I think mohamid and his friends should have been killed along time ago. You an american was cought in there country you woul be hung or worse without a trail . i know we should not lower are selfs to there level but shit. give them what they would give us no justice the y bomb us we talk instead of taking action they should get a taste of there own shit!
911 suspects ? if they are suspects then how did they get their hands on army planes with the newly limited edition pod complete with missile chamber and bucket seats. sorry to joke but a number of them have been found alive and Laden hasn't even got 911 on his list of offences. watch 911 blueprint for truth for some real facts
the chick is hot...now there is intelligence.omg people wake up..110 story towers don't pancake in 10 sec flat...read a book.and if they PULLED tower 7...how the fuck did they load it so fast you moron.
we know it was taken down by terrorists. its irrefutable. the question no one seems to care to ask, especially in the media, is who are the REAL terrorists. the 911 truthers believe its george bush and dick chainy, while others believe the story that was spilled and think it was osama or even saddam. but those people dont care to look at any hard facts, they think its their government they are supporting. its not. they are supporting the people that are destroying the government we hold so dear.
the trials haven't happened yet, and we don't know shit about what they did or didn't do. if this administration could invent so much stuff to pull the wool over the eyes of the public in its' first year, imagine what they can dream up in six!
So THIS is the how they throw BS news at teenagers...Keep watching Gnooze, then you will graduate to Fox News. Regardless, you will be anything but informed!
Grimster888, that's the beauty of YouTube. If you don't think the Gnooze is telling the whole story, you can make your own follow-up video and fill in the blanks. Good luck with that!
oh no? not another close encounter of the navy kind? *sigh* just like iranians have a right to wander around the ocean in speedboats! :) i must say, that russian bomber looks much better than the U2, nice job with the graphics :) & you did do a good job on the lingo, keep the tongue twisting going
Wed. early A.M. Update:;: Your # 1 in comp. for convention thing! You up 213 vs 92 votes on 2nd place dude!! good luck. "Marta and Mac." in 'O8!! We will start a write in drive. You way nicer than Hillary!:) aloha.
Went to vote for you but I cant be assed loging into another friggin thing, so although it counts for nothing here - I vote for you!. 5 stars, I love the Russian voice, weeery funny
Just don't try to make a point by spinning something into reality when it isn't. Hey, I'm all for bring anything to the "light" that should be known, but don't try to make news by creating something. Do you understand, or have you drank too much vodka? Just trying to make a point, LOL!
Great show! You are good at what you do girl. Thank God there are some smart people out there. I'm so sick of all the sheeple thinking that our government is protecting us. Wow, they found someone to take the blame for their lame 9/11 stunt. Poor guy...
A reminder. Project Breakout appears to allow 15 votes PER DAY. Which means the wave of us who voted yesterday can go back and vote again today, and all week in fact (she "wins" at the end of the week and then we don't have to vote again until the finals).
While it seems like Marta is overwhelmingly leading, I'd say its still probably a good idea to keep the support up throughout the week, just in case.
"Breaker 1-9" was a crackup! No evisceration will be required ... and the next time you play a fighter pilot, you'll score double points if you can work Tom Cruise into it. :)
So when is the Federal Government going to be charged for selling out America to illegal immigrants, outsourcing American jobs to foreign countries for dirt cheap slave labor to make corporations rich, and average hard working Americans poor? Let's not forget outright media censorship with certain presidential candidates.
Hello,Marta,you were # 1 at 7:48PM EST. I blew all of my daily votes. I don't understand why they give so many votes. As if there really was anyone to compare to you.
by the way, i'm going right now to vote for you on project breakout. which i'm unofficially naming, Project - Marta better freaking win. =] hope you win!
The GNOOZE is what the definition of infotainment SHOULD be. This is loads of fun to watch AND bringing this stuff up in AP government gets me extra credit, i love you Marta!!
Waterboarding is very useful. Otherwise we'd never gotten Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confess to being Jack the Ripper, having sunk the Titanic and being personally responsible for global warming ànd the extinction of the dinosaurs. ;)
Breaker 1-9. That bit was cool. I really thought you were flying... Hey let me go now, I've got to go for for you Marta!!!! You eyes were stunning today comrade.
That terrorist drink too many mojitos or what?! see his face!!, well that new plai from Russia its impresive really impresive (im taking a stealth rign now mmm),why always USA its terrific when see a new weapon from Russia,dont forget are only prototypes!! that thing fails to grown before lauch a missile!
Obviously if one has an army they can administer justice on anyone they want, for any reason they want. Look at this guy Khalid. He is clearly disheveled and pretty badly disheveled at that. He doesn't have a well tailored suit or uniform he has a hairsuit with a teashirt without a saying printed on it and an unhappy version of comb over hair. He is clearly not anchorman material. They probably irradidated his brain too. They got that know. It makes people act like in Iraq.
I know, right? And I thought it would be cute to name my next giraffe Boutros Boutros-Ghali, but I was already beat to the punch on the whole naming-your-African-animal-after-a-former-UN-Secretary-General thing.
marta your actually in competition with chris dodd in this contest. your fans won't let you down. your number 1 with a bullet. so here's an encouragement to all, vote and vote often.
From somewhere on the internet: "ENFPs have what some call a "silly switch." They can be intellectual, serious, all business for a while, but whenever they get the chance, they flip that switch and become CAPTAIN WILDCHILD. Sometimes they may even appear intoxicated when the "switch" is flipped."
Um, yeah. Also I get very bored very easily with routine. I'm totally ENFP. I think my strongest were E & N though, with the F & P being not too terribly strong over T & J respectively.
Of course Marta has my votes at that site. All 15 per day, or whatever the number is. I hardly even resented the registration process!!! To be frank, nobody else there even seemed all that interesting.
Marta: Whenever you wear that shirt, your male audience stops watching the Gnooze because they're too busy watching--
Anyway. Yes, I'm SO broken-hearted about waterboarding someone involved in murdering 3,000 people and destroying $40 billion in property. Because like most folks, I have no empathy for the victims and instead just want to feel good abut MYSELF by pretending I'm morally superior for not waterboarding! ;)
Seeing you as an Air Force pilot was cool. :D Can you land that thing now?
Thank you for the mMck Mood I'm a dinner jacket update,vis a vis his love of things that will glow in the dark.
For centuries.
I am glad the terror suspects will get a trial,and execution.We wouldn't want them to miss out on ALL that American justice can offer.
I do not mind the Russian bombers flying near the US. I will give our Air Force pilots something to aim at,since flocks of seagulls are getting harder to find...
I've butchered Aussie before in one or two episodes... and though I'm not so sure, people say my Brit voice is quite good. Some voices (like Ahmadinejad) I don't even try for because I know it will be horrific. :) Perhaps in time...
You are # 1 for that contest!(Tues.early A.M.) You would be the Best! You better start gearing up Marta! We 'Voters' will be waiting for your insane best!! give em' hell. But be kind of nice to McCain if possible. The 'Mart is back'! McCain & Marta in '08 !
I would like to see the this terrorists tryed on live tv and also questioned on live tv but thats not gonna happen because Bush and many others are total Douchebag!
You keep getting better Marta! The Iranian whosedinkle was classified info. how you know that? ah, must have been that waterboarding you did ! lol. Great pilot FX too! Will vote for you for national convention gig. Aloha.
I work nights. I'm always up at this time. Do you always post so late--from what time zone? Just curious if you sleep (not stalking). I've never been anybody's twelfth view before. I'm a fan; wish you the best.
you`re a doll and funny!
SuperOldsmobile1 6 months ago
I think mohamid and his friends should have been killed along time ago. You an american was cought in there country you woul be hung or worse without a trail . i know we should not lower are selfs to there level but shit. give them what they would give us no justice the y bomb us we talk instead of taking action they should get a taste of there own shit!
REVENGE10001 2 years ago
911 suspects ? if they are suspects then how did they get their hands on army planes with the newly limited edition pod complete with missile chamber and bucket seats. sorry to joke but a number of them have been found alive and Laden hasn't even got 911 on his list of offences. watch 911 blueprint for truth for some real facts
dvalentino007 3 years ago
1:16 is classic.
generaleskimo 3 years ago
911 wasnt an inside job u fucking retard. also the blonde chick is hot!!
bojangelswc 3 years ago
Will you shut your cunt,braindead cocksucker?
911 was an inside job.There were no planes.
machfron 3 years ago
the chick is hot...now there is intelligence.omg people wake up..110 story towers don't pancake in 10 sec flat...read a book.and if they PULLED tower 7...how the fuck did they load it so fast you moron.
optimusprimus1971 2 years ago
911 was an inside job.There were no planes.Watch 911 Taboo and September Clues 2008.
machfron 3 years ago
there were planes lol they were just cargo planes
micklfc2008 3 years ago
I love it!
unrealcloudy 3 years ago
god dam i hate this kind of american....
nobler55 3 years ago
yeh but a blonde pimp on tv...really gna take her seriously!
DemmiV 3 years ago
we know it was taken down by terrorists. its irrefutable. the question no one seems to care to ask, especially in the media, is who are the REAL terrorists. the 911 truthers believe its george bush and dick chainy, while others believe the story that was spilled and think it was osama or even saddam. but those people dont care to look at any hard facts, they think its their government they are supporting. its not. they are supporting the people that are destroying the government we hold so dear.
notarecordplayer 3 years ago
really?
TheRedneckJunkie 2 years ago
Ill do her
iamempoy 3 years ago
my God we gave the world to a bunch of ignorant spoiled children ran by Israel
swordpeak 3 years ago
i think you are cute, smart and beautifull....
rhlayaz 4 years ago 3
Man, what is up with russia COME on NOW I should go back and make it all right ;)
olgakay 4 years ago
Marta I think you're sort of awesome... you got my vote
nocafeine 4 years ago 3
the trials haven't happened yet, and we don't know shit about what they did or didn't do. if this administration could invent so much stuff to pull the wool over the eyes of the public in its' first year, imagine what they can dream up in six!
ho2cultcha 4 years ago
LOVE THE NEW INTRO~
halizzle 4 years ago
I put this one in my favs. Good luck with the job, I will now go vote. Love the production of this one.
Ick69 4 years ago
So THIS is the how they throw BS news at teenagers...Keep watching Gnooze, then you will graduate to Fox News. Regardless, you will be anything but informed!
grimster888 4 years ago
Grimster888, that's the beauty of YouTube. If you don't think the Gnooze is telling the whole story, you can make your own follow-up video and fill in the blanks. Good luck with that!
CommentorX 4 years ago
oh no? not another close encounter of the navy kind? *sigh* just like iranians have a right to wander around the ocean in speedboats! :) i must say, that russian bomber looks much better than the U2, nice job with the graphics :) & you did do a good job on the lingo, keep the tongue twisting going
squishydemon 4 years ago
Shes HOT i see her mouth moving and dreaming
Docthewrench 4 years ago
(SLAP FIVE)
jonahdabona 4 years ago 2
Hi!
I like the T-shirt you are wearing in this video! but in black!
mostradicalmanever 4 years ago 2
I want you to win!!!! You are one of the best channels ever even though you are a partner :D Its ok..but you also really ROCK!!!
AlterEgoTrip 4 years ago
Yay!! I'm gonna be able to keep up with the Gnooze from England! Good luck on the project breakout thing :)
positronicpathways 4 years ago
Wed. early A.M. Update:;: Your # 1 in comp. for convention thing! You up 213 vs 92 votes on 2nd place dude!! good luck. "Marta and Mac." in 'O8!! We will start a write in drive. You way nicer than Hillary!:) aloha.
merickinhawaii 4 years ago
See the Padilla trial and the farce trial before this one. Ignorant as always. Love ya.
J1Goro 4 years ago
Went to vote for you but I cant be assed loging into another friggin thing, so although it counts for nothing here - I vote for you!. 5 stars, I love the Russian voice, weeery funny
specialmousenz 4 years ago 2
Just don't try to make a point by spinning something into reality when it isn't. Hey, I'm all for bring anything to the "light" that should be known, but don't try to make news by creating something. Do you understand, or have you drank too much vodka? Just trying to make a point, LOL!
claymoore172 4 years ago
Great show! You are good at what you do girl. Thank God there are some smart people out there. I'm so sick of all the sheeple thinking that our government is protecting us. Wow, they found someone to take the blame for their lame 9/11 stunt. Poor guy...
Maralyssa 4 years ago
Hey...you, look.....let's just drink some Wodka.... and vatch the glo from the Iranian Povwrplant! exciting yes!
UnderseaCaveman 4 years ago
they shouldn't have allowed the bombers to get that close
acakris 4 years ago
hurray, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad AND Wodka!
CallMeNiel 4 years ago
A reminder. Project Breakout appears to allow 15 votes PER DAY. Which means the wave of us who voted yesterday can go back and vote again today, and all week in fact (she "wins" at the end of the week and then we don't have to vote again until the finals).
While it seems like Marta is overwhelmingly leading, I'd say its still probably a good idea to keep the support up throughout the week, just in case.
WileyCoyote69 4 years ago
Al right
justplayman 4 years ago
"Breaker 1-9" was a crackup! No evisceration will be required ... and the next time you play a fighter pilot, you'll score double points if you can work Tom Cruise into it. :)
mysticfm 4 years ago
I think you completely suck.
You jokes are sOooOOOOooo mainstream media garbage.
LayneRoxxx 4 years ago
This, after the NYTimes, is my best media moment of the day.
monk4491 4 years ago
Yes, she has it down.
I've watched several of her videos & have now cancelled my cable.
She gives you all the news you need to know!
DillonX 4 years ago
who do you want for president 2008? please reply!!!!!! i am taking a vote to see who youtube wants for president!
funbub 4 years ago
Voltaire.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 4 years ago
She's not going to answer that, funbub. Jokes or not, disgust at mainstream media or not, she still considers herself a journalist.
WileyCoyote69 4 years ago
I went and voted for you! by the way your videos are sweet!
funbub 4 years ago
So when is the Federal Government going to be charged for selling out America to illegal immigrants, outsourcing American jobs to foreign countries for dirt cheap slave labor to make corporations rich, and average hard working Americans poor? Let's not forget outright media censorship with certain presidential candidates.
One Nation Under Evil - In Corruption We Trust
moparmuscle1970 4 years ago
Hi Emily Watson
birhan2006 4 years ago
lolol @ inside the jet. & "hallo! We were just coming to say 'Hallo friend!'" lol... Excellent!!
I voted for you 15 times on project breakout. ;D
scottmhoward 4 years ago
If I order "Waterboard Bear" from Vermont Teddy Bear, will I get it in time for Valentine's Day? voted!
sLeepPastNooN 4 years ago
What's the frequency,Kenneth?
Blargaldalien 4 years ago
Look Dan, we can't be arsed to beam your arse up out of trouble if you can't be arsed to adjust your equipment BEFORE you leave the mothership.
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 4 years ago
Hello,Marta,you were # 1 at 7:48PM EST. I blew all of my daily votes. I don't understand why they give so many votes. As if there really was anyone to compare to you.
Blargaldalien 4 years ago
I like the show, but the sudden "and ... that's the gnooze" is quite jarring. a smoother, less jarring segue would be better IMO.
norbu2006 4 years ago
cool and cute is there a better combination?
Loves your work lady!
JONBOMBED 4 years ago
why relive the pain of that teddy in this episode =(
YouWish8 4 years ago
Thats was great!
StuffMcB 4 years ago
You were never in the Air Force???
No!!!!!!! Get Outa here!!!!
I thought since you were blonde you must have had a lot of air time!!! LOL!!!
What if Iran discovered fusion energy??? Boy would the U.S. be pooping bricks!!!! LOL!!!
Great video!!!
As usual!!
proffmongo 4 years ago
I want to watch an animated film about russia where you do all the voices.
pyrrho314 4 years ago
by the way, i'm going right now to vote for you on project breakout. which i'm unofficially naming, Project - Marta better freaking win. =] hope you win!
Howitzer190 4 years ago
The GNOOZE is what the definition of infotainment SHOULD be. This is loads of fun to watch AND bringing this stuff up in AP government gets me extra credit, i love you Marta!!
Howitzer190 4 years ago
I was happy to see the headline myself. :)
gnooze 4 years ago
Just voted 15 times on Political Pundit. I'll be sure to vote tomorrow.
cherryyiicee 4 years ago
Haha..What happened to Osama? Ohh, nevermind. These guys had nothing to do with 9/11. Love your gnooze!
eekdog2005 4 years ago
The government AND the media? I knew there was something suspicous when NBC bought those Tomahawk missles.
Darn those multi-national conglomorate new world order fiends.
Silntthnkr 4 years ago
the TRUE terrorists have not been charged
these are just patsys
its almost been 7 years since 9/11
not all the info came out
the so called "oficial evidence" is far from convincing
and the whole story breaks laws of physics and simple logic
WE NEED A REAL INVESTIGATION
yayarea41507 4 years ago
Absolutely I'll go vote for you, You're Awesome! Love your show - excellent work Marta. Go Gnooze!
PsyogiBottoms 4 years ago
I don't watch the news.
Because I watch the Gnooze!.. (of course, the G is silent)
Yes, I'm a Marta Costello fan :D
1ozcan 4 years ago
Well, Marta, you're holding first so far. I'll wait a little while and then go back and vote another 20 times. :-P
That Iranian Whoozadinkle won't work properly without a muffler bearing. I wonder if they know that...
I do hope you found the eject button in the cockpit soon enough. It sounded like you were almost out of fuel.
Moosie
anmoose 4 years ago
Hey. Love the show. Subscribed a while ago and love the impressions. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad jingle rocks!
dicktaxi 4 years ago 2
Apparently, after Star-wars, Chewbacca went on to pursue a career in international terrorism.
Why does the good always turn bad? First Anakin and now Chewie. Why oh why?
commanderspiff 4 years ago
Waterboarding is very useful. Otherwise we'd never gotten Khalid Sheikh Mohammed confess to being Jack the Ripper, having sunk the Titanic and being personally responsible for global warming ànd the extinction of the dinosaurs. ;)
Bunch of votes coming your way Marta!
Northern5tar 4 years ago
Breaker 1-9. That bit was cool. I really thought you were flying... Hey let me go now, I've got to go for for you Marta!!!! You eyes were stunning today comrade.
Trauma
HarleyDrider 4 years ago
Yo, Mar-taah!! Another great job, Babushka!!
"Breaker one nine" -- the best! Gimme so mo' dat!!
trevb38 4 years ago
LOL, "Breaker 1 9" Like the US Air Force says "breaker 1 9", LOLOLOLOL
KiheiLawyer 4 years ago
Da! Is good, yes? Hopefully, election for breakout not as questionable as election here is Russia, da?
feanoraz 4 years ago
Awesome show Marta, the pilot skit was good. lol funny. Looking good!
airborne373 4 years ago
Okay I shall look at it. Great show.
geekyvince 4 years ago
Wish you all the luck in the world Marta. Vote is for you... Keep up the good work. I was really impressed with the flight suit overlay.
mobiltec 4 years ago
That terrorist drink too many mojitos or what?! see his face!!, well that new plai from Russia its impresive really impresive (im taking a stealth rign now mmm),why always USA its terrific when see a new weapon from Russia,dont forget are only prototypes!! that thing fails to grown before lauch a missile!
ChronoBreaker 4 years ago
Your looking hotter and hotter each day
bamboonation999 4 years ago
I am totally voting for you. You have to video it and bring it back to us...your loyal fan base.
BTW...funny as hell Russian accent.
pypermarru1 4 years ago
Good luck.. hey! You're in First Place!!!!
qiranger 4 years ago
Obviously if one has an army they can administer justice on anyone they want, for any reason they want. Look at this guy Khalid. He is clearly disheveled and pretty badly disheveled at that. He doesn't have a well tailored suit or uniform he has a hairsuit with a teashirt without a saying printed on it and an unhappy version of comb over hair. He is clearly not anchorman material. They probably irradidated his brain too. They got that know. It makes people act like in Iraq.
hypnofan35 4 years ago
Heck, I would vote for you in a box, with a fox...I would vote for you anytime Marta!
SonomaDave1 4 years ago
ok gurl I voted all 15 of my votes
MsOpheliaPayne 4 years ago
I voted for you :)
Stephanie
currystephanie 4 years ago
awesome!
Russian accent woo hoo
MsOpheliaPayne 4 years ago
Be a Gnoozer! Not a Loser!
Informed Citizens Choose Gnooze!
I'm a Gnoozie with an Uzi!
If you Snooze you lose, but not with the Gnooze.
Get informed with the daily Gnooze!
(Because your Dumb enough already)
Just trying to figure out what your next T-shirt slogan should be.
goobersayshey 4 years ago 2
"Just trying to figure out what your next T-shirt slogan should be"
Dang you're good...
mobiltec 4 years ago
Thanks -
"There's no news like Good GNOOZE!"
"Have your heard the GNOOZE?"
"I hear the Gnooze today, Oh Boy!"
"Lose lips sink ships (or at least annoy the seamen...Oh Sorry - wrong page).
goobersayshey 4 years ago
Ok. So about 7 hours ago, all my responses were "disappeared." Starting with this one.
What I said was: I like the second one here the best!
gnooze 4 years ago
Marta-Man, Marta-man.
Does whatever a Marta can.
Spins a WEB? Yes she can!
She's the AMAZING MArta-man.
LOOK OUT! Here comes the Marta-man...
Errr WoMan....
Gnooze Rocks! Like Moon rocks, only better!
goobersayshey 4 years ago
And maybe almost as good as Pop Rocks? :) A girl can dream...
gnooze 4 years ago
Now I feel so boring for naming my baby rhinoceros "Tim."
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 4 years ago 2
I know, right? And I thought it would be cute to name my next giraffe Boutros Boutros-Ghali, but I was already beat to the punch on the whole naming-your-African-animal-after-a-former-UN-Secretary-General thing.
P.S. Missed you around here!
gnooze 4 years ago
Well, I am honestly flattered that my attention having been drawn elsewhere for a time has even been noted.
I already carry a whole bag of apostrophes just for you, but now I shall have to acquire a pair of gnus, just so I can name them Marta and Costello.
Hey Martaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
IsaacBickerstaffEsq 4 years ago
every time mahmoud ahmadinejad is in the gnooze, its worth watching
driubi 4 years ago
Heehee! Thanks Adrian!
gnooze 4 years ago
marta your actually in competition with chris dodd in this contest. your fans won't let you down. your number 1 with a bullet. so here's an encouragement to all, vote and vote often.
geargemartin 4 years ago
Love the Gnooze! That is one heck of a hot Tee!
lcc1211 4 years ago
Thank you! Glad you like the show!
gnooze 4 years ago
Hi Marta, I gave you all my votes just now. GOOD LUCK!!!
SirMasterJoe 4 years ago
Thank you Joe!!!! I truly appreciate it! You think if I win it will help me get more targeted traffic to gnooze dot com? ;)
gnooze 4 years ago
I love your Russian impression!
CaptainSam000 4 years ago
Thank you!
gnooze 4 years ago
"Iranian Whoosiedinkle" -- "Breaker 1-9"
Cute. Of course, you're always cute, but hey.
Fun show today.
-dan'l
DanPostropheL 4 years ago
Aw shucks. Thanks dan'l!
gnooze 4 years ago
So, according to your Bio on Projectbreakout you are an ENFP. I woulda pegged you as an ENTP.
And... 95% of the people reading along with this just turned to the person on their right and said "Ethel, what's that idgit talkin' 'bout"?
WileyCoyote69 4 years ago
And the person on the right turned back and said, "How would I know, Fred? He's speaking Cuban."
Moosie
anmoose 4 years ago
From somewhere on the internet: "ENFPs have what some call a "silly switch." They can be intellectual, serious, all business for a while, but whenever they get the chance, they flip that switch and become CAPTAIN WILDCHILD. Sometimes they may even appear intoxicated when the "switch" is flipped."
Um, yeah. Also I get very bored very easily with routine. I'm totally ENFP. I think my strongest were E & N though, with the F & P being not too terribly strong over T & J respectively.
gnooze 4 years ago
Geez folks, respect the T-Shirt! :lol
Of course Marta has my votes at that site. All 15 per day, or whatever the number is. I hardly even resented the registration process!!! To be frank, nobody else there even seemed all that interesting.
WileyCoyote69 4 years ago
Thank you Wiley!!! You're just too nice!
gnooze 4 years ago
BANG! Shot in the face with the truth!
iamjackscolin 4 years ago
Kaboom!
gnooze 4 years ago
Hey nice shirt Marta...I love the way you stretch out the GNOOZE ;)
EmptySeed 4 years ago
*blushing*
gnooze 4 years ago
Roger that....10-4
kalvinphil 4 years ago
Good buddy. ;)
gnooze 4 years ago
Great Video! I just went over and voted for you. It looks like you're #1 in the contest!
theDave1956 4 years ago
Thank you so much! I'm getting really overwhelmed by all the support. You're the best! :)
gnooze 4 years ago
Enjoyed this one! Air Force w00t!!!
You are 1st. I´ll vote that you will stay 1st. ;)
BOBIzizou87 4 years ago
Please vote again tomorrow. =( SUX
BOBIzizou87 4 years ago
w00t! Thank you so much Boris!!!
gnooze 4 years ago
You've got my 15 votes!
Considering how awesome your last On Location Gnooze show was, I look forward to seeing you at a convention. Which one would you be going to though?
Great show, as always, Marta. Keep it up, this little thing is really going somewhere.
Nic33rd 4 years ago
Oh thank you Nic! That makes me so happy! I'm getting so excited at the possibility.
I think they choose which convention I attend... *goes back to read the fine print*
gnooze 4 years ago
Marta: Whenever you wear that shirt, your male audience stops watching the Gnooze because they're too busy watching--
Anyway. Yes, I'm SO broken-hearted about waterboarding someone involved in murdering 3,000 people and destroying $40 billion in property. Because like most folks, I have no empathy for the victims and instead just want to feel good abut MYSELF by pretending I'm morally superior for not waterboarding! ;)
Seeing you as an Air Force pilot was cool. :D Can you land that thing now?
scottfreitas 4 years ago
Yeah, lemme just put her down easy here. One sec. :)
gnooze 4 years ago
Hello,Marta.
Thank you for the mMck Mood I'm a dinner jacket update,vis a vis his love of things that will glow in the dark.
For centuries.
I am glad the terror suspects will get a trial,and execution.We wouldn't want them to miss out on ALL that American justice can offer.
I do not mind the Russian bombers flying near the US. I will give our Air Force pilots something to aim at,since flocks of seagulls are getting harder to find...
Blargaldalien 4 years ago
Hi Blargal! Yes, and he also loves those glow in the dark constellation stickers for the ceiling. Hahahaha!
gnooze 4 years ago
If she marries anyone on the face of this Earth who is not me, I will die.
She does a lot of Yankee voices, but no Brit or Canadian or Aussie or Mexican ones.
Girlfriend, Mahmoud Ahmedinejad has to sound at least a -bit- Persian.
So, yeah, let's hear that. Do it for Australia.
daveyork0 4 years ago
I've butchered Aussie before in one or two episodes... and though I'm not so sure, people say my Brit voice is quite good. Some voices (like Ahmadinejad) I don't even try for because I know it will be horrific. :) Perhaps in time...
gnooze 4 years ago
Pretty funny Airforce bit Marta!
KenwoodKlown 4 years ago 3
Hey thanks!
gnooze 4 years ago
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!
NearNothing 4 years ago 2
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad!
gnooze 4 years ago
You are # 1 for that contest!(Tues.early A.M.) You would be the Best! You better start gearing up Marta! We 'Voters' will be waiting for your insane best!! give em' hell. But be kind of nice to McCain if possible. The 'Mart is back'! McCain & Marta in '08 !
merickinhawaii 4 years ago 2
Oh goodness! Fingers crossed! I'm so excited! THANK YOU!
gnooze 4 years ago
Foxtrot Indigo Victor Echo Sierra Tango Alpha Romeo Sierra !
tribble666 4 years ago 3
Thanks for reminding me.
Blargaldalien 4 years ago
Tango Hotel Alpha November Kilo Yankee Oscar Uniform!
gnooze 4 years ago
Golf
November
Oscar
Oscar
Zulu
Echo
Blargaldalien 4 years ago
and i thought my neck was hairy
jamminjago 4 years ago
At first I thought, "Geez that was mean. Does my neck even look hairy? "
(a beat) Then:
"Whoops! I'm an idiot. He meant Khalid Sheikh Mohammed."
I hope.
gnooze 4 years ago
Yep, there ya go
jamminjago 4 years ago
marta you are GOLF ROMEO ECHO OSCAR TANGO ^^
and BRAVO ECHO ALPHA UNIFORM TANGO INDIA FOXTROX UNIFORM LIMA ^^ hehehe. i hope you read this ^^
zodezambo 4 years ago 2
She is GREOT and BEAUTIFUL? lol
too Foxtrot Uniform November November Yankee
Silntthnkr 4 years ago
Thanks zodezambo! You're very nice and good at the NATO phonetic alphabet. :)
gnooze 4 years ago
I would like to see the this terrorists tryed on live tv and also questioned on live tv but thats not gonna happen because Bush and many others are total Douchebag!
Lanceshizzy 4 years ago 2
This comment has received too many negative votes show
you look 32. go get younger plz. thx.
Theologist 4 years ago
Theologist - you look like a douche. try shaving, plz. thx.
checkup47 4 years ago 2
Hahahaahahahahahaaha. thx.
gnooze 4 years ago
Go get younger plz? Theo, have you been eatting paint chips again?
Silntthnkr 4 years ago
I'm totally voting for you:)
Morguidable 4 years ago
Thanks Morgan!
gnooze 4 years ago
forever indebtedness... sounds like Gvoodoo economics.
inmendham 4 years ago
Fuzzy gmath?
gnooze 4 years ago
"Breaker one nine" from the cockpit! Too funny! Great video, Marta!
jonesr999 4 years ago 2
Thank you! Not sure where the breaker one nine came from... didn't set out to do that; it just came out. :)
gnooze 4 years ago
CB radios,channel 19. used for initial contact between truckers. They use other channels for longer conversations. 10-4 good buddy
Blargaldalien 4 years ago 2
You should take flying lessons. You already have the jargon down.
Dog480 4 years ago
And how! ;)
gnooze 4 years ago
10-4, gotta love that fighter jet background or whatever you call it since it's also the foreground.
Machination1 4 years ago
Thank you! Maybe it's both?
gnooze 4 years ago
you're looking especially pretty today Marta.
cierrablue 4 years ago
Aw thanks. :)
gnooze 4 years ago
You keep getting better Marta! The Iranian whosedinkle was classified info. how you know that? ah, must have been that waterboarding you did ! lol. Great pilot FX too! Will vote for you for national convention gig. Aloha.
merickinhawaii 4 years ago
Thank you Rick! You rock! And regarding the classified info, I have my sources. ;)
gnooze 4 years ago
Marta, Marta, Marta...
TheSumpPump 4 years ago 2
TheSumpPump, TheSumpPump, TheSumpPump...
gnooze 4 years ago
I work nights. I'm always up at this time. Do you always post so late--from what time zone? Just curious if you sleep (not stalking). I've never been anybody's twelfth view before. I'm a fan; wish you the best.
cosmicjackpot 4 years ago
We usually post late night or early AM from the Pacific time zone. I sleep a little. :) Thanks for watching! Glad you like the show.
gnooze 4 years ago