Holy Crap: Proof of God

[JennelleBelle]

it seems non atheiests are the ones with the problem...the atheists feel just fine with theyre own beliefs.

[ImmaFightForever]

oh ur cool

[roner61]

Dont get it...

BTW...why some people likes to show clouds or grass when speaking about god???????

[ChocoChipSaysRawrMF]

"oh, i get it."

I DONT!!! :)

[Jeaninegirl94]

I don't get it

[ledzeppelin13031]

religion sucks.

[dilbert250]

something cant come out of nothing

[sleeper83091]

@dilbert250 i know right? stupid religion. :D

[fellXhouseXranger]

ha ha lmao

[gnawershreth]

Haha this is great.. And so true! :D

[dureyj28]

Awesome.

[sumadartsan]

It's a very short Saturday Night Live segment in which a silly, humorous piece of advice/anecdotal statement is presented. It begins with, "And now, Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy....", with the text scrolling on screen. For example, one segments continues as follows, "Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in his shoes. That way, you'd be a mile away, and you'll have his shoes." It then ends with something like, "This has been Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handy.

[sumadartsan]

Kinda like Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy

[bfgholycrap]

What's that? Do you have a link to a video or something? I've not heard of that before.

[sumadartsan]

I found it hard to believe that you have not heard of Jack Handy from SNL, because I assumed that your videos were fashioned after them due to their similar style. So, I thought you were being comical when you claimed you never heard of it. In case you actually haven't, I decided to describe it anyhow in the previous comment. Well done in any case. These videos are very creative and entertainining.

[MarshalltheArtist]

Basically, those who insist that "God" is irrational define "God" as something that cannot exist. That is not to say that God does exist, however. I'm not making an argument either way on that one.

[mrcainguy]

warm and fuzzy all over?

[nbwulf]

So good...

[proudjester]

This is true, as well!

Sure, the Bible said Jesus was a carpenter/mason, but we don't know that he wasn't a robot ninja assassin on the side. He may have needed the extra cash to fuel his love for ninja wizards.

[BreakerSizzle]

Consiousness.

Is it visible?

No.

Can you give me some actual physical evidence it exists?

No.

Then how do you know it exists?

Now how do you know God DOESN'T exist?

[MarshalltheArtist]

Some people believe that the very idea of "god" is irrational. They are guilty of begging the question, though.

[proudjester]

Are you saying that God exists because we don't know that he doesn't exist? Because this is argument from ignorance.

I don't know that a pink unicorn doesn't exist. Therefore, the possibility that one exists is very real.

Are you aware of your own existence?

If you are, there is your evidence for consciousness.

[rockafeladave]

you have just commited the logic fallacy of argumentam ad ingorantiam, good job

[dackjaniels555]

sorry but your "god" is just as likely (if not less) to exist as a giant jug of purple milk that lives on the dark side of mars is.

[EpifanesEuergetes]

Are you attempting to refute Her Purple Jug, the creator of all Dairy Products? Just remember, heathen, that infidels spend the eternity in the stench of the vans of the Milkman Who Is a Week Late and are forever bereft of the Divine Lactose.

[bfgholycrap]

LOL. Hilarious. In all its dairy goodness. Praise unto thee, Oh Great Purple Jug.

[fuzzybyte]

HOLY CRAP

thousand internets for you dear sir

[destinoproductions]

LOL

[LittleTruckingBozo]

Must be a Jack andy fan. Love that guy in a none gay way. even though he's hot. and I guned him down last night when I was alone.

[ballinking32]

HOLY CRAP!!I cant see God...wtf is all ur problems, God is not an image u see with ur plain eyes, to be absent from the body is to be present with the Lord, people that have had near death experiences have stated that they have had seen images of heaven and hell even with God..and most of them didnt have any beliefs about God

[lividmany]

You are a genius: you finally figured out that God has hidden Himself from men -as He says in the Book...

[bfgholycrap]

Hey, thanks man. I appreciate the compliment!

[luckyboi1988]

LMFAO!

[lb10128]

hhahahahahaah !!!!!

[YourSuperiorSays]

muhahaha

[Tyrant31]

rofl rofl rofl!!

[Knowntje]

haha fucking great :D

[jussts]

LOLZ, best one yet...

[sonata1992]

666th view! BWAHAHAHAHA!

Very good.

[StevenErnest]

heehee.

[aurora896]

ooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkaa­aaaaaaaaayyyyyyy

[worldlystone]

LOL this reminds me of jack handies "deep thoughts".Is that where you got this idea?

[bfgholycrap]

Yeah. I love that guys work.

[Pensionisten]

roflmao =))

[bfgholycrap]

Heh, thanks man.

[Bronx11]

LMFAO!

[MzNezbit]

this is my fav mr. Dan!

[lirpa69]

LMAO!!!!!!!

[Barklord]

That's funny in this context but in everyday life I believe in (or accept) a lot of things just because of social pressure. No other reason or "proof".

[RosieDesire]

LOL.... I snarfed!

[bubonicnate]

you got it? I think you gave it to me - gross!

[bfgholycrap]

This coming from a guy named Bubonic? IN-sulting.

[StevenErnest]

Yes, but he's Bubonic NATE!

[thinkmorepink]

Brilliant.