95% of teens these days listen to the same formulaic,crappy pop over and over again. If youre one of the 5% who still listens to real music,thumb this up,then copy and past to atleast 3 vids. Dont let techno die
You say Justin Bieber, I say Armin Van Buuren.
You say Taylor Swift, I say Aly & Fila.
95% of teens these days listen to the same formulaic,crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music,thumb this up,then copy and past to atleast 3 vids. Don't let techno die
You say Justin Bieber, I say Armin Van Buuren.
You say Taylor Swift, I say Aly & Fila.
95% of teens these days listen to the same formulaic,crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, Copy and paste this to atleast 3 vids . Don't let techno die!
^See that shit? that's how you give credit to pros.
It's what pros do, because we don't need to take credit for shit other pros do, when we can just be Pro ourselves. -Eritsasaku
Do not drive in circles for 3 hours, listen to nightcore trance and dubstep, and use drugs you can't identify, and then let yourself comment on youtube. for you will regret it later. -My Conscience
@zheyy Pfft Jesus can heal people, self res, and walk on water, not to mention conjure his own food turning water into wine in shit.
Now what i don't get is why would someone who is a priest a shaman and a mage 3 classes at the same time, Why would he wait 3 days to self res? i mean i know he was probably being camped but still.
And as to those who say jesus was black if jesus was black he would of been self ressed on the spot and been like "frostbolt motherfucka" -OGFurious
@zheyy Rift is the new thing, so i might join that, But most likely not since...well looks like we're about to get Pwnt, by us i'm speaking for America.
We are in a bit of a shitty situation, Obama has doubled our national debt, china is showing some signs of Warring us soon...and it's possible we might see a revolution based off of whats going out on the interwebz.
So i'll just write music, and if our power grids / communications go down I'll still be able to write music >.>
@Eritsasaku Military involvement in Libya probably doesn't affect the U.S. that much because a good majority of the budget goes into "defense" spending. Maybe if the U.S. policy hadn't been to get involved in every other conflict that struck its fancy for the last 60+, things might have been a little different, but it isn't likely since every other country in the world is in some serious debt anyways. All I know is that the mainstream solutions being proposed probably won't fix anything.
@sanchezflow008 "probably doesn't affect the U.S. that much"
"maybe if we didn't get involved in all these conflicts in the last 60+ years"
Not to insult you but this seems like 2 rather contradicting statements.
Anyway I havn't researched it a lot since no sane intellectual would condemn themselves to watching all the stupid stuff we do as a nation, for that'd be depressing. But From my understanding we are supplying ammunition to the rebel forces....so it effects us quite a bit...
@sanchezflow008 Look up... Probably Any video containing the rebel forces and you will see why the Libya war is a bit of an expense if we plan to continuously supply these rebels with ammunition which they use so "sparingly"
TLDR: The Rebels suck at efficiently using the resources we give them.
Sorry if I'm typing like I'm Dyslexic it's 3 am.
Working on Software which even if i could stop and go to bed, I wouldn't be able to sleep due to all the information going through my head.
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i absolutely love this song, and i love that somone posted the version i like, the other version i found wasn't the one i liked, it was one that was off, like it was the same song, but it was done different. anyways, thanks for posting this is going on my favorites and i intend on watching the crap out of it, thanks again for posting.
@DjOver9000 No-Clip was made in an attempt to copy what chuck norris do in the real world in a virtual world. Chuck Norris dont need noobish mine craft stuff to do everything better than you.
why is chuck norris so awsome? how do you know i can't do something better than him. i don't understand what chuck norris does that is so awsome, but you guys are saying the impossible.and on another comment it said that he got beat up, by bruce lee. who bythe way broke his back and recovered.
@foxmoon4 Short and simple: Chuck Norris is a movie actor from some movies with terrible effects, because off this there started coming "jokes" or "facts" in 2005 about chuck norris, like "When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks the closet for chuck norris".
Its all jokes that some (including myself) find funny.
However, Chuck Norris is in fact one of the best living martial artists, so its some reality behind it ;)
@foxmoon4 He is just an idol for many, and we also make jokes about him, he is a "great" actor and a really great martial artist, and he also have "fan made jokes" about him, which he does not take offensive (he have stated that officially). So he is "nothing more" than an idol
ok, it is just i don't really pay a lot of attention to idols, meaning that i don't remember their names. i've probaly seen him before. thanxs for explaining that to me.
i went from watching 90's tv shows, to 90's music, to nightcore, and now basshunter... >.<
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conductgamer132 1 month ago
i dont walk on water i run on water O_o
conductgamer132 1 month ago
where'ed you get the pic???
vanillamolt659 2 months ago in playlist Liked videos
Why is it that anime and techno seem to go so well together?
TheBlondeOneisEpic 3 months ago
if i get at least 20 thumbs up, im going to march to school, get ontop of my desk and yell, "I CAN FLYY!!" then jump off XD
laurelann12 3 months ago in playlist SONGS 9
@laurelann12 can i ask you, why are you so desperate for these thumbs ups...if you really want them, just comment with some wit
zepandandzebamboo 1 month ago 2
@laurelann12 scream "i can walk on water i can fly" THEN jump of something onto some water or something. I don't know actually... -.-
054khj2911 1 month ago in playlist trance
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15 people can NOT walk on water or fly :<
christiangirl878 3 months ago
,,,she cant fly
birdman33369 4 months ago
@birdman33369 lol but she can walk on water XD
blossomberry28 4 months ago
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@blossomberry28 omg she must be new age jesus
thedragonhunter22 3 months ago
Lollercaust sounds like a fan track of zelda!
soulzero22 5 months ago
hmm I'm impressed i usually prefer basshunters Swedish tracks but this is good for an English track of his. is there a Swedish version of it??
josiahmahar 5 months ago
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You say Lady Gaga, I say Ørjan Nilsen
You say Hannah Montana, I say Ferry Corsten
You say Owl City, I say Above & Beyond
You say Jonas Brothers, I say Markus Shulz
You say Justin Bieber, I say Armin Van Buuren
You say Taylor Swift, I say Aly & Fila
95% of teens these days listen to the same formulaic,crappy pop over and over again. If youre one of the 5% who still listens to real music,thumb this up,then copy and past to atleast 3 vids. Dont let techno die
HansZockt 5 months ago
Naruto can do half the stuff!
IMARAPIST4 6 months ago 3
Remember when the ads on your home page were on the side, not the top?
Remember when Music videos were unreliable, because there was no vevo?
Remember when the website was sold because there wasn't enough revenue from ads?
Remember when you could only have 20 favorites?
Remember the subscribe button? oh wait...
Remember when we could only rate a video, and not submit reactions to it without commenting?
Like it or not, this is not YOUR website. Being nostalgic won't stop google from changing it.
TopherTV 6 months ago 3
Remember when you go to your youtube page and there wasn't an advertisement at the top of the page?
Remember when music videos were uploaded by users and not VEVO?
Remember when there wasn't advertisements that never go away?
Remember you couldn't have a limit to favorites?
Remember the famous yellow subscribe button?
Remember when we could rate stars not like?
WE MISS THE OLD YOUTUBE!
Post this in every video and lets start a youtube riot
Thumbs up so this is on top
MrDarkness92 6 months ago in playlist Love Songs
16 now
Megastar101diva 6 months ago
@Anon6908 NOPE they cant even jump let alone fly
Drac0n3 6 months ago
.....i can swim in land.
nobodyIIX 6 months ago
i can walk on water,i can can fly!
i can jump off a cliff and die!
lmg2k11 7 months ago
@lmg2k11 Lol! Nice rhyme X3!
ShippaiX3 7 months ago
i dont know why but this remind me of link from zelda is that weird just listen to the lyrices
216gamergirl 7 months ago
i can fly on water :) ....
elingard3 7 months ago
I like Chuck Norris but I am getting pretty annoyed with people mentioning him in every video.
rustyrockers 7 months ago 3
@rustyrockers You just did.
scorpionstrike02 6 months ago
@scorpionstrike02 fair point haha
rustyrockers 6 months ago
I can walk on ice un ^.^
Therobin3a 7 months ago
@Therobin3a so u can walk on water ! (:
XxKiimBaXx 7 months ago
the picture looks like sailor moon
liliana4523 7 months ago 2
^.^ i like it!
101chickle 7 months ago
^^ Love dis song~! :D
Leafclaw99 7 months ago
thumbs up if nightcore brought u here
kopykopykopy 7 months ago 130
@kopykopykopy
what if this brought you to NightCore?
ShadowNinjaHunter 6 months ago in playlist Techno
@ShadowNinjaHunter then more thumbs up :)
kopykopykopy 6 months ago
@kopykopykopy
xD awsomesause
ShadowNinjaHunter 6 months ago in playlist Techno
@ShadowNinjaHunter wasnt it always awesomesause?
kopykopykopy 6 months ago
@kopykopykopy
indeed it always has been good sir.
<3 Techno <3
Shall never die. My fellow Techies, be proud of the Techies that you are.
Let Techno live on. \o
ShadowNinjaHunter 6 months ago in playlist Techno
14 people can neither walk on water or fly
ant5346 7 months ago 3
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You say Lady Gaga, I say Ørjan Nilsen.
You say Hannah Montana, I say Ferry Corsten.
You say Owl City, I say Above & Beyond.
You say Jonas Brothers, I say Markus Shulz.
You say Justin Bieber, I say Armin Van Buuren.
You say Taylor Swift, I say Aly & Fila.
95% of teens these days listen to the same formulaic,crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music,thumb this up,then copy and past to atleast 3 vids. Don't let techno die
darkchi15 7 months ago
Fajne :D
MichalZiemiaek 7 months ago
@supporterDark1 yeah, on the Dead Sea.
FF7RLZ 7 months ago
@supporterDark1 I can troll on water. Yeah, you know I win.
9tgg 7 months ago
nice pic and song!
noodle101ification 7 months ago
What does this have to do with CHUCK NORRIS?
TheElectronic1000 8 months ago 2
@TheElectronic1000 i don't know. people are retarted sometimes
lezzielet00 8 months ago
Where can I find this picture?! TT^TT
musicexam 8 months ago
thumbs up soo we won't have same both top rated comments
warcraftaz 8 months ago
why are the two top rated comments the same thumbs this up to change that shit up
frankthetank094 8 months ago 3
14 people can NOT walk on water or fly :<
Anon6908 8 months ago 92
@Anon6908 I can fly, very easily actually if some one paid me to do it.
foxmoon4 8 months ago
@foxmoon4 so you were one of the 14 people who clicked dislike? if so then you obviously cant :<
Anon6908 8 months ago
@Anon6908
Actually, I clicked like. I love this song and everything about it. I really hope you didn't take offense. I meant a plane.
Sorry?
foxmoon4 7 months ago
@Anon6908 o3o owo >.< meenie
Leafclaw99 7 months ago
@Leafclaw99 im not mean everyone else is just too nice (:
Anon6908 7 months ago
@Anon6908 16 people are on crack and died trying....
lmg2k11 7 months ago
@Anon6908 you mean 15 :(
Cherribelle1022 7 months ago
@Cherribelle1022 XD
lmg2k11 7 months ago
@Anon6908 make that 15
sierrasean135 6 months ago
@Anon6908 make that 15 (-;
SecConLtd 6 months ago
@Anon6908 3 months and 1 dislike shows you people really like basshunter =)
acesmak 4 months ago
@Anon6908 it is 15 now
crazymonkeyball 4 months ago in playlist basshunter
!!!!!!!!!!!!GEILES LIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
animefan6103 8 months ago
geiles lied
animefan6103 8 months ago
!!
animefan6103 8 months ago
love this song
mikukurran 8 months ago
@MyGoldFishEatsMe try with jochen miller ;) he makes great songs but most of them first starts to sound good about half into the song ;)
whymewhy100 8 months ago
You say Lady Gaga, I say Ørjan Nilsen.
You say Hannah Montana, I say Ferry Corsten.
You say Owl City, I say Above & Beyond.
You say Jonas Brothers, I say Markus Shulz.
You say Justin Bieber, I say Armin Van Buuren.
You say Taylor Swift, I say Aly & Fila.
95% of teens these days listen to the same formulaic,crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, Copy and paste this to atleast 3 vids . Don't let techno die!
MyGoldFishEatsMe 8 months ago 2
do you think this song is based on Jesus??? he can walk on water
23darkwolf23 8 months ago 2
i love this song, i discovered it a wile back, and i love it, i love basshunter, let there awsomeness live on :3
oliviaominous95 8 months ago
Nice lyrics lalalalala lalalala ;)
TheOneHack 8 months ago
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the stig dissaproves of chuck norris
Catmonk201 9 months ago
the stig dissaproves of chuck norris.
Catmonk201 9 months ago
chuck norris got his arse kicked by bruce lee if chuck norris can do so much stuff then imagine wat bruce could do
monkiboi2010 9 months ago
hia real name jonas altberg how do i know? AKINATOR!!!!
cynthia123447 9 months ago
Brave
Awesome
Super cool
Song writter
Hot
Un-nerdy
Naughty
Totally cool
Erasistable
Radical
cynthia123447 9 months ago
@cynthia123447 = BASSHUNTER =
Bad
Awesome
Damn Good music maker
All music (of his)is Awesome
Super awesome
Sanely Unreal
:)
Madcatclanpack 9 months ago
@Madcatclanpack How the Hell is Basshunter Bad if you complimented everything of his you even tried to put as B A D A S S?
Rekecko14 6 months ago
@Rekecko14 I meant Bad to the bone xD
Madcatclanpack 6 months ago
@Rekecko14 Ah. I guess makes sense...
Rekecko14 6 months ago
Now that i see this picture i realize why anime girls are cute. They have such perfect... hair!
DjOver9000 9 months ago
awsomeness man i love this song
TheBabemonster 9 months ago
this version is sorta better
Loredo3201 9 months ago
sounds like Jesus. can you also turn water into wine?
LittleShippy 9 months ago
just terrible commercial electronics.
ErmacWrath 9 months ago
j'adore basshunter donc avec les images c'est encore mieux cool
yukinastu 9 months ago
i know i've seen that girl before. but where?
LittleShippy 9 months ago
@LittleShippy I think it's Saber from Fate Stay Night, I can't be sure because I've never watched the anime but it looks like her.
WolfsRainFan4ever 9 months ago
nice epic
AnimeProduktionsx3 9 months ago
look closely at her eyes :nice song got it on my phone basshunter is awsom
MrAUSSTRALIA 9 months ago
his song sounds so nice it sounds like an angle to me :D
cynthia123447 10 months ago
at first when the song began i thought somone was farting o O LOL anyways GREAT SONG LALALALALLA!!!!!!!
cynthia123447 10 months ago
@cynthia123447 lol i just restarted the song and heard the farting sound lol
Animatrixette16 9 months ago
jadoore !! 8DDD xD =33
Thezoeymew 10 months ago
-OGFurious
^See that shit? that's how you give credit to pros.
It's what pros do, because we don't need to take credit for shit other pros do, when we can just be Pro ourselves. -Eritsasaku
Do not drive in circles for 3 hours, listen to nightcore trance and dubstep, and use drugs you can't identify, and then let yourself comment on youtube. for you will regret it later. -My Conscience
Eritsasaku 10 months ago
haha xD Michael Jackson can Moon-walk, Chuck Norris can Sun-walk and Jesus can Water-walk ;P
zheyy 10 months ago
@zheyy Pfft Jesus can heal people, self res, and walk on water, not to mention conjure his own food turning water into wine in shit.
Now what i don't get is why would someone who is a priest a shaman and a mage 3 classes at the same time, Why would he wait 3 days to self res? i mean i know he was probably being camped but still.
And as to those who say jesus was black if jesus was black he would of been self ressed on the spot and been like "frostbolt motherfucka" -OGFurious
Eritsasaku 10 months ago
@Eritsasaku xD nice one, and true ;P
did you go all WoW thoughts when you saw Water-walk? :)
zheyy 10 months ago
@zheyy pfft naw i just say the Jesus can water walk and decided to talk bout jesus and his multi classing.
I don't actually play WoW anymore.
Long story short arena ques were 20 minutes long and i was on the top of 5v5 bracket.
Dailys got boring and raids took so much grinding to get into it was boring as shit.
At this point all i do is write music in my room all day er'day
And listen to music for inspiration lol
Eritsasaku 10 months ago
@zheyy MMO's aren't much fun when you know you're going to win.
Sides most of my server hated me, I left on the last arena season and just showed up all awesome n shit.
And everyone was trash talking and waiting for the arena season to open up saying that I'd be put in my place once the season opened.
So anyway No one was allowed to break 1700 without me n my friends repeatedly beating them back below the bar.
then everyone stopped doing arena....
theres no pvp left on Lotro either now...
Eritsasaku 10 months ago
@zheyy Rift is the new thing, so i might join that, But most likely not since...well looks like we're about to get Pwnt, by us i'm speaking for America.
We are in a bit of a shitty situation, Obama has doubled our national debt, china is showing some signs of Warring us soon...and it's possible we might see a revolution based off of whats going out on the interwebz.
So i'll just write music, and if our power grids / communications go down I'll still be able to write music >.>
Eritsasaku 10 months ago
@zheyy Anyway good luck with life n shit hopefully we don't get blown the Fuck up.
gotta love how we are helping the revolution in labia while we are in such a debt we can't do shit.
And gotta admit the governments got ignorance down.
Anyone else notice that China owns ALL of the precious materials required for near every primary Weapons, and they refuse to sell to us.
And we're worried about not being able to make cellphones...
yeah they aren't planning shit >.>
Eritsasaku 10 months ago
@Eritsasaku Military involvement in Libya probably doesn't affect the U.S. that much because a good majority of the budget goes into "defense" spending. Maybe if the U.S. policy hadn't been to get involved in every other conflict that struck its fancy for the last 60+, things might have been a little different, but it isn't likely since every other country in the world is in some serious debt anyways. All I know is that the mainstream solutions being proposed probably won't fix anything.
sanchezflow008 10 months ago
@sanchezflow008 "probably doesn't affect the U.S. that much"
"maybe if we didn't get involved in all these conflicts in the last 60+ years"
Not to insult you but this seems like 2 rather contradicting statements.
Anyway I havn't researched it a lot since no sane intellectual would condemn themselves to watching all the stupid stuff we do as a nation, for that'd be depressing. But From my understanding we are supplying ammunition to the rebel forces....so it effects us quite a bit...
Eritsasaku 10 months ago
@sanchezflow008 Look up... Probably Any video containing the rebel forces and you will see why the Libya war is a bit of an expense if we plan to continuously supply these rebels with ammunition which they use so "sparingly"
TLDR: The Rebels suck at efficiently using the resources we give them.
Sorry if I'm typing like I'm Dyslexic it's 3 am.
Working on Software which even if i could stop and go to bed, I wouldn't be able to sleep due to all the information going through my head.
Eritsasaku 10 months ago
sexy voice
zekiraka 10 months ago
bass hunter is such a fag
DJDaddyDiscoStick 10 months ago
I love walking on water and flying!!!! LOL
crazyforsims2 10 months ago 3
@crazyforsims2 O_O jesus!? water walker ;P
zheyy 10 months ago
love!!!!!!! +1 !!!
TheMarie155 10 months ago
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Awsome... Techno will live on forever
warmansad 11 months ago
Awsome... Thechno will live on forever
warmansad 11 months ago 4
cool super nice 4ever
malincarne1 11 months ago
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Bonnie991000 11 months ago
i absolutely love this song, and i love that somone posted the version i like, the other version i found wasn't the one i liked, it was one that was off, like it was the same song, but it was done different. anyways, thanks for posting this is going on my favorites and i intend on watching the crap out of it, thanks again for posting.
brandmannbc2008 11 months ago
i wonder if the trolls have a group, cas i don't understand why you would search for this video, and then dislike it...
dBabaganooshb 11 months ago
chuck norris can do anything.... :D
WazzupChicks77 11 months ago
hot legs
GloriousOtaku 11 months ago 2
Someone clicked on this vid cuz of the pic? ME DID! :D
Foolfoxou 11 months ago
4 people can't walk cause 202 poeple cut their legs off
8 fly'ed into are wall by the 202 people's catapult
fucking haters >:(
IWaWorl 1 year ago
@IWaWorl
well some poeple just dont like this song :-P
dont worry there is more then that there is not
goofey708 11 months ago
@IWaWorl
There everytime People who want to dislike everything...
Schattennebel 11 months ago
awsome song to MMA to
orbitalsniper 1 year ago
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@xXMysteriousRoseXx Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
chaoster111 1 year ago 24
@chaoster111 and I walk on all three of them
CattickElf 7 months ago
these are songs where im thinking HOW CAN YOU DILIKE THIS
Loranklomp 1 year ago 2
stolen song
original is Vrävarna - Norrland
Ranegaut 1 year ago
this song makes my spirit go up when i cry. . . .
deidaraobito 1 year ago 5
@deidaraobito one of my teacher os some one toled me that crying can make you fell good after
badlady468 1 year ago
@deidaraobito one of my teacher or some one toled me that crying can make you fell good after
badlady468 1 year ago
i shall walk on water !
i shall fly!!
laurelann12 1 year ago
11 people, can't walk on water, so they can't fly.
MiragesMisteryGirl 1 year ago 4
I LOVE THE SONG!!!! ALSO my friend Chelsea drew that EXACT PICTURE!!!!! That is why i clicked on this!!!! Nyaa~
DragonsPromiser 1 year ago 3
@DragonsPromiser really? cool!! :D
Ziffelzoovop 1 year ago
the other 11 people likes watching a dogs shit flowing outta their ass.
GiXMz 1 year ago
Hey I can walk on water and fly too, XD
NathanSaga 1 year ago
Chuck Norris doesnt walk or fly he just makes Bieber carry him places
fatsnowzombie 1 year ago
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chuck norris can walk on water he can fly....but he cant act..lol.
Alexelinho3000 1 year ago
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chuck norris can walk on water he can fly....but he cant act..lol.
1vs1kownage 1 year ago
@1vs1kownage chuck norris will find you for saying that
peanutbutterflyful 1 year ago 3
@1vs1kownage he cant do anything, he is just another old guy
Psychomusic 10 months ago
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chuck norris can walk on water he can fly....but he cant act..lol.
Michaelscanada 1 year ago
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chuck norris can walk on water he can fly....but he cant act..lol
Michaelscanada 1 year ago
is this translated? i usually like his stuff better in Swedish..
yuskjr 1 year ago
you can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land
megamanfox 1 year ago 92
@megamanfox lol, nice. Chuck norris's tears can cure cancer, but chuck norris can't cry.
kusabana1 1 year ago 5
@kusabana1 The correct version is: Chuck Nurris's tears can cure cancer, to bad he never cries...
Unlogitech 1 year ago
@Unlogitech i heard that from TMZ :O
laurelann12 1 year ago
@megamanfox HAHA! First time I've seen that one! Nice.
RtGFuSiOn 1 year ago
@RtGFuSiOn Chuck Norris does not fart, nothing escapes Chuck Norris
megamanfox 1 year ago 4
@megamanfox Chuck Norris uses No-Clip from Minecraft?!?!?! Thats awesome
DjOver9000 9 months ago
@DjOver9000 No-Clip was made in an attempt to copy what chuck norris do in the real world in a virtual world. Chuck Norris dont need noobish mine craft stuff to do everything better than you.
Shantoz94 9 months ago
@Shantoz94 Well thats because he's Chuck Fucking Norris! :D
DjOver9000 8 months ago
@Shantoz94
why is chuck norris so awsome? how do you know i can't do something better than him. i don't understand what chuck norris does that is so awsome, but you guys are saying the impossible.and on another comment it said that he got beat up, by bruce lee. who bythe way broke his back and recovered.
foxmoon4 6 months ago
@foxmoon4 Short and simple: Chuck Norris is a movie actor from some movies with terrible effects, because off this there started coming "jokes" or "facts" in 2005 about chuck norris, like "When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks the closet for chuck norris".
Its all jokes that some (including myself) find funny.
However, Chuck Norris is in fact one of the best living martial artists, so its some reality behind it ;)
Shantoz94 6 months ago
@foxmoon4 Oh, and one more thing, Chuck Norris is one of 3 pupils bruce lee had. (He had more, but one off 3 that really pushed it further).
Shantoz94 6 months ago
@Shantoz94
ok, but still what is the fuss about him?
foxmoon4 6 months ago
@foxmoon4 He is just an idol for many, and we also make jokes about him, he is a "great" actor and a really great martial artist, and he also have "fan made jokes" about him, which he does not take offensive (he have stated that officially). So he is "nothing more" than an idol
Shantoz94 6 months ago
@Shantoz94
ok, it is just i don't really pay a lot of attention to idols, meaning that i don't remember their names. i've probaly seen him before. thanxs for explaining that to me.
foxmoon4 6 months ago
@megamanfox yeah well, superman and chuck norris had armwrestled...loser wore their underwear over their underwear
DOOMZEDAY 9 months ago
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@megamanfox yeah well, superman and chuck norris had armwrestled...loser wore their underwear over their pants
DOOMZEDAY 9 months ago
@megamanfox stop it with the Chuck Norris jokes it ended when we saw Bruce Lee kick the shit out of Chuck Norris
fawkes030 8 months ago
Sounds crap after the JCore that linked me here.
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