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  • how would he explain that to his boss :S

  • Hahahajaha what a dumbass hahaja

  • That's gonna leave a mark.

  • Should've had a V8.

  • He could have died... Bleed to death right there... What a way to go.

  • LOL

  • fake, so fake

  • ooohhh...you know that wasn't pretty.

  • In the words of ray william johnson: FAKE AND GAY

  • @DrScorpionX

    ray william sucks ya nerd

  • @Punkrockfan001 Ya your right. His 2.5 million suscribers are no match for your 62. Mah bad XD

  • @DrScorpionX

    and my 62 DESTROYS your 19 FUCKING MORON...lol

  • @Punkrockfan001 Actually, I have 49. I will be stepping out of this flame war now, if you don't mind XD

  • @DrScorpionX

    plus not only that.hes just like IJustine.

    almost ALL their subbers are lil kids.

    id rather not have 8yr friends thanks.

    maybe you do,retard

  • @Punkrockfan001 your an apple!

  • did you have see the video

    1 guy 1 screwdriver

    its EPIC

  • his first ever period.

  • Show the whole video I want To see blood.

  • FAIL!

  • hahahaha fat fuck

  • dosent any 1 pay attation to the thing on the side saying cant hold over 400 pounds?

  • sec cams don't have audio but good try!

  • @scrumtralesant14 newer ones do, the ones at my work have great audio

  • even the machine couldn't take his fat ass! haha so gay!

  • i wonder how he is gonna explain that one to his boss.

  • printer pwnds

  • wtf

  • 00:23 Auch :D

  • lol his- fat ass i bet his ass stank lol!!!!

  • fail 

  • OMG his gay

  • lol WHAT A FATASS!

  • hahahahhaaa fat ass lose some weight lmaooo only jokinnnggg ur soo skinny .. wat do u weigh ?? .. about 400 pounds xD

  • nice. glass in your ass

  • livin the dream.....

  • fattsass

  • 1 Guy 1 Cup at the office...

  • Lol! Epic Fail XD

  • fatttt BITCHH!

  • skidmarks and broken glass

  • Hahahahahahahahahahaha FAT ASS

  • What a dumbass. Even if he didn't break it, I would still buy a new photocopier if I owned that business.

  • pink slip!

  • Haha not only will he be fired but, hes gonna have a lot of glass in his ass to pick out later.

  • Newman!

  • Copy that!

  • What a "butthead" :):):):) Great (ass lol )

  • Can't stop fucking laught!!! So fucken funny

  • anal cut!

  • It could be real, the glass on those things is very thin and can't support much weight. And people do this kind of shit believe it or not.

  • hes gonna spend the nite picking glass out hid dumb fat ass

  • People actually think this is real???

  • HAHHAA GOT YOUR ASS IN DEEP CUTS SHIT!

  • lol see if ur one of those cubical workers and are fat dont do this unless u work out and are lean lol

  • SUCKER

  • BAHAHAHAHHHA!!!

  • that made my jaw drop

  • AH! OUCH... AH.... i just soiled myself...

  • fat motherfucker

  • Fat ass bastard!

  • Ouch he got glass in his ass because of his mass. lol

  • @SENTRY000 lol its like what happened in 1 guy 1 jar when the guy sat on the class jar and it exploded in his ass

  • @SENTRY000  lol

  • funny fat basterd

  • dumb fat bastard

  • ouw glass in my butthole!

  • ........... OW!!! xDDD

  • haha, he got glass in his ass...priceless

  • smart thing 2 do fat ass!!

  • Idiot.

    You know it's amazing how many people don't take into consideration the basic properties of materials like glass.

    I suppose he learned a very valuable lesson. He's not laughing anymore, huh?

  • LMAO!!!!

  • Gordo boludo.

  • all i can say Is HAHAHAHHAHA

  • LMFAO fat ass cut on the food in the office and maybe youll succedede

  • haha had to be a cracker

  • oh shit

  • Yaaay new fat joke!

    You so fat that when you went to photocopy your butt, the glass broke.

  • 1 guy one printer

  • @mabwert

    ℓσℓ ι ωαѕ נυѕт αвσυт тσ ωяιтє тнαт ¢σммєηт ωнєη ι ѕαω уσυяѕ!

  • FAIL!!!!!!

  • OWNED

  • HAHAHAHA that is Funny!!!!!!

  • rofl..

  • pmsl !!!!!

  • WOW NOW THATS A FAT JOKE!!!!!!

  • what a fagot :D:D:D:D

  • 0:19

  • Fail !

  • it would be funnier if he yells boos help or the boss walks in and laughs

  • EPIC FAIL!

  • Lmao... that's gotta suck

  • why do he do that enyway?

  • Super!!!! Super!!!!

  • GOD ive always wanted to do that!!!

  • FAt guys and stupidity or fat guys and a lack of sobriety?

  • Is this from SNL? It looks like Horatio Sanz

  • It looks like your dad!

  • It looks like yr a moron

  • What a fucking dumbass like it would really hold a fat guy's weight.

  • gypsyslide if i were u which i'm glad

    i'm not i'll stop talking because u r

    getting put in ur place

  • I know that's right! TREATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • lol actually he isnt being put in his place he clearly outsmarted our yank cousin there

  • Hmmm... do you think so? I guess you're just mentally handicapped like 7196pac. I guess cause I don't throw out random curse words and a plethora of vulgar insults you have difficult time understanding what it is that I'm saying.

    Print off this message, take it to your school tomorrow and have one of your teachers explain it you!

    I don't think anyone else thinks that I'm being owned, but you certainly just did!

  • Love you son!

  • Fuck you bitch! You too damn ugly to be anybody's father! Find your real son, muthafucka! And molest that muthafucka when you find him!!!!!

  • Ahh... baby wanna boddle?

  • No baby want to fuck your Canadian ass up by whooping your ass and then running over you with a 2X4 and putting that bitch in reverse repeatedly until you stuck on the ground. They'll have to get a pancake turner to scrape your muthafuckin ass off the ground! Ha! Now that's funny!

    AIN'T THAT RIGHT, SHITFACE?

  • It probably would be fuckin' funny... if your inbred hillbilly ass knew how to speak english, dumb fuckin' pussy!

    Nobody can understand you, even your slang brethren!

  • Um no, I ain't a hillbilly. Smart, sexy, and intelligent black men with a great sense of humor like myself know how to speak English. I guess you could almost say that I'm an intelligent thug. Yes, I ain't perfect. But neither are you. You are the slowest person ever. Go get you some gotdamn help, if you can. Counselors everywhere said they give up after talking with you for two minutes. They said he so dumb he think 2 times 2 is 22. Damn, that's fucked up like a muthafucka, yo.

  • you weren't supposed to see those. I sent them to Uncle Chuck prior to realizing he had a child molestation charge against him. I figured it was just a phase he was going through, I had no idea he was going to be using them for "practice". Has your asshole returned to its normal size yet? I know Uncle Chuck has been out for just over a year now and he has never really been one to learn a lesson!

    Don't mean to rush, but your mom is about to give me a blumkin, yeah we still see each other!

  • This video is funny as hell!

    What ain't funny is Gypsy Slide trying to talk shit about muthafuckas he don't know will tear that ass up! In case he don't understand what I'm saying, he need to look up stuff in a slang dictionary and watch some gangsta movies. He, she, whatever it is, then sucked more ding dongs than the ladies on the flicks then had. Don't y'all agree that he was dropped on his head when he was born? Somebody need to hit him in the head with a baseball bat so he could think! HA!

  • I know you're angry and I'm sorry I wasn't around for you as a child. But the only that bitch was good for is doing things I wouldn't do to a farm animal!

    Sorry you had to find out like this! Oh, by the way, sorry I always sent dolls as birthday and christmas presents, I truly thought you were a bitch!

  • Yeah I thought the same thing about you, ya ugly bastard! And I hate that I always sent gay porn to your house. I would have sent you lesbians but you don't like women. When they show the tits and the pussy, you close your eyes and act like you watching a scary horror movie, and shit. Speaking of farm animals why don't you go ahead and fuck one! You know you want to!

  • some gang colours, but the Bloods didn't like me mixing their colours with the Crips, and when they saw the address was White Settlement, Texas they became rather infuriated. So needless to say I had to change my plans. I tried to send you a "nine" so you could be real badass and run that trailer-park, but USPS had a rule about sending guns in the mail, sorry!

    Anway, I hope your not still getting butt-fucked by Uncle Chuck. He's from Waco and has a problem with kids. Sorry about the dolls

  • What does that even mean? Looks like you need to speak English and be more clear and real bout' yours. You can't talk about anybody you was one of those damn kids that was sexually harrassed by Barney the Dinosaur. Yeah he loves you alright. He loves you and the other kids on there a lil' too much!

  • You are quite pathetic. I enjoy your rants and the barrage of insults you put into each message. Much simpler for me though... you are pathetic. When I make comments about Americans, I make comments that are fact-based... when you make comments about Canada, you're simply on the defensive against the piss-poor reputation that the US already has and further expose the ignorance factor of Americans.

    Please continue with your rants, I think that every non-american enjoys your arrogance!

  • No, you don't sound like a condescending repetitive asshole!

  • What???

  • "You are quite pathetic. I enjoy your rants and the barrage of insults you put into each message. Much simpler for me though... you are pathetic. When I make comments about Americans, I make comments that are fact-based... when you make comments about Canada, you're simply on the defensive against the piss-poor reputation that the US already has and further expose the ignorance factor of Americans.

    Please continue with your rants, I think that every non-american enjoys your arrogance! "

    That.

  • Nice. Are you trying to impress us all with your cut & paste skills?

  • No, I'm referencing it so you know what I'm talking about. You asked a question and I answered it.

  • Hey, I'm American. Leave me and the, just, Americans out of it. Everybodys ignorant to some degree. To say that all Americans are ignorant "Is" an ignorant thing to say and how is that "fact" based? I'd positivley want to know where your "fact" is "based" from.

  • Ohhh, let me get you the bat tough guy... real man! If we do go fist-to-cuffs please don't call Children's Aid on me! You wouldn't want the authorities to put Daddy away would you?

    I truly think that slang makes you look cool... if you live in a fuckin' trailer park and have never set foot in a school. So be proud that most of us are looking at you like the true idiot you are.

    Again though, I'm sorry about the dolls!

  • Shutup bitch! You sound like a lame! Yeah you know about trailer parks cause you lived in them all your gotdamn life! Now shut the fuck up bitch ass ugly ho!

  • Quite the mouthful. I know it hurts, but sometimes we just need to accept our situation and move on. I know you didn't expect to find out who your dad was through YouTube, but hey, the Universe tens to unflod as it should.

    I'm sorry I left you and your mom living in a redneck trailer park, especially since you were so gangster with all your slang. I knew it was going to tough for you to fit in, with you being angrier than the rest of the trailer trash.

    I did however try to send you...

  • 7196pac is a big wannabe retard gangster. The kind that carries a pistol and shoots himself in the foot. The kind the licks fat old man balls. The kind that can't fight with his fists so he carries a weapon. The kind that lets me FUCK HIS MOTHER.

    7196 Bitch... I AM YOUR FATHER!

  • No muthafucka I ain't like you! You just then described yourself. You ain't my father ho! You would get your ass whooped by me in a second. Too bad I can't say the same about your mama. Don't nobody wanna do that bitch cause she got HIV, STD, ABCDEFG, hell maybe every letter in the gotdamn alphabet!

    GypsySlide: GET YOUR CRYBABY, WANNA BE PROPER LOOKING ASS OFF OF HERE!

    Fake men do the talk; Real men do the walk!

  • Explain that to your boss.

  • its cause hes overweight and he breaks expensive stuff that makes me laugh

  • R0FL!

  • THAT WHAT HE GET

  • As soon as I saw him Fat. I knew it would break.And I thought was going to Jerk off

  • You're an idiot!

  • You gonna take that shit from GypsySlide? He tryna call you an idiot and shit, he the dumbest fucker on this damn planet. If I was you I would treat the hell out of him. In case you don't know what that mean, it means to talk about that person back. I agree, I knew it would break too. His ass is almost bigger than the glass part of the copier! That fat man on there need help. And so does GypsySlide bitch ass!

  • Thank you... please come again!

  • It's called slang you dumb ass! And yes I do use great scholar grammar. Probably much better than you. Do me a favor though, stop jagging off everytime you see a fat guy on a video. What are you gay now? You go, honey! Go get you a taste of the rainbow...AND LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dumb gay bitch!!!

  • Slang makes you look real intelligent... I'll tell you who your grammar impresses, pre-schoolers! No, wait... pre-pre-schoolers!

    I hope you're not going to cry now? It might be a little awkward resting your head on mommies shoulder knowing she went ass-to-mouth on me last night!

  • So then if it impresses pre-schoolers then why you ain't impressed? Hmmnh? Oh, you gotta think now, huh? No, I'm not goona cry over that. Real men like myself don't cry over stupid ass pointless, "don't make sense" messages like a girl would, which you probably is of course. You wanna talk about people mama's I see. Mine ain't no ho like yours. Sorry! Your mama is a ho and she is an incest bitch. What a fucked-up combination!

  • theres no talking your way out of that. lmao

  • what a noob

  • Fat ass! Mu'fucka broke the damn copier and shit. Speaking of shit, I know that damn printer smell like his nasty big booty ass! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Damn, dude wrong for that!

  • Learn how to speak english fucker!

  • Go to hell bitch! Why don't you teach me then you dumb muthafucka! You probably a fuckin preschool dropout. What happened you failed class for not taking a damn nap with the other ugly ass kids who still look better than your nasty alien looking ass.

  • Uh yeah, okay! Let's look shall we...

    1) "You probably a..."

    2) "...tryna..."

    3) "...he the dumbest..."

    4) "...treat the hell out of him."

    5) "...what that mean,..."

    6) "...to talk about that person back."

    7) "...fat man on there need help."

    Wow buddy, that's true scholar grammar you're using. I guess you should be the one giving me the lessons. I would seriously enjoy that if the objective of life was to look as retarded as possible!

  • You are retarded! Now kick rocks until you trip off of them and break your gotdamn neck and back to ya end up going to the hospital.

  • Let's take another look:

    1) "...kick rocks until you trip off of them..."

    2) "...gotdamn..."

    3) "...to ya end up..."

    Hmmm... look YouTube, we are in the presence of a genius!

  • Yeah something you AIN'T!!!!!!!!!!! Don't hate, congradulate!

  • this is something you should never do at your office. . . if you like Mc. Donald´s as much as he does :/

  • lol fat ass

  • No but really?!! That was one of the funniest things I've ever seen! LMAO!!!

  • i knew it wood break lawl!@1

  • thats why i would never do that its very simple and some people dont know that if they do that they will have to get any glass in there butt out or else it could leade to an infection LOL!

  • lol XD

  • LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • WhahahahaahaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH­AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAH AHAHWHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAHA

  • hahahahahahahahaha that fat guy is dum

  • oooooooooooooooooooohhhhhh

  • LOL

  • XD! iv always wondered about that...

  • will that end up on his evaluation?

  • when did it all go horribly wrong for him?

  • dis is so funny!

    tryin to fotocopy ur but HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • HAHAHAHAA

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