2.5 Yeard
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From: zenzizenzizenzic
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  • 2.5 years and no tripod.

  • Ugh why

  • two words... brown... gandalf... xD

  • U look like one of those prisoners they don't feed in the movie Aladdin....

  • too bad he cant do it with his head hair

  • Haha, the high, soft voice is completely the opposite of what i was expecting - I was expecting him to sound like Gimli or something.

  • THIS, IS, BADASS!! he shouldnt have cut the sides and his hair thou :=( itd be more epic if he grew his hair at the same time.

  • @FederRiedelBikes I cut my hair because I am going bald, which I think would look silly with long hair around the sides and because of the little "island" of hair on my forehead.

    I have not cut the sides/sideburns they are natural. I don't have a lot of hair there.

  • @zenzizenzizenzic alright then. still, its fuckign sick, im gonna do that with my hair next time i shave bald.

  • Osama´s alive! :D

    By the way: With that hair cut you look like a pedophile... Go spend some time in the barber shop!

  • IT'S DUMBLEDORE'S SON!

  • his voice... does not suit his beard, it threw me off a little bit

  • How do you eat?

  • The top of your head looks left out hehe xD

  • how the fuck do u eat without getting hair in ur mouth

  • OMG I DID NOT EXPECT THAT VOICE!

  • Soooo fucken awesome.

  • Lol your voice doesnt fit your beard

  • How the fuck do you feed yourself?

  • Diggin the walrus stache.

  • I love these vid's, every American starts looking more and more confederate xD

  • how do you eat?

  • @MrShoopdawhooplol How does he get chix? Where are they sposed to kiss him through that? Man it's rad/awsome but their has gt to be a limit, he did it for the chix, now no chick wants him xD

  • @ThatAudioChocolate i didn't didn't even say anything about him getting "chix".

  • @MrShoopdawhooplol I was asking how does he get chix in relation to your question how does he eat xP

  • @ThatAudioChocolate oh haha okay =)

  • Your voice is nothing like i thought it would be

  • 2.5 years without getting pussy

  • WTF your voice

  • hahhahaah i was expecting some guy with an extremely deep voice not richard simmons hahaahahahahahhaahahha

  • can u eat a hamburger? 

  • how do you eat?

  • Your moustache is very scary, man... And I mean it as a compliment.

  • Dude, either comb your moustache or trim it.

  • Why so happy?

  • Nice beard, but I think that you should at least comb your mustache away from your mouth. It looks a little odd when you talk

  • that beard is nasty its sexy

  • How do you make out? and yeah, how do you eat soup?

    

  • whaaa! Awesome!

  • how do you eat soup??

  • how do you eat soup??

  • how do you eat soup??

  • You can grow 3 meters of facial hair.. but not on the top of your head ?

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  • @TheACE027 Of course not. If he had 3 metres of facial hair on top of his head, it wouldn't be facial hair, would it?

  • 2.5 years without any women...

  • @ToxiicPaiin Only women that like metro girly men! My wife would kill me if I cut off my beard!

  • @ToxiicPaiin How do you know lol. My wife loves my beard.

  • @ToxiicPaiin you say that like it's a bad thing... 2.5 years no bitchin'' is more like it

  • @ToxiicPaiin

    What makes you think a beard doesn't get you laid? Women want a man. Not a boy.

  • awesome

  • That vagina was talking

  • at least braid it

  • 11 inches beard and i am proud ;) bet you wish your bear was that long he he gets me all the ladies :D

  • how the hell do u eat???

  • isnt it FUCKING ANNOYING when you eat something?

  • Im sure you get alllll kinds of pussy

  • wooow hahahaa :D

  • Fantastic!!

  • thumbs up if he looks like stewie

  • el cabello en su barba compensa que este calvo

    jaja

  • OMG Merlin The wizard !!!

  • HAHAHA i like it!!

  • You looke like a dwarf from The Wizard of Oz.

  • Ugly as hell..

  • You seem like such a nice, sweet person! You're adorable too! ;D .. no.. homo..?

  • Forever alone ....

  • it looks like a front side mullet

  • have you ever eaten your mustache by accident? Because it seems inevitable.

  • @jgolledge It really does

  • i have my goatee for 2.5 years now and it only is 18cm long.it grow this long from the 1.5 years and its that long since then....i wanna grow it longer...like yours for example...any tips?

  • If only you grew some on your hairline. Maybe when It's time to cut your beard, you can crazy glue some of it to make your self one ;)

  • this...is a life style

  • Chtulhu for President!

  • Be proud of your beard!

  • YOU SHALL NOOT PAAASSS!!!!!!

  • @uw3tbr0 Gandalf won :D

  • @uw3tbr0 LMAO!!!!!!!

  • @uw3tbr0 HAHAHA! exacly what i thought! Gandalf xD

  • maybe shave the mustache, it looks kinda creepy not seeing your mouth move when you talk. (no offence).

  • How do you eat out a girl?

  • @Whiskie11 what girl?

  • @Nhordmyr

    True.

  • what do you look like w/o hair?

  • he is same with dostoyefsky

  • karl pilkington an idiot with beard

  • The ad on the side of the video says "Don't accept hair loss!" LOLOLOL!

  • SANTAAA CLAUSE IS COMING TO TOWN :D

  • The lorax! :D

  • tramp

  • I am impressed. I can usually grow mine for a few months before I get frustrated eating and what-not... Congrats! I am rather jealous!

  • How the fuck do you eat

  • u look like a pedo. Well, ur eyes at least -__-

  • .... youve got something on your face

  • @superfluffydice Is it a beard?

  • you look like a wizard :D

  • I wanna grow my own ZZ Top beard now! :D

  • That's commitment! The longest i went was 3 months and some guy i play poker with hadn't recognized me and said i looked like a terrorist! Now i haven't shaved in 2 weeks and i'm not touching the beard anymore.I'm gonna see how long it gets

  • Be careful when you zip you jacket.

  • im assuming you dont need a blanket when you sleep

  • 4 feb - my bday

  • Gimly is that you!?

  • beard is cool...it makes you look like an old wise man

  • your hair is growing out wrong its suppose to be on your head not your face

  • Karl Pilkington, is that you?

  • If I grow a beard like this i'm moving to norway and being a viking warrior or some shit

  • Are you in Skyrim?

  • I wouldn't imagine the beard strikes a good note with the ladies... Even tough I think it's cool you do what do want... For hygienic reasons I would trim the moustache so food doesn't get stuck in it??

  • @BeBeautifulBySofie Ι Like the way you think ;)

  • Ew.!

  • i respect your beard.

  • Never could get my facial hair to come in that thick, it's just genetic I suppose.

  • From Rooney to Gandalf

  • Seriously dude, it looks like you swallowed a Maine Coon.

  • how do u eat? lol

    

  • found the weird side of youtube again...

  • when was the last time you made out?

  • @BQXXII In a funny way, I was having the same thought... I see some technical difficulties and am curious enough lol

  • when was the last time you made out?

  • how do you eat without hair getting in your mouth?

  • Faggot with a beard.

  • I thought the title said: "2.5 yards" !

  • How do you eat with it over your mouth like that?

  • I always wanted to have a long beard so i could wash it with shampoo hahaha

  • Miraculix

  • Looks like an Ood from Dr. Who

  • This guy has turned from a man how had a beard into a beard who has a man.

  • so u had no sex for 2.5 yrs

  • whhhyyy? why would u do that...

  • HES HAGRID!

  • When you eat do you lift the hair or do you part it in the center.

    I really want to know.

  • @TheAmarizzleyo See my new video Triple Yeard for the answer!

  • dude where the fucks your mouth

  • 2.5 years of masturbation

  • how the hell do u manage to eat

  • Does he shampoo and condition his beard?

  • omg how do you eat with that beast???

  • 2.5 years of not eating?

  • Disgusting.

  • Yer a wizard Harry.

  • hm now you re getting agressive for no reason at all. So far I am not using names, I am just arguing and making my point...Which you obviously cannot, so you resort to verbal violence.... Well your masculinity doesnt show on beards...it shows on brains, and you sweetie, are lacking some obviously ;)

  • i would love to see you eat.. please upload one? lol

  • I never got why men compensate so dramatically their hair loss with craaaazy long beards.... Must be a chromosomal thingy

  • @AsgarthaWitch I am not compensating for hair loss! I get my baldness from my father (who got from his father) and I couldn't give a toss about it! I grew my beard because I like long beards.

  • @AsgarthaWitch That is a silly comment. Maybe men grow long beards because they can.

  • @baldnbearded well doing something just because "you can" is a silly thing to do in the first place.... You "can" always jump outside the window as well, but hopefully you dont use that "skill" , so why use the beard growing one?

  • @AsgarthaWitch Stupid Cow. I bet you can't which is why you made your asinine comment in the first place!

  • @baldnbearded I think you should suck it up and let people express themselves in a way they see fit. After all AsgarthaWitch did not result to profanity, they obviously have better ways to express themselves, unfortunately the same cannot be said about you.

  • @AsgarthaWitch no.everyone.is.the.saaaaame.

  • how do you eat?

  • i think he eats with his mouth........

  • where the fuck does your food go?

  • How do you eat ice cream?

  • how do you eat?

  • how can you eat??

  • you havent kissed a girl for almost 3 years?

  • where's his mouth ?

  • How do you eat brother ?

  • thumbs up if you hear at @2:02 --> similar thanks to "The Britney Spears Club" :P

  • haha, your voice

  • why dont you get some racist glasses........ to go with that phaedofile beard :L

  • Gandalf the orange ???

  • your voice ! also....this is SOOOO unhyegenic !

  • HOW THE HELL U EAT?

  • Hats off to you man. That is some serious, serious commitment.

  • I liked it best at :16

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  • Oh man, what's the music?

  • dude u look like dumble-door from harry potter

  • How do you eat :L

  • atleast trim the moustache so you can um, eat?

    just curious.. eh... do you get alot of hair in your mouth? Lol strange question but funny feeling the answer is yes