Long Video Sunday (The Return)

[xxblackonyxlovexx]

I always listen to these while I cook :D

[mobekk]

i am at mcdonals now

[GoldenChantarelle]

What did he take before making this video?

Maybe he has ADHD medication (amphetamine of methylfenidate) and took like a quadruple dose of it, some other upper like that. Or a mix of uppers with benzoes to get both speeded and completely disinhibited. He seems really really speeded anyway. I'd be scared about getting a heart attack if I was that fat and that speeded. Uppers are scary.

Anyway it was an interesting rant at times.

[AximKK92]

@GoldenChantarelle on such doses he'd have noticably large pupils and quite possible bloodshot eyes. his eyes look normal to me.

[bogabrain]

Well its a little more than 2%

[themegaradical]

yay for double think!!!

[FALOUTBOY101]

Well I'm an atheist, but I respect Satan as a metaphorical figure. He's hella better than God in Judeo-Christian terms. Gods like this big ass douche bag and Lucifer was like fuck you I don't like your authority fuck your shit. And God, being the meatier douche bag he is, kicked Satan's ass and made him burn for all eternity.

[GravDiga]

I thought you were on speed, then pot, now i'm not sure.

[tstruss912]

yup...doing homework right now....TJ is good, calming backround sound.

[pewpewpwn122]

....He's so right about playing WoW and listening to him...I raid to this.

[Th3GoldenGam3r]

You are requiring us to BELIEVE in squeaking without any evidence that you actually squeaked?!

[Drazeroth100]

I FUCKING LISTEN TO THIS WHILE GAMING. :D

[RIPCompanionCube]

I heard a squeak.

[Etheoma]

I listen to you as I go to sleep and I'm being completely serious also while im doing PVE in EVE Online

[BrutonGaming]

I listen to you while playing wow =D

[rompe54]

@BrutonGaming Me to, always when im lvling up an alt :P

[BedaDanYou]

I play Minecraft while watching you rant and rave. Dual screens are awesome.

[SheEpYW0lf]

I played WoW while listening to this!

[easterntaco]

I am being dead serious... I am playing wow with all his videos in a playlist

[Didongoes411]

Oh god he spelled out what i do exactly. I'm playing WoW as i listen to this with 1/50th of my brain

[c0rnblakes]

I like these videos the same reason old people like the tv on in the background.

[nartar0123]

saint peter

And im also atheist and don't know how i know that

[MrMuzza27]

As much as I love your videos, in future if you have nothing to say, dont just stand around looking retarded its painful, just say nothing and end the video

[KyleSpringer12]

To be fair about what you said about cops, putting a homeless junkie in jail would probably be a step up compared to their life on the streets. 3 square meals, health care, a bed to sleep in. Obviously that's not the point you're trying to make so I should just shut the fuck up.

[llamaswillbemine]

It just occurred to me that a masochist would love hell.

[Karosive]

lol thats exactly what Im doing, playing WoW and listening to you x]

[HeWhoAvoidsTheLight]

wft the fuck is wrong with tj???...he been on the amphetamines???

[TwentyMuzak]

TJ, I listen to you while practicing classical guitar. Nothing is better than a calm Bach prelude with your rage in the background.

Much love.

[InSingularity]

dude lay off the coke

[MusicMunchies101]

@InSingularity i like coca cola

[ImTotallyAwesome123]

Hmm... TJ has a long video Sunday, preaches, etc... TJism should be a philosophy. :3

[Costar58]

2:03...Dude...You just like described what I'm doing right now

[theelephanttaco]

actually if we eliminated paper money we'd save billions, because it lasts longer

[theelephanttaco]

im play wow right now

[s3dooooooooooooooon]

that exactly what i do i listen to you while playing!

[ashman9992]

OMFG :D i was playing world of warcraft and listening to this hahahahhaha :D

[pb25812462]

WOOT

I AM THE 64,000TH VIEWER!

[IblameBlame]

Avion *is* something that's gonna fly away. It means airplane in French.

[halloweenfan92]

how many energy drinks did he have?

[princessgrapefruit1]

@max11binf I'm sure there are loads of anti-pedophilia signs with Micheal Jacksons face On it. Then a big red fucking cross right over it.

[princessgrapefruit1]

When you were talking about cops, at first I thought you were saying cows In like a Minnesota accent. I was like "Why you gotta be hatin' on cows?"

[EliroX904]

22:22 = 667.

[Triipticz]

I heard the noise.

[macintosh264]

Holy FUCK, YOU ARE SO HIGH. 6:16

[danipikeno]

Iam watching this while eating pasta.

[Darkrai1337]

I go to McDonalds... Why the fuck not?

[max11binf]

it be like micheal jacksons face on an anti-pedophilia sign....

[MrStearley87]

I also am a Herculean. I am proud to hear that I have Herculean brothers among me!!!

[TheRorschachian]

Before humanity, gold was just a rock.

[InvertedHorizon]

@TheRorschachian lol

[fuckingwiththestars]

@TheRorschachian It was a metal.

[KreatorRage]

@TheRorschachian It still is, in the cosmos that shit is produced all the time so there could be planets full of the stuff making it worthless in the process.

[JImmy4336]

i work at McDonald'. Everyone is fucking there!

[JordansGuitarCovers]

If I'm ever in a hospital and I'm going to die, I hope they'd say it all cheery and shit.

[star3catcherSEQUEL]

"I like to listen to it while I'm gaming"

Oh shit, I thought I was the only one... I no longer feel like a weirdo. :3

[joujou264]

@star3catcherSEQUEL That's nothing to feel weird about. Weird would be if you would watch porn muted, masturbated, and listened to TJ, that would be weird.

[ZootALarz]

Waking Life could be considered a smart film.

[Pur3Dumbn3ss]

Andy Jackson also got rd of the national debt. He mistreated lots of Indians and closed lots of banks, but hey no debt.

[kewlama]

Lol I'm only playing this video so it'll completely drain my phone battery...

[something21329]

i can agree with the gold thing

[NetraToraken]

ICE MOUNTAIN IS BETTER BITCH XD

[TheSantaKruz]

Woah I just had a big mind fuck, I actually DO play world of warcraft while listening to your videos. lol

[pennyforyou]

SURE TJ WE BELIEVE YOU *backs away and calls the crazy catchers*

[AxeFielder]

Some return.



[nowknowthis]

I started watching this and an advertisement popped up before the video as they normally do, and it was an ad for Mormons. and told me to visit Mormon.org...I think youtube is conspiring against him....

[skidoofus]

I was in the middle of playing tetris when he talked about gaming... I dropped my gameboy... You owe me a new gameboy

[chimera667]

Actually most Satanists just use Satan as a symbol. They don't really believe in the biblical Satan. Some of them do, but most use him as a symbol. A symbol of freedom to be specific. I can see the logic behind Satanism but I could never get behind it. I guess I was just born to be an Atheist.

[kingmajin]

WHOOOOOO! UPSIDE-DOWN CROSS! WHOOO!

[YaikonMetal]

i heard the squeak  lol

[detsomskader]

you must be high



[PsychoClownGiggles]

I play fallout 3 while i'm watching his videos.

[YaikonMetal]

@PsychoClownGiggles :D tried new vegas?

[PsychoClownGiggles]

@YaikonMetal Yeah it's pretty awesome.

[deejay114]

i love that the ad before this video was about a mormon scientist LOL

[Killur10]

hold on, Aquafina tastes good? Damn, I gotta move to wherever the hell that tap water is filtered and bottled and tap some water there.

[BlackOut0189]

Yeah, I do like to listen to it while I game. It's like a podcast. RIGHT NOW, I AM PLAYING TERRARIA, LOOOOL11111

[chumporium]

Just because your life didn't turn out does not mean you're allowed to do drugs. Arresting them for doing drugs doesn't make them lower, if anything it gets them off drugs. As far as I know you can't do drugs in jail.

[floridagators2468]

jesus can still save you!!!

[hydra680]

@floridagators2468 oh lordy! i can feel the holy trinity flow through ma penis

[LuxConcordiae]

@floridagators2468 YES FOLKS! JESUS CAN STILL SAVE YOU! JUST PAY ME $1! YOU CAN TRANSFER IT TO MY PAYPAL ACCOUNT. JESUS WILL BE GLAD YOU TOOK THE INITIATIVE!

[3rogue]

lol wtf, I choked on my cereal at 0:24 right before he paused and said "Did I just make a squeaking noise?" so that it created the illusion that he heard me, freaked me the fuck out for a second. What a coincidence.

[69OatMeal69]

I can't believe it played an add in the middle of your video about some prom movie.

[ImTheKobold]

I listen to TJ while playing minecraft lol

[HRRyan2]

I do homework while i listen to you rant and rave.

[strawbarry3]

@HRRyan2 Lol that's exactly what I'm doing :P

[AnimeSpellweaver]

I play Halo and listen to you all the time ^_^

[noodle0912]

I don't believe in that BS that people "need" medical marijuana. There are more effective medication out there.

[Aaron72591]

@noodle0912 A lot of times other medications like pills make some people sick or just flat out don't work. Marijuana helps those people. Although some people do lie just so they can get high. But marijuana shouldn't be illegal anyway.

[0nibl00d]

I literally was listening to him while I was questing on WoW when he said it

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

Lol, he is right about the listening thing. I listen to him while I'm playing CoD... He actually enhances my gameplay O_o

[Delzak1]

generally agree with what you say but with the cops i disagree. The bum in the story you were telling likely made bad decisions that led him to the state he was in. If not and it wasn't his fault that he was a bum then yes he does deserve to be higher in society, but unfortunantly humans are flawed and our government system is to so some are unlucky enough to have made enough right decisions in their life to warrant being higher in society but are not.

[Ironfruit16]

LOL, I heard a squeak.

[ProRanting]

The Return my ass. This was posted four months ago.

[Dah3llboy]

As he was talking about listening while playing, I paused minecraft just to laugh.

[Sperminator10000]

The only problem I have against weed is having idiots do the growing. I live in BC Canada, its illegal here but not really enforced, even small grows are not bothered by cops. My apartment block did have a grower they busted him. He lived 1 floor down and 1 to the side of me. His 500sqft apartment, had 300 plants, and nine 1000watts lights. This is an older building without sprinklers. most of the wiring was all messed up too.

[CIRCLECIX]

Actually, most Satanists are basically just Atheists. I think Marilyn Manson is one.

[Babylauncher3000]

I do think TJ oversimplifies what Cops actually do.

[MrZoider]

Look at his fangs ! O_O

[H4L0K1LL4]

i'm actually playing Black ops and listening to TJ right now :D

[xXMaJoRxSnIpEzXx]

@H4L0K1LL4 Lol, that's what I do :P

[sk8erriot]

what if you did this and forgot to press record xD

[Lucastheskatemaster]

haha I was playing wow and it felt like he was talking directly to me!

[1986bounce]

the reason Ron Paul wants to go back to the gold standard is because he knows that the federal reserves system of fractional lending is a scam to create perpetual dept and create money out of thin air, and this wouldn't be possible if money was backed up by actual resourses

[Firewallz3]

Not only fat people eat mcdonalds, everyone pretty much does. And the inside of mcdonalds is usually empty because people prefer the drive thru (smiley face)

[Epic14Games]

there are ads in the middle of the vid now?

[njpark36]

@Epic14Games I think it's because the video's long...

[nesgamer44]

@Epic14Games if you have firefox, download an add-on called add block protection, so no more adds on youtube videos! ^.^

[lukesmall1]

@Epic14Games FUUUUUUUUUCK!

[Gagi420]

i heard the squek!

[JaflooganVonStroodle]

What the fuck, that's what I am doing RIGHT NOW.

[anarchistvin]

This is your best video.Thanks for making it!

[boogie504]

Shrooms, Paper, E? What are geeking on, Big ass pupils and speed racer...

[blakebutters1]

After the 5th time i finally heard the squeak. 

[Fibah]

TIME WASTEY WATER DRINKEY TIIIME!

[ktownskates]

listening to this while gaming :D haha

[VViP30U7]

@o0oDeathAngelo0o I am playing Minecraft right now... 12:08

[nedward22]

You r on drugs in this vid

[shtfckdatho]

hah. weird. I listen to you when I game too ;x

[xcellken1]

If you lived in Texas, you could go to Jack In The Box or Whataburger, which both BLOW AWAY McDonalds, but you hate Texas, so FUCK YOU AND YOUR FAT MCDONALDS LOVING ASS!!!

[HarryIsTheGamingGeek]

For my perfect Heaven, all I need is a never ending weed binge, a never ending perfect orgasm, and a new TJ video every 1 hour, that is 59 minutes long each, and I never need to eat or drink, but I can when I want to. And I can play every sport in the world like a pro, and every musical instrument ever created, and my GF would be someone like Cheryl Cole or Jessica Alba. Or if I can have a fictional character, I'd have Krystal from Star Fox. P.S. I'd prefer her

If you agree THUMB UP!

[Wickman23]

A Rob Schneider movie is a smart movie.

[fotmusic]

Long Video Sunday is the shit

[deathman1021]

you might not stammer so much for these if you scripted talking points for it, not the whole thing just some general ideas

[AspectofTimeNozdormu]

you know what TJ/ Why do you mention WoW so much? do you play? what server?

[Judgey33]

@o0oDeathAngelo0o same :D

or when i browse xD its so nice, but when he said hit his head i switched tabs. am i a bad person?

[R3allyBored]

I'm playing WoW and at 2:00 I just pause and look. Spot on, spot on.

[Loostifer]

@R3allyBored Same here man

[AspectofTimeNozdormu]

@Loostifer same here bra

[itachi456789]

Hey, I don't think anyone takes your videos seriously, I know I don't, but your hair is hilarious.

[FishTitan64]

YOU'RE GONNA DIE! :D

[kickTHEspic]

Aww I remember these vids

[kobil316SH]

This was your best idea ever

[ThePhantasticFury]

watch?v=IewLYThgR3I

[zaczoc]

I've got a good comparison to the paper money situation.

If a condom company put the Popes face on it's condoms.

[nightsaviour]

TWO advertisements??!

[xqeenx]

wow. you're really out of practice haha. it seemed like a struggle to get through this.

[TheLonelyImmortal]

One time, I was leisurely riding my bicycle home from college, and I saw a really nice patch of grass to sit on in front of a big fence, which was in front of a house being built or heavily reconstructed, in a residential neighborhood. A cop pulled up and asked me for ID, which is offensive in itself, and he essentially told me to leave. I'm confident that some elderly white woman peering from her window, called them, because no reasonable person satisfied with their life would have.

[ChelseaHerself]

I watched this while playing Kingdom Hearts 2 :)

[beninsky12]

wtf I watched you till the end and I don't even speak your langage (i'm french and french are bad at other langages)

Anyway you have a lot of interesting point of view.

[TheAndiePerson]

I love arguing with people about how delicious McDonald's is cause they start it and it's a completely pointless. I love pointless arguments, I don't know why, I don't like making people angry at all but pointless arguments about nothing more important than the weather (and I'm from San Diego so talking about the weather really is pointless) are too good. Lol McDonald's doesn't come up as misspelled, Gandalf does though.

[botchalism]

@TheAndiePerson I'd have to disagree with you, McDonalds is good going down but tastes like shit coming back up.

[TheAndiePerson]

@botchalism Is there anything that doesn't? Lol

[codern]

it was a squeak!

[TiradeFaction]

Actually, prop 19 was legalization of Marijuana. Local governments could legalize the sale, and tax it if it had passed.

You are right about the dispensaries and their monopoly.

[TiradeFaction]

Wow, you really suck now TAA. It was a struggle just to watch 7 minutes of this shit.

[connerjd]

Even the coffee at mcdonalds is shit.

[GarrettBMXes]

You seem like you're tweaking or something.

[nintendonut100]

inception IS smart though Dr. Strangelove would have to be one of the smartest films i've ever seen.

[failedassassin]

@bwc3821 Silver is more useful than gold, but gold is a good conductor and has other interesting properties which lead to it being used for the Voyager Golden Record. It also fits the necessary requirements of any sound currency: there is a limited quantity, it is very divisible, and it can be instantly recognized and nearly impossible to counterfeit.

[sparton1199]

do a podcast



[Alltomata2]

LMFAO, I put this vid on and I was playing WoW xD

[predatorx687]

@007superfan21 Without any milk?

[unhappy4life9]

@007superfan21 OH YEAH!

[maigaard7]

Did you drink a Four Loco before this vid? You seem very... Overkill-ish :-P

[TheCryoScales]

The main reason why cultures of the past used gold and silver for money is because it was difficult to counterfeit. Especially when you press likenesses of kings onto it. Paper money is just more practical and easier to transfer

[uaboob]

the squeek was your arteries trying to pump blood to your brain.

[patsfan124]

I agree with you about a lot of things but with regards to police officer, yes some might be bad but these are still the people who risk their lives taking down murderers and rapists. What would we do without them?

[SEThatered]

About banging head against the wall.

Once i got angry at myself and for a second i wanted to hit my head as hard as i can against the wall.

So i did it...

Surprisingly i made the hole in it, because it was a gypsum board. :)

And my head was totally unscaved!

So don't be a wimp hit as hard as you can: either you knock yourself out or break the wall. 50/50 chances :D

[SondreSnurr]

I heard the squeek!

[dippywatcher]

I wasted 2 minutes on you dude. I think you should be arrested for wasting internet bandwidth.

46000 people looked at this crap. There is no hope for on-line humanity...

Hang yourself.

[marzto]

DO MORe

[Shmeckeldorf]

My dad just referred to you as "The Angry Agnostic".

[thethug01]

a smart flim is all your videos

[themeaningofbxc]

Why do you look like you're about to cry? :(

[burningphenox]

i was eating McDonalds  the night i saw this lol

[senseirofl]

wtf i was playing WoW hahaha

[HorrorHiro]

"You should all do DMT and join my cult motherfuckers!" ~ Joe Rogan

[KennyMiller87]

@HorrorHiro "Man , oh man , we gotta get some doritos in here man"! LMAO!

[HorrorHiro]

@KennyMiller87 LOL!, nice

[Aidan0128]

WOW IS AWESOME