Sandra Lee - Castaway Punch

[horsie890]

You don't say "a cup of brandy" and then dump it in with two hands!

[TotallyArrJay]

Her face when she drinks it. It's gonna be poisoned

[BrittanyGram]

That Champagne bottle seemed alot less than full didn't it aunt sandy ...

[Bluemagus]

"That Champagne was perfect"

Well it WAS perfect, then you threw a bunch of fruit concentrate, cranberry juice, and brandi into a bowl and ruined it.

[perfectyaoi123]

cup of brandy.....*pours half the bottle in*

[blingblingishere]

mmm i'll bet she shakes all night long.



[EvilDarkAngel4ever]

1.Concentrate?That stuff needs water mixed in. 2.TOO MUCH ALCHOHOL.DAMN SANDY,CAN YOU MEASURE FOR FUCK? 3. Did she wash the oranges and lemons?

[prettygirl100000]

I mean drink

[prettygirl100000]

Eww... did anyone hear her swallow the water? :(

[UltimateGrobanite]

@prettygirl100000 No, because she didn't drink any water. LOL

[PennyDreadfuI]

A) Castaways would never have access to a cranberry.

B) That was more like 2 cups of Brandy.

C) The Champagne wasn't Champagne; it was sparkling wine.

[bulldozerchn]

Of course, don't measure the brandy...

[babyelephant7734]

After she drank it u could see yhe look in her face tht she didnt like it

[OGUstylezwest]

shit just got real!

[inferno232]

Called "Castaway Punch" because, after you drink it, you'll wake up dehydrated in the middle of nowhere with no idea of where you are.

[babyelephant7734]

Look at her face after she drank it ." wow this is nasty!!!!!!"

[Redwillowfox]

JUST the champagne though...

[thesavior971]

1 cup of brandi more like 1/2 of the bottle

[DancingSpiderman]

Hey Babe (i squeezes her butt cheek) , make me summa that Sissified Fire Water drink you made last time...

[ando1135]

heavens sake....we wouldnt want to water down your alcoholic drink!!

[TheLizzifer]

Jesus, think you could have spared some of that for Tom Hanks? He could have used it for those crazy game nights with Wilson.

[lmno101]

Heaven forbid your 70 percent alcohol drink be watered-down in any way.

[Aratimb]

you're going to castaway FAR with that. hehhe u get it?

[mattychase]

You know she drank the whole thing

[SHINeeKEYADDICT]

WHAT? She didnt add anything to water down the concentrate? Oh my. And only the champagne was good? Oh dear Sandra, that's terrible

[TrapezoidalDinosaur]

Damnit, Sandy, don't call it "Castaway" punch. All I can think is-

WILSON

WIIIIIIIIIILLLLSOOOOON

[CranberriAppl]

lol, it's not funny I guess, but her little comments are like a cry for someone to force her into rehab.

"Gotta have Sandy's little taste test."

"Use juice ice cubes so your cocktail isn't watered down."

A "cup" of brandy looked like half the bottle.

[EvilDarkAngel4ever]

(sandy drinks) -PAUSE-"da champagne wuzzz perfect"

[jaeboy19]

Damn aunt sandy you put my alcoholic uncle to shame ......beast

[crrrystal1]

"the champagne was PERFECT!" .......just the champagne?! oh dear.

[wuzuphomeyg]

ohhh aunt sandyy :)

[leoniswoah]

HOW SMART IS THAT -- she put liquid in the freezer and it became ice! Sandra, you're a genius! You should be granted a PhD in physics! I wonder how she got this crazy idea. Oh you, Sandra :D

[sadiyah88]

@leoniswoah um...the point of that was that she froze cranberry juice..as opposed to just water so it doesn't water the punch down as much...

[PoliteTia]

She is just the best. There is someone think about her that truly stands out. Bravo.

[littlemisssunshin697]

That is not a cup of brandy! More like whole bottle

[moonfanaras]

at the end she reached for another bottle oh booze and pours it into the punch when cameras are off and then runs away with it

[BradAikens]

"Those ice cubes are cranberry juice that I put in the freezer, how smart is that?"

Pretty smart, it took me awhile to make ice cubes in the oven..

[Evange]

Gah! that must be so sweet! she never does anything to water down the juice concentrate!

[TheLolsmiley10]

sandras a jrunk i bet she make extra kiddy cocktails but puts alchol in it!!!!!

[BabyChaos1000]

She gulped as if she was like ok sandy ok just do it just SWALLOW it

[ThePinkria]

yh refreshing and acoholic



[playasadonejoe]

Notice how much she speeds up towards the end.

God bless her, I'd watch "Sandra Lee drinking a metric cup of sherry before the show"

[SHEISTHEKILLERQUEEN]

she says a cup of brandy, and she uses half of the bottle

[ElizabethWebster]

You know what I just noticed? Her cocktail to food clips are about 10:1.

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

WHY DIDNT I SEE AUNT SANDY IN THE HANGOVER 2?!?

[CuervoBlack06]

" We gotta have Sandy's taste test!"

Oh, is it 10am already Sandra?

[ShodakonFury]

A liiiiiiittle = 1 Cup in Sandranese

[Bluemagus]

Gotta have Sandy's Taste Test.

Ever notice she only uses the said Mandatory Taste Test on the alcoholic beverages?

[BlueSkyDaisukiAyumi]

a CUP?! she poured in half the bloody bottle!!!

[cinemastereo]

What the hell is food network thinking? Seriously...I'm offended when I watch this.

[CuppyCakes8D]

omg 1 cup of brandy ......

lalalallalal

hafe a bottle later add in more stuff to get wasted

what has happend to out world lmao

[CuppyCakes8D]

omg 1 cup of brandy ......

lalalallalal

hafe a bottle later add in more stuff to get wasted

[MarcellosTacos]

this drink = acid nightmare.

[xAnimeNIACZx]

"So that it doesn't water down your cocktail".

Well. We wouldn't want to be anything less than drunk, would we, Sandra?

[jeremy915111]

did she invent 4 loko?

[Sunoyi]

Youtube's Transcribe Audio says "poorly handled cocktail" at one point. Seems fairly accurate.

[RayRoark2000]

Im suprised that this women is still healthy O.O

[Donthaveachannel]

@RayRoark2000 Shes not lol

[RayRoark2011]

@Donthaveachannel lol hahahaha thats so true bro hahaha 

[Donthaveachannel]

@RayRoark2011 EXACLY shes 90% fat now hahahahahaha

[RayRoark2011]

@Donthaveachannel lol hahahahahhahahaha

[cooolness3]

OMG I actually gasped when I saw her pour the bottle of champagne. That has never happened before. :D :D :D hahahahaha

[thekat9900]

don't want that cocktail watered down! :P LOL

[thekat9900]

i am shocked they haven't made fun of her on SNL yet.

[DopeEd]

lol what an alcoholic

[TheCraphater]

A CUP?A FREAKING CUP!!!SHE EMPTD HALF THE BOTTLE OF BRANDY!!!

[cupicaik125]

Why does she always taste-test her cocktails, but never tries her food?

[Pruttomaten]

@cupicaik125 because she's an alchoholic with bulimia..

[xtremeRudeboi]

OMG SHE IS SUCH A DRUNK!

[bdnotess]

i just threw up in my mouth.

[nbaus2]

i dranked somea dis stuff and it made me feel woozy and im onyl 12

[RayRoark2011]

Am I the only one who wonders if she drinks a tone of vodka before heading to the store and wonder how she made it back home safely. I wonder if she has ever gotton pulled over by the cops. 

[sheadatear]

Does she ONLY taste-test the alcohol?

[UltimateGrobanite]

pause @ 1:27. That's a definite look of satisfaction there...

[Byers333]

hahhahahaha omg you would never try any of the food you make but when it involves alcohol you can't wait to dive in!! what a drunk

[RayRoark2009]

this stuff that she just made reminds me of what you would see when you go to one of these porta potties at these festivals.

[thenameserika]

im afraid some kids might mistake it for regular punch

[Maneater1984]

omg@ that gulp of utter satisfaction... hahaha

[tablicakorkowa]

It's amazing, I've never tasted this, but I already feel like barfing.

[albanissi]

Sandy's taste test: if the alcohol is diluted at all, pour in some more brandy!

[aproctor88]

OMG the gulp!

[angelassoulmusic]

lol since when a cup = half a bottle

[NeonAngel1997]

sandrunk is at it again!

[s070746821]

that's like 3 cups of brandy

[Karmillina]

Look at her face when drinking that thing! That was not a delighted expression XD

[AbbeyNormal]

"...it doesn't water down your coctail" yeah, wouldn't want to water down all that juice concentrate...

[ilackedtheheart]

Her poor liver!

[Mikhailov]

Keep drinking Sandra, it'll help wash those rich, waspy, prescription-drug addled suburban troubles away...

[ShaunWhiteismyGinger]

Those are going to be some drunk sailors..

[olensiin1]

Refreshing..hahahaha. 

[Trashfished]

I would love to drink that with her!

[9265komo4247]

lol the way she dumps the champaign in there was so funny! She was smiling so big. and After putting ALL the different juices in, her last comment is.. Mmmm that champaign waas perfect

[MrPhsycodude999]

Don't drink and sail, the popo'll get cha!!!

[heartx3jess]

"a cup of brandy..." *pours in 3 cups*

[TheEvilSquishyBunny]

LOL that champagne bottle was not full i bet she drank half of it before they started shooting.

Damn drunk...

[lookitsmon]

The only comment she makes after the taste test: "That champagne is just perfect."

That's really all she cares about.

[emilyysparkless]

half a cup of brandy MY ASS! hahahaa

[CuervoBlack06]

Yeah, because you want your sailing crew shitfaced when you're out on the open waters. And those pesky life vests, why not just leave them back at shore because after one glass of Sandra's punch, you're sure as hell wont remember that you have them anyway. Well as old Aunt Sandy would say, over the Lips, and past the Gums, lookout Liver, here I come.

[ladygodga]

girl knows that wasn't just 1 cup

[indiag89]

If she could make vodka ice cubes, she would.

[Michelle2815CV]

THAT'S NOT A CUP OF BRANDY! I SWEAR!

[bedietfree]

"Sandy's taste test"...She's been preparing for that job her whole life, hasn't she?

[BigAlUpdates]

We're just going to need a cup of Brandy.

-pours half a bottle in-

[hellokelco]

"you know what? one of the great things about using juice ice cubes in your punch, is that it doesn't water down your cocktail."

uh, that should be the least of your worries.

[japanrican1969]

Is it me or is that a lot of booze? I can't believe that brandy and champagne mixed together can taste good.

[Hannahmiley58]

thats alot of brandy i think its more then one cup ( half the bottle)

[Michelle2815CV]

a CUP of brandy? More like half a bottle. I was pratically having my jaw hitting the floor watching this.

[wicaco]

"The champagne - was - perfect!"

She's lamenting the fact that she ruined a perfectly good bottle of cheap champagne.

[TheLoveableMonkey]

"Gotta have oranges in a cocktail"? for her, its usaully Vodka - which is double the dose of what she says - "1 cup of Brandy" - yeah right, she put way more than that in! and a whole bottle of champagne, geesh

[pangelboy]

I love that she says a cup of Brandy...and then proceeds to dump like half the bottle into the punch. I love Ms. Lee!

[someguy1224]

she looks disgusted when she tastes it. you can hear that she has to force it down.

[lovefordante]

is there an episode where she DOESN'T drink?

[nurisim]

I always notice when she is making cocktails she rushes towards the end like she is really excited to taste it.

And that was a cup of Brandy? Somehow a cup manages to double when she's pouring alcohol.

[xxdogofgleexx]

first of all, the -GULP.- deafening.

second, that bottle of champagne seemed a bit less than full, sandy. was someone getting thirsty between takes?

[bitchoffinsbury]

Look at her face when she's tasting the drink. Even SHE thinks it's disgusting!

[asmith67]

she always giggles when she's pouring the booze.....oh sandy

[xxMusicLuver4Lifexx]

is she high XD ure on crack jksjks

[poohbear5050]

I'm not sure that tom hanks will approve of this cocktail.

and even if I were a castaway I don't think I'd drink that, brandy and champagne? that doesn't sound right to me

[blugreen123]

she always has to "taste" the cocktail while still on the air. and she always lets out a near-orgasmic "mmm"

[HustonShcarr]

OMG! Is it me or she poured more than a cup of brandy? lmao

[mcfit707]

Hahhaha. Sandy's taste test...