Sonichu - Episode 21! The Audiobook! "Director Amenities" Part 7!

[smile221]

Which asperchu character is meant to be the nameless green one?

[BrittVonKruel]

I know this is old but 4:02 - Hot White Cum (or HWC) by Liz Phair, in case anyone was wondering.

[smile221]

Chris' characters look so much better when he draws them in that blocky style he should do it all the time

[potatoheadhaoy]

"Badly drawn...."WAT.

[fighter009]

6:21 More like WINcest, amiri-uhrgagod; I just threw up a little (;n;)

[onemoreturn]

This is fucking epic...

[rickwyles1]

So asperchu PRAYS to Christian?

WHAT THE FUCK!

[pochopaz7381]

Is this from the new or old sonichu testament?

[pochopaz7381]

So what he is against characters have personality?

[pochopaz7381]

He is getting better in the drawings actually. but his writing sucks even more

[PurpleStorm8]

I looked up to see if the first commandment really was "Thou shall have no other gods before him" and I was suprised to find that it was true (not to mention finding out what the other commandment's were)!

"Caring God" my ass! he's just as egotistical as Chris is!

[NyxFTW]

Gay Dethchemist? *faps*

[skipolas]

I love the gay voice

[mxc82]

I have aspergers and I'm offended. He is one sick perv, especially the so-called makeover on bubbles now has bigger boobs. I wonder how many times he masturbated and squirt his dna on his pages?

[Protectorett]

Metal Asperchu should totally have his own theme. Like a power rangers villain.

[EpischesRohr]

Holy fucknuggets...

That's all i can say...

[ThelronFjord]

Gay Deth, and Soundwave Deth in the same episode!? Jackpot!

[videogamenostalgia]

I object to sharing my first name with Chris' faggot interpretation of Asperchu...

[IDeafpool]

it is interesting how chris is the least creative person i've ever seen, yet he inspires creativity in others- viv, deth, spazkid and countless trolls and artists. fascinating.

[PikachuWii9]

"I'd hit that!"

I lol'd.

[Athils]

Please fix my use for prepositions and release me of Sonichu kthx.

[TheDrunkenwhale]

One of the reasons I hate the south: overuse of the so-called word: "ya'll"

[MrHomelessHank]

"THIS IS PISSING ME OFF FOR SOME RAISIN"

*Golf clap*

[AltoCat1]

Asperchu freakin' rocked my world, it was so awesome....

The characters were fleshed out, the story was epic, and all the jokes were pretty funny.

Chris has NO RIGHT to diss Asperchu.

[IconOfSin24148]

The theme around 0:30 is called Death Note, from the show Death Note

Redundant, but yeah

[Spiderzumbie]

CWC FORGIVES YOU, FOR HE IS THE LORD AND I AM HIS SON SONICHU ~BOOK OF WILD 13:46

AND LO, I SHALL HEAL YOUR ASPERGERS AS A SIGN OF GOODWILL, AND ALL SHALL BE FINE IN THE KINGDOM OF CWCVILLE MALL ~Book of ROSECHU 1:23

[Kellox17]

'This is probably the most scariest issue because it shows Chris Chan really views himself as some form of God like creature.

[JunkCCCP]

Mitch Sonichu is totally the Brawny man.

Except, you know, shitty.

[blacktigress85]

I've managed to watch a vast majority of these audiobooks of his "masterpiece" of a comic.....

Someone please tell why i haven't ripped out my god damn eyeballs yet ?

I'm a cartoonist and i'm so fully ashamed that CWC thinks his comics are awesome (i've been drawing for nearly 15 years), I hope he never comes to the UK.

If he does......

Him +my Timberland boots= me being featured on Crimewatch for his GBH

[TAXEXEMPTION]

find a room littered with video games dolls and posters.

inb4irony.

[videogamenostalgia]

I like how that fact that Asperchu's house is meant to be a parody of Chris' house just flew right over his head. He mocks the 'snorlax' who just sleeps, and the cluttered and messy room filled with badly drawn pictures...

[phoenixhart17]

I love the Death Note music! XD

[Deepblue686]

"Sonichu is best read with your brain turned off

Warning: Trying to do otherwise will leave the reader with a smaller mental capacity"

[chaoslink32]

So in short Chris is basically nazi jesus (minus the nazi part in Chris' mind) and everyone else is literally his ass kissing minions of which they cheer him on for whatever he does be it rape or murder?

[Fantome001]

More characters?! On a scale of 1 to 10 of how unnecessary all that is, it's an 11 million. *sigh* I remember the good days when no one said "y'all". Like, seriously. They just start saying it outta nowhere.

[rptheory]

2:40 YES CHRIS, ALEC SHOULD HAVE DEVELOPED YOUR CHARACTERS INSTEAD OF DEVELOPING HIS OWN BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO FUCKING LAZY TO EVEN GIVE THEM MORE DIMENTION INSTEAD OF BEING YOUR CHEERLEADERKALSDJLKSAJDKASHDSK­LADHASKJDHSKJDH!!!!

What a stupid complaint!! It's like me blaming a dude who used my character of not using her as often as his own original characters. WTF?!?!

[cynderdrag]

the fans never coment.exept for me.

[GoldenWolfStudios]

And I love the fact that he makes the Asperchu characters look so badly drawn and blocky when the drawing value in Asperchu beats this crap hands down.

[videogamenostalgia]

@GoldenWolfStudios I don't think he's deliberately trying to make the Asperchu characters look badly drawn- I think it's just Chris failing at artwork as usual...

[GoldenWolfStudios]

Oh wth, so Chris complains it's not okay to parody his characters, yet he does so in his comic with Asperchu? Now Chris is a hypocrite?! He's doing the exact same thing that the makers of Asperchu did to him, and it's not like his creations are more creative or better than Asperchu!

[Turishouke]

Does chris think he's fucking god!? This bastard pisses me off asperchu is better than this piece of shit comic

[Extra365]

METAL ASPERCHU, FUCK YEAH.

[PAVN]

epic voice acting.

[TheSilentWyvern]

Wouldn't it have made more sense just to kill the copies?

[KMxHearts]

Razzle Dazzle! 

[VegetarianLyfe]

>the death note

>the death note

>music from the death note

God damnit vivitheg you made my animu OCD flare up for some raisin.

[IconOfSin24148]

Vivitheg...your music choices are ingenious

Keep on testifying

[DragonSlayer41191]

Is it just me or is "Mitch" flipping us off at 6:40?

[iloser3uloveme]

...

i have no idea what the fuck is going on here...

[TheSilentWyvern]

@iloser3uloveme Don't worry, that means your sane.

[TheRsp88]

@iloser3uloveme Nobody does.

[FeelingVeryLucky]

This episode is ridiculously long.

Seven parts, and counting. WTF. :|

[HaggisMcCrablice]

@FeelingVeryLucky -- Many comics do 64- or 72-pagers to celebrate their silver (25 issues) and golden (50 issues) anniversaries...not ten issues into the series. Cripes. It takes, what, six months, a year, to complete one of these? I mean, you trash half the city, cripple the series' major villain, cure the scourge of homosexuality, and declare your birthday to be a national holiday--whaddaya do for an encore?

[joheewt]

haha I love dethchemist

[NotTooWellKnown]

Everyone is calling him the original sonichu even though he's a completely different fucking color and now apparently has the ability to fly wherever he wants

[ChaosZack08]

Where the hell is Niorchu!? He's funny!

[ShadowBj84]

too many fu**ing rainbow colored hedgehogs in this comic at first it was just unoriginal but now it really pisses me off, these things are all over the place, i think this one dog is the most original character because it´s not a FU**ING HEDGEHOG, but there are a lot more reasons to be angry about this comic >:(

[videogamenostalgia]

I love how he made a video rant declaring that everything Asperchu related is non-canon to Sonichu in every single way, then proceeds to use them in his fucking comic!

[rptheory]

@videogamenostalgia I know, huh. Alec is truly GodJesus' messiah . I hope he never stops with Asperchu.

[Xunkun]

Goooooooooooooooodddddddddd cccccccccccompleeeeeeeeeeexx fuck you chris

5:54 - Chris beleives anime eyes make everything better.

6:42 - I WILL STICK MY PENIS IN THAT VOICE SO SEXXXY

6:47 - Nevermind, the reminder that this is made by Chris killed any and all boners in a 100-foot radius.

8:35 - GOD DAMN LISTEN AT THAT LUNG CANCERseriosuly, didn't that fucking hurt to do these voices, Deth?

9:11 - XRis believes he has the power to forgive cardinal sins.

[Myndnix]

Why is making Asperchu look like Al from Home Improvement 'better'?

[kyubiiofrage]

....so Chris thinks he's god now, off all things. That's...that's just scary that he's THAT dillusional.

[WillisDCade]

O My fuckin god, u whore you put that awesome lulzy song @ 2:24 and don't give a link......godjeues damn it

[pockypurse]

"Poker Face" + Magichan = MAGICHAN IS GAY

[Hidole555]

I actually have Ave Satani saved onto my laptop... and my mp3 player.

[OnyxNexion]

Pokerface is now the theme of psychic pokemon and all pokemon related things.

[haakuryu]

I LOL'd at the voice of the robot

[metalWeirdo77]

3:29 NUTTY ACRES NOM NOM NOM

[SOSHaruhi101]

Ooo Death Note music, my weeboo senses are tingaling!

[MusicTrackers]

He says sonichu is original - he says somebody else's room is a mess - he says somebody has a worse drawn comic then his - 1:42 he is facing forward while his feet are backwards

[TheLordkorv]

8:35-9:09 oh you are such a humble person chris(NOT). srsly i appreciate the gesture?

[ElSingario]

I love the Jojo poster in Asperchu's room. He's a fictional parody of Chris, and he has better taste than him.

[GentlemanOrcus1]

That was a perfect use of Death Note music. I wonder what Chris what do if he got a Death Note...?

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

@GentlemanOrcus1

let us pray to cthulhu that day will never come. For that will signal the start of catnorock

[SOSHaruhi101]

@GentlemanOrcus1 We would have a new Boyfriend free world...

[haakuryu]

@GentlemanOrcus1 He will write his name on the first page, along with a drawing of Sonichu's face just like what he uses on his signatures

[BalanceFish]

New, gay Mitch is the best character of this whole damn thing. Figures that it took an interpretation (Read: parody) of Chris' previous parody (Read: act of childish revenge) to make it happen.

[Nebr66]

I love the fact that Chris thinks that by saying Alec is guilty of fictional animal negligence will make everyone stop reading Asperchu and return to the TRUE and HONEST original Sonichu. Also, where did the giant ego boost suddenly come from?

[niahmiyoki]

Mitch's voice actually sounds like Disney's Mad Hatter from the cartoon. I love his Ultra Sonichu and "Colosal"-Chris' voices xD

and lol at the Sonichus worshiping them.

[SlashPrower34]

Dear God, this shit makes my soul hurt.

[DJMation]

Fat sonichu is the true sonichu form of Chris Chan.

[bealtespip123]

That part where Alec's Chaotic Combo kneel before Chris made me very mad.

[Kingakuzutto]

I could understand why that song from death note is playing. Chris-Chan is just like Light Yagami.

[ikkedoch]

@Kingakuzutto Yeapp destroying everything he hates. But Sonichu makes brains melt as well.

[lordbrowning]

@Kingakuzutto Does that mean Alec is L?

[Kingakuzutto]

@lordbrowning of course.

[GentlemanOrcus1]

@Kingakuzutto Ecxept he's crazier. Yep. Dwell on that. Chris is crazier than LIGHT YAGAMI. You know you need to readress your life when Light seems noble when compared to you.

[blueboy093]

if i wrote a comic i wouldnt make it where im the hero and eveyone who disagreed with me died. cant chris just make a regular comic without his shit- no.

[TiffanyDoll]

the first frame, is he supposed to be looking around? God forbid he took the time to draw him looking one way and then the other...

[Immaperson1]

I'm dying a little inside.

[ISleepNow]

I'm sure this retarded piece of shit has no idea how sacrilegiously he is presenting himself.

Being big & fat doesn't make you G#d or anywhere near holy or righteous.

Go make pamphlets and hand them out on the street corner if you want to declare yourself divine & spread this kind of crazy shit

[Shavarnarak]

That's the sheer beauty of it.

Chris initially did, then Alec managed to convince him Asperchu was NOT a parody of him. Until Chris sort of bought it.

(And instead mostly started raging about the various actual Chrisses in Asperchu.)

[dragonheart1990]

What is that song playing during the green sonichus sobbing about being forced in homosexuality?

[Edgemaster000]

He does, that's why he hates it.

[GreatNegus]

Y'allY'allY'allY'all

FUCK IT!!!!!!!!

[VelLucio]

"Badly drawn"

Oh, the irony.

[FreakSpazKing]

@VelLucio 

[ShinyMarshtomp]

Every time a character says "y'all" I wanna punch something

[DittyBugxxxx]

every one of these characters are such pussies!

[TextheBored]

The irony.

Just... the fucking irony of this whole episode.

[Shavarnarak]

I'm constantly amazed by how deep Chris God compex runs.

He really DOES think of himself as a God, everything he's done lately points to that.

And here I thought him shouting 'Praise me!' was just his questionable grasp of English.

[camiblack1]

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More characters!

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[SevipersOnaPlane]

At first, this was just a horrendous comic. Now, it's a horrendous comic that offends my kind because there's no lulz or wit in it, just pure insensitivity...

...My Bile Fascination is reaching critical levels. I can't wait to see just how heinous the ending can get.

[hardybrunchman]

noob there is always lulz :P specailly when it gets sic lik this >.> oh yea lulz abound :)

[KiljanArslan]

6:22 well he did probably fap to pictures of his imaginary sister.

[Hells666singer]

Sonichu us Kira!

[Protectorett]

Why would they want to let Sonichu or Chris anywhere near them? A) Dudes are terrorists, who just killed a few hundred people with the power of rock. B) They are all completely retarded and characterless now C) They are even more gay than when they were openly gay in Asperchu D) Aspergers gives you an increased IQ! Why would you want to have it cured? They were far more intelligent and competant and better drawn when they were in Asperchu. More likable too. Now they are just Chris's cult.

[mavrickindigo]

to "bear false witness" is to lie

Chris is saying that Michael Sonichu is lying, which is wrong. Yet Chris lies ALL THE TIME and seems ok with it

[steppres]

My faggot dreams HAVE come true! Gay deth is the ONLY deth.

[CandiedStars]

I want to make sweet TRUE and HONEST Hanky Panky with Deth's voice

[Chef033]

also ding ding ding i called it, chris actually believes he can make a bomb out of ones and zeros.

[Jesterclown17]

"This body type and glasses are TERRIBLE!"

... Chris is a little slow, isn't he?

[Chef033]

ahahaha whisperin sonichu owns

[NonRandomUser]

Death Note?

dethchemist?

DETH Note.

[ChevalierAguila]

Why did chris drew every Alec character with huge lips?

[LolTater]

Sometimes I think Chris would be a good antagonist in a survival horror game.

[scorptatious]

God this is probably one of the worst parts of this comic. There are textwalls, Chris stealing Alec's characters and making them treat him like a god, AND more useless characters added to the already oversized and underdeveloped cast of characters.

And to think this still isn't over yet. @_@

[ambrosiaplatypus]

Lol,fucking Whisperin Sonichu,I hope he will be remembered in Sonichu lore alongside Bill and Yawning Squirtle.

[kirbyalex2002]

Metal Aspherchu's theme should be Domo Arigato

[ZeldaDD]

I didn't realize Chris hated himself so much, what with the anti-aspergers BS tossed in there.

[HomoCyborgZombie]

Metals theme? Either something by Hatsune Miku or Daft punk. [/fag]

[EltBerserker]

oh god... such dramatic irony... god must have a fun time writing chris chan into this world

[GreggMays64]

No, that wasn't Alec that fucked them up, it was Kenshiro. The Sonichu's were terrorizing a village, and they had an unfortunate encounter with Kenshiro one time mistaking him as a normal villager. Kenshiro hit these pressure points that make them act crazy.

[HeatLegs]

"Badly Drawn" ..irony.

[posthumanfetus]

If I ever upload content to the internet, and I have everyone praising me and on their knees loving me for no reason, I want every one of you to shoot me in the head until there is nothing left but a charred stump.

[thesideshowman212]

Hubris: Overbearing pride or presumption; arrogance:

in Classical Athenian usage, the intentional use of violence to humiliate or degrade. The most famous example was the case of Meidias, who punched the orator Demosthenes in the face when the latter was dressed in ceremonial robes and performing an official function.

So, that is the perfect word for Chris.

[POOPTURTLE]

You know who should cast "Chaotic Remedy" on Chris? A real psychiatrist.

[EvilMuppet1979]

That was fucking painful. Even with Dethchemist and the annotations.

[ninjanonymous]

I hate Chris more than anything. Everything goes over his head. Anything funny, he takes as a personal attack. Then instead of ignoring it like a mature person what does he do? Makes a comic about his over inflated ego undoing everything other people's hard work.

I think Chris really believes by doing this, Asperchu will vanish or lose all his fans or something. Who really knows what goes on in that head of his.

[RoboTronGO]

Only Chris's sonichus are the true and honest pure race, all others must be destroyed.

[TheNewChemical]

actually wait

legion's theme: watch?v=YY1_EyaqvIg

perfect for metal sonichu. play mass effect 2.

[TheNewChemical]

this is the best one yet. chris doesnt understand fiction.

deth seriously laughed during wild sonichu's whining.

that is all

[MetalShadowX]

:30 - Death Note, hell yeah. Oh and hey, Chris' mom!

1:29 - Hey I'm not a weeaboo :( But yeah, that's the song when Light, the main character usually starts up a montage with writing people's names and killing them. Oh yeah, and he had a god complex to rival Chris'.

1:43 - lol. I'm from Texas and I say y'all a lot. Keyword: SAY. I usually don't write/type it out; he obviously hasn't learned that

2:37 - Asshole? Try "racist"

8:20 - Oh joy. Anime has been RUINED FOREVER. Thank you, Chris!

[Syzydeh]

So, Chris made autistic people look horrible, slandered homosexuals, blew religion out of proportion and had like 8 different girl friends in the comic that would LOVE HIM FOREVER AND FOREVER MORE.

Da-yum.

[darkgomugomu]

Does Chris even know the word "self-evaluation"?

[GreatNegus]

1:27- HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT'S JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!

2:27-TOO MUCH MOTHERFUCKING TEXT!!!!!!

4:24- I shit my pants with laughter

"I'd hit that" WTF!?!?!?!?!!

Gay Dethchemist FTW

[TheYoshi2021]

One word to describe this part of the audiobook.

HYPOCRITICAL!

[hanchiman]

Dethchemis77t gaybian voice for Mitch is so hot that it almost turned me into a gaybian abd declare him as my heartsweet!

But thankgodjesus that I cured myself by staring at my Sailormoon poster.

[Edgemaster000]

I didn't look at those legs until you drew attention to them. Damn you!

[TheShizzlest]

All this is going to do is cause Alec to rain down godrage upon the chrischan.

[SubtleDemise]

Metal needs Robot's theme from Chrono Trigger lol

[Sketchodie]

OH GOD THAT...EVERYTHING.

[thesideshowman212]

For metal Asperchu? Either Metal Messiah or Cyberface by Judas Priest.

[ruy1981]

The part of the praising just tell us how miserable CWC feels in real life, so he needs to be treated like a god by his own characters to compensate his failure as human being (and I´m not joking, I´m saying my opinion).

Then the part of the Extreme Makeover just tell us (again) how a repressed gay is Christian.

[HeiLong]

Shit. I know Chris-Chan is beneath my contempt. But...good God. Shit like this makes me wanna turn his face into hamburger with a tire iron. The hypocrisy. The God complex. Rage just bubbles up when I start seeing this shit. Why do I keep watching these videos?

Oh, right. The annotations.

[OMGBEARS]

Vivian, if it weren't for your annotations and Dethchemist's sexy voice, I'd never be able to brave this series...

[PaldinkingXD]

have you ever wondered if chris has ever put any thought into these.

[NonRandomUser]

Chris never puts thought into ANYTHING. NOBODY with two functioning brain cells to rub together would do half the shit Chris has done (drinking his semen, trying to copyright/trademark Sonichu, etc.)

[OdaNoOwari]

I love this.

"Chris, your characters act like they are God and Jesus."

"No they don't!"

And yet we have characters praying for them.

[CaptainTooner]

4:14 - Seriously, what's up with those legs? Can Chris really not afford a ruler?

5:25 - You're right that is a good song. I also love the gay voice Deth gives to Mitch. 8:22 - Third panel sickens me.

[machriderx]

i also love how Chris fails to realize that Asperchu is based off of him, and Chris then proceeds to make fun of himself.

[CaptainTooner]

"Badly drawn." The pot calling the kettle black, eh,Sonichu?

This part of the story made me hate Chris even more. He turned a cool character like Asperchu into "Brawnychu."

1:28 - Very proper music for Ultra Sonichu.

"Whisperin??" What kind of name is that for a character?!?

[machriderx]

love how Chris can't even recognize his own room. and the fact that he called it a mess.

[Ashkihyena]

XD Deth is so awesome doing that whiny/crying voice that he does.

[dorr213]

6:23

I'm pretty sure deth said "Titty Rosechu"

[mynameisSIC]

Christ! Will this book ever end?

Also, Metal Asperchu's theme should be Keyboard Cat.

[jcdr]

jesus must be crying right now

[aztec005]

1:48 cause ya'll is a southern way to say you all. that and plus chris is probly a hillbilly redneck

[insertclichename]

Is it just me or does Chris' interpretation of Asperchu look like Bob Chandler?

[SlashFirestorm]

Maybe Collosol Chris-Chan will part the Red Sea in the next installment, while having a virgin birth.

[Desuchan101]

Yeah, my dreams did come true.

[GrumpusRed]

Great, now Chris is ripping off Snagglepuss for Mitch's character, too.

Metal Asperchu's theme should be "Machine," by Static-X.

[thesideshowman212]

What about Cyberface by Judas Priest?

[ThatsTheVideoDuder]

So, does this mean Sonichu will be crucified for the Sins of mankind? Christ, Chris has really gone off the deep end with this Messianic shit.

[CommonAsGrass]

Ave Satani was very, very, very, very, very appropriate.

[YeksTimeSoon]

metal asperchu's theme = biomechanic man by lordi!!