Ask A Ninja - Question 30 "Ninja Omnideuce"

[extremeNash]

The best ask a ninja!! Lol yes there are gay ninjas!!!!!

[shadicon91]

"Ninjas are standing right behind you"

*looks behind me and sees my cat* O.O

[Lmfaoap]

thumbs up for being from ohio and aggreeing with what the ninja says. :D

[DontExpectMeToListen]

Why did you take it??!!

[Starstreakauthor]

they spelled Naruto wrong at 2:33...... O.o

[BarbozaGuy]

@Starstreakauthor That was the joke...

[mexicankid43]

he did realize ryu hayabusa is the ninja in ninja gaiden and its naruto and by the way the ninja doesnt know how to say ninja gaiden

[MashaMoshpit21]

My mother is an accountant in Orange County.... @_@ MY LIFE HAS BEEN A LIE

[Coolsurfer5]

HEAD ON, APLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD, HEAD ON, APLY DIRECTLY RO THE FOREHEAD!!!!!! etc,

Never once did that commercial ever tell me what the hell it even does. lmao

[poif]

nurato? lol

[RadiationSoap]

Don't. 

[verbalbrow]

I am from Ohio and it is ture

[AgentZombieMan]

does anybody else notice that the veiws on Ask A Ninja videos differ. Some of them have like 1,000,000 views others have less then 10,000

[Glaikery]

@AgentZombieMan the ones with more views are the original creators (digitalfilmmaker) and the others are random youtubers.

[TheBespectacledGuy]

You lied, there's no ninj

[baileysvideos1]

Okay here is MY question to you sir ninja, Whats Crakle-Akin?!! && also... What is the best way to kill someone ninjesticly with a... VACUM SWEEPER?? HMMM??

[rjriley7]

I live in OHIO!! and its soo true lol

[haloreach4458]

omg hahahah i got a question are you a ganster ninja @_@

[miniman649]

There's a wall right behind me.. Could that be a ninja in disquise?

[smileydude64]

@miniman649 cuz its a ninja.

[miniman649]

@smileydude64 OK. Now im freaking out O.o

[oobietime8]

yes.

[Kanada329]

"Did you ever went to school?"

"..Did you?"

xD perfect

[01MLin]

I feel bad for paul's ohio family

[speedking42]

what should i be for halloween?!?

QUIET!

[jjk252525]

First videos on YouTube that actually made me laugh in a while! How do ninjas raise their kids? From the dead!

[marclando1]

Do ninjas ride bicycles? No we ride diecycles lol too funny.

[andrewmari]

I like that loud WHAT! at the start of the intro

[wowdezare]

so dam funny this guy should be an actual comedian but then he could never do this again.

unless he did standup in his ninja outfit

[ninjamonkey63]

how can u dislike this

[mrsonic7130]

Cool

[xdruguserx]

lol

[AloisAdler]

my favorite was: Standing on the wing of a 747 while fighting of an alien with a hot borito xD

[disneylandXsmile]

Are the people you kill bad in any way?

Yes. BAD AT LIVING.

[FriedriceOwns]

is it just me or is there at least one part in every video that makes you laugh til u cant breath?

[mizwild]

Katamari's fun damnit!

[lollipop7195]

try  smoking a cigar with your mom or vice versa... *me thinking* smoking your mom with a cigar?? xD hahaha

[MrsHawkinsKaulitz]

Sir Badass Killington. Win.

[ysguy117]

I love the ones where he does a bunch of questions rly fast!

[SuperShamme]

haa yes there are gay ninjas

[iRoland41reason]

where do you go to ask questions?

[masatje]

179 people never did went to school XD

[Mejuz]

it's "thy art", not "thou art".. ;-)

[DnbLeonce]

why are ninjas called ninjas?

becouse they are ninjas

LOL

[babileilei]

I think I know Badass Killington's younger brother, SucksAt Killington.

[iceman320109]

handicapped ninjas?

HEY! they prefer handikillable

[disposableteenager]

THE BLUE ONE

[nictakzingerbos]

You could have at least spelled NARUTO right if you're going to beat him.

[TheEpicPillz]

"what should i be 4 halloween?"

"quiet" XD

[ninjamonkey63]

JETS CANT BE STOPED

[AStormDownYonder]

"What do ninjas smell like?"

"Regret"

Wonder if it's available as a cologne.

[WatchVenusSpa]

Do ninjas know Wayne Gretzky?

[Suprahampton]

Sir Badass Killington... awesome name

[xoBrightlyWound]

I moved from New York to Florida and the first time I heard this I laughed so hard.

And even though I first saw this years ago, it was only recently that I got "Ninja's ride diecycles, and we never shorten it"

[we0wnsyou55]

Thumbs up if you look behind you when he said " Ninja's are behind you, seriously"

[karlacurley]

handi-killable haha

[firemaiden101]

Every single time I watch this video I always look when he says there are Ninjas behind me, but they always manage to get away before I get a good look >.<

[00Braskicker]

RUN, PAUL, RUN! Anywhere on Earth but Ohio!

You let life suck at you!

[Bennyrulez1997]

Thumbs up if you turned around when he said there's a ninja standing behind you. XD

[crazyblonde101]

@Bennyrulez1997 i totally did XD

[THEROARMACHINE]

@Bennyrulez1997 I'M DRUNK!!!

[alazaromari]

@THEROARMACHINE congrats

[Crimson10ish]

@Bennyrulez1997 The funny thing? I actually saw a shadow move . I was like O_O

[wolf33441]

@Crimson10ish Dude! Awesome! XD

[only4fuzzy1]

have u ever used replacement words for swear words?

larp no. why the loop would i be quinkin that?

this always cheers me up when my day's been shitty :D gotta love the ninja!

[KakashiOfSharingan1]

Have you ever killed accidently killed the wrong person?

yea many times, they shouldnt named so many kids named trevor in the 90's

lol, i had my friend trevor watched this. lol.

[VuileTeef]

Duck rules!

[Carlotso25]

What should I be for halloween?

QUIET

What would you say is the proper etiquette for hugging a ninja?

DON'T

Ask a Ninja owns.

[Astartes40000]

"do ninjas fall in love?"

"no ninjas glide silently into love with two swords drawn"

LMFAO

[Ukraineianduck]

@Astartes40000 Romantic.

[MrHerbyfication]

Holy Crap what the Fuck

[TheMightWonderBread]

wut the fuck my name is trevor...

[Nithralas]

What's the most deadliest move you know?

From New York to Florida, people don't come back!

[AnnetteTurner88]

But....I'm from Ohio. Sad thing is....it's so true (Mostly ;D)!!

[benaudebert]

Try smoking cigars with your mother, or vice versa.

So try smoking your mother with cigars?

Am I getting this right?

[titans091052]

I like how he has a giant sombrero and a fake moustache on hand

[benaudebert]

LMFAO this was a good one

[artsyfartsy1998]

I cant remember what I was laughing at when I watch omnideuces. But I still laugh.

[mikethemikeful]

ok how many people turned when he said theres a ninja behind u?

[tiacat11]

@mikethemikeful I did.

[octi911]

i know that was not a Question but i thought that was kinda cool xDDDDDD that made me shit my self ROFL

[ChanceLandesman]

Dear ninja

Are ninjas always black

[averageadvice]

ask me and i will answer any question. my channel

[josh67220]

you let life..suck at you XD

[PaulThePuppetier]

NO.WE GLIDE SILENTELY INTO LOVE WITH 2 SWORDS!!!!!!!!!!

[jakeman60]

or vice versa!

[Jediknight846]

The difference between Jedi and ninjas is that Jedi don't say random stuff all the time, pointlessly kill, and Jedi have the force. A Jedi could kill a ninja (if he had a reason) with just a thought!

[shadowflame97]

@Jediknight846 I think you mean that but vice versa lol!

[becca19709]

sooo funny i love him <333

[SteathJetCastle]

Best episode yet

[Comeneth]

Jedi are safely tucked away in your DVDS. Ninjas are right behind you.

[Animepupproductions]

@Comeneth I actually turned around when he said that!XD

[magicsoul50]

Im in ohio OMFG IM GONNA GET KILLED BY NINJAAAAAaA OMG-*stab*

[batman93oo]

LOL! No we ride Dicycles and we never shorten the name. After watching this so many times since 3 years ago I finally understood the joke. Damn this wise ninja

[jongodwin]

@batman93oo Haha, I finally watched this again after going 2 or 3 years without hearing it and I'm amazed at how many of the questions and answers I remembered (granted I did watch it about 85 times those years ago).

[batman93oo]

@jongodwin Yeah me and my friend just randomly on xbox live say random questions from this episode and THR33.

[ducktapelover1]

or can't he

[Radman1889]

"Jedi are tucked away safely on your DVDs. Ninjas are standing right behind you!"

I literally looked over my shoulder at that one! =3

[ducktapelover1]

@Radman1889 lolz me to

[FoxyKylala]

nurato? i think he means Naruto.....

[Cainey13]

"If you could kill any historical figure or figures, who would you kill, how would you kill them and why?" "Yes"

[AwshomeneshShquared]

There's no ninja behind m-

[JimmiBabby]

"How can I best apply my psychology degree to my ninja skills, or vice versa?"

"Try smoking cigars with your mother... or vice versa"

...So... Try smoking your mother with cigars?

[Overl0rd888]

umm ninja gaiden is the name of the game ryu hyabusa is in.. yeah im a nerd

[kakarot108]

Nurato... It's naruto

[XXxTrunksxX]

haha this is freaking funny!

[rees89]

I still lol hard at

"Can I have it back?"

"You never had it to begin with"

I watch this too many times, why do I still find you hilarious?...

"I'm a ninja"?

[TheNJYoung]

Did you WENT to school?

Did YOU?

lmao, priceless.

[XISAVAGE49IX]

Real Anime is shit like Death Note and Claymore. Sorry kiddies. Bleach, Naruto, and Inuyasha alike are all kid shows. bahaha

[kingofbudokai]

@XISAVAGE49IX  anime in general isn't that good. manga is better. including death note. Inuyasha is about the same quality manga/anime, but most manga are better, naruto, dragonball, rouroni kenshin are all examples.

[palpableimmunity]

OR VICE VERSA

[Kanada329]

How do ninjas raise their children?

From the dead.

[BabyByMe11]

Ahahahahaha!!!

Oh my goshh that is funny!!

[JUNIORMICH]

wow, my fave episode ever!!!!

[SuperShamme]

yes there are gay ninjas

[MaraquanWocky1]

OK, for the fags who are arguing over Naruto, SHUT THE FUCK UP, THROW YOUR KEYBOARD DOWN A HOLE, AND SHOOT YOURSELF. Then maybe the world will be a better place. Naruto is stupid. People who think that Naruto is cool...well...they're usually people who have to go to bed at 7:30. Try watching some real anime, like Bleach or InuYasha. Hell, go watch Transformers.

[gym311]

@MaraquanWocky1

I APPROVE OF THIS MESSAGE!

[HayabusaNoTsuchi]

@MaraquanWocky1 I'd hardly call Bleach or Inuyasha great anime. Naruto isn't necessarily a bad anime either, but it sure as hell doesn't deserve the popularity it has here. I'm more interested in this guy trying to describe how he would beat Ryu Hayabusa in a fight.

[MaraquanWocky1]

@HayabusaNoTsuchi It all depends on taste, but to me, Bleach and Inuyasha have better storylines than Naruto ever will.

The Naruto manga was good enough as it was, then they made a shitty anime out of it.

[HayabusaNoTsuchi]

@MaraquanWocky1 Well, of course it does. However, Inuyasha has a very low quality plot that is recycled several times throughout the anime and often renders characters completely useless in most conflicts. I can't say I know much about either Bleach or Naruto as far as plot goes, but I don't consider either as bad as Inuyasha. Bleach was fine when it started, but about 100 or so episodes in, it started to become a DBZ clone.

[ThePuff75]

Who killed Kennedy?

A ninja...on a shadowy knoll.

LOL

[TheAnimeNinjaOtaku13]

"How can I best apply my psychology degree to my ninja skills, or vice versa?"

"Try smoking cigars with your mother! Or vice versa."

Hahahaha! XD

Also I see that people here are arguing over Naruto and I'll just say that I think it's much better in Shippuuden. :)

[TheRealSasuke2]

@TheAnimeNinjaOtaku13 very true

[magixtwister]

dear ask a ninja ninja, where did ninjas originate from.

asia, or is that were they were first seen?

yours semi-honestly: Magix

[TheNaater]

I miss Joey too...

[MusicMan53100]

Of coarse there are evil ninjas ... they're called rogues, like itachi, or sasuke, or the infamous Oroochimaru (ooooh) now theres a real rogue nin! 

[2Dement3D]

''Why do I suck at Life?''

Because you let life, suck at you.

XD

[ShadowMarc5]

@dracarias more like gayest ninja anime of all time no wait just gay anime that orange jumpsuit wearing guy doesn't deserve to be called a ninja

[Mysidekick13]

Funny up until Ohio part then hilarious again... I'm from Ohio....REPRESENT!!!

[Gamescorer23]

Q: Who would you kill, how would you kill them and why?

A: Yes.

[time286urass]

welp ima stay away from ohio

[MizzieMixxie]

I love this guy :P He is the effing best!!!!!

[knos1995]

"wHat CANT a ninja do" NOT BE A NINJA!! or cant we =.=. LOLZ!!! XD best episode EVER!!!

[Konvictedjeezy]

0:01 to skip the ads

[Dracarias]

Lmao wutttttt?! NARATU? NARUTO! MAN COME ON! One of the greatest ninjas doesn't know how to say the greatest ninja anime name?!

[lava322]

@Dracarias Did you just call Naruto a good anime series? Because that would be true... if you're 7.

[DungeonSeigeMaster]

@lava322 how 7 year olds cant watch naruto my bro woudnt let me when i was like 12

[MusicIhave]

"Try smoking cigars with your grandma. Or vice versa."

[mrboylez]

FFFFUUUUUU, i looked behind me :/

[noodliepoodlie]

@mrboylez

Me too...

The internet connection in heaven isn't too bad actually.

[nightdarknes]

"Nurato"??? XD, fail =P

[Ziek2006]

Isn't Ryu Hyabusa in Ninja Gaiden? And I'm pretty sure it's Naruto. ._. Either or, Naruto is still gay and this is still hilarious. XD

[idno58]

@Ziek2006 Naruto isn't gay, he's just confused.

Very, very confused.

[Raspberry1616]

Hiccup the samurai AND Hiccup the viking? Coincidence?

[Cortlen1211]

@Raspberry1616

no, the samurai was [most likely] born a viking and was trained as a samurai....then killed himself with a pen...

[slashinator]

omnibus'n baby!

[Torqueman116]

funniest video ever why are ninjas called ninjas

[jefre117]

nobody can beat rya hyabusa :O

[xSAYRx]

Funnnnnnnnnnnnnny as hell =))

[algebro69]

if u could kill any figure or figures,who would u kill,how would u kill them, and why?

"yes"

hahahaha pure genuis

[TheJman2009]

ninja oh ninja wherefore art thou minja? hast thou ben slain by s ninja who is yet more skilled than thou art

[unusuallynormal231]

How do you raise your children?

From the dead.

Lol

[Akiba76]

LOL!!!!! XD

[guenhwyvarmyshadow]

What would you say is the proper etiquette for hugging a ninja? DON'T. Made my day.

[wovelscotch]

...smoking your mother with cigars?

[ZKoftherebellion]

I agree with his comments about Ohio...

[airborn619]

LOL yes there are gay ninjas

[xoBrightlyWound]

What's the most dealiest move you know?

Probably from New York to Florida, people don't come back.

haha I moved from New York to Florida. It's true, it changes you O_O

[DarkCarn1996]

SIR BADASS KILLINGTON, TeACH MEEEEEE

[MrSuperSonicDude1234]

What should I be for Holloween?

"Quiet."

THAT right there was the best quote ever.

[lostwithalice]

Hahaha! I love this guy. I always thought that omnibus was the funniest but idk. This one kind of blows the lid of all of his videos. I can't help bursting out in laughter every time I watch this. :)

[MrTheacios]

awesome

[Moonhawk47]

Zombie chipmunks!!

[righteous0warrior]

i swear, is there anyone cooler than this guy?

[AnimaTempli101]

@righteous0warrior Yes, him in an ice-box

[kutless45]

@righteous0warrior

no.

[TrigunTAS]

...im from ohio.....................

[rikimaru700]

@TrigunTAS dude.......I feel your pain

[TheJailProductions]

I have family in Ohio...

[Mattw42444]

HAHAHAHA

[supernoobpker101]

how do ninjas raise their children?: FROM THE DEAD

[fatboy7609]

Yes, there are gay ninjas.

[Zozzicom]

2:21

This is so true! I can name numerous people who are still in Florida after moving from New York!!

[metalsnake27]

Hahaha

If you could kill any historical figures who would you kill, how would u kill them, and why

YES!

[mattnorton5]

Ninjas + sombreros = awesome!

[ellenranit]

what should I be for halloween?

Quiet... lol

[domcubed]

"We ride 'Diecycles' and we never shorten the name" I just got that joke lol!!

[Momin1993]

i still dont get it...