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i would climb that pole just to knock the bike off, and knock the smug look off that man face as he see his bike, bent and disfigure, laying bare in the gutter.....
@JohnWelsch you dont know anything about history? you dont know anything about things and situations that are currently happening in the world? Do you know why? Because you are nothing more than a 15 year old virgin kiddy that is sitting at home 24/7. You dont have life. you know nothing...you are stupid....just...stupid. Thats all..
Und was hat ger ganze Spaß gekostet? Ich hab die Liste an Bauteilen auf der Homepage gesehen, das würde ja ein halbes Vermögen kosten, das nachzubauen. Alternativen, die weniger kostspielig wären? ;)
I think this would sell like hot bread (meaning that the merchants would run out of this anti-stealing system in a couple of days) looking at the model of bikes that get stolen every week in Romania: UMF Freddy, SantaCruz Jackal, even Duncon models.
Hahahaha! Da würde ich ja mehr Angst um mein Schloss, als um mein Fahrrad haben :) ...auch wenn die Idee einfach GENIUS ist! suche schon seit langem etwas für ne Installation, allerdings läuft die Stange/bzw der Mast da spitz zu... (youtube. com/watch?v=KQRYsTVLqx0&feature=related) wenn irgendwer ne gute idee diesbezüglich hätte?! müßte auch viel weniger last tragen.nur ne LED leiste anbringen, für solche effekte (youtube. com/watch?v=RwazZeUFG-0)
@ParallaxProject : Kommt darauf an, wie gross die Differenz der Durchmesser (grösster und kleinster) ist. Ansonsten wäre das durch federgespannte Elemente anstelle der festen Rollen zu realisieren. Fraglich ist nur, ob bei dieser Geschwindigkeit überhaupt der gleiche Effekt auftritt, wie beim dem Mini-Ventilator???
@samplesmasher denke es würde schon funktionieren, da die geschiwindigkeit an der spitze ausreichend sein sollte/bzw das auge träge genug ist - ansonsten wirds ne geheime botschaft, die man nur mit ner fotoaufnahme mit langer belichtung "entziffern" kann. geil wär natürlich, wenn die energie für die leds durch auch durch die bewegung entstünde, so dass das ganze dann auch wirklich lange hält..zumindest bis sich jemand was ausdenkt um das ganze wieder zu entfernen.
Jedefalls, echt genial soviel technisches Talent zu haben, aber leider ist diese Idee nicht kommerziell zu realisieren, die Stadtväter werden hängende Fahrräder sicher nicht dulden und wie jemand anders schon bemerkte, was macht man bloss wenn direkt unter Dir auch noch ein Fahrrad hängt?!
What would these guy's jobs be? Mechanical engineer? Whatever it is I want to get out of my shitty building surveying career and into fun hands on stuff like this.
Say..how about if we provide the lamps itself with a lift, so the rider don't need to carry along a heavy stuff that can make him climb a pole for his OWN bike, and by this, every rider have a chance to uplift and secure his bike..so?
Τόσο μεγάλη Βλακεία δεν έχω ξαναδεί.....!! Καλύτερα να εξημέρωνε ένα λιοντάρι, και να το έπερνε πάντα μαζί, να το έβαζε να φυλάει το ποδήλατο...!! να δούμε ποιος θα πλησίαζε..........!!!
Battery runs out - it can has a backup battery combined with a simple cellular phone unit that sends you a text: replace main battery within 2 hours or you can call fire department.
Preventing another lock on the same pole: every unit transmits a radio signal within about 10m that makes the other inactive. So, the other one can't lift his / her bike.
@Endlessx87 yeah all that for a bike. lots of people choose NOT to drive/own a car, because bikes are more efficient, and are easier to park. so they might be able to afford a lot of things, and may have a very expensive bike (or one with sentimental value, etc.) although i don't think i would choose this lock for my bike, i definately would spend a somewhat large amount of money on a lock.
Everyone moaning about what happens when the battery runs out. Well, on the way down you have gravity on your side. Just reverse the polarity and make it *charge* the batteries on the way down.
Everyone moaning about what happens when the battery runs out. Well, on the way down you have gravity on your side. Just reverse the polarity and make it *charge* the batteries on the way down.
Bike thieves operate on the motif that their crime is called out, or even detected, when it's too late. Seeing someone with a ladder trying to grab a bike is obviously a bigger alarm. It's fucking big and heavy though. An intuitive yet impractical product unless it's developed further.
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rigasman100 1 day ago
najo wie geil hab 3 brüste
AshelyDawnath691 3 weeks ago
Shut up and take my money!
harrymuse 3 weeks ago
Wont work in Brazil nad is not necessary in Germany !
rafaelwaa 4 weeks ago
This is one "nonchalant" video. =p
gordoncraig410 1 month ago
What Happenes when the battaries die up There ?
MegaFreaksofcock 2 months ago
Wickedly cool ... I want one!
ca3crown 2 months ago
very nice hwo is posibel buy in spain.congratulation
itules 2 months ago
Oh you Germans!
Very great work btw!
whatanabe888 2 months ago
ajajajajajajjajajaj
UNH0LYWITCH 2 months ago
"Dat isn Orgasmus" :-D
Apfelloch 3 months ago
cool keiner deutsch hihi
ElainaChayazt398 3 months ago
geil
BR403 3 months ago
also ich bin erregt
CarolaSunnyzk465 3 months ago
Next person "lock" his bike under yours, then what?...
FEAFi 4 months ago
@FEAFi dont lock under others
okb09 3 months ago
сумрачный немецкий гений в действии
cuthbert83 6 months ago
machs aus carbon damit es ein bisschen leichter, also praktikabler ist! :) ist aber auch so schon genial!
MrJUJOFRA 7 months ago
its amazing what terry richardson can do when he stops fucking around with a camera...
AlexanderJordanPhoto 7 months ago
Really niiiice
TheV1RR 7 months ago
was is wenn die laterne n andren durchmesser hat?!
stefanheldfotografie 7 months ago
non ho capito un cazzo
miliziametallica 7 months ago
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i would climb that pole just to knock the bike off, and knock the smug look off that man face as he see his bike, bent and disfigure, laying bare in the gutter.....
boxpilot 8 months ago
So it just sits on the stand without a lock? That's not gonna stop a pole climbing crackhead.
Bsmalls808 8 months ago
Patent right away before america steals it!
460cc 8 months ago
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
jesusthescarecrow 8 months ago
deutsche nazi kalitat
MrLolill 8 months ago
wow, geile idee!
jimday666 8 months ago
Further proof that nerds rock.
beebobipy 8 months ago 12
What an idea
greenbike15 8 months ago
isnt this considered vandalism if you did this in the US?
thecastman97 8 months ago
greatest idea ever! but a very important question before building something similar: is it legal to park your bike like that ? (in germany)
maybe a simple atmega8 and a bluetooth-module could also do the job, combined with a smartphone running android :)
DOGY4x4 8 months ago
What if battery runs out!
robbanan 8 months ago
Nu får invandrarna svettas lite för att sno cykeln.
Gran88 8 months ago
@Gran88 haha
xXfk96Xx 8 months ago
Or you just buy a normal 10$ bike-lock?
Instead of a 999$ super-retard-bike-lock?
youmarttube 8 months ago
this is the dumbest idea ever.
martinhjelm 8 months ago
@martinhjelm no Better than getting your bike stolen
TehGhandi 8 months ago
@martinhjelm why? there are sooooooo many bikes stolen so this is the solution
thecastman97 8 months ago
but.... will it blend?
brenliew 9 months ago
Ich will auch so ein ding?????
daa498 9 months ago
Ich will auch so ein ding??????
daa498 9 months ago
rauf__runter__DISCO
fuboboy 9 months ago 3
kann mann sowas auch kaufen ?
larsiboy95 9 months ago
That's why Germans lost all wars.
JohnWelsch 10 months ago
@JohnWelsch yeah of course
mrstutip 9 months ago
@JohnWelsch most stupid comment ive ever red...damn kiddy without any knowledge
skaterphil100 9 months ago
@skaterphil100 I must have hit the heart of Germans with my comment. I am proud of it.
JohnWelsch 9 months ago
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@JohnWelsch you dont know anything about history? you dont know anything about things and situations that are currently happening in the world? Do you know why? Because you are nothing more than a 15 year old virgin kiddy that is sitting at home 24/7. You dont have life. you know nothing...you are stupid....just...stupid. Thats all..
skaterphil100 9 months ago
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Das müsst ihr verkaufen !
kochdoch 10 months ago
Awesome :D
donZeriouS 10 months ago
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NakiaTracixy511 10 months ago
die würden seehr viel geld damit verdienen denn ich finde es eine geile erfindung.....conrad..... stell es zum verkauf ;-)
robinerful 10 months ago
Rauf, Runter, DISCO! hahah...
wehrli18 10 months ago 2
kostet ja nur € 1.559,89 aber dann fehlen noch der rahmen und die rollen usw.
DenJa08 10 months ago
German Engineering :-)
engywuck85 11 months ago 48
Interesting idea, but don't know that I'd want to haul around such a heavy bike lock.
TimReed777 11 months ago
これ最強www
z1cycleren24 11 months ago
€ 784,79
faildroid 1 year ago
0:35 hoch, runter, disco! lol
Futurecop23 1 year ago 4
Kla jeder trottel schleppt das scheiß riesen teil mit sich rum ?!
DjRoB1990 1 year ago
rauf... runter... disco :D
kinsi55 1 year ago 3
crazy germans :D
timeeyyy 1 year ago 6
すごいな・・・
zaku2w 1 year ago
Und was hat ger ganze Spaß gekostet? Ich hab die Liste an Bauteilen auf der Homepage gesehen, das würde ja ein halbes Vermögen kosten, das nachzubauen. Alternativen, die weniger kostspielig wären? ;)
Vaghiay 1 year ago
need to get me one of these...
georgetothek 1 year ago
I think this would sell like hot bread (meaning that the merchants would run out of this anti-stealing system in a couple of days) looking at the model of bikes that get stolen every week in Romania: UMF Freddy, SantaCruz Jackal, even Duncon models.
Hider141 1 year ago
good idea :)
kykyokky 1 year ago
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good idea :D
kykyokky 1 year ago
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good idea :D
kykyokky 1 year ago
it works for cars?
Gunjo439 1 year ago 6
0:46 Darauf muss ich einen trinken! :-D
ROTZGOERE11 1 year ago
EVERYONE can actually see that this is german engineering... JUST PERFECT
sworteu 1 year ago
11 dieben gefällt das nicht
Amstaffmukke 1 year ago 3
sieht aus wie ne Saw falle :D
NilsMod 1 year ago
Hahahaha! Da würde ich ja mehr Angst um mein Schloss, als um mein Fahrrad haben :) ...auch wenn die Idee einfach GENIUS ist! suche schon seit langem etwas für ne Installation, allerdings läuft die Stange/bzw der Mast da spitz zu... (youtube. com/watch?v=KQRYsTVLqx0&feature=related) wenn irgendwer ne gute idee diesbezüglich hätte?! müßte auch viel weniger last tragen.nur ne LED leiste anbringen, für solche effekte (youtube. com/watch?v=RwazZeUFG-0)
ParallaxProject 1 year ago
@ParallaxProject : Kommt darauf an, wie gross die Differenz der Durchmesser (grösster und kleinster) ist. Ansonsten wäre das durch federgespannte Elemente anstelle der festen Rollen zu realisieren. Fraglich ist nur, ob bei dieser Geschwindigkeit überhaupt der gleiche Effekt auftritt, wie beim dem Mini-Ventilator???
samplesmasher 1 year ago
@samplesmasher denke es würde schon funktionieren, da die geschiwindigkeit an der spitze ausreichend sein sollte/bzw das auge träge genug ist - ansonsten wirds ne geheime botschaft, die man nur mit ner fotoaufnahme mit langer belichtung "entziffern" kann. geil wär natürlich, wenn die energie für die leds durch auch durch die bewegung entstünde, so dass das ganze dann auch wirklich lange hält..zumindest bis sich jemand was ausdenkt um das ganze wieder zu entfernen.
ParallaxProject 1 year ago
Mein Gott redet der Mann Norddeutsch !!! :)
Jedefalls, echt genial soviel technisches Talent zu haben, aber leider ist diese Idee nicht kommerziell zu realisieren, die Stadtväter werden hängende Fahrräder sicher nicht dulden und wie jemand anders schon bemerkte, was macht man bloss wenn direkt unter Dir auch noch ein Fahrrad hängt?!
jaquesTNT 1 year ago
Only German can done these!
lardauk 1 year ago
Kann man des ding auch so Kaufen ?
Bastiix1989 1 year ago
rauf, runter, disco xD
HeppNaChris 1 year ago
Is it legal?
jvpernis1 1 year ago
@jvpernis1 in Duitsland zeker niet, alles waar daar 'grundsätzlich' is toegestaan is automatisch verboden.
jaquesTNT 1 year ago
@jvpernis1 Absolutely not. :-(
NoirNG 1 year ago
тема)))
f4rre1 1 year ago
WANT.
Kitsuneaya 1 year ago
great idea,..........but if someone else comes to the same post with the same clamp and puts it under yours then you are F&%$ED lol
Bu11dog1964 1 year ago
na alemannha, onde costumam roubar a bicicleta e deixar so o aro com a corrente, e uma otima ideia, vai vender pra caramba!!!
TheBinnah 1 year ago
no one can stop the spiderburglar!
rohitbandaru 1 year ago 2
caralhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo que foda!
ggo666 1 year ago
Incrível.... Pena que aqui no Brasil malandro derruba o poste pra levar! kkkk
wgarrito 1 year ago
a MELHOR trava de bicicleta do mundoooo!!! #bike #magrela
giderclay 1 year ago
Cool, that should keep the scumbags at bay! Although if the battery failed.......
Metalmiltia 1 year ago
What would these guy's jobs be? Mechanical engineer? Whatever it is I want to get out of my shitty building surveying career and into fun hands on stuff like this.
TerminusAt 1 year ago
Awesome.
G0LFMADE 1 year ago
this isnt a lock, if you look it is just a "holder" and u just need to hit the bike with something and it is yours hahaha
kerim1532 1 year ago 2
@1:20 the bike is raised upwards along the pole using the "lock" they invented.
thewritt 1 year ago
Say..how about if we provide the lamps itself with a lift, so the rider don't need to carry along a heavy stuff that can make him climb a pole for his OWN bike, and by this, every rider have a chance to uplift and secure his bike..so?
tiszavirag 1 year ago
brilliant- these need to be marketed!
MrTIEDUPINKNOTTS 1 year ago
Идея так себе...хотя руки у чувака явно из того места растут, из которого нужно.
bedlamtor 1 year ago
+ camera and more batteries = instant surveillance cam
mobcommand 1 year ago
That's THE IDEA!!!!!!!
HORGIK 1 year ago
praktisch und intelligent! :-))
filolofosthess 1 year ago 2
what if someone parked beneath me!
BnSuItan 1 year ago 83
@BnSuItan Just climb on the dimwit's car to retrieve your bike?
xchopp 4 months ago
Τόσο μεγάλη Βλακεία δεν έχω ξαναδεί.....!! Καλύτερα να εξημέρωνε ένα λιοντάρι, και να το έπερνε πάντα μαζί, να το έβαζε να φυλάει το ποδήλατο...!! να δούμε ποιος θα πλησίαζε..........!!!
abelhatzis 1 year ago
1:07 Min. Das isn Orgasmus is das ey... das is voll geil xDDie sind einfach nur stoned die Typen, aber ich finds geil. Weitermachen!!!!
ohrperle 1 year ago
A Bike placed like this would only challenge me to destroy it somehow...
BurnSchulz 1 year ago 4
Sooo If my batteries Die then I have to be the one climing the pole to get it and it looks like I'm taking my own bike. hahah
TheVolcomeStone 1 year ago 2
OVERKILL.
divinegod102 1 year ago
Vety very awesome and marketable idea
SailMeAway21 1 year ago
This video would be awesome if they cut out 1:30 of it
alienkid 1 year ago 2
Battery runs out - it can has a backup battery combined with a simple cellular phone unit that sends you a text: replace main battery within 2 hours or you can call fire department.
Preventing another lock on the same pole: every unit transmits a radio signal within about 10m that makes the other inactive. So, the other one can't lift his / her bike.
Any other problem? :)
darkarchon78 1 year ago 2
@darkarchon78 yes. The price. :) I don't want this thing to cost as several bikes :)
shadowrunner3k 1 year ago 2
@darkarchon78 all that for a bicycle? people these days cant even afford an alarm system in their own car.
And why go through so much hassle for a bicycle? If this was to go on market, this would be worth then my bicycle!
I would steal the locking mechanism itself, unless they make a locking system for the locking system itself. Lols.
Just saying.
Endlessx87 1 year ago
@Endlessx87 yeah all that for a bike. lots of people choose NOT to drive/own a car, because bikes are more efficient, and are easier to park. so they might be able to afford a lot of things, and may have a very expensive bike (or one with sentimental value, etc.) although i don't think i would choose this lock for my bike, i definately would spend a somewhat large amount of money on a lock.
MrFuznubz 1 year ago
He can speak English, when he wants to.
caturn88 1 year ago
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Everyone moaning about what happens when the battery runs out. Well, on the way down you have gravity on your side. Just reverse the polarity and make it *charge* the batteries on the way down.
geospacedman 1 year ago
Everyone moaning about what happens when the battery runs out. Well, on the way down you have gravity on your side. Just reverse the polarity and make it *charge* the batteries on the way down.
geospacedman 1 year ago
@geospacedman
reverse the polarity, lol
Flybane 1 year ago
very smart :)
TheUltraDude 1 year ago
what happen when you put it on up there, then suddenly your battery is out ~ =P
wan1912 1 year ago
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nazis sind fickfrosch wo lutschen voll ihre minipimmels!
NAZIS VERBRÄNNEN!
Nazisvergasen 1 year ago
Where can I buy one?
Thomas27Mytube 1 year ago
very cleaver...
lanimal2 1 year ago
absolut nice :D
TAVIDandFRIENDS 1 year ago
Perfect!!!
spectator1034 1 year ago
This is exactly why they lost the war
FrozenTits 1 year ago
@FrozenTits Hitler was the reason they lost the war. If he had left it to these guys würden wir alle sprechen Deutsch jetzt.
eldospinks 1 year ago
@FrozenTits Lol!
Metalmiltia 1 year ago
battery die cant get down lol
RandomBakaxD 1 year ago
German Engineering
MrWinAlot 1 year ago
@MrWinAlot Yes- overly complex, bonus failure modes, but looks damn cool.
rocketplumber 1 year ago
And then the battery died.......
Endlessx87 1 year ago 88
@Endlessx87 haha thats what i was thinkin too
yummsqi 1 year ago
@Endlessx87 use tarsan style!! wow
vertutoriales 1 year ago
moc komplikovane
profistyles 1 year ago
rauf, runter, DISCO! :D
Hardstylomatic 1 year ago
браво! Снять вел со столба минутное дело. А если вдруг сильный ветер?
Ari5700 1 year ago
Did you hear him? "Off, On, Disco" . Buying this shit for Disco.
Kz3r0 1 year ago
i was so surprised to hear him say "precision....engineering"!no accent at all for a german!
monkeycars911 1 year ago 3
@monkeycars911 that is all they're used to saying with all the Fine Luxurious Cars they make... lol
Endlessx87 1 year ago
genius
athene2004 1 year ago
Gesamtpreis inkl. MwSt. € 752,31
kk.. thx..
SlaineVanKyrane 1 year ago
good idea! =)
og882001 1 year ago
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This is useless....niggas can climb.
Daemonheart 1 year ago
where i can find column to this diameter?)) many different diameters...
DalnoboyRus 1 year ago
666'th person to like this video, sweeeeeeet!
LazelDazel 1 year ago
А такую же фигню для машин можно сделать ?
dedakoma 1 year ago
battery dies while its up there?
beenthere888 1 year ago
i dont think they know that black people can jump pretty high. i would still lock it up.
WhiteGravey 1 year ago
you know someone knows what hes doing when the only english he can say is "precision engineering"
beemaster69 1 year ago
@beemaster69 it was ironic, when he said that
kOepi1234 1 year ago
@acusher just lower it right before it touches the one below?
just my two cents.
orangeshinn 1 year ago
I would rather let someone steal my bike, then have clamps activate and clamp around the robbers ankles so he will NEVER be able to stop
xxxlxt 1 year ago
Precision engineering
erg0207 1 year ago
WOW.
ShadowR27 1 year ago
Easy way to get the bike down. A Telescope Pole with a hook to un-latch the latch ;)
RazsterTW 1 year ago
SIMPLEMENTE NOTABLE YO QUIERO UNO
covalle 1 year ago
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smesching 1 year ago
Bike thieves operate on the motif that their crime is called out, or even detected, when it's too late. Seeing someone with a ladder trying to grab a bike is obviously a bigger alarm. It's fucking big and heavy though. An intuitive yet impractical product unless it's developed further.
DeeStylistic 1 year ago
and where does the delievery go if your chromebag is filled with the lock? fucking hipster..... -.-
joooojoooo 1 year ago
Put a hook on that thing and you can give somebody an awful wedgie
TheGhostOfHumanLogic 1 year ago
fuckin' rad! this would work in Seattle.
velocio 1 year ago 4
Will it hold a delivery tricycle?
bionominaal 1 year ago
A briliant idea :D But in The Netherlands the most lampposts are getting smaller while your bike rises. What about that?
JoostyBoy 1 year ago
any ladder in this world can counter this thing.
Erzkreutz 1 year ago
@Erzkreutz but if you trying to steal it then i think people are going to notice you on a freaking ladder trying to break the lock
EliteWarfare 1 year ago 2
@Erzkreutz How many bike thieves have you heard of that carries a ladder with them?
RKN1991 1 year ago 4
The idea of having a "robot" crawling up the post is not new!
I have seen robots with same Technology painting lampposts.
However! Some fun idea.
Erling3 1 year ago
Die Idee erinnert mich stark an die Designstudie BEAR von Jan Ott. War damals, so etwa 2005, irgendein Beitrag eines Designwettbewerbes ...
Aber geiles Teil, respekt...
xxxWMOExxx 1 year ago
Would be a nice idea for hanging flags on a flagpole and secure that flags from beeing stolen.
elpresley 1 year ago
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