Wow this is a really interesting game I love that your playing it and Athena is the Goddess of wisdom, said to have spawned from Zues's head (because zues had a headache and asked another god to strike his head and out popped this girl ready to fight).
@TheLemonGrenade english is the #1 business language in the world and germany is one of the most efficient business oriented countries in the world. See where I'm going with that?
Just an interesting random fact: the ancient Greeks did, in fact, clothe the statues of some of their deities. In Athens, there were specific women who wove a new garment for the statue of Athena every year, which they presented to her at a special holiday.
I love how all shields and armour are made of like,ultimate crap-tainium, considering how godly that sword must be to slice through all of them and still be sharp.
Not many games-In my experience at least-where the mace is a much better weapon then the sword. Plus that battering to death scene, brutal. You even got a cool new one by killing a hobo! Great first set!
So Jason is going to try and get his wife back. That didn't work with Orpheus and he was the son of Apollo, what makes Jason think he can do any better? Hubris I suppose.
I rather like the mechanic of the shields being the health bars - whenever I play other beat'em-ups with swords (hello, Afro Samurai) I always feel like they gave me a sword made of PVC because every mook has to have a million liters of blood slashed out of him before he dies.
please don;t skip the dialogue :(
LittleBlackRose4545 1 month ago
Zeus is a badass indeed. Emphasis on the "ass".
Crowley9 1 month ago
@Klyka I know that you lose sir, good day reference (Y)
MrApuhFTW 1 month ago
Kinda wish the execution animation was faster, the game feels like it pauses just a little too long every single time an enemy is chopped in half.
CommanderZx2 1 month ago
Oh, gosh darn Steve Blum. He's everywhere. I open my cereal and it's Steve Blum when reminds me of what I'm eating.
TrollOfReason 1 month ago
Got to love the subtitles, parts of them are practically white on white.
Loje10 1 month ago
Am I the only one who keeps hearing "Captain-itis?" The most deadly disease of all, that.
KatelynnLynn 1 month ago 2
I'm reasonably sure that the ten girls wasn't really part of the tribute, and more like the only way Xeno the Hobo Lord could get any women.
Scatha5 1 month ago
Wow this is a really interesting game I love that your playing it and Athena is the Goddess of wisdom, said to have spawned from Zues's head (because zues had a headache and asked another god to strike his head and out popped this girl ready to fight).
XxUnderworldQueenxX 1 month ago
Oh, Klyka... you're voice overs are the best!!
ladycapella 1 month ago
Hey whats wrong with Steve Blum? I like Cowboy Bebop
KillerSlinky 1 month ago
loving the videos and really want to try this game out, but do you mind not skipping the dialogue Klyka? ta :)
Minwu925 1 month ago
@Minwu925 Sorry, I'll skip it, you need to pause and read the subtitles if you want to read everything.
Klyka1 1 month ago 2
@Klyka1 ah ok then no probs! :)
Minwu925 1 month ago
Guard jumps in front of arrow.
Jason:'Nice mace bro, I'll just take it and leave'
Potpan0 1 month ago
You speak better english than a lot of English people I know.
As a German, you should be proud of this.
Also it should be hilarious
TheLemonGrenade 1 month ago 11
@TheLemonGrenade english is the #1 business language in the world and germany is one of the most efficient business oriented countries in the world. See where I'm going with that?
edt5481 1 month ago
@edt5481 You're going to kokomo?
TheLemonGrenade 1 month ago
@TheLemonGrenade Aruba, Jamaica, Ohhhh I wanna take ya.
Except not really on the Aruba part....what with Joran van der Sloot killing folks and burying them at sea and all.....
edt5481 1 month ago
@edt5481 Bermuda it is then
TheLemonGrenade 1 month ago
My brother is dead. I demand 10 women.Its what he would have wanted.
ChromeCleric89 1 month ago 2
Jason: Grr I'm angry but I can't facially express it!
Hercules: I'm trying to be helpful but I can't move my body when I talk!
Microsmiley 1 month ago
Just an interesting random fact: the ancient Greeks did, in fact, clothe the statues of some of their deities. In Athens, there were specific women who wove a new garment for the statue of Athena every year, which they presented to her at a special holiday.
Azizrian 1 month ago
Xeno should quit his day job and become a comedian. He is so funny! xD
Cougarkit 1 month ago
I love how all shields and armour are made of like,ultimate crap-tainium, considering how godly that sword must be to slice through all of them and still be sharp.
XarboyMkII 1 month ago
THE WITCH: kill it with fire!!!!
SubparDragoon 1 month ago
Not many games-In my experience at least-where the mace is a much better weapon then the sword. Plus that battering to death scene, brutal. You even got a cool new one by killing a hobo! Great first set!
CrimsonReaper85 1 month ago
Your the warden?! I didn't know this was the good Dragon Age.
13DuctTapeNinja13 1 month ago
Jason kinda looks like Gerard Butler in 300.
fear3101 1 month ago
So Jason is going to try and get his wife back. That didn't work with Orpheus and he was the son of Apollo, what makes Jason think he can do any better? Hubris I suppose.
DeadlyKeres 1 month ago
Also, I just now noticed, Idas is voiced by John Cygan. Bloody Canderous Ordo.
DonKain 1 month ago
Voldo ruined mah wedding!
Vahnno1 1 month ago
apollo is god of the sun , athena is the goddess of wisdom and stratagy , hermese is the god of swiftness and travalers and ares is god of war.
lotsofawsome 1 month ago 8
I rather like the mechanic of the shields being the health bars - whenever I play other beat'em-ups with swords (hello, Afro Samurai) I always feel like they gave me a sword made of PVC because every mook has to have a million liters of blood slashed out of him before he dies.
DireSloth 1 month ago
I think Jason ins not carrying enough weapons with him...
lunarsuperstar 1 month ago
That was entertaining, can't wait for the next part.
XxXColdWorldXxX 1 month ago
In ancient Greece, there was a German. And so, Rise of the Juggernauts was born.
DonKain 1 month ago
i love this game and i've never met another person who's even heard of it....
foolthatpool 1 month ago