If you want to buy this game just send 3 easy payments of $59.99 to me and I'll send you the wood to make the table and the balls with the instructions printed out at the library for 10 cents.
Seriously? It took him 26 Years to put this game together and made him give up everything he has? Seems to me like I could build this thing right quick after University. Monday, 2pm: Go to a furniture shop, get a round table. 3pm: Go to a hardware store, make them build the two side-walls. 4: 30 pm: Go to a sport shop, get 12 balls. Be home by 6pm. Glue the walls to the table and draw the lines on it. Then 7pm-Midnight: Think of the rules. And you have yourself a game on Tuesday...What a moron!
whoever posted this shold be drowned, shot, buired and then that piece of earth should be dug up placed on nasa rocket and shot into space with an explosive device to explode to the furthes reachin corners of the universe and then aliens come an take the particles and put that on youtube...
At least this guy is trying to do something. That's better than sitting on Youtube calling random Black people Niggers. Guess you have to do it here cause you'd NEVER say it to one's face!!!!
Did you watch his audition on American Inventor? He quit his job (which he was probably making more than $40,000/yr doing), pawned his ex-wife's wedding ring, mortgaged off his house, and traded in his $19,0000-something car for a station wagon. And all because he thought he'd make millions off a game that will NEVER be a worldwide, much less a nationwide, sport. Bulletball only exists in his hometown, and that is where it will stay.
@limesorbert If niggers are just like me why would I be afraid to say it in their face? Every white person I know would laugh if I called them cracker. So much for equality eh? Thanks for implying the aggression niggers have over some word, you yourself understand that they have an uncontrollable urge for violence but somehow you think this is normal. It's been proven to be genetic.
@JettandJahn ummmm, what? Your attempt to be clever failed. I don't get what you're saying here. Seriously, what are you talking about? Crackers?....violence?....equality?....what are you going on about, what exactly are you smoking or shooting in your veins that made your comment sound logical? You sound worse than the blacks you're talking about lol!
i could understand maybe if he developed some sort of paddle but just using your hands to push a ball across a table? a child could come up with a better game.
What I find hilarious yet depressing at the same time is this guy's complete obliviousness to the shittiness that is "bulletball". He has an undefeatable and sickening sense of optimism that prevents him from realizing that his game is utter shit, that he's an idiot, and that when that optimism eventually shatters and he commits suicide that the world will be no different because of it.
he probably spent like $500 to either buy studio time to record this song or buy the equipment to record it. nice job marc there goes your fucking car payment, you cant even afford to buy a gun to shoot yourself with now.
BULLABALL BULLABALL THASSA BULLABALL!!
synthastia 2 days ago
If you want to buy this game just send 3 easy payments of $59.99 to me and I'll send you the wood to make the table and the balls with the instructions printed out at the library for 10 cents.
jamlimited3 6 days ago
FUCK YEAH BULLETBALL
KingOfSchadenfreude 1 month ago
Bill Cosby in the rap game now?
SRthemonster 1 month ago 2
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Seriously? It took him 26 Years to put this game together and made him give up everything he has? Seems to me like I could build this thing right quick after University. Monday, 2pm: Go to a furniture shop, get a round table. 3pm: Go to a hardware store, make them build the two side-walls. 4: 30 pm: Go to a sport shop, get 12 balls. Be home by 6pm. Glue the walls to the table and draw the lines on it. Then 7pm-Midnight: Think of the rules. And you have yourself a game on Tuesday...What a moron!
shifta187 1 month ago
i just recently brought bullet ball it's addictive
lifeistoodmshort 1 month ago
They look so cool and hip with their backwards baseball caps! That might be a new fashion trend...
amazingdany 1 month ago 7
I plqy bullet ball with my cock
havoc00 1 month ago
I WANT TO PLAY BULLETBALL
jbownzino 1 month ago
bill cosby is rapping now? i thought bill cosby hated rap. smh.
poppajah 1 month ago
Another sport for black people to dominate at...
Nydro1337 1 month ago
@Nydro1337 Black people don't want that bullshit..
AsterBarnivere 1 month ago
has this guy killed himself yet
pursegrabbinpukes 1 month ago
I felt like I was in the 80's again.
LyleVertigo 2 months ago
When I heard of this bulletball shit I thought it was about dodging gun bullets..
AsterBarnivere 2 months ago
SO... The game goes on forever?
TheDavizzy 2 months ago 2
This is so sad...
paremphasis 2 months ago
@thek1nslayer dude, crossfire was baws.
diamonion 2 months ago
Its feeling really 80s in here...
SOEgame 2 months ago
Do you know why it's called a bulletball?
Because the ball travels as fast as a bullet... after it hits its target.
JasonStogia 2 months ago
Im at that part of the internet again....
sylexus44 2 months ago 4
boolybaw boolybaw dassaboolybaw
Preeemo 2 months ago 3
0:46 " You lose tomorrow but you win today."
*Closes Tab*
AhmadAlony123 4 months ago 3
@gojirra5 bullet ball the game, bullet ball extreme
jabbott95 5 months ago
@jabbott95
da pheesikeechallange can pla et too, being abba to cumpete aganse me an yoo!
SirRobertDole2 4 months ago
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jabbott95 5 months ago
His wife left him when she heard him writing this song
DeadHEDDEHdaeD 5 months ago
I'm laughing my ass off while reading the comments. You guys are awesome.
pcapusso 5 months ago
This song is almost as bad as Rebecca Black's "Prom Night".
Almost.
AJISFREAKENAWESOME 6 months ago
i created something in the lou just a few minutes ago
whyeie 6 months ago
Let's turn our hats backwards and wear sunglasses indoors. It'll make the game feel more street.
Darwyn7 6 months ago 5
I have sex to this music.
PalerLaze 7 months ago 5
UUUGGGH!!!! Check it out! Ders a new shpwurt game heur can't ya ssee?
gojirra5 8 months ago
WTF!!!!
coloded 9 months ago
UHHHH, check it out1
Archetype123 10 months ago
crossfire > bulletball
THEk1nslayer 10 months ago
@THEk1nslayer CROSSFIYAHHH
YOOOOU'LL GET CAUGHT UP IN THE
CROSSFIYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Foxby1 9 months ago 3
"you'll lose tomorrow but you'll win today"
not a great philosophy
THOMASkaaz 11 months ago 3
Bulletball is perhaps the stupidest idea from a stupider man.
Charlesperalo 1 year ago 7
@Charlesperalo That comment was made from a fucker who should burn in hell, and may not be stupider than the man, but more ignorant than children.
rawrvivian 10 months ago
whoever posted this shold be drowned, shot, buired and then that piece of earth should be dug up placed on nasa rocket and shot into space with an explosive device to explode to the furthes reachin corners of the universe and then aliens come an take the particles and put that on youtube...
MrStaPee 1 year ago
@MrStaPee Im sorry but that is Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber....Get your thoughts right....
AJISFREAKENAWESOME 6 months ago
did he move with his auntie and uncle in bel-air?
ThoughtScientist 1 year ago 5
lmao, I just shat myself.
testiclecrusher2 1 year ago
AND THATS WHAAAT?
Gwyndion500 1 year ago
XFD See ya sperglords.
wesleyman3 1 year ago
Fail ball
Godswarrior101 1 year ago
I can't stop watching this, my favourite part: "and that's WUUUUUT? and that's a Bulletball!"
smashingpumpkin1986 1 year ago
i once watched this video for hours while tripping
nameismymike 1 year ago 6
Sounds like Kurtis Blow
wavovideoeditor 1 year ago 4
I wrote some additional lyrics:
"What possibly could Bulletball BE?
I think this song will tell ME!"
thesir27 1 year ago
@thesir27 worst fucking comment i've read on youtube
FreezeCrackerFun 1 year ago
@FreezeCrackerFun worst not-getting-the-joke i've seen on youtube
thesir27 1 year ago
@thesir27 no you're just an autistic retard who tries too hard
FreezeCrackerFun 1 year ago
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@FreezeCrackerFun no you're just an autistic retard who tries too hard
thesir27 1 year ago
@thesir27 I thought jokes were supposed to be funny.
Zalman1337 1 year ago
Bulletball, Bulletball, thats a Bulletball!
Great Lyrics.
CrimsonScrewsYaMum 1 year ago
I created something in the loo, myself, but it was more of a bullet loaf.
wildzeromadness 1 year ago 6
created in the lu ?
funkyfacewash 1 year ago
Did he seriously make a segregation reference? "equal but seperate"
BaronVonKenny 1 year ago
Was this filmed in a prison?
NoPlaceForLoafers 1 year ago 7
This could be an awesome partae game!
LostShadows91 1 year ago
"physhhically shallanged"... 1:19
batmanbeer 1 year ago 19
This must be the worst invention since the Edsel.
IvanPavlov 1 year ago
yeah son pop in dat hawt new track in by bullet bawl niggas hell yeah wut wut wut bullet bawl yall!
IAMSPLITTONGUE 1 year ago
At least this guy is trying to do something. That's better than sitting on Youtube calling random Black people Niggers. Guess you have to do it here cause you'd NEVER say it to one's face!!!!
limesorbert 1 year ago 3
Did you watch his audition on American Inventor? He quit his job (which he was probably making more than $40,000/yr doing), pawned his ex-wife's wedding ring, mortgaged off his house, and traded in his $19,0000-something car for a station wagon. And all because he thought he'd make millions off a game that will NEVER be a worldwide, much less a nationwide, sport. Bulletball only exists in his hometown, and that is where it will stay.
Rawk4Life 1 year ago
@limesorbert If niggers are just like me why would I be afraid to say it in their face? Every white person I know would laugh if I called them cracker. So much for equality eh? Thanks for implying the aggression niggers have over some word, you yourself understand that they have an uncontrollable urge for violence but somehow you think this is normal. It's been proven to be genetic.
JettandJahn 1 year ago
@JettandJahn ummmm, what? Your attempt to be clever failed. I don't get what you're saying here. Seriously, what are you talking about? Crackers?....violence?....equality?....what are you going on about, what exactly are you smoking or shooting in your veins that made your comment sound logical? You sound worse than the blacks you're talking about lol!
limesorbert 1 year ago
o man so many racist jokes.....must...resist......ni..
axemahn 1 year ago
Dumbest video I've seen on Youtube in a while.
knottriel 1 year ago
Marc Griffin, if you are reading this:
Just stop man, just stop.
tq3eufiy 1 year ago 20
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Bulletball NIGGERS! BEST BELIEVE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
razattack1337 1 year ago
AND THAT'S WHAT?!
TheBBQSquad 1 year ago
It doesn't look very friendly on the spine.
soulofshiver 1 year ago
oh my it just keeps going doesn't it.
amadeuskong 1 year ago
There are ways it could be a better way to play it, like with a tool or something to hit it with.
fmlycrzyvid95 1 year ago
BULLETBALL RULZ
YoeriYoeri 1 year ago
I don't see why would anyone play this over air hockey.
parmezans 2 years ago 8
@parmezans Nobody would.
uBeR1337gUy 1 year ago
this is like a will smith rap lol
dgreen002 2 years ago 20
@dgreen002
I'm fairly certain Will Smith uses at least one word more in his chorus than this stupidass song.
KajexFiredrake 2 months ago
What would be the best special olympics substitute for ping pong or air hockey? Bulletball!
Racecarlock 2 years ago
I can haz bulletball?
FractalBolt 2 years ago
This can't be played in bars, the little ball goes flying all over the room every point.
xoO0oO0ox 2 years ago 9
MAH POINT
1amsm1th 2 years ago 118
so when was this video made ?
sarcasmagasm 2 years ago
.....it says in the description you moron, to the left of the subscribe button, under the account name.
toughdog6789 2 years ago
uh, the description only says BULLETBALL RULZ
sarcasmagasm 2 years ago 3
look alittle harder, look up alittle, it says july 12, 2007.
toughdog6789 2 years ago
I wasn't asking "when was this video uploaded ?" I was asking "when was this video made ?"
sarcasmagasm 2 years ago
hahahaha. you're an idiot.
nathanielKnemis 2 years ago
the dumbest game ever invented!
they will be playing pick up sticks with their butt cheeks at the olympics before they play bulletball!
travrosty 2 years ago 9
Amazingly skilled players right there. The intensity just keeps going until the match clocks out!
KosukeKGA 2 years ago 6
A round table with rails...for $400? ASDSAKDJSADKSM%^&$%&(&
sgnebmak 2 years ago 7
i could understand maybe if he developed some sort of paddle but just using your hands to push a ball across a table? a child could come up with a better game.
jxwhee 2 years ago
That really doesn't look good for the lower back.
soulofshiver 2 years ago 6
it's $400 on sale
faatty1 2 years ago
I prank called him and said 'MAH POINT'
koolman280 2 years ago 8
My friend did the same thing..lol
RainmanProductions1 2 years ago
The bulletball guy is proof that just because you work hard, doesn't mean you'll succeed.
Loodirros 2 years ago 12
sadly,that's true.
and it applies to life itself :(
DUKENUKEM132 2 years ago
thats one hell of a rally those guys got going on
ballrags 2 years ago 3
Das a bulletball! Das whaaaat. Bulletball.
Vnntbls 2 years ago
lol
Timisso1337 2 years ago
whoa, that game sucks.
Psychid5 2 years ago
I want to put my tongue in your penis.
Makentz 2 years ago
If I'm really feeling bad about myself, I think about this guy, and I'm reminded that it's not so bad, because I'll never be as pathetic as he.
davidzimacansuckit 2 years ago 6
i wathced this video so many times when i was tripping. for hours and hours
nameismymike 2 years ago
Fuck you, Mike.
MotherFuckerMike 2 years ago
motherfucker
nameismymike 2 years ago
>:(
MotherFuckerMike 2 years ago
both incredibly depressing and absolutely hilarious
Josephdorf03 2 years ago 2
Why does this remind me of the flea market rap lol
djtideUK 2 years ago
oh man... i hate learning things that make me sad
johnnywhiteshoe 2 years ago
All bitches recognize a true bulletball pimp
Digitaaliklosetti 2 years ago 2
The best part is when the guy on the left hits the ball to the guy on the right.
filicid 2 years ago 20
At least the video game is easy to make, it is called:
PONG
CommissarG 2 years ago 6
bulletball is an exquisitely cruel statement on the human condition.
xcalibur9874 2 years ago 3
I plai dis song durin drivebis nigga! wessied bulletballs mofucka!
ZephyrBoat 2 years ago
THIS SONG IS PLAYED DURING DRIVEBYS
JewsArePeopleToo 2 years ago 135
@JewsArePeopleToo
jeah
all dem ballaz gon no mai name, rydah niggah
greyvulc 1 year ago
My God, I thought this was a parody! I didn't know this was actually on the website. That's so sad.
Cunnysmythe 2 years ago 4
I listened to this 12 times in a row. Somebody please kill me.
Jeremy252 2 years ago 6
If you put a baseball cap backwards while playing BB, you will have much more fun. Yes.
amazingdany 2 years ago 4
MAH POINT
madnessmoe 2 years ago 3
This seems like a beer game without the beer.....
gotriceandshrimp 2 years ago 4
bulletball is the most RAW sport out there.
this is some X games shit right here
mrbojangles56756 2 years ago
1:28 "Bullet ball and extreme, they'll get you high!"
Can he guarantee this?
Inverted88 2 years ago 4
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Catch your eye?
SyShayd 2 years ago 2
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"they'll catch your eye"
Sharkshooter 2 years ago
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GKostaras 2 years ago
What I find hilarious yet depressing at the same time is this guy's complete obliviousness to the shittiness that is "bulletball". He has an undefeatable and sickening sense of optimism that prevents him from realizing that his game is utter shit, that he's an idiot, and that when that optimism eventually shatters and he commits suicide that the world will be no different because of it.
Johniker 2 years ago 6
well said
LivestockBlues 2 years ago
:( too true.
fingerspear 2 years ago
he probably spent like $500 to either buy studio time to record this song or buy the equipment to record it. nice job marc there goes your fucking car payment, you cant even afford to buy a gun to shoot yourself with now.
jihadJackson 2 years ago 2
wait this wasnt a joke? he actually tried making this game? its real?.... WTF
duo1666 2 years ago
There's rules and regulations that govern the game.
icywhitetee 2 years ago 2
I'd fuck on his stupid table and show him what a real bulletball is.
xXJustinWadeXx 2 years ago 2
I had a dream last night that I met the crazy guy who invented this game. I think he wanted to play but I didn't.
BaconBricks 2 years ago 8
"A game that's created down here in the loo"? He made it in the restroom?
That may explain the constantly bouncing balls. His wife did leave him, after all.
Vysetron 2 years ago
LOLZ
Germeka 2 years ago
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
HoccultA666 2 years ago 3
i'VE YET TO MEET ONE THAT CAN OUTSMART BOOLET BALL
MapleManiac9001 2 years ago 6
This is crazy awesome. Like... wtf.
This will be the theme of the Inter-Galactic Bulletball Extreme League Biannual Tournament.
PerfectGlitch 2 years ago 3
hahahahaahahaha the song is hilarious!!!
bloodawn5 2 years ago
FAILLLLLLLLLLL
BDON911 2 years ago
GRABBIN PEELZ
GDNGooseDown 2 years ago 8
this song can suck my ass it sucks!
cptnjosh1 2 years ago
your right!!! but it still doesnt suck as much as you suck your dads dick!
TheAmatuerProduction 2 years ago
the fuck are they wearing hats and glasses indoors?
cool ass mother fuckers.
redlit 2 years ago 30
why don't you kids like the bulletball?
Muffincakeswithsugar 2 years ago 3
LOL
mwaakakapoopoo 2 years ago
MAH POINT
dirtyniggeronpcp 2 years ago 8
3 times
THX1138hxc 2 years ago
This gonna be at the Olympic....
Imfim 2 years ago 4
lets see michael phelps do this!
nunurox 2 years ago 6
BULLETBUTT
imyourleader 2 years ago
this game rulz
tagaEskinita 2 years ago
Man those guys playing are shit. They're playing for like 3 mins and noone scores.
CaptainBaxter 2 years ago 45
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ur so stupid
LiandraIsAwesome 2 years ago
@CaptainBaxter It's clever how they consistently perform the same moves over and over with such incredible accuracy though.
YakChap 1 year ago
There's no way this song is actually happening. This is some kind of mass hallucination.
Kevmightbegiant 2 years ago 7
THATS A BULLETBALL
chocolatefuckingmilk 2 years ago 12
Sounds like Will Smith's Prince of belle air song jeje:P
aerodinamicavideo 2 years ago 5
How did this dumbass even get other people to help him on this lame song?
me213516 2 years ago
Mahhhhhhhh point! lol
Paralyzer 2 years ago 2
I have a feeling that inventor Marc Griffin won't be inducted in the American black inventions Hall of Fame...
BUT I could be wrong.
(say whaaaaaaat? Stewie-style)
amazingdany 2 years ago
Wow, just like shooting coins but I don't need a big-ass furniture specific for coin shooting.
I also get happy from shooting coins at my friends arms. I once got one of them to cry and bleed. No pussy ball can do that.
Wittmannn 2 years ago
cool story bro
chocolatefuckingmilk 2 years ago 7
"Equal but separate"
LOL, LIKE BLACKS
BlackpeopleLOL 2 years ago 14
Sounds like a rap from 1989.....
iCuMlOuD 2 years ago
my point
wareham12 2 years ago
this is gabriel:
NO MY POINT!
rockisdeadnotquite 2 years ago
my joint
Dannycomedy007 2 years ago
bulletball bulletball that's a bulletball
plutarkosky 2 years ago
hundred years from now i'll be smiling up in heaven saying NOW THAT'S A BULLET BALL!!!!
CDNhighlander 2 years ago 4
you lose tomorrow and you lose today, game FAIL
nkdmansam 2 years ago 3
What is the difference between Bulletball and Bulletball Extreme?
theFFVIguy 2 years ago
The word Extreme?
iCuMlOuD 2 years ago 4