You are NOT the da da

[moodyh]

you guys know maury is made up right?

[AntiLiberal73]

"Oh, crap! I forgot about THAT guy!" Denying you're a whore on the Maury show doesn't change the fact that you are. Why do these sluts always spread the legs for the scumbags and then try to stick the daddy tag on some stand-up, responsible guy?

[dmmino]

This is what happens when a lying ho puts on a front. Just be honest about your ho-etry! Lying just made it worse, bitch!

[mjfan123100]

Bring in the dancing lobsters

[Acosta380]

Hahahahajajajajaja Loser it was me bitch!!!

[akushner11]

''I can't deal with this'', ''I can't either'' well she was the one who cheated on him?

[joesakic91]

Stone Cold Steve Austin said it best: DTA, Don't Trust Anybody

[F0Xhound009]

100% the father with tears in her eyes and her humbleness, and he's not the father, fuckin lyin bitches, u seriously can't trust any woman ever no matter how faithful they seem

[diamondsweetful]

is this fake?or it's real

[Chuckalakala]

Maybe some guy broke into the house, raped her, then went back out unnoticed.

[skitzo429]

How can these whores be so fucking stupid, why would you go on national television professing you know who the father is with no dout when you know you were fucking around?

[TheBloodswordsman]

@skitzo429

They do it because it entertainz ME.

[manuelmasiasromero]

then she might be the mother of jesus

[retiredstalker]

let this be a lesson to all you hillbilly farm people: there is no such thing as love at first sight at the county fair *lol* dumb hicks

[Loctarjay]

if she's 100% sure she wasn't dating/seeing other guys, then she got fucked while sleeping :S.....

[NewfieAdam]

She has beautiful thick pouty lips

[Dhanzz23]

WHAT A FUCKING WHORE

[flyin500]

lol



[gdroff]

you could tell she was full of shit when maury kept asking if she was faithful. Stupid trash.

[HPhenomenal]

"how do you think i feel?" STFU YOU LYING PIECE OF SHIT RAT GUTTER DISGUSTING SCUM CUM BUCKET WHORE

[HPhenomenal]

hoes will be hoes

[TheRealmDrifter]

She might have blacked out at a party, and some random douche took profit.

[Sp1kerPistol]

The child is Jesus!

[sooper2dooper3]

never trust any woman EVER!!!

[hpiguy]

He's thinking of how many times he went down on her and now wondering how many random dudes he swallowed without knowing it.

[hardxxcorey]

trust NO bitches

[wayneakrid]

women r whores

[F0Xhound009]

yup you can't trust any woman... look how innocent and honest she looks then... OOOPS!!! This show seriously has made me not able to trust any woman out there no matter how faithful or nice they seem

[aontaistealai]

@F0Xhound009 If you watch it regularly, then you'll note that the men cheat on their women just as often as the women cheat on their men. Blame the individual, not the gender.

[Shadywolf09]

So if she says she never cheated on him, and he's not the father; then that means...her child is a prophet!! lol jk I'm not religious.

[1977sansam]

Did someone fuck her in her sleep?

[detubeme]

Lying Liar.

[CommonRationality]

Disgusting tramp and she has the nerve to lie too. Lowest form of a woman right there.

[venomm41]

Typical rednecks.....always lying,cheating,deceiving!!

[RickLowerboy84]

@venomm41

Just like the blacks. Only they shoot each other too!

[gallantly1]

What's the matter with you people??!! It's OBVIOUSLY an immaculate conception!

[Flyingfawk]

Be a man and kick that stupid bitch's ass to the curb. Don't be a wimp.

[wingwing0404]

haha this fucking bitch deserves it.

all those tears and shit. I mean com'on and cut the drama ,you whore. You got banged and enjoyed it. So now its time to work at the fastfood shop and take care the baby by YOURSELF.

[OlracNamlah]

lol the tags are humor.haha

[jaybuddah]

i could tell she was lying. if she had been 100% faithful, she would have been outraged when he expressed doubts. It's not what they say, it's how they say it!!!

[Kumashin100]

rly...sad...

[Twistednerver]

All I'm saying is if you decide to be with a woman because she'll come over at 2am and suck your dick....you're going to end up on maury.

[SuicideBombersGaming]

Autotune crying at 3:22 ;)

[m109r67]

Dang she is a liar.

[zinpgh]

I am 100% positive that YOU BE A DIRTY HO! lol

[Nanostarification]

there goes child support

[toastednoodle1996]

LOL slut

[abh3092]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, Americans are whores

[Blashbanderwit]

100%  200% 5000% ok, what is the % that undeniable prove that the men are the father because clearly none of these are it.

[4ingP]

This video wouldn't be nearly 4 minutes long if it wouldn't have kept repeating bits.

[UnboundedMind]

"Michael! Please hug me!" - LMFAO x)

[Fanisety]

You's a ho

[rambolean]

and women get mad at me when I say all american women are complete sluts, it's unreal dude

[desertgirl30]

@rambolean Not "all" American women...but a good percentage of them. Haha!!

[moqutpar]

Bitch is dumb... thinking that lying is gonna change the truth...lol

[lorislilgirl101]

@moqutpar  right!

[debranov]

@moqutpar no she's not dumb. She doesn't know he's not the father for sure so she's best off to deny in case he is. If she admits to cheating he'll be pissed father or not. Deny 'till the end baby!

[Shadywolf09]

LIAR!

[adamamida]

"She is madly in love with him" = he makes a lot of money.

[desertgirl30]

@adamamida Yeah I know, right?? The real father was probably a loser without a job.

[hacksis119]

i find this sick.

[MrSlaide]

Haha stupid slut.

[siymbiwest]

Yayuhhh



[connorcowen]

@jecklestein777 thats so fucking hilarious!

[jecklestein777]

3:38 "crystle i cant take this in"

Y not dude, she sure did

[bren10man]

He needs to run away, FAR away from that skank.

[LurchibaldBioshock]

I love how Maury gives them like a hundred chances to come clean but they never take the chance.

[Drakedog777]

I watched this with the snow

and i loled

[asmiller21]

when she starts crying she sounds like a balloon when you let the air out

[dickbilly7]

This bitch must be the Virgin Mary...... she was 100% sure about 6 times!

[nitrorev386]

what's the problem with raising a kid that's not yours? the real problem is that she lied.

[FatCuteCats]

Her facial expression gave it away before the paternity results.

[rarehunter666]

BAM confimed BI OTCH

[joel66666]

She sounds slightly auto tuned due to the shitty quality

[xOxKurdParstxOx]

:D what a beautiful poor girl

[KaiStarkk]

how many times do you wanna repeat that sound bite

[Knowledge3440]

This just goes to show that women will take lies and deceit to their grave.  Good men that want to do the right thing are screwed over cause of bitches like this. TO ALL THE GOOD DAD'S OUT THERE, GET THAT DNA TEST. IT COULD BE THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAPPINESS AND PURE MISERY.

[TooHooWrong]

@GigettoSteal Well thats odd, but wait, isn't Italy the place where men live with their mommies until they are in their 30s? Doesn't take a White trash family to figure out why you guys don't have problems like this, no woman is attracted to a mamas boy. Oh and btw as a side note, Italy's TFR (total fertility rate, number of kids born to every woman) is at 1.36 for 2011, where as for the US it's at 2.06, so might want to say goodbye to mommy, huh?

[Jazash]

If you had more than one willy in your twat around the time you got pregnant, then there's a possibility that he's not the father. Do these whores understand simple probability?

[Acidburn574]

@Jazash I gonna take a wild guess and say "no".

[Lucid91]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAH­AHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

this is why you ALWAYS get your kids tested, multiple times from different companies. Whores gonna whore. This shit is hilarious.

[PrimericanIdol]

lol wut... I would've been dancing and leaping like crazy the instant i heard i was NOT the father

[AMVShippu]

@PrimericanIdol You were either not paying attention, or your just naturally stupid, The man WANTED to be the FATHER so he could have a happy family together with the woman -_-"

[PrimericanIdol]

@AMVShippu Either way... No child support responsibilities for the dude... he can just call it off and move on. Dude wins

[TheLordcrus]

she can LIE pffff

[blueluny]

The person who comes up with the paternity test you can use within the abortion window will be doing the world a favour. cos at least those selfish skanks that DO get pregnant deliberately will only do by their chosen target. or at least will reduce the chance of single parenthood. then again. why these stupid blokes cant just wear a rubber is beyond me. fuckwits.

[TheDoritosfan1]

see, the maury & jerry springer shows are why people shouldn't 'do it' until marriage....would cut out so much drama, and unexpected/unprepared for pregnancies and would limit messed up/dysfunctional families

[nickofmillertime]

@khida123p Yes, that is why michael was pregnant. Oh shi- men can't get pregnant. She roped him into being a father of a child that wasn't his.

[ATRIMAN34]

just get tested to make sure!!

[sluxcon]

LMFAO Micheal please hug me! hahahahahahah

[sportyculvercity]

@sluxcon lol

[CDUB8989]

moral of this video... women lie

[Liuhuayue]

Well, I guess that's the problem with "free love", lol...

[MsCloclo22]

whats real and fake on this show? lol

[GigettoSteal]

Fantastic ( not for the people father or mother) ...

i'm italian and in italy there isn't nothing similar to this show O.O

i'd really like to see all the episode maybe in english sub or italian sub...

Poor man i fell sad for him ...

[BorisZaborowski]

Isn't this how Christianity started? A womans lie about an affair that got seriously out of hand...

[tweedon1]

@BorisZaborowski Christians could really learn something about the historical accuracy of the Bible from Maury. Could you imagine if Joseph and Jesus went on Maury? "When it comes to 2000 year old Jesus... Joseph, you ARE the father."

[Aulmeyda]

Leeching, lyring, bitch.

"I can't deal with this."

"I can't either, how do you think I feel?"

Are you serious? She lied, and she's trying to get sympathy from him?

I feel so bad for that guy, he'll probably end up stuck with her in the end.

[ShaggyTheClown17]

Its this same fuckin thing on this show, the chick down damn fuckin well that she wasn't faithful n just hoped it wouldn't come back to haunt her, well it did and now not only is she that but she is a liar, yet some fucking how she manages to throw on a big reaction, you know why because she just lost the guy who was gonna take care of her n her child, goes to show you have to think before you do shit because you may stand to lose alot more than you think you do.

[SnoopyBlexican]

what a bitch

[TheAdultTaylah]

I feel bad for her, but she shouldn't have lied, she's in such denial...

[LdnGirl89]

lol why would you go on TV and lie for?? I dont get it!!

[LdnGirl89]

aww that baby is soo cuteee :)

[AbneyParkFan]

What a lying whore!

[a1175779]

How could you not get to Maury Povich

[rbeforme]

How the fuck did I get to Maury Povich

[gt68100]

LMAO, women, ha!!!

[dasenteney]

She just fucked up the man's life and all she does is lay on top of him bawling in his face about how sad SHE is and telling him to hold HER? What a self-centered bitch.

[BitchKickRocks]

No no...it's totally okay....she's A sexual... there you go... now it all makes sense...

[ineedsomescrilla142]

and thats why i agree with the brotha's who do the backflip, because half the time, the female is just a bitch, and they know for a fact that she sleeps constantly. Women that are trustworthy are rare in certain parts of the world.

[sophiapeters11]

@ineedsomescrilla142 A bit sexist much?

[impresioname33]

Wow wtf stick to one dick

[chrismc410]

This is why I spent quite a bit of time and money getting a vasectomy to prevent this scenario. A woman tried to trap me like this once and the baby turned out not to be mine and after that, it took some doing at 31 but I found a doctor willing to do it and paid a good bit of money to do it. Better that than child support.

[WesleyPipes2838]

The maury show has taught me one thang....Women are conniving ass whores...

[alternative0259]

... does anyone hear autotune?

[ILikeDinos22]

You showed us the same scene 4 times XD

[DaCatOnTop]

scheming bitch!!!

[TheDomeOfGenesys]

Why's she crying? She's the one who CHOSE to have UNprotected sex with 100s of guys.

Atleast be rational and mathematical you dumb slut.

[MsAshley107]

Michael please!!!!!

[22baseballguy]

damn i feel bad for this guy... cant make a hoe a housewife

[briarsgirl1710]

why would u even say that if u know u have been with someone else ? he wanted to be with her anyways and she messed it all up , what an idiot

[fudgedogbannana]

He is 100% the father ay, she swears she never strayed ay , lying bitch, o well, the more reason to screw her brains out day and night, anal of course, man thats one lucky dude.

[MrKish1982]

Whore

[ChannelBelongs2Scott]

Creepy "sympathy" music! It's even scarier than that ice cream truck playing music with a near-dead battery in my neighborhood.

[MissLizWolf]

@ChannelBelongs2Scott HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA, eww

[weallhavbeendegraded]

lol why would you put your business on tv like this. lmao.

[NecipPerver]

wow I believed her!

[pleasecallmemasa]

i dont wanna believe girls now ,,,,

[farmatyr01]

Stupid bitch should burn in hell trying to trick and convince him to raise a child that's not his own.

[craigmatik]

Just like a woman

[jordan0807CP]

She's auto tune

[D1RtYD1ShWaShErDancE]

@jordan0807CP da fuck?

[MrSnatchfan]

if women only slept with their husbands there wouldn't be any bastard children in the world and men wouldn't cheat.. simple fucking logic really... lol...!!

[queenofthecat]

Why are you huging the slut Maury?????????????

[WillHurricane]

@yodudewassp Who the fuck is Mariah Yeater?

[verrrr1]

its like people dont care if they catch aids, dumbass people who is reading this comment just because you are in a relationship which you assume is exclusive doesnt mean you should fuck without a condom, trust me a baby is not the worst which could have, you could get an std which start rotting you vagina or dicks off, or you can catch hiv then die a slow painful death, And even with condom you can catch herpes, genital warts and syphili. Condom only covers your dick not surround body part idiot

[deepbg1]

Casually dating,u r suppose to sleep with other people,dumb bitch,why the fuck r u lying,thats the problem with females,they always try to make it seem like they are holly,meanwhile they are worst cheater than men.Michael please,bitch get away from Michael and go find ur real baby daddy,thats if u even know who he is dumbass.

[Janusha]

Oh bitch please.... Did she think her lying would fool the DNA test ? What a dumb whore.

[Nanormano]

After watching the Maury show for some time, makes you think you should get every child tested!! lol

[Janusha]

@Nanormano

Infact... why the hell not.

Its estimated quite a high % of women let their man believe hes the father without ever telling.

[CocoCece08]

What is it with women climbing over the guy after he's not the father? If he tells you to go away, then just go away. Some men would hit her.

[tamithomas]

and to all of you jumping to shes a hoe shes a slut ect..what is she was raped and she was too ashamed to admit it?

[tamithomas]

i feel bad for babies when they are stuck in between these situations..they are inncoent in all of this.

[RayrayMBfan]

i honstly think girls shouldnt be crying over who the father is put your baby first your child is always gonna be with u put your baby first

[jib28444]

Get back in the kitchen krystal

[Bartbort1]

the bitch needed money

[DaCatOnTop]

lmao sometimes I think Maury is already knowing the results because he keeps asking these sluts numerous times "are you sure you were faithful, never had other dudes in you"? lmao

[zestydude87]

"bitch, you better get off of me so i can get in my car and leave your azz!"

[RobertandKirsten]

everybody needs to back up off of her...jesus obviously did it!

[doaralmeu]

I had myself such a girlfriend once :)).No child involved.I was chating in front of her from her facebook account with a guy i was sure she cheated on me,she kept denying,swearing on her mother,on her life etc,until the very last second when the guy himself (he thought it was her he was chating with)wrote that they had sex a week before :).Of course,instantly,she started crying & the funny-fuckedup part was that she right away told me:you know now,so you have to forgive me! Yeah right, bitch :)

[dreamerstays]

The only reason she kept lying is because she thought there was a chance it was his baby and if it came out positive, she would have him by the balls and bitch and complain and make his life miserable. After she is caught she starts sobbing and gaining pity to hide her hideous conspiring whore self. Guys dont let conniving women fool you.

[dreamerstays]

Wheres the ending? did the guy dump her or agree to be a cuckold

[Bingbong479]

Liar liar panties on fire. whore

[20324758]

fucking whore

[LackadaisicalE]

Lying whore! I totally believed her! They get me every time!

[dreamerstays]

@LackadaisicalE

Lol next time dont let them. Once is a mistake, second time is a choice, you are choosing to get fooled.

[litesout3]

fuckin triflin' ass hoes man. fuckin deceitful skanky lying sluts. they are good for one thing and one thing only. every girl should be aborted and we should just try to get as much tail as we can and then call game over on reproduction. fuck it.

[RiPTheRevAx7]

They were both sluts and they both knew it =/ why did she have to lie about it guessing the real dad was probaly his brother , Dad (or both)

[crazyriders83]

Omg stop strangling the poor guy. You chose to have multiple partners without protection and birth control. Then you chose to be a deceitful, little cunt. Stop sniveling, go find the deadbeat you fucked, and live with the consequences.

[dreamerstays]

@crazyriders83

The only thing the deadbeat will give is another baby or two. She wants to use the nice guy as a cuckold, and actually there are guys like that. But the sympathizes are always with women, even if she is a damn nasty ho

[death2sarge]

What a Slut, after the truth is found she begs for forgiveness even when she lied to everyone

[pendragonU]

Why these women feel or get to believe that it is decent to the man or the child "TO BOND THEM" in a bettter LIE as what they are not????

They fail to have even a good relationship with the real father that made them preggo and they fail to have a honest relationship with TWO persons completely innocent of her life mistakes

[jaysim83]

she must have been raped in her sleep....yea right....no man wants to take care of another mans seed unless he agreed too.

[HumaneAnon]

women just dont understand...that baby is the result of letting another man whip his baby batter inside her...fucking ho...deal with it now