Pre-Cut Bagels Suck!

[Illisil]

The more interesting thought is this: If they're so shitty WHY THE FUCK DO YOU BUY THEM?!?!?

[BeatlesHero]

go to a bagel bakery,, they have the best bagels ever omg. <3 . and by the way man, its not that hard, atleast u have a bagel

[terrorrname]

wait

why am i watching this?

[alamamamas]

Hei u stupid fuck......some people cant even eat a piece of bread for a month or even a year and u stupid spoiled shitty asshole u complain why the bagel is pre-cut and u even made a video?welk take it and shovel it up ur ass moron

[VivaLaJessy1]

Subscribed

[Lark919]

There's an informal medical term called a "bagel cut. It's when you cut the palm of your hand open. Well... I was hungry for a bagel the other day. Long story short, hospitals are no fun.

[iam1in1]

@Lark919 ow

[JohnThomasxPSYCLON9x]

Why not just cut the biggest piece in half if it's a thick of a piece of bread? O_o

[WarriorsNumber30]

@JohnThomasxPSYCLON9x That defeats the purpose of precutting the bagels.

[MrPennysPop]

UGH. I just recovered from the stomach flu and now I have an aversion to just ONE FLAVOR of bagel. Now I LOATHE Alvarado Street Apple Cinnamon Bagels... I love other bagels though!

[Aprilshowersss]

life in the 21st century is hard

[vietlove4u]

I love bagels! the pre-cut bagels my dad buys is fine, it's cut right down the middle.

[TheBuddysgirl]

Montreal bagels are the way to go!!

[ChrisKiteley]

LOL I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[ThePokemonGamers]

Bagels Suck

[ReinOrgmets]

why dont you cut it your self :P

[0criminal]

:) i like how he says bagel

[royalwww]

bagels taste like the following:

flour, water, yeast, salt and some other flavouring, kneaded n shaped like a hula hoop. Then baked until the outside has developed a crust and the inside is cooked a little chewy... just like a bagel. hope that helps 5huffl3k1ng

[emergencyexitdoors]

I agree, pre-cut bagels blow. They're just a nasty texture too. Nobody does bagels like NJ (NY works too).

-e

[neonmoonpony]

tell the truth brother!

[5huffl3k1ng]

what do bagels taste like?

[tqvivaperu]

you've never had one? they taste like bread only I guess softer? I cant really describe it well...sorry :( You should have one though! The best ones I hve had are from place called Noah's New York Bagels...Oh try the pizza bagels, those are really good...

[TheBagelBrotherz]

you cannot go wrong with a good old fashion bagel.

[katieisblue]

Haha so true

[samuils]

I love it lmao, he crapped on it then at the end he loved it so much when he was eating it LOL

[DeathMetalRox]

BAGELS FTW!

[F0r3st12]

Mine always fucking break in half!

...

I mean my halves break in halves. There we go.

[AbieticAcid]

hmm ive never had any problems with pre-cut bagels haha :P

[ShesaFancyshadow]

me either. lol

[briieme]

you have really bad luck with bagels lol.. but bagel chips are still really good :)

[pixieasprincess]

pre cut bagels suck you still have to take a nife to it

[BloodyMcr]

soo true. im eating a pre-cut bagel right now. i had to take a fucking knife to it anyways. lol

[xero5hock]

HAH!

[24Tributer]

i microwave bagels with the butter on them

[IQTOD]

The belly rules the mind.

[dontfeedthebirds3]

omg this is soooo true. I still like bagels tho

[ke9ad]

lmao!!!

so true!!!

[irbananaking]

rolf

[MandaPanda1306]

can i marry you!!!!!!!!!

[FreakishRawr]

lol OMG!! Hasselhoff?!?!??!

[amb0]

Waste of time.

[Coolzombi]

I totally aggree with this video !

[sarahpod]

HAHA AWESOME! "whole f***ing loaf of bread"!!

[captinsano2006]

the toaster doesn't COOK the bagles you idiot

[schectersmiles919]

You get what he means don't be a smart ass

[iiiyayaiii]

My pre-cut bagels are fine lol

[dnichl]

i sell bagel cutting machines to bagel companies , shame on you!!!!!!!!!

[dinozor67]

lol its so random

[HillDueceua]

that is so true!

[smithsy]

hey, they're great! i don't have a knife sharp enough to cut through bagels

[trinisouljah000]

lol dis guys jokez

[Juvvy619]

mmhm?

Pre-cut bagles are kida messed up.

So...

Buy un-cut ones and cut them your self.

WOW SIMPLE!

[chocolate89898989]

fuck you

[Enronblue]

i've personally never had any problems with precut bagels, but I would be pissed as well if that were my bagel.

[88mustang88]

the precut bagels i get aren't even cut through, you end up having to cut it yourself. which isn't that big of a deal, now that i think about it...

[hafck1]

yo dude that is fucking funny shit make some morer videos i was crying because i was laughing so fucking hard make some more videos plz

[exbhox]

woo machines

[yoyo2171]

heres an idea, dont buy precut bagels asshole.

[littenburg]

i liked it, i see what he is saying, thats why i always go to a bakery and get nice fresh bagels, or go to tim hortons

[normalnorm1971]

Heck Yeah....a Tim Hortons Everything Bagel!!!with Butter....lotsa butter!!!!

[littenburg]

no way! raison cinnimon, with strawberry creamcheese!!

[twitch136]

why are you guys makin fun of him? lol i thought that was great.

[weirowen]

everytime i get cut bagels they are cut nicely

[pkhero]

I have that pepper grinder... all I have to say.

[gaaraandsasukeluver]

well the fact is that boredom can also lead to thinking of pointless stuff....for example global warming is going to affect the moon and cover the world in cheese....u know...totaly random

[sirberner12]

you think about bullshit all day.

what a fucking wast you are.

do something with your life!

Pre-Cut Bagels Suck,so i have the answers

don't buy the pre-cut one's you ass!

did you cry when you found that one in the pack.

[B0OMhedshot]

he is just joking around about every day things that bother him and many other people, dont take it so seriously

[quadking100]

wow fag calm down, ever heard of comedy? its supposed to be funny, yu kno? HAHA?? jokes. i guess a guy like yu witha cock to far up his ass wouldent get it.

[sirberner12]

oooooooo its a joke! well he sounds more like

a bitch! but if you like it than it's funny!

P.S. i work at the bagle factory, puting the hole in the bagle with my cock.

will post a vid 4 you later.

EAT MY DICK FILLED BAGLE!

[quadking100]

lmfao k wat companie yu work for. remind me never to eat their stuff and to vomit right now. and if yu have any common sence yu kno that they dont use something to make a hole, the dough is roled into a strip and connected at either end. plz plz PLZ think next time yu comment.

btw, yu sound like the bitch complaining how its not funny. Lik...saying that dosent make yu cool...its not funny, so dont say it. noone cares about yur negativity towards a funny video, so go cock some guy up the ass.

[quadking100]

pshahaha dude thats weak...get better comebacks. seriously. they suck. like yur mom sucked last night. see something like that. now fuck off none cares about yur dick bagles or cock bread and i dont feel like showing yu up anymore. stop waisting everyones time.

[chantytyger]

YOU ARE SOO RIGHTT!! every part of the video is truuee!! good job

[ivantatla]

i wanna eat that bagel:|

[aliarox7]

My pre-cut bagels have never been cut like that. If it pisses you off, buy a dozen from Tim Hortons.

[everybodytookmyname]

That was a reply to purplepushpin, read his comment before mine before you ask questions.

[ballzindeep]

p.s.s

go to Timmy's and get bacon on a bagel its like .50 cents ,and serious still works with cream cheese

"sesame seed bagel toasted w/(And BUTTER) herb and garlic cream cheese and a double double"

[ballzindeep]

yay pretty wank !!!!

just dont fucking buy them , deustch bag!

ps bagels rock

[ashleyschmashley]

*douche

[ballzindeep]

thank you

douche douche

yay got it now

[Vote4Naty]

I love bagels!!!:D it's so delicious! i can't wait to eat some bagels! god, i have to go at the supermarket!

[alig72]

You suck

[brandynne]

Be thankful you have food to eat and stop making a fuss regarding particulars.

[bluntsalot]

use your ingenuity and cut the biggar half in half. also most of them are usually cut properly, it saves mad time.

[JohnRichard1991]

pre-cut bagels are good sometimes, you just gotta look at them before you buy.

I'm terrible at cutting bagels, you think you're cutting straight, but you're not.

[topbas01]

holy fuck, bro dont you have anything else to do with your life than complain and actually make a video about one messed up bagel....get a life.

[DarthDarBinks]

why complain? don't buy pre-cut bagels any more man...

[unitedsparta]

this sucks, pre-cut bagles are perfect ive always got them and ive never got a bagle like that, even the cheap 1$ bag of bagles is perfectly pre-cut

[ProStupidPerson]

just because you get perfect ones doesn't mean the rest of us do

[ch3rryxx]

i want some bagels now...

[punkspimpin69]

true true.. they should fix machines...but on the other hand you wouldn;t get mistakes that are totally awesome. Case and point i got a kit kat bar that was pure chocolate! thank you imperfect machines!! random i know but totally true. Oh and bagels rule.. not those square bagels or the ones without the holes? i mean common what were you people thinking? hole less bagels, i'll hole less bagel you...really don't know what that means but whatever

[PurplePushPin]

Bagels without holes are totaly pointless, and so are bagels that are square. Why are they so stupid, because Bagles without holes and square bagels are basically bread. The holes are the essence of the bagel.

[everybodytookmyname]

Well...bagels without holes aren't exactly considered bagels then. And square bagels have holes...so I don't see the difference.

[Keael]

I always get pre-cut bagels and I've never gotten any shitty ones like that. Maybe you should switch your brand, and just buy ones that aren't cut, and not go through the trouble of making a video about how pre-cut bagels "suck".

[samara49]

IM a big slut

[donkeyfieldmouse]

Yes you are.

[lyndi2435]

ahaha i get the same thing!!! like its retarded.. i actually think people should fix their machiens... once i got an all chocolate kit-kat.. co crispy thing in the middle.. i was PISSED! props on the vid

[freexboxelite360]

Machines arent always so good..

[tashaissocool]

ahhahahahaha

[atiugapmas1]

AHHH I had this problem this morning

I was thinking the same thing...

stupid machines

[tomeurofire]

Then don't buy them! What a pointless video...

[BryceN3]

wats with the end, thumbs up, i tohught u hate bagels? im confused!

[NFE2002]

They must have put the machine in *cut bagel with a dull knife while not paying attention* mode.....

[theanalyticalkid]

you need to buy some better pre cut bagels. I love montreal bagels but the ones i usually end up eating are pre cut adn they aren't that bad

[MikeChoppo]

this is so true! ahahah love it!

good job

[Jay1351]

I.. honestly don't see how this video was fucking promoted...

[xprincessxpeachx]

DAMN PR-CUT BAGEL!!! THEY ARE FAIL!

YAY for saying what everyone thinks but doesn't want to say!! xD <3

[moviesneeded]

haha your head is cut off!

[handspiker1994]

just plain dumb

[dancingshamoo]

Oh my god I can't stop laughing hahahaha.... that's too funny! "A bagel chip" LOL

[CailTaekwondo]

Mann your can be amazed very easily Aha ha??

[sophisticated270]

lol!

[toxuxiaowei]

so...thts the reason why i dont eat bagels...

[fabioproductions]

ure making me hungry lol good job 5/5

[mads0756]

haha nice made me laugh.

[hollister36688]

i agree! ugh

[ww2luv]

lol the mechines are like cutting it meessed up

[tomeurofire]

LOL, I like cake.

:S People get amused by the dumbest things

[randomvideos4]

THE BETTER WAY IS I LIKE PIE, NOT CAKE

[randomvideos4]

U SHOULD SAY I LIKE PIE

[AnimalAnimaterStudio]

LOL i can totally relate!

[Ezrafoxed]

big bagel underneath wearing a fat suit!! HAHAHAHAHAH HILARIOUS!

[aethynyc]

All the precut bagels that I've bought were never like that. Switch brands!

[SuperBatToast]

thats what u get 4 livin on the west coast!

[Kain292]

In all my life I've never had that happen to me.

[j3w15h]

what the hell is your problem you need a life

[partyboyOonceOonce]

ive never found a precut bagel that bad! which leads me to believe that my bakery has a little chinese kid who lives under their table, cutting bagels instead of a robot doing it. ^^

[JumboShrimpies]

ya and then you still have to cut the bagel anyways, the bagel makers are wasting their time !

[BallerChick23]

haha not bad

[bigplopy]

lol im gonna subscribe...

[lunchbox693]

lol precut bagels suck... but u can avoid it by buying bagels that arent precut xD

[Phonzination]

I dislike your obvious advice more than pre-cut bagels

[tomeurofire]

That's GOLD!

[justin04tms]

i had that problem 20 minutes ago

[lorraiine]

hahahah!

[Alura11]

right on guy! :)

[theanimefreak131]

lol i dont have problems with pre cut bagels though! not once! lol good video though!

[DAMfilms]

omfg im subcribeing that vid made me crack up i can relate

[spictastic]

first of all learn how to spell HalJJ and this guy is jokes ahaha

[AwesomeFrenchman]

I'd like to fuck that bagel.

[HalJJ]

stop hating this guy, he has a point.

He tries, and you commenters videos probebley suck ore

[drfunk444]

Ya, you suck ore.

[live2shred11]

you guys need to chill out... if you didnt like his video, then dont stay on this page and write about it. i think he has a point that is worth making. geez

[scarfaceluvrr]

LMFAO i agree with ur vid 100% ur lucky half the time if the lumpy piece actually fits in the toaster. good job

[chobocolin]

so fuking true

[xrazrox]

wow you people are so fucking retarded...

liek u comment on these vidoes

this guy is obviously trying to vent

leave him alone

honestly holy shit..

[DanaO1230]

okay all i gotta say is that video is dog crap!

[ryanhogger]

I want to tell you about something that sucks... People who set up a camera, arrange things in their kitchen, and take probably an hour out of their day (uneventful as it must be), and make a pointless production such as this, this is probably the most irrational, inconsequential video I've ever wasted a minute and 18 seconds of my life watching, I just lost all my self respect for even sitting here and enduring through this nonsense. I have the utmost pity for whoever made this.

[truexromancex]

who ever made this meant for it to be funny.

chill out dude!.

[jimmyjacko2]

LOL.

such a long comment. what an idiot

[benomics]

Jeez people, relax. I don't like pre-cut bagels either, but I am also too lazy to cut one myself. All you need is love, and all kinds of bagels will be fine.

[krysros]

hahah...you're hilarious.

[Aleister77newaccount]

it's a bagel not a goddamned rubix cube. don't buy cut bagels if you got problems with them and stop crying. (p.s--you know he likes that pre-cut cock though) he is a another balding gayboy on the internet making a video about bagels...enough already!!

[spazattack95]

i saw this video and had to click it cuz i agree so much!!! they're never cut right so they always end up torn and lop-sided!!!

[RebcaDUH]

despite how attractive you may be, i must disagree. when i was like 7 i cut a bagel myself but then MISSED AND CUT MY FINGER AND HAD TO GET STITCHES AND GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND THERE WAS BLOOD EVERYWHERE. blenders are great though.

[Japanada3]

I agree with you! It takes 2 seconds to cut a bagel correctly

[po0lshark]

are you kidding? pre cut bagels are so much better.

if you're so concerned about them, buy the ones that aren't pre cut asshole!

[Japanada3]

If you don't have anything nice to say don't say it. Bugger.

[Japanada3]

If you don't have anything nice to say don't say it. Bugger.

[Livecannibalism001]

lmao, that made me laugh, i dont eat bagels, but id cut them myself if a machine couldnt

[VietBooFooxD]

LOL haha

[DukTape1009]

LOL

[MusicontheBrain247]

bagel in a fat suit, lol

[den84ca]

yo dude; ajust your godamn camera or get the fuck out, faggot!!

[Jlannn]

idunno what bagel's you have been buying but mine have cuts down the middle.. upgrade to name brand lol jp

[Dizzoshaker]

u guys are all so fucking gay fuck u all this video was awesome forget these faggot comments these ass holes left

[happinessand]

I have never seen a pre-cut bagel like that. They're cut almost perfectly in half here.

[1800peeonme]

bullshit bagels. 5.

[chickenfinger1111111]

bigger problems in the world you stupid asshole

[socialoutcast1982]

it sucks? of course, cause your stomach is always full like a pig, so you're always complaining on how food should be...but for people who for 1 bagel is like the meal of the day, if they're lucky enough, it doesn't suck...truth is, YOU SUCK! can't believe they featured this trash...

[1800peeonme]

.. God forbid the man makes a joke. I mean he should have thought about all of the hungry people of the world first. get over yourself faggot.

[zzparadoxzz]

so freakin true

[Roborat1]

haha amazing vid

[manimalnawlins]

A bit anal are we?...lol

[SeeYouAreTeee]

Dude, you are legendary!

5/5 tbh.

[chocolateluveryum99]

haha good point but i dont rly care cuz i dont toast my bagles anyhow. i like the fruity ones (like blueberry) with a side of artificial cream cheese thats yet also fruity. funny video and y do precut bagles get cut on the top?? i mean, if the machine can cut the top off, then y cant it get cut in the middle?? hmmm

[devinstated]

I care! I care so much! haha. bluberry ones are very tasty. There's this new one at the local bagelry called "the glazer bagel" It's amazing.

[courtcake29]

"did you know they have bagels?"

[nightimer5]

You're right. Definitely, that's bullshit!

[nicadeo]

ahahhaa

"its a whole fucking loaf of bread"

you are great

[shinjipu]

where did you get your tshirt? i love it