Classic Bernard Manning (Part 3)

[Ratchet936]

would love to see that vid of bernard and esther rantzen

[BENJIMANBREEG33]

What has political correctness achieved?  Fuck all. Apart from double standards, anger and frustration of course.

[heyyouthere4]

I forgot about the Terry Waite "mind your own business gag." African cannibals eating a do-gooder liberal, and the Italian flag being close to England's! Classic gear! Love it! Thanks for posting.

[wolf2jon]

classic, are we in a better society today, than then...

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[349quinman]

Top man

[TheRascolians]

Manning was a real gent off stage and a great comedian on it. I was fortunate to meet him on both fronts so can testify to the type of bloke that he was. One of the best and made me proud to be a Mancunian. He got me pissed once when I was working and it cost me nowt..cheers Bernard..see you in the future..

[thesoulcrew1]

bernard manning was a genius r.i.p

[leedumett444]

iam proud to be mancunian like bernard, r.i.p bernard.

[spoonlover1234]

This guy rips the piss out of everyone and its fuckin hilarious, im half irish half pakistani i think he would go to town on me.

[ojideagu]

@spoonlover1234 I'm half black and English and you're a moron

[borgorusky]

even a panda won't fuck a panda!!! hahahh

[007richiep]

top top bloke 

[bc1050]

A brilliant comedian

[jacko12345]

I love these vids thx

[amadeussalzburg]

absolutely superb!

thanks Bernard!

[mattcam1977]

the bit when he said i made esther ranson look like a cunt hahaha

[dewy9uk]

God save the queen...fuck the pc brigade...speak your mind

[daedruoY]

A funny man no doubt about that. People need to stop being offended.

There are people on the Internet who live to comment and stir up an argument. Go and watch some child porn or a horse fucking a woman.

Yes that's right it's out there but if you don't like it don't watch it. Same goes for a manning video yeah if you don't like it that's fine don't watch it.

[yggdrasil89]

Brilliant comedian, IF you're a 60 year old fascist cab driver.

[dewy9uk]

@yggdrasil89 you will be sixty one day...if you dont get run over by a taxi that is

[junkybabes]

top dog when it comes to comedy...

[popjoeandco]

His jokes are hilarious...I just hope the fat bastard didn't mean them, cause if he did,he really was a cunt!

[RNwillems]

the man is a fucking right king............the comedians today are shit

[drb7777]

Wish he was still with us, always makes me laugh.

[paulgaryharrison]

The dogs bollocks

[kashmone9y99]

I am british asian from pakistani background and whether or not he was rascist he was funny as fuck

[lliiaamm0099]

@kashmone9y99 ypu arent british you are asian

[kashmone9y99]

@lliiaamm0099

excuse u but if I was born here I class myself as British and ENGLISH!!!!!!

i bet u would also say prince naseem Amir Khan werent british until they win world titles for us.

Comments like yours is what stops people from intregrating in our society

[lliiaamm0099]

@kashmone9y99 you're not british iam british and SCOTTISH and im glad it stops foreigners getting here just so they can blow up buses and what do you mean our society you're not british you're an asylum seeker

[kashmone9y99]

@lliiaamm0099

well you have just shown p r i c k s can be of any nationality

also im glad that you feel british because there was a time when people in england who had your sort of mentality classed the scots and the welsh as lesser parts of the british empire

and PS. people from india/pakistan/bangladesh/hong kong/the caribbean and certain african countries used to be part of the BRITISH EMPIRE!

[kashmone9y99]

Respond to this video... AND if you think that your bloodline doesnt have a bit of french/welsh/irish or scandinavian(vikings) blood in it your as stupid as your beliefs

[BbilllyNoMates]

@kashmone9y99 glad to find  a Pakistani that can take jokes. Good on you! Get your comedians over here to see what they can give back.

[kashmone9y99]

@BbilllyNoMates

check out paul chowdhury

[19provo87]

he should have been given a knighthood

[GOATAli]

The best of the best is Bernard!

[herrlip72]

My hero, plain and simple

[teaurn61]

hahahahah rip mate

[Projectrez]

You'd make a good tramp if you smarted yourself up a bit :-)

[BoxFreshNikes]

Legend.

[ttheb64]

a true english legend ' and will be at the top of his game forever 'rip bernard you will never be forgotten 'EVER

[GRAHAM5020]

bernard we miss you.

[MrAmsterdamcity1]

@GRAHAM5020 You will meet him in hell soon

[GRAHAM5020]

@MrAmsterdamcity1 I take it you did'nt like him....his jokes were a stage act and he made loads of people laugh, and that was the way Bernard intended.

[Morrisseyisdead]

Bernard Manning was a Star and a King, if you disagree I'm afriad you're wrong.

[t1000eg]

the best by a country mile

[cjfrfc]

what does he say at the start ? summit with eddie murphy ?

[moorsylad]

what do u get if u cross george foreman with eddy murphy

[philsinatra]

@moorsylad  what do you get if you cross george formby with eddie murphy?

Turned out nice again, you motherfuckers!!

[atomicbanana1945]

the voice of the english people has died when bernard died were now fucked im afraid

[smigbabb]

chubbs is still fly'in the flag...........

[bajser100]

HAHA that poor guys's wife!! that was so cruel

"Face like a blistered piss-pot"

I'd loved to have seen her face when he said that.

[SageY91]

legend

[MrESC831]

who gives the fuck about pandas? lol!

[highlandcommando]

fuck the pandas

[MisterMadBastard]

oh someone plz post those videos of bernard and esther ranzen, would love to see them!

[TheTomgonzalez]

gAY mothafucka joker the best britian has to offer retarded jewish faggot

[ARDCOREARNIE]

@TheTomgonzalez he aint fuckin jewish u anti-seminite. I would of loved 2 c da fat bastard floor u & then fart in ur face.

[TubeOfTheDead74]

Funniest man in the world, hands down. RIP Bernard.

[deanogigalo]

He is a UK brilliant comedien

[manyhighhills]

I've heard worst, but fair play on your critical appreciation.

[padookieking]

chill out man, its not like chris rock or dave chapelle or even george lopez doesnt go racial...

Or is it one sided?

If its funny say it, simple, you dont see whites up in arms over a brown or black comedian's jokes about us, we laugh as hard as the rest man.

its funny, not insulting ma dude.

and talk about insulting other races, you got something against jews bro, so shut the fuck up, hypocrite.

practice what you preach dumbass -_-

[beargrizly67]

@TheTomgonzalez What is your problem you fagot? Somebody insulted your race, the race of fags?

[manyhighhills]

Bernard and Fred Dibnah were having a few pints of guinness together in heaven, and Fred says to Bernard "What do you think of this Obama bloke, he is changing the world it looks to me Bernard".

And Bernard says "He can change as many things as he wants, as long as he doesn't change his address to next door to me, Fred".

[manyhighhills]

think some people don't get the jfk connection here in this joke- but Bernard, it is a simple world, isn't it my friend.

[smilerbwfc]

Who gives a fook about Pandas!!! Legend.

[manyhighhills]

Bernard and Fred Dibnah talking in a bar, between Bolton and Rochdale, and Fred says "Ey, Bernard, Britain is dying before our eyes, what can we do about it, Bernard?".

And Bernard says "What the fuck are you asking me for Fred, you got a gong from your new mate, the Queen, you soft cunt".

[philsinatra]

There is somthing seriously wrong with anyone who hates B ernard. Superb comedian and a good man too, whatever the self-righteous and humourless pillocks say.

[jelleyman123]

@philsinatra so true, there he is telling it how it was.. was and still is best comedian in britain

[tokaicarl]

@philsinatra funniest bloke ever- no messing about- look at the shit now !

[HoraceOflaherty]

@manyhighhills Don't give up your day job.

[manyhighhills]

How about this one, but remember it is only a joke, maybe a rubbish joke again,

An Irish family of six were found frozen to death last week outside the Dublin Odeon. They had been queuing outside for three days to see a film called "Closed for the Winter".

[HoraceOflaherty]

@manyhighhills Are you Lenny Henry?

[manyhighhills]

I might be, again Horace, but I am doing my best to lose my welsh accent, much bigger job than losing a brummie accent, ey Lenny?

[ArtfulDawdger]

@HoraceOflaherty I thought it was funny, and im a fucking mic!

[TheSr1m]

am glad mannings widow met a lovely black man and remarried him and set up a charity back in his home land in liberia 4 all the kids in poverished conditions funny how life turns up some ting so beautiful out of some ting so aweful as manning was he was a vile bigot of a man i just cant believe she never left him while he was alive still she was obviously had a better plan

[MrM47K]

bernard manning is a comic great who will live on forever.

[ugiswrong]

actually asshole his wife died, so fuck off

[cujo9]

i worshipped this man. what a 1 off legend from the golden era.

[soihoy]

the greatest ...he puts all the politcally correct crap we,ve got to stomach today totally in the shade . good old working class northern humour .

[hornunderscore]

Yeah it's incredible. The way he bullies people and dehumanises them really lets me feel like I can breathe again after all this politically correct morality. I hate morality. I hate not being able to make people feel like shit. Such a shame he's not around to spread it about some more.

[rouens]

yes see if you laugh one day, thats right no humour

[hahayoufellover]

you'd make a smart tramp if you smartin yourself up abit lmao

[Mannings1988]

Great comedian, people take offence too easily. Don't take it too seriously and have a laugh at the genius!

[celedeox54]

''Face like a blistered piss pot''OMG i cnt stop laught xD

[TrapperMilan]

Blistered piss pot.i actually LOL-ed at that!

[MunchyToy]

IMO the greatest ever stand-up comic. Others impress in parts but Bernard's delivery is so confident and well-timed. Pretenders like 'Chubby' are raucous and offensive but it seems too contrived and consequently unfunny to me. PC is subjective. Recall Manning's appearances on Parkinson when host and audience were pissing themselves irrespective the non-PC jokes. I defy anyone to have sat at a live Manning performance and not laughed like a fuckin' drain - a superb and sadly castigated talent.

[manyhighhills]

Ask Esther Ranzen about Reliant Robin steering boxes, if you get a chance. She picked on Reliant Robin steering boxes for some fucking reason, the cow. The Midlands couldn't understand it, picking on a fucking car with one wheel less than four. The fucking heartless bitch.

[ilovebobthecat]

Im just seeing this fellow for the first time---he is wonderful---I wish I could have spent my youth in englandl

[burnt62]

The Panda comment is one of his best

[crackhead71234]

i'd love to see a video of that meeting with bernard and esther rantzen. does anyone have it???

[manyhighhills]

One of these classic Bernard videos has a bit of parky in it, can't remember which.

But there is nothing much wrong with this Esther girl, in her own world, as long as the stinking cow doesn't try to spread her world on us cunts.

[HeardattheHac]

yes, my dad just mentioned this... i wonder if it worth watching.

[manyhighhills]

Agreed Bernard, Estha Ranzen is a prize cunt, it has been proven, scientifically. Sad that she is still bothering us cunts day in day out though. Anyway, Britain has their crosses to bear. Wish she would retire or become an obscure author though, or work for BBC Radio n.

[manyhighhills]

Esther frigging Ranzen even, yes, Esther Ranzen, the waste of Brit fresh air!.

[dougienancy]

Britains George Carlin, (although Carlin used to tell gags in his early years, was more observational and counter culture later ).Manning is a smart intellegent comic..not just a gag teller..and NOT A RACIST...genius in fact

[mark6881]

Great stuff from a time before we all had to be politically correct

[bbeefys]

he's a legend love all his joke shame he aint on tv any more

[mgrainey1]

What a legend!!!! Bring him back on telly!!!

[baldybouncers]

White cross on a white background!

One of my great regrets is that I only managed to see this great man once, one of the best nights of my life, laughed for hours and days later. RIP Big Bad Bernard!

[petecockcroft]

What have I got to shoot the rabbit for?

[sportandmovies]

great stuff went to his club in manchester well missed

[raelnine]

It is what it is.! FUNNY :-)

To all the people who think him RACIST.

This is how the people get over it!

Humour is the best medicine . Laughing is a great stress reliever....

Better out than ......as they say...in!

x

[thebeefandpork]

hahaha a legend

[gazza1873rfc]

RIP Bernard.

None of todays so called comedians come close to your standards of making people laugh.

[savemyisland]

absolutely superb,thanks Bernard

[GazzTheFunkadelic]

R.I.P. big guy. Too much political correctness these days.

[ladhrann]

I'm Irish and I love the guy. Turn and turn about I tell plenty jokes about the Brits.

[oldelpaso1987]

now thats not very nice is it

[pharcyde110573]

Yea and I will piss on yoursactually I will not because I am tolerant and Im guessing youre not!!!!! Grow up..its just a joke!you know, as in humour..

[canred123]

i do not see any humour in racism, i guess if you are racist towards coloureds then you will think its funny

[canred123]

for you info, i have met plenty of yardies, and i dont think any muslims have bombed your hometown at christmas and lastly have you ever heard of the good friday agreement... you probably sit at home wanking all day, try to get out a bit and travel the world

[oldelpaso1987]

if ya dont like it dont seach it gay boy

[PigeonsInstinct]

it's called a joke, and using steriotypes to make jokes, fuck off you goody goody cunt and leave us to our comedy.

[angelinajoley]

canred123- tut tut- its not coloured, its mixed race. now thats not very pc of u is it? if u dont like bernard, why the fuck r u searching him??????????????

[popjoeandco]

I'm Irish and love his jokes about us!

If ye can't laugh at yourself who the fuck can you laugh at?!

RIP Bernard

[XxThereianxX]

well said!

[animal6774]

My first belly laugh came at 0:38 seconds! From there on I just fell about laughing throughout. This guy was great! At the end of the day, if it makes you laugh then it's good comedy and this made me laugh loads:-) RIP Bernard

[BFCboi]

R.i.p Bernard - we all miss ya. Heaven must be one fucking funny place now that you are there.

[HarpMastery]

i love his impersination of Quasimodo but i don't get the joke, can someone explain it to me?

[jstmetcalfe]

In England the TV Show Mastermind was a quiz show and you got the question asked if the host had started the question. So the quizmaster said - I've started so ill finish and thats what Quasi did.

Your a real wanker mate!

[stevecherm]

RIP bernard.

[richardrichard07]

Pure gold, wish there were more like him.

[liberagutshot]

class

[richardrichard07]

Totally.

[Bboy235]

Flagged as hate speech and will be removed

[ledormantsacunt]

more like pissing on him.

[dickweeeeeeeeeed]

the parrot and rotweiller joke is delivered in ABSOLUTE perfection,a true master of his craft,god bless you bernard,he`ll have em all pissing themselves up there.

[borderhooligan]

bernard and roy chubby brown comedian theres ever been

[fluffycheep]

Im Irish, couldnt give a fuck. Love this guy. Think he is probably the funniest person I have ever seen. Legend!

[carzeymars]

were doomed now hes gone come back bernard we fucking miss you england forever

[wanderer1955]

Scotsman Englishman & an irishman see Jesus in a pub. Scotsman asks Jesus how to get into heaven. Jesus says u have to answer 3 questions. Scotsman says ok go ahead. Ok Q 1, whats the opposite of crying? Scotty says laughing? Jesus says yes. Englishman, whats the opposite of grief? Englishman says happiness? Jesus says yes!. Paddy its your turn. Whts theopposite of woe? Paddy says giddy up????

[glynnjordan2006]

Brill aint it!!!!

[raggmanss]

when bernard died our great british way of life died we are truly fucked guys truly fucked,what is going on ;(

[apeman2009]

he told about ten times as many Irish jokes as he did Paki jokes, but it was only the Pakis who complained

[123thebandit]

yeah i know. its not good enough being over here. they want it to be like there country. fuck off back there if u dont like it i say.

[123thebandit]

a jokes a joke. if u dont like it then dont fucking listen to it. he was the best. R.I.P MATE.

[gobz10]

u'll make a good tramp if ur smarten yourself up a bit, lmfao!

[kevvy26]

the best this is we all speek at work like this get with the reel world

[jadejohnson1]

YOUR A LEDGEND BERNARD!

[Maxi2545]

"face like a blistered pisspot" HAHAHAHA

[raggmanss]

ha ha lean on him yal cut ya fucking self

[dog5543]

excellent video, bernard was funny as fuck. does anyone have a copy of those videos of him with esther rantzen?

[weallliveforever]

Funniest Man ever from God's own Manchester. RIP Bernard ...

[raggmanss]

love the bit when he gets on at that guy from middleton his girlfriend was laughing like fuck,belsen heavyweight champion hee hee hee

[matikilliraqie1987]

i have 4 rolls left over,so av i lmao

[aaronleez]

middleton posh ? whats the guy on haha fuckin legend tho

[paulmac38]

There was a white family, a black family and a paki family all living in a tenement block. One day a tornado struck the block and blew it away. Who survived? The white family as they were all out at work!

[maxi937]

HAHA good on yer!

[mikul1993]

100% of non smokers die.

[GunnerGraham]

Pmsl at that one m8 :))

[mikul1993]

what do you mean by pmsl?

[GunnerGraham]

pissed myself laffin

[WayneHancock]

GunnerGraham.. Sorry clicked the thumbsdown by mistake.

This is the best Bernard vid iv'e seen so far!

[myg0tpurepunk]

i do tht lol

[takemylength]

i made her look a CUNT!!!