The DO'S and DON'TS of College

[gabbzylol]

REPTAR!!!!!!!!! :D

[punkprincess91011]

like around 1:17 i think that dude thinks she is weird and crazy

[bastardidentro4]

I WANT ANOTHER ONE OF YOU 3 ! AHAHAHAHAH ♥

[AnyCalmAvenue]

I keep coming back to this video to laugh at Cassandra's "sleeping"

[cdawgamer]

I study like Morgan, but I sleep like Cassandra.

[H0rnet2010]

Great video guys!

[mattstartsomething]

the guy with the banana at 1:29 seriously reminds me of sean fujiyoshi from the old nigahiga videos :D

[Smurfy1211]

Three awesome people in one video. AWESOME.

REPTAR.

[GennaCC]

I walk like Cassandra, Make friends like Matt, Study like Morgan, Sleep like Matt, and get a date like Morgan!

[Ayshafr]

I like Harry Potter and Mario Kart and I may or may not have a banana. WE'RE BFFS RIGHT?

[MissSarcastic15]

Holy eff! How is the top rated comment not something along the lines of "HOLY SHAT! REPTAR SHIRT!!! :O"

[hollyclaricoates]

is that a banana... LOL

[PinkPearledGirl]

Could you make this a mini web-series? That would be awsome :D

[ForgetTheLie]

ps great video!

[ForgetTheLie]

Cassandra kinda reminds me of Ellen Page, its cool though, Ellen is awesome

[orangutanjuice43]

I like MarioKart and I LOVE Harry Potter!!! Let's be best friends!

[TheAwesomeOnes98]

i study like morgan and still, i get a's in my exams

[SoarOfTheConchords]

Dude. Cassandra at 2:35 made this entire video, haha!

Great job, man!

[XxPurpleSunshinexX]

HAHAHAHAHA, havent laughed this hard in ages!! :D

[LindstromTV]

They're so good at hidding.

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Molestation gets you a date?

[Chrisindapurplehouse]

Yeah he said college students not zombies

[asianextinction]

morgan + matt = awesome

[Cadegoestocollege]

hahahahahaha Oh my gosh now I really miss everyone in this video.

[sunshiinemk]

Awesome video! 2:36 was me last week D;

[BluDavid100]

i sleep like cassandra and i get dates like morgan.

[BluDavid100]

@BluDavid100 neither works btw lol.

[MadeitforJennette]

Cassandra's laugh at 2:40 is just... Just the best

[alejandroquesada]

This is how you make a video, so many "professional" YouTubers must learn from this.

LOVED IT

[urielwirthful]

Props on the shot-in-the-leg walk. "...And i'm ridiculously good looking." that should go on ur next shirt lol

[rebeccaashley18]

good looking "D Truee.. You'r names Matt? wow I'm slow.. =3.

[wheelingrampagepro]

Did I here Cassadra say teh eff word? :O

[jordanissmilingful]

I've definitely pulled the "Do you like Harry Potter?" as a conversation-starter in college.... so many times...

[krazydoc2000]

Love your videos!

[TheCalaxy]

You just gained a shoe-load of respect

[dojobreaker]

shot in the leg jajajaja

[pasilucky100]

no boobs boring and they were hot

[studentdotcom]

Matthew, you have become SO Seattle. Looking SO grunge with the shirt. And part of college is surrounding yourself with beautiful women like Morgan and Cassandra.

[xXNEVERSHOUTXx]

Lol x)

[ShipDipTheChips]

I have the same Chem Lab notebook!

[bravenewstory]

I love this, Matt. So accurate to the college life.

[Bassetenator]

Har har har, that made me shiver me timbers with laughter. I'm a pirate!

[EARTHDRAG00N]

I can't tell but the music in between each skit sounds like it's by You love Her Coz She's Dead???

[PerpetualJoy]

really really, rediculously good looking.

[BulletxforxJulie]

So many people actually plank at my college. It's pretty funny. XD

[TheEdwardlover333]

Yes, Matt, you are ridiculously good looking

[Bluberryisme]

That's kinda how we make friends in high school haha

[NazBeah]

SwaGGeR is how she pronounced it ._.

btw i thought it was adventure time D:

[SubZeroMG4u]

1.30 and 3.01 rocks the other part... big fail :D thumb up for good parts ( the ones i've mentioned before )

[Ninjaciara1]

You are ridiculously good looking :D 

[strauchanside]

Why, yes, you are #ridiculously goodlooking

[amoclin]

Ahh, so nice seeing three such lovely people all in one video :)

[phoenixsong8]

i. i. oh you're just adorable.

[anmoose]

Great tips. I think... Well... Umm... Lemme get back to you after I try the dating ones... LOL

[ellelucie]

Oregon Ducks ftw!

[jordanleigh713]

Zoolander!

Oh, and I'm bookmarking this to use next year, so I can win at college too!

[pvampire]

Your all wrong. You take the advice of a total stranger to find and track down a dude who think's he's a Lion and may eat you if your not careful., then you tell him to introduce yourself to said LION and have fun together. Or some other perfectly normal meet up like that. Booooooo I love you!!!!!!!!!!! hahaha

[1malldoc1]

LOVE YOU mATT

[RogueBlueJay]

And then they had sex.

[schiller1996]

the how to sleep part nearly killed me xD 

[holyhippogriff]

hahaha, I love this! This is my first year in college, thinkin' I'm gonna be using some of this advice. x)

[AnthonysGoneViral]

Morgan is incredible pretty :)

[beneaththesky69]

this was fantastic!!! faving!! i loved how to sleep xD

[krazydoc2000]

Wow! Every video you do is great! Your pre med and I'm a emergency room doc, study hard, play hard, and keep making me laugh! Best medicine there is!!!!

[bubbles7pjc]

Morgan reminds me of someone I know...It's a good thing :P

Also, WONDER WOMAN!!! (I've totally been watching Justice League when not doing homework.)

[TheDukeOfEden]

I laughed a lot. Thanks guys!

[SteltekOne]

Very funny. Might I ask what the name of the song is that you used throughout the video? (I'm a bit obsessed with chipmusic.)

[lextasy227]

lol!!! id want u guys in my college

[mareeseesgbyFTFW]

Haha dude i cant wait for college!!;D

[JordynJitters]

Funny, Cassandra, that's how I make friends too... And also how I 'sleep'... Maybe that's why I'm not doing so well...

[TimH078]

I always strut around campus with my swagger on

[breanna1824]

0.25 its the clock again!! :D ahah i love that clock

[CrosslerChoirNerd]

This is extremely helpful and informative as I just started college. I will put this information to good use. XD

[Juicestiener]

I love Cassandra

[Like3moAMAZINGG]

'I don't need sleep, sleeps for the weak!' The way Cassandra said that oh my god lol

[Virini]

awww, that's so sweet. I would totally go out with Hobbes after that ;)

[alaninnh]

Matt, have you ever explained how you came up with booshoe37 for a username?

[SamTheTacoGirl13]

HEY. I have the same bed sheets as you! The one that's like jagged zebra stripes... <3

[AlexeiRomanov100]

YOU HAVE THE CUTEST FRIENDS! Morgan had the best studying plan. Sleep is totally for the weak.

[tripthe1]

Matt tell your friend Cassandra that she da flyest chick on da boat.

.

You get a FIVE star thumbs up for your electric toothbrush.

[orangesho13es]

Yep, you definitely have the right ideas about college, Matt. Also, I love your hat.

Also, moar videoz pls. There's never enough booshoe to fill my day.

[Athbi1992]

WHat College do ya go to dudE !

[pslgreg]

Now I know just how tough the first few steps on the path to higher learning can be, or do I? haha

[musicismylove92]

This was really entertaining =D you and your friends make a good team

[cakeykhans]

This just proves Cassandra should be an actress hahaha ;p

[Nimra7869]

He's SO cute :3

[HeavenSent105]

they are so white.

[freedomfighter13103]

@HeavenSent105 and your to black....see i can do it too

[LyonHart8]

Um, that was amazing!

[jahala96]

ooops wrong video :/

[Soniwizard]

EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET KNOWS EACH OTHER

HOW DO I ENTER THIS LOOP

[jahala96]

@booshoe37 when u say "my online friends are hella tight" at 0:32 is that Ariana Grande (girl from Victorious/ plays Kat)in the upper middle box?

[xxzachlxx]

what in the fuck is this hipster shit? In college you fuck bitches and get money. END OF VIDEO

[xLunarGirl]

This was so great, Morgan sleeping with cereal legitamently made me crack up.

[sarahsmilesformiles]

he is ridiculously good looking though....

[MrInvalidArgument]

You really are...

[SmartWarlock]

I so missed out on the college dorm experience! I'm so jealous Matt! :)

[pamela1591]

Woah Reptar :D - is mesmerized-

Ftw ;D

[SashaLeeKay]

hahaha love it! :)

[thedrunkleeeeeeeeeee]

(HER SHIRT HAS FUCKING REPTAWR ON IT !!!!) WANA BE FRIENDS ?

[geniusindesigns]

creepy. I would go what no sleep.

[geniusindesigns]

creepy.

[teganbowiefreak]

I love you all so much.

[LexiLoLou]

Star wars blanket!!! <3 where did you ever find one? I've been looking forever! :[

[TheInnocentPossumGuy]

Morgan isn't hiding very well



[2teensXwithXcamera]

I study all three of those ways.

[AtrumDelorox]

So one sleeps and walks the same way in college? I think everyone's been doing it wrong then :P

and Bananas, floors, mario kart, and harry potter is truely the only measure of best friendship :)

You've enlightened us all Matt

[ChronoHarvester]

Okay, everyone remember that holding hands with someone means you're dating them. Following the same logic, remember: It is only rape if they say no, so bring duck tape!

:P

Don't follow my advice!

[abbieasunshine]

Sleep's for the weak!!!!

[leahlovesroses]

If you came over and held my hand, I would SO date you Matt.

[dreamerboy6]

LOL! Sandra and Morgan are crazy, hilarious and awesome. ^^ Crazy people are the best people. :) Oh, that's totally how I make friends too, btw. Especially the Harry Potter part. Awesome video, Mr. Ridiculously Good Looking! :D

[thatothergrace]

holy flapjacks great video Mathew!

also, I was wearing my ducky shirt around my college campus today, and the guy I have a crush on complemented it. so, uh, thanks ;)

[djchapz]

I would be ashamed if i made such a fool of myself and put it on internet so milions of people can laugh at my face.

[hilliejullie]

Matt, where's the footage of you singing/playing the guitar? You should've used THAT as your how-to-get-a-date :)

And don't you dare say that you don't really play.

[jbrandtproductions]

Love the new co-stars!



[blahblahblah2222XD]

how to make friends XD

[yeaitwasme]

you have made a comeback!n keep it up i am looking forward to more!This is vlogbrothers qquality!

[loser2old4utube]

Very funny and well done!

I really like self parody.

Would that be considered product placement with the 'ducky' shirts:)

[booshoe37]

@loser2old4utube He was actually just wearing the shirt around campus that day. :P

[TheFormatLive]

Great video Matt. Extra points for Cassandra and Morgan ++. This video made me lol. I showed it to my friends and they like your channel too.

[arapanasati]

How could someone in a Raptor shirt not be friends with someone in a Reptar shirt?

[thefrenchifresh]

Now I want to go to college.

[scraggyism]

I love the Adventure Time reference in the beginning! :D

[HokutoShinkenMaster]

I don't think Cassandra was hitting on that girl. She was just checking to see if her knee caps were bigger then hers. Cassandra has small knee caps=P

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

>>>

-LOL! Oh my gosh the whole end bit xD

-Side notes about clothing choices:

Cassandra: Cutie pie =] I quite like that color on you :)

Morgan: You're absolutely precious :) I think my favorite part of your outfit is your shoes :D

Matthew: Love. Everything. ;D Especially the hat color!

*HUGS*

[andrsdtz]

lol for planking xD

[iLeaveYouWithHugs]

-Bahahaha! I love you guys!

-I never really noticed how similar Cassandra's and Morgan's mannerisms are!

-Some of my favorite moments:

"The Walk" bit, "How to make friends" bit, 2:06 "Holy flapjacks!" xD, 2:42 oh my gosh Cassandra xD haha, 2:50, "How to get a date" bit (Especially Morgan's xD ), "And I'm ridiulously good-looking :)" I've been saying that forever! ;D haha

>>>

[sebzmc]

i have to admit the planking part was hilarious

[sebzmc]

you're a fag

[theLeiler]

holy flapjacks!

[HahnJames]

That was so funny that I had to request time on one of IBM's newest main frame computers to calculate how funny it was using a humor algorithm. The result was to lengthy to report here. I'll just give a synopsis... It was extraordinarily funny!

I was never a college kid. But I had as much fun as one. Then I got my degree and the fun stopped. :( So, I went back to college to get another degree!

You forget tip #10.5. How to cook a gourmet meal at college using Ramen Noodles.

Stay awesome, kid!

[Voldey]

As someone who has gone through college, I'd like to say that all these tips are 100% true facts.

[Laurineisabracken]

Morgan's shirt roooocks!!!

[nickypickysticky8]

Okay this is just my annoying grammar nazi coming out, but CAN YOU PLEASE get rid of the apostrophe in "dos"?! You don't put an apostrophe to make something plural!!!!!!!!!

[wafflegirl67]

Holy flapjacks!!

[kassiehp0593]

You guys are so cute you break my teeth.

<3

[JustJaida]

lol It looks like you guys had fun filming this. 

[mtwixxx]

cassandra looks like the girl from juno!

[TheBrettBall]

Thank god I took a gap year! Otherwise I could've gone to university last month, without EVER having seen this!

[Imlikeolive]

3:42 - 3:45 True point! :D

[WestsideProductionz]

Ahaaha this was excellent :')

[Imlikeolive]

HAHAHA This is like my favourite video! love it! <3

[metaraptorable]

Heh. That looked fun to film!

Also, you forgot tip #164 (the most important useful tip of all!): How to get free food.

[luvit579]

super cute video starring 3 super cute people!!! :D

[ohhhsophia]

You guys are just fantastic. I don't regret listening to Morgan suggesting you. :)

[LauraCuthbert]

Very cute!

[idsynott]

Collab channel, guys?

[craigmac1989]

reptar ftw



[booshoe37]

@craigmac1989 A ridiculous number of people commented on her shirt while we were filming :D

[JaxAndCoke]

Oh dear I thought I had a dream that I subscribed to you but then when I woke up I realized I did not. Now you are on my subscription list and I guess I did. Good!

[booshoe37]

@JaxAndCoke INCEPTION!!!!

[JaxAndCoke]

@booshoe37 The weirdest part was when I started to wonder if you even existed. O.O  Questions of life: answered.

[booshoe37]

@JaxAndCoke I think the answer you're looking for is 42. ;)

[JaxAndCoke]

@booshoe37 Oh? You seem a lot younger than that. ;)

[yukiibeauty07]

So excited when i saw who was going to be in this video. And it didn't disappoint. I LOVE YOU GUYS.

[booshoe37]

@yukiibeauty07 We love you too. ^_^