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  • Was that a little bit....slangy? It's kinda like (and not trying to be racist) a white person acting ghetto?

  • fucking retarded video >:-(

  • C A N C E R

  • brb was funny

  • lol this is hilarious

  • I watched 10 seconds and there goes half of my brain cells, thanks for making me a retard you most unhumerous king of faggotry. :|

  • Congratulations on entering history as a textbook example of Anti-Lulz. And by textbook, I mean Encyclopedia Dramatica.

  • I recall myself dying when I last saw this years ago. I just watched it again. I'm dead again.

  • @angrytothebirds This was machinima when it wasn't faggoty CoD kills that no-one cares about.

  • Keep pressing 3 ;)

  • I'm going to fucking kill someone.

  • I remember when THIS was machinima. Not fcking COD gameplays.

  • @darkshadower790 when Machinima didn't blow.

  • @VoorkJTV Exactly my friend :)

  • .......Da Fuck.....did I just watch.......

  • I'm dead inside because of this video.

  • What the fuck

    I didn't laugh once, this only made me angry

  • This is about as funny as a concentration camp.

  • This...this is supposed to be unfunny, yes?

  • Guys, GTFO. This is cool

  • LOLOLOLOLOLOL i love l33t str33t

  • You Have a Preety Cool Video Here i've got in 7.000.000.000$ off of the chet

  • angry face(>:( | ),OMG,RTF,ROFLcopter,LOLerskat­es,BTW,OMGZORROR,grap3es,WTFBB­Q,W00T, Ke Ke Ke Ke,jajajajaja,BRB! HAHA those were the only things that made me laugh!!

  • I can't get the harsh comments..

    I like it?

  • I think i just got cancer...

  • NOOOOOOO!!!!, it is...it is wrong, IT IS WRONG!!! bargh-burghburgh, please make it stop

  • if you hate it why are you watching/commenting?

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  • *mind explodes*

  • Oh please lighten up. You kids are just mad that your "secret online language" is being used by others.

  • @northandover It's not a secret, everyone uses it. This is just fucking terrible.

  • I disliked when she said soi soi soi soi. That was a bit gay.

  • SOME ONE FUCKING DELETE THIS SHIT FROM THE INTERNET NOW

  • this video reeks of newfag

  • newfags

  • Fail video is fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail fail.

  • I would have carpal tunnel if I spammed the dislike button as much as I hated this.

  • ANTI-LULZ

  • Encyclopedia Dramatica > Wikipedia

  • This was a sequel? People saw another iteration of this...and wanted more? Absolute definition of anti-lulz.

  • oh holy fuck so much frunz

  • OMGZORRO!

  • hahahahahaah

  • "OMGZORRO!!1"

  • It stings, like a thousand cocks to the anus.

  • awful

  • MY EYES MY EYES... THE FRUNZ IT BURNS

  • fucking anti-lulz how about you become an heros just for our lulz

  • I'm glad this came with an ad. It gave me enough time to get the fuck away from... this sickening compilation of anti-lulz.

  • 0:57 ! lmao.

  • wen the guy said >:( hes just mad becuz this video suxx!!!!!!

  • If there's a funny part to this, I'm still waiting.

  • THIS IS ANTI-LULZ!!!11!!1!!11111!

  • o.o

  • >:( angry face 

  • This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen. I hope the people that made this get cancer.

  • @BTL256

    riveting tale chap

  • I may be killed for this, but the f@1l l337 guy kinda looks like Gordon Freeman.

  • I actually laughed out loud! LOL! xD

  • OMGWTFBBQ REMEMBER RULES #1 & #2 FFS!!!!

  • angry face! lol

  • thanks for pointing this out. Those of you who text or type like that. Let this be a lesson, you sound like an idiot.

  • That shit's anti-lulz.

  • Made me vomit.

  • I can't dislike hard enough.

  • ..k

  • This really is the epitome of anti lulz.. honestly.. I have fucking cancer and aids now.

  • @klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls This video is 4 years old

  • @klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls but i bet you gonna die of diabetis.

  • @klsjafksjdfklsdfjkls u shud see a docter bout tht

  • Take the sound off.You'll love it :D Thumbs up so other people can see it :D

  • good job :D

  • I Can Hazcheez burger u know it ive got everything im even making hot your them man now dog WOOOT Kekeke Jajajaaja

  • that made me feel sick

  • (cont'd) master of a video game is nothing to brag about after the age of 12. If you think your big talk is impressing anyone, you're both idiots. And being a girl myself, I can say with complete certainty that neither of you has a "smoking hot girlfriend" because bragging about your rad gaming skills to random You Tubers is highly unattractive. (Remember, beauty is only skin deep.) So how about you both shut up, because no one will want to be your friends if this is what you do in your spare t

  • @Quaxo123 says you, posting essays on male ugliness on youtube

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    @TylerRVP

    You guys both make me want to punch you in the faces. Your casual use of gay jokes and overdose of swearing are not only offensive but just plain disgusting. It's people like you that come on here and try to prove your manliness with raunchy language and references. How about you talk out your differences like normal, civilized humans, instead of arguing about a pointless game? You're both idiots if you think your big talk impresses people on here.

    And FYI, being a maste

  • I can has cheeseburger

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    Typical 9 year old.

    LOL IMMA KIL U IN XBAWKS LIVE BRING IT BITCH IM CLAN LEADER!!!!1

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    @TylerRVG

    The only thing funny about this is the fact that you two faggots are having a fight on a youtube video :D Well Done!

  • @ParaziteCity i agree, when flame wars begin, they are stupid. why argue over some fact that someone disagrees with?

  • Epic lolzorro!! XD

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    By now I'm hoping you would have at least realised how stupid you look. Just be a man for once and stop looking stupid in front of everyone.

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    5). So yeah, what if I am a troll? Haven't you ever heard the phrase "Don't feed the troll"? Because you are doing that, I am doing my job well, and therefore i'm winning.

    6). "kall me karnage" is a shit name, fag, lol.

    7). FANBOYISM. By now I have realised that even if I realy am a sony fanboy (which is not possible because I don't have a ps3) you are an Xbox fanboy. as long as you are there sitting down sucking microsoft's tiny hairy decaying cock, I just don't care.

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    D: No, my good freind. Gay jokes are not immature.

    E: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and apparently I'm still a sony fanboy. Does anything get into your head!?

    F: You don't listen. I said that because of how immature you sound, you are even younger than 9, and I estimated about 7. You are just dumb.

    G: Yes, my good freind, you were proposing to an rl fight. I just saw you there.

    H: Heh, you did use gamer stereotypes. And I quote: "You fail and halo and will never experiance sex"

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    C: oh. My. GOD. For the last time, I don't give 2 flying heavy shits about your pathetic "Ubah skillz" in EX-BAWKS LIEV. You are so stupid, I'm actualy crying with laughter. You should create sit-coms. and btw, real men settle their differences outside of games. People who settle their differences INSIDE games are just too sad. If I wanted to fight someone, I wouldn't say "OI, CUM PLAIGH A GAIM WIT ME IN COCK OF DUTY MODERN WARFUCK."

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    2). MORE STUPIDITY. Oh boy, this is going to be long, because all of your responses right there have at least one realy stupid thing about them, so I'm going to put them into seperate sections:

    A: You actually believe the advise given by T2 and Hysteria. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, you are so sad.

    B: You STILL belive mom jokes are offensive. In fact, if you think mom jokes are so offensive, then why not make all your responses mom jokes. I can't wait, man.

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    you are going to end up with annon making another encyclopedia dramatica article on you because of how dumb you look. Ok, here goes:

    1). MORE LIEING. I am seriously laughing my arse off at this. "tell that to my hot girlfreind"? Yeah right. She is probbly fat and ginger. So go on then, if your girlfreind is so hot (and that is- if you EVEN HAVE ONE) then why not send a picture. And by that, I mean one that you didn't find on google images, a real one. No pics, no chicks, man.

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    you still can't get it into your ever-so-tiny little brain yet, and you are even taking it as an insult, so you use all the bad comebacks in the book, most of them are always last resorts for people who are loosing arguments, and act like you are winning. But, because it has to be done, I am (once again) going to create a well thought out list of reasons why you should shut the fuck up right now. Seriously man, if you carry on like this,

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    Oh for fucks sake, do I have to make a realy long list of the reasons why you are so fucking pathetic? Seriously now, I feel like I'm argueing with a brick wall that has some really bad cusses on it. All you aver do is throw (realy bad) insults at me, and act like you are so cool you deserve a fucking medal. Grow up dude. And also, you STILL havent realised all I'm doing is warning you about how much of a fucking idiot you look like, but being the faggy little kid you are,

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    Yeah, it seems you have advised me not to use gamer stereotypes, then you used them yourself. You are an idiot. AND you have propsoed to have a fight in-game. When will you pathetic autistic nerds ever learn I just don't give a shit. I clearly wasn't trying to show you I am THA FUKIN BEST AT EFRYTHING< N IM SOO L337 N SHIT, I was pointing out hpw wrong you are.

    Now, i could stay here all day explaining how much of an idiot you are, but I think by now you have gotten the point.

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    but, being the pathetic 7 yr old halo fanboy you are, you don't have a fucking clue. Now let us move on to more points, yah? You are proposing an rl fight. You are lieing. If you were going to fight me in rl, you would send me an adress, not wait for me to send you mine. You are being what we intelegable people like to call "an internet tough guy", and one who fails at being tough btw. And on a side note, I don't care. I could fight you fucking anytime I want, but you offered.

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    Infact, people who do mom jokes are people who can't win arguments, so they use them as a last resort. The last time I did a mom joke was when I was fucking 12. Anyway, after confirming I don't have a playstation, or care about one, you still think I'm taking sides. This prooves that you are too immature to realise I don't give a fuck about any console wars, and I wouldn't give a shit anyway. (cont...)

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    (cont...) I'm going to still assume you are 9 years old. In fact, you seem even younger now I have read that. But more to the point, you just made a mom joke. HOHO, I@M SO FUCKING OFFENDED, OH GOT< GET ME A TISSUE, I@M CRYING MY FUCKING SKULL OUT HERE, HELP MEH NAO!!!!111ONE!!ELEVEN. Seriously man, grow up. Mom jokes are very old and un-offensive. Only little kids who can't takr jokes find them offensive. I find them funny actualy. (cont...)

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    But seriously, dude, chill the fuck out. There is a difference between starting a fight, and carefully explaining why the other person is wrong. xX Xx does not make you hard. Noone gives a flying shit. If I looked at your name, and thought you were hard, I wouldn't have even said anything. Now because you disregarded most of my points, STILL act like MLG is a real sport, and show you have absolutely no sense of direction when trying to argue, (cont...)

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    DAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA­H... Oh god man, you crack me up.

    Seriously man, I almost choked after reading that.

    You are a funny guy.

  • pure frunz

  • that was fucking horrible

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    And on a final note, your name has xX Xx in it. People with that in their names are stupid noobs with no actual knowledge of games, and so noone is going to take your advice.

    There, is that enough points to make you shut the fuck up yet?

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    (continued from last post) Now, before you go ahead and whine about how much I "stick my cock inside the smallest hole in a ps3 and jizz in it after 2 seconds of jacking off" or some shit like that, please remember I don't have a ps3. i have a 360, but I'm honestly not going to play along with the shitty trend of dumb kids compairing the two, and using them as the basis if fights just because they can't afford both. Unlike you.

  • @xXSimonJCPXx

    CRY SUM MOOOORE. Halo is rubbish. An mlg sport is not a real sport, as not only is mlg a buch of 9 yr old elitist little kids that don't understand the concept of "fun" so they take the game too fucking seriously, and cry when they lose. These sort of kids end up growing up to be fatass geeks who have no friends, and hang oyt in their mother's basement 24/7. In fact, if MLG counted as a real sport, then EVERY FUCKING GAME IN THE WORLD would have their own sport is some way.

  • WOW SO FUNNY

  • Ke ke ke ke!

    Jajajajaja!

  • @xXSimonJCPXx If the definition of a Modern FPS is a newbie game, shitty graphics, auto-aim and a broken story, then count me out. I don't even own the ps3 and MLG does other games like starcraft 2,etc

    Cool guys debate about halo? You mean a bunch of 12 year olds crying over the rocket launcher. How can Halo be a great game if there are no dedicated servers, native 1080P,etc

    The game is bland, and should go back to 1998 because that is how well it has progressed.

  • This is fucking disgusting ... really ... makes me want to leave internets forever

  • @xXSimonJCPXx Halo is the epitome of faggotry anything related to halo is faggotry.

  • o.o .. no comment.

  • It was Haxed!! XD

  • Thumbs up if you DONT like this.....no offence

  • This is actually kind of unfunny...

  • this is like aids for the eyes

  • Go choke on a dick -.-

  • Thumbs up if you saw this on Encyclopedia Dramatica.

  • @MerryMichaelmas Only reason I came here, sweetheart.

  • @BAB13100 Lol nice, I didn't even know I was up there on the highest rated comments. Yay.

  • This is the saddest piece of crap machinima I have ever seen.

  • just wow.

  • This... hurts

  • I don't get it...

  • LOLZ!!

  • this is the lamest thing ive ever seen

  • Woah! There was just 1337 dislikes! Whoops, make that 1338, I just pressed dislike.

  • cancer

  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!

  • its sooo boring

  • *sigh* FFS

  • WTF...best text talk EVER!

  • OMGZORRO!!1 L00k @ this!

  • what the cock is this shit

  • @xXSimonJCPXx you should respect people's opinions. I like arby n the chief but I don't go around calling all the people who dont like it fags now do I? Same with anything. Like sausages for instance. I like sausages. Vegetarians dont. Do I call vegetarians fags? No. So the moral of the story is be nice to vegetarians. Oh no wait! I mean the moral of the story is respect people's opinions...

  • absolute shit. not funny at all.

  • @brmonkey

    but could you do better

  • @danish211 If I had the programs needed and the time then yes I could.

  • LOL!

  • This was a laugh riot from the very beggining ROFL

  • This is cute

  • no. no. no. absolutely not.

  • what.. i, i didnt even....

  • hahah FAIL!

  • Lol awesome!

  • LULZ WTF

  • .....ugh

  • shoop da whoop

  • Fail machinima is fail.

  • No... just, no.

  • Uhhh... O_o.. I regret clicking this, *scream and run* -_-

  • too many old memes

  • What's worse-

    How lame this video is? Or the amount of people who are commenting exactly what ED said in the article? All very pathetic.

  • 1300 dislikes so there are 1300 n00bz

  • @viktor1841 Or 1,300 people who are older than the age of 13 and understand that this video fucking sucks.

  • angry face! 

  • angry face! 

  • what the fucking hell?? xD

  • OMGZORRO, look @ this!

  • stupid

  • wow so much fail

  • this is an example of how memes shouldn't be used

  • bring the lulz turtle right now

  • I'm gonna kill you so hard you'll die to death. :|

  • soi-soi-soi-soi.

  • lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lo­l>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>­lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lo­l>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>­lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lo­l>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>­lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lo­l>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>­lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lo­l>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>­lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lo­l>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>lol>­lol>lol>

  • This fucking shit sucks so much fucking shit that it fucking shits shit

  • ANTI LULZ!!!!!!!

  • anti..... LULZ!!! IT BURNS!!!

  • whoever made this can go an hero

    total faggotory

  • I will have to remove my eyes, strap them up onto a turtle and launch them in space so I may never see this again.

  • Anti-lulz.

  • lmao nice video

  • damn i would have done something else instead of watching this shit...

  • "ANGRY FACE"

  • KILL THE ANTI-LULZ

  • oh my god this is so retarded die in a fire

  • OMGAZORRO