Assassins Creed - Guard Humping wall

[NoraInuUzumaki666]

Altair is not amused xDD

[Nightmare7454]

altair looks retarded the way hes looking at him, good vid for laugh.

[jaspertjie]

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Lol all these humping glitches.

[dcirish1213]

Haha!! and have a great day.

Lol hilarious

[skatman5162]

i would like to see a courtesan from ac2 do this!

[iloveichigo123]

The wall humping guards are everywhere on my game too!

[colleenwinter3]

MY horse started humping the cliff after I called it. Thumbs up if it happened to you.

[prankovalero]

LOL he acted as if Altair was invisible

[MegaKagato]

360 version superior am confirm!

[ituneshater]

tap that

[Kaine852]

the zohan!

[haziqriku1234]

THAT WAS AHSEM

AND FUNNY HUMPS SOUND

[12312334]

i now pronounce man and wall you may hump the wall

[coombzie1]

Lol it's awesome I must of wagged

[Brittogna]

Guard: Yeeeaaah~ Watch me assassinate this waaaall!

[DisgaeaLover101]

Guard: Time to ge back to work! OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH YYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BABY!!

[babyminnow]

Your "That's all there is." struck me as being rather existential in nature....

[UnforgivenWolf8D]

ROFL....

[MrBrutalWord]

There must be a hole there and there is a prostitute on the other side

[xXxLilmexXx1]

That guard's wife is a very lucky lady

[linelotr]

The Foo's the best!

And I love when he stopped, walked away, then went back again and continued humping the wall! X)

[SuperHobogloves]

He couldn't resist that wall and started humping again. lol

[rayg0b00m]

I liked two parts of this video, the part where he quits for a sec, then goes back to it, then the ending lol.

[GaarasGirlKasey]

Its nothing to worry about altair just does this to people...he has that kind of power...

[nunpuncherx]

altair stop watchin me!

[sasuke4398]

WTF???????????????/!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GuitarHero1222222222]

He found the wall more satisfying than Altair.

[MUNIRBINJULAIHI]

*fap fap fap fap fap*

Altair: "WTF?"

xD

[GoDLiKeKakashi]

I guess thats how they used to wank back in the renaissance

[Dinbat1]

Ouch he is going to be saw tomorow!!!

[Dreamr4life1]

I can hear the slapping sounds lulz XD

[Dreamr4life1]

47 people like humping walls

[TMtitmouse]

nigger?

[onyx78787]

wow...that guys determined xD

[albenizski]

maybe he can't get a girlfriend lol

[vanni44]

lol 47 templars dislike this video.

btw to play snake:

pause video, hold left, then you play snake :D

[bibi4u100]

he is fucking the wall man he needs a girlfriend

[slorg165]

I love this! XD

[ihopeutubedies]

It's moments like this that bring fanboys together. LOL

[kookycrazycat]

Altair: What sorcery is this?!

='D

[MarzParty42]

Who needs women when you've got a cold, sexy brick wall to hump? lol.

[4TEHEPICWIN]

I liked the part where he humped the wall.

[LAMOtyler]

ps3 users are just jealous cause 360 has better graphics and sexual predators.

[Cursedmarkchris10]

LOL!

[xdkouliyproductions]

omg these guys who made AC r hilarious

[pidrgu]

HAHAHAHAHA the beginning was funny enough but when he left and came back for 2nds i laughed like twice as much!

[WarmthNess]

He was humping, moved back, jumped, went away, came back because he seen a bigger hole, measured it up, an bang there he goes again.

[juthawong]

Guard is think about sex

so he hump a wall

so he think he is feel good enough

then he go

and Then He think about sex again

so he back

lol =p

[Ostnizdasht206]

GLORY HOLE

[MrBlockhead33]

Hahaha lol

[Johnnythedummy]

show this world wide people laughing like shit ROFL

[mttxreyJG]

I don't know is ps3 users get the oppertunity to see guards humping walls but us xbox360 users do. looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooooooooooool ur hilarious

[Amcacs5654]

haha thanks.

[masterpengun]

@mttxreyJG we do but they manliy glitch up to hump each other when one guy is dead

[Bumzicath]

Altair walks past *what the hell man what are you doing????!!!!* guard *what?* altair *thats a fucking wall man* guard * oh shit it is?!!* altair *yes it is* guard *ASSASSIN KILL HIM!*

And now youre reading this and think im complete fuctard!

[mttxreyJG]

@ Bumzicath

Ezio not Altair

[animedude312]

i must say that wall is sexy

[DarkChaos3190]

haha nice sound effects haa

[HowlAtTheMoon21]

Btw, those hut thingys, I seem to recall were Roof Gardens.

[HowlAtTheMoon21]

LMAO THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!

Altair's just standin' there like, OMG WTH?

[Jorfapigo]

That was fuckin hilarious...

I'm crying LOOOOOLAZO

[DJxgabriel]

o there he goes again lmao this is so funny. straight up humping...........A WALL WTF?

[HadenTheAsasinRanger]

LOL!!!

Rofl, he stopped and then went back to it!

xD

[Amcacs5654]

The best part. hahah

[HadenTheAsasinRanger]

It is he was like

" Ok I'll stop now OH WAIT...that Assassin's here gotta act natural!"

xP

[MongrelHides]

This is the funniest/ most polite video Ive ever seen

[laekkonmcdaniel]

lol, he recovered fast :)

[UTKNIGHT33]

lmao

[Saroarr]

lmfao

[ThinkingInFractals]

when hes finished what you dont see is the old lady on the other side of the wall putting her glass eye back in. XD

[jubbie101]

it's probably an AI glitch that makes him wanna climb over the wall but keeps stopping. or what RATM4everPhil said

[Blagel97]

hey i think ur controllering the guard because in the background i hear the sound the controller makes when u move the joystick back and forth

[Amcacs5654]

Okay you can think that if you want. But how the hell would I control a guard? I'm not some hacker. That thumping you hear is him humping the wall.

[Blagel97]

You may not be a hacker but certainly a lyier :-P :D :) xD

[pikachu1181]

fuck u

[skatman5162]

@Blagel97 hes not. theres another video with this glitch in it, and plus if you attempt to climb a table or a low wall like this, you hear the same sound

[Juggalo4LnD]

Omg wtf that was funny as hell. Best part the guard walked away and came back. XD

[tttrrroooyyyzzz]

LMFAO.

Hookers Do Help!

[GreenSpo0ner]

LOL!!

[oliviyo2]

i understand with the long hours of his job

[mast3rl1nk0]

this is why they put hookers in ac2.

[endeverafter2]

@mast3rl1nk0 not hookers prostitutes which r the same but they r called prostitutes in the game trailer

[BoneyHead959]

He wanking to the gods!

[appleizcool]

Ps3 suks cow dick panzys hahahaha jk. Nice vid. Funny

[windmonkey95]

yeh ps3 sux no awesome wall humping for ps3

[RATM4everPhil]

Which obviously shows that 360 has more glitches than a PS3. This guard was simply walking forward when stupid as the AI was, he hit the wall making that leaning move with his hands, trying to keep walking like nothing happened. Think.

[CarolinaAirsoft]

First of all, by the buttons in the top right corner, you can see that this is on PS3. Don't be a fanboy, both games are exactly the same except for the button layouts.

[JoJ3Li]

Or maby the character are dumber on 360???

[pikachu1181]

no dont think so oh yea type in on youtube xbox360 song

[minus6678]

LOL!!! thts what u get when u got a 360!

[ipawnuhard]

lol

[Mrcrazy80]

Nah, but he uses X-Box 360. Buy PS3 goddamnit!

[Amcacs5654]

@Mrcrazy80 I have both, Xbox 360, and Ps3.

[chojustin]

HAHA!

[grandk14]

haha

[TheEpicWaffleTV]

omg hes horny

[blueboy259]

that happened to me once not in the same way like what happened to me was he was far away he wondered where i went. Then he tried climbing the wall but he was constantly getting stuck and he was moving back and forth radidly but he was crouched down and i was just thinking what the heck is he doing so i walked over to him then i just punched him and he died with full health.

[ZzLezionzZ]

Well us PS3 users do get things similar to this. I was running around on the rooftops starting shit up with some archers and other guards. Well, one of the guards on the street tried climbing up the ladder and when he got to the top he kind of fell off and grabbed onto the top rung and kept climbing back up. He did this for about 10 minutes straight. I tried to kill him, but I couldn't, because he was glitched and had infinite life. Not as funny as a guard humping a wall but it's similar.

[Mamita033]

Altaïr ia looking like WTF! xD

[SonOfPunkle]

that is him doing it... cause u can hear a rapid tapping of a thumb stick!

[Amcacs5654]

How would I control the guard? Good try. haha

[1992jjb]

i would of killed him me if he tried to do it for long lol

[scottwuzhere76]

lol

[circ1e]

OMFG tooo fkn funny i LMAO when he came back for seconds

[Headclot]

LOL that was Hillarious

[olson5252]

ahahah wow id didnt think id laugh as hard as i did lol nice commentary

[MrGutsaevi]

LOL :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Crusadious]

i liek hump

wan compar weenrzz

[onimano]

thats fucking funny men ^_^

[ShiinjiZR]

haha so funny!

[Dudeyeshe]

This is fucking hilarious. you are too man

[Amcacs5654]

lol, thanks.

[lechestrike]

giggdy giggdy goo

[alesslak]

the walls in jerusalem are quite hot, i almost understand him ;D

[idkwtflol13]

what makes me laugh so hard is that you can hear the guard humping the wall XD

[eliluong]

yea and my desktop owns both your systems =)

[mentosC4]

ya i love pc 2 it doesnt annoy me like the ps3 does haha

[haterz811]

yea wat ever f@ck 360 man our ps3 is way batter than a f@ckin 360 too many fackin glitch on that video game

[ltd8585]

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha you wish budy ps3 sux

[mentosC4]

ya and...so what if it glitches all the time? its worth the awesome games

[TheBesTWhoEvaDidIT]

omfg!!! yo that is od funny!!!!im a xbox 360 user but i neva seen that happen

[xxxtheclixxxx]

He paused rofl.

[DW1243]

thats a 360 for ya...always messing up

[Roachermonkey]

LMFAO! THATS SOO JOKES! Your lucky you got that on video. XD

[dankusking]

Man, he is just getting that wall lol

[smells1iketeenspirit]

wow funny, but ur gamer tag sucks.

[Amcacs5654]

How do you know what my gamer tag is?

[dogmaster214]

you can hear the thumping sound of sex in the background o.o and (i haven't played assassin's creed yet but getting it for PSP) the guy in the white outfit...is just watching the guard's butt....

[SnideWolfDaddy]

haha he gets off and then hes like " yeah its time for round 2!"

[bodhi3969]

GLORY HOLE.

[chuckdiesel910]

That is extremely stupid and I am ashamed you took time to make a video of this.

[Amcacs5654]

Well your the only one to think that out of 278 people. So I'm sorry?

[Blazetheearth]

yet you took the time to watch it???? What does that say about you? Hater's like you make me sick.

[Nismoleb89]

hahahah thats funny.

[taingu112]

LOL "He's done.." Oh wait.... *continues humping the wall*

[k2l6nator]

LOL FAG !

[fartsam08]

hahaha xD

[AdidasDude123]

Haha xD

[ruskie20]

rhhhhhh what a sexy wall...lol

[LORDNAG1]

wow bugs are the best sometimes thats freaking asome

[patukene]

That's..... Disgusting :D

[yash4ahuja]

LOL

[Bladestoper]

Sexy wall, me guess!

[Lxlacrosse4]

There's an even better one of a guard with both hands on a table and he's humping it. Hahaha He even stops for a seconds, looks around, and goes right back at it. Hahah

[untamedflame]

lol its a glitch when a guard trys to jump over or onto somthing its funny as hell

[Kasuh1]

hump

squirt

relax

position

hump again

[HeroGazet]

lol nice man.

[zeepla]

altair turns on to that

[scentedpencil]

lol he gets back to the wall, pauses, then humps it again

[WishAvalon]

hahaha i think he did not care he jus need some action and the wall was giving it to him hahahah

Gaurd: yeah yeah yeah o there we go *walks away* o nope nvr mind *goes back to the wall

Altair: ? wtf r u doing man . . . . . . . yeah i think u got that crazy ppl desiese dame it dont blame me if i have to kill u as well

[threestugz]

OMG how do u fo that

[shipsthatsink]

lol

[Sparta729]

LOL!!!!!! that's so epic! the gaurd just doesn't care. i'm glad that you caught this on camera. XD

[WHITEPOWER365]

Gaurd: *Walks away from the wall and see's altair* Oh wait he's still here *goes back*

Altair: ARE YOU TRYING TO ANNOY ME???

[Arectaborga]

Altiar is a fag lookin at da guards ass in the beginning

[Ahmannaeatchoo]

go to "Assassin's Creed: The Excitable Guard!" ........ it must be the same guy.

[MrRude01]

HAHA

horney bastard

[xxthexxandxx]

lol whats there baby ganna be a brick LOL

[Infection212]

I literally lol'ed, and everyone in the house thought I was going nuts. Nice vid :)

[bradley0273323125]

lmao hahaha

[monkeybtm6]

the slapping sound ............oh god rofl

[Josachi27]

Holy Shit this is funny.

When the guard stopped humping it :

"Hmmm I'm gonna check if someone is looking at me...."

"Nope, I can still hump this hot dammm wall!"

[AbbyMireene]

fapfapfapfapfap

Sound effect and all. That can't just be a glitch. :P

[JoshuaMouncer]

u can actually hear him humping hahaha!

[blacksushi150]

not to point any fingers but SOME1 IS DESPRATE, fuckin a wall, now hes gon get them aidz

[JoshuaMouncer]

omg I laughed at the bit where he walk away from the wall and he must of thought ''I have nothing else better to do so I might as well go back and hump the wall lol'' and he went back to hump it again.

[Darkfire25196]

we get the oppertunity but umm...wtf. lol hes having fun eh? seriously tho hes trying to climb it. same thing for altair if u try to climb up and theres nothing to climb to he humps. see?

[BILLYDILD1]

an xbox.....Grrr lol

[CarlosMen2008]

DAAAMN THAT WALL IS HOT !! LOL !

[gamebrianwolf]

Altair: what the hell are you doing

Guard: what does it look like im humping my girlfriend

Altair:ooook then

(Altair walks away)

(Altair hears strange noises and moaning and runs off screaming)

[CorruptedCurse]

Altiar: "psst...people are staring at you..."

Guard: "FUCK OFF I DON'T CARE NYEH!!!"

[maori500]

hahahahahaha

[Kirysse]

Yeah, it's such a sexy wall, isn't it?

[BigManolz]

bahahaha he went back for sloppy seconds.

you can even hear the sound of his balls slapping against the wall lmfao

[8RSA8]

XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

[morrowindsky]

They always said he was an excitable boy...

[Shelmo48]

Gotta love that concrete.

I bet that fool was sore after gettin after that.

Notice he left.. then decided to come back for more.

[malalakitt]

altair: hah!i knew you guards were gay.

guard: oh shit! You pervert

altair: *stabs hidden blade in guards neck*

wall: you killed my boyfriend you bitch!

*eats altair*

[george77772moons]

what, u couldn't wait for a bathroom? and does any1 have a vid where they get chased by like 50 guards or so? ive once attracted every guard in a city and they looked like an army from an old lord of the rings film when they came running at me over a multi-slope rooftop; somehow I still killed them by making them jump to their deaths, countering them, and throwing some off the edge

[XxMorrisxXx]

That is very funny ^^ hahahahaha

[punkaddict02]

holy hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahah­hahahahahahahahahahah its really funny i cant stop hahahahahahhahahahahaha

[Azdak264]

OHH IS DONE ! oh WAIT here we go again LOOOOL

[deandro985]

he would break his dick because there is no wall or stuff