretty well. I guess that's one reason we've been married almost 10 years! haha! We LOVE being creative together. And the crow was definately a fortunate spring board...heheh

[drunk3director]

So the crow keeps your marriage strong!

[triciakitty]

Gor is still asleep right now but he will indeed be happy to see you guys discussing birds here...hahaaa!

[drunk3director]

Don't forget the roasted turkey.

[triciakitty]

Yes cannot forget the roasted turkey! Hahaa!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Where can I get a copy?

[drunk3director]

They did so much with just her outfit and a fake crow. That is creative.

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Yes very

[triciakitty]

The crow was a happy accident. We recently moved to this place and someone had abandoned him in our back yard. He inspired the entire story of Ivy and Dahlia. I've named him Horace.

[drunk3director]

Wasn't that name in the East Side Kids?

Horace Debussey Jones?

[triciakitty]

Hahaa! Yes! That should be the crow's full name!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

Great video

[LairyFliquid]

Hahah, awesome.

'My socks didn't die' - great line

[triciakitty]

Thank you! I apreciate you watching!

[drunk3director]

Hi there Tricia and Gordon.

I am bringing the Drunken Dead Guy himself with me to chat here!

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I AM the Drunken Dead Guy

[thedrunkendeadguy]

I like the music

[triciakitty]

DDG- I'm glad you like the music! We do all of our own stuff. Well- in one video we used a Marilyn Manson song- that video is my husband's channel (eire138). The song just fit too well not to use. But we prefer not to use the copyrighted music. Plus we just like making our own.

[triciakitty]

Hi DDG! Nice to meet you. Thank you guys for stopping in to chat!

[triciakitty]

Hi! Nice to see you finally got the video uploaded! And nice to have you here on our video- thank you!

[drunk3director]

LOL Yeah. That's a good line.

[TIDRUSH]

omg this is doin well! lol, once a bird crashed ito our window at chool and its face was smashed, it was a crow too

[triciakitty]

Aw, Tid. I bet a bunch of kids screamed...I would have been the kid who wanted to take pictures eventhough I love animals. I wouldn't be surprised if you took out your camera when it happened...hahaa!

[TIDRUSH]

we were forcedback into the class room :|

[triciakitty]

Tidrush- oh...well that makes sense. Yeah I haven't been online as much as I'd like recently but I saw your comment on Deviant Art. Hello to you too! I need to catch up on your submissions! I love your cartoons! I'm gonna' go see if you've got any more videos here...I hope you are well!

[TIDRUSH]

thankyou, kinda, been havin alot of trouble with synosis(sp?) and the whole half of my face was in alot of pain. but i think its clearin up now :) is your carpel tunnel better?

[triciakitty]

Yes my Carpal Tunnel is better than it was. But today I'm wearing my brace. I woke up with an arm full of pain. It's all good though. Wearing the brace helps a bit. Did you mean sinus problems? I have those too. SUCK! I guess it's the time of year for it. I hate it! I hope you feel much better soon!

[HeadlessFatLady]

lol i LOVE IT!! "Stop birdie stop!!!!!"

[triciakitty]

Thank you for watching! I'm glad you liked it!

[triciakitty]

I spelled apreciated wrong...heheh Hooked on Phonics did not work for me...

[triciakitty]

So we've decided on trying black and white or sepia tone on future episodes...We'll see how it looks. Any feedback is aopreciated. What would you guys like to see?

[mzbettierocker]

ooh. i think i sepia toned one would look really awesome. it would be awesome to see some sort of hanging from ur trees ;)

[triciakitty]

OOooh, Bettie- that's a great idea! I actually have lil nooses I've made for my dollies. I could hang some of them from one of the trees! Yeah! You kick ass! But you knew that already, didn't you! (smiles with teeth)

[triciakitty]

Oh and Bettie- we're gonna' see how the sepia tone looks. We are still in the baby stages of figuring out the look we want for it. Thank you for your feedback as always!

[emmers1990]

lol, this reminds me of when a bird died in school and i ripped it apart

[triciakitty]

emmmers- Hahaa! Your comment made me laugh! So what happened? Did you get in trouble for ripping it apart or did they just take it to the Biology department so kids could study its entrails?

[emmers1990]

nah, we ate it, no i got told off cos it may have had germs.

[triciakitty]

emmers- hahaa! So you got reprimanded because it could have had germs and not because you ripped it apart...That's funny! heheh The school I went to would have had me in a designer "Hug Me" jacket by the end of the day. I got in trouble once for taking one of the frogs we were to disect and flapping his legs while singin, "Hello My Darlin', Hello My Baby...Hello my Ragtime Gal..." My teacher was not amused...

[emmers1990]

lol, schools are lame, we're not allowed to disect things =(

[TheLeonShow]

Absolutely fabulous!! demented

[triciakitty]

thpppppt!

[triciakitty]

I'll see ya' soon...logging out now.

[triciakitty]

haHA! Revenge away you cretinous fool!

[triciakitty]

It's 5 now. I guess I can leave this place. So I shall leave now. I wish we had a laptop or something!

[eire138]

That was uncalled for and I shall have my revenge!

[triciakitty]

I spelled piece wrong...I suck! No! What am i saying? YOU suck! yep...you suck...

[triciakitty]

Aw heeellll no! You win Nothing! You peice of dirty Rosie O'Donnel underwear!

[triciakitty]

you still here? did kitty eat you too?

[eire138]

I win, you loose.

[triciakitty]

dammit! the computer froze up and I had to reboot it! So the minutes did suck...you ass! heheh

[eire138]

yep, I hope you have sucky minutes..

[triciakitty]

heheh...you hope my minutes suck...

[triciakitty]

yep...snap a few pictures of her in her basement...hahahahaaa!

[triciakitty]

I forgot- I will be at Corrine's basement for a minute...I mean after i forrage. But she has to be back at work at nine. So i'm just gonna snap a few pictures and come home. heheh...that sounds funny...

[triciakitty]

Nope...no one has mentioned To kill a mockingbird...

[eire138]

I hope they suck!

[triciakitty]

I have 21 minutes left to be here...yay!

[eire138]

I don't think anyone has made the "to kill a mockingbird" reference....

[eire138]

yep

[triciakitty]

penis wrinkle of doom...

[triciakitty]

dick

[eire138]

Yep, and now its a gazillion and 1

[triciakitty]

gazillion I meant...

[triciakitty]

Ok...so we've been married almost ten years now...you've fired me probably a gazilliong times already...

[eire138]

ok, you're re-hired, SO I CAN FIRE YOU A SECOND TIME!

[triciakitty]

Oh I already re-hid them...they are with the mixers...um...oooops...

[eire138]

That was supposed to be a secret, thanks now everyone knows. Now I gotta find a new hidey place dammit! YOU ARE FIRED!

[triciakitty]

But I like your ears! That's where you keep the Guinness jelly beans.

[triciakitty]

I called you a tit...heheh

[eire138]

stay away from my ears you demented midget!

[triciakitty]

Ahhhhh...rules huh? WHO's rules? Must be Murphy's...

[triciakitty]

Where'd you go? I shall gnaw your knees off and puke into your ear.

[eire138]

Yeah, I know, life is never fair is it....it's sad really, but thems the rules, I didn't make 'em but I ain't gonna break 'em.

[triciakitty]

You are full of crab balls...

[triciakitty]

HOOOORible! SLAM!

[triciakitty]

You mean I'll be in debt for forraging food for not only me but for YOU? And forraging beers and tp and chickenfishcowpig....THAT IS working it off you TIT!

[eire138]

I'm sure I can come up with something....horrible...

[triciakitty]

WORK IT OFFFF!!!! how?

[eire138]

nope, no forraging for me, you'll just have to work off the debt. And yes I did notice the description change. Good.

[triciakitty]

Notice I changed the description so you don't sound like a stranger? heheh

[triciakitty]

FORRAGE...ahem...yeah...

[triciakitty]

And that means YOU will have to farrage then...muahahahaa!

[triciakitty]

You suck chickenfishcowpig ballsacks!

[triciakitty]

Yep 32. Holy crap! It's almost time for me to come home! YAY! Wow! You helped time go by fast! Thanks spousemonkey!