Techno Turian (ReCalibrated)

[honorableshadow]

Watch this while listening to Sexy and I Know It by LMFAO. Best thing ever.

[thepaintedelf]

@honorableshadow OH GOD YES. It fits so well xD

[777somebody]

T-Pain feat Ne-Yo 'Turn all the lights on'

Playing that volume up and this video muted, same time = One awesome Turian

[ARavingLooony]

@777somebody i would put that song over this one too but i cant stand that loser Ne-Yo

[3dEnthusiast]

Wait wait wait. The grounds keeper's cut dialogue said Turians don't dance...

And it seems this Turian has no face paint. He's bare-faced.

Turian rebel!

[KopperNeoman]

@3dEnthusiast That's why the line was cut.

The groundskeeper saw Techno Turian's moves and realised turians can dance after all.

[NarakusSlave]

@3dEnthusiast He does have clan markings it jus there white, they don’t stand up well against his light gray skin. Get up close to him and you’ll see.

[ftlgo238]

Okay, I'm sure someone may have already asked this by now, but how the frak did you manage to get such a good view of the guy before he was even on the dance floor?

[Billabongg2011]

ten bucks says he's a freak in the sheets.

[ftlgo238]

@Billabongg2011 I'd wager that, and extend it to all Turians being a freak in the sheets.

[GODSLAYER121]

This and Sexy and you know it NOW!

[DoubleMatt1]

Techo Turian causes 99.9% of thane loyalty are failed because of his moves

[BushidoEffect3]

@RyanKHS06 Hey this is ME. I left the comment on my old account before I closed it. This is my new one. To celebrate Mass Effect 3!!

Oh well guess its still here lol.

[AussieOddball]

Mute audio, open second tab, play this /watch?v=qAy1-PbhcQU skip to 2 mins in, play both video's at the same time,

you're welcome

[icestar143]

Dem turian hips don't lie :D

[BringDownTheSky2186]

Ah, so this is where Renegade Shep learned his moves...I'm totally doing this at a club.

[gidioter]

They DID complete Thane's misson...because everyone was looking on turian

[Barbowan]

This guy has reach.....AND flexibility.

[AstronautHelmet]

The volus who disliked this wishes he can be a turian hahaha

[FaceOfGhosts]

wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle ya.. he's sexy and he knows it.

[shewasfire]

Looks like Thane disliked this video.

[DarkDevilsAdvocate]

What I find Hilarious is that I recognize the moves as the moves the Male Shep uses when trying to impress Morinth.

Of course the Turian makes it look WAY cooler than the Male Shep ever could. lol

[VaciliNikoMavich]

"I'm The Grounds Keeper, and this is my favorite place to dance on the Citadel."

[dunfalach]

How did you detach the camera to get the viewing angles, by the way? Or did you find a way to go down to the lower level?

[ediskrad327]

@dunfalach PC version, no-clip

[vaiosony2]

HAHA niiiiice

[TDA792]

r we human?

or r we turian dancers?

[HotshotratchetV2]

I was board out of my mind doing homework watched this video and before i realized it, I was dancing to this, Me and my Boardum...

[KMxHearts]

To quote Michael Swaim...

"Some say he was a King... Some say he was a God...

THEY WERE BOTH RIGHT."

[gamingcultist]

@KMxHearts lol was this in an article or a video?

[TaePoDongIII]

@RyanKHS06 keep dancin alien man.

[RequiemOfTheFirst]

We all know he's awesome. Hears a cheer to one of the greatest Turians in the game.

[Akaryusan]

ok its settled that guy IS the presidium groundskeeper "turians dont dance" yeah right.

[MrShowermonster]

At first I thought Turians didn't dance.

I am now wishing I was Turian.

[TheWolven12]

Best Fangirl Boner. Ever.

[Mrshappyhippo75]

Hes just gotta dance.

[ItamarO93]

Presidium Groundskeeper?

[IB3MOR3PR0]

I hate it when garrus say's "Shepard, You got a minute to talk ?". you go to talk to him, it glitches and he say's "Can it wait a minute Shepard. I'm in the middle of some calibration's".

[crazy4sian]

@RyanKHS06 Not really, I'm just very tempted to learn the dance and go to clubs with it now.

[crazy4sian]

@RyanKHS06 Bullshit.

[SoltanaCousland]

This muted + NIN - The Hand That Feeds in another window = recipe for my favorite visual experience on the Citadel.

[wufpack76]

It's Beautiful.

[xXMalakiteXx]

Amazingly awesome.

[haty24]

@RyanKHS06 That happens when you work at a mens strip club

[SylarTheVillain]

Turians are my favorite aliens.

[KopperNeoman]

Does anyone else notice the asari's eyes aren't really rendered, so she looks like she's doing that freaky black eternity thing.

[Jobrill]

@KopperNeoman Obviously, the proximity of Techno Turian and his massive virlity has sent her straight into a state of sexual bliss.

[KopperNeoman]

@Jobrill Well, she'd better not... ah... ingest.

[erendisblack]

This is a thing of great beauty. <3

[squidbreathth]

most beautiful thing ever

[ch3hgch3]

You must obey the dance commander

Givin' out the order for fun

You must obey the dance commander

You know that he's the only one

Who gives the orders here,

Alright!

[kakashimorph]

Can it wait for a bit? He's in the middle of some dancing calibrations.

[Temuho]

what is the song?

[keshaz12]

You know someone had fun making this XD

[dragondreamer93]

My life is complete ♥

[Sumgui2009]

What's next? A swinging Salarian?

[BloodMoonEclipse]

Dance Judges

Shepard raises sign: 10 points

Asari judge: 10

Quarian judge: 10

Krogan judge: 3...

*Shepard head butts the Krogan*

Krogan: 5 and a half points

[SavageLycan]

This needs to have more views. So many, many, many more views.

[SynGen262]

..and thus going to show Garrus is the ultimate life-form. OWN that dance floor!

[AbominableBunny]

Once again made possible after many calibrations done by Garrus.

[datSilencer]

I just don't understand. I've poured insane amounts of effort into my videos, and yet everybody gravitates towards this. I must respectfully ask you: what am I doing wrong?

[dunfalach]

@datSilencer We nerds love an in-joke. There's unused audio in the game files of a Turian (the Groundskeeper I think) saying Turians don't dance. Then someone discovers this, in the same game, going on in the background of a serious scene. Only those who know both pieces will get it, so it creates its own little clique of people who are "in the know" and thus cool. It has nothing to do with your videos' quality or effort, it's just human nature. Keep making videos you're happy with.

[ftlgo238]

@dunfalach And the funny thing is, this Turian's face greatly resembles that of the Groundskeeper (Although I imagine that face was one of many generic features)

[Doofe2012]

I totally do this dance at clubs.

[89Sunbird]

Whenever I get to this part of the mission and watch the countdown bar time down, and Shep finally informs Thane, I can't help but imagine Shepard losing track and going "Uhh oh yeah, he's over there"

[GreatestMKfighter]

Hey, is it alright if I use this video for one of my own? I'll credit you and everything.

[bloodgrave47]

@GreatestMKfighter That's fine. :)

[GreatestMKfighter]

@bloodgrave47 Thank you very much! 

[ArcanaLegacy]

What is love? With over 90000 views, Im pretty sure he knows XD

One year of Techno Turian = One year of sheer brillant dancing skills! 8D

[which i need to learn lol]

[StormUndBlackbird]

Obviously, the techno turian kicks more ass than the keyboard cat!