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From: MasterofBAM
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  • Honesty is such a rare thing these days.... and this vid is pure old school honesty XD

  • i want to get this song without the laughs

  • haha fuck få grina..

  • HAHAHA, and while you're shavin, shave my balls

  • <33 awesome song, i want to hear it extended and without the laugh.

  • Hahahahaha AWESOME!!!!

  • HAHAHAHAHAHA

  • My boyfriend told me to watch this...I was like "umm...what the hell?" BAHAHA this was...uhh...interesting. But like...disturbing...lol sooo wierd

  • HaHa :P

  • Hahaha, 

  • lol they milked the laphes at the end

  • nice

  • boo o_o

  • hahahahahahahahaha thats just amazing

  • Rodney Atkins 4-ever! ;D

  • Umm i actually dident find it sooo funny i should laugh like they did in the video.. Eugh

  • wtf

    tasteless but funny

    5*

  • ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

  • loll

  • HAHAHA AWESOME!

  • its 'HE SINGS' not he says

  • wronf read thwe subtitle it says he says,

  • ok but it isnt he says that would be why i said it is he sings. because it is. look it up duche

  • amazing!

  • your right;)

  • lol tis sont is the best

    !!!!

  • i love this song even tho its very inapropiate..lol

  • das macht süchtig!!! xDD

  • zub

    4

    zub

  • great

  • I'll give out $500 if anyone sung this at american idol.

  • deal.

  • ill double it for anyone who sings the assumption song, and triple it for whoever does the e=mc vagina song AND dance

  • @NavySealGuy1989 Are you sure?

  • this is brobly not a god video for girls

  • why...

  • hahahhahah

  • i laghft my brain off

  • fuck i love this song i'm gonna sing to my school one day :D

  • lol

  • this guys fuckking hilarious

  • hahahaha damn funny xD

  • ahaha this is so funny

  • hehe

  • Hehe SO FUNNY XD

  • lol.....

  • lol funny ass song

  • funny stuff. hahaha!!!!!!

  • dam this is funny

  • so nice

  • awsome

  • LOL Please shoot me before this happens to me. This made my wee wee laugh, too.

  • Rodney Carryington, ;)

  • hmm, I always thought it was TD that did the song. Thanks for posting the official Rodney Carrington version.

  • THANK YOU!!! sick and tired of telling people that

  • Someone PLease tell me where i can find this song karaoke version to make a version of my own pease!!

  • This song is fucking funny....

    i lik the part when the lil dick has a condom on and it shows a butt coming towards it...lol

  • xaxaxaxaxa kako dobro !!!! odlično

  • FUKIN FUNNY Lol

  • this is a very very good song...:X

  • you know. Tenacious D came with the idea to this song. I think they was write it to. they just get Rodney Carrington to sing it.

  • No,Rodney wrote & sang it.

  • THANK YOU sick and tired of telling people that....

  • fucking lol.

  • hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hhahahahahahahahsahaaaaaaaaaah­ahahahahahaha lol that was holarious!!

  • holy fuck i thot 'cocky fighter' on youtube was funny but this......ROFL xD

  • this song is most likely made by bob and tom. if youve never heard of these guys u aint livin look up bob and tom songs and hit enter

  • funny shit :))

  • GAY

  • 5/5

  • funi video

  • really good

  • well if you are 12 you have Birthday confirmation on this one take that as a warning next time... xDDD

  • this is tenacious d!! RULES!!!!!

  • fuckin''''' brilliant..

  • thats not sick thats some funny shit

  • GOOOOOD it was AMAAAZING XDDD

  • that is weird im only 12 im scared for life sick

  • I liked the part when the penis was going inside the asshole.

  • dear dick i dont like u anymore

  • That was funny when it showed the penis in the condom. It was quite nasty. And a penis playing a guitar is just so fowl.

  • lol

  • 2 funny

  • WAT A FUCKIN BRILLIANT FUNNY SONG!!!

  • chode

  • LMAO!!!!!

  • Perfect, Just Perfect XD

  • hahaha!Brilliant song..A Broad minded composer..lmao..

  • LOL although i hate the laughter in the backgrond it gets annoying

  • I fucking love Rodney Carrinton! :)

  • LOL, LAFAO keep up the good work.

  • The people that he performed to must've had a REALLY good sense of humour. LOL!!! So funny!

  • LMFAO that was the best video ever

  • haha ,oh and rodney while you shaving, shave my balls.. still rofling!

  • OMFG my eyes are watering after that !!! LMAO so hard !!!

  • wtf?! LMFAO

  • lolllllllllllzz hilarious

  • lol.

  • W-whoah

  • god damn this man! he's fucking funny! a bloody genius

  • so genius!!!!!

  • Dear, Vagina....................

  • Dear vagina,you used to smell fresh like roses.......Now, you smell like a can of tuna fish......Dear Vagina, I don't like you anymore....

  • Saw this toon on Media Pickle several years ago. Funny as hell.

  • Yea, vid of "Show them to me" is great, song is great, but titties are much better ;)

  • I'm from Croatia. I looked all over the net for Rodney and this is his song, from Bob and Tom's studio... He sang a lot of songs there

  • You think this song if great? You should try and find a video file of him singing "Show Them Too Me" he sang it on Comedy Central "live at the Majestic" song is good but the vid is way WAY better

  • U fucking idiots!!! This is Rodney Carrington, he has a lot of funny songs... He's a great comedian. In longer version of this vid u see on the end that he was singing... And laughter is from Bob and Tom studio...That's where he sing it

  • Thx for the... well great support I have been telling people this for months now. I think most of the world get it now. There is no one better than Rodney

  • 8=============D

  • wiked lmfao!!!!!!!!!

  • fucking awesome!!!!!

  • lovablecheerbear why download them when they are here on Youtube?? Anyway i think most of the ppl know that it is possible to do it

  • dammmm i wonder whta my penis would say

  • Ain't this Jack Black? oO

  • He he your just a bag o' laughs ain't you

  • No, it's Rodney Carrington.  He's got his own show on ABC called "Rodney"

  • lol

  • LMAO OMG so fucking funny mate 5/5

  • Awesome XD

  • ROFL

  • Ok guys, this is Rodney Carrington, not Tenacious D or Stephen Lynch, He sings it on his cd "Morning Wood" Its been out for a few years, i have a copy of it myself.

  • thank you I have been trying to tell people that forever. his new stuff is even better

  • OH i know, i have all his dvds and his new book! you should check it out!!

  • HAHAHA! I found this on Limewire under Steven (Stephen?) Lynch.

  • I think its Tenacious D laughing because you can download this song and its under the name of Tenaciuos D( limewire ).

  • NO! the laughter is from some radio dj's don't ask who no idea. BUT it is certainly not Ten'D

  • FFS, i hate that Laughter in back ground... why? any1 know how i download it without that Laughing?!

  • Funny as but I was reading the comments Such verbal abuse this is supposed to be funny who cares who the hell sings it as long as it makes you laugh

  • your right mate but it winds me up when people think they know who sings it if they listen right to the end they tell you who it is and if you google "dear penis" you'll know the truth

  • its just sad people have to flag something like this and as georgecrisbella says, the commenting on YT is past ridiculous! canT we all just get along (and a grip)!?

    best all ways, peace from japan,

    eLi G.

  • fuck u mother fucker iof i was wrong so what...just tell me that im wrong without calling me a dick. i have a dick and u dont..well u do but pins dont count

  • *sniff*.this is touchin.

  • its acctually played by kevin bloody wilson =P

  • you dick listen to the accent Kevin Bloody Wilson is an OZZY twat lol you cock head

  • yeah.. you dick.. its rodney carrington.. why do you think the penis talks to rodney... dick.. lol

  • Rodney Carrington pwns all... this is fucking briiliant. ..."Me and my penis is like THIS son!".... LOL, 150 million out of 5

  • If we put our heads together, we'd just stay home forever LMAO!

    Ooh, and Rodney while your shavin, shave my balls HAHAHAHA!

  • shave my balls!!!! lol!!

  • dear penis i dont like u any more

  • so good awesome.

  • hahaha so fucking fun :)

  • great!

  • lololol, shave my balls.lol

  • hahahahahah

  • realyy very humorous...

  • bravo!hahahah

  • old one but the best one for years

  • This is from Bob and Tom I recognize their voices and laughs because I listen to them every morning on the way to work. This song is so friggin funny.

  • AHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAHHAHAHAa!­!!!!!

  • spam apam alert

    wtf do u guys get payed for postin spam or somthin it freakin pisses me of

  • LMfA0 !!

    woot i loved it hahahhaha

    yeah but the laughing people killed it

  • awesome!! just the laughing people suck!!

  • hahahha

  • the background laughs honestly are scary...

  • super funny!!! HAHAHAHAHA

  • just amazing, that is just 2 funny!!!!!!

  • I have this album.

  • ahahaha

  • Awesome! btw. Check out my penis man video.

  • omg!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • LMFAO

  • i just turn in to a clown and i fall all the cliff owwe i lollol

  • lmao i just fall outta my chair!

  • i just wet my pants so fuckin funny

  • HAHAHHAHAHHAHA good stuff

  • lmao!!!!!!

  • lol seen this on the internet a while back =p

  • just hillarius!!!

  • this is so cool!!

  • LOL, i think i still like people's penis' LOL

  • HEHEHE FUN

  • funny as hell!

  • ich lach mich schlapp............

  • Funniest of Rodney;)

  • at 01:00 he is having sex with a gurl!

  • its all about sex

  • truly amazing (:

  • its jack...