Why Everyone Should Be Able to Get Married

[clockp]

It would suck to be his wife, period. men are pathetic ha!

[fogswaldo]

I never laughed once!

[bachelordan0470]

There are things are very bad. Infidelity towards men, lesbianism, domestic violence against men, etc. If the women in america treated men right with respect, if they become attracted to men, if things were going right for men; men should not have been gay now.

[DuchessofMilton]

@bachelordan0470 I'm betting you're single.

[bachelordan0470]

@DuchessofMilton

You're right. I am single.

[strawberryfields0010]

ya guys. pick up a friggin love sorbet for molly and edna.

[treypol]

Youre a straight white guy? BS YOU'RE SO GAY. even gayer is when white people degrade themselves by telling everyone theyre a stupid lame white guy. Totally dbl reverse dbl racism. Babbleing attention seeking bore fest. Comedian faggot.

[onyxman8]

Thanks for this! :)

[artevie203]

@bachelordan0470 Thank God for that!

[DJGabeSills]

@bachelordan0470 Yeah. Not all of us are Christian. D'oh!

[FluorescentHearts]

''Put down your hate sword. Pick up a love...sorbet.''

[marksgalaxytab]

Dude, You literally grew a five o'clock shadow DURING this video! You hairy man-beast!

[FUTUREOFPASSE]

I'm at 3 minutes, when does the rambling stop?

[fokakmeny89]

your gay.

[SNAZZYxCO]

@fokakmeny89 ***YOU'RE stupid

[pawnfish]

Thanks to this video I'm now going to kill my girlfriend tomorrow instead of today.

[sarasnee7]

Hmmm.... I'll kill her tomorrow. :D

[moooskimo]

this was great. it's so nice to see someone speaking out for love and from a personal, real perspective instead of hiding behind politics and religion. i will gladly join the campaign that involves love sorbet. granted, i was already onboard. but the sorbet is definitely a plus!

[Tpepp08]

"Marriage" is not a religious term, right or tradition. What you are referring to is "Holy Matrimony". Nor is Holy Matrimony a legal term. People need to make clear in their manic minds the distinction between the two. Did not marriage exist long before the churches were founded? Why do the Christians believe the idea is exclusive to them? Or that they have somehow monopolized the market?

[dgallegos4201]

That's fuckin smart, call me ignorant when you're the one without a retort! And I'M the ignorant one? Fucking idiot.

[dgallegos4201]

I don't have gay friends or family so what? I don't get to have an opinion? Bullshit you dumb bitch! Marriage is NOT a right! That's why they have civil unions, plenty of str8 couples have civil unions, you don't hear them bitching! Fags and dykes getting married is an end to a societal institution and begins the decline of humanity.

[jenniferchocolat]

@dgallegos4201 ohhh ok so you are ignorant beyond belief. I get it now.

[corabainendean]

@dgallegos4201 Uhh.. Wasn't divorce the end of marriage as a societal institution? You fucking, fucking bigot.

[rken23]

@dgallegos4201 your an idiot

[theslyder]

@dgallegos4201

You did a pretty good job of illustrating how the anti-gay marriage is typically a pretty ignorant breed. How could allowing two people of the same gender marry each other begin the decline of humanity? Do you realize how absurd that sounds?

[dgallegos4201]

The thing is, everyone CAN get married. As long as it's between a man and a woman.

[nafester]

@dgallegos4201 A pointless and entirely arbitrary rule. There's absolutely no sane reason to prevent homosexual marriage. Not one.

[jenniferchocolat]

@dgallegos4201 you obviously don't have any gay friends or family members.

[glueyourfingers]

@dgallegos4201 So your ability to marry person A depends on your sex? That sounds pretty sexist.

[kenballer00]

nobody's forcing gays to deny their attractions or raiding gay marriages in churches. gays can freely express their feelings of love in a church and get all the benefits that come with marriage through civil unions down the future. however, as soon as you step outside the private realm of RELIGIOUS marriage and enter into the public sphere of CIVIL marriage, you are subject to the law and public opinion or vote because civil marriage is about public policy.

[abmindprof]

@kenballer00 uhm so?

[choklette]

I love you so much for not once referencing gay marriage as "two dudes getting married."

[MFCronan]

so why does the bible even say gay people aren't right?

[Dannycuk]

@MFCronan for the same reason it says

Don't cut your hair nor shave. (Leviticus 19:27)

Don't wear clothes made of more than one fabric (Leviticus 19:19)

The bible is a very confused book, if one were to take it all literally it would make life as we know it impossible....

Any person who curseth his mother or father, must be killed. (Leviticus 20:9)

Have you ever done that?

People who have flat noses, or are blind or lame, cannot go to an altar of God (Leviticus 21:17-18)

Nice book? Not!

[teedubb2010]

Gay or straight, marriage is dumb. Thats just my opinion. But really, who cares who marries who. If two dudes wanna do stuff to each others butt AAAAND get a joint health insurance, what do I care? ...... Well, I guess if given the opportunity, I'd marry Natalie Portman. Shes hot and has more money than me...so i'm covered. Wait...what are we talking about again? No...wait...I'd marry Daisy Lowe. awe yeeeeaaah.

[jackets1996]

Speaking of churches, I use to live in this semi-rural area & walked my dog all over the pretty open areas. He would always poop in the same flippin' spot. Suddenly they started building houses and crazy enough a big, unnecessarily expensive church right where he liked to poop. He was devistated. So now people consider it a holy place, sacred ground, speak in tongues there, whatever...and it's like my dog shit there everyday. Point is, a church is man made. The real church is in your heart. :)

[rabbitwho]

@jackets1996 Sir, I see your point, but my church was in my appendix.

[jackets1996]

Well said Rob. I would never date a girl name Edna though, weird. Anyboob, I'm a lesbian in love with the most amazing woman ever. In response to the below, I could care less about religion/church. Organized religion is the skid-mark of mankind. There's a loving supreme being, but not as man portrays. No church should be forced to marry anyone. Don't even call it marriage so long as we can reap the same civil benefits as everyone else. Churches are boring. I'd rather marry in a barn full of poop

[bondfool]

Oh, I thought Hayley from Pennsylvania was the teacher.

[kaellinn18]

Also, the government should not be allowed to force individual churches to perform gay marriage ceremonies, as that is just as unconstitutional. If your church won't marry you, go somewhere else. If no church will marry you, go to the courthouse. I honestly don't see what is so hard to figure out about this.

[kaellinn18]

@KevinKennedy214 I'm not sure if you're trolling or not. Your question could be legitimate, so I will err on the side of being polite.

The answer is neither. Marriage, as a civil contract, should be allowed between all people, regardless of sexual orientation. No religion should be required to honor this, and, honestly, if your religion doesn't honor your marriage, you might want to consider looking into another religion.

[KevinKennedy214]

@kaellinn18 It was a legitimate question. Those who support same-sex marriage, which I personally have no problem with, and those who oppose it both want the same thing: The government to define marriage. However, only the religions themselves have the right to define marriage the way they see fit.

[nafester]

@KevinKennedy214 The religions themselves have the right to define marriages as *they* see it, but that doesn't have to matter to the government. Marriage doesn't have to have anything to do with religion whatsoever.

[KevinKennedy214]

@nafester I see it the complete opposite. Government shouldn't be involved in marriage at all, as marriage is a religious institution.

[nafester]

I don't see any reason why marriage needs to be religious at all. As far as I'm concerned, marriage is about love and commitment between two adults, anything tacked on top of that is just fluff.

[duranguerra]

I have no idea what you just said because I was completely transfixed by your eyebrows the whole time.

[Marchije]

@duranguerra FTW! And I read this while watching the video and no I'm transfixed as well! Son of a...

[Gamescook]

@duranguerra And those are damn dreamy eyebrows, honey.

[Khyan1]

Beautifully put

[rfrankiel]

Your awkward rambling gives me hope, you beautiful creature! (You ... you 21st century Don Draper -- I can't be the first to suggest that!)

Here's to love sorbets! Amen, man!

[KevinKennedy214]

Do you agree that we should let the private religions define marriage for themselves, or do you think we should use the government to force religions to do marriages in a certain way?

[rabbitwho]

@KevinKennedy214 Well everybody should be allowed to do what they want as long as it doesn't hurt anyone or anything. Weddings in churches and married clergy is something for each religion religion to talk about among themselves, like what sorts of hats they should wear.

I feel bad for Christian gay people, especially in very devout areas. Hopefully they'll be accepted eventually. I can't do anything but accept them myself.

[jessielc]

*gets in line to sign up for the businessy type shit things.*

Thanks for the laugh. :)