July 16: Goth

[thewhinykid]

Hank, I am a seventeen-year-old girl and you officially know way more about putting on makeup than I do.

[hatorigirl1202]

Okay. I've watched this video like 6 times over the past year, and every time I wonder, if he feels so odd putting on make up, then how did that picture happen in the first place? I mean I get you can have done something in the past and still find it weird now, but I don't know. Seems off. Did his girlfriend always do it for him?

[TheGangstagnome]

@hatorigirl1202 You know, I was kind of thinking the exact same thing.

[funkmasternick]

he really shoulda played goodbye horses anddid the buffalo bill dance lol

[Inueyes6667]

I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transylvania~

[FlargTheKitty]

"I sang a little bit."

I DIED laughing :D

[EmsterDoctorWho11]

@lookingformybluebox Thanks! as is yours! :)

[TheBuddsO]

"My goodness do I look funny!" I laughed so hard.

[TheBuddsO]

Thumbs up if you've memorized his "Eyeliner Song".

[lookingformybluebox]

Your...your lips, Hank. They're so girly even without makeup! xD

[EmsterDoctorWho11]

yay tron music!!

[lookingformybluebox]

@EmsterDoctorWho11 I mostly just replied because your username is awesome. xD

[lilgurby]

2:21 "I'm a boy." That's golden.

[mthsbandrocks]

Why haven't we made John put on makeup yet? XD

[peerieweirdo]

You're better at putting makeup on than me!

[wolfiegirl81]

And this is why I love Hank.

[tututu333ful]

Has anyone else noticed the striking resemblance to Tim Curry's Frank N' Furter?

[vidkid42]

Hank. Your picture was waaaaay more embarrassing than John's.

[Totoronerdfighter]

I LOVE THE very ENdING!! 

[rosephoeniix]

that made me smile! Thanks Hank x dftba

[Nerdfighter7814]

Dude, still a classic. Still the best Hank video ever.

[TheHannaFactor]

i see that you enjoyed doing your make up, hank, but i'm very sorry to dissapoint you and tell you: this isn't really how it's supposed to look

good job with the picure, though

DFTBA

[Sethalan7]

i kind of miss the old videos, they were much more familiar and intimate feeling. guess i'll just have to go watch a bunch of them again

[cassiecantdecide]

His lips are quite similar to those of Frankenfurter's from Rocky Horror lol

[StorybookDisneyDoll]

@cassiecantdecide lol they ARE! And depending on how much of a nerdfighter you are, you might find it interesting to know that Hank is a major Rocky fan and once performed in a production of RHPS. You can listen to him imitating Frank-N-Furter and then find out which character he did play in this vid : watch?v=98RLRasF8so&src_vid=22­RWBe-1ix8&annotation_id=annota­tion_619244&feature=iv

And if you don't care, that's cool too. -__-

[keshia1604]

lol why??????

[nycglitztap]

he looks a bit like David Bowie with makeup on....

[elsiestarkey]

best thumbnail ever.

[genger1223]

Much better than I am.

[27shermanator]

Get it, cuz im goffik

[carikittygeek]

2:21 I'M A BOY. lol

[ellaandthegiantpeach]

at 1:50, I thought he was going to light the picture on fire

[liztino1]

Bahahaha, Hank at 1:36 !!!! He looks like some dreamy punk rocker....

[TehWanderingKind]

I want to know the story behind that photograph.

[sarahlouisehaycox]

SNOWFLAKES

[musicrulesmylife123]

um...he needs to find a make-up tutorial...

[AlyReality]

Definitely should have been Frank-N-Furter.

[fishehfishehofdeath]

Katherine and I use the same colour and brand of lipstick!

[DaltonRandB]

when hank was in the basement with no lights on and just a lighter, it just reminds me of tales from the crypt, except hank is more appealing to see

[danziibear]

i love the way he says "i have good news!" :3

[HariSlate]

Goth, Katniss Everdeen make up tutorial and Hankroll'd. Am I the only one who thinks that hank Green has spent too much time filming himself put on make up?

[SomeoneBeginingWithI]

I asume there must have been a time when Hank rutinely did his own makeup. they never explained how Hank came to be a goth

[chibichan94412]

I wanted to see Katherines reaction...

[rawrjessitree]

Death cab for cutie intro -3

[maxsgirl13]

"my goodness, do I look funny!" XD that part always makes me laugh

[seethisisme]

I feel so strange when I watch this... but it's hank so it's all okay

[Lauraisthinking]

You remind me of Sheldon from Big Bang theory. =3

[liztino1]

@gailburnette who said it was a secret? xD

[MusicalTimeArrow]

We should make him put make up on more frequently. He likes it.

[TheDancinflamingo]

i am jealous of hank's naturally full lips

[crazycookie76]

this. is. so. wierd. there would have been that awkward moment filled with awkward silence if the katherine walked in on you.

[ATOMICslice]

this scares me.... so much

[SashaStorm97]

I HAVE THAT LIPSTICK!

[SuperChalek]

The different songs in this made it all the better. X)

[natdot2804]

he needs to look at the make-up tutorial in my suggestions.

[Geeeachoweteaeye]

Are the new viewers gone yet?

[vixenchild333]

Lmao

[MissiCupcake553]

This will seriously drive away new nerdfighters. XD

[ClaireLaBear11]

I would have just loved if Katherine had walked in

[AubNoelle]

1:36 serial killer Hank

[LifeIsMiraculous]

1:25 k

[namedropper101]

he's acting as though he had never worn makeup before...but the picture says otherwise haha

[kt76943]

oh hank, you look so pretty c;

[SierRawrMarie]

Oh Hank you should've watched some gothic make up tutorials before doing your eyeliner..

[JustCallMe253]

Hank's final video before his life changed forever. <3

[GlitterLickker]

please dont ever do that again......

[wolflover255]

Haha, today I was in school and was going through a couple vlogbrothers videos during study hall. My teacher saw Hank like this, forced me to turn it off, and then wheeled me away as I tried to explain that Hank isn't a creeper...*sigh*

[MsWasteland101]

lol! IT GETS BETTER! Were you married to Katherine back then? Wow, you got married so young! How cute!

[dannerzme]

I'M HERE!!! That preview has been tempting me since I started seeing all the episodes!! I made it!!...

Okay, i just saw it and I couldn't stop laughing one second. What if Katherine came in! lol!

Now Hank can't deny anything if someone ever asks him "have you ever stolen some of you wife's make-up?" lol!

[datalal624]

Wow. Respect. I'm a girl, and I DO NOT enjoy putting on eyeliner (or makeup in general, for that matter), but I'm glad you had fun. :p

[gailburnette]

I think hank secretly likes wearing makeup lol

[TheStargazer21]

lol. yer funny :)

[Redwhiteblue8]

3:06 ....? should i be concerned. Nah, he's hank.

[emavj97]

I would have liked to see hank go out, and buy black lipsick, while wearing a nerdfighter shirt.

[shayyflower]

1:49 he was desperately tempted to just touch the lighter to that picture...

[nonsensicalcompound]

RESPECT. I never got over the "poking myself in the face thing" of eyeliner.

[lilcaits]

is there a gif of the young hank-old hank comparison part? THERE NEEDS TO BE A GIF

[riversongftw]

The whole time I was like "Oh Gosh Hank what did you get urself in to this"

[LauraDaysSmiles]

He's just so cute! hahah "I liked it...." hahaah xD

[dftbawolf]

love the song

[Tawnyfur]

2:31

Love your guilty smile. xD

[dfer159632]

That.....is scary

[Shimmering5]

@hannamayh good so im not the only one hahaha

[MsWasteland101]

that's nice... In the katniss everdeen video, you said katherine didn't wear make up.Hm. It should feel weird putting on make-up, Hank. Because it is. For you. I'd be worried if it didn't. Yes, women do this on purpose. Why? Cuz it makes us feel pretty!

[ntjmurray]

@hannamayh oh my god me too..

[LuVsUJOE93]

your lips are MASSIVE.

[Its4Olive]

2:31 is so super cute. That little awkward smile :3 precious...

[Its4Olive]

2:33 is so super cute. That little awkward smile :3 precious...

[alicenwonderland745]

I really bad at putting on makeup, especially eyeliner...and I'm a girl. So...good job Hank

[zoladzish]

Did he put eyeliner on his lips??

[ajaandkimmy]

Why would it be so strange for you? You used to do it all the time!

[Tatterdemarian]

I sing when I put on my makeup too :)

[puppyluveromg]

um... did you put eyeliner on your lips?

[Thisismyusername1010]

@puppyluveromg I know, right? That's just unsanitary.

[BreeLa19]

@puppyluveromg He didn't have lip liner or couldn't find any.

[Hannah6412]

I just noticed the resemblance between Hank and John.

[ilive4potter]

OH HANK.... you are one of a kind. haha. ♥

[RaisedByBadgers]

Hank has worn makeup more times than me. o_0

[grrgirl96]

I'd seriously injure you if you used my makeup... Well maybe not you, I love you...

[Kagome259]

Your hump? Foreshadowing.

[Im1ToThe337]

D.S.L.

Hank, You have 'em.

[hannamayh]

I dont know why but the moment Sweet Deams kicks in I die laughing.

[finnthegoldfishy]

hank has done a lot of makeup on himself in his lifetime...

[xImperfectRomance]

I'm not sure whether people men it when that say you are good at make-up... but you're not. Which is completely normal for a guy and should stay that way.

Also, I think I have that eyeliner =D

[halohali32]

he puts the lipstick on like an old grandmother! bahahaha funniest vid

[HallowsOverHorcruxes]

I laughed way too much at this. I'm pretty sure I just woke up everyone in my house.

[BingleBanner]

The people saying he's good at putting on makeup...what the hell?!

[isortaforgot]

Just a sweet transvestite... from transexual... Transylvania... hu-HUH

[BreadsticksRYum]

@isortaforgot Ahaha thats great!

[imakeyougoWTF]

@isortaforgot Rocky Horror ref on a vlogbrother video? . . . Marry me. XD

[loudgrape28]

He is an awesome person!

[mitdylan]

Was I the only one expecting the song, "Goodbye Horses," to begin playing?

[floobeflabba]

hes really good at putting on makeup :P

[AproposOfMe]

that really did feel weird

[TookItHomeToJenny]

wow

[Sally122333]

I saw this on my recommendations... and the thumbnail made it look sorta womanly probably because i was focused on the strange lips... and then I clicked it, and heard the brotherhood 2.0 intro... then i started freaking out why there was a weird chick on the thumbnail... not once bothering to remember that Hank has a fondness for cosmetics.

[InfiniteBox]

You're much better at putting on make-up than me, and I'm a girl.

[mvr80]

Idgaf what others think...I believe he looks absolutely hot!!!

[xadele95]

@mvr80 Agreed. :D

[InsanityIgnitions]

Hank in the dark with a lighter looks like Eddie Izzard... :D

[FunnyGirlz221]

well this is interesting.

in the photo, his lips make him look like a blond Dr. Frankenfurter, but he played Rocky in the play.

[YouveBeenTerrorized]

I could honestly see Hank in drag now that I have watched this video

[Hazy09]

@YouveBeenTerrorized have you seen "Hankrolled"? it's like rickroll, excpet it's hank in a dress.

[YouveBeenTerrorized]

@Hazy09 lol not yet; since I'm relativity new (started watching regularly in I think December) I'm watching all the vlogbrothers videos start to finish. Can't wait to see that one now!

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

"I'm a boy" said in that tone of voice, with that lipstick, had me laughing for ages.

[XgeoXluvsXcatsx]

Is it just me or does it sound like that Harry Potter song he was whistling??

[hannamayh]

God, I love this video so much.

[alexorous1]

lmao it doesn't help that "sweet dreams" is playing...if anyone saw the music video lol

imagine if katherine just looked in her bag and was like oh erm...that's weird..

[NarnianCelery]

He's adorably bad at eyeliner:)

[princessmia737]

That awkward moment when Hank Green knows how to put makeup on better than you...and you're a girl.

[LilMsPoBear]

'My goodness dont i look funny' - had me laughing for ages.

[Rowenatehrolo]

I saw a picture of this and thought it was Frankenfurter, not a goth ;P

[vngaris]

ok while he's whistling while putting on the make-up...is that accio deathly hallows? before we knew what that was?

[CelticFairyBox]

LOL



[morganjw224]

1:26 "My goodness do I look funny" hahahahahahaha!!

[DawnlessSkys]

I like how the related videos are serious goth makeup tutorials.

[Lauraa4023]

O.o

[grrawrimadinosaur]

The song.

[TheRealBjaac]

Suspiciously skillful with make up...

[whenmonkeysattack16]

I was like (O.O) throughout the entire video

[GerryIsNear]

Annie Lennox makeup look

[mariahrose210]

Awesome soundtrack

[xSobhan]

Why did you have makeup on in that picture?

[musicalbows23]

The awesome thing is this isn't the only time on youtube that Hank has worn makeup

:D

[ilyboburnham]

"It is so weird how difficult this is."

THAT's WHAT SHE SAID.

[danagrl52]

did he put lipliner on his eyes, or eyeliner on his lips? i'm guessing the first based on the smooth texture, but i'm not sure. also, wow, hank. just wow.

[laughhoutloud96]

my goodness do i look funny!

[julezwatson]

You look like Frankenfurt :')

[JilleyWillyNilly]

@julezwatson

he was in that play when he was younger, but he was frankenfurt :D

he would have been good at it though

[that1weirdkid27]

Few things are sexier than a man who is not afraid to wear makeup.

[shannonheart1]

He whistles Accio Deathly Hallows at the end!!!

[I4gotmyMANTRA]

I actually was physically unable to stop laughing during some parts of this.

[Kurrgurr]

I just realised where the intro image of Hank with his claw-hand out comes from ^^

[TaciturnPhoenix]

This never fails to make my day.

[TheLauraSui]

THIS.WAS.MY.BIRTHDAY.

ahh, my birthday (a few years ago) just became so much better.

[thatweirdnerdygirl]

I watched Hankroll'd and your Katniss Everdeen makeup tutorial and now this.

How has John escaped the punishment of wearing makeup when you have three times?

JOHN NEEDS MAKEUP

JOHN NEEDS MAKEUP

[UnderstandingFnarg]

@thatweirdnerdygirl Watching one's idol lipstick himself is a slightly disturbing prospect.

[thatweirdnerdygirl]

@UnderstandingFnarg True, true, but they're both my idols - even if I'm more of a writer.

Actually, inexplicably, watching videos like this increases my respect for Hank and John.

[chickenfingalickin]

Hank--half your lips are brown and half are pink...you make me happy.

[TheAninas]

Hank, you are definitely my favorite vlogbrother

I mean after watching this video(especially the end) I just can't stop laughing

[pienkunicorn]

My word. That was extremely funny. I love how you guys get so into your punishments. Live to the fullest!

Hehhe. Your skill with makeup suprises me. And I am curious. WHERE did that picture come from?! What were you doing in high school getting yourself photographed wearing makeup? Its not like everyone had camera phones back then..

Your awesome. Thanks.

[SassyNinjaWolf]

YOU ARE MY IDOL!!!!!

[eyeheartpancakes]

imagine if his wife came home and he was in the basement

with no lights on

wearing her makeup

XD

[SirTeeGeeEss]

@eyeheartpancakes I think she's used to him doing crazy things.

[Valdrag]

@eyeheartpancakes In front of a camera, even worse lol

[doiconfuseyou]

@eyeheartpancakes The katherine would understand.

[Annamariecoleman82]

THIS WAS MADE ON MY BIRTHDAY!<3

[cmwqt]

I really wish that we could have seen Katherine's reaction to coming home and finding Hank putting on her make up...

[OddballEndorser]

My goodness do I look funny! LOL.

[TeamDracula]

If we just keep making him put make-up on as a punishment, he's going to eventually get really good at it. Each make-up vid showed improvement, Hank. We're proud of ya.

[AugustusLarch]

You look totally scary.  There's a win. You should get into the tradition. You should learn to deliver impromtu prose.

[ballsrotten1]

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!! The only thing that would have made this better is if you would have used "Goodbye Horses" as the song instead of "Sweet Dreams". I have not LOL'd this hard in such a long time!

[QueenOfTheAubergines]

where did that picture come from?! XD