Mass Effect 2 Grunt Funny Quotes Part 1

[CacophonyOfTheCosmos]

Originally I just took Grunt as "replacement Wrex" but he really came to be his own character.

[qedda1]

I want him in ME3 SRSLY!

[metalnat27]

@qedda1

As long as you keep him alive, he will be.

[LadyRuin2012]

Grunt is awesome. :3

[Recon159]

1 person didnt get the point

[Avatarbob11]

when ever someone says krogan charging i get the urge to ask how much?

[ConManCS98]

5:47, better keep Garrus away from Grunt now... O_O

[MyGamer125]

Huh, I never knew about that second scene

[jrsword92]

Can you make a video where your team is holding off the Collectors why you destroy the Human Reaper and Grunt answers Shepard's call for them all to retreat back to the Normandy. I hear Grunt's dialog is hilarious when he replies to Shepard.

[Curseco]

What happens if you don't free Grunt?

[ParagonEnigma]

@Curseco Nothing

[r3n3gad34l1f3]

whats up with their mouths? looks like a poorly dubbed Japanese flick

[HecticSirMax]

"If I know Grunt, your answer is coming at muzzle volacity."

"You do know Grunt. This varren is dead." *Chest pump*

lol, Love that choice in the conversation.

[dudemiester56]

is that liam neesom?

[ARavingLooony]

0:57 DA FUCK IS THAT VORCHA DOIN LOL

[Aizec300]

Garm:You should join the Blood Pack,Grunt.

Shepard:Why?You dont have any point!

Garm:I have a point,you humans are weak!

Grunt:Huh,"Much Point" ah,nevermind.

[ArnoldRulesyou]

huh "Much Point" huh. Nvermind :)

[SirOak214]

3:20 Grunt used tackle attack!

[hawkwolf613]

@SirOak214 It's Super Effective!

[PMW3]

do you suppose Garrus "gets it"?

[ryno200]

Why does Uvenk's ship have alliance exhaust baffles?

[Finky27]

Grunt has the best Krogan face textures, always amazed by how good it looks

[crispexv2]

"I'd never stab you in the back, Shepard. Warriors like you and me? Straight to the face."

That's the greatest thing I've ever heard out of any of the characters in this game.

[PewPewPlasmagun]

cool! next time I recruit grunt first! this is awesome. hope they make 100 times more of these moments in ME3. so people replay it more often!

[Markis2bi4]

Damn! Vorcha head flying across the room? Hilarious!

[Aisuruki]

I love the part where you bring Grunt on Garrus' mission and Garm shoots the vorcha. Epic.

[joshuaarias100]

Oh look customized Male Shepard. We meet again -______-

[Helendrius]

Wrex quotes > Grunt quotes

[fluffyzhangfei]

1:00 - 1:05 physics doesnt work that way.

[09NewtonA]

that must hurt

[NeoakiraIV]

Am I the only one who wants to hug him... its so cute when he does the pump jump thingy.... i wonder if he is soft under the armor.

[PewPewPlasmagun]

@NeoakiraIV hell crush you with one arm.

[FreonRose]

whered you get those armors. dlc?

[ParagonEnigma]

@FreonRose Aegis Pack DLC for Vanguard armor and Alternate Appearance Pack 2 for Grunt's armor

[GRRAB]

I love that excited fist bump he does. So cool

[Kaboomaman]

"How put put fear in the heart of your enemies." -Garm

"Shepard does that in his sleep." -Grunt

*Shepard nods proudly.* "Damn Straight."

[Akaryusan]

love that baby faced rage machine :)

[Jalen633]

@3:14 im guessing grunt watched alot of football lol

[churchofzod]

Jesus. Your Shepard looks like shit. Use the default.

[TheUbikator]

Stop! You criminal lizard!

[keyonipotts]

I think you missed the part where he say "See?! Now were having fun! Me with my memories and you with that funny Human thing your doing!"

[ParagonEnigma]

@keyonipotts Yea there were a lot more quotes that I wanted to put in.  My original video was 11 minutes long but I wanted to keep it short.

[MrShowermonster]

@ParagonEnigma

I dunno, don't see much point though...heh, much point.

[flipmasta14]

lol your shep almost looks like mine

[Degrees1991]

Wow I always recruit Garrus before Grunt so I miss his convo with the Bloodpack leader.

[CommanderMattShepard]

2:11Uvenk:"principal goal beforre to long, rwanda's cfo commercials, with more drugs, was launched"

Grunt:"my crack team is going to be on my jeans which are doing good"

Uvenk: "baseball's destruction, nurses were true, bmw construction? first to war ki?"

Shepard: "the best program trades are distilled into growth, he designed to be perfect"

Uvenk: "binges like this before"

[CommanderMattShepard]

"your soft, selenium so sorry all soft. koreans(krogans) not so much)"

TRANSCRIBE FTW

[CommanderMattShepard]

:13 transcribed audio"i'll fight for you"

"and thats so great"

[CommanderMattShepard]

transcribe audio....enjoy.

[CommanderMattShepard]

wow low graphic settings..............

[Skyntalor]

"Turians, you have to work the blade, I guess. Don't see much point to it, though. Heh, 'MUCH POINT'. heh. ah, never mind."

[Mysticgamer]

I like the Krogan Tron armor.

[EelsOnWheels]

I like Grunt's one-fingered "air quotes" 

[ElectromagNick]

WHat armor does Grunt have in this? The blue one with the holographic visors?

[EelsOnWheels]

@ElectromagNick

It's the newest squad appearance pack, 160 Microsoft Points (~2 bucks). It also has a new outfit for Miranda (actual armor, no more cat-suits), and Tali gets a new suit that looks pretty much the same...dammit, why must I buy everything Bioware releases?

[ElectromagNick]

@EelsOnWheels Cause everything Bioware releases is awesome.

[Biscottigrl]

The monsters teeth more real thna the dude's teeth Lmao

[SuperAustinFTW]

"I'm Commander Shepard and the ugliest mother fucker on the citadel"

[undeadmanwalking]

@SuperAustinFTW lol nice i just spent 5 mins loughing at that XD

[Metalguyz]

1:00 Vorcha head coming right up!!! :) I'm with Gavorn on this one=KILL the Vorcha hehehe

[kocashima]

i lold at drop the gun lizard

[HigHGuyism]

look at grunt's eyes

damn :3

[Elemonies]

One of these days Sheperd one of these days! Boom! Straight to the face.

[gwenamillion101]

Look out garrus grunt hates turians.