Spiderman in 5 Seconds

[Willandacamera]

oh.

[kebabkevinaco]

@shatterdwhatisundest then you haven't seen titanic!

[EnvyMy75]

YES, you included the girly squeal!

[wasif9ty3]

lol there is no 0:13

[ellguy11]

@wasif9ty3 I also found that to be somewhat humorous.

[yanyanman154]

You know if you go back a few pages in the comments its like a nuclear war.

[Manectric7]

LOL looks like he farted that mechanic thing!!! xDDDDDDDDDDD

[nightbane2]

God speaks Spiderman.

AHH HAH!

Oh.

*Impale*

[marcusduck]

@nightbane2 What the hell is a 'God speaks'?

I think you meant 'godspeed'.

[Matt101Vgettio]

technically if you count from when the in 5 second thing dissapears it is only 4 seconds

[jcckidz]

Green Goblin would have died whether or not Spiderman jumped.

[wwescsazz]

god speed spider man, eeehh!! oh?

[Darkdayzz]

godspeed spider man...

AAAH

Owh... xD

[AATTRRIIXX]

my computer froze right when norman was impaled by his glider XD

[ashvsevilashevildead]

@AATTRRIIXX mine too

[KellyDreamer13]

1. Pause

2. Play

3. Push 6 As Many Times As Yu Want( :

[AssasinsTrueFate]

@KellyDreamer13 So True!

Thanks For The Tip!

[DreamofTobi]

Wow that looks like Hoffman in Saw 5 :[]

[panthersfan1997]

OMG!!!!! seriously that video has made me laugh more then any other video on youtube!!!

[mikethe4th]

lul

[n008t008]

OWWWWW HEHE JAMONA oh

[TheBatmanSmells]

effing trolls...

[silpudog80]

He's screm is like 'huruhuerhaa'

[JimboGrinbo]

This is just brillian

[grekor84]

did the use a real widow and take the poison out? cgi just can't do THAT good.

[JakerO4]

@grekor84 that was cgi. and today cgi is alot better than that.

[grekor84]

@JakerO4 trust me iv'e seen a widow and that thing is like looking in a mirror from the one in my garrage.

[JakerO4]

@grekor84 yea i have a seen a widow too.... that does'nt matter. but that spider is CGI. there not going to get a widow, cut out the glands that produce the venom. and wait to get the perfect angle and camera shot, having the spider bite on queue.....its CGI.

[grekor84]

@JakerO4 well iv'e had trouble telling whats cgi and whats animal training ever since i watched monkey shines that monkey is AMAZING... to bad the guy strangled it with his bare teeth... OH WELL live and learn :D

[294PiRaTe698]

when i watch this movie i imagine Willem Dafoe was the main character.

[angus7021]

I think he said "You got speed Spiderman"

[ririckyrickyracoon03]

I like when the epic music starts playing immediately after he got spiked, lol

[Bornz0r1337]

"Oh."

[koukouroukou12345]

lol

[rydgemolino]

saying god speed spider man is safer than saying chuck norris three times in the mirrow

[DWMLondawg]

@rydgemolino Woah, woah, woah be careful with that. You do something like that and Chuck Norris might come out of the mirror and roundhouse kick you in the face...and then watch burn and die.

It's a terrible thing to witness.

[jmoneyishomo]

@jmoney430able actually if you only count the spiderman footage from 0:08 to 0:11, its "Spiderman in 3 seconds." Way to go shit dick.

[MrFloppyFish]

newgoblin36 and ShonowtH, have you noticed that no one gives a fuck except that your blocking up th whole comment section with your 5 year old stupid arguments. btw, you both have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what you are talking about in terms of religion.

[ShonowtH]

gpd speed, spider man

eeyieh!

ugh

[cry4me2day]

lol That Spider's Just Like NOMNOMNOM x3

[chickiefoo]

o.O ookaaayy....

[dragonrow3]

lolll he came a glider probably it hirt so much take it out that he screamed like a girl but yeah i know he did that scream from the movie when he fell but this is hilarious!

[missindependent877]

okaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy­yyyyyyyyyy what was the point of that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!

[CAPTINCURK]

HEHE!

[PoweredBubbles]

._. I watched the very first Spider Man... why was he screaming like a girl?

[stormbringer9]

hahahahahahahaha spiderman: *girl squak*

[Serb1x]

this is in 13 seconds xP

[shayanhossain]

My friends figured out the girl scream long time ago...I was laughing my ass off when I heard that!

[beetlezumbie]

"God speaks spiderman!"

"Aaagh!"

"Oh!"

LMAO!

[torontodevil]

@beetlezumbie he says God speed Spiderman

[Deunel]

"Aaaah !"

"Oh..."

[CrimsonVermillioneye]

I always laughed at that scene where he's just like "Oh".

[conkichonchi]

Lol

[blacknick21]

uhh. ohh splat

[alanisia2400]

WHAT THE F*CK HAPPEND

[DarkTwilight96]

OMFG IM DIEING XD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[soldatmesteren]

Nicely done!

[thealexstrikesback]

i loled so much ! haha omg

[PyroKageFireMaster]

at 0:09 he had an orgasm

[bioswat96]

@PyroKageFireMaster XDDDDD

[GOKUSUPERSAIYAN93]

@PyroKageFireMaster i lmfao of your commentary !!! lol!!! an orgasm XD!!!!

[necros782]

oh.

[rman11126]

wtf just happened?

[Arbiter1818]

I love when he says "god speed spiderman"

And then the next thing you hear a girly scream from spiderman. XD

[spidey784]

he says got speed spiderman, not god speed spiderman

[Maverickk157]

@spidey784 No he definetly says god speed, its a pretty common saying.

[gerbillover20]

HA! lol

[theZombieBub]

Spiderman in this video looks like the zombie Spiderman from "Marvel Zombies (Issue #1)"

[governergusgus]

lol nerd...jk

[janaheartsnaja]

EY! marvel zombies edition

love that they came up with it lol

dont mess with marvel X3

they kick your butt lol

[Bornz0r1337]

OH!

hahahahahahhaha

[NJMuniversal]

ok?...

[enginetai]

oh lol

[latrellfrasier]

actually 13 seconds!!!!!

[Rorschach1212]

i like the part where spiderman whimpers like a bitch

[luarionte]

Godspeed Spiderman!!!!

[grassinigrassini]

lol

[Predking1234]

lmao

[moxito1]

hahahahhahaahaha

[nahtashah]

hahah

[xXShortEmoKidXx]

1) you suck

2) how could you even fall for that.

3)chain letters suck

4)how did the dad know immediately to call the police and get the kids out of the house? How could he have possibly known? Wouldn't he have been confused for a few seconds?

[OrganicTastesBetter]

tell me about it, i remember when i was scared of 'em when i was 11.

[zzyzx0788]

Lol the spiderman screaming made whole video lmao I'm still thinking about it

[alrightlol]

i dont get it but its funny

[TheHippie23]

wtf lol

[plandercozeron]

wtf

[TGMfilms]

What the hell was that.

[newgoblin36]

I don't get it. O_o He came a glider?

[FangnclawXD]

@newgoblin36 Oh wow...I didn't get it till u said that...I'm guessing ur right since u got thumbs up *eww*

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 you obviously have some bad habits... you're sick.

[newgoblin36]

@ShonowtH How exactly am I sick, dumbass? That's the joke of the video. At least, what it seems to be. Plus I wrote that damn comment a fucking YEAR ago. Go fuck yourself, you little snobby cunt.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 no, i'm pretty sure that's not what the video's about... it's saying that spiderman is a wimp and GG is suicidal... anyways, that's what i think. regardless, your conclusion to the video is perverted....

and what the heck is a cunt??? @_@

[newgoblin36]

@ShonowtH What. A. Fucking. Idiot. You're clearly a little kid or something. If you were older, you'd get the joke of the video. You don't even know what cunt is, and yet you try to come up with a different conclusion to the video, when it's clear what the video is about. Grow up before you try to dispute adult stuff, faggot. Plus, look at my comment, 10 thumbs up. People obviously get the joke. Now, as I said before, fuck yourself. =)

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 What. = not a proper sentence. A fucking. = not a proper sentence. Loser. = not a proper sentence. I understood your joke, but unlike low-life perverts such as yourself, i have better things to do. I suggest you stop researching pornographic images and start a nice hobby... golf, music, drawing, maybe kissing people outside of your own gender? btw- 10 thumbs up whoopee look at you! 10 other fat perverts who live and remove the virginity of their mothers! =D

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 oh btw, I'm 15. I just loath images of guys kissing and i hate pornography. guess we're NOT THE SAME PEOPLE, now are we¿

[newgoblin36]

@ShonowtH Yeah I figured you were a dumbass little kid. And who said I research pornographic images you dumb little bitch? There's this thing thats called SEX, in which a man and a woman have it, ok? Oh wait you don't even know what that is yet. Get the fuck out of my face and stop making yourself look like a little ignorant moron, stupid little kid. Btw don't you EVER tell me what I can and cannot do, cunt. Drop this immature bullshit and grow the fuck up.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 hahahahahaha you really don't know what i'm saying, do you? i already told you, i understand the joke. you are suggesting Spider-Man is ejaculating the Goblin Glider. that is disgusting. and regardless, you're the one being ignorant. i don't know how many times i must tell you before your little brain... if there is one... understands these concepts.

btw- 10 thumbs up, congradulations. 28k views.

meanwhile someone who knows what the joke really is has 16 thumbs up, understand?

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 Another concept you don't understand is that a man and woman do not have sex. That's improper english. They partake in sex. Sex is not an object, rather an action.

Regardless of my age, it's obvious I am smarter than you are. I don't know what cunt means, you surpass me there, but you don't understand my sayings. I repeat many times that I understand your joke yet YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND that.

If you're older and "better" than me, you SHOULD be smarter, yet you lie of habits.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 I have surpassed puberty. Oh... um... in terms you would understand "i had like a wet dream and like now i'm bigger"

You tell me to grow up. Okay, you're older than me. The problem with your statement is that i am constantly growing already.

Anyways, I'm not in your face. Judging by response time, I would say we're approximately 2,000 miles apart.

You should try paying close attention to what others say, as well as yourself.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 last thing i'll respond with, this video is not what you think it is. your mind is strongly addicted to pornographic images, and therefore creates a lustful conclusion of everything in a different way.

don't lie to me. aside from animation, i'm majoring in psychology, and i am well talented as well as skilled. there IS a difference, you know that, right?

[newgoblin36]

@ShonowtH Yes, the video IS what I think it is, don't try to tell me, an adult, what you, a stupid little kid, think they know what it's about. Plus, of course my mind is in the gutter, I'm 19yrs old and a guy. My mind is obviously going to think dirty. You have no clue what you're talking about, and you, for some reason, don't want to simply say "ok". GROW UP, before you try to make ANY sort of argument with an adult subject matter. In the meantime, as I stated before, fuck yourself. Dumb kid.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 yet another support for what i said. i understand your joke and you continue your stubborn stupidity. you're 19? good for you! well metaphorically speaking, the sucker's gone, stop chewing on the stick. you're clearly bluffing and repeating your hypocritical statements.

and by the way, you clearly didnt know this, a "kid" is originally a reference to a young goat, and humans adopted it as slang for "child." however, there is a slightly major difference between child and teenager

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 besides, you (unsurprisingly) made 4 mistakes.

1: you are an adult, but 19 is between 10 and 20. you are both adult and teenager.

2:just because you're 19 does not conclude you must be lustful

3:adults are not perfect. you, significantly, are not. children are correct in various situations as opposed to adults.

4:we're both in the teenage range, and regardless, i can say what i truly believe is accurate.

5:your first sentence runs on and is entirely "choppy." (too many commas)

[ShonowtH]

@ShonowtH my last arguement to your futile attempt of convincing me of lies, ands mind my saying this; fuck is actually an acronym. it comes from medeival times. it extends to:

Fertilization Under Consent of the King

my point is, i cannot "fuck" myself. i do not have female genitalia.

[newgoblin36]

@ShonowtH Who the flying fuck are you to tell me what I can and can't do? You're 15 for fucks sake. Don't you EVER tell me what to do, you little snobby rich boy. Franky, I'm tired of this childish argument over a fucking 15 second video that you clearly don't even get the joke of. Ask anyone here, they'll agree with me. And even if it WASN'T the joke of the video, what I said was clearly funny, as noted by the several thumbs up. You made yourself look like a complete idiot. Just drop it, kid.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 T_T.... wow. I repeat AND explain your sick joke, and you're telling me I don't understand it? I never told you to or not to do ANYTHING. I have constantly stated facts, and you have ironically told me to grow up. I have never demanded of you, rather recommended. YOU are the one demanding.

are you sure you even know what we've been arguing over? you are not innocent of this fight. I am, however. I have stated facts. You are fighting with ironicly false statements.

[newgoblin36]

@ShonowtH Well maybe next time don't call someone sick when they make a small, grown-up joke about a 14 second fucking video, dumbass. I saw the vid, I stated the obvious, and moved on. A year ago no less. Have a problem with it? Tough fucking shit. Ignore me or my comment if it bothers you. Just fucking drop it already. It's pointless to keep arguing over a stupid fucking spiderman video. And I'm not going to keep arguing with a dumb little 15yr old who likes The Jonas Brothers for fucks sake.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 oh, you saw my channel! well, as predictable, you didn't read. those are images of the jb being hanged.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 wait a sec, did you SERIOUSLY just say grown-up? wow... and if ya don't wanna be a big boy who knows more than dirt and cries because his bluff is obvious, there IS a thing called "stop".

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 Regardless, you are behaving immaturely. it is not a "grown up" joke. it's an impure joke. Maturity is the state of mind, in and out, displaying sinless and purity.

[newgoblin36]

@ShonowtH How? Because i keep trying to resolve this childish and immature argument over a fucking video that you seem hell bent on proving you can never be wrong? Just shut the fuck up asshole. You're seriously starting to irritate me. And if you're as smart as you think you are, you'd realize how fucking childish this pointless argument is and DROP IT. But no, of course not. Not a snobby little 15 yr old. You little shits will never stop until you get what you want. Fuck off and grow up.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 blah blah blah. you're more guilty of the fight than i am. i have simply proven your stubborn idiocy wrong and you have continued to prove it. if you wanna stop fighting, you CAN stop. i dont know everything, but i seem to know that you're blind towards your situation.

btw you put me in the mood-- stop telling me to grow up when you're the one complaining.

[newgoblin36]

@ShonowtH Will you just let it go already? Jesus fucking christ, you call me immature, and yet you accuse me of being sick and won't let this childish argument go. The hypocrasy here is astounding. Just shut the fuck up, you're WRONG. None of this bullshit would've happened if you hadn't accused me of being "sick" just because i made a goddamn joke. Now SHUT UP and go away, you little brat.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 you're calling me a hypocrit? that's hilarious. you are trying to make me discontinue my strong points because you don't want your perverted and simple mind to be exposed to the world, am i right? either way, i did not tell you to stop talking, you told me beforehand. i'm not really all that upset so much as annoyed by your incompetence.

I repeat (again) i know what i'm saying. you are using foul language to retaliate. you are the one fighting. I am only explaining your inaccuracy.

[newgoblin36]

@ShonowtH Perverted mind exposed to the world?

I LEFT THE FUCKING COMMENT DIDN'T I?

Were you dropped as baby a lot? It certaintly seems like it. SImple fact is, you had no right to tell me I am sick because of a fucking joke. You're a childish little brat who thinks he's tough online. Although you are at least intelligent, which I can respect. But still, you are being childish about this. You are JUST as guilty as I am here, and yet you don't want to admit you're wrong. Typical kid.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 you know, if you wanna get somewhere in life, you should probably start facing actual facts. thank you for accepting the fact that i'm intelligent, but i did not say i am tough. truth be told, i'm a little over average wight and i dont work out... but um the word "childish" means to act with simple-mindedness. in other words, doing before thinking. i am thinking. you are constantly griping and complaining with foul language. cut the irony. i am guilty now, thanks for using memory =)

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 i guess i should say you're smarter than i'm describing, but um... i wouldn't say by much...

well, my last point before you deny all of the facts, your thought of the explanation to the video is inaccurate;

"I don't get it. O_o He came a glider? "

explaining you do not understand. you were making a disgusting joke for reputational benefit.

i'm not popular, but i am minimally courteous toward strong-efforted movies. i don't speak innappropriate concepts. (get it now?)

[newgoblin36]

@ShonowtH Actually I stopped arguing with you because this is pointless and childish and I don't like picking on people younger than myself.

It's not hard to understand: I saw the vid, didn't get it, made a joke about it. It's my goddamn right to, and for you to come up to me and tell me I'm sick just because YOU don't like it is childish and stupid. If you don't like it, move the hell on and stop being so bratty about it. You act as if I'm not allowed to make jokes or be funny. Let it go.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 i never said you're not allowed to be funny, i said you shouldn't be perverted. that's what i've been saying the whole time, and you've been trying to snap it back at me. it's not just me who doesn't like your perversion on things, there are many people. more importantly, God doesn't like it either.

i never told you what rights you do or don't have, i have been telling you THE WHOLE TIME what you SHOULDNT do and what you WILL regret.

[newgoblin36]

@ShonowtH Oh don't start with your religous bullshit, asshole. And the same terms apply with me being perverted. Who cares, and more importantly, who are YOU to tell me I can't be perverted, even though I'm not? I made one fucking joke and you jump all over me like I'm the goddamn antichrist. Take one look at my channel and favorites and then try to start with your religous horseshit, motherfucker.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 lulz you are perverted. and Christianity isn't a religion, actually. it's reality.

don't say i didnt warn you when you're up in flames.

[newgoblin36]

@ShonowtH Uh huh. So I'm gonna go to hell for making a pervy joke? Ok pal, sure. Btw, Jesus took a thief to heaven, dumbass.

And for your information, I AM religous. I DO believe in God. I just don't take it to the extremes like you. I believe that you should be able to listen to whatever the fuck you want, and not let your beliefs stand in the way. Just because I believe and have faith doesn't mean I won't listen to it, despite me liking it. So you can kindly snort a pig's asshole, prick.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 yyyyeaahhh.... um well, whether you are or aren't religious, you shouldn't be. face reality. i already said, Christianity IS THE REALITY.

i'm surprised you knew that Jesus took a thief to Heaven. you know why? HE WAS FORGIVEN OF HIS SINS. there's a way judgement works:

you are the sinner. (not specifically you but w/e anyone)

Jesus is the Son asking "can he stay in Heaven with us? I forgave him of his sins"

and God is the Father saying "hmm... well if he's forgiven... =)

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 and btw, with your joke, you are breaking 2 Commandments at once.

Thou shalt not commit adultery

Thou shalt not put any graven image before Me

'sides, there are ALOT of other reasons you should go to hell. EVERYBODY should. God isn't fair, He doesn't give us what we deserve. He purifies the stains and opens the gates.

anyway, I WANT to be in the extreme with reality (what you would just call Christianity) but i have some other habits i need to work on forming and losing

[newgoblin36]

@ShonowtH Wrong. Christianty is just ONE religon, it's not the entire world. What about Bhudda? Or Hinduism? Or Jews? Grow up and get a fucking brain. You and your kind are whats destroying this world. You don't know me or know anything about me. How do you know I'm not religous anyway? I already stated that I DO believe and have faith in God, and yet you say you're surprised at me knowing about the Thief. Brainless idiot. Grow up before you try to talk shit, asshole.

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 lulz actually, Christianity and Judaism are realities, beside the Jewish belief that Jesus was only a prophet. Buddhism has many good teachings, as most religions do, but not all of them are accurate. Hinduism is right out stupid. And anyway, it's obvious you don't have faith in Him because you said it's not reality. How misconstrued are you?

btw, If I "don't" have a brain, how is it that what i say makes more sense than your words? oh yeah, how high do i have to grow to talk?

[the99stingrays]

@ShonowtH ur a fag hahahahahhahahahahahhahah

[ShonowtH]

@the99stingrays oh great! another fool who stoops to bluffs and name calling T_T whaddya want?

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 stop it! you're embarrassing me! I shouldn't have to explain these things to you!

if you're trying to con me into giving you your lipstick back, I don't have 'em, cutie. T_T

[ShonowtH]

@newgoblin36 btw how would (stalker) you know if I'm wealthy? I'm not snobby, my sisters are.

I have not made a fool of myself. I've constantly proven you wrong and your sad, envious mind tries hopelessly turn the tables. You are the one ruining your horribly mangled reputation. mine is small; I don't try to be cool. life and reputation on earth are unimportant. Regardless, I have few friends because I want stronger friendships.

[power163]

lol spiderman screaming like a girl then oh lmao random

[XtraTarTarSarce]

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[wushikarakaa]

Man I cracked up!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEE! Love the sissy scream :D

[sharkboy85]

and the "oh".

[MoviesIn5Seconds]

Lmao, wow, random

[SPYBLOCK120]

NO SHIT! HE GOT HIT RIGHT IN DA penuz

[shadowXP6]

lol saved me 2 hours!

[upstart1776]

Lol....love his scream..

[NOTW468]

LOL Spiderman Screaming Like A Girl

[SiIverwing89]

hahahah funny

[abruns117]

haha ......hahahahhahahhhahahaaaaha­hahahahahahahahahaahhahaahahha­hahahahahahahahahah

[CarnageKiller47]

Fucking Hilarious!

[Zoasterboy]

Haha good one.

[simozonelayer]

excellent edit - wish all the 5 second movies were as sharp as this. 5 starts.

[JohnJrBale]

Haha....I don't get it. Goblin just died. and Spiderman falled on a banana,or what.

[power163]

lol i love it ahhhhhh

[ClementJ642]

lol Yeah Gobby, when you hit Spider-Man you should probably move.

[brohouzer]

Yeah. Even if it had hit Spider-Man, the blades would go through Spidey, Spidey would be stuck on it, then it would hit the Goblin. Spider-Man Green Goblin kabob.

[drewsef765111]

Yummy.

[LuckyLuke7895]

the first time i watched this i was like 'WTF?' and now every time i watch it i just LOL!

[Yingerpoof]

haha