splashback...

[teenkillers]

just lol simple as LOVE ACE CAFE subaru night super soon

[kryten]

I never thought of doing a vlog about urinal splashback. I have the problem too. I think its because my willy is so big.

Seriously though what I do is I use the low urinals. It seems like I get less splashback that way.

I can't believe I'm giving tips about urinal splashback. :)

[808yewtube]

Thank you for this very informative vlog! Nice err, cultural education, ha ha! looks like it was a great ride!

[joewarcupinhull]

The worst public toilets are at Donnington Park, Its abit embarrassing really, Moto GP goes to the most prestige and glamorous places in the world, and they come a race track in the Midlands with shite toilets,

[danmoto73]

well you have silverstone next year (no better!)

[dctim]

So you take an AWESOME biking event, and give us a topic about urinals and splashback.... What's going on, Daniel?

[danmoto73]

yeah i know, was worried my vlogs were getting to serious and emo, so thought i'd throw in some 'stuff'

[dctim]

but urinals?

[gangsta078]

the best technique, right dan, is to stand 3 foot back and piss as hard as you possibly can and u wont get it on u and as you start to finish get slowly closer xD works for me haha (looks strange though to others so beware!)

[danmoto73]

trying that one next time out, hope i don't get arrested

[Ataylor0]

I aim to the side of the urinal so it gets a soft landing/flow round the bowl!

[Ataylor0]

LoL 'interesting' topic!

Splash back is naasty.

The Toilets at Donington were grimey..

[danmoto73]

i guess donington should improve next year with all the f1 work going on, silverstone is no better though, the toilets stenk!

[squiggles928]

Guess this is only once a year then? The ace cafe, not your splash backs :)

[danmoto73]

yep, once a year, the brighton burn up

[woodenchairs]

lol splashback is bad but have you ever had that split stream happen where you have two streams at once? doh

[robinphillips]

@ Woodenchairs.........You need to stop spanking ya monkey dude... ;-)

[woodenchairs]

Thats a habit ill never break. Besides, my hand never has a headache, I never have to take it to dinner or buy it anything and its always ready when im in the mood. ;P

[robinphillips]

Does your hand have a twin sister i can hook up? .............ok ok im kidding ;-)

[woodenchairs]

Nah man her sister has to help out now and then. Its just to much for one to handle! :P  :P :P

[billmaa]

But sometimes Robin that monkey can be bad.. Almost as bad as that clown you have to punch lol!

[dctim]

There I was thinking I couldnt worry about you even more..... I'm wrong

[danmoto73]

love that scene at the start of the 40yr old virgin, you seen it ?

[dctim]

haha, hilarious! morning wood backfire!

[truered10]

Only Dan The Man could get away with a video about Large Cock's! LOL I now what you mean though mate, I have the same problem, just stand well back!

[danmoto73]

haha glad i'm not alone

[AnotherCopierOfM13]

If there is a load of bikes does that mean the cars can filter to the front of the queue?

[danmoto73]

mebbe

[midnoon35]

Sven just gets lonley sometimes.

[danmoto73]

poor sven :( lol :D

[ToastToGo]

Man, splashback sucks.

[danmoto73]

sure does :(

[sn1kzZe]

i dont see sven anywhere, is he the guy with the red/blue jacket on the right? (im pretty sure not)

[danmoto73]

nah he's way up ahead, all in black (as ever)

[billmaa]

Haha, this was hilarious dude...I knew we yanks pronounced "Laboratory" and "Aluminum" different that you..I had no idea that "Urinal" was one of those words too..=)

[danmoto73]

not forgetting tomato, demi and dubbya :D

[billmaa]

And we go Zee instead of Zed =)

[85Duckstar]

stand back further, aim and release!

[danmoto73]

will try :D

[macca1088]

Alot of people seem a little shoddy at low spead control. *slaps back of hand* MUST STOP CRTIQUE-ING!

[danmoto73]

lol

[johnnylongsock]

Thanks, Dan. Need a piss now.

Aim for the hole, stand well back, lock your fingers behind your head and let him rip. Works a treat. Not recommened in certain nightclubs though.........

Used to be a bouncer, ppl shitting in urinals not that uncommon. Mind you, it's Blackpool which says it all about the ppl that would use said urinal.

[danmoto73]

i have clouded memories of a stag weekend in blackpool, you don't wanna know....

[svengalie]

Symptom of having a massively long cock. I have the same problem :(

[robinphillips]

Didnt we clear this up before, i thought we agreed that 3inches isnt called "long" !!

[danmoto73]

oh no!

[danmoto73]

i was fine before i borrowed your penis extender gadget, you and your gadgets!

[dctim]

what worries me is that you know about the size of dan's cock

[brotherblonde]

Mate, as you get older, high pressure splashback won't be a problem. LOL (Believe me)

[danmoto73]

no don't say that, i'm 36 on monday :(

[8cuttlefish8]

45 degrees the the horizontal that is, not vertical lol.

[8cuttlefish8]

Lol, great topic mate haha. I try to point my old fella on a 45 degree angle to avoid splash back :D.

[danmoto73]

45deg upwards! we call that a lazy lob over here lol

[steadiworkz]

piss downwards ?

[danmoto73]

i do lol

[mrphate89]

ur not the only one mate, :( i blame urinals. out of all the things to vlog about pissing on urself has got to be the funnies

[danmoto73]

haha

[davidhowellca]

Superman stance...2 meters away...

Let er rip.

[danmoto73]

think i'll get some looks trying that at a rest stop lol

[matth1138]

Dude, if you've got overpressure, that could be caused by a bad prostate...better head to the doc!

[danmoto73]

thanks man, now my balls ache, doh!

[dctim]

have them removed, that'll help

[hughes111]

oh and on topic, splash back is the worse ever! Either try to control the piss in a safe direction or stand a meter away from the toilet, fire at will and slowly get closer lmao

[danmoto73]

lol thanks i'll try it

[hughes111]

Bird at the start asking if you was filming looked like a hotty to be fair lol. Bet you looked well funny to everybody else waving bye to the ace cafe :D Awesome vid Dan. 5*

[danmoto73]

thats anna as seen in svens vids, i guy was laughing at me waving

[steady2wheels]

no, but i do sometimes accidentaly spit on my penis whilst at the urinal...

[danmoto73]

LOL

[latana151]

try to keep it low and smooth when beginning, its like clutch control - slowly let it out and you'll be fine !

[danmoto73]

LOL! at least i know i'm not alone now

[Alflington]

I hate splash back. Interesting topic..!

[danmoto73]

was a weird thing to be talking about i know :p

[svengalie]

omg svefg again. I ROCK

[danmoto73]

yeah, i spose you do :p