Unlikely Things To Hear At An Awards Ceremony - Mock the Week - Highlight - S8 Ep2 - BBC Two

[danutd94]

I have lost faith entirely in modern society upon realising that Sarah Millican actually earns a living from this. Dara was funnier and he never even told a joke.

[pyschicgrandmaster1]

@danutd94 not only makes a living- she's a multi millionaress.

[AlphaxDelitE]

is it only me, or does these ppl love to joke about gordon brown and the fritzl family?

[AlphaxDelitE]

didnt get the envelope and gold joke ..

[ageek248]

@AlphaxDelitE It's taking the piss out of "Cash for gold" and such things, send in you're gold in the pre-paid envelope XD 

[P0oN4ni]

sarah millican is the least funniest person alive

[NataliaEnchantix]

My one would be:

"Welcome to The twisted Film Name Awards. And the winner .ahem.. is...ahem......AHEM,... Justin Bieber Always Say Never!"

[IamSnoogans]

And the Academy Award for best Actor goes to... Keanu Reeves.

[metabolicshaun]

Unlikely things to hear at an awards ceremony."The award for stand up comedian of the year goes to Russell Howard" although his joke on this vid was quite good.

[HyperU2]

Is Sarah the fat cunt?

[Awesomegirl9088]

And the award for the Best Special Effects goes to the team behind Gordon Brown's smile!

[Alieaz]

Why are the women on this show not funny?

[SharpsConnor]

Sarahs joke just wasn't funny at all.

[sc23uk]

I don't get russell's joke at 0:10 or John Bishop's at 1:00 :/

Can someone explain them please?

[HiMyNameIsGib182]

@sc23uk well Russell's is word play on "Mosque" and "Oscars" cos Islam pray in Mosques lol ... I'm not sure about John's though haha

[TheSarcasticChicken2]

@sc23uk

cash my gold. not too complicated.

[DinosaursCookies]

@sc23uk John Bishop's is because of cash my gold... because you send gold in a envolope... That explain it for you?

[pencilblimp]

@sc23uk John's joke, its one you have to watch the whole episode to get, as they mentioned cash my gold loads

[guitarstarforever12]

chris addisons hair ;) 

[josephpricey]

Who on earth is Stephen Hawkins?

[LokkerG]

@josephpricey It's an accent 'thing'. He said "There's no ramp Steven Hawking it's not you."

[josephpricey]

@LokkerG I'm not retarded or hard of hearing, nor am I unfamiliar with the Liverpool accent. He definitely said Hawkins, it's a common mistake. There is an audible sibilance after he says "Hawkin" and before he says "it's" which one can only assume to be an 's'.

[LokkerG]

@josephpricey I meant that he could have had that odd habit of shortening it's to an 's', making it sound more like "s'not you". I'm sorry for sounding like an elitist prick, I reeaaally didn't want to go in that direction.

[CowLunch]

@josephpricey Shall we get him to redo the joke? ;D

[MagePerform]

@josephpricey Seriously?

[BlondGirly123]

1:22 she... sucks... sooo bad...

[HollyWiggans99]

@JaguarPawww Prick.

[JaguarPawww]

@HollyWiggans99 You like pricks then, homosexual devient

[MichaelNUFC897]

Normally Andy Parsons jokes are shite... but them two there had me in stiches! Envelope glue and Suicide bomber <3

[ellis5956]

1:38 gets me EVERY TIME.

[noobrider100]

Just not the same without Frankie :(

[SteoMurraay10]

i cant stand that fat bitch

[ninjahunter101]

'And the award for Most Annoying Person goes to........

Justin Bieber. No surprises there

[msnoahxlukefan]

@ninjahunter101 what about rebecca black???

[ninjahunter101]

@msnoahxlukefan hhhhmmmm

good point

[XboxArcher]

i would watch the accident at work awards if they all fell over...

[Ellis01234567890]

Ladies and gentle men, please welcome your host... DARA O'BRIAIN

[SherryZProductions]

And award for the most dead joke....... goes to Sarah Millican for 1:17!

[oOLAoLAOo]

Referring to Sarah Millican as "The Woman" makes me think she's secretly Irene Adler.

[slightlyinsaneFTW]

@oOLAoLAOo That's what came to mind when I first heard it...

[MoonChild637]

@oOLAoLAOo Sherlock reference ! :D

[ImmaChiaotzu1]

@oOLAoLAOo That is just wrong! XD

[sh1tonwba]

has andy parson got someone writing decent jokes for him, usually he is shit

[xExpressUrSelfx]

"Suicide bomber of the year is....Achmed the Dead Terrorist!"

"Silence! I kill you!"

[dilwich123]

AND THE AWARD FOR 'A MEAL IS MORE IMPORTPANT THAN A KID AWARD'--------GERRY McCANN ladies & Gentleman.

[TheFranklinrobert]

woman comedians are shit...



[AminThePoet]

@TheFranklinrobert not all ... and it depends on the role. But token females generally are...

[851852093114208513]

"And the best music video of the year is...

Oh, you have got to be fucking kidding me."

[niclux]

Sarah Millican = fail..

[kinglynx]

i dont get the joke at 1:00 ?

[TheAdcorn]

@kinglynx me neither

[WhiteWings930]

@kinglynx @TheAdcorn It's a reference to Cash My Gold, where you put unwanted jewellery in an envelope and mail it off to the company for cash.

[undercoversliitz]

@kinglynx i think he's referring to the cash my gold adverts

[tomuk1984]

"The best scientist in physics..." That would be a physicist then.

[IoEstasCedonta]

I still remember finding out that Brian Jacques had died...

[PartyGirlDNM]

John Bishop's laugh should've won them all the points

[redhoodART]

Sarah Millican just isnt funny...at all

[GoldenSoldier46]

I dont get whats so bad about the joke at 1:25. Can someone fill me in?

[Olole]

@GoldenSoldier46 It's not funny, jokes are supposed to be funny

[GoldenSoldier46]

@Olole Well maybe not but still.

[Olole]

@GoldenSoldier46 I don't think she's funny neither, I haven't seen her stand-up act, which people say is pretty great (critics at least) so I guess I can't discard her completely, although every time she's been on mock the week, she'øs been shit

[0inspiration0]

I don't get the islamic joke? The 2nd one.

[Kitsunechen]

@0inspiration0 Mosques are the Muslim place of worship, similar to how a church is for Christians.

[JJayChannel]

I don't get the woman's joke

[0inspiration0]

@JJayChannel lmao

[kievins1]

I wish people would stop referring to Sarah Millican as 'the woman'.

[247custard]

@kievins1 Why?

[adzyb69]

@kievins1 Whatever you want to call her she is shit.

[InsertGayCODNameHere]

@kievins1 Whos Sarah Milican? Is it that woman?

[Ionlyfearphobophobia]

@kievins1 Ok, we'll just refer to her as "woman" then.

[mrbeanaswell]

@kievins1 she's rubbish, I hate her

[Gallers]

@mrbeanaswell Who, the woman? Yeah, I hate her too.

[anarkey42]

@kievins1 the woman does not deserved to be called by her name after that abomination of a joke

[MrRipperSkillz]

@kievins1 Shes the only woman there so it makes sense lol

[kateldomful]

@kievins1 why cuz she's the only woman it makes sense plus she's not nearly as funny

[JaguarPawww]

@kievins1 but she is, the women, in a male environment, where men are only funny, its in our genes not women, females are far to sensitive for humor, the reason being you are so bitchy, and plus she is the only female on that show, so she will be addressed as, the women. Away and shout your women rights elsewhere, women.

ps, I have nothing against women, just this type.

[rachelthedreamer1]

@JaguarPawww She will be adressed as 'the woman'. I know she's a bit larger but that's just plain rude.

[XxSeedOfEvilxX]

@kievins1 Yeah, stop that. She's obviously 'two women'.

[amrfts]

@kievins1 yeah she does like like a man

[PhilM247]

@kievins1 she's lucky she evens gets that...



[FarTooHairy]

@kievins1 Well I mean she's shit as with every woman comedian

[SuPeRsTaR71679051]

I feel kind of bad for the female comedian, I think she was a bit nervous plus the only female. Although, that joke did end in a catastrophe...

[jasontangy]

The joke from the woman was catastrophically bad.

[RaisuliLordoftheRiff]

Skip to 1:17 for some genuine awkwardness.

[Olole]

She is so not funny, it kinda pains me actually. I could do better and I'm REALLY unfunny

[blocksstripes]

Omg, Russel Howard and 2 skins actors within a Mock the Week? AWESOMENESS :DD

[OfficialBraze]

@blocksstripes The new actors are shite!

[Ipwarn]

This whole women are shit comedians thing is getting very tired. I can think of dozens of male comedians who are shit (a couple who have appeared on MTW) and quite a few female comedians who I absolutely love. Never think that the crap female comedians stand out because there are so few female comedians compared to the number of bloody male ones?

[rexana]

@Ipwarn I agree, but the main thing that gets me about a lot of female comedians is that a lot of their comedy just seems to revolve around "lol, I'm a woman" which gets old pretty fast. A bit of that's fine, but it can get pretty samey when so many seem to do it. Obviously not all of them are like that, and there are several female comedians I like (Shappi Khorsandi, for example)

[Ipwarn]

@rexana But surely the "I'm a man so I enjoy having sex and talking about my penis" jokes are just as overused. That was my problem with so many of Frankie's jokes, but I still appreciate that he was a good comedian. I didn't much feel for Sarah's joke here but I still do enjoy her comedy on this show and others.

But Hugh will probably always be my favourite on this show. :)

[TheRammsteizer]

What exactly did he say in the last joke?

[m4nlyk0wnz]

@TheRammsteizer There's no ramp Stephen Hawking, it's not you

[TheRammsteizer]

I was suprised no one did a Kayne West and interrupted eachother..

[juliaxrose]

I think I died when Hugh tripped! xD

[eanrua1]

*1:27

[eanrua1]

Chris and Hugh look so awkward after that "joke". Check out 1:25

[Noni8787]

@eanrua1 fyi they look lifeless after a few jokes

[MrDuckKiller52]

@eanrua1 its cuz shes not funny -_- lol

[BekLouKat]

@MrDuckKiller52 she is funny... she's the queen of comedy 2011....google it if you dont believe me..

[mikeyt12321]

the envelope glue one gets me every time :L

[avengedsevenfull]

oh god i hate that women! I had less expression than a brick when she said her joke.

[WentMillerGal15]

Did John Bishop just mention Rammstein towards the end? Haha.

[j0gan673]

@WentMillerGal15 No, he said there was no ramp.

[07morrishol]

Russell Howard is a babe <3

[HolyWhisp]

i have never understood the appeal of Sarah Millican. She only seems to be funny to other lonely, depressed women.

[irishdan2007]

polite laughter for the female comedians joke..

[ConfusedPingu]

Chris Addison is annoying.

[alexdehaan1]

andy parsons is sooooo funny!

[Mike39244]

Sarah Millican is shit. Just like most other women comedians. It's not sexist it's true.

[aamusedd22]

@Mike39244 i agree and i am a woman :(

[Mike39244]

@aamusedd22

Honestly can't think of one funny female comedian.

[BOOTUBE123]

@Mike39244 shappi khorsandi is pretty good :)

[Mike39244]

@BOOTUBE123

Shit when compared to most male comedians. So shes good for a female comic but shit in general for a comic.

[icemanlj2k7]

@Mike39244 what about jo brand? shes the only one who i can think thst makes me laugh

[guitarstarforever12]

i have a moskers :)

[MrBootey]

RUSSELL!

[sneezylemon2912]

12 people lost the award 4 best envelope glue

[tristessa56079]

1.24 - 1.28 = Pity laughter

[seitenshow]

John Bishop is amazingly funny at stand up and for the most part, other sub centres of this show Mock the Week. This part of the show just isn't his strong suit. He's prepared gold, not come now deliver something preppy.

[AlioH89]

these were all crap.

[saumyab44]

Girl's aren't funny...

[5thinbetweener]

"And the winner of 'Favourite Celebrity' is..... Justin Bieber!!

[TheTruckSimAddict]

@5thinbetweener no, he's a celebrity who's sadly still with us

[DrWhoFreak100]

@5thinbetweener breaking news: justin bieber shot while collecting award. burnings of justin bieber albums will take place outside his house.

[samthepsycicclam]

I'd have gone with Are you insane? Your giving me the award? Did you even watch the film? It's shit!

[smileyfaceawesomes]

Would've made my day if one of them had come out with "Hey yo Taylor, I'mma let you finish.."

I mean, really. No-one expected that to happen. X)

[popazz1]

So,we're all agreed,female comics on MTW are useless,yes?! I quite like Sara Millican but that 'joke' was as flat as a witch's tit.

[charlottetheelf]

monkey? 0:29

[TheMoonPower]

9000 nominees?

What if you added one more....

[360Pandaman]

@TheMoonPower IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!

[ianwilson2007]

if I ever click on a video where the top comment opens with the acronym LOL please God, do me a favour and fucking kill m........................

[gameguy20100]

@ianwilson2007 ha i get it

[1998krish]

bang that wont bang that

[przse]

The expression on Hugh Deniss' face after she told that 'joke'. Says everything.

[SumthinMstBAvailable]

What the hell is Sarah Millican wearing?

[HealeysFable]

my face was literally lifeless when the women said that....'joke'

[KatieFromEngland]

@HealeysFable Sarah Millican. She has a name. Even if you didn't know it, it's in the description.

[grandabell]

@HealeysFable I know exactly what you mean. She's not in the least bit funny.

[tornadoe13]

@HealeysFable

why. I thought it was ok. Not great but ok.

[andrewkiwi100]

@HealeysFable *woman

[nattynutter23]

we were laughing for WEEKS after watching this, twas HILARIOUS!

[12Jakeyboy]

I loved the suicide bomber one!

[racewalker9999]

The problem with some of the female comedians is they rush.

[KitsuneProject]

"I would like to accept this reward for... *Looking Around* Where the fuck is everyone"

[KitsuneProject]

"I'd like to reward the front row idiot for super gluing his arse to the park bench!"

[KitsuneProject]

"And Now i'd like to offer this reward for the smallest knockers, Sarah Jessica Parker"

[xTsukiTsuki]

And the winner of the most expressive face award is...KRISTEN STEWART.

[RandomAl3c]

im not sexist or anything but to me, none of the girls on this show are funny? lol :L

[Carbonite2008]

@RandomAl3c I feel like that too, but I don't think many actually are that funny :/

[ellenmelon771]

Hugh Dennis's 'trip' made me lol so much! XD xXx

[ellenmelon771]

lol, love how Russell Howard is obsessed with Gordon Brown's smile. XD xXx

[littleblueleprecorn]

i love john bishop :)

[moonlily1]

Why is it then always have only 1 woman, and it's always the least funny woman they can possibly find?

[BangingMash]

That suicide bomber joke from Andy was priceless!

[SalaComMander]

Wait...there's 9,000 nominees for Most Inaccurate Weather Forecast of the Year? So....close....must...make....­lame joke....

[AaronMatthewEvans]

I have one. "And the Darwin award goes to Jade Goody!"

[kitaarmes]

Well the obvious on... HITLER :/ LAWL!!

[kitaarmes]

@kitaarmes oops meant one

[DarbyLJBJR]

my favourite is at 0:01!

[rheannadrewhoney]

and now the award for the most innacurate weather report, here are the 9,000 nominees.

[Krissyxify]

And welcome to the accident at work awards *slips* LOL

[MorticiansDaughter66]

Russell in glasses =) xxx

[kitaarmes]

@MorticiansDaughter66 Ikr ;)

[MorticiansDaughter66]

@kitaarmes Yep It's sexy =p x

[kitaarmes]

@MorticiansDaughter66 Very sexy ;) x

[ellenmelon771]

@MorticiansDaughter66 I agree! Yum yum! XD xXx

[JoshH37591]

I've got one: And the Grammy goes to, Justin Beiber!

[dar3keternal]

@JoshH37591 hahahahahaha!!!!!!

[JoshH37591]

@dar3keternal Indeed