Eternal Life and the Question of Prayer

[Xigano1]

Dance, die, haveing the time of your life (at the same time) - What other song would appeal to a 3-in-1 being ? :)

[BIBLEisMARKofBEAST]

Yes the Spirit it Real and Jesus is alive and He has a living Voice.

The BIBLE is the MARK of the BEAST! Constantine (1st beast) legalized Christianity and had 50 bibles compiled. King James, (2nd beast) 666 # of a man, born 6/1566, 6th of Scotland, authorized 66 book bible, image of God's word, carried in your hand, memorized in your head, made to speak (the bible says) it keeps you under the curse of the law. Jesus is the real word of God and He speaks to us by the Holy Spirit.

[kalsolarUK]

@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST I have some bad news for you - 666 is a mistranslation, the actual number of the beast is 616. Look it up...you may have to completely ditch your theory and invent a new one.

[BIBLEisMARKofBEAST]

@kalsolarUK Theory= speculation. King James, fact born 1566, 6th of Scotland, authorized 66 books, all fact, not theory. You carry it in your hand or memorize it in your head, fact. Over 2 billion people are controlled by the bible, fact. Over 8 billion copies in the world today, fact. Between the bible & the koran, books rule the world. King James is buried next to his homo lovers in Westminster Abbey, go visit him sometime. That's a fact. You live in your theory, I live in the Holy Ghost.

[kalsolarUK]

@BIBLEisMARKofBEAST lol, seems you're destined to remain in never neverland away with the pixies. Oh well, if it makes you happy what harm can it do, hehe.

[BIBLEisMARKofBEAST]

@kalsolarUK As Satan beguiled Eve, he has beguiled this generation. If you think you already have a word from God (ie the bible) then you won't look for the word of God (ie the Holy Ghost). It's just that simple, Satan has closed the door of faith, he makes people think they have the word of God because they have a history book. But this might be too deep for you, coming from a pixie. The Bible is the Mark of the Beast.

[AwaitsHell]

If there is an afterlife then I doubt I would have to face eternal bordom in heaven. I know I'd go to hell lol

[RadarKat73080]

I could almost finish 18 holes of golf.

[PureZOOKS]

Come on, we do all love ABBA, taht was his 15th commandment.

Yeah, 15th, God gave Moses 14 on mount Syanite. read the Bible.(I fail at spelling)

[kalsolarUK]

there were over 600 in total, lol.

[PureZOOKS]

621 in the entire books of exodus and..the other one. But there is still debate about whether they are commandments or not.

Especially as about a third of them involve animal sacrifice.

[dewonthegrass]

OMS (Oh, My Science), this video is votebotted! Who would rate low such a jem of a video!

2:37, "Who invited you on my cloud?" LOL. Priceless.

[birdfish55]

Hmm,brings back memories of the time I was at church and we all prayed for this fourteen year old girl who had just been hit by a car.Actually,it was more like we were begging for her not to die of the injuries.That was the first time I thought,ok,why should what I say or not say affect if he lets her live or not?Sadley,she died and they said the dreaded''It wasnt his will,he has a plan in her death.'' It can drive you mad!I see what you mean,it is nonsence!

[BlackFlames222]

i find the idea of prayer kind of immoral. when christians say that if you ask god to heal someone then he will makes god look appalling. theyre basically saying that god will only cure someone of cancer if they ask him to. what kind of loving god is that?

[Hahayoureretarded]

Now now, I've warned you about using that logic thingy before. You know Christians don't like when you cloud the issue with facts. ;-)

[unassumption]

Well you can't expect god to know all our hearts and minds, we can't expect him to be omniscient can we?

[trixapete]

you look a bit evil in that caricature!

[kalsolarUK]

I look even more evil first thing in the morning!

[yashatono]

thats what she said.

[avipoje]

I love the new caricature, Kal!

[kalsolarUK]

Thankyou kindly sir... Panman38 made a great job of it.

[TheraminTrees]

Heaven and Hell are the product of such black and white thinking aren't they — is that supposed to be how this all-knowing 'god' sees things? Spending eternity in the presence of such a polarised fucker — and trying to explain about greys — is not an appealing prospect.

[Darwinsgift]

Perhaps killing people is gods way of speeding their way to heaven. If a christian says they are dying I always wonder why we do not congratulate them!

[Relativisticism]

the funny thing is they never actually say it like that. If they survive some natural disaster they are thanking god they are alive which is so absurd if they think heaven is suppose to be better than earth life why wouldn't you be chasing tornadoes, living on fault lines or near volcanoes and taking up dangerous sports or hobbies. It doesn't make any sense, honestly

[ciaochowbella]

Or abortion! Why so upset about an act that will spare a baby of having to live this miserable (as they presume) life? Wouldn't a baby who has been aborted just go straight to heaven since it wasn't born and therefore had no original sin?

[contrex0]

That sounded strangely like Monty Python. No idea why...

[GerardBlaize]

AHH!! KARTOON KAL!!! Dx

[spookysaurus]

When we pray, we always petition God for the good stuff. You know: help for getting out of lifes crap, or to grant our side victory in war, or for our favorite team to win. That sort of thing. But how about when things are going swimmingly? Who prays to God to throw a spanner in the works of their ticking-along-nicely-thankyou lives? Or for their boss to give them the boot? But that stuff, as we all know, happens just as much. God, if he exists, must be indifferent. 5*s, kalsolarUK, as usual!

[CorndogMaker]

She's the dancing queen!

[Drekoguk]

Hey, as long as there's eternally something to do, I wouldn't mind.

[robindesade]

What about the fact that people pray to different saints, the holy virgin Mary and so on... Some of them have favourite saints and pray exclusively to them. How does that work out?

It's a bit like when you need a favour from a ruler you have to go through one of the courtiers.

[HappyApostate]

Another good one Kal, keep them coming, that's all I pray for.

[HonestDiscussioner]

Who knows, God might exist and think your videos are awesome.

Some people liked to be made fun of. ☺

[pornoopel]

hahaha.. "the almighty" listens to abba does he?! lol!

[saxmanchiro]

kal

You remember that last thunder storm that hit your area, just a bit ago, remember how close that one bolt of lightning was? That was god giving you a warning to watch yourself. Your fundie neighbour was doing some major praying just before the storm and I bet they were responsible for that near miss. Next time, sky daddy might not miss, especially with those headphones and mic around your head. Just making you aware of these things, as a friend. Watch out for that crazy god guy.

[kalsolarUK]

now I know what it means to have " the fear of god" put into me. I'm off to wrap some rubber around my head set just in case.

[saxmanchiro]

I hate to tell you this. The rubber over your head( the one with the larger brain inside) will not work. You see, this sky daddy fellow is omnipotent and he will just make the electricity go right through that insulator. It would look pretty funny though. I think you should wear it in your next vid!

[PsychotropicThinker]

Oh, which god was that?

Was it the Jews', the Catholics', the Muslims', or perhaps even one of the Hindus'?

[saxmanchiro]

They are all one 'god'. Just like the Father, Son and the Holy Pigeon are one god. Heck, just combine them all. IMAGINE THE POWER, LUKE!!

[PsychotropicThinker]

Judging by your profile, I'd say you're either a pantheist or deist (or something of the likes).

Either that or you're being sarcastic.

NO SARCASM ON THE INTERTUBEZ!!!11!1! >=(

[saxmanchiro]

Sarcasm. Atheist for 43 yrs and counting. Getting pretty tired of waiting for the world to wake up and escape the delusion of god worship.

[PsychotropicThinker]

Gawd, you had me there for a minute.

[Skep155]

I think religious people will just respond that since God is all powerful he can make you never get bored of eternal life. Cool video though.

[Brandt761]

Really good point on prayer...

[robindesade]

Love your crisp English. Almost died of laughter when "God" (or you representing "God") started nonchalantly "dancing" a little bit to the tune of ABBA... - unforgettable moment! You bandy about the word "god" a lot - "god" did this, and "god" said that, "he" wouldn't do that... But have you thaught for a moment - what is "god" actually? What do the believers think "god" is? Everything comes down to philosophy again - Idealism(or dualism) and Materialism. Idealism doesn't have a leg to stand on.

[rednecktrucker1969]

I checked, god does watch your vids...better str8n up :)

[kalsolarUK]

Oh crap....well if he's watching mine....he's bound to be watching yours...so we're both gonna be stoking hells furnace. I better be sure I got plenty of factor 10 million sun cream

[rockerwere]

Do you think when you pray for yourself it is in most cases a self fulfilling prophecy?

For example my GCSE exams are in 2 weeks if I prayed to God to help me through them... Would he do it? Or would it be the work I have put in all this time to make sure I get through it?

[kalsolarUK]

I will use my psychic powers to say, its the hard work that will get you through the exams. However, belieif is a curious thing... if you believe something prayer will help, then psychologically that may well have a beneficial positive affect on your actions or attitude or outlook etc. So.... prayer may well work... but not necessarily because mr magic in the clouds has waved a celestial magic wand.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

"I tend to believe there's a bugger all..."

What the hell is a "bugger all"?

[rockerwere]

NOTHING!

A whole lot of it too.

[optifog]

The weirdest thing is when people pray and ask others to pray that God will 'save' their children or other family members. Even when I was a Christian I realised it couldn't possibly work like that, and if you prayed for someone you love to be saved you'd have to pray for everyone else's family to be saved too or be in breach of the Golden Rule, and in turn ask God to completely overturn his stated plans. Would God have to make an updated version of the Bible in which no one goes to Hell? lol

[Solarees]

god listening to ABBA! HOLY SHIT!

[RadarKat73080]

Excellent vid Kal, as always. Yeah, if I found out I was immortal, I'd kill myself.

[kalsolarUK]

lmao...great response! Immortality is a bit of a dead end situation.

[RadarKat73080]

Wish you'd make more videos, I know you have a life outside of Youtube, but I enjoy your videos!

[kalsolarUK]

thanks for that... I do have quite a few videos currently to make (ones already planned) Its just fitting them in with everything else.

[RosieDesire]

god listening to ABBA, now THAT was funny! and yet, I have no idea why :)

[kalsolarUK]

lol, thats OK...I have no idea why its funny either!

[metalorg]

The headphone microphone really reminds me of the ShamWow guy.

[Paxmax]

if there is a god he's up there, he just woke up from a 2000 year old hangover from the celebration of the home coming son... and now he's thinking "oh dear oh dear... WTF has happened!?!? sheit, can't flood 'em again since the clever MF'ers will survive..."

[rozeboosje]

Noooooo. The ending. The horror. The sheer, unmitigated terror.

[jetsfan3161]

love the new opening, great stuff.

and i heard that there are many instruments you can play in heavan. you should see how cool the guitars are in heavan. lol. by the way my guy friends make a ton of fun of me because i like abba. but i don't care Dancing Queen makes me gigle and it's fun.

prayer is such a load of shit, and i don't pray anymore, and when im at my funde family events and they stop the party to thank god for dinner, i want to hurl. great work, ive become a big fan.

[kalsolarUK]

thanks, the caricature by panman38 is cool...I just had to use it!

I'll be doing a more serious video on prayer in the not too distant future in amongst other videos.

[jetsfan3161]

LOOK FORWARD TO IT MY FRIEND

[Panman38]

Apparently you're supposed to spend all of eternity worshiping god. I guess that's why people in heaven are always depicted wearing robes like they're in some sort of cult.

Nice intro music BTW :)

[kalsolarUK]

Yes...lots of robes in heaven... I wonder where they take their laundry up there?

[Saukko31]

lol, to be honest, I haven't much thought about eternal life, but I wonder am I wrong, and every time answer has been no god...

Excellent video.

[DeletedDelusion]

I know it's illogical but in the OT there are several occasions where for example Abraham argued with god about the destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah.

[kalsolarUK]

Indeed...but then in those days god (Yahweh in this instance) was much more "human" in character. Like any fictional character its personality traits have a tendancy to evolve over time.

[lazymornings]

Up at this time on a monday night.......

Anyway.great entro, you make it...how do go about it,please?

God is Mans excuse to forgive themselfs for all the bullshit they do

[lazymornings]

yea,I should descriptions more often...rather than just saying stuff first!!!doh I guess.

[lazymornings]

Read...yea also learn to type and spell ,well not miss words.

good vid..great infact.

[Deathinmusic]

lol, god listens to ABBA, now I think I have to start worshipping him/her/it...

[kalsolarUK]

lol...yep, I'm betting god is an Abba fan. Although.... he probably prefers Soul. (Damn that was a bad joke).

[rednecktrucker1969]

facepalm

[CousinoMacul]

ABBA rocks!  :-P

[ddpl365]

I'd play sudoku. A lot of sudoku.

[hugesinker]

What about a life that is only over when you say it is?

[kalsolarUK]

I dont think many people in history have had the luxury to have uttered the words "oh crap...its seems I'm dead". lol.

[RosieDesire]

Where is the excitement in that? A life without an adrenaline rush. Heck.. I doubt we'd get anything done... We'd be like... nah... I'll do it later... I've got eternity to do it...

[kalsolarUK]

quite true...although getting me out of bed on time in the morning would take more than eternity to solve.

[Danmill23]

Maybe prayer is a preemptive, hopeful, minor, prophesy used by people to see if their desires line up with gods will.

BTW

Does god have free will?

[kalsolarUK]

Interesting idea... one for the philosophers me thinks...I'm sure many a theologian would navel gaze for hours on a question like that. lol.

[Masturbating4America]

good times.

[WillSKB88]

Very good :) I love how you begin so calmly and then go onto a rant :P keep up the intigueing work!