I love how he talks like this is really possible, LOL.
You forgot the food for a year. And which one of Noah's pure noble family members had crabs, herpes, syphilis and Chlamydia since most human diseases including STDs can't survive outside the human body?
I believe this did happen BUT like most human stories passed down & retold over the years they get exaggerated, took Darwin years to count a small fraction. I believe this just recounts a historical event of an ancestor who took animals, floated somewhere and prospered. He may have found every species he knew of and tried to save them, or he may have stolen lots of livestock and made a run for it, either way this explains the origin of rainbows and circumcision according to Genesis of the bible.
you R batShit crazy!!!! what about bigfoot, dino's, ghosts and ancient alliens were they on the boat as well? defending this type of retatardation only drives thinkers away!!!
Hi friends! Here is a thought-provoking series about the flood, creation and evolution. It is from a Christian perspective, but it is full of science. Do have a look, agree or not. :) amazingdiscoveries.tv/c/10/The_Genesis_Conflict/
-The animals were on the boat for over one hundred days, and needed food (more room for storage), a place to shit, and room for personal space. With too crowded of conditions, a massive uproar of angry creatures would ensue.
-Two of every species is not nearly enough for genetic diversity
-No evidence of a worldwide mass-extinction that happened 5000 years ago
-Animals can't just be piled on top of each other like it was implied in the video; they need their own quarters.
Thanks for the math! Too bad Noah was suffocated to death by the animal waste on board; otherwise, I could have brought this video to court and sue Noah for animal abuse. He died so young. I really missed him... especially his money.
no, larger animals CANNOT be brought in as babies......they are fairly social animals....who need parental care to survive correctly......not squeezed in a tight .275 cubic foot space!
I can't believe Noah had the knowledge and skills to build a boat of that size, quality and ability to take a hit from a wave of that size and force without flooding, capsizing and crumbling in on its self.
Boats like that are pretty damn complicated and hard, almost impossible one would think for few people. Impressive.
Good man, I don't think I will get in a religion flame war with you, as much as I disagree to your statement I will defend to the death your right to say it.
hahahahahaha is he really arguing this as fact? Im sorry have you actually gone out there and searched for 2 of every insect? And how would you hold them?
@ZZzzzzzWhat how did you know that Mesopotamian mythology was not copied from the biblical account?... but on second thought those people from the early times also descended from Noah and thus they have the knowledge of the flood..good for them to keep a record for you to read
@peyupsgurl "how did you know that Mesopotamian mythology was not copied from the biblical account?" LOL, The same way i know that cave men didn't copy Van Gogh on their cave painting.
"those people from the early times also descended from Noah" nop, Gilgamesh’s reign was about 2700 BC(4712 years ago), that mean it was before "Noah's Great Flood"(4500y.a.), furthermore, Gilgamesh's flood happened differently and with different characters, meaning no Noah, no descendants.
lol, ppl need to beleieve in something right? haha. although the only no one can do that today being there are 1 million species of animals. great story though.
also, this is obviously a creation of man's mind...if there is a creator of hte universe, i am sure it wouldn't need such an archaic plan in order to accomplish the objective.
@ncwdane 'I can think of a dozn ways God &/or Noah may have solved the water problem'
Nice, list them then.
'are you so lacking intelegents you cant figure out just one way'
Oh, the irony of not being able to spell intelligence right. uh, just b/c one can play 'fantasy time' & imagine how something happened doesn't mean it actually did. To support the conclusion & the premises involved requires evidence, not conjecture.
@ncwdane Don't waste your time with idiots like agentorange. I've answered most of his questions but he keeps on coming back with dumb ass questions that make no sense.
Regrettably for you, purification is not the same as desalination (removal of salt). Which is what they'd have to do to feed all the animals fresh water. never mind not having the technology or knowledge for such processing, where would put all of them on an already full ark?
Colder, saltier water (more dense) plummets to the bottom of the ocean whereas warmer, fresher water rises. They're not fresh water rivers.
According to one rough estimate based on a lowly figure of 3,858,920 total animals, there would be approximately .275 cubic feet of space per individual! There would also need to be an unimaginable number of parasites (cause we can assume they survived), jeopardizing the survival of the animals as there are only two of each. Also, the author just ignored the biomass of all those insects.......they would probably suffocate the larger animals......
yup...haha....and the poor sea animals would die of dilution....
I just heard it's very likely (bout 90%), that the Noah tale is a spinoff or retelling of the Babylonian Myth, Epic of Gilgamesh. Every significant point is in order of the earlier myth.
Eliminate all the water animals? Umm . . . You mean except for the whales (Whale shark excluded of course), dolphins, and such? Hell, the blue whale alone is 98 feet long usually, and not only that but is the heaviest animal. You mean to tell me that a wooden boat before the dark ages was suitable to carry a couple 180 metric ton giants? And that's just one pair of whales.
Why is this categorized as "Education" when it clearly belongs in the "Comedy" section? Not that it's really funny, but plenty of Americans might actually take this kind of religious insanity seriously, so you can't be too careful with such parodies...
This might be the absolute dumbest piece of christian propaganda ever. Even mentioning this story as real reveals how absolutely deluded and crazy the christian belief system is. "Thank god" for the evolution of mankind that is happening right now as we see this nonsense fading away day by day.
This video really made me chuckle. Trying to use logic and mathematics to explain how someone could fit this many animals on a boat. If Noah or his god could have snapped his fingers and guided all the animals from every place they were, over to and onto this boat, then he could have snapped his fingers and created a magical room of endless space, which would explain what the faulty math in this video can't. Now that Noah's Ark is completely solved, let's work on Jonah living inside a whale.
If the ark story is true then why don’t we see a historic record for a worldwide flood at the same time? And how did god get animals from Australia, New Zealand and other far off continents to the ark and back to their home lands again? We find no evidence for kangaroos in the middle-east. Your faith is a joke man. Can’t you argue from the truth?
The Ark was NOT a ship. The Hebrew word Ark means Box or Chest, not ship. Think about the Ark of the Covenant. It's a box, not a boat. Highly deceptive.
Dear God, do you people really need this kind of delusion to believe in stuff like this. Will the next one be about man walking with dinosaurs, or maybe one about how the earth is flat.
Which fish lived, the saltwater fish in rain water or the fresh water fish washed into the ocean. Or did all the ocean animals and corals die in the muddy water?
(cont) How many elephants, hippos, giraffes, dinosaurs, etc would still be babies A YEAR later? where did noah hold all the food and clean water? Also, all the fish would have also had to have been on the boat. Most fresh water fish would not survive in brackish water, most marine life would have died.
"scientifically plausible"? Nothing about this video is plausible.
Please ,you know your reaching far beyond the branch with this bull shit ,talk about all the shit wow that alone would have kept them all full of it ,and the eggs did they gather themselves and the kangaroo how did they end up in Australia ?
God has always needed men to do his work,especially all the killing lol
those million bugs (2,000,000 bugs for the 2 of every kind, or in a contradiction in the bible 2 clean and 5 unclean ones make it over 7,000,000 bugs) would take up quite a bit of room, they can't be discounted just because 1 is small. also a wooden boat even without that weight on it would get obliterated by the rough seas. a metal boat of the same size bends 5 feet that stress would rip the ark apart.
Thank you for all your hard work and analysis on this. I am wondering though, was your figure for the total amount of water on the SURFACE of the earth only? Did it include water that is underground? Thanks.
Very poorly worked out. Nobody has ever satisfactorily worked out how much space was required to accommodate all the animals claimed to be on the Ark, never mind the logistics of feeding them, watering them, and, er, dealing with all the muck!
1,736,000 total. FAAAIL. That is the number of KNOWN species, by most estimates the numbers all species, including undiscovered species, is closer to 8 million. Now, after you factor in all the room for them, keep in min they each needed food, water, & each were making waste, they only the 8 on the boat would have to dispose of 7 they would have to have done w/ for many months (nearly a year).
Cry all you want, kids, but both of you have failed to address my points, much less the 47 points I outline as impossibilities for your fairy tale in my video
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The only way you can justify it is with magic. The facts sink your arguments because you are supposed to have FAITH, not facts, to validate your religion. You can prove that by turning to your bible:
You are not educated enough to decipher the science to know if evolution is or is not true. Or to know what the numbers and stats mean-You do not have enough wisdom to know if God is real or not-You are very pathetic and I will pray for you to at least gain average intelligence. PEACE -
@shotsxxx "You do not make us think you are intelligent"
.....oh wow. Excellent job demonstrating your mastery of the English language.
Does it get you off to ignore what people say and focus on being a grammar/spelling Nazi? Does the spelling of arn't vs aren't influence the points made? No, no it doesn't.
Silly, silly child. Thanks for demonstrating how much of a fool you really are. You may return to worshiping magic, handling snakes, and metaphorical cannibalism of your god.
@ThatOneQuestion Personally I couldn't care less if a person can't spell worth a crap because they are uneducated. But when a person arrogantly boasts they are so much smarter than I & they need to explain what everything in the world means-I get a little offended. I have proved to you how I know you are not educated or intelligent enough to give anyone advice on anything.You only repeat what other atheists have said.You are too stupid to know the things you talk about. You aren't smart at all-
@shotsxxx Seeing as I've already pointed out your multitude of fallacious arguments and at least three separate occasions where you violate the commandment of your god not to lie, your words about "being smart" mean nothing.
You have done nothing but avoid my points. That shows me how frightened you are. Keep it up kid, your failure shows the world how insecure you are.
@ThatOneQuestion As I have already pointed out (many times) You are not intelligent enough to point out anything for anyone.My words may not mean a thing but your words prove you are completely uneducated.I'm guessing you can't read.I have proved you are uneducated and could not in any way understand science.The only education you ever got was youtube videos.I don't care for idiots telling me what they think.Like you are important enough to care what you think. EPIC LOSER !!!!!!
@ThatOneQuestion Instead of bothering intelligent people online, why don't you read a book? Oh yeah, never mind-..... I have been filing the comments we have been posting and plan to make a really nice video for the world of youtube to laugh at you. I will PM you copies of the filed comments the youtube community posts in regards to your level of intelligence- I have clips of some of your videos as well, I may show. This is going to be great. Thanks !!!!!!!
@shotsxxx Intelligent people? One guy believes rocks float on water, and the other is an angry child who resorts to calling people the anti-christ, homosexual, and terrorists if they dare to laugh at your blind faith in a Cosmic Jewish Zombie?
Its funny how you guys ALWAYS parrot me back when I tell you I'll be adding clips and screen shots in MY videos. ALWAYS! It never fails.
Try to be original, kiddo. Oh, and try not lying for a change, it makes you look very insecure.
Now, ironman197268, before we get to your question about fossils on Everest and your blatant misunderstanding of evolution, I need to ask you a question:
Do you know how mountains form? If so, prove it by outlining the process.
@ThatOneQuestion To make your theory even sillier, look at the topography of India and Asia, India would have to be moving UPHILL to crash into Asia, and would have to do so over millions of years... What energy source was powering the movement of these continents?
@ironman197268 Keep trying to hide the fact that you actually think continents float on the oceans, kid, "like leaves on a pond". Those are your words, boy.
Like all habitual liars, ironman197268, I'll give you this advice: Shut your face, its for your own good, kiddo.
You are also raping your Jesus Christ every time you lie like that. Stop it. Stop abusing your religion. Stop using it as a platform to pretend you are better than everyone else because, obviously, all you can do is lie.
Just in case you didn't get the message: Shut your face.
@ThatOneQuestion If you block people for being "habitual liars" you should also block yourself- Do you also block people because they are uneducated, have no understanding, are stupid, and just plain incompetent?
@shotsxxx Nice come-back, little one. Yeah, I'll get right on blocking myself from myself.... HAHAHHA!! Fucking moron.
No, actually-I'm interested to see how many of you uneducated idiots are actually willing to learn. Didn't you know? Everyone is ignorant, and the only cure for that is to ask questions and learn.
If you are too bigoted to accept what can be demonstrated, than that is your problem.
Are you willing to learn, little one, or are you going to be like the others?
@ThatOneQuestion I wasn't quoting anybody, I was being sarcastic when I said "your way" I know you and the others don't believe continents float around like leaves You're taking a while to reply...Ahh, I bet you're typing out an explanation for those giant clams and oysters near the top of Mt. Everest.
@ThatOneQuestion You asked me if I am willing to learn. I am telling you I am. Please explain to me how those clams and oysters got on top of Everest? You are so much smarter than me and I would like to know the answer so I wont be as ignorant. You telling me that someone else already gave the answer to someone else, does not give me an answer.You asked if I wanted to learn I said yes.Now teach me- PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION TEACHER.
@ThatOneQuestion Your sentence structure is awful. Again, more evidence you did not even finish high school- You are not educated enough to know anything about real science- The only schooling you have ever had is youtube by people who are anti-Christs and are using science as an excuse for their beliefs- YOU ARE VERY FOOLISH AND TOO UNINTELLIGENT TO SEE IT.
@ThatOneQuestion Here's your explaination. Mt. Everest was once a seabed millions of years ago. That's when the clams died. The reason why they died in the closed position is because they buried THEMSELVES alive so they can't open. According to geological evidence, as the continental plates were moving(and they still are), India collided with the rest of Asia and the collision of the 2 formed the Himylayas. MYTH BUSTED!!!
@ironman197268 This is "oldblubblubs" explanation. Lets explore this, does a clam know it's about to die and decides to bury itself, "hundreds of them" nice and neatly all grouped together? How did they get dug up? How did they not erode away in the 50 million year long rising of Mt. Everest?
@ironman197268 That's right. We find evidence of sea creatures in most if not all mountain tops around the world. How is that possible? THE GREAT FLOOD!!!
@agentorange20 Some people theorize that God caused the water from the Earth to come out & flooded the Earth along with the rain. So you're right about uplift & tectonic plate movements.
@ProphetLuong it's a theory in the same way that gravitational theory is a theory, in the same way that atomic theory is a theory, in the same way the quantum mechanics theory is a theory. A theory in science is more akin to a theoretical model which consists of many lines of independent evidence which are all consistent & congruent. I accept it by virtue of the volumes of evidence & decades of tests that have been conducted in its name.
@ProphetLuong 'the abundant amount of C14 blows a big hole'
Uh, huh. How? If you're really going to convince anyone but yourself, especially others reading, you might want to spare them the generalities & vacuous assertions & instead state the facts or at least state something supportive. Carbon dating blow a big hole, how again?
@agentorange20 Can you read or are suffering from memory lost? What have I been writing all this time about there being enough C14 found in bone, coal & diamond samples, uhhh? Have you been paying any attention or are you just plain stupid? (no offense)
@agentorange20 In other words, you're too lazy to read & educate yourself. Well, I wonder whose problem that would be, ours or yours?
Of course C14 is a huge problem that blows the "scientific" dating methods to pieces. First, if all of the artifacts which evolNUTionist "scientists" claim were millions or billions of years old have enough C14 in them to indicate a much more realistic age of only thousands of years, wouldn't that totally destroy your paper theory of evolNUTion?
@ProphetLuong 'you're too lazy to read & educate yoursel'
You don't know anything about me, I am none of those things. I don't appreciate your demeaning attitude.
'evolNUTionist "scientists" claim were millions or billions of years old have enough C14 in them to'
evolutionists deal w/ biology, geologists & geochemistry deal w/ dating rocks. Name something that has carbon in it which is supposedly billions of years old.
@agentorange20 Sir, that wasn't meant to be an ad hominem against you; I was merely saying it like it is because you refuse to educate yourself.
No object that supposedly is to be billions of years old would have any trace of C in it. So the question is raised, why do we have C14 in bone, coal & diamond samples if your so-called evolNUTionist "scientists" claimed that they are millions or billions of years old? Can you kindly answer my question?
@ProphetLuong The results of this "research" was released in a book available to the general public (those least qualified to critique it). Normally, scientific research of this magnitude would be released through peer-reviewed journals. Why do you suppose they are not attempting to release it via peer review? Their target audience is YEC's. The authors all sign a "statement of faith", with their "research" being rigged to give the results they wanted. Academic dishonesty-plain and simple.
@jknengr796 Stop with your nonsense! Have you seen how the RATE team conducted their work & research in an unbiased professional manner? And what is all this peer review crap talk? Fact is no one who treasures their professional carreer more than the Truth would dare have the balls or guts to come out & say that the RATE Team's findings are all true for fear of losing their jobs & future advancements.
@ProphetLuong Yes, I have seen how their work was done. Scientific work does NOT do this-Vardiman openly confesses that "The presence of supernatural 'process' during Creation is essential to our approach, however." Their work was not done in an objective manner, they signed agreements that ensured that their work didn't contradict a literal Genesis and they forced the results they wanted to get by dubious means.
You have been filled with their bullshit. That is what they count on.
@jknengr796 Wow, so you were there we they conducted their research & findings? And please elaborate in details what they did that was of "dubious means?"
And couldn't I say the same thing with you "unbiased" evolNUTionists who operation on a circular reasoning that certain items are supposed to be millions or billions of years old so therefore, if they get a reading that is off by millions of years, those readings are wrong? How scientific is that?
@jknengr796 Here we go again, more general blah blah blah without much specific examples. And you want us to believe you have any scholarly creditials?
If you think you can fool others with your cheap general baseless remarks, think again! Prophet Luong is here to prove you wrong all the time.
@Prophet4YAHWEH You have a propensity to ignore anything that conflicts with your preconceived brainwashing. Get an education. Education doesn't come from Creationist pamplets from AIG.
@jknengr796 Nice try at ignoring my quesitons about how you can label someone's work as being sloppy & unprofessional without detailing your false accusations but it won't work with me, buddy. The RATE Team's work is a masterpiece which you evolNUTionists can never prove wrong as much as you would like to.
Just because you hate the Truth doesn't mean you can compromise it.
@Prophet4YAHWEH It is a "masterpiece" if you are scientifically ignorant and have no clue about mathematics and physics.
If their work was legitimate, they would pose it for publication in a variety of journals that it would be appropriate for. Furthermore, if it was, it would be groundbreaking. However, their work is not legitimate and it has been debunked, picked over and shown to be filled with errors, data manipulation and invoking miracles. Get that through your head!!
@jknengr796 Here we go again, more baseless lies & accusations. The RATE Team's is not legitimate? How is it not legitimate? You love to give baseless claims without any detail evidences because that's the only thing you can ever do so I would like to ask you to back up & detail which "errors & data manipulation" are you talking about?
Get an education? I'm working on my 3rd college degree plus, I'm the owner of two sucessful businesses which are much better than you are.
@Prophet4YAHWEH Like I said, when they present it for any scientific peer reviewed publication in any scientific journal and it passes the "mustard", then it may be legitimate. They don't even attempt to do this. They only present this at fundy churches and to their ignorant followers. Figure it out. Their "book" has been reviewed by a number of experts in the physical sciences and the errors have been pointed out. Are to lazy to look it up? Like most creatards-you are.
@Prophet4YAHWEH Degrees in accounting, music, english, or new testament does not make you even remotely qualified to understand what they have done. They count on this. They count on your ignorance. Degrees in Mathematics, Physics, or even engineering would give you the critical thinking skills and background to reveal the con-game they are playing with you.
You having a "successful" business is besides the point. It just shows the scientifically illiterate can run a McDonalds.
@jknengr796 Hey Dumb-Dumb, I don't have any degree in any of those that you mentioned. As a matter of fact, I have a Bachelor in Civil Engineering which required me to take many science, physics, chemistry & engieering classes. Also, I'm working on my Pharmacy degree right now which means I'm talking even more science, biology, chemistry & physics classes so I do know what I'm talking about.
Also, your ad hominem not withstanding, what does this have to do with the RATE Team?
@Prophet4YAHWEH One certainly wouldn't know it from the lack of knowledge of science and engineering you expose here on the internet. By the way, how many other userid's do you use here? TROLL!
@jknengr796 You're quit welcome for the free education. The Nazis were die-hard militant masculine homosexuals who murdered anyone who opposed them, including effeminate sodomites.
Also, your laughter at my education sprinkled with comedy makes me smile :-)
@MeAmAPeople Ever read the Pink Swastika by Scott Lively and Kevin Abrams, my dear? And isn't sad how folks always love to ignore the facts that millions of "Bible fanatics" where murdered by the wonderful atheist Nazis?
@Prophet4YAHWEH never read the book, but i doubt it's lie that around 10,000 homosexuals were killed in the holocaust. I am aware that there were a lot of christians killed in the holocaust as well. just because christians were killed doesn't mean the people who killed them were gay.
@MeAmAPeople But many of the top Nazis were homosexuals. And yes, the Nazis did have a special group of victims called "Bible Fanatics" who were butchered like the Jews but you never will hear that in the mainstream media because the evil Vatican Whore of Revelation 17 has been doing a good job covering up their crimes against humanity like always.
@MeAmAPeople Hello, friend. Please Google "Nazi concentration camp badges" & select wikipedia (I hate using wiki as a source but in this case, they have the picture I want you to see). After going into wiki, please look at the very first diagram to the right with all the colored triangles. In the column with all the purple-colored objects, you see "Bibelforscher" which translates into "Bible fanatics" like myself. The Nazis were agents of the Vatican who murdered True Christians like me.
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'Geology & Physics 1, 2 & 3 classes are required for Civil Engineering while the rest are for Pharmacy School.'
I still think you're full of shit. For 1 you claim to study geology but don't comprehend how tectonic plate movement leads to the geology we see today. 2 you're studying for 2 entirely unrelated, different fields, civil engineering & pharmacy, & yet think the noachian flood actually occurred.
@agentorange20 First of all, dumbass, I'm a Christian, so I don't lie for fear of going to Hell. Second, I got my Bachelors in CE 15 yrs ago & now, I'm getting my 3rd degree. Ever heard of a thing called "change of careers?" And last, I don't give a rat's behind what idiots like you think of me.
You claim Civil engineering. You have taken Freshman Physics, one year of calculus and differential equations, 1 or 2 semesters of chemistry. The remainder of your courses fall into categories of either structures, water treatment, soil compaction, surveying. A more advanced degree in Physics would make you qualified to understand radioisotope decay and its analysis. Provided you don't evoke miracles to get the answer you want.
@jknengr796 Excuse your ignorance but I've also taken Microbiology, Organic Chemistry (2 classes) & self-taught myself how radioisotype decays works so catch yourself before you make a bigger fool of yourself.
Also, here's a theory of my own. Scientists say that the rate of decay of isotopes are always constant. But are they really? What if there are factors such as heat or radiation that make them decay faster to give us wrong dates? Ever thought of that?
@Prophet4YAHWEH The trouble with putting links is having to type the (dot) and (slash). The link I gave is a good article for laymen written by a Christian. There are many others.
There are no observed examples of radioisotope decay changing naturally. Your RATE guys say so to establish a young earth and evoke miracles to make it happen. If you've read their rubbish you'll know they make that claim!! That is NOT science and does not follow the scientific process. Evoking miracles!!!
@jknengr796 OK, please resend me that link via email. Thanks.
There are no observed examples of radioisotope decay changing naturally doesn't translate into it is not possible for it to happen. Maybe someone can do a PhD thesis or experiment on it. Just a thought. Also the RATE team didn't say so, I said so. Pay attention.
@Prophet4YAHWEH @'decay of isotopes are always constant. But are they really? What if there are factors such as heat or radiation that make them decay faster to give us wrong dates? Ever thought of that?'
So far as we can tell they're quite stable in their decay rates. What if there isn't factors? What if you're speculation void of evidence is wrong, even thought of that?
@agentorange20 Have you investigated any of your claims or you're just pulling whatever you have from your butthole? Look who's the one making up things as he goes along here! LOL!!!
@Prophet4YAHWEH since you're studying physics & biology, or so you claim, tell me how all those millions of species physically fit on such a barge, how they were fed by 8 people, for many 100's of days, & didn't eat each other in the process?
@agentorange20 I'll gladly answer your question with my own questions. How many sea-borne species are there that didn't need to be on the Ark? Also, you know how many species of animals such as ticks & worms there are that can easily fit within the palm of your hand? And last, have you considered that many of the animals on board were babies that would take less space than their adult counterparts?
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'How many sea-borne species are there that didn't need to be on the Ark?'
Those wouldn't matter, I suspect, but then again adding fresh water to their salty water environment doesn't help them live either. It generally kills them.
'easily fit within the palm of your hand'
That still begs the question how he got them ALL on the barge and fed and disposed their waste for nearly a year...
@agentorange20 Ohh wow, so how much feces would all the ticks & other animals that could easily fit in your hand produce during that time? And would Noah need to feed them, Einstein? Think fast!
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'As for the food, I see no reason why it cannot be stored on the Ark.'
Other organisms eat other organisms, so if they only brought 2 of every kind, then the food that the lion for instance would need would be a gazelle, & after eating the first 2 they'd would have eat something else. This goes for all the organisms as they all require energy to live.
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'Maybe Noah & his family fed them fishes? I see no reason why tigers or lions can't consume fishes.'
8 people would have to fish quite a lot to feed themselves, not to mention all the time needed for every carnivore to make that a possibility. Still, you can't logically or with evidence explain how they gave them all the water they would have needed either.
@agentorange20 I may not be able to explain it because I didn't live there when it happened. The same case can be made for how God YAHWEH fed & provided water to all the hundreds of thousands of Isralites in the desert after they fled from Egypt. But the fact of that matter is that He did.
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'how much feces would all the ticks & other animals that could easily fit in your hand produce during that time?'
'And would Noah need to feed them, Einstein? Think fast!'
Yes, especially larger animals, if they're just kept in a pen or even around food they would need their food & water supplies frequently restocked, otherwise they'd die. Being a bio buff I figured you'd know all organisms require energy to live.
@agentorange20 Have you considered that some of the stalls had small openings to easily flush out the feces? Also, if the animals are locked in them, why would they need so much energy? If they're not running around, there would be no need for eating so much food, right Mr. Bio Buff?
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'some of the stalls had small openings to easily flush out the feces?' & this is stated literally where in the bible? Besides, having a opening at the bottom of a barge is quite problematic in keeping it afloat since it would take in water.
@agentorange20 I'm not talking about a big opening in the middle (although I did see a video that explains how this would still be possible), I'm talking about openings on the sides.
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'I'm not talking about a big opening in the middle (although I did see a video that explains how this would still be possible), I'm talking about openings on the sides.'
I'm sure nice openings on the side of the hull of a barge wouldn't cause it to take in water, yeah right. I'll believe a single man constructed a single barge as soon as I believe he crafted waste holes which wouldn't take in water on rough oceanic seas in the midst of a global storm.
@agentorange20 Have you ever considered that those holes were located above the water level or do I have to do all the thinking here? Also, maybe they had covers which Noah & his family could shut close? Also, Noah wasn't alone in making the Ark. His whole family & perhaps some hired workers were also involved.
Did you consider water levels would be quite chaotic in a global flood? Even ships today take in water.
'maybe they'
Right, I'm sure they had time for that after all the tons of other this they had to do daily. Sure, maybe they did MORE stuff too. The more you add to that list the more you compound the unbelievability of it all.
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'Excuse your ignorance but I've also taken Microbiology, Organic Chemistry (2 classes) & self-taught myself how radioisotype decays works'
Then WTF are you bothering here for, why not go publish your own work demonstrating why all the rest of the worlds scientists are wrong? Oh, I think we both know why that is not the case. you're full of shit, & you're making it up as you go along, it's sort of a rant pastors try all the time.
@agentorange20 Shut your blahhing mouth up & start backing up whatever you said, moron. What have I ever made up along the way? I always back up whatever I see so calm it up!!!
@Prophet4YAHWEH I can tell that you are self-taught because in one of your later posts you talk about the abundance of C-14 in fossils. Clearly you forgot to learn the part about fossil mineralisation resulting in their being NO organic carbon in fossils. I don't think you have a degree in anything and certainly know very little about any of the subjects you claim to have studied. I think you are a liar.
@uknowispeaksense I'm a Christian, so I don't lie for fear of going to Hell, thank you very much.
And so we have another armchair scientist claiming to know it all. Sorry to burst your ignorance bubble but the RATE team did discovered ABUNDANT AMOUNTS of C14 in bone, coal & diamond samples in MANY SOURCES to prove that the Earth is only 6K yrs old. Your ignorance notwithstanding, these people are real scientists, geologists & researchers who performed actual experiments to give us actual data
Can you imagine noah trying to collect a cheetah, get on the damm boat!
espyd21c 1 day ago
I love how he talks like this is really possible, LOL.
You forgot the food for a year. And which one of Noah's pure noble family members had crabs, herpes, syphilis and Chlamydia since most human diseases including STDs can't survive outside the human body?
gregrutz 1 week ago
I believe this did happen BUT like most human stories passed down & retold over the years they get exaggerated, took Darwin years to count a small fraction. I believe this just recounts a historical event of an ancestor who took animals, floated somewhere and prospered. He may have found every species he knew of and tried to save them, or he may have stolen lots of livestock and made a run for it, either way this explains the origin of rainbows and circumcision according to Genesis of the bible.
ZaneArcher 1 month ago
1) The change in salinity and water pH would have killed nearly all aquatic life.
2) All the plants would be dead too.
3) Two animals are nowhere near enough for biodiversity.
4) The animals need wildly different environments (e.g. temperatures) and could not coexist in the same boat.
5) Animals cannot be stacked like tetris pieces, so you can't just use the average size like that.
6) If the "average animal" needs only 1 cubic meter of space, that is already 46% larger than your ark.
dcarrera01 1 month ago
you R batShit crazy!!!! what about bigfoot, dino's, ghosts and ancient alliens were they on the boat as well? defending this type of retatardation only drives thinkers away!!!
FUwogs 1 month ago
Hi friends! Here is a thought-provoking series about the flood, creation and evolution. It is from a Christian perspective, but it is full of science. Do have a look, agree or not. :) amazingdiscoveries.tv/c/10/The_Genesis_Conflict/
smileybowen 2 months ago
-The animals were on the boat for over one hundred days, and needed food (more room for storage), a place to shit, and room for personal space. With too crowded of conditions, a massive uproar of angry creatures would ensue.
-Two of every species is not nearly enough for genetic diversity
-No evidence of a worldwide mass-extinction that happened 5000 years ago
-Animals can't just be piled on top of each other like it was implied in the video; they need their own quarters.
Want more?
NuMetalBeDamned 2 months ago
Cool
363Magi 2 months ago
Derp =/
BCT071 3 months ago
Creatards are good for a laugh, but not much else.
This video is full of fail.
ndrthrdr1 3 months ago
Does the Bible myth say, Noah took baby animals on the ark?
HilleInc 3 months ago
Thanks for the math! Too bad Noah was suffocated to death by the animal waste on board; otherwise, I could have brought this video to court and sue Noah for animal abuse. He died so young. I really missed him... especially his money.
nicelogin2 3 months ago
no, larger animals CANNOT be brought in as babies......they are fairly social animals....who need parental care to survive correctly......not squeezed in a tight .275 cubic foot space!
AceofDlamonds 5 months ago
I can't believe Noah had the knowledge and skills to build a boat of that size, quality and ability to take a hit from a wave of that size and force without flooding, capsizing and crumbling in on its self.
Boats like that are pretty damn complicated and hard, almost impossible one would think for few people. Impressive.
chessonmyshirt 5 months ago
@chessonmyshirt The Bible says God told him exactly how to do it
& our military has used its deminsions to build Ships that ride the ocean extra good because of it's Deminsions
(I didnt post this Video BTW)
ncwdane 5 months ago
@ncwdane
Good man, I don't think I will get in a religion flame war with you, as much as I disagree to your statement I will defend to the death your right to say it.
chessonmyshirt 5 months ago
@chessonmyshirt Fair enough :-)
ncwdane 5 months ago
Actually it's more likely that the DNA from all animals, et al, was taken aboard
Read 'Genesis Revisited' by Z. Sitchen
Searching4Truth1 5 months ago
This is joke right?
MultiTrollHunter 5 months ago
hahahahahaha is he really arguing this as fact? Im sorry have you actually gone out there and searched for 2 of every insect? And how would you hold them?
scienceatheism 6 months ago
hahahaha facts? fuckinglul!
you forgot the mention this 'facts':
Every single human just forgot how to build a boat.
Noah discovered America, Australia, Antarctica.. by Teleportation!
All the salt water animals became fresh water animals.
And there was no such thing as light refraction on water (rainbow) before the "Great Flood".
Oh and btw, "The great flood" is a cheap copy Mesopotamian mythology with different characters.
ZZzzzzzWhat 6 months ago 7
@ZZzzzzzWhat
+respect
I'm just curious to know if you follow any religion?
chessonmyshirt 5 months ago
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@chessonmyshirt
"+respect" why should i respect someone how being dishonest?
"I'm just curious to know if you follow any religion?" did ever crossed your mind that someone can not have a religion at all?
ZZzzzzzWhat 5 months ago 2
@ZZzzzzzWhat how did you know that Mesopotamian mythology was not copied from the biblical account?... but on second thought those people from the early times also descended from Noah and thus they have the knowledge of the flood..good for them to keep a record for you to read
peyupsgurl 1 week ago
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@peyupsgurl "how did you know that Mesopotamian mythology was not copied from the biblical account?" LOL, The same way i know that cave men didn't copy Van Gogh on their cave painting.
"those people from the early times also descended from Noah" nop, Gilgamesh’s reign was about 2700 BC(4712 years ago), that mean it was before "Noah's Great Flood"(4500y.a.), furthermore, Gilgamesh's flood happened differently and with different characters, meaning no Noah, no descendants.
lol, nice try though.
ZZzzzzzWhat 1 week ago
lol, ppl need to beleieve in something right? haha. although the only no one can do that today being there are 1 million species of animals. great story though.
sirrtee 6 months ago
also, this is obviously a creation of man's mind...if there is a creator of hte universe, i am sure it wouldn't need such an archaic plan in order to accomplish the objective.
Rorix9 6 months ago
oh right, just 1 thing....
yes, there are under 2mil known species.
but there are approx. 40mil-100mil species.
40mil is absolute minimum.
also, the food and water would take 4x the space that all the animals needed.
now count again, and do it better
OmfgItsHenu 6 months ago 9
@OmfgItsHenu I can think of a dozn ways God &/or Noah may have solved the water problem
& my dozen ways might not even been how God did it
are you so lacking intelegents you cant figure out just one way,
since thats the case, a word of advice, DO NOT TRUST YOUR OWN OPINION
might wanna ask God himself if this is true & if he exost, Just saying, because I truly do care :-)
ncwdane 6 months ago
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@ncwdane " I can think of a dozn ways God &/or Noah may have solved the water problem"
magic x 12?
" a word of advice, DO NOT TRUST YOUR OWN OPINION"
damn you logic and math!
"might wanna ask God himself"
ok i did. but he didnt answer :(
OmfgItsHenu 6 months ago 2
@ncwdane 'I can think of a dozn ways God &/or Noah may have solved the water problem'
Nice, list them then.
'are you so lacking intelegents you cant figure out just one way'
Oh, the irony of not being able to spell intelligence right. uh, just b/c one can play 'fantasy time' & imagine how something happened doesn't mean it actually did. To support the conclusion & the premises involved requires evidence, not conjecture.
agentorange20 6 months ago
@agentorange20 They were surrounded by water
maybe Noah was smarter than you & made a water purifier,
perhaps God seperted the flood waters to some degree as it says their are rivers within the oceans
& we know that to be true today, so MAYBE god had some fresh water areas , ur so dumb
ncwdane 6 months ago
@ncwdane Don't waste your time with idiots like agentorange. I've answered most of his questions but he keeps on coming back with dumb ass questions that make no sense.
Prophet4YAHWEH 6 months ago
@ncwdane 'a water purifier'
Regrettably for you, purification is not the same as desalination (removal of salt). Which is what they'd have to do to feed all the animals fresh water. never mind not having the technology or knowledge for such processing, where would put all of them on an already full ark?
Colder, saltier water (more dense) plummets to the bottom of the ocean whereas warmer, fresher water rises. They're not fresh water rivers.
agentorange20 6 months ago
@OmfgItsHenu the only problem is just how can u gather all this animal in the same place with out any fighting with each other
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saidrahali2 5 months ago
@OmfgItsHenu
+respect
chessonmyshirt 5 months ago
@OmfgItsHenu
According to one rough estimate based on a lowly figure of 3,858,920 total animals, there would be approximately .275 cubic feet of space per individual! There would also need to be an unimaginable number of parasites (cause we can assume they survived), jeopardizing the survival of the animals as there are only two of each. Also, the author just ignored the biomass of all those insects.......they would probably suffocate the larger animals......
AceofDlamonds 5 months ago
@AceofDlamonds and dont forget that noah would have had to take few hundred tons of fresh water, just for the fish ;)
geez, is there anything in this story that actually makes sense? -.-
OmfgItsHenu 5 months ago
@OmfgItsHenu
yup...haha....and the poor sea animals would die of dilution....
I just heard it's very likely (bout 90%), that the Noah tale is a spinoff or retelling of the Babylonian Myth, Epic of Gilgamesh. Every significant point is in order of the earlier myth.
AceofDlamonds 5 months ago
Eliminate all the water animals? Umm . . . You mean except for the whales (Whale shark excluded of course), dolphins, and such? Hell, the blue whale alone is 98 feet long usually, and not only that but is the heaviest animal. You mean to tell me that a wooden boat before the dark ages was suitable to carry a couple 180 metric ton giants? And that's just one pair of whales.
crazyinsane500 6 months ago
Why is this categorized as "Education" when it clearly belongs in the "Comedy" section? Not that it's really funny, but plenty of Americans might actually take this kind of religious insanity seriously, so you can't be too careful with such parodies...
Prophiscient 6 months ago
This might be the absolute dumbest piece of christian propaganda ever. Even mentioning this story as real reveals how absolutely deluded and crazy the christian belief system is. "Thank god" for the evolution of mankind that is happening right now as we see this nonsense fading away day by day.
hapexamendar 7 months ago
This video really made me chuckle. Trying to use logic and mathematics to explain how someone could fit this many animals on a boat. If Noah or his god could have snapped his fingers and guided all the animals from every place they were, over to and onto this boat, then he could have snapped his fingers and created a magical room of endless space, which would explain what the faulty math in this video can't. Now that Noah's Ark is completely solved, let's work on Jonah living inside a whale.
OptimalDelusion1 7 months ago
If the ark story is true then why don’t we see a historic record for a worldwide flood at the same time? And how did god get animals from Australia, New Zealand and other far off continents to the ark and back to their home lands again? We find no evidence for kangaroos in the middle-east. Your faith is a joke man. Can’t you argue from the truth?
itsasin1969 7 months ago
The Ark was NOT a ship. The Hebrew word Ark means Box or Chest, not ship. Think about the Ark of the Covenant. It's a box, not a boat. Highly deceptive.
Quintapus 7 months ago
lol, this made me laugh
baihbalm 8 months ago 3
Dear God, do you people really need this kind of delusion to believe in stuff like this. Will the next one be about man walking with dinosaurs, or maybe one about how the earth is flat.
lukewind30 8 months ago
sorry it wasnt 2 of every kind,,,,try 7 of every clean animal and 2 of every unclean animal.
if your going to spout crap at least get it right,
the video says "stop trying to confuse me with all of those FACTS.
what facts? i didnt hear 1 single FACT in the entire video,,i heard you speculate.
i think you were one of those sheep that got left behind
ace1sod 8 months ago 2
Bible never said 2 of every kind
Glad to see another creationist video promoting a creationist story they never read
MannyKunV 8 months ago
@1:00 'eliminate all the water animals''
Which fish lived, the saltwater fish in rain water or the fresh water fish washed into the ocean. Or did all the ocean animals and corals die in the muddy water?
gregrutz 8 months ago 2
this vid is so full of arguments from ignorance, i don't know where to start! tinyurlDOTcom/knowbuybull <---for first one.
2nd: 99.9% of ALL life (plants included) are now extinct
3rd: the bit about "ideal proportions" is COMPLETE B.S., a ship that size wouldn't survive a storm
4th: what about the ventilation system? what about noah and family cleaning all the shit in the dark? what about diseases?
NOTHING about the ark adds up, not to mention there's ZERO evidence for a worldwide flood!
LeonardSecond 9 months ago 2
(cont) How many elephants, hippos, giraffes, dinosaurs, etc would still be babies A YEAR later? where did noah hold all the food and clean water? Also, all the fish would have also had to have been on the boat. Most fresh water fish would not survive in brackish water, most marine life would have died.
"scientifically plausible"? Nothing about this video is plausible.
LeonardSecond 9 months ago 2
Please ,you know your reaching far beyond the branch with this bull shit ,talk about all the shit wow that alone would have kept them all full of it ,and the eggs did they gather themselves and the kangaroo how did they end up in Australia ?
God has always needed men to do his work,especially all the killing lol
FrankaDith 9 months ago
those million bugs (2,000,000 bugs for the 2 of every kind, or in a contradiction in the bible 2 clean and 5 unclean ones make it over 7,000,000 bugs) would take up quite a bit of room, they can't be discounted just because 1 is small. also a wooden boat even without that weight on it would get obliterated by the rough seas. a metal boat of the same size bends 5 feet that stress would rip the ark apart.
ZuKahta 11 months ago
Thank you for all your hard work and analysis on this. I am wondering though, was your figure for the total amount of water on the SURFACE of the earth only? Did it include water that is underground? Thanks.
truthbknwn 11 months ago
Has this film honestly changed the mind of anybody who watched it?
cd75 1 year ago
Very poorly worked out. Nobody has ever satisfactorily worked out how much space was required to accommodate all the animals claimed to be on the Ark, never mind the logistics of feeding them, watering them, and, er, dealing with all the muck!
JimTLonW6 1 year ago
1,736,000 total. FAAAIL. That is the number of KNOWN species, by most estimates the numbers all species, including undiscovered species, is closer to 8 million. Now, after you factor in all the room for them, keep in min they each needed food, water, & each were making waste, they only the 8 on the boat would have to dispose of 7 they would have to have done w/ for many months (nearly a year).
agentorange20 1 year ago
And brought to you from the people that did the math for the reccession.
Bristow42 1 year ago
watch?v=D5o7VEvfAVM
47 reasons Noah's Ark fails.
Cry all you want, ironman197268, I know you cant deal with it.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
Cry all you want, kids, but both of you have failed to address my points, much less the 47 points I outline as impossibilities for your fairy tale in my video
watch?v=D5o7VEvfAVM
The only way you can justify it is with magic. The facts sink your arguments because you are supposed to have FAITH, not facts, to validate your religion. You can prove that by turning to your bible:
John 20:29.
You understand nothing of the religion you claim to be a member.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
You are not educated enough to decipher the science to know if evolution is or is not true. Or to know what the numbers and stats mean-You do not have enough wisdom to know if God is real or not-You are very pathetic and I will pray for you to at least gain average intelligence. PEACE -
shotsxxx 1 year ago
@shotsxxx "You do not make us think you are intelligent"
.....oh wow. Excellent job demonstrating your mastery of the English language.
Does it get you off to ignore what people say and focus on being a grammar/spelling Nazi? Does the spelling of arn't vs aren't influence the points made? No, no it doesn't.
Silly, silly child. Thanks for demonstrating how much of a fool you really are. You may return to worshiping magic, handling snakes, and metaphorical cannibalism of your god.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
@ThatOneQuestion Personally I couldn't care less if a person can't spell worth a crap because they are uneducated. But when a person arrogantly boasts they are so much smarter than I & they need to explain what everything in the world means-I get a little offended. I have proved to you how I know you are not educated or intelligent enough to give anyone advice on anything.You only repeat what other atheists have said.You are too stupid to know the things you talk about. You aren't smart at all-
shotsxxx 1 year ago
@shotsxxx Seeing as I've already pointed out your multitude of fallacious arguments and at least three separate occasions where you violate the commandment of your god not to lie, your words about "being smart" mean nothing.
You have done nothing but avoid my points. That shows me how frightened you are. Keep it up kid, your failure shows the world how insecure you are.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
@ThatOneQuestion As I have already pointed out (many times) You are not intelligent enough to point out anything for anyone.My words may not mean a thing but your words prove you are completely uneducated.I'm guessing you can't read.I have proved you are uneducated and could not in any way understand science.The only education you ever got was youtube videos.I don't care for idiots telling me what they think.Like you are important enough to care what you think. EPIC LOSER !!!!!!
shotsxxx 1 year ago
@ThatOneQuestion Instead of bothering intelligent people online, why don't you read a book? Oh yeah, never mind-..... I have been filing the comments we have been posting and plan to make a really nice video for the world of youtube to laugh at you. I will PM you copies of the filed comments the youtube community posts in regards to your level of intelligence- I have clips of some of your videos as well, I may show. This is going to be great. Thanks !!!!!!!
shotsxxx 1 year ago
@shotsxxx Intelligent people? One guy believes rocks float on water, and the other is an angry child who resorts to calling people the anti-christ, homosexual, and terrorists if they dare to laugh at your blind faith in a Cosmic Jewish Zombie?
Its funny how you guys ALWAYS parrot me back when I tell you I'll be adding clips and screen shots in MY videos. ALWAYS! It never fails.
Try to be original, kiddo. Oh, and try not lying for a change, it makes you look very insecure.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
Now, ironman197268, before we get to your question about fossils on Everest and your blatant misunderstanding of evolution, I need to ask you a question:
Do you know how mountains form? If so, prove it by outlining the process.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
@ThatOneQuestion To make your theory even sillier, look at the topography of India and Asia, India would have to be moving UPHILL to crash into Asia, and would have to do so over millions of years... What energy source was powering the movement of these continents?
ironman197268 1 year ago
@ironman197268 Continents dont move, dumbass.
You dont have a clue, kid.
Look up TECTONIC PLATES. HA!!!
My god, kid, thanks for getting all of us here to laugh for as long as we did. Thanks! You should work on your education though.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
@ThatOneQuestion It's funny how you are laughing at your theory that I typed out for you.
ironman197268 1 year ago
@ironman197268 You didn't describe "my theory" at all, kid. You said rocks float on water, that continents are floating on oceans.
You dont have a clue.
Its no wonder you believe in magic: you dont know any better.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
@ThatOneQuestion Yah, you wish, I said YOU believe rocks float on water, I know all the continents are connected under the water, nice try!!@!
ironman197268 1 year ago
@ironman197268 Keep trying to hide the fact that you actually think continents float on the oceans, kid, "like leaves on a pond". Those are your words, boy.
Nothing you say has any merit. Stop trying.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
@ThatOneQuestion I didn't say that, I said they DON'T float around like leaves on a pond.
ironman197268 1 year ago
@ironman197268 Oh gee, let me guess, you were trying to be sarcastic and saying that non-Christians believe continents float around on oceans?
HAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! NO ONE has ever said that, in modern times, except for you Christians.
This is why I blocked you: you are a habitual liar.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
Like all habitual liars, ironman197268, I'll give you this advice: Shut your face, its for your own good, kiddo.
You are also raping your Jesus Christ every time you lie like that. Stop it. Stop abusing your religion. Stop using it as a platform to pretend you are better than everyone else because, obviously, all you can do is lie.
Just in case you didn't get the message: Shut your face.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
@ThatOneQuestion If you block people for being "habitual liars" you should also block yourself- Do you also block people because they are uneducated, have no understanding, are stupid, and just plain incompetent?
shotsxxx 1 year ago
@shotsxxx Nice come-back, little one. Yeah, I'll get right on blocking myself from myself.... HAHAHHA!! Fucking moron.
No, actually-I'm interested to see how many of you uneducated idiots are actually willing to learn. Didn't you know? Everyone is ignorant, and the only cure for that is to ask questions and learn.
If you are too bigoted to accept what can be demonstrated, than that is your problem.
Are you willing to learn, little one, or are you going to be like the others?
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
See, shotsxxx, it really is your choice.
Either you are willing to learn or not. If you arn't willing to learn, why the hell keep speaking?
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
Which brings me to another point: how many religions did you address before choosing the one you are in now?
Did you even have the chance to examine other religions, or were you conscripted into the faith by your parents before you knew how to think?
Answer honestly, and only you know the real answer. So if you lie, you will be lying to yourself.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
@ThatOneQuestion I wasn't quoting anybody, I was being sarcastic when I said "your way" I know you and the others don't believe continents float around like leaves You're taking a while to reply...Ahh, I bet you're typing out an explanation for those giant clams and oysters near the top of Mt. Everest.
ironman197268 1 year ago
@ThatOneQuestion You asked me if I am willing to learn. I am telling you I am. Please explain to me how those clams and oysters got on top of Everest? You are so much smarter than me and I would like to know the answer so I wont be as ignorant. You telling me that someone else already gave the answer to someone else, does not give me an answer.You asked if I wanted to learn I said yes.Now teach me- PLEASE ANSWER MY QUESTION TEACHER.
shotsxxx 1 year ago
@shotsxxx .... read my motherfucking comment, dipshit.
User "oldblubblub" explained that 2 days ago already. Go to the fucking comment history and find it.
What, do god damned stupid to figure that out? If you cant do that much, you just lied about wanting to learn.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
@ThatOneQuestion And you must have lied about teaching. I thought YOU were the teacher? Hahahahaha EPIC LOSER and too stupid to shut up.
shotsxxx 1 year ago
@ThatOneQuestion Your sentence structure is awful. Again, more evidence you did not even finish high school- You are not educated enough to know anything about real science- The only schooling you have ever had is youtube by people who are anti-Christs and are using science as an excuse for their beliefs- YOU ARE VERY FOOLISH AND TOO UNINTELLIGENT TO SEE IT.
shotsxxx 1 year ago
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@ThatOneQuestion Here's your explaination. Mt. Everest was once a seabed millions of years ago. That's when the clams died. The reason why they died in the closed position is because they buried THEMSELVES alive so they can't open. According to geological evidence, as the continental plates were moving(and they still are), India collided with the rest of Asia and the collision of the 2 formed the Himylayas. MYTH BUSTED!!!
ironman197268 1 year ago
@ironman197268 This is "oldblubblubs" explanation. Lets explore this, does a clam know it's about to die and decides to bury itself, "hundreds of them" nice and neatly all grouped together? How did they get dug up? How did they not erode away in the 50 million year long rising of Mt. Everest?
ironman197268 1 year ago
@ironman197268 I told you, I'm going to bother answering your strawmen because you have no understanding of how the real world works.
You blatantly lied about "my view", and you fucked up everything else. You have no credibility and no desire to learn.
Your questions where answered by others, and now you are just making up more ridiculous bullshit the other guy didn't even imply.
Sorry, kiddo, go waste someone else's time. If you cant be bothered to learn, I'm just going to laugh at you.
ThatOneQuestion 1 year ago
@ironman197268 That's right. We find evidence of sea creatures in most if not all mountain tops around the world. How is that possible? THE GREAT FLOOD!!!
God YAHWEH's word is true!
ProphetLuong 1 year ago
@ProphetLuong 'evidence of sea creatures in most if not all mountain tops around the world.'
Uplift & tectonic plate movements.
agentorange20 1 year ago
@agentorange20 Some people theorize that God caused the water from the Earth to come out & flooded the Earth along with the rain. So you're right about uplift & tectonic plate movements.
ProphetLuong 1 year ago
@ProphetLuong 'Some people theorize'
I'd rather have evidence, not some 'magic sky daddy done it' excuse.
agentorange20 1 year ago
@agentorange20 EvolNUTion is another theory so why do you accept that?
ProphetLuong 1 year ago
@ProphetLuong it's a theory in the same way that gravitational theory is a theory, in the same way that atomic theory is a theory, in the same way the quantum mechanics theory is a theory. A theory in science is more akin to a theoretical model which consists of many lines of independent evidence which are all consistent & congruent. I accept it by virtue of the volumes of evidence & decades of tests that have been conducted in its name.
agentorange20 1 year ago
@agentorange20 Unfortunately for you, sir, the abundant amount of C14 blows a big hole in your evolNUTion paper theory & sinks it.
ProphetLuong 1 year ago
@ProphetLuong 'the abundant amount of C14 blows a big hole'
Uh, huh. How? If you're really going to convince anyone but yourself, especially others reading, you might want to spare them the generalities & vacuous assertions & instead state the facts or at least state something supportive. Carbon dating blow a big hole, how again?
agentorange20 1 year ago
@agentorange20 Can you read or are suffering from memory lost? What have I been writing all this time about there being enough C14 found in bone, coal & diamond samples, uhhh? Have you been paying any attention or are you just plain stupid? (no offense)
ProphetLuong 1 year ago
@ProphetLuong 'Can you read or are suffering from memory lost? '
I don't read the comments not directed to me =)
'enough C14 found in bone, coal & diamond samples'
& this is a problem why? C14 isn't used to date the age of the earth, so your point is?
agentorange20 1 year ago
@agentorange20 In other words, you're too lazy to read & educate yourself. Well, I wonder whose problem that would be, ours or yours?
Of course C14 is a huge problem that blows the "scientific" dating methods to pieces. First, if all of the artifacts which evolNUTionist "scientists" claim were millions or billions of years old have enough C14 in them to indicate a much more realistic age of only thousands of years, wouldn't that totally destroy your paper theory of evolNUTion?
ProphetLuong 1 year ago
@ProphetLuong 'you're too lazy to read & educate yoursel'
You don't know anything about me, I am none of those things. I don't appreciate your demeaning attitude.
'evolNUTionist "scientists" claim were millions or billions of years old have enough C14 in them to'
evolutionists deal w/ biology, geologists & geochemistry deal w/ dating rocks. Name something that has carbon in it which is supposedly billions of years old.
agentorange20 1 year ago
@agentorange20 Sir, that wasn't meant to be an ad hominem against you; I was merely saying it like it is because you refuse to educate yourself.
No object that supposedly is to be billions of years old would have any trace of C in it. So the question is raised, why do we have C14 in bone, coal & diamond samples if your so-called evolNUTionist "scientists" claimed that they are millions or billions of years old? Can you kindly answer my question?
ProphetLuong 1 year ago
@ProphetLuong 'why do we have C14 in bone, coal & diamond samples'
Can you cite a few?
agentorange20 1 year ago
@agentorange20 Go to the RATE Team's investigation to see all about how this finding came about.
ProphetLuong 1 year ago
@ProphetLuong The results of this "research" was released in a book available to the general public (those least qualified to critique it). Normally, scientific research of this magnitude would be released through peer-reviewed journals. Why do you suppose they are not attempting to release it via peer review? Their target audience is YEC's. The authors all sign a "statement of faith", with their "research" being rigged to give the results they wanted. Academic dishonesty-plain and simple.
jknengr796 1 year ago
@jknengr796 Stop with your nonsense! Have you seen how the RATE team conducted their work & research in an unbiased professional manner? And what is all this peer review crap talk? Fact is no one who treasures their professional carreer more than the Truth would dare have the balls or guts to come out & say that the RATE Team's findings are all true for fear of losing their jobs & future advancements.
Typical PC scare tactics!!! Pure & simple.
ProphetLuong 1 year ago
@ProphetLuong Yes, I have seen how their work was done. Scientific work does NOT do this-Vardiman openly confesses that "The presence of supernatural 'process' during Creation is essential to our approach, however." Their work was not done in an objective manner, they signed agreements that ensured that their work didn't contradict a literal Genesis and they forced the results they wanted to get by dubious means.
You have been filled with their bullshit. That is what they count on.
jknengr796 1 year ago
@jknengr796 Wow, so you were there we they conducted their research & findings? And please elaborate in details what they did that was of "dubious means?"
And couldn't I say the same thing with you "unbiased" evolNUTionists who operation on a circular reasoning that certain items are supposed to be millions or billions of years old so therefore, if they get a reading that is off by millions of years, those readings are wrong? How scientific is that?
ProphetLuong 1 year ago
@ProphetLuong I looked at the results of their "findings" and the process in which it was conducted. Epic fail.
jknengr796 1 year ago
@jknengr796 Here we go again, more general blah blah blah without much specific examples. And you want us to believe you have any scholarly creditials?
If you think you can fool others with your cheap general baseless remarks, think again! Prophet Luong is here to prove you wrong all the time.
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH You have a propensity to ignore anything that conflicts with your preconceived brainwashing. Get an education. Education doesn't come from Creationist pamplets from AIG.
You are a waste of time.
jknengr796 1 year ago
@jknengr796 Nice try at ignoring my quesitons about how you can label someone's work as being sloppy & unprofessional without detailing your false accusations but it won't work with me, buddy. The RATE Team's work is a masterpiece which you evolNUTionists can never prove wrong as much as you would like to.
Just because you hate the Truth doesn't mean you can compromise it.
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH It is a "masterpiece" if you are scientifically ignorant and have no clue about mathematics and physics.
If their work was legitimate, they would pose it for publication in a variety of journals that it would be appropriate for. Furthermore, if it was, it would be groundbreaking. However, their work is not legitimate and it has been debunked, picked over and shown to be filled with errors, data manipulation and invoking miracles. Get that through your head!!
jknengr796 1 year ago
@jknengr796 Here we go again, more baseless lies & accusations. The RATE Team's is not legitimate? How is it not legitimate? You love to give baseless claims without any detail evidences because that's the only thing you can ever do so I would like to ask you to back up & detail which "errors & data manipulation" are you talking about?
Get an education? I'm working on my 3rd college degree plus, I'm the owner of two sucessful businesses which are much better than you are.
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH Like I said, when they present it for any scientific peer reviewed publication in any scientific journal and it passes the "mustard", then it may be legitimate. They don't even attempt to do this. They only present this at fundy churches and to their ignorant followers. Figure it out. Their "book" has been reviewed by a number of experts in the physical sciences and the errors have been pointed out. Are to lazy to look it up? Like most creatards-you are.
jknengr796 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH Degrees in accounting, music, english, or new testament does not make you even remotely qualified to understand what they have done. They count on this. They count on your ignorance. Degrees in Mathematics, Physics, or even engineering would give you the critical thinking skills and background to reveal the con-game they are playing with you.
You having a "successful" business is besides the point. It just shows the scientifically illiterate can run a McDonalds.
jknengr796 1 year ago
@jknengr796 Hey Dumb-Dumb, I don't have any degree in any of those that you mentioned. As a matter of fact, I have a Bachelor in Civil Engineering which required me to take many science, physics, chemistry & engieering classes. Also, I'm working on my Pharmacy degree right now which means I'm talking even more science, biology, chemistry & physics classes so I do know what I'm talking about.
Also, your ad hominem not withstanding, what does this have to do with the RATE Team?
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH One certainly wouldn't know it from the lack of knowledge of science and engineering you expose here on the internet. By the way, how many other userid's do you use here? TROLL!
jknengr796 1 year ago
@jknengr796 FYI, some militant homosexual Nazi scum tried to delete my old account so I have to use this new account. Not my fault, friend.
More baseless general statements this time against me? LOL!!! Look who's the real troll now, YOU!
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH "militant homosexual Nazi scum". Good one!! You keep many here entertained. And it isn't costing us a thing!!! lmao
jknengr796 1 year ago
@jknengr796 You're quit welcome for the free education. The Nazis were die-hard militant masculine homosexuals who murdered anyone who opposed them, including effeminate sodomites.
Also, your laughter at my education sprinkled with comedy makes me smile :-)
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH
ummm. Nazis killed homosexuals. ( pink triangle)
MeAmAPeople 1 year ago
@MeAmAPeople Ever read the Pink Swastika by Scott Lively and Kevin Abrams, my dear? And isn't sad how folks always love to ignore the facts that millions of "Bible fanatics" where murdered by the wonderful atheist Nazis?
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH never read the book, but i doubt it's lie that around 10,000 homosexuals were killed in the holocaust. I am aware that there were a lot of christians killed in the holocaust as well. just because christians were killed doesn't mean the people who killed them were gay.
MeAmAPeople 1 year ago
@MeAmAPeople But many of the top Nazis were homosexuals. And yes, the Nazis did have a special group of victims called "Bible Fanatics" who were butchered like the Jews but you never will hear that in the mainstream media because the evil Vatican Whore of Revelation 17 has been doing a good job covering up their crimes against humanity like always.
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH didn't know that, guess it doesnt't matter. I knew that many "bible fanatics" were killed.
MeAmAPeople 1 year ago
@MeAmAPeople Hello, friend. Please Google "Nazi concentration camp badges" & select wikipedia (I hate using wiki as a source but in this case, they have the picture I want you to see). After going into wiki, please look at the very first diagram to the right with all the colored triangles. In the column with all the purple-colored objects, you see "Bibelforscher" which translates into "Bible fanatics" like myself. The Nazis were agents of the Vatican who murdered True Christians like me.
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'Geology & Physics 1, 2 & 3 classes are required for Civil Engineering while the rest are for Pharmacy School.'
I still think you're full of shit. For 1 you claim to study geology but don't comprehend how tectonic plate movement leads to the geology we see today. 2 you're studying for 2 entirely unrelated, different fields, civil engineering & pharmacy, & yet think the noachian flood actually occurred.
agentorange20 10 months ago
@agentorange20 First of all, dumbass, I'm a Christian, so I don't lie for fear of going to Hell. Second, I got my Bachelors in CE 15 yrs ago & now, I'm getting my 3rd degree. Ever heard of a thing called "change of careers?" And last, I don't give a rat's behind what idiots like you think of me.
As for Tectonic Plate Movements, what about them?
Prophet4YAHWEH 10 months ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'Tectonic Plate Movements, what about them?'
They explain the mountains & why we find fossilized creatures near their peaks.
agentorange20 10 months ago
@agentorange20 Those fossilized sea creatures were put there because of the Great Flood.
Prophet4YAHWEH 10 months ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'militant homosexual Nazi scum tried to delete my old account'
wow, that is quite some race bait material. Are you sure you didn't just get your ass handed to you and decided to close your account?
agentorange20 1 year ago
You claim Civil engineering. You have taken Freshman Physics, one year of calculus and differential equations, 1 or 2 semesters of chemistry. The remainder of your courses fall into categories of either structures, water treatment, soil compaction, surveying. A more advanced degree in Physics would make you qualified to understand radioisotope decay and its analysis. Provided you don't evoke miracles to get the answer you want.
Yes, and John Pendleton is a "chemist".
jknengr796 1 year ago
@jknengr796 Excuse your ignorance but I've also taken Microbiology, Organic Chemistry (2 classes) & self-taught myself how radioisotype decays works so catch yourself before you make a bigger fool of yourself.
Also, here's a theory of my own. Scientists say that the rate of decay of isotopes are always constant. But are they really? What if there are factors such as heat or radiation that make them decay faster to give us wrong dates? Ever thought of that?
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH The trouble with putting links is having to type the (dot) and (slash). The link I gave is a good article for laymen written by a Christian. There are many others.
There are no observed examples of radioisotope decay changing naturally. Your RATE guys say so to establish a young earth and evoke miracles to make it happen. If you've read their rubbish you'll know they make that claim!! That is NOT science and does not follow the scientific process. Evoking miracles!!!
jknengr796 1 year ago
@jknengr796 OK, please resend me that link via email. Thanks.
There are no observed examples of radioisotope decay changing naturally doesn't translate into it is not possible for it to happen. Maybe someone can do a PhD thesis or experiment on it. Just a thought. Also the RATE team didn't say so, I said so. Pay attention.
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
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@Prophet4YAHWEH @'decay of isotopes are always constant. But are they really? What if there are factors such as heat or radiation that make them decay faster to give us wrong dates? Ever thought of that?'
So far as we can tell they're quite stable in their decay rates. What if there isn't factors? What if you're speculation void of evidence is wrong, even thought of that?
agentorange20 1 year ago
@agentorange20 Have you investigated any of your claims or you're just pulling whatever you have from your butthole? Look who's the one making up things as he goes along here! LOL!!!
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH since you're studying physics & biology, or so you claim, tell me how all those millions of species physically fit on such a barge, how they were fed by 8 people, for many 100's of days, & didn't eat each other in the process?
agentorange20 10 months ago
@agentorange20 I'll gladly answer your question with my own questions. How many sea-borne species are there that didn't need to be on the Ark? Also, you know how many species of animals such as ticks & worms there are that can easily fit within the palm of your hand? And last, have you considered that many of the animals on board were babies that would take less space than their adult counterparts?
Don't think too hard now.
Prophet4YAHWEH 10 months ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'How many sea-borne species are there that didn't need to be on the Ark?'
Those wouldn't matter, I suspect, but then again adding fresh water to their salty water environment doesn't help them live either. It generally kills them.
'easily fit within the palm of your hand'
That still begs the question how he got them ALL on the barge and fed and disposed their waste for nearly a year...
agentorange20 10 months ago
@agentorange20 Ohh wow, so how much feces would all the ticks & other animals that could easily fit in your hand produce during that time? And would Noah need to feed them, Einstein? Think fast!
Prophet4YAHWEH 10 months ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'As for the food, I see no reason why it cannot be stored on the Ark.'
Other organisms eat other organisms, so if they only brought 2 of every kind, then the food that the lion for instance would need would be a gazelle, & after eating the first 2 they'd would have eat something else. This goes for all the organisms as they all require energy to live.
agentorange20 10 months ago
@agentorange20 Good insight. Maybe Noah & his family fed them fishes? I see no reason why tigers or lions can't consume fishes.
Prophet4YAHWEH 10 months ago
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@Prophet4YAHWEH 'Maybe Noah & his family fed them fishes? I see no reason why tigers or lions can't consume fishes.'
8 people would have to fish quite a lot to feed themselves, not to mention all the time needed for every carnivore to make that a possibility. Still, you can't logically or with evidence explain how they gave them all the water they would have needed either.
agentorange20 10 months ago
@agentorange20 I may not be able to explain it because I didn't live there when it happened. The same case can be made for how God YAHWEH fed & provided water to all the hundreds of thousands of Isralites in the desert after they fled from Egypt. But the fact of that matter is that He did.
Prophet4YAHWEH 10 months ago
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@Prophet4YAHWEH 'how much feces would all the ticks & other animals that could easily fit in your hand produce during that time?'
'And would Noah need to feed them, Einstein? Think fast!'
Yes, especially larger animals, if they're just kept in a pen or even around food they would need their food & water supplies frequently restocked, otherwise they'd die. Being a bio buff I figured you'd know all organisms require energy to live.
agentorange20 10 months ago
@agentorange20 Have you considered that some of the stalls had small openings to easily flush out the feces? Also, if the animals are locked in them, why would they need so much energy? If they're not running around, there would be no need for eating so much food, right Mr. Bio Buff?
Prophet4YAHWEH 10 months ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'some of the stalls had small openings to easily flush out the feces?' & this is stated literally where in the bible? Besides, having a opening at the bottom of a barge is quite problematic in keeping it afloat since it would take in water.
agentorange20 10 months ago
@agentorange20 I'm not talking about a big opening in the middle (although I did see a video that explains how this would still be possible), I'm talking about openings on the sides.
Prophet4YAHWEH 10 months ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'I'm not talking about a big opening in the middle (although I did see a video that explains how this would still be possible), I'm talking about openings on the sides.'
I'm sure nice openings on the side of the hull of a barge wouldn't cause it to take in water, yeah right. I'll believe a single man constructed a single barge as soon as I believe he crafted waste holes which wouldn't take in water on rough oceanic seas in the midst of a global storm.
agentorange20 10 months ago
@agentorange20 Have you ever considered that those holes were located above the water level or do I have to do all the thinking here? Also, maybe they had covers which Noah & his family could shut close? Also, Noah wasn't alone in making the Ark. His whole family & perhaps some hired workers were also involved.
Prophet4YAHWEH 9 months ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'holes were located above the water level'
Did you consider water levels would be quite chaotic in a global flood? Even ships today take in water.
'maybe they'
Right, I'm sure they had time for that after all the tons of other this they had to do daily. Sure, maybe they did MORE stuff too. The more you add to that list the more you compound the unbelievability of it all.
agentorange20 7 months ago
@agentorange20 When there was a storm, then the 8 people on the Ark closed those holes.
Correction from before: there were only 8 people on the Ark, no more or less.
Prophet4YAHWEH 7 months ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'Go to the RATE Team's investigation to see all about how this finding came about.'
The what?
agentorange20 1 year ago
@agentorange20 The RATE Team, dummy! Can't you read or what?
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH 'Excuse your ignorance but I've also taken Microbiology, Organic Chemistry (2 classes) & self-taught myself how radioisotype decays works'
Then WTF are you bothering here for, why not go publish your own work demonstrating why all the rest of the worlds scientists are wrong? Oh, I think we both know why that is not the case. you're full of shit, & you're making it up as you go along, it's sort of a rant pastors try all the time.
agentorange20 1 year ago
@agentorange20 Shut your blahhing mouth up & start backing up whatever you said, moron. What have I ever made up along the way? I always back up whatever I see so calm it up!!!
Prophet4YAHWEH 1 year ago
@Prophet4YAHWEH I can tell that you are self-taught because in one of your later posts you talk about the abundance of C-14 in fossils. Clearly you forgot to learn the part about fossil mineralisation resulting in their being NO organic carbon in fossils. I don't think you have a degree in anything and certainly know very little about any of the subjects you claim to have studied. I think you are a liar.
uknowispeaksense 6 months ago
@uknowispeaksense I'm a Christian, so I don't lie for fear of going to Hell, thank you very much.
And so we have another armchair scientist claiming to know it all. Sorry to burst your ignorance bubble but the RATE team did discovered ABUNDANT AMOUNTS of C14 in bone, coal & diamond samples in MANY SOURCES to prove that the Earth is only 6K yrs old. Your ignorance notwithstanding, these people are real scientists, geologists & researchers who performed actual experiments to give us actual data
Prophet4YAHWEH 6 months ago