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  • I want to smoke my weed out of a awesome pipe like that

  • HE'S HIGH AS SHIT....AS IF GANDELF MADE THAT BOAT OUT OF SMOKE, THESE NIGGAS JUST TRIPPING BALLS

  • I'd be mad is gandalf showed me up like that.

  • Gandalf my old friend, this is some dank shiat!

  • One does not simply walk to White castle

  • @33fgfhjjggy6y I fucking love you.

  • @XXuranoobXX Thank you, i was quite pleased with that

  • the hole LOTR was actually a drug dream

  • You'd be surprised how calming a bowl of masterfully blended tobacco can be on a quiet springtime evening.

  • AA anonymous also call themselves the fellowship.

    The ring is a metaphor for addiction. Everyone craves it.....but it will destroy you.

  • I wanna smoke with Gandalf!

  • Remember a little later in this movie, when Gandalf is talking with Saruman? Gandalf is all, "the ring was under my very nose!" and Saruman is all, "Clearly your love for the halflings' plant has dulled your senses..." Direct quote. Gandalf is clearly a "full of a toke"!

  • thumbs up if you think they should build hobbiton where weed is legal, and everybodys mellow, that would be my type of town

  • most mellow guys i know

  • I don't know about tobacco, they look pretty relaxed. And who in their normal state of mind has the ability to make a pirate ship out of their smoke..

  • @Silenced140 well...Gandalf is a wizard remember. But i think its weed because like you said they do seem very relaxed.

  • I would love to get baked with gandalf

  • this looks like a perfect day\evening for me when Im gona be old... !

    yeeeh...

  • he thinks he's puffed out a boat, but really it was a torrent of racial abuse. strong stuff, that.

  • It definitely not tobacco. Even Saruman later says to Gandalf,"the halfling leaf has clearly dulled your mind."

  • Thumbs up if you think how he made a boat was SICKKK

  • I wonder if he can ghost inhale....

  • " Gandalf my friend... this will be a night to remember... "

    *bilbo pulls out a fat bag of weed*

  • Hobbits and marijuana, doesn't get much better

  • That's some fine weed nigger.

  • why hasn't anyone made light of the fact Gandalf looks like a long haired Ron Paul.... meme me!

  • gandalf ma nigger, we gonna be fuckin some fine bitches tonight

  • @wrenisa1 ♪ALL THESE NIGGAS AND ALL THESE HOES SAID SOMEBODIES GONNA FUUCK!♪

  • The story never happend: it was all one of Bilbo's drug trips

  • gandalf my old friend, im so blown right now...

  • I think its hybrid between strong cuban like tobacco and dank, you may say it is impossible to cross them and succeed but a wizard did it. At least the effect would be like that.

  • I need a long pipe that looks that good, a lot of the pipe makers marketing lord of the rings pipes are amateurs! I have about 10 old briar pipes from the early 1900's I use quite regularly.

  • ha love gandalfs replied gesture to bilbo when i he says its the 'finest weed in the shire'.. gandalfs like "ahh! chhyeaaahh man, this shit gets you SOO baked, loving this bud atm'

  • "Gan- Gandalf? Is that a muthafuckin' boat comin' out cho mouth? Shiiaatt nigggaaaa!"

  • @XXuranoobXX Thumbs up for the best comment on Youtube

  • Also evidence it's weed from Saruman: "Your love of the halflings' leaf has clearly slowed your mind."

  • thumbs up if you wanna get super baked with Gandalf

  • lmao i would freak out in gandolf did that shit in a smoke sesh

  • Damn, I want to live in the shire even more now!

  • The shire is the perfect place

  • Warning: Nothing to output bframe decoder lag

  • Hobbit Weed: The reason Gandalf fucks up so much.

  • ancient spice

  • SHIT IT'S THE SHIRE COPS!

    HIDE THE JOINT BILBO!

  • imagine their parties

  • Anybody know where I can get some Hobbit weed?

  • @bigtaterman look up "just for him.com" and type in pipe weed on the search bar

  • must...watch...lord....of...th­e...rings

  • so that's how gandalf "casts all his spells."

  • It's only tobacco, but this still makes me LOL, as does the part in the 2nd movie where he says "we smoked all of it, and then you were sick!"

  • In Soviet Russia, Old Toby smokes you.

  • 0:24 Oh yeah, i can tell from the look in his eyes he is stoned.

  • The Hobbit started with bilbo smoking his pipe and then a wizard shows up at his door. O.O If that is tobacco... i need to get me some.

  • lol @ the people that think that all the people making weed jokes dont understand that gandalf and bilbo are smoking tobacco. get a sense of humor, jesus. i cant tell if the people who talk about "marijuana overdoes" are serious or just trolls. im not saying that there arent consequences and negative side effects of weed, but tit for tat, its one of the more harmless drugs out there.

  • OMFG I'VE WATCHED LOTR 15 TIMES THIS YEAR AND I'VE NEVER NOTICED THAT BILBO SAID WEED!!!!?

  • man this makes me want to smoke a big joint with Gendalf

  • yeaaaa thats that enchanted piffff

  • I know it's to supposed to be a form of tobacco but does anyone notice that the hobbits seem to be perpetually hungry?

  • @aquagrl63

    lol nah some of the weed it is tobacco but the other half halfs decribed in th ebooks are supposed to be like marijuana according to its effects in the book. Most people have 0 problem with weed. Its all this hype BS on the war on drugs and the new age prohibition.

  • @Jaiyeson Yeah I think it sounds more descriptive of marijuana. And yeah I don't have that much of a problem with it. I mean, I don't think I'd ever use it and I don't think kids should, but people shouldn't go to jail for a long time for using it. Plus, the war on drugs is sort of racist, in that they're way harsher on black people.

  • @aquagrl63 not just that though, extended version of two towers - pippin has a dream where they find a whole room full of longbottom leaf and smoke it all, then merry goes white and throws up....doesnt sound like any tobacy ive ever smoked ;P

  • The ship entering the ring is symbolic of gandalf's staff penetrating bilbo's rim

  • I saw the extended edition at the cinema last week, just about everyone in the front rows laughed their asses off when Bilbo said "finest weed". 

  • i bet they were puffing of some OG

  • @SJEfilms original gollum

  • So THATS where walking, talking trees come from

  • Saw this in class today and thought about showing to my brother.

  • I knew Gandalf was always smokin weed

  • Please take down this video. This video is offensive and makes light of people doing drugs. My best friend died from a marijuana overdose and I myself have spent thousands of dollars on rehab.

    BE WARNED WEED IS NOT A "CASUAL" DRUG IT CAN CAUSE DEATH

  • @Zhengda10 dude, what? You're such a liar.

  • @Zhengda10 ok. your comment is the funniest thing i have read all day. it is pretty much impossible to overdose on weed. unless you were to drown in a pool full of it.

  • @Zhengda10 you can't overdose on Marijuana idiot, your just like every other anit-herb prick who tries to make up false facts to keep a harmless plant illegal because YOU hate it

  • @blackmetal2222 he's obviously joking you dumbass. damn.

  • @Zhengda10 lol you're ridiculous kid. if they were shooting ork blood, maybe you'd have a valid case, but they're smoking some sort of herb, just like every ancient and current culture does. i've been to rehab for pain killers. when i was diagnosed with 3 herniated disks, i asked my doctor if marijuana would be a better analgesic. he said no, oxycodone is much safer. what a liar. just like you

  • @0ldskool2121  Oxycodone!? Wrestlers use that shit and look what happens to them.

  • @marcsman229 what are you trying to say with your one sentence response? I think alot more than wrestlers use that shit. it's the same as heroin. well, its semi synthetic and heroin, diactylmorphine, is natural, but thats the only difference. they both hit the same receptors and cause pretty much the same dependence. idk if you dont know much about drugs, but oxycontin is definitely 10000 times more dangerous than cannabis. You cant die from cannabis. THC is less toxic to your body than asprin

  • @0ldskool2121 That's what I was implying.

  • gandalf my old friend, im fuuuckin roaaaasted hahaha

  • WEED SHOULD NOT BE LEGALIZED.

    Too many people die of Marijuana Over doses every single year.

  • @MrDilemna you so funny.

  • @MrDilemna

    lol

  • @MrDilemna It killed Cliff Butron of Metallica :[

  • i want the shit they smoking

  • As badly as all the stoners want everything to revolve around their little self destructive hobbies, the term "weed" was originally used for any tobacco, the same as "leaf".

  • @gregtron111

    >weed

    >self destructive

    Confirmed for uneducated.

  • @gregtron111 And you sir, are and ignorant piece of shit. Please, do explain to me why marijuana is "self destructive".

  • @ibanez7788 Your outrage tells me that you secretly know I'm right. I don't think the drug itself is a big deal, but the childish attitude that goes with it (just look at your inability to hold your temper) belongs to those that refuse to grow emotionally past the age of 16. Perhaps the "thug lyfe" is that good, but what do I know...

  • @gregtron111 I'm sorry, who said anything about living a "thug lyfe". And please explain how I lost my temper, All i did was asking you how marijuana is destructive as you previously stated..by the way you didnt even explain how i was self destructive in any way...nice argument.

  • @ibanez7788 a cool temper wouldn't have resorted to schoolyard level name calling. At any rate, it does take a genius to see that the pot smoking culture is now dominated by the pop rap scene. Given that that scene worships only the lowest states of society (sex, abuse, crime, violence), it pretty much puts pot in a bad spot. Pot is the poster boy for raw stupidity, only smokers can't see this. People think they're being intellectual, without doing any deep thinking at all. self-destructive.

  • @gregtron111 Your arguments baffle me. "Pot is the poster boy for raw stupidity". right, lets see all of the stupid people who have smoked marijuana before: Francis Crick, a renowned biologist who won the nobel prize for figuring out the double helix structure of DNA, Barak Obama, a Harvard law graduate and the current president of the United States of America,

  • @ibanez7788 Carl Sagen, a member of the Planetary Society with over 500 published science articles, a pulitzer prize, and wrote a best-selling novel. Also for you to go and label an entire group of people and say they are only associated with sex, crime and violence is rather close-minded and ignorant of you.As a closure, I would just like to state how absolutely none of what you just said proved how cannabis is self destructive; all you have done put a series of labels on a community of people.

  • @ibanez7788 Whatever it was, it is no longer, and don't get me started on the president... if 99% of the smoking population consists of retarded teens, and 1% of thinking men, which defines it?

  • @gregtron111 So sorry for my late response, but that statistic was 100% made up. Also, when I stated that the president has smoked marijuana before, I not speaking of his leadership traits, nor about his policies, but about how he did indeed graduate from Harvard Law. Finally, to address you final argument about how to define the cannabis users, you simply cannot. There are far too many people of different ages and cultures to put a label on. It is like trying to define people who drink coffee.

  • like a boss..

    

  • Fucking baller blowing ship smokes.

  • Its actually not Marijuana but Pipe Weed which is really a herb mixed with flowers that was brought here by Númenóreans first smoked by the Hobbits and then the Dwarves and there also is Tobacco in middle earth in the book but not the movies so the two plants (Pipe Weed or Halflings Leaf as some call it and Tobacco) Co-exsist within Middle Earth.

  • @TobaccoOnFire Yeah, but obviously this scene is trying to get the audience to make connections with cannabis smoking. Otherwise they'd have stuck to 'pipe weed'. Same reason Sauruman accuses Gandalf of going dull minded with his smoking of 'the halflings leaf'. Obviously Tolkein himself didn't intend the analogy, being a traditionalist, Catholic, Oxford academic, but the film makers here do.

  • Da Fuck you know about blowing smoke rings

  • the shire is the amsterdam if middle earth

  • Gandalf tha Green...i wonder if Snoop can blow a low-rider...hmm

  • gandalf my old friend, this is some good shiiiiiiat

  • Hobbits eat shrooms and smoke weed , cuz Sauron made it legal mouahahahehehe.....

  • looks like some good headies

  • bilbo and gandalf pre-gaming

  • In response to jake062490, I disagree. Though the shire is beautiful and simple, they don't appear to have running water, air conditioning, medical facilities, or advanced farm equipment. They would work hard on farms in order to survive and continue working hard on farms. As we see, Frodo sought adventure and found it in his quest, from which he could never resettle in the hum drum daily "life" of the shire.

  • @EliasGarvey shut up

  • fuck... Middle earth's weed is some serious shit.

  • bilbo looks high XD

  • Any1 know what the music is named thats one playing in the background ??

  • @Luckayify 'Concerning Hobbits', dno who by, but u'll find it if u search that

  • Tomorrow everyone dig a hole to middle earth and i'll meet you in Hobbiton and we can smoke weed all day

  • does he actually say this in it?

  • @Ste4life69 yes

  • Gandalf and Bilbo toking it up! xD

  • Clearly Gandalf smokes weed! :D

  • "You might find that smoke blown out cleared your mind of shadows within. Anyway, it gives patience, to listen to error without anger." -Gandalf

  • Dude, they're getting high.

  • this would be a nice place to hang out but id miss my computer and xbox and stuff.

  • "You love of the halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your mind"

  • "Dude, we smokin' the finest shit, the best Mary-J in all'a Mexi - I mean, the Shire..."

  • Don't forget to bring a towel.

  • The finest weed in the south barlay

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  • Middle earth weed has lots of THC

  • dank

  • Dude floated a fucking smoke ship through a smoke ring!

  • Gandalf knows how to get this party started! Dats da chronic yo!

  • half the shit gandolf does is just them seeing shit. haha

  • More like J.R.R. Tokin'

  • @thetremendoustim i chuckled clever haa

  • I'd love a toke on that too Gandalf.

  • i have gandalf bud rite now pretty good

  • is this a deleted scene or something? i thik i would remember if he said tha tin the standard film :/

  • @danmccue1992 It's in the original film, I spat out my pepsi during the premiere, was so hilarious xD

  • @danmccue1992 No this aint deleted, this is in the original.

  • Haha brilliant XD

  • sh*t if they were trippin balls for 2 hours and everything was fake I want some of THAT weed! LOL

  • Man I totally feel like getting blazed now...

  • The finest weed indeed.

  • You're the gayest thing in the movie history.

    BOOSH!

  • @rossotus you are.

  • I just love the "AH!" @0:21 The weed hit im good! :D

  • why cant anybody spell gandalf's name.

  • now thats some good shietttt

  • XD i have never noticed that he said that!

  • my favourate scene of the whole trilogy aha+

  • everyone needs to see lord of the rings stoned.

  • never noticed this till i watched the movie high

  • haha wtf??

  • I need one of those pipes!!

  • Yeah, because marijuana makes you hallucinate. . . :-P

  • I wasn't really making a case that Marijuana causes hallucinations. They're "high" and "high" or "drunk" means stereotypical pink elephants and whatnot.

  • no it dont

  • lol

  • @KradProductions If pot makes you hallucinate, then what the fuck have i been smoking?

    i smoked pot for a year straight, high as a fucking aeroplane every fucking day, i never say a pink fucking elephant

  • @404MetalHead we no you smoke now cause you cant even spell airplane

  • @truthbetoldAL Its "Know" not "No"

  • @BlahStripes It's "know", not "no".

  • @nosidelol It's "I take no side, lol.", not "nosidelol".

  • obviously never smoked a THC spliff =] get a grinder which collects the pollen and smoke that shit o_0

  • Pollen does not actually contain THC, especially since marijuana is never harvested from male plants. What you're seeing is the trichomes which are little THC factories so yes they're a nice treat when you save up enough.

  • This is what I hope the Hobbit movie will feel like. Smoking weed and going on an adventure.

  • @GandalfsPipe dude, that's what i do!

  • "This is going to be a night to remember" hahaha

  • That's some good shit.

  • That's some sticky shit.

  • trippin me out

  • SOOOO GREAT

    GANDALF STYLE

  • Tolkien avoided direct use of the word "tobacco" (from Arawakan) as inconsistent with the "Old World" setting of Middle-earth. He does call the plant "tobacco" in The Hobbit and at least once in The Lord of the Rings: "He produced a small leather bag full of tobacco". Since the 1960s some fans have surmised that pipe-weed is a variety of cannabis rather than a variety of tobacco. However, Tolkien, a committed tobacco pipe-smoker, dismissed any connection to cannabis. (see Wikiweedia for more)