Do You Got Any Gwapes?

[MrYoshidude100]

the duck song

[MooneySquared]

But of course, the other ending was hilarious and unexpected.

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[MooneySquared]

I thought the guy was then going to say after 2:42 "Good!" And then he would punch the guy behind the stand and run off.

[stonercrazyclips222]

Lawl it's similar to the Duck Song :P

[TheSenileFeline]

I get it, I get it.

It's pretty funny. :)

[Spl4shD4m4ge]

Shane Dawson in itself is a hilarious joke.

[08Cheeseits]

@Spl4shD4m4ge lol

[AndThisIsChris]

THIS IS THE BEST JOKE EVER!!!!

[TheTribes44]

Press 7 for a nod and speaks gibberish

[GhostoftheDawn321]

I love the joke but why does nobody get it. Its not that hard...thats what she said

[ZombieGamer5k]

The Duck Song?

[xstremepageofaubrey]

I DON'T GET THE JOKE!

[tianang77]

@xstremepageofaubrey

fail....

[kidkash23]

i don't get it. What is the meaning of the joke

[TheJokefiend]

@kidkash23

never ask for grapes at the news stand. 

[tianang77]

@kidkash23

the vender said he was going to shoot him if the customer asked for grapes again. The next day the customer asks if the vender any bullets. The guy says no. In other words the customer can't be shot because there are no bullets. So he asks if the vender has any grapes again knowing he can't be shot because the vender has no bullets. Is it really that hard for people to understand?

[SharnsiR]

Do you know what archfiend? If this is not all an act and you really do hate the people you diss, then know this. I have subscribed to Raywilliamjohnson, Shane Dawson, iJustine and other people specifically because I have heard about them FROM YOU.

[TheJokefiend]

@SharnsiR

And ...?

[maxassasin911]

orginal one is with a duck its actually funny

[TheJokefiend]

@maxassasin911

Um... no. The Duck song came out 15 YEARS AFTER that original version. Get a clue.

[maxassasin911]

@TheJokefiend i heard it 13 years ago old memories

[TheJokefiend]

@maxassasin911

Um... no. you didn't.

[maxassasin911]

@TheJokefiend sure why not

[Xplayer007]

Classic.

[salshasam]

I don't get it

[TheAncientFlare]

Yay for the Duck Song :3 Awesome one, Jokefiend.

[dtSG4ming]

@TheAncientFlare duck song is better cuz it has music tho, sooryy

[TheAncientFlare]

@dtSG4ming GJ responding to my comment I made SEVEN MONTHS AGO. -_-''

[Rabbitfish87]

Oh my god I love this joke. You really have a talent for telling jokes you know.

[619ULISES]

Um... Do You Got Any Gwapes?

[iCoffees]

I lol'd.

[Hardstylerocka]

The Shane Dawson joke was hilarious.

[BrickUnit]

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he says to the man running the stand, hey, got any grapes!

[Zanpakudo]

hahaha :D i like that joke too!

[ServeTheServents]

I geuss this joke inspired the duck song..

[RedRose191]

haha,, it was pretty funny. lol since he didnt have bullets he couldnt shoot him for asking lol.

[stevethemagicpants]

The Duck comes up to the lemonade stand, and he says to the man running the stand.

[NoClassPlz]

I think the joke is because the newspaper man said he'd shoot hi, but how could he shoot him if he didn't have bullets?

inb4 cpt obvious

[sodatub]

I get it.

'Tain't that funny though. =[

-Pepsi staff

[latinoheatm8]

lo, funny joke also lol@ "I love Shane Dawson, haha that's a good one" haha

[RatasVadumee]

Hahaha!! Ahhhh... I remember hearing this joke from my dad as a young lad. Loved this version and your delivery, so it was worth watching and hearing again.

[HomocidalCanineK9]

You kind of ruined it.

"A duck walks up to a candy store and says, 'You got any grapes,' And the candy salesman says no, the duck says, 'Oh,' and walks away. The next day the duck walks into the candy store and says, 'You got any grapes," The man says 'No, this is a candy store.' The next day the duck walks into the candy store, asks again, and man says, 'NO, and if you ask again I'll nail you to this counter!' (continued)

[HomocidalCanineK9]

The next day the duck walks into the store and says, 'You got any nails?' The man says '...no,' and then the duck says, 'you got any grapes?'"

[TheJokefiend]

Please don't ever leave a comment on my videos ever again. Please.

[TheJokefiend]

How is it ruined you nimrod? This joke has been told in hundreds of different ways. The first time i heard it 20 YEARS AGO doesn't even match the way you or I said it.

You really did just sound like a retard just now.

[angusfann666]

that jokes awesome

[paintballer123123123]

hahaha

[HomocidalCanineK9]

Heard this when I was 10 at a school camp.

[cakefully]

LAWL

[theSupremeNERDEST]

Lol I loved it!!!

[TheIrvman08]

haha I liked it

[shanethefox]

one of my favorites :)

[coyotekid12]

LOL

shane daswon...

aahhh

that got me laughing....

the other joke was good 2

[Herriman]

Great one Arch :)

[SteelSnarf]

hey archfiend check out "the duck song" on youtube, its very similar.

[TheJokefiend]

Seen it. I heard this joke years ago too.

[SteelSnarf]

oh. that was just the first thing that came to mind when i heard this joke. good joke, though nonetheless

[IIIEX7R3M3III]

LOL

[haxor92]

old but good

[dismal08]

Lol when you said "How 'bout I make funny faces?", your voice got deeper, I can't help but reply it. It's making me laugh. Also the joke made me laugh too

[DDowza]

Uh quit sending me spam emails. I'm 100% sure it isn't you, but just sayin someone seems to be spamming me with emails from the Archfiend on youtube. Also, shouldve replaced grapes with talent with somebody asking a certain 1mill+ subscribers person.

[wwerated7]

lol good one

[downhome7500]

Haha, I've heard this before, but usually it's a duck and staples.

[Lucindor600]

lol this joke reminds me of the character Cheese, from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends!

[ttrop]

ooooo i saw this comeing not that it's bad but there is the same joke in korean but abit diffrent. it is a little girl lokking for a puppy in a food store and after the build up the man screams if you ask me that one more time i'm ganna sow your mouth shut and i'm sure you know how the story ends.

i am supprised that other cultures share the same jokes it's nice.

[ttrop]

p.s. i mean this as how we all have thoughts on how we think other people are diffrent but in short we are the same after all there is only 1 race the human race

[Bjarminatorinn]

lol I get that joke cuz my brother used to say that joke too me but with a bunny instead of the gwape guy.

[nemoassassin]

what is a gwape?

[fumpingo]

haha, the end was f-ing hilarious, and seriously, how could you not understand the joke? It's not that complicated! Anyways, I love your vids, Jokefiend, the jokes are very entertaining and I always laugh at your comments after the joke, they're just incredibley funny.

[TheJokefiend]

Thanks.

[hipporuler1996]

this is a motovied version of the duck song

[seamoretwillnant]

I assume there's something behind the fact that he's mispronouncing the word grapes, or maybe that he's asking for something entirely different. But, based on what I understood to be the joke, it seems like it could have stood up on it's own without that, but without as much punch.

[aldfkjldasfkj]

it's funny as hell!

[DrVelvetProductions]

Someone explain this fucking thing to me. I think I get it but I'm not sure if what I'm getting is what I'm supposed to be getting.

[TheJokefiend]

The guy at the news stand had AIDS.

[TJSurgery]

So it was Shane Dawson?

[TheJokefiend]

Correct.

[maggosh]

Remind me not to read the comments section before I watch the video.

[ttrop]

don't read the comments before watching the video my friend. now i have done 10 good deeds ttrop AWAY!!!!

[GRANDOVERLORD77]

The gentleman asking for gwapes(grapes), asked the guy behind the newspaper stand if he had any bullets, only to find out if he really had a gun. Once he knew that he didnt really have a gun, he then annoyingly asked again if he had any gwapes(grapes).

[Mizznewbooty018]

I liked it lol

he was asking if he really had bullets to shoot him right haha

[BeRad117]

This guy owns a bar and its like about 11:00 at night and he is cleaning up the bar. He hears a knock at the door and opens it up and sees a bum. The bum ask for a toothpick, and the bartender gives him one then he leaves. Then about another 10 mins later, there is another knock at the door with yet another bum asking for a tooth pick. The bartender gives him one, then he leaves. Then about another 10mins goes by and there is another bum knocking at the door. But this one ask for a straw. —>

[BeRad117]

—> The bartender gives the bum a straw and finally ask "what the hell is going on out there?". The bum replies with "Some lady threw up out side but all the good stuff is gone".

[CrispyCritty]

Ohh! Now I get the "gwapes" thing now. Lol. Makes a lot more sense after hearing the joke.

[TheJokefiend]

Do you have any potatoes?

[CrispyCritty]

@TheJokefiend Nope, I am a potato. lul.

[TheJokefiend]

You don't sound like you're from Idaho.

[judekhanzo]

I heard this commercial on an old animated TV commercial once.

[TheJokefiend]

It was in an annimated commercial for MTV that aired on MTV as redundant as that is.

[judekhanzo]

I mean joke,.. Sorry. I just got home and I'm coming down with a cold, my head isn't on straight.

[thepog]

I didn't laugh, But I like it a lot. :D

[firebat42]

Hahahaha I remember that one. That's classic.

Search " A duck walks into a bar". That's where I originally heard the joke.

[gumgumgarra]

lol, i loved it.

[cowardlygoomba]

also look up the duck song

[cowardlygoomba]

about 10 seconds after I heard the joke I was just like.... OH NOW I GET IT

[RedSuperSonicNinja0]

I think I've heard that kind of joke before. STill found it funny though

[BrotherhoodOfSteelz]

This joke is epic.

[hellblazer116]

i o-lol'd

[mannimarco3]

TJsurgery loves Gwape Drink

[wineinacup]

Found it funny. :3

[fratdogs]

i heard this one but with a duck and a bartender

[TheJokefiend]

I've heard this joke ten different ways and even made up the way I told it on the spot today.

[SuperJoseAlvarado]

Search up the duck song, you would love it.

[TheJokefiend]

Already know it. Decent joke, not one of my favs though.

[SventheCrusader]

Wow, I actually got that. I'm amazed.

[NitroBlader55]

That was a good joke, I liked it.

[Secularium]

Was definitely an interesting joke. Keep it up!

[flipfloparock]

ahahahahah uhhh ,,, i dont get it

[Q9R42]

I didn't think it was THAT deep and philosophical, but it was really funny! (:

By the way, Jami... Do you got any Gwapes? I'd really love some right now ):

[xBebiVegetax]

The video ends at 1:19. lmao.

[yungerrapper]

*1 stars*

[Zxander34]

SHANE DAWSON! A Punchline!!!!! OH GO ON!!!

[Bubbles516]

Lol facepalm! I actually liked it.

[TJSurgery]

I love the thumbnail for this video.

[TheJokefiend]

Peak orgasm face.

[TheJokefiend]

No.