Dead Space Diaries: Entry One "Albuquerque?" (Machinima)

[Ironsoul45]

Slasher is fucking awesome

[darroth42]

i watch for the slasher says XD

[HPLilysSmile]

N4L :3

[PhatAfroDude]

Wow i never knew this was made my immortal until right just now.

[D4ng3r0uzZ]

ImmortalHDFilms! N4L

[alexgorman13]

I didn't get the comment at 1:23 until I realized it was supposed to be Jamie from Mythbusters......I think

[NaruMar20030]

omg when he started screaming omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg­ i was laughing so hard >XD

[OmniscientAmbiance]

90+ People didn't see the gignatic ship in front of their faces.

[XxtreborobertxX]

iSack? is that a new apple product?

[Lelouche115]

Slasher Says: ROFLMAO XDDDD



[FatalTuxy]

90+ people used the get lost on the ship less than 40 secs. apps

[rickey4567]

what was that intro? Sounds badass!

[Unknownmaster57]

@rickey4567 Deathkllr84 - Better Than Nothing

[MrBlackGamerX]

Slasher KICK ASS OFF :D

[FunWithSheldar]

Brother's Grimm reference. ;]

[Narozzy]

is it normal that slasher makes this that much more not scary

[Raichumi]

You would make a great Isaac Clarke.

[vladb471]

hahahahaha



[flamingsword10]

Sorry ment 2 say bitch needed 2 shut the hell up:.....shlasher?

[flamingsword10]

Birch needed to shut the help up......slashes?!?!?

[Endure94]

Is it weird I was totally going to do something exactly like this?

[AhReKeNoMoRi]

4:53 AJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJJAJAJA­JAJAJA

[JacksFinalStand98]

Ive watched 2 minutes of it and already im dying of laughter

[CptRexFilms987654321]

The more I watch this, I can't stop laughing

[darkwolf1411]

you know that was the third time this day i found a video with piano cat in it

[Snakeboy124]

so nicole killed herself because he didnt clean his room huh^^

[Rafikerus]

"It's like whole village was slattered in this room"

[Moldyshroom]

"I can see up your shirt" lol, his health starts rasing up

[Hawkkiller2]

Why not activate that slasher early? oh wait. You got no gunz. :P

[MrDevastation101]

Slasher says: GET THE FUCK OFF MAH LAWN MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!

[CptRexFilms987654321]

THIS GUY MIGHT BE THE FUNNIEST DUDE EVER

[cjsparkzz]

whats the link to this song

[UltimaFlareKnight]

you skipped the medpack at the beginning



[tyrell116]

omg i dident bring a parishut

[sxepunker]

i am a WARLOCK

[LordCanOpener]

what other big ass ship do you see around here XD

[TheRyop]

IT KEY BOARD CAT FOO!

[Eshayzbra96]

i swear the guy pointing the gun at you sounds like "craig" on south park

[kiny6785]

It's funny when you scream. I nearly died

[Eshayzbra96]

your funny

[JboneDRS]

Like your reactions dude, funny and realistic

[leonidas1491]

that chick has nice tits

[MHMonsie]

@leonidas1491 she really does now that i looked, lol.

[sk8adude13]

Hell yeah son KEYBOARD CAT for life

[MilsGold]

LMFAO I thought we were janitors! XD

[MutiPlatforming101]

Whats the intro song?

[ingredientnirvana]

@MutiPlatforming101 "better than nothing"by deathkllr84

[DinokillerSithlord]

that is one deadly elevator door

[Straif5]

Not even in space are you safe from Piano Cat...

[7ShadowsofLight]

@Straif5 It's Keyboard Cat.

[Straif5]

@7ShadowsofLight

My bad.

[luizengrazia1]

hahahahahahaha

[DPowered1]

lol

[IWillNotFall1]

WHAT THE? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?? WOW!! LMFAO

[ChinaRuler]

YES!!!! finally ive been waiting for this!!! i never thot to look here tho...

[BULLSHIT1173]

I bet this is the way Isaac really acts.

Dead Space 2!

[wolfdeathwalker50dth]

"omg this is the worst roller coaster rider ever" lol

[gizmona11]

GRANDPA

[DarkRikdyou123]

KEYBOARD CATZ!!!!!

[kiddgeneral4050]

kendra=bitch

[dexterme]

7:53 - 8:02... SOUND FAMILIAR 360 FANS???

[9cloudersprofile]

@dexterme You mean the Yellow That Stands for yellow line of death and sucky games?

[dexterme]

@9cloudersprofile are u really gonna compare the yellow light to the red ring of death, last time i recall. Sony ps3 didnt have a billion dollar Microsoft console recall. FAIL. AND 2011 exclusives.... all i gotta say. have fun shooting with ur hand and GOW.

[Straif5]

@9cloudersprofile

And lets not forget spontainous hard drive and power supply melting and, oh yes, EXPLOSIONS!!!

[tubemankiwi]

7:10 omg i think i have a trojan in my head haha xD

[HateEdwardForEver]

:') 5:02

[MadLordInotak]

We are tomatoes!

[TigerMilitia]

I never thought anyone could make Dead Space lolable..but you succeeded! hahahaha

[ustoledmysammich]

Slasher FTW

[sm0keshell]

is there some same diaries with an another game?

[Eff3ct3D]

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!1

[XxXwataboutitXxX]

HOLY SH*T HALO REACH IS OUT?!?!?!

[Keb31415926535897932]

Are we sneaking immigrants? We are? We're sneaking immigrants into this joint? I don't even know where we are, but we're definately sneaking immigrants.

[Keb31415926535897932]

KEYBOARD CAT FOR THE WIN!!!!!!!!

[sm0keshell]

@Keb31415926535897932 no its retarded after a while

[sm0keshell]

this is so damn funny

[irock590]

the cat thing is form you tube yo the add thing

[SuperCrazybananaman]

lol xD "attention all passengers...we have an important announcement..." KEYBOARD KAT IS WATCHING UUUUU 5:05

[colonialmarineavp]

i love the cat playing on the piano

[Suby125]

"Wow! Would you let me finish a fu**ing sentence!"

xDDD

[ravetetsei15]

the slasher said ROFLMAO XD

[HALOHATER4LIFE]

Whats with the Halo Ads????

[ChaosHollow7]

who is slasher

[HaloBoomProductions]

@ChaosHollow7 your mom.

[headcrabwarrior6161]

@HaloBoomProductions fail troll is fail

[katondragonrider]

@ChaosHollow7 in game slashers are the dudes that attacked Issac in this its just to give a point of view of what the necromorphs are thinking

[monsterfreak4pk]

abort is for faggots ... thats the coolest thing i've ever heard

[yourfacemeetsmyfist]

so thats the ishimura

NAH(!)(?)

[MRCoolmanist]

Lol I like Slasher and this is funny too! Keep Em Coming!

[triplecena29]

LMAO!!!!!!!!

[EmoPonWierdZimark2]

slasher says: you is funny

[AviatorZero]

Objective added:

GET THE HELL OUTTA THERE DIPSTICK!!

[1stNightingale]

I DIDN"T BRING A PARACHUTE

LOL Great line i find this guy very witty jsut would be better if her RP'd a bit.

[TheEpicgamer98]

Epic cat!

[insanekillers1232]

slasher R awesome!

[Catholiclite]

87 people have the "Get Lost on a Ship in less than 40 seconds" app on their new iPhone.

[Mike21Hawk]

"Better Than Nothing" by Deathkillr84

Your welcome guys :D

[CrimsonSlayer7]

man issac is a total bad ass to be able to sit in his chair so calmly in 2:45-3:16

[TheHero3197]

Hero says: ROFLMAO

[GalexOwns]

meh the new ones aren't that good,i watched this when it first came out,laughed my ass off.

[gameboysw]

"that's the scariest thing since idk when!!! ........did that really just happen???" roflmfao

[benny1332]

Lol, I shit myself laughing when keyboard cat came up on the screen lol xD

[CdogTehFirst]

nop

[ElliotGJ]

what is that song called

[masterseargent]

This reminds me of a poorly written Freeman's mind

[Kakarot007]

Dude youve made something that i dont like (dead space) awesome are you like wizard or something?

[torchic122]

@Kakarot007, Why don't you like Dead space?

[Kakarot007]

@torchic122 it scares me thats the most simple way to explain why, but its one of those situations in which i find what scares me intresting so I end up watching or reading stuff about it.

[torchic122]

@Kakarot007, That makes SO much fucking sense. 

[baneblade1995]

OH MY GOOOOOOD.....OOOOHHH MYYYY GOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

[XxDarkDavidxX]

the sad thing is tat the cat playing the keyboard is acutally in the game

[DLxxEpic]

For those who don't know what the intro song is, look at the very end of the video. (Thumbs up so people can see.)

[xXCAPITANWATKINSXx]

MAN I DONT GIVA FUCK ABOUT TOYOTA IDEAS FOR GOOD

[tyfra95]

song in beginning?

[tyfra95]

SONG?

[yugioh5djrules]

maybe if the pilot pulled the bigass lever above the controlls they would of used the emergency brake lol

[biagiograziano]

watch this here avatz (dot) net change (dot) to .

[Sangheilios666]

this so funny!!!! does anyone now the name of the song in the intro?

[kupownyou]

GO KEYBOARD KITTY!!!!!

[MisterWolfjtv]

FOOK YOU ADS

[MrPenutbutter96]

LOL, "You're base are belong to us."

[Extremehalofan14]

Thumbs up if you want "Isaac's mind"

[wtfd00d08]

Lol keyboard cat

[TheRevolution2014]

hahah omg were fucked

[macmac031680]

finally... Isaac Clarke speaks for himself!!! Fight those bastards and bitches back!!! :D

[shaunmakesvids1]

86 ppl dnt like cats with keyboards

[maniacnick90]

@shaunmakesvids1 or they didnt like the video

[optimusprime105]

@maniacnick90 you understand that that is called a joke?

[maniacnick90]

@optimusprime105 lol a overused joke that everyone hates

[optimusprime105]

@maniacnick90 true. very true.

[GodHatesEmoz]

@optimusprime105 internet fights becuase talking shit in person you could get hurt

[optimusprime105]

@GodHatesEmoz also very true, good point.

[DestroyerofMike]

5:00-5:10 ftw

[bertt646]

I'm watching this waiting for more freemans mind..............

[515DRUMMER]

@bertt646 me too...

[adamzopzop]

lol keyboard cat

[Irishlad224]

when me and my friends were playing this, and the two pilots stepped up, we were like "Pancho. . . . Ying Lang. . . why is this ship populated by minorities, a taken man, and a single women. . . is there going to be a rape fest?

[DainCorporation]

Clarke's mother pwns.

[whatewer23]

"Grampa!?" AAAHHHAHHAHHAHHAAA! :D

[congeeks]

This is pretty damn funny!

[DainCorporation]

lol why didn't they just blow up the ship and use some kind of special nukes to destroy the planet lolll

[CaptainCapsize]

whats the opening song?

[METALICANIA]

@CaptainCapsize better than nothing good song

[inkheart449]

Trying to be "Freeman's Mind".

Not doing so well.

[DamianMukrath]

@inkheart449 like "freeman's mind" started it? it ain't bad in my opinion but freeman's mind aint the best thing ever either

[MrBC00L321]

the slasher makes the funnys

[warrocker42]

Funny thing is, that was pretty much my exact reaction the first time I played this game.

[LawlessLaw]

man these jokes arent funny at all

[Kreed468]

NO I DONT WANT A 5 STAR HOTAL! daymn

[IbbyConCarne]

This reminds me of Freeman's Mind. Lovin' it!

[TheFreddykreger]

lol 8:36

[okecet]

4:55

[TheMedievalLizard]

Albquerque is a city in New Mexico.

[negi358]

4:55

[negi358]

4;55

[negi358]

Stop watch 9:36 lolz

[thehiman1234]

Slasher says: abort is for faggots LOL

[mordecaibraeden2]

I find the "funny" jokes not all too funny, sometimes I think: Yeah that's pretty smart, funny and cool. Like the piano cat. But some stuff just isn't funny and gets annoying...

[darthmaxwell]

*OH MY GOD! What was that thing!?

What the hell? OH SHIT!!! OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!!*

"Run Isaac!"

*what the fuck do you think I'm doing you stupid bitch?!?AARGH!!*

[Catholiclite]

Is it a problem when I type in "youtube.com" into my browser....this is the first thing that comes up?

[SubZerosHat]

@Catholiclite

Nope, I would consider that a privelage.

[DroPShoTShArPShOoTeR]

music?

[BennysMusicTube]

i like the opening song what is it i know its instrumental but who plays it

[paulstaa16]

@BennysMusicTube deathkllr84 made it, look him up, he's awesome

[TheGostofSparta]

This is improv as it should be! I never would've guessed you could make a machinima off of Dead Space!

[DREJOYNER]

whats the opening song??

[TheEpic305]

"were FUCKED!!" slasher says:think so?

[TheTwTproductions]

wow would you let me finish a Fucking sentence... jesus christ...

[zeromaster212]

i never thought it was possible to make a machinima from a linear game like Dead space. But I suppose with enough imagination anything is possible right?

[ultrajd]

"I didnt bring a parachute!" Oh man thats funny.

[Dmac5731]

What is this? A disco party? Who got the chips

[RaMzYMLG]

hahahahhahahahahahahhahaahahha­rofl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omg lolz!!