brass eye pedophile special. iternet stalkers

[AlexReynard]

That was among the best satire I have ever witnessed. I'm breathless.

The sad thing is, I can easily imagine the vacuum-skulled idiots from my local news repeating ANY of this stuff in their 'We're so very concerned' voices. There is nothing too stupid for them not to say about pedophilia or new technology. One anchorwoman even seemed visibly scared at the idea that kids were using mp3s to get high. FUCK.

[N2vivaria]

cracked.com 

[duo317]

Lol, brass eye.

[Puosur]

Am I watching fox news?

[KomandoBlacknoah]

do they smell odd? WTF LOL

[childprey69]

LEAVE PANTU ALONE!

[zzlawlzz]

paedopile

[thatADHDguy]

0:44. The poster says hoecs. I'm thinking this is fake...

[lopiecart]

@thatADHDguy ya think?

[CJacobsSA]

Did anyone else find the non-American black guy more alarming than the hilarious satire?

[Maddin1313]

A penis shaped soundwave fucked me in the ass while the keyboard farted at me D:

[LuigiMario112]

Encyclopedia Dramatica brought me here....... xD

And its PEDO not PEEDOphile :P

And I think all of this is B.S. how could there be a camera in a screen of a computer???

And how could a keyboard send out stuff like that....? Makes no sense 

[Tabtoxin]

@LuigiMario112 fun fact kill yourself

[LuigiMario112]

@Tabtoxin Obvious pedophile

[Tabtoxin]

@LuigiMario112 fun fact kill yourself

[toolworks]

These morons would read anything without thinking!

"smells like hammers"

"gone completely 2D"

"penis shaped soundwaves"

Even in the days when this was filmed people shouldn't have been caught out by that jibberish!

[mike12jrw1111113]

This is an American comment! feel free to laugh at it for even more ego inflation! Hahaha we're so stupid X))

[TheMasterSlasher]

Lol, this is so fake.

[villephant]

hoacs, awesome, they werent even subtle, fucking morons

[bluchismoon]

Oh my god! The dangers of the internet!! XD Holy shit, this is just too much. The footage, oh my lord, that poor child.

[MrCaine]

Should be played in America. This is no laughing matter.

[JimmersThomas]

AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Richard Blackwood!!!

[biggymcfinch2]

I lost it at the game making your child smell like hammers.

[EpicFishFingers]

Guys, it's a satire. Of coruse it's not real. They were probably mocking The Daily mail or some other shitty tabloid

[Andrew1990M]

@EpicFishFingers Yes it's satire, but none of the celebrities or MPs involved were aware of it.

[69trollman69]

petaphile?

[hippygypsy]

this video is careless and stupid. but hey! anything for comedy, right?

[ZipZagginGallifrey]

@hippygypsy This man is brainless

[extereo]

I would love to meet the person watching this thinking it's real, lol

[MrEggcake]

@extereo They must have been sniffing their keyboard too much.

[RedHotCrime]

A PENIS SHAPED SOUND WAVE GOOD GOD

[danpoo14]

I must say, I actually feel more suggestible and that was just from 1 sniff.

[camryblackberry]

Fucking LOL! How can anyone take this seriously is beyond me.

[Jeffromeister]

This can't be real...wtf?

[porkyminch01]

THE PERFECT CRIME

[spameister]

MAKES YOUR CHILD SMELL LIKE HAMMERS

[kaliastro]

Richard Blackwood wtf?

[jokerisnomak]

it took me half of the video to realize this was just comedy XD

[CHZadam]

lol

[xXKittyxCat]

is this a joke?



[jimpurdie]

@xXKittyxCat yes they were taking the piss outta celebritys.

[xXKittyxCat]

@jimpurdie lol

[mehfuckit]

lolwut?

[stoleaccount]

i don't have web cam so HA!! fuck that pedophile!!

[rpaxon]

@freeyourmind775 - It's called Brass Eye and yes, to an extent

[freeyourmind775]

What is this from? this series seems amusing. Do they just go around and screw with celebrities?

[Catandthespoon]

I miss Brass eye...

As funny now as it was back then.

I don't know if this or the drugs one is better?

[djparnate]

@Catandthespoon Crime is a good one =]

[cragnog]

haha how can anyone think this was serious?!

[mediageneration65]

Paedophile online games make your children smell like hammers lol!

[gratex]

Penis-shaped soundwave.

too much, just... too much! lol

[azile0]

I thought it was serious at first. Around the "Toxic Keyboard" I caught onto the joke. xD

[Catandthespoon]

@azile0 the celebrities talking think it is real and that is what is so funny about it. Satire at its best.

[ignoranttwat]

Paedophile.

[zetanato]

This is why I never trust construction workers--maybe they smell like hammers because of what they've been doing online.

[Landbeforetime1992]

Tron molestation gloves?! Rophenol keyboards?! DOG EVISCERATION?!

Best PSA ever.

[MeepTheGreatest]

really...

[cptnspldng]

No No No!!

Meant to hit Add and clicked dislike by mistake!

This is right up there with the halfassed Calif. police dept broadcasting warnings of the "Pedo Bear"

[konatagotimotei]

Pantu download link plz

[kpotassium]

'I feel more suggestible already'

oh the irony...

[theBIGissue3110]

anyone else sniff there keyboard and feel more suggestable i know i do!

[DesuLuckyStar]

What the fuck?

[MrBuch169169]

I think the highlight has to be the 'penis-shaped sound wave'.

[TheMolineux123]

"using a piece of the internet the size of ireland" < my favourite part

[kinc1967]

@TheMolineux123 haha me too. Brilliant.

[Rhythmeister]

Paedophile has an A in it o_O

[envirovore]

AHAHAHA this shit is too funny.

[lita313]

How could anyone believe this shit was real? Hell, even saying it is making me laugh.

[Daghead]

The dog game thing is actually fairly plausible, and clever.

[BogdanChemiczny]

This is freaking excellent!

[mannzymunster]

spot the american comments

[hiimgod801]

@mannzymunster This sounds like one.

[dreapster]

How the Hell did no one realize this was a satire?

[QuetzalElla]

how many people are here because of cracked.com?

[MrDarkbloom]

This is one of the best TV shows ever in the UK. Period.

[0gami1tto]

hurr i can't figure out what's comedy

[grimtendo]

0:52 I want that thing!

[blainemarquise]

video don't work

[eriveltoferreira]

OH WAIT, YOU'RE SERIOUS? LEMME LAUGH EVEN HARDER

[stkcarm5]

What is a hammer?

[darkelite709]

What a sick fuck...

[the7thwreck]

A pediatrition was badly beaten because a load of stupid people thought the brass plack outside his office meant pedophile....lol

[TheAnxiousMan]

@the7thwreck thats a myth

[the7thwreck]

@TheAnxiousMan still hilarious.

[bildupbilddown]

@TheAnxiousMan Isn't a myth - happened in Portsmouth, UK.

[TheAnxiousMan]

@bildupbilddown Nope. Urban legend. Look it up. People like to believe it's true. Read it in article about Brass eye nonetheless

[bildupbilddown]

@TheAnxiousMan Gave me a fright there for a minute - I'm forever telling people to check stuff before disseminating it, and I hadn't. However, it turns I mixed up two seperate incidents: the pediatrician thing happened in Wales, not Portsmouth.

[bildupbilddown]

@TheAnxiousMan I'm sorry, YouTube won't let me post the link - the article title is 'Doctor driven out of home by vigilantes' and it's from the Guardian Online.

[stkcarm5]

@the7thwreck

Colonel Sanders has an appetite for more than chicken.

[AvsJoe]

2:37 Yeah! Fuck Pantu!

[PhilipOMeara]

jaded listless sexual appetite of a 60 year-old colonel RAOTFLMAO

[LidsAreFun]

I do this for a living.

[pete975]

the genius is in openly telling them it is BS but they still went ahead and just read it all out anyway

[r0an3v3]

penis...

shaped...

soundwave...

XD

[Vanguard822]

there must be glue in that keyboard.

[AlxFitz]

I'm sure these people dont read the material beforehand and just wing it. Serves them right.

[OrionoftheStar]

wtf

I read the Cracked article, but still...

wtf

[geeklesheekle]

'lets rip this dogs brains out' then he smiles haha nice xD

[kaptainkarnage69]

"An area of internet the size of Ireland" PMSL

[jordo1441]

@kaptainkarnage69

I'm Irish and I couldn't stop laughing!

[blarglesacks]

I roflold when the lady read the HOECS thing with a completely straight face.This is genious.

[purplestuff]

There's a kid in Canada who's gone almost 2-D. LOL!

[Kittori]

LOL! What asshole criticized this thinking it was real!? XD

[ecmorgan69]

ROFLMAO

[LordArcherdon]

"Are of the internet the size of Ireland" XD

[mishival]

Wow, I actually thought this was legit until, like, halfway through the video. I just assumed they were ignorant enough to sprout such bullshit.

[falloutfr3ak]

@mishival that is the magic of satire

[aidy6000]

im here because of Encyclopedia Dramatica

[roadjam]

Damn it, they're onto us guys. We have to find some new way to molest children online!

[Moontheblueneko]

LOLLLLLLL OH MY GOD LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL XD XD XD XD

[shayngreen]

Satire is hard to detect and understand. Not for me though, my parents didn't drop me when I was a baby.

[Oo786oO]

@shayngreen

That's because you and I know it's satire, people that don't, and people that have this sort of comedy in real life shows, it seems real to them! It shows how much power the television can have. It can make a person believe anything, and chris is proving that!

[YeaImJustThatAwesome]

@shayngreen not everyone is so lucky. I was dropped....into a pool of sexy

[aaron5115]

HAHA!!!!!!!!

[Cat919]

I don't want to imagine what the satire-impaired would think of the Onion News Network...

[TheRealZethM]

Hilarious. Huzzah for Cracked!

[keepwhistlingbob]

*sniffsniff* HAMMERS!!!!! D:

[Zeruel3]

Did the celebrities actually know it was satire?

[Sloatjon]

@Zeruel3 i'm sure they did... keyboards that emit toxins that make you like children... molested children smell like hammers??? The guy with a keyboard positioned strategically to make it look like he's got a huge dong... they new, no doubt about it.

[bildupbilddown]

@Zeruel3 No.

[henchk]

I don't know who this "Peter File" guy is, but people don't seem to like him too much

[iBeatChildrens]

@henchk Whoever the fuck he his, they need to find him and make him the president of every aspect of electric technology ever made. Touching people through the internet? Problem solved mister surgeon. Vapors through the keyboard? You can now sell weed using paypal! He even invented the most hilariously badass t-shirt ever. Idk about you but... All praise be to Peter File.

[Shinhaquro]

@henchk Awesome awesome awesome 'The IT Crowd' reference.

[valencrow]

Yea I'm here cause of cracked.

You know I honestly want to know what factor makes a person unable to understand satire. It can't be intellect because even vary smart people fail to get it.It's not fully a function of humor either.

This calls for a physiological experiment. Lets round up all the people that can't understand satire and Let the testing begin.

(for the non-satire people out there that last bit was satire. I never underestimate the power of willful ignorance. )

[NuevoReNovado]

LOL

I dunno how people missed on the joke but... I guess that's sad

and hilarious too

[Furrama]

This wasn't The Onion level good, but I can see what they were going for.

[davidzimacansuckit]

These (alleged) celebrities must have been in on it. No one's that dumb.

[robbyalp]

UUH GUYS WERE HERE BECAUSE OF CRACKED LOL THUMBS UP ME

[corjoth]

there are too many PETAfiles in this video.

[Foxiesz]

You Brits thought this was real? Oh god wow

[TheRandyChimp]

@Foxiesz *sigh* Brasseye was advertised as a programme of satire and parody, from the beginning. This was a special episode at the end of the series. None of the usual viewers or intelligent people thought it was real. The UK equivilant of hillbillies and rednecks took it as reality.

[choot49]

@Foxiesz only the celebrities dumb enough to fall for it.

[joesteinberg1]

@Foxiesz A few people did, not all of us! Wouldn't be a very successful satire show if no one got the joke would it? Anyway, this particular one was just supposed to make the "celebrities" presenting it look like morons because they actually believed what they were saying.

[WynneL]

*lmao* They even say "hoax" basically... how could anyone not realize this was satire about alarmism?

[Laramas]

@WynneL: A lot of people get really stupid when it comes to "dangers" to children.

[Thewonkandfriends]

I'm glad that old Chris Morris is getting a nice bit of Cracked recognition.

If it means more people get to see this ridiculously hilarious show, I'm all for it!

[jliu6190]

..ahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa

[blindthrall]

An area of Internet the size of Ireland...

Holy shit!

[Acid2Rider]

Hilarious.

[13Knives1]

What's satire mean?

[woodandsuttle]

Proof that it is impossible to say something so crazy that nobody will take you seriously.

[farmerboy245]

Hahahahaha!! What kind of dumbasses thought this was being serious?

And thumbs up for Gladstone!

[inherentdoubt]

I can't believe they fell for it as they're saying "HOECS" (sounds like Hoax) games over and over.

Plus the last guy calling for the destruction of Pantu the little dog, that my friends, is the height of journalistic flair.

[ukulelemike]

Wow. I'm amazed people actually fell for this. It rather reminds me of all the email urban legends that get passed around for years by people who get so upset and emotional they never bother to find out if its real or not.

[dajghoti25]

HOECS games actually make you kids smell like hammers 2:20

[twistedlightning]

this is unreal

[nihilistdx11]

This is f*cking AWESOME. Thanks cracked.com for sending me here. :)

[monsieurgazerina]

@nihilistdx11 get the whole series! also check out "the day today"

[sabbatdark]

@monsieurgazerina Oh, the day today. now that was hilarious!

[nihilistdx11]

@monsieurgazerina Definitely something I wanna look into. lol. Thanks.

[CJAnonymous]

"Pedophiles are using an area of internet the size of Ireland to control keyboards..."

That line killed me.

[byronesque]

cracked rules

[bioreflex]

STOP. HAMMER TIME

[SnideImpact]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHA

[murrangurk]

9000!!!!!!!

[nickelsan]

Oh this made my day.

[gedren56]

smelling like hammers LOL

[lulmachine]

"and that was just from one sniff..."

[jeezuschryst]

this is amazing

[savagecatgt]

TY Gladstone!

[GodsRUs]

1 person got molested by Pantu the Dog as a child...

[tangled100]

"you're"

[vaith777]

Oh god that was amazing

[MysteryBowl]

Well, that was deservedly scathing.

[MusicOfCavemen]

wasn't the blond woman on "coupling"? maybe I'm thinking of someone else. And also, yay cracked.

[TheAnonymoushatemach]

Pedo-philes.

More like pedobear, amirite?

[Fabio254]

@TheAnonymoushatemach You're not funny or even remotely clever.

[TheAnonymoushatemach]

@Fabio254 u mad?

[Fabio254]

@TheAnonymoushatemach Pretty much the response I'd expect from someone as creatively vacant as you.

[TheAnonymoushatemach]

@Fabio254 lolya he mad alright

y u so mad brah

[Fabio254]

@TheAnonymoushatemach I can't tell if you're trying too hard, or not at all.

[EleventhEnd]

HOECS...hoax?

well played brits.

[OgawaBurukku]

Did anyone ever actually take this seriously? That's hilarious.

[Kelsetscreel]

Lol @ penis shaped sound wave.

[legostowne]

I'm kind of lost. I feel like my move from England has made me missed out on quite a lot. O.o (WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)

[BeataBlackwing]

"hoax games" eh?

[BLCaptainCrazy]

ahahaha

[Socran]

I had to stop after they mentioned the "penis-shaped soundwave". I can only take so much cringe comedy at a time.

[Theninjasarecoming]

Ahhhh, Brass Eye

Had to watch it twice!  TOO funny!