hahha gotta love these videos by religious people.Oh and Aethists have the theory or belief that God does not exist. thus how can they have a religion since those always (Might be wrong) center around a, yes you guessed it. God. XD
is this for real !! no SERIOUSLY , is it for real , I'm actually amazed that you can use a computer and access the web (which you know , is the creation of Science NOT bible).
Wow... An encyclopedia doesn't has to prove anything, thats not the intention of it.... You gotta be one of the biggest idiots in the internet... I'm amazed that you can read and write... Get a fucking telescope man.... And LEARN!
If one ever wondered how stupid a human could be, he might just watch this video and curse his curiosity... The audacity of you, to challenge Science... The audacity of you to claim to know reason and not even realize your own ignorance... The audacity of you to call people fools when your cult has already been proven to be a danger to society... You have a right to your own opinions... But you also have a right to be cautious of the consequences you incur by them...
I have a question, have you ever called someone on the other side of the earth to see if they were still having sunlight or tried going north to where the light supposedly lasts for months? such things could validate or break you biblical claim, and if you do it yourself you know the scientist aren't tricking you. I implore you head north to see for yourself how the sun moves through the sky.
so you honestly still subscribe to a geocentric system of the universe? I'm both impressed and appalled by your commitment to what most Christians have already abandoned. Thanks for sharing :D
this is not christianity, all the verses you used weren't used correctly, please stop posting this non-sense, the bible describes the sun as center of the earth, many many early scientists even credited the Bible for helping them with that discovery. You are either making these as a joke or you are mentally insane. Christianity is about love not about pissing everyone off and telling them about how they're going to hell, and how you're so much better, Please don't call yourself a christian
@flowbroskiis Very well said but I can't pick out love in any belief that thinks I deserve eternal torture just because I can't buy into a collection of stories inspired by other nations stories.
@kleenex3000 Says the claimer of evidence devoided faith. You basically insulted every human that doesn't by into any god or your god because you have no better excuse as why we decide to live with the idea of death being the end and myths not being true. Sorry for being honest.
@kleenex3000 Yeah, that was sarcasm, genius. I wasn't aware that spirits needed you're authority to do something they probably don't care to do or shouldn't need you to tell/ask them.
dude havn't you ever seen pictures of a camera left with the shutter open all night pointed at the north pole? it shows the north pole stationary and all the other starts seem to move around it in a circle... isn't that enough proof for you that we rotate?
@halfNERD17 its accurate, but it must be interpreted right, God wouldn't put myths in a book, and call it inerrant, making wild claims without proof and putting the Bible down is his real problem
I'm not falling for this. This just HAS to be a poe.
I've seen some other I've not been sure about. But this cannot be serious. This level of idiocy delusion and wilful ignorance surely just isn't possible in 2010.
Also, evolution, not a religion, darwinism is the acceptance of the studies of charles darwin's theory of natural selection and evolution, there are various Christians who accept Evolution kthx, not to mention that what you argued was first physics, but then apparently biology(evolution) came into it somewhere? Wow you are the single most clever christian ev0r dude.
And, by your logic, I can just say that you agree with me that all of christianity is bullshit because it's a claim, and a belief, but there is no evidence or proof to back it up. As for the fact of BASIC PLANETARY KNOWLEDGE, We have proof, it has been proven, the Pope fucking agreed, he even agrees with evolution but says "Leave the soul to us." because he's actually open minded enough to accept he's wrong. You sir, are a moron.
Oh and this was just an interesting thing but, what a shit argument, I mean even in my year 7 class I had a funny ass talk with my teacher, she said "Now, the sun and all the stars and the universe revolves around us." And I instantly retorted with. "Uhm, no, we revolve around the sun." and SHE says. "I am the teacher here, who are you to argue with what I state?" She smirks. "I am someone with a mind of my own who enjoys being much more intelligent than you." She started clapping.
Can anybody else smell bullshit with the first claim that we don't revolve around the sun? When that, alike evolution, has been practically proven? >.> Also, stars are countless other suns, planets and etcetera, so he created all of them, in one day? though it takes him one day to make earth. Interesting. Athiests don't make claims without evidence or proof -to- back it up, it's why we win all our arguments, christians deny observation and proof, to preserve their belief, and that, is stupid.
@gregrutz Totally, the bible, written years and years ago, haz liek, so much more knowledge than books nowadays that were written around one year ago, and are constantly updated.
I noticed about 2 minutes after I made that comment, you moron, but didn't care enough to delete it. Good job flipping out about something I posted without checking 2 months ago. Give yourself a pat on the back for your scintillating wit.
You, sir, along with Edward Current, are the best proof that fundamentalist views are so absurd that they are indistinguishable from parody. I hope that you are well and start making more videos someday.
You contradict your video where you claim the earth speeds up at 9.8m/s²
Your language is so bad, it even hurts me and I really suck at english
These days it is too expensive to send you to space, so you will never belief us, no matter which evidence we show, since you will say its fake, there are flaws in it (even if you can't show them to us)
There are lots oft creation myths, lots of models of earths, from various religions or crazy scientists, are they wrong and yours right?Please proof it
Proof of Helo-centrism - Retrograde motion of the other planets in the sky. By the way burning in "heal" would be less of punishment than remove my intellect.
because things are hear or smthing stupid like that than i would gladly change to their religon. of course this is just an 11 year old speaking and what do i know.
erilivent just because superman has some thrue things like new york doesnt mean that superman is alive or died. when was the last time you heard the news say something like "and superman saved the day" kind of things. last i checked NEVER.and if inteligent disighn was proven there is no reason to favor a god, infact it could be some computer disighn runnig things through our brains or chips to use as slaves or something. if someone can give me proof of god without saying the bible
since he is all powerfull he can change any of that, since he is all knowing he knows what he is doing, and since he altumitly loves me why would he wwant me to burn in hell. this god of yours will kill me on purpose at the same time loving me with all his heart. y "small brain" does not compute theese answers. what makes the bible true? we say it is we say it we spread i and then people are so gullible to belive it becaue it happened 2000 years ago and had "truth"
1.the clouds could be counted THAT THE WORLD MOVES.i have seen clouds move have u?
2.can any christisan prove that the sun moves around us without using the bible? for all we know the bible could be from the knolege of that times men/women. of course they could make the same claim.
3. since god is all powerful knowing and loving, why would he put me into a chain reaction to make me an atheist
In case anyone was wondering (I know it's satire, btw), the proof that the Earth is in motion is called the Foucault Pendulum. It's a rather ingenious device. Look it up:). And no, I don't think atheists want to "burn in heal fir this so called science." lol.
It's not that your brain is too small to calculate the why's and the how's, that it can't be true. There have been millions in the last few hundreds of years who have done the math. Geocentrism was disproven, Heleocentrism was proven. It's simple as that. You want the proof? Go to any university where they teach astronomy and maths and you'll find your proof.
by the way on 00:21 with that phrase from the psalms "the lord(Jesus) bla bla bla" it was not jesus. the psalms are in the old testament, and jesus appears in the new testament. you are stupid even for a christian, old man!
some body shoot me now because this kind of stupidity should not even be allowed to exist man has been in space we seen the earth move snd when we got to the heavens geuss what NO FUCKING GOD UP THERE christianity is the same as mental retardation
"evolutionist religion" lol...very good. Awesome parody of Christians painting themselves into corners. Some would actually state that the earth does not move just to not invalidate the bible yet again.
On the off chance you're really not: So, you don't think gravity exists at all then? What's your alternative explanation for things falling? Seriously, if the Sun went around the Earth, it would either be moving stupendously fast, or be a lot smaller and closer, right? But even a small Sun would still exert a pull on the Earth, as does the Moon - meaning it is not stationary. So there must be no gravity at all, or something is anchoring the Earth. To what?
the force of the earth?? that means the gravity, or maybe the force of mass, atoms have mass. are you really that stupid to dissaprove gravity with gravity?
What a gullible, credulous, feeble-minded, superstitious wanker made this piece of shit! This asshole believes the bible is true without any evidence at all but hates those that can prove their ideas. What a complete fucking loser! Still, this kind of bullshit really boosts atheism as it shows how totally deluded a religious fundamentalist can be and that religion is only for the brain-dead bigots. Hypochristianity!
Well this is the reason they stopped Galileo Galilei. Its not that new.
If you want to learn more about guys that say the same thing just search for Modern geocentrism. Theres even a wiki for it. From what I get this guy says that there is no proof that the earth rotates. Either the earth rotates or the universe rotates around it.
You can rotate a apple in your hand saying: "Well the universe just rotated around it. The apple did not rotate." Its about the same thing. Its a leap of faith.
man this guys does one of the best satire, wow!! and he(who i presume is also a atheist) can also bring down some ignorant atheist who think so highly of them self. Please continue to prove us that even though we have the right idea we are still ignorant!
You should send this video to the NASA, they will like to discover that they didn't landed on mars because they were using a heliocentric measure to make the calculus jajaja.
So you think the earth is flat. By geometry every place on the planet should have sunrise at the same time. So please get a cell phone and make sure that you can communicate with a friend. Then get on an airplane and fly east or west, the further the better. Here is your chance to go to Eurpoe, Japan or Hawaii! Now call up your friend near sunset and discuss what your friend sees. It would be best if you have a phone that can take pictures and send them. What are the results of this experiment?
How about gravity at the equator off set for the centipedal force of the earth's rotation?
How about none of the rest of the orbital mechanics in the entire universe work with the model, how about the rest of the universe rotation around it, with distant regions doing to at many, many times the speed of light violates almost every known law of physics.
@mordinvan "How about gravity at the equator off set for the centipedal force of the earth's rotation?"
And here I was hearing from atheist scientist that gravity was a product of mass. Amassing how quick atheist can keep changing their own bad science. Boy am I convinced.
If the planet were spinning fast enough then indeed you could jump enough to get to escape velocity at the equator. Nice science fiction stories have been written about this.
If two opposing forces are applied to one object then the acceleration vector of that object will be the the sum of the force vectors devided by the mass of that object. This is basic. F=ma
I can only assume this is satire, there can't possibly be anyone that still believes in such nonsense. In the event that it isn't satire...which is still a possibility, sorry but get an education, if you note the orbits of the planets alone you must come up with complex equations to describe their "orbits around earth" in a very bad and vane attempt, the only logical and simple explanation is that every planet in this solar system orbits the sun.
Everybody is ignorant to some degree. Telling you that you are ignorant is not ad hominem, it should be a big red flag, if you are not joking of course ...
I don't see saying that I or you are ignorant is ad hominem. We are all ignorant, as I said. You are either a satirist or extremely ignorant of modern science. Which is it?
Really I'm fully aware that science has not proved the earth is moving. You apparently have not. And I can say the same for you you could be doing satire of a atheist. It go's both way's.
"Check his page, he's satire... a satire that likes to milk situations."
A 'satire' is a piece of artwork made to mock something. A 'satirist' is a person who makes the satire. You sure be saying 'he's a satirist' or 'he's satirizing'.
Sorry, but calling an ignorant person ignorant isn't an ad homenim. It's only an ad homenim if I'm using it to attack your argument. I address why your whole idea is flawed with a logical argument that is supported by data that has been known for hundreds of years and then I proceed to call you ignorant as a fact. I'm not attacking your argument with the fact that you're ignorant, me calling you ignorant is a separate action.
The hilarity is that you're stating the bible as fact in this case as if that's an argument. Science works by data and making testable theories based on the evidence. All of the evidence points away from this being a geocentric solar system so yes, your argument is an ignorant argument.
Well then I've been had by Poe's law !! I would STRONGLY urge the author to put at least one sentence in the channel description. This one isn't funny (which is ok), but EdwardCurrent is much better because he does say what he is in his channel description. (Poe's law according to RationalWiki:
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing")
There was no attack intended, or implied. Plus, I cannot help how you perceive my comments. But it is typical for theists to jump to conclusions without facts.
"I see like a typical atheist you resort to attacks. Why do you atheist have so much hate?"
asked the guy who just posted a video titled "Atheist Evolved Small Brains." you're the typical, hypocritical imbecile.
why don't you go attack some other religion? isn't it worse when people deny your god AND believe in a separate god, rather than just not believing in your god? fool.
@C0ct9pus "why don't you go attack some other religion?"
So then you admit atheism is a religion? My title is not a attack it is what you believed. you believed the brain evolved right? I understand you want evolution to be real. I also understand, you need to believe the earth orbits the sun. It is all about you having a excuse to deny God. I get that. I can't make you stop pretending there is no god. That is your choice. Just remember when it becomes time you will not deny God anymore.
"Oh now that I got you read handed you want to change what you meant."
here's what i said: "why don't you go attack some other religion?" where did i say atheism is a religion? my remark infers that the religious should argue amongst themselves. as if calling atheism a religion makes your argument valid anyway.
"something that move around us prove we move."
why do you think the times of the tides change everyday, genius? according to your 'theory' everything should move at the same speed.
"it's obvious what you said your just trying to change the meaning"
it's hilarious that you're trying to tell me what i meant.
"The earth has a little bit of a wobble..."
your ability to accept only the evidence that supports your position amazes me.
"And the proof for this so called "theory" is?"
news flash: YOU are the one that has to defend YOUR position. the vast majority agrees with me, so it's up to you to convince us that we're wrong,& i doubt anyone will trust an idiot creationist
Actually the vast majority agrees with him based on the evidence and the constantly correct predictions of the orbits of planets around the sun and the fact that there's no evidence the solar system revolves around us.
A vast majority of people believe in some god (oddly enough not yours whatever god it happens to be) based on no evidence and a lot of wishful thinking. Those with no evidence must substantiate their claims with evidence or be classified as irrational.
read my very first response and the response you just replied to. Based on what we know about gravity, analysis of planet orbits and making predictions based on that data that end up being true is sufficient evidence for any rational human being. But apparently observation and making accurate predictions doesn't mean diddly to you.
@garith21 "read my very first response and the response you just replied to. Based on what we know about gravity, analysis of planet orbits and making predictions based on that data that end up being true is sufficient evidence for any rational human being"
And the proof is? Again your just saying something with out backing it up. just saying "based off what we know" is not evidence. It is a claim.
That's the evidence, unless you don't accept gravity either. The planets orbits are observations that have been observed and verified for a very long time. The only ways you can assume a geocentric solar system is if you ignore that data, the confirmed predictions and everything that we know regarding gravity. If you don't accept gravity, well more power to ya, good luck in convincing anyone of anything.
um no, I'm not just pointing at the sun, I'm using comparative and consistent data along with consistent predictions which is evidence. Not to mention that predictions are made based on the heliocentric model to travel to other planets which again are true to a very reasonable degree and would be entirelly wrong based on a geocentric model. Back to the whole making predictions that end up to be true is part of what makes it science.
Now it would fit your depiction if perhaps I ignored every other planet, like you're doing, however I'm including them in my data set as it's very important to include all of the data to generate an accurate model. You are ignoring all of the data and injecting religion as an "answer" when it doesn't fit anything that can be interpreted as true.
So if you collectively analyze all of the orbits simultaneously the only logical conclusion to reach is that the solar system isn't geocentric, but heliocentric. The other option is that planets don't orbit at all and go around randomly while still somehow orbiting the earth, again good luck with that idea as there's no evidence leading to that sort of nonsense.
i hope you've had as much fucking with me as i have fucking with you...enjoy pissing people off for a while...until they all discover you're not a creationist...
XD Does he just like screwing with people and pissing people off? If he does, that's fine, I do that too. But he isn't kidding when he says he takes satire to a whole new level. Walking the walk AND talking the talk is very funny. He got me though. Mainly because I found out Yokeup wasn't satire. Then I started thinking that maybe some people ARE that stupid. It's confusing when you first find out about satire's and then find out that some people aren't kidding.
hahha gotta love these videos by religious people.Oh and Aethists have the theory or belief that God does not exist. thus how can they have a religion since those always (Might be wrong) center around a, yes you guessed it. God. XD
BLazelikeMadness 1 week ago
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is this for real !! no SERIOUSLY , is it for real , I'm actually amazed that you can use a computer and access the web (which you know , is the creation of Science NOT bible).
this is just sad :(
DrJUSTX 1 month ago
You realize that we've been into space and have physically seen the Earth rotate, right?
JohannesburgFilms 4 months ago
Wow... An encyclopedia doesn't has to prove anything, thats not the intention of it.... You gotta be one of the biggest idiots in the internet... I'm amazed that you can read and write... Get a fucking telescope man.... And LEARN!
kick2004 5 months ago
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Will you all please check out this guy's channel?
The description is as follows.
Giving satire a new name.
godworkshere's Channel
Note the word SATIRE!
Enough said.
CraigDeth 7 months ago
This video demonstrates the discusting nature of religions in promoting ignorance of reality. Evil is as evil does.
Valthepixie 8 months ago
The earth does move u fuckin tool. we got prrof. satalites record the earth spining and moving. jesus fucking christ...
TWparkour 11 months ago
Nigga, we've been to space, the shits moving.
xxxeMoforAday22xxx 1 year ago
If one ever wondered how stupid a human could be, he might just watch this video and curse his curiosity... The audacity of you, to challenge Science... The audacity of you to claim to know reason and not even realize your own ignorance... The audacity of you to call people fools when your cult has already been proven to be a danger to society... You have a right to your own opinions... But you also have a right to be cautious of the consequences you incur by them...
champjklccmk 1 year ago
This poe is fucking amazing. He even fakes the spelling and grammatical errors well. It's like watching a video by a *real thicky*.
belladonna5012 1 year ago
@godworkshere
You seem to have the education level of someone on the bronze age.
Killicon93 1 year ago
I have a question, have you ever called someone on the other side of the earth to see if they were still having sunlight or tried going north to where the light supposedly lasts for months? such things could validate or break you biblical claim, and if you do it yourself you know the scientist aren't tricking you. I implore you head north to see for yourself how the sun moves through the sky.
electorg 1 year ago
so you honestly still subscribe to a geocentric system of the universe? I'm both impressed and appalled by your commitment to what most Christians have already abandoned. Thanks for sharing :D
electorg 1 year ago
this is not christianity, all the verses you used weren't used correctly, please stop posting this non-sense, the bible describes the sun as center of the earth, many many early scientists even credited the Bible for helping them with that discovery. You are either making these as a joke or you are mentally insane. Christianity is about love not about pissing everyone off and telling them about how they're going to hell, and how you're so much better, Please don't call yourself a christian
flowbroskiis 1 year ago
@flowbroskiis Very well said but I can't pick out love in any belief that thinks I deserve eternal torture just because I can't buy into a collection of stories inspired by other nations stories.
clipsryan 1 year ago
Thank you for the revelation
IN SPIRITU SANCTO brother.
Atheists have, in their hand NOTHING,
and in their hollow skulls, LITTLE
kleenex3000 1 year ago
@kleenex3000 Says the claimer of evidence devoided faith. You basically insulted every human that doesn't by into any god or your god because you have no better excuse as why we decide to live with the idea of death being the end and myths not being true. Sorry for being honest.
clipsryan 1 year ago
@clipsryan
Greetings, from Germany,
You are NOT sorry for being honest -
as I am NOT sorry for having PRANKED you.
Now, I shall pray to my heavenly fathers and mothers,
that they might enlighten you,
to read them clear signalments in the ChannelPage
before you draw them quick conclusions!
kleenex3000 1 year ago
@kleenex3000 Yeah, that was sarcasm, genius. I wasn't aware that spirits needed you're authority to do something they probably don't care to do or shouldn't need you to tell/ask them.
clipsryan 1 year ago
@clipsryan It is totally uncertain whether I have this "authority" or not. I can only hope and pray....
or, I JUST have a GENIUS idea:
Simply suggest to you DIRECTLY, that you read my ChannelPage.
For now, I shall address my last prayer of this very day,
towards HER:
☼H THANK Y☼U S☼ MUCH ☼MG☼Ddesse S☼NNE
that you spent your energetic beam for one more day,
in order to bring Evilution one step forth again,
and that you enlightened this world, at least some people!
kleenex3000 1 year ago
How can you claim atheists evolved small brains, and yet refute evolution? Satire?
edeldoe 1 year ago
LMFAO!! We've been to space and observed the earth rotating the sun along with the other planets! And we HAVE proof! :)
Dahudrox 1 year ago
dude havn't you ever seen pictures of a camera left with the shutter open all night pointed at the north pole? it shows the north pole stationary and all the other starts seem to move around it in a circle... isn't that enough proof for you that we rotate?
nameofmeAJ 1 year ago
uh...most of genesis is supposed to be interpreted like a story
halfNERD17 1 year ago
@halfNERD17 its accurate, but it must be interpreted right, God wouldn't put myths in a book, and call it inerrant, making wild claims without proof and putting the Bible down is his real problem
flowbroskiis 1 year ago
@halfNERD17 Who said? I don't buy into it but it's idiotic to claim it's the word of god but you can personally manipulate it for your benifit.
clipsryan 1 year ago
@clipsryan ok then... so we all do incest?
halfNERD17 1 year ago
@halfNERD17 According to the children of Adam and Eve procreating, yes.
clipsryan 1 year ago
Wow, Ive just met the stupidest person alive!!!!
ronny4ever123 1 year ago
If the sun orbits the earth, then what about the other planets? Godworkshere is delusional.
darcyhouston 1 year ago
NAHHHH, No way!
I'm not falling for this. This just HAS to be a poe.
I've seen some other I've not been sure about. But this cannot be serious. This level of idiocy delusion and wilful ignorance surely just isn't possible in 2010.
martiangrundy 1 year ago
Ignorant Christian like the rest
MrTrollYourAss 1 year ago
Also, evolution, not a religion, darwinism is the acceptance of the studies of charles darwin's theory of natural selection and evolution, there are various Christians who accept Evolution kthx, not to mention that what you argued was first physics, but then apparently biology(evolution) came into it somewhere? Wow you are the single most clever christian ev0r dude.
ObscurumCado 1 year ago
And, by your logic, I can just say that you agree with me that all of christianity is bullshit because it's a claim, and a belief, but there is no evidence or proof to back it up. As for the fact of BASIC PLANETARY KNOWLEDGE, We have proof, it has been proven, the Pope fucking agreed, he even agrees with evolution but says "Leave the soul to us." because he's actually open minded enough to accept he's wrong. You sir, are a moron.
ObscurumCado 1 year ago
Oh and this was just an interesting thing but, what a shit argument, I mean even in my year 7 class I had a funny ass talk with my teacher, she said "Now, the sun and all the stars and the universe revolves around us." And I instantly retorted with. "Uhm, no, we revolve around the sun." and SHE says. "I am the teacher here, who are you to argue with what I state?" She smirks. "I am someone with a mind of my own who enjoys being much more intelligent than you." She started clapping.
ObscurumCado 1 year ago
Can anybody else smell bullshit with the first claim that we don't revolve around the sun? When that, alike evolution, has been practically proven? >.> Also, stars are countless other suns, planets and etcetera, so he created all of them, in one day? though it takes him one day to make earth. Interesting. Athiests don't make claims without evidence or proof -to- back it up, it's why we win all our arguments, christians deny observation and proof, to preserve their belief, and that, is stupid.
ObscurumCado 1 year ago
If it is in the Bible, it MUST be The TRUTH
gregrutz 2 years ago
@gregrutz Totally, the bible, written years and years ago, haz liek, so much more knowledge than books nowadays that were written around one year ago, and are constantly updated.
ObscurumCado 1 year ago
Its not often you get to witness such stupidity.
If you want proof of the Earth's movement.
1. A telescope
2. Any space program
3. the rotation of the stars around the polestar
4. planetary movement
5. gravity
Thank you. Next time you want to post idiocy, remember that science is based in peer-reviewed research periodicals, not the Bible
aarilaxox 2 years ago
haha "next time you want to post idiocy"
the video's under "comedy" fucktard
whynotchill 2 years ago
I noticed about 2 minutes after I made that comment, you moron, but didn't care enough to delete it. Good job flipping out about something I posted without checking 2 months ago. Give yourself a pat on the back for your scintillating wit.
aarilaxox 2 years ago
POE'S LAW POE'S LAW POE'S LAW POE'S LAW POE'S LAW
You guys just fell for it :D
CarpeOmne 2 years ago
Very funny!
You, sir, along with Edward Current, are the best proof that fundamentalist views are so absurd that they are indistinguishable from parody. I hope that you are well and start making more videos someday.
therealbreadfan 2 years ago
You contradict your video where you claim the earth speeds up at 9.8m/s²
Your language is so bad, it even hurts me and I really suck at english
These days it is too expensive to send you to space, so you will never belief us, no matter which evidence we show, since you will say its fake, there are flaws in it (even if you can't show them to us)
There are lots oft creation myths, lots of models of earths, from various religions or crazy scientists, are they wrong and yours right?Please proof it
Ketzueki 2 years ago
Proof of Helo-centrism - Retrograde motion of the other planets in the sky. By the way burning in "heal" would be less of punishment than remove my intellect.
campbellanderson 2 years ago
This video gets a 5 for the grade A comedy.
Theonewhoclimbs28 2 years ago 4
because things are hear or smthing stupid like that than i would gladly change to their religon. of course this is just an 11 year old speaking and what do i know.
bubblemonster3 2 years ago
erilivent just because superman has some thrue things like new york doesnt mean that superman is alive or died. when was the last time you heard the news say something like "and superman saved the day" kind of things. last i checked NEVER.and if inteligent disighn was proven there is no reason to favor a god, infact it could be some computer disighn runnig things through our brains or chips to use as slaves or something. if someone can give me proof of god without saying the bible
bubblemonster3 2 years ago
since he is all powerfull he can change any of that, since he is all knowing he knows what he is doing, and since he altumitly loves me why would he wwant me to burn in hell. this god of yours will kill me on purpose at the same time loving me with all his heart. y "small brain" does not compute theese answers. what makes the bible true? we say it is we say it we spread i and then people are so gullible to belive it becaue it happened 2000 years ago and had "truth"
bubblemonster3 2 years ago
few things to say here
1.the clouds could be counted THAT THE WORLD MOVES.i have seen clouds move have u?
2.can any christisan prove that the sun moves around us without using the bible? for all we know the bible could be from the knolege of that times men/women. of course they could make the same claim.
3. since god is all powerful knowing and loving, why would he put me into a chain reaction to make me an atheist
bubblemonster3 2 years ago
In case anyone was wondering (I know it's satire, btw), the proof that the Earth is in motion is called the Foucault Pendulum. It's a rather ingenious device. Look it up:). And no, I don't think atheists want to "burn in heal fir this so called science." lol.
Ripley747 2 years ago
FUCK god
1CHMAGTORT3 2 years ago
It's not that your brain is too small to calculate the why's and the how's, that it can't be true. There have been millions in the last few hundreds of years who have done the math. Geocentrism was disproven, Heleocentrism was proven. It's simple as that. You want the proof? Go to any university where they teach astronomy and maths and you'll find your proof.
Mitholas 2 years ago
At 29 secs it says the earth doesn't move-LOL THis has to be a joke!
Celticking36 2 years ago
Hey have God call me later, he should still have the number. lmfao at opium heads making these vids.
bradragg 3 years ago
AHAHAHA
BackwardsCup 3 years ago
haha you're funny as shit man
DallasDoesItBest 3 years ago
Is this video serious, or is it a joke?
HelixTheThinker 3 years ago
Ah, okay...I read the channel description :p
HelixTheThinker 3 years ago
"Your religion is a false religion."
Good thing it isn't a religion.
And for the love of Christ learn how to spell. Jesus.
Claymore729 3 years ago
by the way on 00:21 with that phrase from the psalms "the lord(Jesus) bla bla bla" it was not jesus. the psalms are in the old testament, and jesus appears in the new testament. you are stupid even for a christian, old man!
ciucinciu 3 years ago
some body shoot me now because this kind of stupidity should not even be allowed to exist man has been in space we seen the earth move snd when we got to the heavens geuss what NO FUCKING GOD UP THERE christianity is the same as mental retardation
psyco4cp 3 years ago 11
"evolutionist religion" lol...very good. Awesome parody of Christians painting themselves into corners. Some would actually state that the earth does not move just to not invalidate the bible yet again.
trueleroix 3 years ago
I think the video is meant to be sarcastic :P
CCPnoob 3 years ago
This has got to be a joke right?
Nobody in the 21st century can be this stupid.
The LORD has spoken and he says 'godworkshere' is a moron.
bodybag22 3 years ago
Wow! Go strait for the insult and fallacy.
godworkshere 3 years ago
@godworkshere
What you mean like... Atheist evolved small brains? Where's the evidence to back that up?
Dahudrox 1 year ago
This man is officially stupider than early Greeks O.o
MooseThePyro 3 years ago
and also if you use quotations, don't take them straight from the bible that's stupid.
It's one of the exact things we don't believe in. and please use correct grammer and spelling.
PointZero4life 3 years ago
it's to bad we still have idiots in this world AMIRITE?
PointZero4life 3 years ago
Another person going for a fallacy.
godworkshere 3 years ago
oh crap i'm so sorry i thought that this was serious. :/
PointZero4life 3 years ago
@godworkshere: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL do you even know what a fallacy is?
McTaggStar 8 months ago
Too dumb to be real.
wormyworm1984 3 years ago
Good work BRother!!!
JJTecumseh87 3 years ago
I still think he's a Poe.
On the off chance you're really not: So, you don't think gravity exists at all then? What's your alternative explanation for things falling? Seriously, if the Sun went around the Earth, it would either be moving stupendously fast, or be a lot smaller and closer, right? But even a small Sun would still exert a pull on the Earth, as does the Moon - meaning it is not stationary. So there must be no gravity at all, or something is anchoring the Earth. To what?
paulbottomley42 3 years ago
"So, you don't think gravity exists at all then? What's your alternative explanation for things falling?"
The force of the earth and everything else moving up.
godworkshere 3 years ago
the force of the earth?? that means the gravity, or maybe the force of mass, atoms have mass. are you really that stupid to dissaprove gravity with gravity?
ciucinciu 3 years ago
@godworkshere Earth is a globe, would expand and break apart by your logic.
ObscurumCado 1 year ago
@godworkshere how do you know the earth is moving up?
MeAmAPeople 1 year ago
What a gullible, credulous, feeble-minded, superstitious wanker made this piece of shit! This asshole believes the bible is true without any evidence at all but hates those that can prove their ideas. What a complete fucking loser! Still, this kind of bullshit really boosts atheism as it shows how totally deluded a religious fundamentalist can be and that religion is only for the brain-dead bigots. Hypochristianity!
alien8ted 3 years ago
lmao
AsianBorat 3 years ago
Well this is the reason they stopped Galileo Galilei. Its not that new.
If you want to learn more about guys that say the same thing just search for Modern geocentrism. Theres even a wiki for it. From what I get this guy says that there is no proof that the earth rotates. Either the earth rotates or the universe rotates around it.
You can rotate a apple in your hand saying: "Well the universe just rotated around it. The apple did not rotate." Its about the same thing. Its a leap of faith.
Findulidas 3 years ago
Good satire. I wonder how many people will get the joke?
magick205 3 years ago
This Fools not joking
tghetto5 3 years ago
Then let's hope it won't reproduce.
magick205 3 years ago
(continued)
On the other hand, if you are a theist, then please read the comments
carefully, you have much to learn.
If you are just playing around with people, please stop, you are
causing harm to others.
Thanks!
farvision 3 years ago
Some people report that you actually are an atheist and that your
videos are satire. If so, I have wasted my energy by responding to
you. Please indicate on your channel what your philosophy is. You
have proven Poe's law. Good for you. Now that you have done that,
maybe you could make a video about it. In any case to persist is to
waste the time of people who are trying to educate the theists so that
they are not ignorant anymore.
farvision 3 years ago
I'm not a atheist. I'm a christian.
godworkshere 3 years ago
Thanks for responding. Poe's law is a pain. Looks like you have a lot to learn.
Good luck in educating your self.
farvision 3 years ago
Dear godworkshere:
Some people report that you actually are an atheist and that your
videos are satire. If so, I have wasted my energy by responding to
you. Please indicate on your channel what your philosophy is. You
have proven Poe's law. Good for you. Now that you have done that,
maybe you could make a video about it. In any case to persist is to
waste the time of people who are trying to educate the theists so that
they are not ignorant anymore.
farvision 3 years ago
Bha Haa!
Turmootti 3 years ago
"He...hangeth the earth upon nothing."
Yeah, tell em bro! True Christians know the earth isn't hung on anything, it's set on pillars!
Job 38:4 Where wast thou when I laid the foundations of the earth?
38:6 ...or who laid the corner stone thereof;
God bless you, keep fighting the good fight!
Hooya2 3 years ago
"heal fir"? are those the geothermal springs in Iceland? I hear they're really therapeutic.
Atriviality 3 years ago 2
Hmm... don't think even a creationist would misspell hell fire?
paranoidnpanicking 3 years ago
Is this a joke? it must be
johuth 3 years ago
man this guys does one of the best satire, wow!! and he(who i presume is also a atheist) can also bring down some ignorant atheist who think so highly of them self. Please continue to prove us that even though we have the right idea we are still ignorant!
Daguigoz 3 years ago 2
you're such a douche :) pissing me off is easier than confusing a creationist...
C0ct0pus 3 years ago
You should send this video to the NASA, they will like to discover that they didn't landed on mars because they were using a heliocentric measure to make the calculus jajaja.
ChaosAngel667 3 years ago
@ChaosAngel667 "they didn't landed on mars"
They did not land on mars. there are many videos on youtube you should take a look at.
godworkshere 3 years ago
Jajaja, well I can make videos to, that is not proof, I saw a video of a men flying, I think was named "SUPERMAN".
Then humans fly? Jajaja.
ChaosAngel667 3 years ago 2
So you think the earth is flat. By geometry every place on the planet should have sunrise at the same time. So please get a cell phone and make sure that you can communicate with a friend. Then get on an airplane and fly east or west, the further the better. Here is your chance to go to Eurpoe, Japan or Hawaii! Now call up your friend near sunset and discuss what your friend sees. It would be best if you have a phone that can take pictures and send them. What are the results of this experiment?
farvision 3 years ago
@farvision "By geometry every place on the planet should have sunrise at the same time"
Feel free to watch my video to see how wrong that false idea put out by evolutionist is. You have a false idea of what happens with a flat earth.
godworkshere 3 years ago
What does this have to do with evolution?
farvision 3 years ago
Please explain in a sentence or two what will happen when you travel.
farvision 3 years ago
@farvision "Please explain in a sentence or two what will happen when you travel"
You will move from location to another.
godworkshere 3 years ago
Fail. Try again.
DO THE EXPERIMENT!!!!
farvision 3 years ago
Evidence for a spinning earth?
How about gravity at the equator off set for the centipedal force of the earth's rotation?
How about none of the rest of the orbital mechanics in the entire universe work with the model, how about the rest of the universe rotation around it, with distant regions doing to at many, many times the speed of light violates almost every known law of physics.
mordinvan 3 years ago 2
@mordinvan "How about gravity at the equator off set for the centipedal force of the earth's rotation?"
And here I was hearing from atheist scientist that gravity was a product of mass. Amassing how quick atheist can keep changing their own bad science. Boy am I convinced.
godworkshere 3 years ago
gravity is caused by mass
and counteracted by the rotation at the equator to some degree...
Or are you actually illiterate too? As you actually didn't seem to read my post...
mordinvan 3 years ago
@@mordinvan "gravity is caused by mass
and counteracted by the rotation at the equator to some degree..."
Oh so if I go to the equator I should be able to float into space. Sorry you contradicting your self.
godworkshere 3 years ago
If the planet were spinning fast enough then indeed you could jump enough to get to escape velocity at the equator. Nice science fiction stories have been written about this.
farvision 3 years ago
No, you'll not "to some degree"
enough to make launching rockets from the equator worth while in terms of cost savings on fuel.
And no I didn't contradict myself, it just seems you are as stupid as I thought you were pretending to be."
mordinvan 3 years ago
@mordinvan "No, you'll not "to some degree"
enough to make launching rockets from the equator worth while in terms of cost savings on fuel."
Really that must be why we launch from FL.
"And no I didn't contradict myself"
Yes you did to opposing ideas/forces is a contradiction.
godworkshere 3 years ago
Its linked, FL. is far south and so benefits as much from this effect as anywhere in the continental united states.
Opposing forces is a contradiction?
Now I know you failed science. Try looking up a free body diagram one day and tell me how big a contradiction it is.
Idiot.
mordinvan 3 years ago
@mordinvan keep telling your self that.
godworkshere 3 years ago
How is opposing forces a contradiction?
If two opposing forces are applied to one object then the acceleration vector of that object will be the the sum of the force vectors devided by the mass of that object. This is basic. F=ma
dengale 3 years ago
I can only assume this is satire, there can't possibly be anyone that still believes in such nonsense. In the event that it isn't satire...which is still a possibility, sorry but get an education, if you note the orbits of the planets alone you must come up with complex equations to describe their "orbits around earth" in a very bad and vane attempt, the only logical and simple explanation is that every planet in this solar system orbits the sun.
P.S. This isn't evolution
garith21 3 years ago
@garith I see you think ad hominem work.
godworkshere 3 years ago
Everybody is ignorant to some degree. Telling you that you are ignorant is not ad hominem, it should be a big red flag, if you are not joking of course ...
farvision 3 years ago
@farvision Yes just simply calling some one ignorent is a ad hominem. Feel free to look up what is a ad hominem. I can wait.
godworkshere 3 years ago
I don't see saying that I or you are ignorant is ad hominem. We are all ignorant, as I said. You are either a satirist or extremely ignorant of modern science. Which is it?
farvision 3 years ago
Really I'm fully aware that science has not proved the earth is moving. You apparently have not. And I can say the same for you you could be doing satire of a atheist. It go's both way's.
godworkshere 3 years ago
Fair enough. Go do the experiment please.
farvision 3 years ago
Check his page, he's satire... a satire that likes to milk situations.
Akulshae 3 years ago
"Check his page, he's satire... a satire that likes to milk situations."
A 'satire' is a piece of artwork made to mock something. A 'satirist' is a person who makes the satire. You sure be saying 'he's a satirist' or 'he's satirizing'.
Hooya2 3 years ago
Sorry, but calling an ignorant person ignorant isn't an ad homenim. It's only an ad homenim if I'm using it to attack your argument. I address why your whole idea is flawed with a logical argument that is supported by data that has been known for hundreds of years and then I proceed to call you ignorant as a fact. I'm not attacking your argument with the fact that you're ignorant, me calling you ignorant is a separate action.
garith21 3 years ago
The hilarity is that you're stating the bible as fact in this case as if that's an argument. Science works by data and making testable theories based on the evidence. All of the evidence points away from this being a geocentric solar system so yes, your argument is an ignorant argument.
garith21 3 years ago
Um is this satire or are you being serious?
k87jury 3 years ago
I'm as real as you.
godworkshere 3 years ago
You are good at not answering questions.
farvision 3 years ago
Yes, he's a satire. A satire that loves to milk things for all they're worth.
Akulshae 3 years ago
Well then I've been had by Poe's law !! I would STRONGLY urge the author to put at least one sentence in the channel description. This one isn't funny (which is ok), but EdwardCurrent is much better because he does say what he is in his channel description. (Poe's law according to RationalWiki:
"Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing")
farvision 3 years ago
This is a joke right? If not then you are completely delusional. Heh, by your reasoning the universe is spinning around a stationary earth.
P.S.
And what is `heil`?
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 3 years ago
I see like a typical atheist you resort to attacks. Why do you atheist have so much hate?
godworkshere 3 years ago
There was no attack intended, or implied. Plus, I cannot help how you perceive my comments. But it is typical for theists to jump to conclusions without facts.
P.S.
No hate here. :O)
Katalyzt
Katalyzt 3 years ago
Your intent is obvious. No matter how you try an explain it away.
godworkshere 3 years ago
"I see like a typical atheist you resort to attacks. Why do you atheist have so much hate?"
asked the guy who just posted a video titled "Atheist Evolved Small Brains." you're the typical, hypocritical imbecile.
why don't you go attack some other religion? isn't it worse when people deny your god AND believe in a separate god, rather than just not believing in your god? fool.
C0ct0pus 3 years ago
@C0ct9pus "why don't you go attack some other religion?"
So then you admit atheism is a religion? My title is not a attack it is what you believed. you believed the brain evolved right? I understand you want evolution to be real. I also understand, you need to believe the earth orbits the sun. It is all about you having a excuse to deny God. I get that. I can't make you stop pretending there is no god. That is your choice. Just remember when it becomes time you will not deny God anymore.
godworkshere 3 years ago
"So then you admit atheism is a religion?"
no, i admit that creationism is a religion. learn to read.
"My title is not a attack it is what you believed. you believed the brain evolved right?"
yes. sadly, it gave you the ability to fool yourself into believing a fairytale.
"you need to believe the earth orbits the sun."
& u need to deny all evidence (like the moon) in order to believe in your fairytale.
"when it becomes time you will not deny God anymore."
no, but he'll still be a prick.
C0ct0pus 3 years ago
@C0ct0pus "no, i admit that creationism is a religion. learn to read." Oh now that I I got you read handed you want to change what you meant.
"yes. sadly, it gave you the ability to fool yourself into believing a fairytale."
More atheist hatred.
"& u need to deny all evidence (like the moon) in order to believe in your fairytale."
Oh, So the moon is evidence. Ok something that move around us prove we move. Ok if you say so.
"no, but he'll still be a prick."
Poor boy. I will pray for you
godworkshere 3 years ago
"Oh now that I got you read handed you want to change what you meant."
here's what i said: "why don't you go attack some other religion?" where did i say atheism is a religion? my remark infers that the religious should argue amongst themselves. as if calling atheism a religion makes your argument valid anyway.
"something that move around us prove we move."
why do you think the times of the tides change everyday, genius? according to your 'theory' everything should move at the same speed.
C0ct0pus 3 years ago
@C0ct0pus "here's what i said:"
Yes it's obvious what you said your just trying to change the meaning.
"why do you think the times of the tides change everyday,"
The earth has a little bit of a wobble and this is made by the moon moment across the the earth.
"according to your 'theory' everything should move at the same speed."
And the proof for this so called "theory" is?
godworkshere 3 years ago
"it's obvious what you said your just trying to change the meaning"
it's hilarious that you're trying to tell me what i meant.
"The earth has a little bit of a wobble..."
your ability to accept only the evidence that supports your position amazes me.
"And the proof for this so called "theory" is?"
news flash: YOU are the one that has to defend YOUR position. the vast majority agrees with me, so it's up to you to convince us that we're wrong,& i doubt anyone will trust an idiot creationist
C0ct0pus 3 years ago
@C0ct0pus "it's hilarious that you're trying to tell me what i meant."
Well some one needs to seeing you don't.
"your ability to accept only the evidence that supports your position amazes me."
What evidence? None has been presented. Baseless claims are just that. Baseless.
"the vast majority agrees with me,"
Well that's logic. Then seeing the vast majority believe in god, then it is the atheist, who most disprove god. I like this idea.
godworkshere 3 years ago
Actually the vast majority agrees with him based on the evidence and the constantly correct predictions of the orbits of planets around the sun and the fact that there's no evidence the solar system revolves around us.
A vast majority of people believe in some god (oddly enough not yours whatever god it happens to be) based on no evidence and a lot of wishful thinking. Those with no evidence must substantiate their claims with evidence or be classified as irrational.
garith21 3 years ago
@garith21 "Actually the vast majority agrees with him based on the evidence"
And that evidence is?I keep hearing about it yet no one produces it. Why is that do you think?
godworkshere 3 years ago
read my very first response and the response you just replied to. Based on what we know about gravity, analysis of planet orbits and making predictions based on that data that end up being true is sufficient evidence for any rational human being. But apparently observation and making accurate predictions doesn't mean diddly to you.
garith21 3 years ago
@garith21 "read my very first response and the response you just replied to. Based on what we know about gravity, analysis of planet orbits and making predictions based on that data that end up being true is sufficient evidence for any rational human being"
And the proof is? Again your just saying something with out backing it up. just saying "based off what we know" is not evidence. It is a claim.
godworkshere 3 years ago
That's the evidence, unless you don't accept gravity either. The planets orbits are observations that have been observed and verified for a very long time. The only ways you can assume a geocentric solar system is if you ignore that data, the confirmed predictions and everything that we know regarding gravity. If you don't accept gravity, well more power to ya, good luck in convincing anyone of anything.
garith21 3 years ago
@garith21 "That's the evidence"
No that's a claim that's like pointing to the sun and saying the sun is a god. and then saying unless you don't accept the sun either.
Sorry that's not evidence. It's a really bad fallacy.
godworkshere 3 years ago
um no, I'm not just pointing at the sun, I'm using comparative and consistent data along with consistent predictions which is evidence. Not to mention that predictions are made based on the heliocentric model to travel to other planets which again are true to a very reasonable degree and would be entirelly wrong based on a geocentric model. Back to the whole making predictions that end up to be true is part of what makes it science.
garith21 3 years ago
Now it would fit your depiction if perhaps I ignored every other planet, like you're doing, however I'm including them in my data set as it's very important to include all of the data to generate an accurate model. You are ignoring all of the data and injecting religion as an "answer" when it doesn't fit anything that can be interpreted as true.
garith21 3 years ago
So if you collectively analyze all of the orbits simultaneously the only logical conclusion to reach is that the solar system isn't geocentric, but heliocentric. The other option is that planets don't orbit at all and go around randomly while still somehow orbiting the earth, again good luck with that idea as there's no evidence leading to that sort of nonsense.
garith21 3 years ago
i hope you've had as much fucking with me as i have fucking with you...enjoy pissing people off for a while...until they all discover you're not a creationist...
peace
C0ct0pus 3 years ago
No, 'delusion' means belief in something without evidence. Your evidence has been 'debunked' by a better interpretation.
farvision 3 years ago
@farvision "No, 'delusion' means belief in something without evidence. Your evidence has been 'debunked' by a better interpretation."
Keep telling your self that.
godworkshere 3 years ago
As its basic high school physics, and I'm a highschool science teach I will. And I'll keep tell my students that too.
mordinvan 3 years ago
learn Newtonian mechanics.
farvision 3 years ago
Yes, it's a joke, check his page.
He also likes to milk things for all they're worth.
Akulshae 3 years ago
Thanks, but I could not find any indication at all on his page!
farvision 3 years ago
Aaww, well his page USED to say "Taking satire to a whole new level." Oh well
Akulshae 3 years ago
It will again. He takes it down for new videos to get people heated up.
LittleTruckingBozo 3 years ago
XD Does he just like screwing with people and pissing people off? If he does, that's fine, I do that too. But he isn't kidding when he says he takes satire to a whole new level. Walking the walk AND talking the talk is very funny. He got me though. Mainly because I found out Yokeup wasn't satire. Then I started thinking that maybe some people ARE that stupid. It's confusing when you first find out about satire's and then find out that some people aren't kidding.
Akulshae 3 years ago
Thanks, then I've been had by this Poe. That's amoral of him, wasting our time.
farvision 3 years ago
Thanks. Unfortunately youtube blocks the wayback machine so I can't find the original. See my notes below written to the author.
farvision 3 years ago
XD Scary satire dude.
Akulshae 3 years ago 2
Oh God...Here comes another from this utter nut case.
LittleTruckingBozo 3 years ago 2