Crapshots Ep.92 - The Hat

[wurmsrus2]

that's a nice painting of dandelions in the background

[Tellmeimaninja]

There may be other sources of news, but they don't have this hat.

[MiseryFields]

@Tellmeimaninja There may be other sources for Crapshots, but they don't have this hat. And why would they?

[mayamellissa]

And just so everyone knows: the hat had it's vengeance this past Christmas episode where it returned to go on Graham's head while he stared at you ready to kill.

[foobula]

Ha! That was in this week's feed dump. Look at me im pointing out the obvious!

[kasegami45]

I think tinkerbell is stuck up in his hat

[WarMonkey782damnit]

Today is Desert Bus. Today Alex will experience this horror over and over again.

[PhiiRob]

His face just says it all XD

[Makotousaki]

TF2 in a nutshell

[Lancer873]

At first I was laughing at Alex's straight face... then the button was pushed... I couldn't look away... just sat there... watching in horror... Deepening the mental scar that is now forever burned into my subconscious... whyyyyyyy?

[boodler12]

omg his hat is having a seizure

[Sukiokutu]

so, until next time, there maybe be better sources of randomness out there, but they don't have........ that hat!

[Sukuraidogai]

The button presser is the S, and Alex is the M. This is how I see this video.

[Ilikethemtaosty]

LOL!!! Just watching him be unhappy is making me laugh!

[Vangsgaard45]

OH THE HORROR!

[NojhLivic]

I never realized how elfin Alex looked...

[Blackwarkthephoenix]

.... He's just so sad. I think that face could possibly cause urges to give pity sex within AT LEAST a ten mile radius.

Further study is required.

[AlexKBKarma]

The face on him. Oh GOD. You poor poor man.

[Paradox1216]

I FUCKING WORE THIS EXACT SAME HAT THIS CHRISTMAS. i think it was from wal-mart

[AsymptoteInverse]

THAT HAT IS TERRIFYING! WHY DOES IT EXIST?

[Ayanami1000]

Alex looks really sad, and I am horrified. >:|

[porgy29]

Its hard to tell if he is terrified or trying not to laugh

[KibaWolfKing]

@porgy29 terrified, definitely terrified

[dmitriwillguard]

I must know where to get one of these. I have a cute friend who desires one.

[xenexe]

im a struggling actor and im just wondering... how did you keep a striat face? and got any pointers/?

[BrainFreezeOnAStick]

Poor Alex, now to do what chupamiubre is doing, saving money to keep that hat on Alex during desert bus.

[Naturality]

0:36 Expression of eternal disgust.

[AutoPsychotic]

Best 'trying so hard not to laugh' face EVAR.

[soupalex]

The next time they decide to blast a gold disc into space so the aliens can learn about our little blue planet, they should find a way to encode this crapshot on it. Just this. No context.

Good for a laugh, I'd think, but if there are any sentient lifeforms out there, on receipt of Alex wearing (is that the verb I want to use here? "Enduring" sounds more accurate) a festive hat, they'd probably take it as some sort of cultural declaration of war.

[Lemurrific]

So sad..

That poor tortured man..

LOL.

[dellekaj]

Priceless expression xD

[bleachit42]

where is the punchline?

[strikerbolt]

is it because he made another horrible pun? I bet its because he made another horrible pun...

[HurrellMaster]

I'm going out on a limb here, but that is Kathleen's hand instigating our entertainment, right?

[dfcrackhead]

@HurrellMaster It does look like a female hand, but I don't know if it's hers

[TheDarknessWithinAll]

@HurrellMaster

It's revenge for not letting her make more CrapShots with shaved abused cats...

[Mimm42]

Alex looks like that tickly sundra mouse thing.

[Zaneu]

Looks like Alex is.. Working overtime. - YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH~!!!­!

[Zefierzalotz]

That hat is either the coolest D-bus driver hat ever or everyone's nightmare.

[zHILLP]

Alex made this hat hilarious!

Paul would make it peoples worst nightmares....

[Lode422]

Poor Alex...

[JonVonBraun]

you know animal cruelty is over looked by many societies....

[gumbydarnit]

Oh my god, my aunt got me this damn hat!

[grissom1228]

Won't someone help that poor man?

[alynnidalar]

Hee hee, poor Alex... looks like he's about to cry the entire time!

[digitalseahorse]

XD It looks like he was trying really hard to keep a straight face through the misery. hehehe

[rutger5000]

It's an evil happiness sucking hat. Kill it with fire

[thorin01]

So what would be worse? Somebody giving you that hat as a 'gift' or deliberately picking that hat out yourself?

[jeremy2d]

.......or are you just happy to see me?

[Hashime777222]

Too funny. The best part is that is was probably made by children in a sweatshop in Asia.

[fishbeinb]

bid_50$ per hit

[johnTfirestorm]

The horror...... the horror......

[GammaJ4]

Oh, that was too good.

[Dellazice]

Bid_200$ for Alex to wear the hat.

[cat22413]

I like this. But Alex's misery is heartbreaking.

[buttonfactoryjim]

Why did the hand activate the dildo inside the hat... then activate it again.

Hand is clearly a pervert.

[MudkipMan7]

Lol, my uncle has a hat that functions just like this. 

[MikeOShay]

My, how hat technology has improved.

[Yamazuya]

That's just several kinds of cruel.

[RLYoshi]

I want this available for auction next Desert Bus.

If not, I shall send a challenge and make that song play THE ENTIRE TIME!

[Mattysmyth0593]

How many takes did that take?

[Frellyouall]

KILL IT!!

PS WHERE'S MY DESERT BUS T-SHIRT? I ORDERED IT AT THE START OF LAST MONTH.

[kirkygirl]

@Frellyouall Chill out dude! Canada Post probably is working their asses off to get the t-shirt to you! Or at least they will in the morning (today was a stat holiday due to where New Year's Day was, on a Saturday). It will get there soon, I promise!

(I live in Victoria too)

03 Jan '11 22:33 PT

[thereisnoneo]

Alex Stacey is facial comedy master.

[shadowflame68]

I can't believe he was able to keep from laughing for that long.

[mjyfs]

You can see Alex die a little inside every second

[paxrock]

Maybe this was another punishment for Alex.

[sonickitch]

omg poor alex !!, time to go kenshiro on that hats ass alex !

[JayMarshall]

That hat makes me hate christmas, and want to punch every single plastic Baby Jesus right in it face.

[porgy29]

That is the greatest hat ever I need to get one and force people I don't like to wear it.

[leeshajoi]

It's hypnotic.

[CurtDogg]

these TF2 unlocks have gotten out of control

[Backadd]

You should lend that to Paul so he can put it on his head.

[FuckSlice]

@Backadd No! Don't lend it to Paul, he cannot be allowed to go near that level of technology, it will doom us all! We all know how easily he could take over the world with a stick of gum and a paper clip, giving him the hat would result in him controlling the laws of physics.

[levykid]

That whimper is priceless.

[Svejser]

That hat is without doubt the pinnacle of human achievement.

[unacomn]

That hat is the most horrifying thing I've seen so far this year. It's like it's alive and about to murder you.

[houmand]

Hot damn, that's creepy!

[Failhammer23]

I'm guessing Alex lost a bet? :P

[IJJazek]

SWEET! you used my hat in something!

[danm36]

Crapshots has just turned into what happens daily in that household.

[sk8sheep24]

I have a bit of experience removing annoying hats. Here, you just...

Ahhhhh HT HT HT HT HT HT HT HT HT HT HT Wakooowaaaa!

...

Boom!

[WolftheWidowmaker]

The face Alex is making is due to his will to live being sucked out of his head. The hat is, in fact, a wearable Dementor.

[sufc62]

So Alex is starting his own Things on My Head?

[Valandilv]

@sufc62 In Alex's version of TomJ, the "J" stands for something completely different.

[PrayerReverie]

@sufc62 Except Alex looks more frightened of his hat than Paul ever was

[GeekyHan714]

@sufc62

He's more like starting a demented things on my head that he dosen't want to be on there.

[jonny4911]

sad alex be awesome!

[chupamiubre]

You do know i am going to donate an obscene amount of money to desert bus and make you wear that fucker the whole time.

[JerryMcJerrison]

@chupamiubre I will totally help donate toward that cause.

[MetalGearCherVik]

@chupamiubre All I have to say to that is: Yes

[okipokute]

@chupamiubre

Oh god yes, I hope this hat is available for the next Desert Bus.

[AsymptoteInverse]

@chupamiubre I will match your obscene amount of money just to see that.

[ThereAlsoMeGuy1991]

@chupamiubre shut up and take my money

[cyber952]

@chupamiubre A month and a half left. Are you ready to step to your claim?

[fayili]

Oh gods, my stepsister has one of these and was wearing it at Christmas.

[K1LL3R220]

Where can i get me on of them?

[Kingpersson]

That was awesome! =)

Good job guys, Alex reaction is priceless!

[midnayay]

that hat is terrifying

[sonic1337sonic]

best #1 video ever