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  • "John Deere'll take out the queer." Holy shit, I died.

  • Thats how the people act in my hometown! I hate those people! Great Vid!

  • "it's like a otter, with a pod"(;

  • faggot

    

  • Lol!!!

  • You are so much hotter as a guy. as a girl not hot. Guy...super hot. stay manly. be gay but stay manly.

  • @fangiex

    being both gay and manly is a bit hard u kno', not sayin' it's impossible, and many gays do exist, bt... well u kno wut i mean

  • An empty head thinks mischief is fun, but a mindful person relishes wisdom

  • oh my, thought I was watchin somethin from ohio.... fuck me running

  • i know it was him when i first time i heard his voice lololololololololololololololo­lololololololololololololololo­lolololololololololololololo

  • Yee haw!

  • 0:51

    Lol I love that signature threatening look he makes - he's done it Girls Who Hit On Gay Guys too and some others.

  • This is by far my favorite video!!

  • For a quick second he lost that accent and I realized it was Chris hahaha. He look good this way :) btw that blanket is from walmart.. I got it haha

  • Hilarious accent

  • Is he cussing himself?!

  • This was awesome. Been watching you vids for years man. Youre hilarious! Keep up the good work and staying true homie

  • Lmfao. The way he says queerboys.

  • @Sarena2721 i know right :(

  • " Delma... Quite that ol coughin!!!" hahaha lol

  • This video is hilarious but what it amazes me is his ability to act and impersonate such a character in an excellent way. Chris you are talented.

  • Lmao OHH CHRIS YOU AND YOU'RE HUMOR AND SEXINESS AND WHAT NOT

  • I have heard that if a boy wants to play with dolls and u beat him or degrade him he might end up gay. Not sure how true it is but it's pretty interesting

  • why are all the cute guys gay?

  • LOL

  • sory bout dat

  • lmfao! xD "quit dat ol' coughin!"

  • Maybe hes preparing for the future.....so when hes older he can get all the girls lol :)

  • "He's made of my blood... and I'm a pure man."

  • john deere will take out the queer...lmao

  • You're so manley with your tweety mug

  • oh my god this video was so funny and that was so hilarious.one thing i can say is chris you are on funny guy and i love how our videos are funny and sometimes serious.god bless you.

  • Goddamn I'm sorry, but Chris, you're one handsome man this way. Please stay this way. You'll get a lot of dates, too! Keep the drag for romance fetishes ;)

  • Lol. John Deer will take out the queer!

  • Ahahaha xD Gotta work on your Southern accent a bit, but still funny!

  • hum...I thought it was hippies that wore the sandals.

  • reminds me of some of my family, for real. that type of attitude is why im a closet case

  • Haters are just jealous that they couldn't pull it off -3

  • HAHAHA. "John Deere will take out the queer." He's a fantastic fucking actor

  • Chris crocker is sexy now. damn!!!

  • Dude i just i wanna say that I've got mad respect for you!It takes balls to be who you wanna be and do what you wanna do in this fucked up world!Keep doing your thing bro and stay cool!

  • @MrDarkkamui Dude this is chris crocker lmao. This video is making fun of things it portrays..

  • @alist351 U mean it's a gay dude making fun of stupid,ignorant rednecks...no shit Sherlock I've been following this guy for 6 months now so stop trolling man

  • @MrDarkkamui Get over it.. You getting angry is just pointless and there is no reason for it.

  • WE R NOT TURING HIM GAY HE IS JUST 5 YEARS OLD

  • Lol all I could focus on was that little American flag on top of ur hat xD

  • Funny how straight guys are men and queer guys are boys

  • @DahviesBitch

    @adamsglambitch

    I love your names

  • That's it! John Deere'll take out the queer. :)

  • Anyone who doesnt realize that this IS Chris Crocker making FUN of rednecks like this is stupid lol just watch ANY of his other videos...its clearly him.

  • queer boy son lol...you are kind of funny but you lost your accent a little there a few times

  • Shut up redneck! Chris crocker will kiw u untill u die!

  • Your calling ur self a man while drinkin out of a tweety cup??

    how stupid do u feel

  • @RedFlame139 Don't make fun of Tweety. That bird is a man's man! He's like a majestic flying chicken nugget that understands everyone's deepest desire to outsmart a putty cat while looking delicious enough to fry.

  • This video is nothing but hilarious. Anyone getting all butthurt, needs to get over it, cause all it is is a funny video on YouTube. And Rick the Redneck... Well, he's very close to your every day happy redneck neighbor. I live in the South, and this is dead on. HILARIOUSLY dead on. But this video isn't 'discriminating against Southern people'. In the South, there is a lower tolerance of homosexuality, that's just the way it is. My own brother is gay, we see a lot of this. Lmao.

  • sandals? sandals? what has does that haveto do with anything?

  • If you guys hate the gays, blame straight people. They are the ones that make gay babys.

  • Oh My Freakin Gosh! I Have The Same Blanket! O.o

  • Who cares it was funny as hell and you know it, get over yourself, not everything on the internet relates to you. Moving on

  • U homo I'm straight I NORMAL I have dont have anything against gays I have something against cris Crocker

  • @spychamp1 what is normal? im sure that normal to you is different to everyone else.. there is no such thing as normal.

  • @spychamp1 I'm guessing spelling and grammar weren't your strong suits Mr. "Normal".

  • It's so sad that some people are really like that.

  • ...'who's wantin' barbies'...hee hee...

  • @MrDemonfrank, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being homosexual. It dosn't make you any less human than a straight person.

  • HOW DO YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT IN MOST OF YOUR VIDEOS. how are you not  an actor? SMH. Chris..im a fan

  • my son told me he was gay whenhe was 10. i punched him in the face and made him sleep in the car untill her changed his mind.

  • @MrDemonfrank I hope that isn't true...

  • @MrDemonfrank Good man

  • @MrDemonfrank Good plan, remember that when he becomes a serial killer. Good luck parent.

  • My Little Pony Friendship is Magic is better ~

  • HE WEARS SANDALS?!?!?!

  • For the first time in his life Chris actually seemed semi-normal.

  • i love you

  • You're a fucking chameleon!

  • @ricford39 that is really sad... :( but this is fake. Lol.

  • You're awesome, Chris!

  • LOL

  • Chris Crocker I think you should be an actor because you are so good in this video :D I love you

  • Wait is this the leave Britney alone guy?

  • @panchodelrancho0331 yes, it is the same guy

  • @adamsglambitch

    Well thats cool. He can openly be himself.

    Its wrong. Thats not me saying it. The Big man upstairs says its wrong.

    So it is. But, he gives us free will. So we can do as we please, for now.

  • holy crap i have that tweety bird cup (btw im a guy)

  • ur sexy afff ,

  • I'm in Georgia..And Chris sounds just like my cousin Joey xD(: It's uncanny! I take no offense to this video, It's hilarious!(:

  • HELL NO! You are a discromination to southern people! you are a stupid hoe!!!!!!

    Have a nice day *Breathes on knuckles* i liked you at first but now BURN IN HELL

  • @Hamuup i live in Mississippi and that's very Southern. And that's how most people around here think about me. They try forcing me to be straight by doing "manly thing." People tell me to burn in hell a lot and there no excuse.

  • Chris crocker was so hot as a boy!!! why he did the transition to girl????

  • Its saddening because some people are actually like this.

  • This reminds me of my relatives. Between... Everything. x_X

  • I do hope this is a put on. Some years ago, perhaps 10 or so, for real, a latino man in Los Angeles killed his 2-year old son because the child had been carrying a doll around. He said that he didn't want a queer boy in his family. Two years old. It was just a toy. So, I guess it's OK for this guy to call his kid queer and to de-queer him with a John Deere shirt. At least he hasn't killed him. Yet.

  • You can act! And do Stand Up and stay in character  Amazing! keep it up! This is Art.

  • he's make a hot ass country guy ;]]

  • @bongwater4lyfe oh my god, i was thinking the same thing.

    like... gorgeous.

  • smh

  • I see you're no longer popular on YOUTUBE LOL.

  • It's scary because if I closed my eyes I'd think it was a real homophobic man. So strange...I'm 100% sure some men think the same way.

  • shut up and go breed your pigs lmfao

  • lmao you got about as much sense as a coin purse with a hole in it! too funny

  • Cause this is not a true southern Confederate man! This is an imposter! But somewhat true cause I would slap my son silly!

  • With parents who are really like that. No wonder why people who are gay fear on telling them. Such a shame if you ask me. Gay or not, your kids are your kids.

  • @Catalina2808 i am with you but some religious parents dont want their children to be gays because they say gays go to hell, however gay people didn't choose to be gay its who they are they have feelings, so i think its unfair that their parents or anyone else to hurt them

  • LOLOL - why would anybody not think this is funny.....?

  • I know some people actually like this. Sad, really.

  • Sounds like my dad and mom.

  • sandles. BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • I dont care that you are gay, but you really act it up as hard as you can by being the super stereotype...

  • This scares me because people are really like this :'(

  • That ol queer boy lol 

  • YOU LEDGE.

  • i think u might be possessed dude... it's the eye flips

  • LMAO John Deere will take out the queer? Hahaha Love you Chris!!

  • lol

    

  • real tough with a tweety bird cup xD

  • So fucking accurate! hahaha, so hilarious! I love you, Chris!!!!!!!!!!! ♥♥

  • the tags still on the hat? oops guess he gotta return tht...

  • i have that blanket, lol

  • hahahahah , u r perfect ı really laughed soooo big

  • It Is Okaii To Be Gay.:D People That Are Like That Piss Me Off. :P

    I Was Happy When Glee Made An Episode Where Kurt Came Out To His Dad And He Didn't Judge Him But Then Pissed Me Off When Santana Came Out To Her Grandma And She Fucking Sat There And Was Like "No, You're Not Gonna Be A Lesbian, 'Cause If You Are The You're Not MY Grand Baby:P" I Was Like WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?!?!

  • John deer will take out the queer?? Really that's like wtf ? Very odd video to be watch half asleep o.O I'm all lost and stuff.

  • This reminds me of my son's father....except he's worse...not "Rick", my son's father.

    Ironic part is that my son's dad goes by rick sometimes for fun....

  • This reminded me so much of my dad. THE SHAME! 

  • uhm, chris... call me crazy... but....

    you are hot. o.O

  • Through out your Christmas tree already, sheese  :P

  • @23guitarhero Throw out your spelling already, sheesh.

  • john deer will take out the queer!lol

  • i meant liked -_-

  • i actually liled this video! :D

    "John Deere'll take out da queer." haha

  • You've got JIMBOB down pat!

  • you have a sexy deep voice...stick with it haha

  • did you see his naked pics a while back on his blog, alone and with his old boyfriend?

    .

    I was surprised he posted those, shows everything.

    .

    wonder if he removed them.

  • So hot in this video. You should stick with this look.

  • The Tweety bird coffee mug adds a nice touch to the macho act. lol

  • Sounds like my relatives.

    You need to get that boy some G.I Joes with kung fu karate grip. :-)

  • HILARIOUS!

  • Youra good actor Chris. You should be on Cable shows.

  • lol <3 i love your Rick stories xx

  • ...is this the new chirs? i like it!

  • Why you trying more to look more like a straight? Be yourself.

  • I love this. You should do more videos like this one.

  • lol i laughed from 0:00 - 0:11 LOOOL!

  • LMFAO. the sad thing is, there are people who are like that with their children. whether it's subconscious, or not. a "whole future mapped out" for us. smh. Hilarious none the less. <3

  • ''John Deer will take out the queer"

    LMFAO

  • "hes been growin out bangs thats another queer boy thing" LMFAO! i died laughing xD

  • Holy shit!!!!! I didnt recognize you at first!! OMG

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  • My son loves to play with his sisters barbies, and he also loves to run em over in his monster trucks lol. Our daughter loves playing in the mud in her pink dresses... and if one, both or none are gay. I will love them equally. They are just as intended. I grew up in a anti-homosexual household and thankfully MY attitude has changed THEIR thoughts on it all. They have come to love all people-- no matter who they love. Im proud of them.

  • Holy fuck...........he sounds like my dad0_o

  • show the chest! you are mega sexy ;d

  • This is totally my father.  He is a crazy right wing redneck Christian lunatic.

  • @LearningAsIGo80 My dad: Redneck-Hell yes. Christian: Hell no. so i know half of your pain.

  • @BOTDFbitch4ever Yeah it sucks.

  • He's hot in this video.

  • omfg I love this lol He's actually hot o.O

  • <3 you chrissy! damn you are hott as a girl or guy...go 'head!

  • Don't you just want to stab these kinds of parents in the fucking face?

  • Hes a man? 3 years later i stumble upon a man rather than a blonde chick?

  • Now I ant to go watch My Little Pony

  • never thought i'd ever see chris crocker look like this...

  • damn chris!! your so hot as a guy!!

  • Haha this is the first chris crocker video i've watched. And i love it! Lol i live in a hick town with tons of rednecks and there just like that haha i loved it. And btw chris you're hot as a guy lol

  • This was amazing...

    I cannot stop laughing.

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  • ya the son must have bought daddy the tweety bird mug he was drinkin out of too lol

  • looool "beat the girl out of him" :) one of the many reasons i like CC

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  • you're an amazing actor

  • Amazing

  • Tweety Bird!!! <3

  • I fucking love you,your great.

  • HOLY SHIT!.. you sound straight lol this is my favourite!! You're so good at acting

  • Chris you seriously need to get into acting. I was shocked at the depth that you went into with this redneck character. This is better then some skits on SNL

  • the only flannel-lookin stuff chris has is a blanket?.....i approve

  • Thank you, but this is more preaching to the converted. Which, is easy.

  • chris crocker tells the truth love it

  • He's kind of hot right now.