Heineken: Keg

[MXSabol]

There is nothing more beautiful than the female body. I applaud Heineken for being brave in a world where if you even breathe in the wrong direction, someone flips outs.

[thinkingrequired]

Decadent and disgusting and female objectifying commercial garbage like this video doesn't help one iota in trying to mitigate the rampant violence against women plaguing society today...

[PallyPowerXIX]

One of my favorite jingles ever ... and I don't even drink.

[DalekNecros]

great beat 5 stars for beat

[nickolascook718]

This video went viral on Tuvalu

[dgr89cof]

fuck you, Heineken is the shit and is fucking awsome. Very good taste, gives you no hangover. Much respects to the green god of beers.

[ZombbieRunescape]

Please tell me I'm not the only guy out there who found this creepy as fuck.

[MufasaPurr]

She exists only to serve... beer. ;)

[rsheldon86]

I want the last frame as a poster

[rsheldon86]

One of my favorite commercials of all time.

[Fajafar13]

@emmaeliz16 lol? maybe cause it's targeted to male audience and that's just the way it goes?

[xxxBakeneckoxxx]

So her uterus is a keg ready to serve beer on tap? Hmm. Nope. Nothing sexist or patriarchal about that.

[RainbowPwni]

I wish they had made this into a full song.

[OiseauBleuism]

Terrible beer, terrible commercial.

[RSJW20]

@OiseauBleuism awesome beer, sexy commercial

[Lynch098]

Scientist: They are latest technological advancement. Any questions?

Bystander:Can you fuck it?

Scientist:What?

Bystander:Can you fuck it?

Scientist: Uhh, no.

Bystander: AHHHH THE HELL WITH IT!!!!

[Mosby1118]

@Lynch098 ROBOT CHICKEN!!!!

[vuurwerkforlife122]

do i get the robot with it?

[HarlequinHelen]

learnd to adapt and get a remote stupid or go to adaptech.com come caca shityy girl HAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAH jealous haterz HAHAHAHAHAHA

[jagfriend12151994]

so thats were baby beer comes from.

[emmaeliz16]

This video is degrading to women and promotes the sexual objectification of women. The woman is portrayed as the ultimate sex object- fungible, decorative, entertaining and with no possibility of a will of her own. She exists only to serve.

[Simracer1990]

@emmaeliz16 trololol

[Askaris45]

@emmaeliz16 Only in your mind, I think. Most men who would see this ad would not be considering that it is an ideal for female behaviour, and would be thinking more along the lines of "Hey, there's an attractive robotic lady on television promoting lager". We are, generally speaking, not very complicated.

Sometimes, it seems as if contemporary feminists share roots with the more way-out conspiracy theorists; everything is a symbol to validate their viewpoint.

[Caellest89]

@Askaris45 exactly.

[vnhan]

I find myself really aroused by this robotic female..

[Adennos]

*thirsty*

[NightmareVF]

"Degrading" as it is, one day Japan will accomplish in constructing this robot and enable such functions to exist in our male community (and no one's gonna complain). But seriously, how the hell is this degrading? No offense to women, but it's just a commerical on beer and it's funny. You saying that if it were a male robot instead that it would be LESS degrading?

[Meth138]

This .This commercial is degrading to women in the same way car commercials are degrading to stage coach drivers

[Narcis6523]

what the fuck, i mean srsl what the fuck is this shit?

[0hmylover]

Good~~

[jjjred1987]

WHO IS THAT WOMAN?

[falubaz162]

Heineken :)

[XristarasGamieste]

anyone else enjoying a heineken right now?

[uregobland]

@XristarasGamieste

Yep.

[919hornet4me]

lol

[Foxbat54]

perfect woman

[TheScytheMoron]

@Fireylioness ... I hate men who treat women like "2nd class humans" or below, but what I hate even more, are annoying feminist exremists like YOU! O_o

[i8yoCAKE]

@Fireylioness your kind of over reacting......the way you say it all guys have strange robot fetishes...

[GabeeCoverdalee85]

niiiiice

[XHellXGeistX]

Shiiit. I'd still hit it.

[10Kingboy10]

keep pressing 5 : "SNAP SNAP SNAP"

[zabaoth]

Yo dawg *head explodes*

[LuhdyBarroso]

Aqui em casa bem que poodia ter uma dessa ! HAHA'

[KaiGamwTousPaixtes]

can i marry you ?:P

[juliussbenson]

@pensivefool

um.

...That was a joke.

[TheMookos]

funny commercial, I've never seen it

[ThaKnopMe]

DUTCH beer ftw

[juliussbenson]

She's the ideal woman. She has a beer keg for a uterus, so she'll never want children and just serve you beer instead; she's a fucking robot, so she'll never complain when you're a total asshole or want sex, and you'll never feel bad when you have to hit her when she misbehaves; and there's three of her. There are fucking three of her. Thrice the beer, thrice the sex, and who cares if you break one when you're beating the shit out of it? There's two more.

[pensivefool]

@juliussbenson and the security in knowing you're sticking your dick into a large metal shell, because you're pretty much repulsive to real women :(

[viper36actual]

You wanna spoon with that pint??



[eluap]

Can anyone say BEER BELLY?

[Kipicus]

I love her hair, and I love how she wiggles her hips. My bi-sexuality is kicking in. xD

[andywattbulb]

shit beer needs expensive commercials.

[VanityElric2]

I WANT THAT SONG.

I wish it was extended *cries*

[imdetamilboy]

This commercial was directed by the guy who directed TRON LEGACY.

[XMMxmmXM]

Sounds like Daft Punk!

[ManipulateTHEmatriX]

DRINK BEER WATCH FAMILY GUY. STAY A ROBOTIC SLAVE !!!!!

[JARANDRAK]

@ManipulateTHEmatriX o come on don star with te novus ordo seclurom man!! D:!!!

[80spopQueen]

TECNO!!

[80spopQueen]

my favorie beer comercial when i was 8... didn't think i would ever see that again!

as for the horny men dude it's a lady with beer WTF? if you want to talk sex go rub it out in the corner then talk cause i don't feel like looking at your disgustiong minds.

[Gusttafa]

want that song

[Opticradiation]

@Gusttafa

Robokeg 

[Opticradiation]

@Gusttafa

Unfortunately I'm not sure if there is a long version. The longest version I've found is 1:30 long. But the song is definitely the same.

[qmtco003]

What a technological beauty... i mean the sound.. the ad idea.. the hole robot thing...damn 

[ShadyK1ll3r]

can't do a keg stand with that...

[MrRatchex]

What a creepy woman)

[MxMSuff]

@MrRatchex

how can be creepy a woman who gives you free beer out of her tummy?

c'mon its the dream of any man!

[ifreeski]

SAMMY BAR IS AWESOME WHEN THEY BUMP THIS TRACK!

[Cod4HaCkAhPro33]

not only the beer is good, look at 0:24 and look at the second female xD

[Gooseo]

Ha ya I never noticed, thought there were a CGI copy of the first but youre right, theyre different women in makeup. I had this tune in my head for days, it was driving me nuts and I couldnt remember what beer commercial it was. Was polking around looking for funny commercials with my friend and came across it. Awesome! Very 80's, very cool.

[Alecita63]

En un día cómo hoy una estaría perfecto!!!

[14444azza]

SUUUPER EL VID3EOOOOO

[recklesstenacity]

wow. it really IS that bad...

[FlyElroyJetson]

my ex used to hate this commercial because she said it was degrading to women but she was a bigtime nypho and a slut, oh the irony lol.

[recklesstenacity]

@FlyElroyJetson not entirely sure how liking sex and being a feminist are two completely different things

[tommysandwitch]

@FlyElroyJetson and we care because? tell it to someone that cares and being a "slut" dosent degrade women people liek you degrade women. get over your sorry ass and move on

[FlyElroyJetson]

@tommysandwitch why so mad? I must have said something that struck a nerve for you to get so angry at someone that you don't know over the internet. lol @ the notion that "being a slut doesn't degrade women". let me guess, you're one of the women who feel like she should be able to sleep with as many men as she wants without there being a double standard. lol you're one of those aren't ya?

[tommysandwitch]

@FlyElroyJetson no, not really. you're just overanalysing everything like you do with your ex. alright peace out ive got a life. move on. BAHAHHAH

[unicornhats]

@FlyElroyJetson How the fuck is following your natural sexual desires "degrading to women"? It's degrading to women to shame a woman for sleeping around just because you don't like it.

[xxxBakeneckoxxx]

@FlyElroyJetson It's funny because if a guy were to sleep around with a bunch of girls he'd be called a "playa" or "pimp." When a woman does it she's "a bigtime nypho" and "slut." Oh the double-standards! lol.

[Cubtalia]

When this commercial first aired, it scared the shit out of me. I don't know why, honestly, but it did.

[Razer4343434]

Thanks freddy

[Lynch098]

Everytime I hear this it makes me think of Daft Punk. LONG LIVE ROBOT ROCK!!!!!

[Pierek83]

I love you !  be my wife

[sm00fy]

this chick has very very sexy legs.....

[ihmen]

this ad is so sexist, just like pretty much every other heineken ad. its saying that women arent people, women are objects. and they're only purpose is to serve men beer. the entire women in this commercial is designed to just serve beer, get the message? i dont know how any real man could enjoy this beer, unless they also enjoy being a sexist pig.

[LordBeer3000]

@ihmen It's a robot and I dont see her serving anyone but HERSELF a beer.

[nesbitt615]

@ihmen Well duh.........................

[1234shelly10]

who is the song by????

[Dacsy]

@1234shelly10 I think Bomfunk Mc's - Other Emcees OR NOT XDXD

[Lynch098]

@1234shelly10 99.9% chance its Daft Punk, LOL!!!!!!!!

[shimidis]

Perfect women !!!

[mhtechnology]

O she was pregnant

[theazn07]

this is sooooo random

[zabaoth]

It's like those people with cancer who pee from their stomaches!

[johntuckerCANTdie472]

WOW! I forgot about this commercial.Now that I think about it, couldn't get thet jinggle out of my head for weeks. DRIVING ME INSANE, NO NOT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAA!!!

[RIOT690]

That's my wife.

[nazxify]

@RIOT690

hhhhhhhhhhhhh why ?

[tawo101]

Men today really hate women. Hence, the rising number of homos.

[Enuf3]

@tawo101 Yeah, that's it.

[bittersweetsunrise]

One of my favorite commercials I've ever watched on the tube. Aaaaaaannnd it has NOTHING to do with the keg itself or beer, period; it' just an extraordinarily catchy jingle, slick CG visuals and an interesting revamp of the 1920's-style ad girl.

[kennethasher27]

does this song have an extended version? :o

[bittersweetsunrise]

@kennethasher27 I've actually been curious about that myself. It's hard to deny that the 90's Electronica, Freezepop-esque tune is what practically makes the ad so intriguing.

[blacknwhite6969]

thanks for the stupid foam, heineken. good idea, bad engineering.

[hilaney]

man, its cool!!! i want her outfit so bad XD hahaha

[igorbog88]

stupid commercial

[psyclone7]

Lady GaGa?!

[keekie1993]

Why just use women for this purpose. Is this really so awesome or are we just used in a idiot way?

[grawrsalot]

I'd tap that.... lol

[razaa09]

NOW WHY CANT MY GIRL pour me a girl nice and quiet just like her

[heynow211]

The ending is awesome, it's like an army of beer fueled sex robots is forming to destroy the world.

[EmilFernndoMP]

lindass..........

[Bojan992]

What would you give if you had this robot serving you? :)

[DavidMavid94]

Deutsches Reinheitsgebot !

[NlkOlVy]

The perfect woman

[JaNisBeStRemixXx]

thats good! =P

[370ownz]

The keg is nice,but this commercial is complete shit

[wesleykevinanthony]

ugly

[DROLL30]

do the kegs come full ?

[240SSONLY]

i want robo love from Heineken girls... lol

[omg5501]

heineken really has some funny commercials lol

[diluted86]

Imagine if this robo girl comes to the market? No more yellin' at the uptight bartender :D

[bowzerscastle]

this sounds like daft punk

[Tasracing25]

sounds awesome =) best add !

[Only1NightTrain]

I bought one on my 19th birthday. Never realized how bad Heineken was until I had one of these shitty fucking kegs. Even cheap Canadian beer tastes better than this shit! Excuse my language, I fight polar bears.

[paddyscaddy]

FYI: These min kegs fit in Paddy's Caddy golf bags! Incase you don't have a robotic girl...

You can now drink cold Heineken on the golf course straight from your golf bag!

[NlkOlVy]

Wtf... so crazy! heineken 4 life!!!! :D

[DallasGreen123]

the perfect woman, she has an internal beer barrel and can triple if you like some action

[NlkOlVy]

@DallasGreen123 god talking..... u.u

[TENNSUMITSUMA]

now this is awesome

[TheTopHatGamer]

Wow terrible pour

way to much foam

forgive me im irish i cant stand to see beer messed up

[MKRM27]

@TheTopHatGamer it is the continental serve. how it should be.

[gillianseed]

This commercial used to fucking piss me off it was so fucking annoying, and they'd run it sometimes twice, one behind the fucking other!

[UGMF]

I REMEMBER THAT. MADE ME RAAAAGE.

[lilylessons]

I like it!

Anyone want to learn Japanese or Chinese?

[FreeBree6]

@lilylessons I am currently trying to learn Japanese =]

[jarrod2415]

i could listen to this all day

[MrMusikfreakz]

slecht

[calvingoo]

Holy hell they are hot!!!

[fensterladen123]

i <3 heineken !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DrunkenNElf]

Sadly, I remember when this commercial came out.

[araachely]

jajajajajajajjjaaja XD

[CutTheBlackTape]

Germanest commercial ever

[TK85AL]

This is the KEWLEST BEER COMMERCIAL I've ever seen!

And it just so happens that it's my favourite beer too ha-ha!

[alterbridgefan99]

holy shit that would be awesome if I could be a robot and carry around Heineken and have it whenever I wanted

[euginam91]

this disturbs me

[Meioh1]

she's awesome as a waitress, htf does she not spill that lol

[partygirl209]

a guy's dream!!

[EclipseHero]

she remindes me of a persocon

[3LGH5]

what is the name of the full song to this video

[NotAllNinjasAreBlack]

Oh damn . I'd tap that ;]

[Dominatorxxx]

the perfect woman....

[pml4010]

if i got a robot like this i'd at least make her look like jessica biel or megan fox....

[lessfx]

its sounds like harder better faster! daft punk rocks!

[mastersync23]

Imagine how retarded she would have felt doing that.

[ruellan2003]

fantastich...geweldig..jawel..­goede video

[Gingiliano]

jajajajjajajajajjaj

yo quiero a unaaaaa!!!!!

XD!!!

[mimima1]

whats the song of the video????? hihi jk

[thepostfk]

The played this every commercial break for Giants games last year

[kunoi4i]

Scary :S

[57kristof57]

:-) :-)  ;_) - Pritty Women !

[salamon1080]

I like turtles

[tokiosuoh]

my favorite commercial EVA!!!

[superfreak468]

Oh yeah! ... Marylin monrobot???

[HannahEatsPurple]

anyone know the lyrics to this?? lol

[amdforever20072007]

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[tisstock]

thanks so much <3