Irrelevant Crap: J-Vlogger Wars! (Voting Is Over!)

[ilovebraziljapan]

I love all your intros! You're so funny xD

[TokyoBrando]

thanks :)

[mountaincritter]

OK...I don't like or agree with everything this guy posts, but so what if he lives in Australia? It's not wrong to think/speculate/learn about things that are outside one's personal sphere. More people should do it.

[TokyoBrando]

hey hey hey, what dont u agree on? :(

and i'll be moving to Japan after college btw

[kintaman2]

J-Vlogger? You don't even live in Japan.

[TokyoBrando]

a J-Vlogger is also somebody who just chats and talks about Japan and teaches language n stuff..thanks for trying to ruin my sense of purpose on youtube and embarress me though, appreciate it :)

(altho it didnt work, you fail)

[Artslavespann]

"J-Vlogger" =YT Attention whores who talk about themselves or Japanese Pop Culture.

lol, you're starting early seeing that you're not actually in Japan and it makes it extremely laughable.

[NecoZAlenky1988]

Round 1: BusanKevin VS TaishaJason dont know them Round 2: Apokalypse34 VS TokyoBrando dont know them Round 3: BetamaxDC VS Radrey dont know them Round 4: StreetEnglishTV VS ElevenColors ElevenColors Round 5: AppleMilk1988 VS Magibon Magibon (omg howcan you even compare them :P) Round 6: Hikosaemon VS KansaiPJ Hikosaemon Round 7: TkyoSam VS TokyoSwan TokyoSam Main Event: GimmeABreakMan VS TokyoCooney TokyoCooney DUH! wtf

[TokyoBrando]

ur waaay too late to vote, u should be able to tell from the title lol..thanks tho

[NecoZAlenky1988]

yeah was a bit hurried and still wanted to vote:P

[GoombaLordX]

Great idea! Lets get ready to RUMBLE...

Round 1: TaishaJason

Round 2: Apokalypse34 - He has an Axe, nuff said!

Round 3: DC - as an agent of TITTIE he has a license to pwn!(your mom)

Round 4: Elevencolors

Round 5: Magibon

Round 6: Hikoseamon

Round 7: TokyoSwan - Sadako(Ringu) would enter the ring and tag team Sam!

Main Event: TokyoCooney - Mad samurai skillz

[TokyoBrando]

gah sorry man you just missed out, voting ended about half an hour ago lol..nearly finished results video :P thanks tho

[GoombaLordX]

Yeah i see that lol. Owell it was fun to vote anyway

[Nuolimieli]

1: TaishaJason

2: Draw - Rob Zombie enters the stage with his lawyers and takes Apokalypse34 out.

3: DC - even a chainsaw doesn't have a chance against that middle finger

4: ElevenColors

5: Magibon - I'm not sure about this if the mezmerising gaze works on Applemilk..

6: Hikosaemon

7: TkyoSam

Main Event: GABM - he gets totaly wasted, smashes his face to floor, projectiles acid vommit on Cooney while trolling the audience. Awesome display of vloggermanship

[TokyoBrando]

lol, you were the last voter cuz time is overrrr..well done :P..results video is up soon

[MessagesFromEarth]

Round 1 - TaishaJason FTW

Round 2 - TokyoBrando has sunglasses

Round 3 - BetamaxDC Badass

Round 4 - ElevenColors Valuable language lessons

Round 5 - Magibon

Round 6 - KansaiPJ BSG my man!

Round 7 - TkyoSam

Main Event - TokyoCooney

[BusanKevin]

Round1: That one is up to the audience to decide!

Round 2:Apokalypse34 (have you seen him?)

Round3: BetamaxDC (he seems more "street")

Round4:Elevencolors (come'on he's a Boston boy!)

Round5:AppleMily1988 (she's really intense)

Round6:Hikosaemon (sorry PJ,but he's a rugby guy!)

Round7: TkyoSam (he's got moxy!)

Main Event: Double disqualification(they'd both turn on the crowd and start duking it out with everyone!)

[TokyoBrando]

thanks for votin lil buddy, and also for the sub..have a good weekend

[kansaiPJ]

Round 1: BusanKevin - he is a juggernaught!

Round 2: Apokalypse34 - but I am not sure why

Round 3: BetamaxDC - he's got more street cred

Round 4: ElevenColors - no question

Round 5: no opinion

Round 6: ME - Hiko is WAY to nice of a guy. I am much meaner and I never fight fair! LOL!

Round 7: TkyoSam - for the same reasons I'd win in R6!

[kansaiPJ]

And I forgot... for the main event. It would have to be TokyoCooney. Victor would drink too much the night before the contest and would come to the match hungover! Hahahaha!

[TokyoBrando]

haha thanks for your votes Mr PJ, even if you chose Rob Zombie over me :P

[TokyoBrando]

wow, some of these are really close, voting ends soon guys! (like 3 hours)

[votejj]

Rnd 1: BusanKevin [Because he met a Korean gangster once]

Rnd 2: Apokalypse34 [Come on. Just look at the guy]

Rnd 3: BetamaxDC [DC has street smarts, fool]

Rnd 4: ElevenColors [Who knows what evil lurks behind those shades!]

Rnd 5: Magibon [She can outstare an owl]

Rnd 6: Hikosaemon [Have to support my antipodean ilk. Elk?]

Rnd 7: TkyoSam [His bitches would cut a swan]

Main Event: GimmeABreakMan [Have to love softie Cooney, but GABM is an angry drunk with a penchant for attacking furniture :D]

[popularzero]

Round 1: TaishaJason

Round 2: Apokalypse34

Round 3: BetamaxDC

Round 4: ElevenColors

Round 5: AppleMilk1988

Round 6: Hikosaemon

Round 7: TkyoSam

Main Event: TokyoCooney

[aussielung]

1 Busan Kevin (it'd be a close one)

2 Apokalypse34 (he's bigger and scarier looking than you)

3 BetamaxDC (he has his duple ganger on side)

4 Eleven Colors (he's got the training from being a drum god)

5 AppleMilk1988 (yeah, that would be an easy win)

6 Hikoseaman (another close match)

7 Tkyosam (sam would take it out in the closing minute)

Main Event: TOkyo Cooney (he has samurai "training" while Victor got his ass kicked by a table and a little dog)

[psmtheman]

1. Busan Kevin

2.TokyoBrando

3.BetamaxDC- Sorry Radrey!

4.StreetEnglish

5.Applemilk1988

6.Hikosaemon

7.TkyoSam

Main: Fuck... This is really Hard... TokyoCooney Only because he Got me into J-Vlogging.

[SpinningBirdKick1]

R1: Applemilk1988 v BusanKevin: Busankevin (Apple's J-lessons are epic fail)

R2 TokyoBrando v Intlace: Former

R3: Betamax v Hikosaemon: Betamax

R4 Namasensei v Magibon: Namasenei(that dude is awesome)

R5 TokyoSwan v TkyoSam: without a doubt TokyoSwan (Ppl who try to hard to be funny turn out to be annoying)

R6: Elevencolors v GimmieaBreakman: Guess I gotta go with the latter even though the mediocre editing gets annoying sometimes.

[SpinningBirdKick1]

I think everyone has something different to offer (sometimes) which makes comparing them difficult, but to decide against my only 2 really watched Japanese "v-loggers"--Myargonauts and Tokyocooney, I have to go with Myargonauts. Cooney can be funny a lot of the times, and is informative and accurate, but his videos deal alittle to much with generic life than that of a Japanese life(in my opinion). Jason, while from a JET prospective, has alot to offer about Japanese life.

[ChemistInJapan]

Round 1: BusanKevin

Round 2: Apokalypse34

Round 3: BetamaxDC

Round 4: ElevenColors

Round 5: AppleMilk1988

Round 6: Hikosaemon

Round 7: TkyoSam

Main Event: TokyoCooney

[DeeDoubleYou81]

Wait a second, is it necessary to live in Japan in order to be considered a J-Vlogger? Or do you just have to vlog about Japan?

Putting that aside...

1) TaishaJason, what about myargonauts?

2) You, since you made this vid

3) Don't know either

4) Elevencolors

5) AppleMilk1988

6) Tie

7) Don't know

Main) TokyoCooney all the way!

[ensortion]

There are several j-vloggers who don't live in Japan, but love or know a fair bit about Japan ^_^ TokyoBrando is one obvious example :-D

[DeeDoubleYou81]

okay, okay, fair enough! :)

[TkyoSam]

Round 1: TaishaJason

Round 2: don't know, haven't watched either <.<

Round 3: Radrey

Round 4: StreetEnglishTV

Round 5: AppleMilk1988

Round 6: Hikosaemon

Round 7: TkyoSam - penis size

Main Event: TokyoCooney

[betamaxdc]

how the fu** could you vote against me? weaksauce man you know i would win.

[TkyoSam]

im sry baby, i just was scaered, scared of being alone

:(

[betamaxdc]

PS Man, Magibon called and said she'll make her house an "emergency" sleepover spot for you man. Contact her ASAP.

[TokyoBrando]

Magibon is mine, sorry man

[TheCrazyVlogOfSarahN]

Round 1: TaishaJason

Round 2: TokyoBrando

Round 3: BetamaxDC

Round 4: ElevenColors

Round 5: AppleMilk1988

Round 6: Hikosaemon

Round 7: TkyoSam

Main Event: TokyoCooney

[anarchistnation69]

Round 1: BusanKevin

Round 2: TokyoBrando

Round 3: BetamaxDC

Round 4: ElevenColors

Round 5: AppleMilk1988

Round 6: Hikosaemon

Round 7: TkyoSam

Main Event: TokyoCooney

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Round 1: BusanKevin VS TaishaJason, Busan!-running and eating weird food ability

Round 2: Apokalypse34 VS TokyoBrando--Apokalypse34! the name sacres me!

Round 3: BetamaxDC VS Radrey -- BetamaxDC! The man pwns without sweating!

Round 4: StreetEnglishTV VS ElevenColors: ElevenColors! Veteran digital skills!

Round 5: AppleMilk1988 VS Magibon: Applemilk1988! Editing skills are impressive!

[Gimmeaflakeman]

Round 6: Hikosaemon VS KansaiPJ: Hikosaemon! Turntable Terror!

Round 7: TkyoSam VS TokyoSwan: TkyoSam! Rapping king!

Main Event: GimmeABreakMan VS TokyoCooney: Me! I can take a belly punch and my video output shames all!

[APOKALYPSE34]

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[JapanielGuerrera]

R1: Jason

R2: Kevin Bacon

R3: That guy that makes theme songs for people

R4: Agent Smith

R5: Emily Live - May 23rd, 6:30pm

R6: Jason Statham

R7: Justin Timberlake

Main Event: Lucas Haas

Fun idea, subscribing to your channel =)

[betamaxdc]

me loves you!

[enderet]

R1: TaishaJason

R2: TokyoBrando

R3: BetamaxDC

R4: ElevenColors

R5: aplemilk (magibon is a jvlogger? O_o )

R6: Hikosaemon

R7: TkyoSam

Main Event: Gimmeabreakman

[Ido013]

Round 1: BusanKevin

Round 2: TokyoBrando

Round 3: BetamaxDC

Round 4: ElevenColors

Round 5: AppleMilk1988

Round 6: Hikosaemon

Round 7: TkyoSam

Main Event: GimmeABreakMan

[smurfdude]

Round 1: BusanKevin

Round 2: TokyoBrando

Round 3: Radrey

Round 4: StreetEnglishTV

Round 5: Magibon

Round 6: KansaiPJ

Round 7: TokyoSwan

Main Event: GimmeABreakMan

[kansaiPJ]

Dude, I think you are the ONLY one to pick me. I should send you a present or something! LOL!

[smurfdude]

lol. that would be pretty rad.

[dirtyjoe91]

Round 1: TaishaJason (ftw!)

Round 2: Tokyobrando

Round 3: BetamaxDC

Round 4: ElevenColors

Round 5: Magibon

Round 6: Hikosaemon

Round 7: TokyoSwan

Main Event: TokoyCooney

[IndigoLynx]

TkyoSam for Round 7 fer sho.

[TokyoBrando]

u kinda gotta vote for all lol

[IndigoLynx]

I dont even know all of them though (N)

[oborogin]

Really Great vid buddy! Nice point of view... I am not sure who will win though... I can imagine it will be fun if it actually happened:)) Have a good weekend!! Round 1: TaishaJason Round 2: Apokalypse34 Round 3: BetamaxDC Round 4: ElevenColors Round 5: Magibon Round 6: Hikosaemon Round 7: TokyoSwan Main Event: GimmeABreakMan

[TokyoBrando]

you voted against me, but thanks anyway lol..have a good weekend too :)

[betamaxdc]

1. BusanKevin (his walk is #1) 2. Apokalypse34 all the way over footloose

3. YOUR MOM how about that.

4. 11Colors hands down, Chris gen is a pushover

5. Cotorich would destroy both of em'

6. Kansai PJ (because Hikosaemon voted against me)

7. Justin Timberlake...i mean TokyoSwan

8. gimmeaflakeman (he's a nutcase)

[TokyoBrando]

those votes were pretty shitty, so what im gonna do is assume Vote 3 is for yourself and Vote 5 is for Magibon..btw Cotorich might be in the next (if there is one)

[betamaxdc]

come on man you knew what to expect from me. besides you did not say this was important you specifically said "this is just for fun" so ha..ha..and ha.

[TokyoBrando]

yeah..that's what i get for havin faith in ya :P if you can help spread the word about this then that'd be awesome..we need more non-vlogger votes

[Hikosaemon]

Hey man, just calling it how I see it - you'd be winning for style and fan support, but one week moment of distraction with a fine looking sugarmama and Tarentino won't let that moment go by... You know I'll be in your corner mate.

[betamaxdc]

you are worse than me man..you left out oborigin and thatjapanese girl! COME ON MAN? FAAAAAIL!

[TokyoBrando]

na man, they are gonna be in the 2nd Heat fool!  just vote already!

[oborogin]

I will be definitely defeated ma~n...

Have a good weekend!

[betamaxdc]

hell no oborogin! you are much tuffer than these j-vlogger sissies out here...come on bruv! hey and please hit me up if you ever come to Tokyo, i wanna find some new foods with you man..you're a pro. -DC

[Hikosaemon]

R1: A fit, young athletic Tito Santana versus Andre the Giant. Taisha Jason wins.

R2: Apokalypse 34 wins, and is taken away to force-regurgitate TokyoBrando's bodyparts so they can be reattached.

R3: Radrey - upset win, Radrey pulls out the chainsaw and goes to town while DC is momentarily distracted by a busty sugarmama idol in Radrey's corner

R4: Not only would ElevenColors win, but broadcasting of this round would be split out as NC-17

R5: Applemilk1988 wins with a pikachu-punch uppercut

[Hikosaemon]

R6: KansaiPJ is a fit guy, he works out, and has muscle memorized every stunt in the entire Battlestar Galactica series, plus would show up liquored up to the eyeballs on single malt Tenessee Whiskey. Nonetheless, I will take him down. I will take him down to Chinatown...

R7: TkyoSam will win with a bitch slap from behind while TokyoSwan is in the middle of a prematch speech talking about what a really great guy TkyoSam is.

[Hikosaemon]

Main event: TokyoCooney will show an impressive array of Bruce Lee impersonations and well thought out and perfectly executed strategy. GBM however will win, mainly due to the fact that he has actually been in fights like this, and while he doesn't always win (his most recent defeat was to a coffee table), he already knows the martial arts secret that any well thought out move can be effectively neutralized with a thrust of a broken beer bottle.

[TokyoBrando]

...why did I get the most grizzly death???

whatever, your votes have been counted lol..thanks :P

[Hikosaemon]

Dude, check out your opponent!!! I just don't see things turning out any other way.

[TokyoBrando]

ye its kool, i kinda wanted to lose lol

[kansaiPJ]

You calling me out sir?!? I think I could take you. You are way to nice to fight dirty. I would fake an injury, call a time out, and hit you on the back of the head after you came over to assist me like the gentleman you are. ;-p

[betamaxdc]

wow i can't believe you voted against me..wow!

[TokyoBrando]

who me? i didnt

[ughat]

Round 1: TaishaJason

Round 2: TokyoBrando

Round 3: BetamaxDC

Round 4: StreetEnglishTV

Round 5: AppleMilk1988

Round 6: Hikosaemon

Round 7: TokyoSwan

Main Event: TokyoCooney

[TokyoBrando]

thanks for your votes :)

[quistaran]

R1: TaishaJason

R2: Apokalypse34

R3: Radrey

R4: ElevenColors

R5: Applemilk

R6: Hikosaemon

R7: TkyoSam

Main Event: TokyoCooney

[TokyoBrando]

thanks for your votes :)

[APOKALYPSE34]

R1:TaishaJason

R2:ME Hell sorry bro im the "superbeast"/"Devilman" yeah I am Rob Zombie.

R3: BetamaxDC

R4:ElevenColors He goes to the gym !

R5:AppleMilk1988

R6:Hikosaemon Rugby

R7:TkyoSam he'ss got lighting fast move's.

Main Event: GivemeABreakMan He gets drunk and becomes the drunken monkey.Plus he has a sword and a Maggie. To much to handle!

[TokyoBrando]

thanks for voting, you rock Zombie!

i was hoping Magibon gets it, but it dont look that way now lol..your votes have been added, thanks

[rodgerswan]

taishajason

tokyobrando

betamaxdc

elevencolors

applemilk

kansaipj

tkyosam

interesting concept haha.

[ElevenColors]

R1: TaishaJason. More cushioning.

R2: Apokalypse34. Rob Zombie hell minions.

R3: Radrey.Chainsaws and boobs. 'nuff said.

R4: Me. Everytime StreetEnglishTV says dude, God sends the Domokuns out to kill a kitten. Someone's got to put a stop to that.

R5: Applemilk1998. Complete sentences.

R6: Hikosaemon. Could dance the Haka on KansaiPJ.

R7: TkyoSam by forfeit. TokyoSwan isn't in Japan.

R8: TokyoCooney beats Victor with TLC (Tables, Ladders, and Chairs. Especially tables.)

[betamaxdc]

wow. Benedict Arnold.

[ElevenColors]

Hey, chainsaws & boobs, you have to admit, are hard to beat.

[platonicmojo]

once i get my computer back ill be back in the runnings...arg hehe

[TokyoBrando]

R1: TaishaJason

R2: TokyoBrando

R3: BetamaxDC

R4: StreetEnglishTV

R5: Magibon

R6: Hikosaemon

R7: TokyoSwan

Main Event: TokyoCooney

[Radrey]

R1:Busankevin (considering how much walking that guy does for his videos, I'm sure he beats all of us.)

R2: TokyoBrando (myargonauts said it best.)

R3: Radrey ( I have a chainsaw? Nuff said)

R4: ElevenColors ( he is agent smith and can multiply)

R5: Applemilk (her condescending behavior triumphs)

R6: Hikosaemon ( Pulls out his maori roots)

R7: Tkyosam (Tkyo SMASH!)

Main Event: Gimmeabreakman. ( there was a beat takeshi film that said it best.. その男凶暴につき。）

[TokyoBrando]

thanks for the votes wadwey, plz try and get your subscribers to vote too..we need non-vloggers to vote as well :P

[myargonauts]

The winners:

R1: TaishaJason (Kev can out run me, but I'd just sit on him - no contest)

R2: TokyoBrando (behind the shades you have Cyclops death rays - admit it)

R3: BetamaxDC (dude films his shit in B&W - that's tuff!)

R4: ElevenColors (James eats pucks like Chris for breakfast)

R5: Magibon (She's got like some hypnotic power)

R6: Hikosaemon (dude plays rugby!)

R7: TkyoSam (Rodger wouldn't want to mess up his hair)

Main Event: TokyoCooney (Kevin just took that sword class & has a KB outfit)

[TokyoBrando]

thanks Jason, kool choices..your votes have been added :) if you can, maybe tell some of your friends and subscribers, maybe they'll back you up..goodluck

[Gimmeaflakeman]

I see how it is now! You like men in tights!

[myargonauts]

haha - yeah, it was tough, since you've brandished a sword in some of your videos too, but yours is plastic and I think Kevin's is metal. :D