Re: Tori Thompson Perry | Old Spice

[92wak]

the defination of awesome

[gdawgs43504350]

this man is obviously the best smelling/most powerful man in all of everness.

[MmeVHPerry]

I love that 659,177 people have watched this and I'm Tori Thompson Perry!

[ajrixer]

You are awesome, you should make a commercial about me, who by the way is extremely attractive like you.

[sniffthepuddles]

I cant watch these videos on a touch screen because, when I kiss it the video pauses.

[BaconFlips]

old spice man invented god.

[baole96]

Can't argue with logic....

LOL

[Neopethorselover]

7 over and over..

TOOTOTOTOTOTOTOOTOTOTO! :D

[THANATOS112220]

Hahahah nice

[OrmagodonHimself]

what a man.

[MrHappy955]

Press 6 repeatedly to hear him roar

[emokid0100]

MY IMAGINATION JUST CAME!

[itsmypostbox]

we enjoy living here too Old Spice. thank you for allowing this existance

[balogni1]

I love your vids. Have you ever been unloyal to oldspice??

[detroitrockcity22]

dude. ur nothing less than pure genius.

[ProfesserLuigi]

If a lion and him fight, what would happen if he fought Chuck Norris?

Oh I know!

Another 50 universes would be created along with an 11 demention!

[1isbeast]

i had a dream that happened one time..

[ZombieWolfe]

if you battling a lion destroys the universe that what happens if you battle Chuck Norris?

[wanderbaseballertje2]

@ZombieWolfe Chuck Norris would be running away while weaping.

[yuyuzja]

This is legit science

[faythfol]

"Go to your address bar, after the word YOU and before the word TUBE, type in "win" then press enter"

[Amoracchius]

I hope you all know that he probably doesn't even check this anymore. Sad as it is, but after getting literally thousands of comments on just one video sometimes, they don't have the time to check every single one.

[Aquafrostsheke]

Dude your freaking amazing! I keep thinking oh surely the next vid I watch of this guy couldn't possibly be a match for the last one. I was wrong,... over & over again.

[Rita3500]

God Bless You Old Spice Guy!

[boringshi]

Who writes this stuff anyway? I'd love to get copywriting lessons from him!

[craigjace23]

dude, if you want to hear a good song, go to the search and type in Gamin' by craig lee. it's so sweet.

[SpicyXxTacoXxDude]

In 2012 when the world ends from the death of chuck norris, jesus and isiah will team up to save the world, which will then be diamonds.

[Gtrizy]

win haha

[RedFoxFlip]

These are so amazing! How does he choose who to reply to?

[rpurser98]

@RedFoxFlip He uses his ab muscles to rock paper scissors with the computer, then Uses his biceps to throw old spice onto the person to reply to.

[atinob43]

Oh, Lord! :)

[gomukaizoku]

Have I watched them all? No!! I need more!! More Old Spice Guy awesomeness!!

[InLoveWithHarpoMarx]

lol...that was good

[pizza222]

Best answer EVER!!

[twilightisaddictive]

i really wish that towel would fall !! ;)

[bodygank]

What about old spice guy V chuck norris

[MrBloodyThoughts]

@bodygank OH SHI-

*Multi-verse ASPLODES*

[MurgleEntertainment]

[Me]: hey, guess where I am.

[Friend]: I don't know, where?

[Me]: I'm watching videos of god on youtube.

[torrific1]

The cool thing about this is that my name is Torri, too!!! =)

[MyogiWarrior34]

in other words, if that happens, Old Spice guy HAS DIVIDED BY ZERO!

[HectorL360]

what about you and chuck Norris?

[zarnaxis22]

screw the universe i wanna see the fight haha

[StargateMunky]

perpetual solos!



[legoscoutproductions]

LOL

[FuruNaruBleachluvr7]

'because that would destroy the universe, and we enjoy living here.' lol!

[bmxtroika]

@imchoppingscrew i was like number 666

[ManoLoloabloy]

@bmxtroika Sorry due i just made it 667

[only1permsco]

As if sitting on a horse wasn't sexy enough now he's on a lion?!!! My god that's hot!

[CircleofModerators]

The rapid lion,IS NOW DIAMONDS.

[SuperSonicPsykic]

Perpetual solo FTW



[CrazzyRomanian]

LOOOL LOOOL NIGGA HIGGA TROLLI LOOLIII !!

[BuffleMuffle]

@oldspice,

If there were a fight between You, Chuck norris, bruce lee, and Mr T, Would you say that you would win?

[DAILL2DEF]

i don't know why I'm watching all of these damn vids. 20th one! And I use friggin Irish Springs lmao.....this was an awesome marketing strategy

[HarleyAMV]

Old spice could probably make more money just making videos on youtube then actually selling body wash products..

[toshirodragon]

Hell I don't care what he says... he can read the frickin PHONE book for all I care so long as he continues to do it half naked!

[starholder5]

@toshirodragon or maybe an unabridged dictionary. Then, after he reads each word he can give some ridiculous sentence to go with it.

[XxwelkyxX]

he has been 37 years of age for 908292838329832094832973757342­850973785746437859345848750457­01091-894598745636938729865387­683247238963746537453864247387­637823652635892348147171897347­278469569846896436892524387549­534658236269635628769874728764­573845 years now...and no i did not push random buttons...i MIND pressed them

[PowderedAsh]

@XxwelkyxX look at you keyboard again. every number you just pressed are now DIAMONDS!

[crunchbite09]

o my god how do they come up with all this hilarious stuff and how does he say it without laughing??????

[R33MiXlovesWAYNE]

thank you for saving the universe old spice man

[deltalord101]

This guy is awesome

[Pinknarf95]

@imchoppingscrew Four months later, he has. :C

[SWCWrestler]

what the fuck is going on here I mean all my life I liked girls. but since I started watching this guys videos I am almost positive I wish I was laying on the floor of that guys bathroom. soo I could see up his towel off course!

[zyset]

@SWCWrestler so your gay now!!? dude you need to log of or go watch some lesbian porn

[Just2Comment789]

@imchoppingscrew good I'm running out of these D:

[LightningFireFilms]

omg, leave that thumbs up at 333!!

[cerberus400]

@imchoppingscrew HA HA HE ALREADY HAS YOU'RE ALL FUCKED! :D

[chaos01010]

@cerberus400

Great Job replying to a THREE MONTH old post xD

[timartin91]

elaborate, sleek and sexy... this is my style. I think I will purchase said products

[supah1337B]

everyone needs to buy old spice if you havent already, keep mustafa going and gives him money!!!!

[BrandonWrites]

Lol, and that would explode the universe and we enjoy living here!

This guy I tell ya, what a pro!

[linkdude55]

DAMN RIGHT!!!!!!! YAY GUITARS!!!!!

[flacofran]

This guy is the new chuck norris

[mwkcope]

@flacofran CHUCK NORRIS IS NOW DIAMONDS!

[YTWatchKatMasterMynd]

@flacofran Chuck Norris is the new Chuck Norris....

[Citan1981]

XD!

[cosmicalian]

Now the lion turned into diamonds

[iNvictaStudios]

@DevCorMalatrigga

The Old Spice Guy had sex with a white chick and that was Chuck Norris.

[MsCoolRain]

This is so funny...Every thing has expensive jewels. Or the universe will explode. Lol

[moviehousefire]

Oldspice guy, do you consider yourself the black Barney Stinson?

[mzmadmike]

@DevCorMalatrigga "Like"? Of course Chuck Norris did. Chuck has sex with all women, and all attractive or manly babies are his doing.

[BANGERS68]

with vids like these. how on earth have you got the nerve to have a go at pug about his welding. mate your channell has nothing. you have nothing..you have no vids of you..

[BANGERS68]

@BANGERS68

this note was for kaiwills

[aGonYTriGGer]

@imchoppingscrew he has ):

[OcirusWolf]

those jewels are now diamonds...

wait wut?

[azntimtam]

This comment was removed by the OldSpice Guy.

[lijluvr356]

@azntimtam And a good thing, too.

[lillakronis]

@DevCorMalatrigga Who the hell is Chuck Norris?

[drcooldood]

It wouldn't be so easy if it were a rabid tiger, now would it?

[xceis]

The saddle is now diamonds!

[MrLate1]

so you are Captain Falcon!

I KNEW IT!!!

[DynoRod]

C'mon yall can you please stop witth the chuck norris relations. Chuck is not great, let alone epic/awesome!

[JoaoSuperCarros]

THE GUITARS ARE NOW DIAMONDS

[MrWowh]

You're sexy, no homo...

[Kb11431143]

@DevCorMalatrigga no, more like chuck norris and mr T struck each other at the exact same time and some girl, somewhere gave birth to this epic man.

[soso104]

@Kb11431143 ...are you saying the old spice guy is the son of Mr T and Chuck Norris?

...now that you mention it...

[mbabitt]

@soso104 Incest is best!

[tardaboveall491a]

@Kb11431143 if they struck eachother it's obvious it would be at the same time, it's not like it's two different things happening, but despite of that slight mistake I must say: awesome comment :)

[Kb11431143]

@tardaboveall491a why thank you good sir

[TheRevenantFlames]

@Kb11431143 your brilliant!

[xAnukisx]

His logic is uncanny...

[metachozo]

What is this guys diet like I wonder?

[Jeroic9]

He's right, we do enjoy living here.

[djxvillain]

This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

[fargadi]

@DevCorMalatrigga not just any black chick, beyonce

[giving6]

@DevCorMalatrigga

I believe you have that wrong,

this here, is JESUS' brother,

and we all know, jesus is no son of chuck noriss

[janzun94]

He is a man who has survived multiple ice ages. A man who has slept with every female model alive and dead. A man that can turn anything around him into DIAMONDS! A man who cleanses the souls of many with various Old Spice products. It is about a God beyond mortal men like you and I. Like you and I...

[tgirltstkag100]

Oh my gosh someone stole my name... except for the perry part. I would ask something like that though, lol. Wow, old spice man, that would be awesome if you really did fight a lion and a huge explosion of awesomeness ensued.

[mchester77]

THE LION IS NOW DIAMONDS!

[EazyE864]

im pretty sure he && chuck norris are the ONLY ppl that will survive 2012.

[Iz69]

HAHAHAAH PREPETUAL SOLOS!

[jdude2211]

I really don't get what all this OldSpice things about

[janzun94]

@jdude2211 It is about a man who has survived multiple ice ages. A man who has slept with every female model alive and dead. A man that can turn anything around him into DIAMONDS! A man who cleanses the souls of many with various Old Spice products. It is about a God beyond mortal men like you and I good sir. Like you and I...

[eyeshalfclosed]

@jdude2211 =O!!!

[xNikkixNightmare]

Never in my life have I witnessed someone as amazing as the Old Spice guy.

These are the most amazing videos/commercials I have ever seen in my life.

[donzaxspeed]

@DevCorMalatrigga Chuck has no penis only fists

[noregrets92]

@donzaxspeed

he does have a penis, but its mistaken for another arm as the head of it is indeed a fist...

[xForsakeNx95]

No, want to know this. Who would win in a epically, manly, horror filled, jaw-dropping, good-smelling, fist clenching, puppy producing, battle between Terry Crews (The other Old Spice guy) or you?

[Brandonious15987]

@xForsakeNx95 That glory filled battle, no, EPIC would destroy all creation in the Universe except for Old Spice body spray. The mixture of the two conflicting ambrosia would create a rapidly expanding explosion that would be unparalled, even by the Big Bang, resulting in a manly and suprior unvierse devoid of women. This masculine force would attract perfect women from new and unexplored universes.

[jdt989]

i jizzed on my self at the thought of him fighting a lion that turned into diamonds

[derick1259]

i've just noticed how his jokes are clean and not sexually realated. which doesn'y leave much to joke about. but his jokes are epic.

[SinkingPennyBLee]

@derick1259

Of course his jokes are clean! He uses Old Spice!

[avagueidea]

AMAZINGNESS PURE AMAZINGNESS

[Nazmus1992]

You have defeated Chuck Norris

[Nickatimes]

LoL

[thejack374]

cc ftw lol

[kensaya]

Diamon engrusted lion :D

[taipihr]

The lion would look better because it would be diamonds.

[Madvillane]

Buckethead would be playing the perpetual solo.

[themelodicmelody]

@Madvillane finally someone said it!

[tammih765]

omg can you really laugh and lust at the same time? I could watch and listen to him all day

[GameOverMan87]

Note: Do NOT let Oldspice man fight anyone.

[TheHighTriangle]

and then the lion would turn into diamonds

[MannywoodLife4]

@OldSpice why are pineapples insanely refreshing during the summer

[icecold707]

im on a horse... i mean a rabid lion lol this guy is hilarious with his 100k 30sec videos

[DJHendrixKendrix]

The Lion is now diamonds!

[slider686]

whats his real name?

[abhishekmody]

@slider686 Isaiah Mustafa

[Thatguy6995]

the lion is now DAIMONDS

[NationalProduction]

Old Spice Guy VS PS3 Guy VS Jesus

[nickwitdoodzrann]

@NationalProduction old spice guy wins XD

[alikat1324]

my great nana just died.. Could you make a video response in her honor ? :) And your awsomeness makes me happy

[kiddooo10]

WHO WOULD THUMBS DOWN THIS?!?!?!?! lmfao this man is a genius and i know it's completely unnecessary to point out, but he's gorgeous

[UnchainedMellers]

He's so cool. It makes you want to lick him...

[derpeederpderp]

I enjoy living in the universe as well, but... THE UNIVERSE IS NOW DIAMONDS

[JudoChopMe]

Hilarious

[gogreen741]

*rabid

[gogreen741]

I thought he was about to say if there were an epic battle between you and Chuck Norris. Why the hell would you ask if there were an epic battle between you and a....rabbit lion.......WHATTHA FUCK?!

[MmeVHPerry]

@gogreen741 Because I thought it was funny. Jeez.

[cloudsleftwing]

this is possibly the most amazing thing i've ever seen!

[crazypants88]

Note he said enjoyed not must.

[SummerBug26]

Old Spice Man, is it true that whenever you touch something ugly it turns into piles of chocolate and gold?

[LilBigRandom]

HES ON A LION,

[rattletop]

what happens when he touches diamonds?

[minidan49]

@rattletop The diamonds would become two tickets to that thing you love.

[thatlionlookshungry]

because that would explode the universe and we enjoy living here. period, problem solved

[HappyGestapo]

look again, the lion is now diamonds!

[Jonnyeth]

The universe would turn to diamonds.

[MrHidekiTojo]

BUT LOOK THE LION IS NOW DIAMONDS!!!

[theriseoffred]

Here's how the end of the battle would sound: "Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a lion. *jingle*"

[BwmnBuny]

The lion is now diamonds