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  • apsogo telio

  • najo wie geil hab 3 brüste

  • Shut up and take my money!

  • Wont work in Brazil nad is not necessary in Germany !

  • This is one "nonchalant" video. =p

  • What Happenes when the battaries die up There ?

  • Wickedly cool ... I want one!

  • very nice hwo is posibel buy in spain.congratulation

  • Oh you Germans!

    Very great work btw!

  • ajajajajajajjajajaj

  • "Dat isn Orgasmus" :-D

  • cool keiner deutsch hihi

  • geil

  • also ich bin erregt

  • Next person "lock" his bike under yours, then what?...

  • @FEAFi dont lock under others

  • сумрачный немецкий гений в действии

  • machs aus carbon damit es ein bisschen leichter, also praktikabler ist! :) ist aber auch so schon genial!

  • its amazing what terry richardson can do when he stops fucking around with a camera...

  • Really niiiice

  • was is wenn die laterne n andren durchmesser hat?!

  • non ho capito un cazzo

  • So it just sits on the stand without a lock? That's not gonna stop a pole climbing crackhead.

  • Patent right away before america steals it!

    

  • CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

  • deutsche nazi kalitat

  • wow, geile idee!

  • Further proof that nerds rock.

  • What an idea

  • isnt this considered vandalism if you did this in the US?

  • greatest idea ever! but a very important question before building something similar: is it legal to park your bike like that ? (in germany)

    maybe a simple atmega8 and a bluetooth-module could also do the job, combined with a smartphone running android :)

  • What if battery runs out!

  • Nu får invandrarna svettas lite för att sno cykeln.

  • @Gran88 haha

  • Or you just buy a normal 10$ bike-lock?

    Instead of a 999$ super-retard-bike-lock?

  • this is the dumbest idea ever.

  • @martinhjelm no Better than getting your bike stolen

  • @martinhjelm why? there are sooooooo many bikes stolen so this is the solution

  • but.... will it blend?

  • Ich will auch so ein ding?????

  • Ich will auch so ein ding??????

  • rauf__runter__DISCO

  • kann mann sowas auch kaufen ?

  • That's why Germans lost all wars.

  • @JohnWelsch yeah of course

  • @JohnWelsch most stupid comment ive ever red...damn kiddy without any knowledge

  • @skaterphil100 I must have hit the heart of Germans with my comment. I am proud of it.

  • Awesome :D

  • wõw_léùtê_sUcht_mÂl_ñÃch:_olik­ohle_Áuf_göôgle_vôll_gEìl

  • die würden seehr viel geld damit verdienen denn ich finde es eine geile erfindung.....conrad..... stell es zum verkauf ;-)

  • Rauf, Runter, DISCO! hahah...

  • kostet ja nur € 1.559,89 aber dann fehlen noch der rahmen und die rollen usw.

  • German Engineering :-)

  • Interesting idea, but don't know that I'd want to haul around such a heavy bike lock.

  • これ最強www

  • € 784,79

  • 0:35 hoch, runter, disco! lol

  • Kla jeder trottel schleppt das scheiß riesen teil mit sich rum ?!

  • rauf... runter... disco :D

  • crazy germans :D

  • すごいな・・・

  • Und was hat ger ganze Spaß gekostet? Ich hab die Liste an Bauteilen auf der Homepage gesehen, das würde ja ein halbes Vermögen kosten, das nachzubauen. Alternativen, die weniger kostspielig wären? ;)

  • need to get me one of these...

  • I think this would sell like hot bread (meaning that the merchants would run out of this anti-stealing system in a couple of days) looking at the model of bikes that get stolen every week in Romania: UMF Freddy, SantaCruz Jackal, even Duncon models.

  • good idea :)

  • it works for cars?

  • 0:46 Darauf muss ich einen trinken! :-D

  • EVERYONE can actually see that this is german engineering... JUST PERFECT

  • 11 dieben gefällt das nicht

  • sieht aus wie ne Saw falle :D

  • Hahahaha! Da würde ich ja mehr Angst um mein Schloss, als um mein Fahrrad haben :) ...auch wenn die Idee einfach GENIUS ist! suche schon seit langem etwas für ne Installation, allerdings läuft die Stange/bzw der Mast da spitz zu... (youtube. com/watch?v=KQRYsTVLqx0&featur­e=related) wenn irgendwer ne gute idee diesbezüglich hätte?! müßte auch viel weniger last tragen.nur ne LED leiste anbringen, für solche effekte (youtube. com/watch?v=RwazZeUFG-0)

  • @ParallaxProject : Kommt darauf an, wie gross die Differenz der Durchmesser (grösster und kleinster) ist. Ansonsten wäre das durch federgespannte Elemente anstelle der festen Rollen zu realisieren. Fraglich ist nur, ob bei dieser Geschwindigkeit überhaupt der gleiche Effekt auftritt, wie beim dem Mini-Ventilator???

  • @samplesmasher denke es würde schon funktionieren, da die geschiwindigkeit an der spitze ausreichend sein sollte/bzw das auge träge genug ist - ansonsten wirds ne geheime botschaft, die man nur mit ner fotoaufnahme mit langer belichtung "entziffern" kann. geil wär natürlich, wenn die energie für die leds durch auch durch die bewegung entstünde, so dass das ganze dann auch wirklich lange hält..zumindest bis sich jemand was ausdenkt um das ganze wieder zu entfernen.

  • Mein Gott redet der Mann Norddeutsch !!! :)

    Jedefalls, echt genial soviel technisches Talent zu haben, aber leider ist diese Idee nicht kommerziell zu realisieren, die Stadtväter werden hängende Fahrräder sicher nicht dulden und wie jemand anders schon bemerkte, was macht man bloss wenn direkt unter Dir auch noch ein Fahrrad hängt?!

  • Only German can done these!

  • Kann man des ding auch so Kaufen ?

  • rauf, runter, disco xD

  • Is it legal?

  • @jvpernis1 in Duitsland zeker niet, alles waar daar 'grundsätzlich' is toegestaan is automatisch verboden.

  • @jvpernis1 Absolutely not. :-(

  • тема)))

  • WANT.

  • great idea,..........but if someone else comes to the same post with the same clamp and puts it under yours then you are F&%$ED lol

  • na alemannha, onde costumam roubar a bicicleta e deixar so o aro com a corrente, e uma otima ideia, vai vender pra caramba!!!

  • no one can stop the spiderburglar!

  • caralhoooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooooooooooooo que foda!

  • Incrível.... Pena que aqui no Brasil malandro derruba o poste pra levar! kkkk

  • a MELHOR trava de bicicleta do mundoooo!!! #bike #magrela

  • Cool, that should keep the scumbags at bay! Although if the battery failed.......

  • What would these guy's jobs be? Mechanical engineer? Whatever it is I want to get out of my shitty building surveying career and into fun hands on stuff like this.

  • Awesome.

  • this isnt a lock, if you look it is just a "holder" and u just need to hit the bike with something and it is yours hahaha

  • @1:20 the bike is raised upwards along the pole using the "lock" they invented.

  • Say..how about if we provide the lamps itself with a lift, so the rider don't need to carry along a heavy stuff that can make him climb a pole for his OWN bike, and by this, every rider have a chance to uplift and secure his bike..so?

  • brilliant- these need to be marketed!

  • Идея так себе...хотя руки у чувака явно из того места растут, из которого нужно.

  • + camera and more batteries = instant surveillance cam

  • That's THE IDEA!!!!!!!

  • praktisch und intelligent! :-))

  • what if someone parked beneath me!

  • @BnSuItan Just climb on the dimwit's car to retrieve your bike?

  • Τόσο μεγάλη Βλακεία δεν έχω ξαναδεί.....!! Καλύτερα να εξημέρωνε ένα λιοντάρι, και να το έπερνε πάντα μαζί, να το έβαζε να φυλάει το ποδήλατο...!! να δούμε ποιος θα πλησίαζε..........!!!

  • 1:07 Min. Das isn Orgasmus is das ey... das is voll geil xDDie sind einfach nur stoned die Typen, aber ich finds geil. Weitermachen!!!!

  • A Bike placed like this would only challenge me to destroy it somehow...

  • Sooo If my batteries Die then I have to be the one climing the pole to get it and it looks like I'm taking my own bike. hahah

  • OVERKILL.

  • Vety very awesome and marketable idea

  • This video would be awesome if they cut out 1:30 of it

  • Battery runs out - it can has a backup battery combined with a simple cellular phone unit that sends you a text: replace main battery within 2 hours or you can call fire department.

    Preventing another lock on the same pole: every unit transmits a radio signal within about 10m that makes the other inactive. So, the other one can't lift his / her bike.

    Any other problem? :)

  • @darkarchon78 yes. The price. :) I don't want this thing to cost as several bikes :)

  • @darkarchon78 all that for a bicycle? people these days cant even afford an alarm system in their own car.

    And why go through so much hassle for a bicycle? If this was to go on market, this would be worth then my bicycle!

    I would steal the locking mechanism itself, unless they make a locking system for the locking system itself. Lols.

    Just saying.

  • @Endlessx87 yeah all that for a bike. lots of people choose NOT to drive/own a car, because bikes are more efficient, and are easier to park. so they might be able to afford a lot of things, and may have a very expensive bike (or one with sentimental value, etc.) although i don't think i would choose this lock for my bike, i definately would spend a somewhat large amount of money on a lock.

  • He can speak English, when he wants to.

  • Everyone moaning about what happens when the battery runs out. Well, on the way down you have gravity on your side. Just reverse the polarity and make it *charge* the batteries on the way down.

  • @geospacedman

    reverse the polarity, lol

  • very smart :)

  • what happen when you put it on up there, then suddenly your battery is out ~ =P

  • Where can I buy one?

  • very cleaver... 

  • absolut nice :D

  • Perfect!!!

  • This is exactly why they lost the war

  • @FrozenTits Hitler was the reason they lost the war. If he had left it to these guys würden wir alle sprechen Deutsch jetzt.

  • @FrozenTits Lol!

  • battery die cant get down lol

  • German Engineering

  • @MrWinAlot Yes- overly complex, bonus failure modes, but looks damn cool.

  • And then the battery died.......

  • @Endlessx87 haha thats what i was thinkin too

  • @Endlessx87 use tarsan style!! wow

  • moc komplikovane

  • rauf, runter, DISCO! :D

  • браво! Снять вел со столба минутное дело. А если вдруг сильный ветер?

  • Did you hear him? "Off, On, Disco" . Buying this shit for Disco.

  • i was so surprised to hear him say "precision....engineering"!no accent at all for a german!

  • @monkeycars911 that is all they're used to saying with all the Fine Luxurious Cars they make... lol

  • genius

  • Gesamtpreis inkl. MwSt. € 752,31

    kk.. thx..

  • good idea! =)

  • where i can find column to this diameter?)) many different diameters...

  • 666'th person to like this video, sweeeeeeet!

  • А такую же фигню для машин можно сделать ?

  • battery dies while its up there?

  • i dont think they know that black people can jump pretty high. i would still lock it up.

  • you know someone knows what hes doing when the only english he can say is "precision engineering"

  • @beemaster69 it was ironic, when he said that

  • @acusher just lower it right before it touches the one below?

    just my two cents.

  • I would rather let someone steal my bike, then have clamps activate and clamp around the robbers ankles so he will NEVER be able to stop

  • Precision engineering

  • WOW. 

  • Easy way to get the bike down. A Telescope Pole with a hook to un-latch the latch ;)

  • SIMPLEMENTE NOTABLE YO QUIERO UNO

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  • Bike thieves operate on the motif that their crime is called out, or even detected, when it's too late. Seeing someone with a ladder trying to grab a bike is obviously a bigger alarm. It's fucking big and heavy though. An intuitive yet impractical product unless it's developed further.

  • and where does the delievery go if your chromebag is filled with the lock? fucking hipster..... -.-

  • Put a hook on that thing and you can give somebody an awful wedgie

  • fuckin' rad! this would work in Seattle.

  • Will it hold a delivery tricycle?

  • A briliant idea :D But in The Netherlands the most lampposts are getting smaller while your bike rises. What about that?

  • any ladder in this world can counter this thing.

  • @Erzkreutz but if you trying to steal it then i think people are going to notice you on a freaking ladder trying to break the lock

  • @Erzkreutz How many bike thieves have you heard of that carries a ladder with them?

  • The idea of having a "robot" crawling up the post is not new!

    I have seen robots with same Technology painting lampposts.

    However! Some fun idea.

  • Die Idee erinnert mich stark an die Designstudie BEAR von Jan Ott. War damals, so etwa 2005, irgendein Beitrag eines Designwettbewerbes ...

    Aber geiles Teil, respekt...

  • Would be a nice idea for hanging flags on a flagpole and secure that flags from beeing stolen.

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