Pablo Francisco - can i get a towel?

[m4ffe]

Fucking cock suckers quoting the vids. STOP IT!

[Nyghtshade90]

@m4ffe WAIT! Hold on! Wait! Move the beans, move the rice. . . It's Maria! dur dur dur da da dur dur dur!

[Junior61095]

2 Funny!.. Hahaha

[Liv2DieDie2Liv]

I love Pablo Francisco he is so fucken funni, id do him!!

[SoccerRockNY]

the guy in the kitchen Jose..give this to the ... rofl.... hahaha wow.. this guy is funny

[AlwaysOnlineGaming]

And this is all improv!

[raizentoushi]

what's the real song ? the one he makes at the end?

[Elmeromero1]

@raizentoushi LOL that's not a real Mexican song, I can tell you that myself.

[AmyGrl595]

only a really good ass comedian can come with an actually funny joke on the spot like pablo francisco

[dnb559trance]

ah man  PABLO IS FREAKIN HILARIOUS!!!! HAHA

[MoneyR8]

this was all improv. pure genius

[iwemattlack]

lmao! i love all his accents!! :PP

[whitemamba60]

lmao at the mexican music

[lsoneblood1]

holy shit pablo came up with a joke out of nowhere

he really got the talent

cause most of the comedians write down their jokes to put em on stage

this guy is a fukin natural

[SOCCERNUT32]

@lsoneblood1 buddy, I was just THINKING OF THAT.." HE COULDN'T HAVE WROTE THAT DOWN". BRILLIANT. HE'S A GIFTED COMEDIAN.. " LOOKI'N GOOD FROM BE H HIND". L,MAO! I WAS CRYING HAD TO STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER AT ONE POINT. LOL.

[sharpiesniffer4ever]

WAIT... move the beans... MOOOOVE THE RIIIICE.. it iss MARIA!! *swings towel* wahahahahahahahahahah

[Mikhael0304]

Here give dis to de focker.

[Tonylonelyhedgehog]

It so true ;3 but it was jesus for me

[crusty101x]

You know you're a good comedian when you can come up with a joke on the spot.

[drmak3r]

this one was genius, give that to the fucker, GIVE THAT TO THE PUTOOOOO

[kreion]

get that to the focker...

[ChurroPlayer]

IT IS MARIA..

[uufrgr55898]

Damnn 4 years and people still see his videos aha (:

[peanutjarr]

This guy is amazing, he made a joke out of nothing.

[beninkster23]

@peanutjarr yes adlibbers are at the top

[krzxalien]

IT IS MARIA! *cue mexican music*

[SupposedToBeComedy]

WOW, pablo can make a joke at enyone, you give him a pencil or something and he will just start making jokes about it, he is just awesome of the awesome

[jollyjoan]

im from usa but i lived in mexico 12 years and man is it true. its like theyr playin "wheres waldo" but lookin fer the virgin mary

[ETproductionsTV]

its already wet what the fuck

[BobbyJuizeRayburn]

what a crappy audience, they don't even laugh after the joke with the towel

[beninkster23]

@BobbyJuizeRayburn yes they did wtf man watch it again

[hereNever]

OMG "move the beans!" lol!

[sykipeja]

buahahahaha give it to that puto :D

[bemahfriend]

lmao

[MrMariofan18]

Pablo is the funniest comedian ever! He burys Older comedians like, Carlos Mencia, and Dave Chappelle.

[dinoboyglenn]

i am latin and it is funny

[SweeneyFan17171]

Pablo for president.

[rose0424]

fuckin love this hehe

[LYNxED26]

ITS MARIA!

[dark9123]

I love the end xD the so called "mexican song" xD

[VaqueroProhibido]

ayyy weyyy!! jajajaa he sounds like all the women in my family. jaj!!!! i love the naca music at the end, jaja.

[Gargantuas]

latino impression sounds exactly like fez from 70's show.

[fanofgerryb]

@Gargantuas -omg i thought the same thing the other day, your right.lol

[AmyGrl595]

no wait...move the beans...move the rice..it's Maria!

[mamonsin]

lol i remember the news in mexico they always saw the virgin maria everywhere... but only catholic people do that.

[nintendogamer75]

the moment he says "Move the beans." He sounds an awful lot like Fez from That 70's Show lol

[putthisonmytab]

Wow your right haha.

[hy42]

Ey, Give this to the fucker

[latinkid27]

Wait Hold On !! .... Move The Beans. Move The Rice , Itz Maria! omg am diein!!!

[Zeanu]

Hahaha. XD

[DamianTheFarmer]

oh my god. I love Pablo. But this video is a masterpiece hahahahahaha.

[burn256]

love his reaction as well its alredy wet what the fuck ? ! XD

[burn256]

epic ! thats all i can say

[LatinCutie86]

move the beans, move the rice, its maria!

lol, fucking legend! so original <3

i love him!

[northmetalguy]

MOVE THE BEANS!

[xXCriptlordwcXx]

MOVE YOUR RICE!!! TIS MARIA!!!

[Emoflix]

that is so freakin true latinos DO seem to see the virgin mary everywhere

next thing you know they'll see in some guy's dump in the toilet X_X

[jofa117]

ha. not really

[kees1221]

Its comedy dont take it seriously ;)

[jurunjulo]

lol reminds me of my mom.

[LatinCutie86]

lol, jurunjulo, ur mom must be fucking hilarious! tell her she's awesome! lol

[burn256]

OMFG this is too funny ! bahahahaha

[sk8pirata]

move the beans move the rice it is maria

[MrJosefer20]

lol give this to the fucker, give this to the pudo u dumb wero

[21twix1]

jajaja im latino but i dnt beleive in the virgin mary im christian but anywho jajajajaja very true

[cukonchica]

this one's my fav bahahaha fuckin hilarious XD

[eanaya4]

this guy is fucking great

[samstacey09]

move the beans!!!!! move the rice!!!! luv this guy hes so funny!!!!!!! hes shuld b 1 of the four top kings!!!!

[56918686]

hahaha this guy is so goddamn funny,

I'm mexican but I like that parody of the mexican music,

Pablo Francisco for PRESIDENT....

....OH WAIT AT 0:07 LOOCK CLOSELY, YOU CAN HARDLY SEE MARIA IN THE BACKGROUND!!!!!

[pAnDaZ3012]

Lol 0:36

[kefindifidofo]

hes a mexican guy right?

[SSjLuigi1]

hes from CHILE!

[Daver869]

latinos see the virgin mary everywhere! That is partly true

p.s. im latino too

[thatbastardson]

yea, that is true. everything that happens, its mary.

[hypeone33]

MOVE ZE BEEEEANZ!!! MOVE ZE RICE!!!

[ehsitechno]

atleast we dont leave are food uncooked damn Redneck >_>

[MiddleEasternBabe101]

"WAIT! Move the beanssss!"

hahahaha

[SharksKid]

Dude you are the biggest loser I have ever seen on Youtube, not to mention a fucking troll. Your life has to be pretty empty for you to hunt for Pablo videos and post the same shit on all of them. Idiot.

[thebonedance]

Logic would serve that if you are insecure and easily offended you shouldn't watch/listen to comedians. This is the kind of stuff they all talk about.

[b123ilal]

haha. everytime i see this i laugh

[NBAfan91]

Again...you know..Hose in the kitchen.."Here get this to dee fawker...give it to dee puto you dumb huero"

[XxH00TGUNxX]

Here, give this to the foker! xDDDDDD

[NBAfan91]

give it to the puutoo..=))) this guy cracks me up every time:D

[yoinkz]

why the hell does everyone repeat what he says in comments. I wonder too, so unnecessary

[kasatka014]

get that to the focker

[OverwatchSniper]

I found this comment, do i win a prize?

[Missbabe14]

cuz they feel like it dumb ass

[PhaseDragonia]

im sorry for upsetting you haha

[spmsean]

its already wet, what the fuck?!?

[PhaseDragonia]

It is maria!

[TeamTBagr]

"Move the beans.....Move the rice... It is Maria! -mexican music plays-

[koya25555]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooool

[3DDYR]

haha "here give this to the fucker" lol

[TransFictionSwitch]

LOL move ur beans xD

[Tyrande]

give this to the fawker...lol xD

[mangos4ever]

give this to the fuckar give that to the puto give it to him!

[DaveyBabey]

omg, haha XD i saw this at least 2 years ago and it's still making me rofl :') "give this to the puto!" (yeah i probably spelt that wrong before anyone goes ape shit at me, i'm not latino.)

[Thedirtycookie]

its puérto or something YOU FUCK YOU COULDNT SPELL IT! AAAAAAAHHHHH FUCKING YYYYOOUUUU!!

ಠ_ಠ

[KidnapDeath]

lmfao xD

I gotta pee :/

[jebeschrist]

at the end he sounds like fez from that 70s show

[SiLeNtZs]

From now on I'm using Puto as part of the speach xDDDDD

"Give it to the puto!"

[Andragon90]

Just don't say it to a Mexican, unless you're planning to piss him off ROFL

[SiLeNtZs]

Yeah he will kick my ass like man to man

"Richard!"

[chiefawesome]

LOOOLLLL

[circosess]

hahahahahahahahahahaha.

"wait, move the beans....move the rice"

[wowmanlol]

ur the only dude without a + (:

[circosess]

hahaha....yeah..

umm wonder why?

[grgCn0ta]

GIVE DAT TO DE PUTO xD

[az522]

lmao at 0:38

[WeHaveFreshCookies]

so much better than dane cook

[iAteUrCookies]

Yeah, I think Dane is a bit over rated. T-T

[sweetsugaboo]

Nobody does that announcer better. I never get tired of it.

[gregtr82]

uh...yeah, it's called a skit...and when it's good you run with it...and then after a while change it up...it's his job....it's kind of like your job...how your really good at flipping burgers...but everyone thinks your overrated..so now you're trying to get the drive-thru window....change it up a bit...

[futbolking]

like a skinny g iglesias?

[Bist0rz]

wow...u have to admire this guy for putting up a show until he sweats like crazy

[sharkl11]

ohhhh shit comic genius. Why didn't he do these jokes when i went to see him??? He only did ones which i saw already on comedy channel

[halfjaw77]

ROFL!!!

[eanaya4]

hahahahaha

[TheWallaceA7X]

ROFL...LMFAO...ahhhh

[russianpeanut]

this guy is great

[foxleyleon]

this is great!!!!

[ChevyRacing987]

dude is fucking hilarious!

[Angeluszq]

omg he can make shit out shit, this guys is insane

he's my favorite

[dropelwalker]

IT IS THE MARIA! lol..

[kozes]

haahahahahahah awesome

[fuziuzi]

Pablo Francisco is legend

[1ofmeNlotsofU]

"move the beans more the rice" LOL

[beaver250]

its already wet what the fuck

LMFAO

[ramey100]

hahahahahahhaha soo funy

[juggernautoddball]

i didnt want to laugh...but damn that shit was funny..God Bless hispanics........lol

[MatosandFrancisProd]

lol IT is Maria

[domeOo]

move the beans.

MOVE THE RICE

[1ofmeNlotsofU]

ahhhh hahahaha

[EnTiN316i]

Give this to the FOCKER AHAHAHAHAHA =))))))

[crazything90]

I love him, he is soooo funny!!

[JMnumber1]

HHHAaaaaaaaaaa lol man funny..!!

[simoneua]

move the beans..

move the rice...

hahah

haha

kkk

lol

[HashSlasher706]

Hahahahahahahaha! oh wait, I'm Mexican...

jajajajajajajajajajajaja!

[suvmoney]

lol its maria!!! funny shit and very true!!

[Slance1Himself]

"It's already wet, what the fuck?" lol

[Angealolo]

haha seein the virgin mary everywhere thats funny lol

[ninguemtemesse]

uahauuahauhuahu give that to the puto!

he sounds like fez that 70's show

[urbittergdbye89]

god i love pablo hahaha

[ClaytC]

the guy in the kitchen was like "here give this to the focker" lofl

move the beans, move the rich, it is maria! lofl

[importpunch]

Its maria. fut tut tut tutut

[Pixlking]

It's already wet, what the fuck?

[pukjay08]

lmao move the beans!!

good stuff X3

[kboyviper]

hahahahahahahahahaha gringos pinche putos!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he made fun of mexicans

[TheSimpsonSLoverS]

move the beans

[crossfitt]

Hhahahha he is fucking best in the world lolipop

[boyslikegirlskickass]

LMAO.

Hahahaha...thats fucking wow.

Ill try to sell my microwave plate to someone too...every heard of people seeing the virgin on tress and shit...

:/

[PvtNikko]

here give this to the focker

HAHAHA

[PvtNikko]

his latino accent my favourite HAHA

[krizzkrozzapplesauze]

latinos c tha virgin mary everywhere lol

[rods4sho]

haha this towel is already wet

[MoneyR8]

give this to the focker...

[Cr381v3]

he sounds like fez from that 70's show at 0:30 :P

[DiggeDog64]

Seems like Carlos Mencia stole this Joke too! or perhaps Im mistaking?

[boyslikegirlskickass]

its true,I saw the virgin mary on my microwave plate no JOKE!!!!

Seriously!!!!!

=]

[mexboiii]

about seeing the virgin mary on your microwave plate. i have a virgin mary shaped aura on my microwave plate too. but honestly i think ALL plates do. i went to bestbuy and checked the plates lol, they all have the same thing. same with every other microwave plate i've checked

[boyslikegirlskickass]

Well I didnt go that far checking all the plates...I didnt know.But now I do.

Its allll liess!!!!!!!!!!!!

:(LOL.

[mexboiii]

that's an incredibly fast reply considering i was replying a 2 month old post lol.

i just googled it really quick just for shits and giggles and an ebay link was there. some people are trying to sale their plates for 1000 dollars..

lol...

[mesy103]

lol

[lombakazi]

get this to the puto LOL !!!

[joejonaslover5882]

wat does he say after.... "move the beans...move the rice"