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  • And who was doing all the jobs before? WHITE BRITISH WORKERS! SO FUCK OFF WITH YOUR BELOVED IMMIGRANTS!

  • i felt sorry for the guy that packs boxes

  • Mudhoney

    

  • Nationalism is just a vestige of tribalism.

    "Nationalism is an infantile disease, it is the measles if mankind" -Albert Einstein

  • @MrMonkeyThumbsticks Heh! I've always thought of it more as anal leakage, or some other nervous incontinence.

  • @RileyELFuk I think Einstein lived at a time where he was obliged not to use a term like anal leakage for fear it may be deemed "unclassy". But yeah, you make a good point.

  • @MrMonkeyThumbsticks for being so smart he sucked at quotes

  • @MrMonkeyThumbsticks also einstein fucked his mentally ill cousin and cheated on her 20 times

  • @sandwichtaster I can only hope to aspire to such greatness

  • Th'r' t'kin' 'r' jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrbs­!

  • @ROAHHHH they realist. touch alot of same topics.that the comparison.. all good in their own way

  • We have the same thing in France, My friend own's a restaurant and everytime we need some work done around the place I'll leave in a truck and come back with 4 or 5 Polish guys and pay them $50 each to brake down a wall for example. In a way, I know that I'm fucking over a French Contractor somewhere and it's not good business for them so you gotta try to understand the other side.

  • 7:20 Does anyone have any idea?

  • @Flipmole123 I think she said "The immigrants did it!"

  • Yeah, that sounds right.

  • "I'm quite good at it......" is one of the great comments.

  • i know this is not the main point but he's a bit off... for example, professionals in America are protected from international competition... there could be cheaper doctors just as good but they are strong enough to get politicians to protect them

  • take a small idea that wishes it was a big one and spin the thread from that ball until there's nothing left. doug stanhope sucks.

  • @z0rgz0rg Extraordinary point, just after you made a ball-story. Youve convinced me.

  • what show is this footage from?

  • doug, bill and carlin are all good, who cares who's best. Atleast there talking about what matter's and not just dickjokes. They have dickjokes with a point.

  • Except with H-1B visas and other countries that invest in education (unlike ours). They are coming over and talking skilled jobs. When's the last time your doctor's first language was english? Temp services getting busted for hosting 50+ visa types in a single 3 bedroom house. I've had lots of not born here workers in skilled jobs. When it's time to tighten the belt, they get the option to take 50% pay cut. I'm out the door and not even asked the question.

  • You could be a great welder but if the next guy does an average job for a fifth of the amount...

    ... Well shit, they'll hire the cheaper guy. Fuck your quality. Money talks. I'm on the fence when it comes to immigration but his example didn't sound right. I love his stand up though and I think he's a cool guy. Just saying.

  • @ROAHHHH well said dude

  • comparisons are cheap and ugly. hicks,carlin,bruce are alike because they are all individuals who speak from thier own perspectives. in that sense they are similar.

  • @ROAHHHH there's a new australian guy, called Steve Hughes, that is following the path of these 3 pretty neatly... very recomended! :D

  • I love it doug...sticking it to the all the losers in the country....the polish work hard respect to them...

  • hahaah

  • I CAME. (well, mentally, but that counts in this case)

    Nothing fills me with as much love and hope as Doug Stanhope talking about a girl pushing on his eyes and pissing on his chest

  • It's a shame it all the same material from No Refunds, but still good.

  • That alternative chick might have been a bit hot... I`m attracted to alternative, what can I say :/

  • great show.

  • "I'm quite good at it".

  • "I'm pretty good at it".

  • @enoch140 You blamed the "left governement" for the recesssion.

    I did not say you were blaming the immigrants for the recession. Nor did I state that you hate immigrants.

    Polls on what? Your topics are of quite a wide range. Though your views are often found together.

    I tend to argue with very hate filled and childish people, Nice to see you are obsessing about me though :)

  • @enoch140 Case in point, stop talking for the common man, becuase this common man disagree's very strongly with your views. And stop assuming I like the current government or the past one (I hate both).

  • @enoch140

    Generally speaking I am right wing in favour of de-centralised government institutions. And giving priority to people of your own nationality over others, is almost a definition of nationalist politics.

    I have a job, it took two years of competing with immigrants, but I have never blamed other people for MY life.

    The economic problems we have come from basing our economy on banking and the use of sub prime mortgages. Oh dear... someone hasn't done there reaserch...

  • @enoch140 It's the way the world works unfortunatly, If you don't cut it the only thing you will here is... "sorry we don't want you, we have no reason to employ you."

    Nationality is not an excuse, man up and take some responsibility.

  • @enoch140 It's the left groups who look out for the lower classes. Not the right.

  • @enoch140 The idea of employing the best workers at the lowest prices i.e. "immigrants" Is a right wing idea. Not left.

    What you are in favour for is nationalism.

  • Thanks for posting

  • @ROAHHHH YESYESYESYES YES!!!

    Throw Pryor into what you stated and you have the comedians i admire most.

    man, look at history...i can't throw a conversation into a post...

    Be well...

    J

  • nationalism just teaches you to hate people youve never met

  • @iori5000 Right On! I say the same thing, that patriotism is a form of racism. It's good to hear those thoughts echoed by someone I admire as much as Stanhope.

  • man i fuckin love this guy

  • The last bit was a serious cack.

    Made me laugh out loud.

  • This is the 7th time I've watched this today. I don't know why the fuck it's so addictive. He's a master at what he does.

  • energy becomes hype.

    I do recommend anyone here click on another of the 10,000 Doug Stanhope links.

  • and Stuart Lee

  • Doug is the best thing in Charlie Brooker's Newswipe right now, BBC4 on Thursdays

  • I love doug but this show seems a bit fragmented..could be funnier.

  • Absolutly. The issue that needs to be adressed is to bring the economy to the "Plateau" it used to be. I.E A ceo who makes 100 dollars an hour and an entry level making 10. Not entry makeing 7 and the ceo making 1 million a year. Its out of control .Unions used to make this possible but our semi-communist country is eliminating unions and giving them bad street credit. This all together would eliminate the illegal issue. There would again be a middle class.

  • except that unions are communist by definition. Collective bargaining by labor is a communist ideal.

  • no unions are not affiliated with marxism. are you opposed to workers having a say in the company they work for? how does this affect you on the personal level?

  • You mean like a whole shitload of local people?

  • yea - out of the crew i worked with 4 were illegal out of around 18 or so. they were semi-newly imported.

  • i paid 60 euro for a stanhope gig in a theatre in stockholm

    he had a lot of energy, but on his website later i saw that it was his worst comedy week in his entire career, by own admission, he had the flu and shit...

    still, looking forward to next year. and another 60€

  • LOL!

    You can just give that up as Idiot Tax, for going out with such silly preconceptions.

  • Man you should have been at the gig. He sucked ass. He was just back from amsterdam and talking about taking drugs over there . Big thrill ehh. His stuff on Youtubes very funny but that gig in Dublin was Bullshite !

  • Have you listned to Marilyn Manson talk? He is on the same level as Bill Hicks and George Carlin. What is wrong with Mr. Stanhope?

  • no refunds fag

  • Dick Head

  • Pedro Mendes! Rangers!

  • DAMN right! i never EVER think of the other comedians when i listen to one, mainly because they are all so fucking unique, the only reason they are similar is BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE BALLS TO SAY HOW THEY FEEL!!

    peace.

  • LOL he must've been at a Rangers n Celtic game where the BNP guy was

  • ye ima lil bitch faggot lol

  • WORD!

  • and louis

  • louis who?

  • louis ck. stanhope and louis ck are my favorite comedians

  • Testify!

  • wow, painful truth sweetened with humor. amazing. it made my day. thank you

  • 7:23

  • "I'm quite good at it"

    Fuck'n gold man

  • tbf Celtic fans are hated and wanted out because they are Britain westboro baptist church.

  • Fuck off with the Bill Hicks references. yes Bill was brilliant and so is Doug.., But the major difference between the two is that Doug's not dead! That's like hearing someone say "man that was a good song, but the beatles played this one song", "hey pretty good riff, it reminds me of the beatles.." after every song they hear,. Let's just celebrate the fact that Doug is the best living comedian we have right now.

  • true there is only ever afew true men and were lucky we have him

  • Man Bill was so awesome,and great fucking guy,so on hte moneyBut your so fucking right.

    Hail Hail Hail

  • @numbchucking It's funny, you never hear people giving Bill Hicks shit for imitating Lenny Bruce.

  • @numbchucking I wouldn't disagree but we should enjoy them both. Bill Hicks is something else - so is Carlin, So is Groucho Marx etc etc

  • so funny when the guy said his supervisor said he's good at packing boxes .... so funny! love this guy.

  • His "going far" isn't for shock value. He's really thinking it--if it's natural, you can be good. Don't force it.

  • He reminds me a bit of Bill Hicks, which has to be the highest praise possible for a comedian. The guy's brilliant.

  • which Bill Hicks CD's would you recommend to a guy who's never heard him, who loves Stanhope? The more offensive and in-your-face the better

  • there is a lot of bill hicks on youtube.

  • "Rants in E-minor" is probably his angriest and most offensive, and it's also Hicks at his best. If you can't find any I can help you out, send me a message

  • Actually the "I'm Sorry Folks"-Bootleg is his angriest IMHO and my definite favourite.

  • The infamous chicago show is my personal favourite cant remember the name though

  • no refunds?

  • what the hell did the heckler say at 7:20? This is driving me nuts

  • "The immigrant's 're better"

  • I someone will record this & put it on Bit Torrent

  • Has anyone ever seen the BNP protesting at a sweatshop and threatening the BOSS rather than the workers? Easier to beat up the immigrant worker, who will just be replaced by another one, as long as the boss is still allowed to get away with exploiting people. BNP aren't interested in doing the hard work and targetting the source of the problem.

  • Amen.

  • im copying pasting ur comment because its so good

  • accidental incest. my favourite kind

  • doug is the best comedian at the moment!!!

  • "i pack things in boxes, doug..."

    2:20

  • rofl!

  • Wow, the heckler got pwned.

  • There is a lot of bitterness about knowledge these days.

    It's a difference fbetween qualifications and packing boxes.

    Donæt know much about the English working class, but I gather they are just as much whiners and wankers as they are anywhere else. Nationalism is a trait that you would find all over the world. And Doug put it right to the point. I hope that you agree.

  • All polacks I have shared houses with in Belfast has been hard working and honest.

    They are sympathetic and fun to have a drink and a splif with.

    What the english hooligan was ranting about is BS. He just need a scapegoat for his own failure and misery...

    Doug excecuted this beautifully...

  • that bitch piece of shit heckler... i've an idea what she said, but i'm not sure... what se said? I'm Portuguese i don´t speak the language...

  • I think all she said was "Immigrants did it".

    Hardly a reason for such bile (from posters rather than Doug, who tangentally just reflects that a fetish image doesn't guarantee a dirty woman). BTW If you don't speak the language, doesn't that make your comments a little redundant?

  • Aparently you don´t compreend what i whant to said. Redundant? no. Ironic.

    Aparentemente não percebeste nada do que eu quis dizer. Redundante? Não. irónico.

  • he totally destroys that heckler from 7:22-8:20!!!!

  • Voltaire's Angry Glove LOL. "No-one'll fuck you? I WILL!"

  • Lol @ the end, he went off on such a tangent.

  • LMFAO!!!! that end bit is great about the fetish looking chicks

  • the next president

  • The pierced slapper said 'The immigrants did it'

  • She said 'the immigrants did it'

  • If I went to one of his shows I'd be tempted to heckle him just because he's so fucking good at handling them.

  • Why blame desperate poor people for doing shit work for a fraction of what they're worth, why not blame the people who are taking advantage of their desperation by paying them shit for doing shit work? Isn't this anger directed at the wrong people? If you have to do that kind of work to survive, you're going to do it, and the disapproval of the natives isn't going to stop you, because the only alternative is to live on the street.

  • Abbey, accept my apologies for the previous response. It was late and I was obviously reading at cross-purposes. Be assured this spanner is smarting.

  • No harm done, I realize now it looks like I'm arguing with the video but I was really just ranting.

  • i love doug but this has the same material as "no excuses".

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!

    what do you mean you're not coming back?

    shitsacks!

    man i always get into stuff too late.

    Keeno's all over that band the Beatles, you heard of them?

    boy did i get a kicking

    wooa check out my flares, cool eh?

    battered

    you heard of them portable car phones?

    ended up pulling one out of my ass after that comment...

  • he's kinda bombing with the crowd , but i'm laughing my ass off.

  • He's not bombing, it's just an Edinburgh audience. They'll all be leaning forward in their seats with a 'hmm, fascinating,' expression.

  • Just because the audience aren't rising to their feet and bursting into a spontaneous round of applause at every punchline, like they do in America because over there people treat comedy shows like fascist rallies, that doesn't mean he's bombing. Believe it or not, people in the UK and Ireland go to comedy shows TO LAUGH, not to whoop and cheer. Sorry if I came across as a bit of a dick but I just had to get that off my chest.

  • @padraic2001eire

    Well america has a long tradition of Political and social commentry styled comedy.

    Stanhope, Hicks, Carlin etc

    People applaud at american comedy gigs more often, becuase comedians like Doug often act as quasi political/social thinkers when they do stand up.

  • @padraic2001eire thank you for fuckin SAYING THAT! You're not a dick for voicing your logical opinion, because you have all the facts behind you. YOU HAVE JUST CAUSE, and I think that if more people with Just Cause forcefully voiced their opinions onto others [as long as they are relevant to the moment], that this world could be a better place.

  • Stanhope is the shit.

  • Cut her some slack, she got the last name right.

  • hahah Don

  • Can we get a Congressional hearing on immigration and put Don Stanhope on the stand? Please, pretty please with sugar on top and a cherry and whip cream.

  • Jeżeli kogoś obraża ten film to albo nic z niego nie rozumie albo jest debilem. Przecież to jest komedia, na dodatek on raczej wypowiada się pozytywnie o Polakach. Ludzie, wy albo naprawdę jesteście zajebiście zakompleksieni albo zajebiście głupi... zresztą to idzie w parze.

  • zamiast obierac ziemniaki polki powinny pracowac w burdelach -super pochwala

  • Ale to jest ironia, rozumiesz. To jest tylko żart. Podejrzewam, że ten koleś nie miał zamiaru nikogo obrazić. Żałosne jest to, że niektórzy obrażają się o byle co. Poluzujmy nieco poślady bo takie obrażanie się na wszystkich i wszystko tylko nam szkodzi.

  • stop being racist and embrace the new world order.

  • "piekne polki wiecej zarobilyby jako prostytutki niz sortujac kartofle" i to was nie obraza?

  • piekni poolji pootie bwonka wotely shobi prostitution me to was nee oblada

  • Guys - Doug is not ripping on Polish people. He is taking the piss out of those in his own country who complain about Mexican immigrants and (because he is performing in the UK) in the UK who complain about Polish immigrants "taking our jobs." The joke is on them - not you.

  • more Polish jokes next time

  • Hi Tom,

    The way I see it he is slagging anti immigrationists in the UK. These people usually complain "they can't speak our language + they take our jobs." Doug is saying: IF you can have your job taken by someone who can't speak your language, then you should be embarrased of yourself rather than angry at Polish people.

    But the key word is IF...

  • He portrays the home-grown unemployed people as dumber, so how is it disgusting? He's laughing at the people who can do nothing more productive than complain that other people are better at their jobs than they are.

  • niektorzy maja nadzieje, ze to nie o nich tylko o innych-zejdzcie na ziemie...

  • fucking stupid dick !!! come to Poland for show!!! after show you ......

  • Gosc nasmiewa sie z nacjonalistow. W ogole go nie rozumiecie.

  • a "suck a dick" co oznacza (part3)?

    czesc ludzi czuje sie lepszymi niz inni (imigranci)

  • Ok, zgoda, jeden nieprzyzwoity dowcip w cz. 3, a reszta? Szczegolnie ten gosc, ktory dzwoni do radia.

  • bo nacjonalisci sa nawet glupsi niz polscy imigranci -niewielkie pocieszenie, udajmy, ze to nie o nas

  • . I tak lepiej by było gdyby mniej wieśniaków bez języka mieszkało na Wyspach Brytyjskich bo ludzie wykształceni są myleni z alkoholikami okolic podmiejskich którzy nie dość ze jakby to nie było nic dziwnego opierdolili by z pod siebie gówno i cieszyli sie ze dzięki temu na żarciu w Anglii można zaoszczędzić, poza tym mniej by było podpierdalaczy i ludzi którzy zamiast sobie pomagać tylko pod sobą kopią dołki nie chcąc dopuścić by miał ktoś lepiej od nich ,

  • sb should spit in his face he has no shame and respect for others

  • skurwysyn jebany

  • cos mi sie wydaje ze on wcale nie jest rasista. wstrzymajcie oddech i posluchajcie o co mu chodzi. ale jezeli chcecie go obrzucac obelgami bez zastanowienia. lepiej uczcie sie od niego jak besztac tepych anglikow za rasizm.

  • o co mu chodzi?

    oswiec nas!

  • u r pice of shit!!!!!!!! TWAT!!!!!!!!! how many languages do u know?????? only english ??? lazy fat ass!!!!! go to dentist better coz u look like idion!!!!!! with hole between your teeths!!! TWAT TWAT !!!!!!!!!!

  • Pumawg, I'm truly impressed what a well spoken person you are...PATHETIC!

  • fuck him polish people take your job you know why ?? becouse english people they dont whant work for that money but you know what we got a job and english people always complain bla bla bla

  • is he from the COUNTRY OF IMMIGRANTS???

  • Americans do not realize that many of those immigrants are much better educated than they are, they often speak a few languagues ....

  • Well I'm pleased to see that the split amongst the Polish here is about 50/50. Doug Stanhope's humour is the comedic equivalent of a big stick with nails in it. Brutal, but with many striking points. Any criteria I'd use to judge whether to show this to someone, wouldn't include the fact that they're Polish, just how active and dark their humour is.

  • Tom123ek and lazydayzzz, you're missing his point completely. He took it a bit too far at points, I agree, but he actually criticises the Scottish (and the English, I believe)for their lack of ambition, looking for excuses,blaming immigrants for their own uselessness etc.

  • a bit too far?

  • Tom123ek, I agree he took it too far with "sucking a dick,"but as RileyELFuk put it, this is the guy's sense of humour. Apart from that this show IS NOT offensive to the Polish.I'm Polish and I'm not offended at all. Work on improving your English because it seems you just don't understand what he says.