I wish every show was like this without those stupid fucking beeps ruining it. I got a pocket knife for Halloween and It was 1 inch closed 2 inches open and I got busted with it and after the cops were done fucking around checking my records which apparently takes 3 months I got it back. because my record is clean. I'm not a goody, I've just never been caught.
@hjkentproductions well over here in the UK it is more stricter 3 inches but within good reason e.g religion tbh i think all countries need to be more stricter on the rules about knives i found this from a website: The U.K. government advisory website on crime and justice states flatly that "even if you carry a knife to protect yourself or make yourself feel safer but don’t intend to use it then you are committing a crime."
hhahahaha i love how he hides it in the fruit basket.... in ozzies mind... " the lil fuck will never check in the fruit basket.. crazy children never eat their fruits"........
A few years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten videos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw in his hand at 3:00 am. Sorry i didn't feel like having this happen to me
"He's got an army haircut, cocaine on his f***in shirt, and knife in his pocket. The cops will take one look at him and arrest him," CLASSIC LINE. Quick question, whats he getting booked for the knife or the COCAINE! LMAO I love Sharon.
@PortsmouthNoir Woah Woah, watch the language. Don't argue with me, go visit your neighborhood lawyer. In New York state, they are only illegal if 1) your underage, 2) its more then 4 inches, and several other reasons that I do not care to explain.
After all the classic Sabbath concert videos I've seen, I decided to give a try to some of these stupid TV stuff. You can't imagine how shocked I am seeing him in this shape, but I may be an addict now, it's funny :)
"If you get busted ill fucking bust your ass! Dont!! fuck with knifes man! Dont go out with a fucking tshirt with cocaine on your fucking tshirt and a fuck.... GIVE me the FUCKING knife!!" best fucking line ever!!!!!!
i loved the osbournes they were so unique!... they started the whole celeb reality show... now everyone copies them... but they were the most interesting and best by far
Randy told Ozzy he was leaving his band..in a drunken rage Ozzy strangled randy.
Here's what really happened:
1- ozzy strangles randy
2-randy's body is stuffed into a compartment on a nearby single engine private plane
3- sharon tells their coked out bus driver who used to have a pilots license that she'll give him ten grand to fly over ozzys tour bus as a gag...he agrees to do so
Lol! , ilove Ozzy ♥
Dudlideisen 12 hours ago
why do the osbournes have all this random people all over the house all day long?
10razonesgh 4 days ago
Ahh man I miss this show D=
myooooz 5 days ago
haha i love this family their awesome!! xD
OMGsexymichael 1 week ago
Omg lol. <3
PsychoticKitteh13 1 week ago
Don't go out with a fuckin' t-shirt, with COCAINE on your fuckin' t-shirt, and a fu- GIVE ME THE FUCKING KNIFE!
PresidentSuperman193 2 weeks ago 3
ozzy is like WALL_E
007spudman 2 weeks ago
dumb fucking limey have some more coke or crack to get it right
stives57 3 weeks ago
Colorado we can carry a 4" blade concealed. Over that, it must be in the open.
cichlidkeeper89 3 weeks ago
hahahahahahahaahahahaha thats its great tv
Trainspotter16 1 month ago
Ozzy tripped on chair at 0:39 :D
55utesfan55 1 month ago
When they call from the police station im just gonna say lock the fucker up
55utesfan55 1 month ago
nobody eats fucking fruits. perfect.
JacksInn 1 month ago 5
@1:40. Sounds just like my second and fifth family XD
Tonyshawnw 1 month ago
I wish every show was like this without those stupid fucking beeps ruining it. I got a pocket knife for Halloween and It was 1 inch closed 2 inches open and I got busted with it and after the cops were done fucking around checking my records which apparently takes 3 months I got it back. because my record is clean. I'm not a goody, I've just never been caught.
Tonyshawnw 1 month ago
OZZY : give me the fucking knife ! XD
klesshenn1 1 month ago
With COcaine in your fucking t-shirt!!
Carlosymx83 1 month ago
I love how Ozzy hides the knife in a fruit basket. LMAO
XDownByTheSeaSideX 1 month ago
nice place to hide a knife from a fat guy :'D under healthy food. ozzy you're fucking smart
LeonSK96 1 month ago
You know when I can't find my knife, I always look in the fruit basket. (^_^)
mercury4metal 1 month ago
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hjkentproductions 1 month ago
the fruit basket, best place to hide a knife ever.
SilentHillFan2009 1 month ago
DONT GO OUT WITH A FUCKING T SHIRT WITH COCAINE ON YOUR FUCKING T SHIRT
Freakylittlethingy 1 month ago 2
wow.... here in texas we can carry up to a 5.5 inch blade on us anywhere, open carry or not. Cali sux.
hjkentproductions 2 months ago
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@hjkentproductions well over here in the UK it is more stricter 3 inches but within good reason e.g religion tbh i think all countries need to be more stricter on the rules about knives i found this from a website: The U.K. government advisory website on crime and justice states flatly that "even if you carry a knife to protect yourself or make yourself feel safer but don’t intend to use it then you are committing a crime."
immybob09 1 month ago
hhahahaha i love how he hides it in the fruit basket.... in ozzies mind... " the lil fuck will never check in the fruit basket.. crazy children never eat their fruits"........
vic9jaboy 2 months ago 5
Give me the fucking knife! 1:52
seb961 2 months ago
Ozzy is really fucked up....I almost feel sorry for him.....
LeDauphinePapi 2 months ago
Ozzy is a Hero :3 !
thecallofthemetal 2 months ago
he's a little brat :P
isatacobell 2 months ago
So they know his on cocaine and they're worried about a knife ?? Umm maybe work on his addiction first?
thisshitisbananas11 2 months ago
@thisshitisbananas11 he wasnt addicted till later on dude
immybob09 1 month ago
@immybob09 yeah well if my son had cocaine on his shirt i would be more worried about that
thisshitisbananas11 1 month ago
@thisshitisbananas11 why i mean knives are just as harmful i would take the tshirt and and the knife and make him go into rehab just to be sure
immybob09 1 month ago
lols is he drunk or somthin
istrehn 2 months ago
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A few years ago two parents went out to dinner a few hours later the babysitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room. The dad said "get the kids out of the house and we'll call the police. We don't have a clown statue." the clown was actually a killer that escaped from prison 10 years ago. If u don't post this on ten videos, the clown will be in your bed with a chainsaw in his hand at 3:00 am. Sorry i didn't feel like having this happen to me
present467 2 months ago
one inch maaaaaaaaan!
xXxiFvkxXx 2 months ago
ozzy is drunk
maddogmike87 3 months ago
Ozzy is the best!
danlvaf183 3 months ago
This is too funny
Pamsman09 3 months ago
makes me feel better bout my own family. Shit!
jds41450 3 months ago
yeah hide the little knife next all the big kitchen knifes that's smart!
emerica954954 3 months ago
Thnks for showin support to firefighters ozzy.....it really means alot....:)...
Flashinator1857 3 months ago
ahahahahahh!
gulgulonet 3 months ago
WOW WHERE HAS THIS SHOW BEEN ALL MY LIFE
0dour 3 months ago 11
@0dour tv, dvd then the internet
unholychunk 1 month ago
0:39 ozzy tripping hahaha
GisforGorillaz 3 months ago
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I dont give a fuck if he hates me!
sk8smoke21 3 months ago
"He's got an army haircut, cocaine on his f***in shirt, and knife in his pocket. The cops will take one look at him and arrest him," CLASSIC LINE. Quick question, whats he getting booked for the knife or the COCAINE! LMAO I love Sharon.
wess247 3 months ago
wow my fav part of the ep lol
sk8smoke21 3 months ago
Actually, knives are only illegal if they are 4 inches or more.
g0d11c3 3 months ago
@g0d11c3 fucking bullshit, a police officer would take one look at that and arrest him anyway. Fucking twat
PortsmouthNoir 3 months ago
@PortsmouthNoir Woah Woah, watch the language. Don't argue with me, go visit your neighborhood lawyer. In New York state, they are only illegal if 1) your underage, 2) its more then 4 inches, and several other reasons that I do not care to explain.
g0d11c3 3 months ago
Ozzy is such a caring father... he just has his own way of showing it..
animallova97 3 months ago
knife to meet ya'!
ChiskoJuanisimo 3 months ago
Why not hide it in the bin?
krajnovic10 3 months ago
AHAHAHAHHA.
blackroses656 3 months ago
Sharon looks different lola
Voyagerpeace 4 months ago
OZZY rocks!
bodao123 4 months ago
ozzy is so fuckin high
scarymovieism 4 months ago
I wish i was ozzy's son
theslayersociety 4 months ago
So he hides it in with the bananas lol ozzy
shadowninja497 4 months ago
haha
unicornbabyjkjk 4 months ago
DON'T FUCK WITH KNIVES MAN!
FlagOfInfiniteKarate 4 months ago 41
yo... talk. about. disfunctional.. fucking cocaine
dvzqz87 4 months ago
After all the classic Sabbath concert videos I've seen, I decided to give a try to some of these stupid TV stuff. You can't imagine how shocked I am seeing him in this shape, but I may be an addict now, it's funny :)
oliverecords 4 months ago
ozzy rocks. haha
wonderman9999 4 months ago
it seems more like "fucking" is the universal adjective that describes pretty much everything xD
SunShinesBlack 4 months ago
lol seems like ozzy cannot end his sentences with using 'fuck' in thm........
macdelinarods2 4 months ago
Lol I wish Ozzy was my Dad
baccararose256 5 months ago
Oh god i love ozzy
LosersIncorporated 5 months ago
" and the fuc- GIVE ME THE FUCKING KNIVE!" "FUUUU-" *runs off* hahah
killertellitubby 5 months ago
1:20 and a bit longer, Ozzy looks like he's peering into the unimaginable.
mrdanni 5 months ago
Love it kind of Adam' Family
Koukasharpei 5 months ago
ahaha I LOVE OZZY, he is fucked up like hell !!! ahahahah
lokironac 5 months ago
SHARON SHARON!
burazer95 5 months ago
They should of entitled this episode, "Family Drama Queens"
NoirFelis 5 months ago
did he get it from jeordie white?
Davidm00sh12 5 months ago
Whats wrong with Ozzy? Ive never actually kept in touch with his family... he looks like hes sick and cant walk :/
tressoccerchick 5 months ago
Can I move in???!!!! <3
destraction2332 5 months ago
best. family. ever.
ParkinsandLynch 5 months ago
"If you get busted ill fucking bust your ass! Dont!! fuck with knifes man! Dont go out with a fucking tshirt with cocaine on your fucking tshirt and a fuck.... GIVE me the FUCKING knife!!" best fucking line ever!!!!!!
flashdanceluver 5 months ago
Stick it in the fruit bowl.... Excellent!!
thesnowdens 6 months ago
i would do as ozzy says lol
hockeydude634 6 months ago
I agree with mmaraujo ^ all the other 'reality' shows try and copy or act like them. Haha I love how he hides it in the fruit basket lololol
xxhiphuggersxx 6 months ago
only ozzy understands his words...
paok1900 6 months ago
no cocaine!!! jajaj
zetfel9 6 months ago
Wow - Jack is hideously ugly in this, if looks could kill
chizel5451 6 months ago
ugh. jack.
MischiefManaged01 7 months ago
Ozzy was right to take that away from Jack and Sharon was right to tell him not to take that knife out of the house. :)
CelesteK 8 months ago
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ZDLR221 8 months ago
Do people use F word in home??
kannoos75 8 months ago
poor Ozzy!
Computerprohelper 8 months ago
Looolll! Ozzy Trriippss! I loove himm:)
cassiefabmoviestar 9 months ago
Sharon: You can't go out with it!
Ozzy: With what?
LOL
SirRoadcrew 9 months ago
Ozzy's Look is PRICELESS!!!!
haszpla 10 months ago
ok its a crazy FAMILY BUT im not suprised beacase ozzy is in the family every thing its CRAZY OZZY THE KING
Cmaniaca 10 months ago
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk..muito bom! ria ate chorar!!! que saudade quando passava! muuuuuuuito bom!!! xD
TheMrBrunarules 10 months ago
GIVE ME THE FUCKING KNIFE ! Hahahaaaa, I love Ozzy <3
Virginiepatriote 10 months ago
Holy shit ozzy random expressions scary me.
WarpxD 11 months ago
Where did this show go? ... I say, we do away with the Jersey Shore, I'd be fine with reruns of this in it's place.
IchMagLilaSocken 11 months ago
GIVE ME THE FUCKING KNIFE
JuGoldenSate 11 months ago
@djgrimboy69 Come on, That's nearly the same place I hide stuff from my kids LOL. Go Ozzy, Go Ozzy. HAHAHA he's the best.
xttendor 11 months ago
that house is so crowded ......
wonkerjk 1 year ago
that house is so crowded
wonkerjk 1 year ago
lol 1:02 somebody open the fucking door
popman648 1 year ago
@djgrimboy69 A fat boy will NEVER look in the fruit basket! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
hugodiamond 1 year ago 66
Don't fuck with knifes man
warman31 1 year ago
what episode was when kelly and jack had a physical fight in the bedroom?
starindamaking25 1 year ago
classic
KevinFarrell96 1 year ago
poor ozzy almost fell down <:o
supercolin12 1 year ago
@supercolin12 sorry but i could'nt stop laughing
666AnZi666 1 year ago
@666AnZi666 lolz
supercolin12 1 year ago
jajajajajajaj ozzy ta hecho pingo!!!! te amo ozzy
porota182 1 year ago
i love how there all yelling at him and ozzy wadles in and mumbles
MaximumRide61 1 year ago
ozzy is great it sad how he burnt himself out with drugs i just wonder how he would be today if he hadnt..
amcjavelin1 1 year ago
@amcjavelin1 He just wouldnt be ozzy
MaximumRide61 1 year ago
Sharon is soo hot!
TheUnofficialTruth 1 year ago
ozzy is in eroin foreveer
alessandro7151 1 year ago
id take a bullet for ozzy i love him soo much
73sebrougham 1 year ago
"If they call,I'll just say : lock the fucker up" LMAO
Loreleify 1 year ago 2
Reality tv began and ended with the Osbounes
whb786 1 year ago 10
Lol you cant go out with that *stumbles into chair*
Falstaff6 1 year ago
lol well u have to admitt ozzy and sharon are great parents.
alex29794 1 year ago
lol 1:18-1:24 funny as fuck
AiMzYMedia 1 year ago 2
omg ozzy should kill that gay jack
tadzix7 1 year ago
im sorry but i hate jack :p
animefreak2780 1 year ago
@animefreak2780 he's completely different now, this was fucking years ago
Falstaff6 1 year ago
@Falstaff6 yes it was hes complete different now
animefreak2780 1 year ago
Lololol crazy funny fam :)
Appleipodzrulez 1 year ago
ozzy hides it in the fruit basket lmao =)
eze14213 1 year ago
Ozzy hid the knife in the last place Jack will look. In the fruit bowl!!
MarcellusGrey 1 year ago
What esp is this =)
xxxxmillerxxxx 1 year ago
Fuckiing Knive!!
CanduterioCS 1 year ago
i love sharon.
"i am gonna beat you."
itsthegreenplatypus 1 year ago
Ozzy looks like he's drunk lol
rockjam101 1 year ago
they good parents its good that they take care of there children or else it would be mad
lebnen143 1 year ago
So Ozzy hides it in the fruit basket! LOL!
pnollen 1 year ago 37
haha nice ozzy put the knife where the fruit is! :P
xStephRoxUrWorldx 1 year ago
lol 00:24
smart answer :P
you cant go out with your car becuase its a deadly weapon when your behind the weel :P
agshar4ever 1 year ago
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Give me the fucking knife!!!! : DDD
Kogander 1 year ago
i loved the osbournes they were so unique!... they started the whole celeb reality show... now everyone copies them... but they were the most interesting and best by far
mmaraujo 2 years ago 36
@mmaraujo And the were more real every reality show now seem scripted/
ddrghjgygt 5 months ago
Ozzy is awsome!
hellboyXsas 2 years ago
cocaine on his t-shirt and a knife in his pants lolol!
apl07782 2 years ago
i just saw it on my TV
ThePeachCockTaiL 2 years ago
mee to
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StraightTwoDVD 2 years ago
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RANDY RHODES WAS MURDERED!!!
Randy told Ozzy he was leaving his band..in a drunken rage Ozzy strangled randy.
Here's what really happened:
1- ozzy strangles randy
2-randy's body is stuffed into a compartment on a nearby single engine private plane
3- sharon tells their coked out bus driver who used to have a pilots license that she'll give him ten grand to fly over ozzys tour bus as a gag...he agrees to do so
4- sharon snips the planes wires
5- plane crashes killing all on board
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StraightTwoDVD 2 years ago
@StraightTwoDVD Of shut up you gremlin
Dustehue928 1 year ago
Give me the fucking knife!!!!
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hugodiamond 2 years ago 23