Look, If you want a no strings, quick fuck, buy a weekend in pontins and wear your best shirt... Your guaranteed to get an ugly lass sitting on your dick by saturday night....... 100% guaranteed or your money back, Its in the fucking brochure!
Pontins is the lowest, cheapest and rankest gaff to go but the ales cheap and the pussy stinks, what more do you want on a holiday?
ITS A FUCKING LAUGH THOUGH. SHIT ON THE WALLS, BROKEN WINDOWS, DODGY COOKERS. GOOD OLD BRITISH HOLIDAY CAMP.
Look, If you want a no strings, quick fuck, buy a weekend in pontins and wear your best shirt... Your guaranteed to get an ugly lass sitting on your dick by saturday night....... 100% guaranteed or your money back, Its in the fucking brochure!
Pontins is the lowest, cheapest and rankest gaff to go but the ales cheap and the pussy stinks, what more do you want on a holiday?
ITS A FUCKING LAUGH THOUGH. SHIT ON THE WALLS, BROKEN WINDOWS, DODGY COOKERS. GOOD OLD BRITISH HOLIDAY CAMP.
scousebastard 7 months ago