Human Weapon - Pankration

[MrNadie000]

thumbs up if Limitless brought you here!!!!

[TheCle2001]

Thank you a good video :)

[The94Truth]

Those guy doesn't have dicks :D.

[MusicHistory100]

Pankration. The first martial art ever.

[kilianefabio]

muito bom

[AhmedA3G]

20 persons are gay

[regfaga]

It looks soooo easy :/

[mountainboardmania]

Always remember, once you have thrown your opponent to the ground, throw a few cheap shots to his face and neck to make sure that he is permanently disabled

[DJFranky0928]

0:41-0:42 LOL

[babyeli777]

ah hell nah..math's included..great-_-

[superfreakinawesome8]

the 2 top comments are the same, and i find them both hilarious

[flatulentperdition]

i hit a guy with a gastriezen like kick one time. he couldnt move afterwords.

[pepperdahkat]

um.... do u have to be a very strong person to do any of this? XD cuz this looks so cool and im not a very strong person XD

[MusicHistory100]

@pepperdahkat No my friend. I know pankration and this is not about your strength, but your mind. Strength is needed too but you can throw down a 200 kilos man even if you are only 50 kilos. It's all about timing, speed and mind.

[addnukawiptim]

to kung fu gastriezen is just a heel kick

[VaggosMj]

Greek Kung fu :PPP

[TMBmain]

step 1. Strip

step 2. Paintself silver

step 3. Slowmotion nock down other naked it's

[OriginalRTyst]

Saved me 4 more videos.

[dumassfaceheadbum]

this is awesome and i'

[RedLegenedNaur]

LLOOOOOL SHITZ

[Noova7]

I did this to my friend

Where not friends anymore..

[buppe64]

Learn to fight in just three steps,

1 get naked

2 somehow remove your penis

3 paint your body silver

congratz, you can now beat anyone

[crazykawas]

@buppe64 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­haha

[bjarte365]

Moral of story: Dont mess with grey guys

[Deady4u]

0:20 looks very much like a rugby tackle

[TheAchoron]

@Deady4u do you play rugby? cuz you are right

[Deady4u]

@TheAchoron yeah I do :)

[vipulvekhande]

If At School I Do It My Opponent Will Be Killed And I Have To Take A Punishment Or A Long Speech!

[Mr01012006]

the way he speaks remind me of ani,al planet!!

[Vitordelima25]

Mas isso funciona ?

[Yeigoc1]

Why when I visit a video, a stupid comment is there? I always lol'd XD

[Nimzowitz]

Why would anyone want to teach this? This is sick!

[hbolle00]

@Nimzowitz

you learn it in most martial arts :P ( i mean the kick )

its a basic front kick..

the throw looks like a basic throw from Judo

[Mr131211109876543210]

I love these videos.  Who makes them?

[nhlpens]

First kick... question... is that not Ninjutsu kick?? Sub-Zero uses this move and it is called Big Leg. He is fictional but the move is not. In the movies the actors use ninjutsu moves, and dragon style kungfu

[hoa0072005]

there's a way to not get hurt much when you falling down. \

[nebulas100]

there was some tea bagging going on here

[askaban34]

i can't throw a fat kid over my shoulder..already tried it...failed hard..

[RainbowDashieFTW]

never fuck with naked grey humans

[crazyphil5]

go silver dude go

[shadyblitz]

ok and the stance u r in with the kamora the dude would probably bite ur balls off!!!

[ciornianucristian]

THIS !

IS!

SPARTAA!

[flynnsmellmyfart]

my mom always told me dont mess with the grey guys

[PoolpartyFriends]

zwidders

[fellydog]

and while your ripping his arm off you can take a shit in his face

[MrY3110w]

wouldn't it be embarrassing if you try to should throw someone in a fight and you can't pick them up

[Phunkation]

why does those man have cut their penises off?

[alexandre77999]

my buddy who is like half my size did the shoulder throw on me so that i hit a chair when we were messing around it was funny cause when i got up he was standing their like what the fuck did i just do then laughed

[babart1988]

racistas, el muñeco oscuro o negro es golpeado siempre por el blanco jajajaja!

[zeushammerfist]

ive been on the other end of a shoulder throw in my class multiple times, and it aint fun.

[Uaxis]

This is the exact move that the elites in halo reach use to one shot you in melee. :P

I think the german name of this maneuver has some connotations regarding that... -_-

[rangedat]

It's better to go to your side on an Achilles lock so you have a greater range of motion

[Sk8Dude4ROBLOX]

1:24 : The nut suck technique.

[Nagaraju3023]

this video is excellent

[Kalouomania1]

MEGAS ALEXANDROS RE

[gieduckqaz]

well come on we all imagine this but can we put it to real life lol thats the question

[Philosophy903]

@gieduckqaz i just did it on my big brother

[SHG3333]

1:12 porn !?! WTF !!

[MrGentlemen89]

This is also called the Maygiri .. used in Kickboxing

[Gektek]

@MrGentlemen89 wrestlin and boxin derives from ancient greece its not also called...

[LyricsForYouInside]

0:04 - 0:15 THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!

[RYANRYAN1234567]

@LyricsForYouInside anyone else say this in the heavy low voice

[summonskall]

fantastic ^.^

[missbelarus3404]

THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[summonskall]

@missbelarus3404 indeed XD



[kenmigs12]

at shoulder lock the only thing that kills your opponent is your ass

[MrSoultaker432]

0:53 i tryed doing that to my friend at skool it FAILED i looked like a retard doing that SMH

[ThePinkMan]

@MrSoultaker432 That might have something to do with the fact that you know nothing about the technique.

You can't just watch a video and be able to perform martial arts. These videos weren't even made for people to learn from them.

[vladnuke]

@MrSoultaker432 Welp, try taking some classes in mma or whatever. Or just try it on your buddy again, and put your full body into it.

[ninjabuddy1]

THIS. IS. SPARTA.

[freerain11]

how come i cant do that

[ZenBreakfast]

@freerain11 You can't do any of these moves because you stay all day watching Nigahiga and other retards on youtube.

[Myoldnamesdontwork]

and i was learning how to heal people with broken bones and ribs. working hard to memorize all the places that are likely to be broken...this video is telling people how to break other people's bones...what the hell is wrong with the society? okay i break your bones then figure out a way to fix it...

[fingrid]

0:37 - 0:42

"This is enough to cause a serious brain injury"

*the guy starts beating his opponents skull in*

ROFLMAO! Were they purposely trying to be comedic?

0:44 "Shoulder Throw"

That looks exactly like Ippon Seoi Nage, a white-belt technique in Judo. If you want to pull this one out, focus on the very beginning where the guy turns his back to his opponent.

These moves look very practical. If you are anything less than heavy-weight, you should know how to pull out those locks with ease.

[taigi98]

am 13, this is good to learn... am a girl..

[straite2hell]

isn't the armlock just a kimura?

[F27ROCKYGREEK]

Παγκρατιον(Pangration) is the most powerful martial art..!!!!!!!!!!!

[SierraUSMC]

:08 "This is SPARTA"

[DEFKILLER2]

Perfect time to bite if you in that lock. :D

[TheHappytyler]

@DEFKILLER2 Trust me it will hurt so bad you would not be able to bite or move at all xD

[KeeperAndrei]

1:22 Teabagging your oponent. Pankration style

[Ravenlash7007]

but what happens if he pins you down ??

[MrDarthvaderlikespie]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[77omgomgomglolz]

1:16 is a teabag...lolz

[DaRkAnG3L1000]

MAN-Ginas

[darknesswolf7]

wtf math

[LucielStarz123]

See? math, physic and science is very useful, Be aware of those genius in your class, they might be a ninja in disguise

[miloman89]

00:43 i used to do that to my friends when we were playing when i was 8 lol memories

[CalvinTeeKai]

1:13 blowjob LOL

[Dino2870]

(;

[keetongu123]

i dun think the shoulder lock is painful.....cause it looks like you're forcing him to suck your......

[Kabitu1]

Yaay, broken body parts!

Seriously, is this supposed to be entertainment?

"Take notes kids; this is how you effectively dislocate a shoulder"!

[BlackBulletIV]

@Kabitu1 I don't think they're intending it for little kids. I personally find it quite informative; you just need to know when to use certain moves (for example, don't snap someone's shoulder in a disagreement).

[Metin2Resh]

You should never use the gastrizein in a fight against someone bigger if you don't want to fall due to the lack of balance...

[chailizard]

3500 pounds? bollocks

[Muizhunter]

0:22 that is soo jack swagger

[HolyFruityPebbles]

This + Dubstep = NO SURVIVORS

[BDFdaTnT]

sorta dangerous...

[HermanHermes]

Achilles lock is the best!

[clingo316]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!

[trumanktki]

Why the grey guy always lose :(

[mrrelentless279]

THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!

[littleman787]

Lol'd at 1:16, poor guy was just having a nice nap in the sun

[nafaka12]

@littleman787 looks like a sideway teabag

[ABUDHABICOMBATCLUBOA]

@littleman787 then the silver surfer comes along and dislocates his shoulder with a kimura

[AdminTheKing]

@littleman787 even worst+funny ay 1:16 is...that the attacker can't attack you BUT...what if he raise his head near your balls and bite them? haahahaa!

[lapinbeau]

Damn it Grey Guy! Stop beating up poor Brown Guy!

What did he ever do to you?

[Headcrab389]

HEHEH 69 At 1:24

[Headcrab389]

I love how after he is on the ground un able to move he still punches him in the face..

[mr0scary]

Who says 'dont mess with the grey dudes? Maybe hes not a good figher.. maybe the guy getting beat up sucks xD

[Meetretvets]

it's because he's the silver surfer... but am not xD

[JabrilAqdas]

On second move.. How about while he is doing it .. I lock my legs in thrower legs.. What can be next move?

[OMGdomisere]

ippon seoi nage (shoulder throw) Is a amazing move.

[EmRazy]

Leonidas :-D This Is Sparta :-D

[olicoboy]

i'm 7 1/2 stone the guy i'm fighting is 13 1/2... i've had a fight with him before but he wieghed alot more and was slow what should i do?

[zeno57]

@olicoboy When he comes up in your face .Say , hey that old man called the cops and look and point off to your left side and to behind him..When he looks to see the cop car hit him with your fist on the jaw half way between the chin and the back of the jawbone..This is what in old America boxers called the button and it is an instant knock out..You might think he will be looking for you the next day but in my experience he will now have respect for you and not muck with you any more.

[olicoboy]

@zeno57 i beat him he was really slow i just jabbeb him in the face alot, then used my elbow to knock him out

[afromusician1]

When i kick someone in the stomach i dont get a '' PAW '' sound why?

[MegaMosaro]

All thIs moVe is from ju jitsu !!



[LIFEGOESOVER]

two naked guys fighting

[idiotAREstupid]

0:01 THIS IS SPARTA!

[parzifal2]

D: is very very similar to ju-jitsu japanese.

[thexman50]

is there a site with all these short movies?

[bingbangboombing]

SPARTA KICK!!!!

[awesomechick778]

hehehe no one will ever dare to sneek up behind me again >:D

[MrRucknroll]

i love the random numbers and equations lol

[FuBuh1n1Zombikiller]

why are they naked ! 

[Abcproable]

@FuBuh1n1Zombikiller Haha ^^ you are clever !!! ^^

[Mbilal1233]

Loving the end bit

[Darknectar18]

Koom Bah Yah...

[thomascolin12]

0:41 lol.. nice 

[PazarakiaCity]

xaxaaxxax GREEK POWER PANKRATION!!!!!

[RedMoon151]

@PazarakiaCity wste den eimai o monos ellinas pou blepei ayta ta video....

[PazarakiaCity]

@RedMoon151 fisika kai den eisai!

[TribunalxWarrior]

lol at the two top comments

[SimAlias]

Pankration, kicking peoples asses before Muay Thai, Sambo, Judo, Wrestling, Boxing and BJJ came about.

[dksilentbob]

@SimAlias wrestling is older

[ThePinkMan]

@SimAlias Wrestling and boxing are older. Pankration derived heavily from Hellenic boxing and wrestling.

[Giagantus]

@ThePinkMan Indeed though there theories of some lineage from egyptian wrestling and boxing

[ironpooch123]

@ThePinkMan Actuall, a lot of it is judo

[ThePinkMan]

@ironpooch123 I'm talking about the ancient art of Pankration, not the modern revival.

[TheAnonymousGreek]

@ThePinkMan Im sure pankration was the first fighting style especially since Hellenics are one of the first people

[laizk]

@SimAlias Too bad that never happened. Jiu-jitsu came before all of these and judo came out of that.

[asian714cali]

@laizk pankration is actually older then jujuitsu but kalairpayttu is found before pankration and shuai jiao is found before both of them .shuai jiao is one of the only oldest martial arts predated the first chinese emporer that was not destroy

[asian714cali]

@SimAlias fyi pankration today is different for there are not many form of pankration found that why u see stuff like tang soo do in pankration..and pankration is consider an "MMA' making it the oldest mma sport..and bjj = is basicly judo ground fighting style mix with jujuitsu ground fighting style..have you heard of goshinkwai? it brit S.A.S fight style but unlike bjj it use all of jujitsu and judo combine

[ThomasWinkworth]

if this is powerful then i would love to know how powerful a sidekick is, one of those sidekicks which you step into

[TheNertin]

I love those non sense maths notes :D

[yerrihsrafynigka]

for some reason the top coments always have those three dots coming after each sentence...

[bryanmartinez101]

what if you trip?

[Rafieranger]

if i ever use the gastrizein. i would yell "grastrizein" while doing it

[MyNoobie123]

it's kinda awkward because the dummies are like naked....

[OdysseusAres5500]

0:04 Push the fucker over.

Fight over.

[ThePinkMan]

@OdysseusAres5500 Although you can do that as a counter in a real fight, keep in mind that he's not going to be kicking you in slow-motion.

[OdysseusAres5500]

@ThePinkMan Of course. I was only joking though.

You sound like you know a bit about fighting?

[SoraAngel0]

Lol fighting with math

[IcemanDKfull]

when he kicks him he says EAT SHIT!

[haziqakif]

1:14 ---> smell my ass!

[off99555]

You must remember that formula on 0:30 to do a right fling.

[JTJUE101]

for the arm throw, they left out you need to get your hips under their hips in order to throw them easier

[rtfuhj]

Oh yeah this makes it safe to go out to bars!

[TehWafflesaregood]

0:40 I'M NOT DONE WITH YOU!!!!! lol

[THEBUNNYNUKEDUS]

0:41 what?



[Betoo151]

this will help im a bully =d 

[gothicasuwung]

We use that kick in Capoeira.

[SimAlias]

Holy shit Pankration had Kimura, Kneebar, Seoi Nage and Double Leg Takedowns before the introduction of Gis lol.

[SuperRemyBonjasky]

THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAA !!!