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  • I LUV U GUYS

  • Jory is fascinated by his junk. Sadly, he never roasted his nuts. Well, except for the episode where it was intentional!

  • who agrees that jory's brain is made of jelly

  • Where did you guys get this theme song from?

  • thumbs up for chocolate cows

  • i followed those steps and i all i got were funny looks thrown my way. help?

  • Who was playing that riff in the background during Step 2? Pretty sweet.

  • i pee in the middle of my toilet as loud as i can to show my dominance

  • this would be funny if it was

  • MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!! lol!!!! XDXDXDXD

  • Stop this show!!

  • Wait, what just happened? Its like all of a sudden I actually wanted to listen to Jory for once... Weird.

  • 1:27 lol make me a sandwitch

  • Squirle:chatter chatter. Jory: MAKE ME A SANDWITCH!!!! (fail music) squirle:.......:S

  • oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­.................kkkkkkkkkkkkk­k

  • Jory's private park,oops, part, or junk is red & white

  • dude you have to tell me where you got those boxers

  • chocolate cow lmfao

  • haha staue of david boxer shorts

  • I like this musical intro better.

  • 0:56 music sounds like a remixed "Immigrant Song"

  • Jory: MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

    Squirrel: What the f***?

  • 279 people are submissive to animals.

  • chocolate cows!

  • lol the squirrel is just like "What the fuck?"

  • Thumbs up for Jory's junk!

  • sick when he showd his junk

  • @vickybomb then you fail.

  • how to get out of a buisness meeting, how to get out of a fight, how to get out of prizon and how to get out of a bad date.

  • Was th squirl a random encounter?

  • But..I'm a girl, i have no junk... so is it t*ts or GTFO?

  • MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!!

  • lol MAKE ME A SANDWITCH

  • Jory Your Alive

  • thumds up if you hate the ads

  • Lol! "Show ur junk" !!! Wow u guys have a lot of free time!

  • Jory just got Squaids!!! Sadly he got no sammich out of the deal.

  • SHOW YOUR JUNK!!! best one! xD

  • OMG i <3 Chocolate Cows!

  • The best part of this video was at the very end.

  • stoooooooooooooooooooooopid

  • xD a chocolate cow. Pricless

  • all you said was that i had to say a few lines.. and that a had to take off my pants *cries*

    xDD this is awesome.

  • Why do people ask stupid questions?

  • @TheMWGriffin its questions people never ask

  • MAKE ME A SAMMICH #FTW

  • Why is the sign blurred out at 0:47 ?

  • @ghartsho It was a phone number.

    

  • "Make me a sandwich!" Dear God, are you trying to make me snort out my milk?! -replays scene another 20 times-

  • Rock out with your cock out amirite?

  • @InuJoshiepoo Jory and the squirell were never in the same frame. It was filmed at seperate times :)

  • I remember the unblurred version

  • Make me a sandwich! LOL

  • Jon did u drug or train that squirell y didnt it run away?

    ... btw i no i cant spell

  • YOU MUST SHOW YOUR JUNK!! HAHAHA!!

  • why am i using jon's signature?

    -jon

  • lol jon ur mean as hell on the fourms. arent u ^^

  • I may be a straight man, but Jory Caron is the sexiest man alive!

  • Jory: MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!

    Squirrel:......

  • This wasn't about microwaves...

  • @Arcorn9000 - Wow, you catch on quick, huh?

    - Jon

  • @JPizzle1122 I did lol at you telling the squirrel to make you a sandwich.

  • @JPizzle1122 He's a clever one, that Arcorn guy

  • @JPizzle1122 lmfao

  • @JPizzle1122  ahah xD wow

  • @JPizzle1122 YAY 4 SARCASAM!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @JPizzle1122 ROTFLOL

  • @JPizzle1122 lol

  • @Arcorn9000 dosh

  • @supertinheng Wtf is dosh? It isn't even a word.

  • @Arcorn9000 blah blah blah shut up!

  • @Arcorn9000 HAHAHA! I find this extra funny 'cause this is the SECOND episode in this series; apparently, you watched the first episode and decided it had at least a marginal amount to do with microwaves, huh?

  • MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!! win for Jory haha great video btw

  • gawd... i think i'm sacred for life...

  • hahahaha

  • 0:56 at first I thought they were playing The Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin.

  • Show em' your junk!

    lol

  • Haha too bad step 3 could get you arrested.

  • i would kill the squerril or whatever the fuck it is

  • Get a police sketch of that thang fer the ladies.

  • damn it i'm a vegitarian

  • lol i actually got a pair of those on my trip to Italy last week, it seemed everybody was selling them lol

  • ahhhhhhhhhh im blined

  • I have those same boxer shorts.

  • I'm really glad that this didn't sound gay,

  • Ooh that underwater camera ain't half bad... how cheap is "cheapish" exactly, if I may ask? I'm hunting for decent amateur cameras.

  • @slupine That particular one is $200, I think.

  • make me a sandwich... the funniest thing in the f-en world...

  • the squirrel wont make you a dang sandwich

  • but if you said that to a random person, i'm sure they'll punch you in the face

  • HAH i almost choked on my food when jory took off his pants until i read the annotation XDDD

  • Where can I find a chocolate cow?

  • grrr how the crap did these captions get here

  • were in boston you guys live southie?

  • MAKE ME A SANDWHICH

  • @JakeM624 - looks at -

  • "he made me take off my pants" lmfao jory

  • you'd take them off for free whore....am just mean to every one on youtube

  • that was a WTF moment.

  • ...

  • oOoHeirloom - This video was uploaded in 2009 ... don't you think it's time you pay attention to dates a bit better?

    - Jon

  • I love the background on your fish tank

  • YOU GOTTA SHOW THE WORLD YOUR JUNK!!!

  • cheguevaraisgod 

    Same story -.- xD

  • i didn't know about this until the i penguin episode, oh and MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

  • "Make me a sandwich!"

  • Why isn't this with my subscribed vids?

  • dUJARAH7 - Because it came out a year ago?

    - Jon

  • It was uploaded in june

  • The squirrel was like FUCK OFF MAN!

  • Actually, it was more like:

    "...What's a sandwich?"

    ;)

  • i didn't even know about this untill i saw the Ipenguin and he said 3 steps to success at the beginning.

  • cheguevaraisgod - Well now you do! Hopefully you're enjoying it!

    - Jon

  • Ha! I've seen those boxer shorts! I saw them for sale at the museum where the statue of David is.

  • Funny!!

  • oh i can tell its gonna be another great series!

  • I lol'd at "Yes, swim in the majestic paradise I've created for you."

  • "He said all I had to do was, 'say a few lines' and then he had me take off my pants!"

  • ROFL @ Chocolate Cow

  • im kinda scared, because he could possibly have actually been showing his junk x.x

  • 'Make me a sandwich!'

    :'D You guys are awsome, I can't stop laughing ;>>

  • i stoped on step three dnt wanna see that lol

  • LOL

  • WOW i was not expecting that last part ROFL

  • ROFL a chocolate cow

  • Nijyuu Shoutai is Dominant.

  • HOLY CRAP I HAVE THOSE SAME FISH!!!!

  • The same fishes live in your aquarium!? That's some cool shit. Do they have some kind of a teleport between your aquarium and Jory's aquarium?

  • Rofl :P. I'm guessing that comes from "Put yo junk in that box"

  • i love ideo productions :)

  • me too :)

  • You forgot something from the first step. The bun was also part of the great wheatasaurous.

  • OMG I seriously thought that he actually was gonna show his junk!! even though it was bleeped out...i still was cowering behind my hands =P That is how you dominate ppl, you make them really freaked out

  • Jory GETS exactly what I get from Dunkin Donuts.

    Expect I get a SAUSAGE,Egg and Cheese and a Chocolate Milk

    and 2.

    GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY PET SHOP!

  • i can't do step 1, thats not kosher >:@

  • I admire the fact that the person who made next episodes theme song took the time to make for you, but I find that this theme is funnier.

  • a chocolate cow?

  • You Gain Dominance, From Animals BY Staring Them Out LOL

  • LOL.You gotta show the world your junk!

    XD

  • isn't he showing it to youtube?

    thats the whole world =0

    xD

  • Make me a sandwich!

    Lol. 5/5

  • lmao

  • lol. "swim in the majestic paradise i have created for you."

  • One of the songs used in this video was also in a Discovery Channel commercial.

  • take it to the next level. SHOW THE WORLD YOUR JUNK!!!

  • wasn't the end uncensored when you first posted it?

  • Yeah it was.

  • My Eyes! They burn!

  • LOL

  • O_o The squirrel didn't just ran away? How the hell...?

  • he tamed it...LOL

  • Why not just t-bag everyone you see.

  • ROFL

  • the squirrel was cute!

  • holy shit dorchester s the toughest town in boston wow

  • lmfao, you can really tell that he's trying really hard not to laugh when he says "Make me a sandwich!"

  • i thought this one was pretty funny

  • welp okay that was awkward. funnny, but awkward hahha.

  • MAKE ME A SANDWICH!!! lol hahaha

  • damn, i feel emasculated just watching this.

    good thing i'm a girl.

  • step 3 hot

  • 1:06 isn't that the main song u used for rollercoaster commotion

  • Who the fuck is this Amhyams stalker kid ?

  • HOT : )

  • oh my god! step 3 so not appropriate! XD

  • snakes on a plane? fucking terrible movei