The arrest occurred the same day that Puerto Rican prosecutors found probable cause to charge José Ortíz Castro with assaulting a transgender woman, Francheska González, at a gas station. She told the AP the attack was so brutal that an implant in her right breast was punctured. ELLEN PLEASE HELP OUR GAYS
Porsgrunn, Norway! Norway representing! Captain Sabertooth! The Worst pirate in the seven seas and the only one who wears more makeup than Jack Sparrow!
You'd have to be pretty retarded to think that a customer would really want all that nonsense written on her cake!
Seriously, how freakin' hard is it to be a cake decorator? Just double check before you hang up with the person and ask for the number of words they want just to be sure! That should help!
oh my god i laughed so darn hard im crouching. xD my ads hurt already and this laughing brings both pain and pleasure...wait. uhh...i mean, this laughing brings both pain and amusement.
Hahaha! You don't know how funny it is to listen to you Ellen when you try to say Synøve Steinsvik in Porsgrunn, Norway. Haha. I can't belive that I'm actually rolling on the floor lafing! You see I'm from Norway that's why its so funny :)
@MySnowKissedBerry well when they asked the mom what message they had to put on the cake, she answered: 'i don't know, blue or green, or blue and green,(referring to what color the message had to be), whatever... and the woman who baked the cake literally wrote that on the cake, she didn't get that she just had to put someting random like happy birthday... :)
haha, I love this Ellen, I am as well from Norway ( refering to the pirate-picture that was sent in) and quess what? I am your name twin, my name is Ellen as well! I am a huuuge fan of you and even though I live on the other side of the world I still tune in on your channel often, tweet, youtube and sometimes on our tv as well. Keep up the good work - I adore you :D
LMAO the last picture!
Frushpa 14 hours ago
Norge!
gabrielsup1 23 hours ago in playlist What's Wrong with these Photos Photos
Anybody else notice /another/ mistake on the cake? It says "for a 17th year old" xD
haleypotter97 1 day ago
OH YEAH TOP COMMENT!
sophrulz101 2 days ago in playlist What's Wrong with these Photos Photos
OMG THE LAST ONE OMFG I CAN'T EVEN!
kingplatan0 1 week ago
BLUE OR GREEN BLUE AND GREEN, omg I'm dying
LadyMinor13 1 week ago
The person who took that cake order was DEFFINATELY a blonde!
breanna34 1 week ago
@breanna34 You must be a blonde also because it's DEFINITELY not DEFFINATELY.
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breanna34 1 week ago
woah i live in cedar park :o
katielovescameron01 1 week ago
@katielovescameron01 Woah I do too!
MissisMalfoy 1 week ago
@MissisMalfoy were cool >.<
katielovescameron01 5 days ago
@MissisMalfoy were cool >.<
katielovescameron01 5 days ago
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@MissisMalfoy were cool >.<
katielovescameron01 5 days ago
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@MissisMalfoy were cool >.<
katielovescameron01 5 days ago
NORGE!!!!!!!
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That was MY cake! swear to god, best birthday ever we got a free one and i nearly peed my pants laughing so hard.
TdbTxiHITn4GET 1 week ago 2
Shit!.. I need to go to bed, but I can't stop watching Ellen!
linkpenny 2 weeks ago 7
Kaptein Sabeltann!
MrMamimuma 2 weeks ago 2
NORWAY!!! <3333
Gyganz 2 weeks ago 2
i think they r just messing with her now with the names! lol
Diddin817 2 weeks ago in playlist More videos from TheEllenShow 4
lol the last one.
ajgomez34 2 weeks ago in playlist What's Wrong with these Photos Photos
Kaptein SabelTann!!!! Hiv & hooii!!!
TheMusicLover487 2 weeks ago
captain sabertooth NORWAY !!!!!!
fixetid 3 weeks ago
THAT CAKE IS HILARIOUS! hahahahahaha I wonder why the girl was like that in the fishtank o.o....
MusicalAnna101 3 weeks ago 2
ahahah that cake!! i wanna cake like that!!!
Zaki1D 1 month ago
Synnøve Steinsvik from Porsgrunn og Kaptein Sabeltann! That is HILARIOUS xD Great job trying, Ellen! *thumbs up*
WorldOfLivingArts 1 month ago 2
OMG LOL YOUR SOOOOOOO FUNNY ELLEN BRING ONE DIRECTION ON YOUR SHOW PPPPLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@iluvonedirection1011 I agree!!
Zaki1D 1 month ago
KAPTAIN SABELTAN
Simpsonsgurl 1 month ago
The first photo is weird
nellie2581 1 month ago
that cake is wooooooooooooooow. xd
Selenamiley231 1 month ago
really?....okay
z3juila 1 month ago
Im from Norway too :D <3<3
mjoakim111 1 month ago
that baker who did the cake in the last photo had to have been a jevunile airhead newbie lol i love it! XD
keleic 1 month ago
I bet the one from Norway was named Synnøve and came from Porsgrund ^^
111Cero 1 month ago
@111Cero Porsgrunn ;) Porsgrund er en porselensfabrikk :)
WorldOfLivingArts 1 month ago
@WorldOfLivingArts ...Visste det daaa... 0:) ehe
111Cero 1 month ago
That cake had to be deliberate. Some joker at the bakers' couldn't resist. Lol.
phoenixfriend 1 month ago
At the end of the cake looks like it'sbeen written SARA, not SAM :D lol
fluffyraykatie 1 month ago
Best. cake. ever.
ScazzaGrace 1 month ago
I love Kaptein Sabeltann! Never gonna be able to look at Pelle (or Pysa?) the same though :D
TheMonkeyPoke 1 month ago
YAY NORWAY!!!
TheBumbleBunny 1 month ago
GO NORWAY :D
alexboo1296 2 months ago 5
there was an idiot taking cake orders
livinoffmusicandgaga 2 months ago 4
The crowd had a little bit of a late reaction with the pirates!
ceade123 2 months ago
Synnøve Steinsvik ? Porsgrunn, Norge? Er det riktigt? :)
(Is that right?)
ekkaakkeekkaakke 2 months ago 4
I live in porsgrunn norway
MrKoKoDAVID 2 months ago
I'm guessing she was trying to read Synnøve..? Hahah.
hopefulinsight 2 months ago in playlist More videos from TheEllenShow
Teaching today, touching tomorrow!!!
MrLuis3234 3 months ago
Porsgrunn, Norway!!
MrLuis3234 3 months ago 3
" Ashleeeey Hurabore, really? "
Awesomee :P lool xD
LiveLifeCreatively 3 months ago 3
I love it when Ellen tries to pronounce the Norwegian names !
MsRegineful 3 months ago 2
The most awkward thing is that my name is Sam and I'm 17 on Sunday.
Shit that's funny!! XD
sammissymoo 3 months ago
@sammissymoo happy bay
charliemallorca1 3 months ago
2:09, "For a 17th year old. Blue and green, blue and green. You know, whatever." Happy Birthday, Sam!
MrLuis3234 3 months ago 7
Hahah, i live in chesterfield!
gomizzou3 3 months ago
HAHA, that'd be an awesome cake for a birthday lol!
Fluteorwrite 3 months ago 5
NORWAY! yaay :D
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letschat6 3 months ago in playlist TheEllenShow Channel
the first picture is creepy!
ThePoppy325 3 months ago in playlist What's Wrong with these Photos Photos 4
´´ well sweetie their looking for pirate booty´´ craked me up
79ladys 3 months ago 7
Ashley....Hooey-bore? okay.
Msvaldez100 3 months ago 2
LOL!! I LOVE THISS
The5a2wed 3 months ago
Haha, I love the last one xD
iluvhypnosis 4 months ago
well, sweetie, they were looking for pirates' BOOTIE.
bareillesfan1031 5 months ago 207
NORWAYYY
turtlerwr 5 months ago in playlist TheEllenShow Channel 5
how is the first one possible
hilfloram1 5 months ago
this woman made programme about accent with man
amassi2010 5 months ago
"Hmm...Timmy's reading at a 3rd grade level and he's massaging like a high schooler!"
congrats Timmy!
OptimisticJoker720 5 months ago 9
Kaptein Sabeltann ftw! ;D
Satome90 5 months ago 2
oh i would love to attened that school
softfishy 5 months ago
Haha pirates booty that genius
hilfloram1 6 months ago
"teaching today, Touching tomorrow"!!!!!!! lmfao!
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CIBOYPRODUCTION 7 months ago
Ellen:well sweety, their looking for pirate's booty
and with such a straight face!!!!
also the cake!!! i practically choked on my own saliva~~
Izzyintan1992 7 months ago 4
OMG cool cake, can't stop laughing!!!!
cataplero 7 months ago 6
they are mooning!
womenofkinda 7 months ago
Huh.. so THAT's how they pronounce my name in the US. O_o xD
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he ate his head..
daffie15 8 months ago
i like the cake picture
madagascar202 8 months ago
i made this face :O when she said norway. has she every recived somthing from outside the states before? Nice!
Maarrii94 8 months ago 3
@Maarrii94 yeah, I made the same face one time she said Venezuela! especially cause I tried to write and for some reason I couldnt!
anaw1188 7 months ago
the cake is a lie
TheNeostrike 8 months ago
i don't kinda get the second one pls explain :)
potstemrose 9 months ago
that cake had me crying lol!!!
muzicfreak4real 9 months ago
Porsgrunn, Norway! Norway representing! Captain Sabertooth! The Worst pirate in the seven seas and the only one who wears more makeup than Jack Sparrow!
ivegot2words4ya 9 months ago
i love kaptein sabeltann(they guy with the white face)
ingtra1 9 months ago 2
this is just hilarious!
JoEmxd05 9 months ago
piratres booty!!
Preeya41 9 months ago
synnøve xD
95932489 10 months ago
You'd have to be pretty retarded to think that a customer would really want all that nonsense written on her cake!
Seriously, how freakin' hard is it to be a cake decorator? Just double check before you hang up with the person and ask for the number of words they want just to be sure! That should help!
FerraTiKarinaNeil 10 months ago 5
Teaching today, touching tomorrow xD
Himbeerchen123 10 months ago 7
Hahahah norske navn er så morsomme på engelsk! xD Norway<3
vickanhp8 10 months ago 7
NORWAY <3<3<3<3<3
vickanhp8 10 months ago 6
Whoever made that cake should be fired for putting that on there!!!lol
marskeins 10 months ago
I don't get the last picture... What's so funny about it?
buggld 11 months ago
"Really? Okay" i love the way she said that XD
randcaresocool 11 months ago 8
I love the half-crazed laugh after the pirate's booty part XD.
Julianna416 11 months ago 3
damn the cake is funny!
engel0010 11 months ago 3
haha OMG that cake is hilarious ^^
strawberrymargharita 11 months ago 281
LOL . Who is the dumb Cake shop owner :P
UberSnuggy 11 months ago 3
Hahahah! Kaptein Sabeltann (captain sabertooth) will never be the same again ^^
MrsMeiwes 11 months ago 5
Nettavisen got me here!
tjjtld 11 months ago
Synnøve!
onkelanders 11 months ago 4
LOL im from Porsgrunn, Norway
lucianos1990 11 months ago 6
@kevintheuntameable The overweight pirates hand is ... yeah, pirates booty.
kayjo101 11 months ago
I can not believe that cake! LOL
kayjo101 11 months ago
i laughed so HARD for the last one
xDvu82 11 months ago
The last one = WIN. WIN. WIN.
all i'm saying.
xxCherrixFizzxx 11 months ago 6
hahahaha! Sunnøve Steinsvik i porsgrunn! im norwegian lol! thats funny:P
Snexiih 11 months ago 2
Hahahahhaahh " Ashley Huiboore. Really? Okay!" :D
Hahahah Ellen ist just hiliraaous :D
I just loove that woman :p
loveyouxoxo94 11 months ago 3
OMG blue or green what ever hahahahaha
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Christinasmusicpage 11 months ago
@Christinasmusicpage its sam....
AWEIRDNAMEDGUY 11 months ago
@AWEIRDNAMEDGUY oh,okay .sorry . sam
Christinasmusicpage 11 months ago
@Christinasmusicpage lol :D
AWEIRDNAMEDGUY 11 months ago
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@AWEIRDNAMEDGUY oh,okay. sorry .sam
Christinasmusicpage 11 months ago
Lol, so funny when Ellen tried pronouncing that Norwegian name! Synnøve Steinsvik! lol! I'm from Norway, thats why its funny to me :)
TheFairydusters 11 months ago 3
Lol, so funny when Ellen tried pronouncing that Norwegian name! Synnøve Steinsvik! lol!
TheFairydusters 11 months ago 2
haha, it's so funny when you try to say synøve steinsvik from porsgrunn, norway. :P I'm from Norway, so that's why it's so funny
MrVebari 11 months ago 5
Haha these made me laugh out loud. Especially the two year old, and the cake :p
paintitgolden 11 months ago
oh my god i laughed so darn hard im crouching. xD my ads hurt already and this laughing brings both pain and pleasure...wait. uhh...i mean, this laughing brings both pain and amusement.
Time to check out the other videos!
watsup4u 11 months ago
I didnt get the last one
brianphilip182 11 months ago
Teaching the children today.... touching them tomorrow..... ahahahahahaha omg.......
fluffydreamer9 11 months ago 5
cake fail LOL i laughed so hard at that last one
hm579 11 months ago 227
last picture is a FAIL.
lolfriendz 11 months ago 6
well sweetie their looking for pirate's booty!!!lol
marskeins 11 months ago 6
Hahaha! You don't know how funny it is to listen to you Ellen when you try to say Synøve Steinsvik in Porsgrunn, Norway. Haha. I can't belive that I'm actually rolling on the floor lafing! You see I'm from Norway that's why its so funny :)
hannesunnivaChilosa 11 months ago 2
OMG! Blue and green blue and green you know whatever!! LOL.
Victoryisalways 11 months ago
HAHAHAHA!! I just can't stop laughing!! :D
Victoryisalways 11 months ago
oh my gosh i laughed my head off!!!
lexylou1616 11 months ago
there is nothing funnier to me than watching americans or brits trying to speak norwegian
ToreIversen 11 months ago 2
@ToreIversen then try watching asians speak it. well its more cute than funny
koreangirl891 11 months ago
LOL the last one killed me :)
Filipmkdd 11 months ago 4
I go to school near Chesterfield, MO. (the location of the last one). I wonder what bakery it was.
VivaciousVitality 11 months ago
@VivaciousVitality DAIRY QUEEN CLAYTON RD
TdbTxiHITn4GET 1 week ago
i dont get the last one . . . :$
MySnowKissedBerry 11 months ago
@MySnowKissedBerry well when they asked the mom what message they had to put on the cake, she answered: 'i don't know, blue or green, or blue and green,(referring to what color the message had to be), whatever... and the woman who baked the cake literally wrote that on the cake, she didn't get that she just had to put someting random like happy birthday... :)
twilightaddiction001 11 months ago 2
@twilightaddiction001 OH AHAH THANKSS (:
MySnowKissedBerry 11 months ago 2
@MySnowKissedBerry no problem :)
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Mfanful 11 months ago
@Mfanful DAMN, I LIVE HERE TOO! Hahahahah, det var bare så uventet at hun nevnte norsker hahah.
MichaelJackson0o 11 months ago
@MichaelJackson0o Ja, ikke sant :o I would like her to say norwegian names like: Øystein, Gunnhildur eller noe liknende ! :D
Mfanful 11 months ago
@Mfanful haha how funny that would be:p
Pontii91 11 months ago
@MichaelJackson0o Det heter ikke norsker
hannesunnivaChilosa 11 months ago
I LIVE IN NORWAY :DD <3
Hobeogg 11 months ago
the last one is so funny :) hahahaha
bubbleyumcrazzy 11 months ago
NORWAY<3 hihi porsgrunn? x)
turtlerwr 11 months ago
How can a decorator really be that stupid to actually write that on a cake?
Spongefreak89 11 months ago 6
ååå, Kaptein Sabeltann da!
mauderkul 11 months ago
Synnøve = Synnov? Epic fail xD God I love how the Norwegian alphabet has three extra letters, æ,ø,å :)
Yup I'm from Norway^^
HeidiKristineTV 11 months ago 4
What are those pirates doing? HAHA.. The last one is just priceless xD
TutorialMaster46 11 months ago 4
Hahaha, so funny when she's trying to say the name from Norway. And the city, Porsgrunn. Funny for me since I'm from Norway! :D
87neram 11 months ago 2
It's Porskrund ... A very pretty city in Norway :D
I'm from Norway :D
iretei93 11 months ago 3
C'mon TheEllenShow, not even 480p resolution!
Odin7thor 11 months ago
lol , the last one is funny
hahahas
spo0oon 11 months ago 2
From Norway...cool. Synnøve from Porsgrunn Norway
EllenDegeneresfan100 11 months ago 2
I love the CAKE part..lollll ..the funniest one ever, but I think Ellen makes it sound even funnier...lol
LOVE Ellen :)
Arthikaj 11 months ago 3
haha i love that laugh from the audience tht is like really high pitched @ 1:39
wowitsme103 11 months ago 3
yay! i can laugh again! thanx ellen!
LadyMyara 11 months ago 2
OMG. FInally Ellen is back! Can someone tell me what happen? Cos of Japan?
MrTitus93 11 months ago 2
Omg
I want that cake
Lol
zixen2 11 months ago
I love the cake! My dad just got one last night that said "you're old Mike!"
Philliesgurl99 11 months ago
the cake was hilarious
TheMrTaquito 11 months ago 3
LMAO! Ellen you crack me up :D
xHoneyBProductionx 11 months ago 2
The cake just killed the life in me!!!! hilarious, love u Ellen!
HIHNickel 11 months ago 5
WE'VE MISSED YOU ELLEN! :D xx
nufc009 11 months ago 2
LMAO at the first one
draco3113 11 months ago 4
haha, I love this Ellen, I am as well from Norway ( refering to the pirate-picture that was sent in) and quess what? I am your name twin, my name is Ellen as well! I am a huuuge fan of you and even though I live on the other side of the world I still tune in on your channel often, tweet, youtube and sometimes on our tv as well. Keep up the good work - I adore you :D
ellenft 11 months ago