Spiderman in 5 seconds

[timgarlick0]

haha... gobi!

[FreddyClown123]

What a late n64 commercial xD

[robinhood5774]

asco de video ,....odio los 5segundos



[ginnoveffect]

Bruce Campbell is my hero.

[ObamaLovesMexicans]

00:13 = Terry's chocolate orange, great product placement!

[MrBurgundy76]

i always hated that line. and "bless you spiderman!" and the corny "ITS SPIDERMAN" haha. 1 was good but corny 

[bluehedgehog59]

but the video was 20 seconds long =O

[MyNetVid]

00:10 why won't u say yes already??!! NYEAUHHHH!!!

[benrns]

Oh that sucks

[sparkyinbath]

i want to die

[MrMike0113]

I really like this video. It's one of my favourite "X in Y seconds" videos and it seems a lot of people dislike it. I have thus come to the conclusion that people are idiots.

[SlepTuveGaming]

Look at 43:51. Oh wait...

[DefineEtHx]

9 seconds ...

[xtremelycra2i]

@DefineEtHx 10 Seconds ^^

[corbilly]

It's just me or anybody else hates people who doesn't understand figurative language and leave comments here complaining " hey the video lasted for more than 5 seconds"?

[ry4nmaster]

LOL

[Lenavalenzuela98]

that waz 10 secndz nd Yeszz i COUNTED:)

[slaidification]

I was expecting crying Toby McGuire all the way through.

[Dproguyzerz]

Kristen dunst called this a cheap line in the commentary

[seqament]

it is a spoiler

[fightinside1]

spiderman is matt damon

[matrixfan127]

Thank you Doug Walker :P

[Premium388]

thats more than 5 seconds....

[nb45001]

@Premium388 When you find a video that say in 5 seconds and actually is 5 seconds.tell me.

[xilith117]

Was that a microphone dangling behing spideys head?

[coledash]

This was not 5 seconds. Thumbs down

[MrSceneKid]

@coledash

It's a figure of speech, silly.

[TheSonomaDude]

@coledash Its not supposed to be 5 seconds. Thumbs down to your comment.

[KlawyKogut]

@like1ice

In Poland icecream means blow job

[vktrfly]

But the real questinis... Where's the 19th second?

[N1NJ4F15H]

0:16 Bruce Campbell

[nicholas33309]

FAIL

[coolspikey1]

keep pressing 5 lol!

[knotightul]

I was saying that the whole movie, guys.

[Klootviool9000]

240p

like a boss..

[BCete]

noone makin these videos can actually count XD

[AceofGallifrey]

@BCete It's a meme, genius. It doesn't actually have to BE 5 seconds long... it's part of the genre.

[BCete]

@AceofGallifrey well i must be. Its not a meme its people who wanted a intro and then could not count. Its a way to cover it up....And its not a genre. Thanks for proving my point. Anything else?

[TheLaroqui]

MEH ILL WATCH THE REST LATER ITS GETTING LATE

[thisryanthe]

Eh not as funny as the other ones

[DeeWhyH]

"Oh, that sucks" (And I literally mean that, I'm not just quoting it)

[TheBraveKids]

Press 5 then go to 0:15

[realbammargera]

how do i shot web?

[therealquade]

Parker, Do you know what my favorite kind of rice is? Uncle Ben's!

[WarhawkAstra200hp]

@therealquade hahahahahahahahahah this is hilarious hahahahhaha lololol trololololoo this is just amazing hahahha

[gta4madman]

@therealquade nice way to steal it from a picture faggot.

[brianwolfman313]

That Suck's

[marioluigi344]

@therealquade Saw that on memebase, lol

[AliceMarinaRN]

??????????????????????????????­??



[pokemonmastermichele]

toby ruined spiderman for mee :(

[BigMavy]

spider man inside a buning holtel with green goblin :O

[astek098]

Ха

[MEGAXSTU]

DON'T TELL HARRY

[HazzDaawg123]

Its you who's out gobby, excuse my dirty mind buut...

[gretalove98]

In realtà è in 20 secondi!!!

[startingsprinter]

his trash talk is worse than the transformers

[Nonamechannel427]

press 7 for howdy

[MrSamuel745]

@eminemlyriczz that may be true but a lot of them are legit and only 5 seconds long

[lukasgengy]

240p we meet again

[coolboy12312345]

press 8 dude sneezes

[TheMrVasili]

Oh that suck!

[like1ice]

In australia gobbie means blow job

[Alyssoo]

@like1ice in soviet russia, blow job do you!

[MisterJamieLawson]

@like1ice in soviet russia, blow jobs give you.

[QoMSoL]

@MisterJamieLawson This is like the dumbest type of jokes EVER. Simply fuckin' retarded and makes no sense whatsoever.

[MisterJamieLawson]

@QoMSoL 1. It wasn't a joke 2. In Soviet Russia, sense makes no whatsoever.

Sir, you have been mindfucked. But then again, in Soviet Russia, mindfucks have you.

[QoMSoL]

@MisterJamieLawson Wow. You just made those shit-jokes sound even more retarded. Congrats!

[MisterJamieLawson]

@QoMSoL 'QoMSol' don't bother talking about retarded, by the looks of your name your fingers are too fat to control the caps lock key.

[QoMSoL]

@MisterJamieLawson Funny how people like you don't even know there are other keys on the keyboard. Do you always use caps to put in 4 capital letters?

[MisterJamieLawson]

@QoMSoL suck maaa dizzle. THAT is how much I care about what you say, however I actually get a slight pleasure knowing that i'm tormenting you, just another bit of internet nerd rage you can't seem to control because i'm better than you in every single way at everything, except being a cunt. See your reply tomorrow bud i look forward to stimulating the nerd in you :) <3

[QoMSoL]

@MisterJamieLawson

"i'm better than you in every single way at everything" Bwahaha. Shit, that made me rofl. You have got to be a 15 year old =')

However you still didn't answer the question.

[MisterJamieLawson]

@QoMSoL i like blow jobs

[OushGisher]

@like1ice "It's YOU, who's out, Blowjob!!!"

[like1ice]

@OushGisher lol

[DongerZ1]

@like1ice it's funny because it's true.

[alig3226]

@like1ice ahaha

[darthesgoobis123]

@like1ice what part of australia are you from?!?

[like1ice]

@darthesgoobis123 victoria?

[darthesgoobis123]

@like1ice it just sounds like a very very bogan thing to say... I'm from queensland and have NEVER heard that before!!

[ortan191]

@like1ice and fanny is vagina

[MaroonBugUK]

Sarah Jane: "wait, who are you?"

Spiderman: "MATT DAMON!"

[jumps off building].

[beisner00]

@MaroonBugUK really?, no one else made a correction to this that its 'mary jane'?

[DikiyTip2011]

@MaroonBugUK Bourne ultimatum?

[Scorch247ftw]

@MaroonBugUK I'm imagining him saying that like Matt Damon off of Team America.

[airbear2799]

omfg

[Nitesuke]

anyone else notice how the video started out with a total time of 19 and ended at 20 seconds?

[1966065015]

Did he just say Gobbie?

[camandhayley]

He said GOBBIE!

[Warscarblackbelt]

My entire childhood described at 0:15.

[Bombedit]

Why are "in 5 seconds" videos never five seconds.

[MysticalPiplup]

@Bombedit Did you not read the god damn top comment?

[Bombedit]

@MysticalPiplup Hey, don't get angry. I get it now though, thanks.

[Nkieffer000]

"I'm your friendly neighborhood spider-man."

"He stole that guy's pizzas!"

[LordManda2]

Well its a comic-book movie, you expected NON-corny dialogue? -_-

[LordManda2]

Well its a comic-book movie, you expected NON-corny dialogue? -_-

[giantchicken891]

i cant believe there remaking spiderman. the first 2 are my favourite marvel movies of all time. i remember going to see them both at the cinema ;(

[johncenafu24]

Guy at the end is Frank West

[Yoshimitsu483]

Ugh. That sucks. Lol.

[oscarmike1985]

yeah that sucks but damn that Danny Elfman score still kicks ass

[ilovefoxhunting89]

Hahahaha aha!!!!!! Ugh that sucks

[Mr10thmountain]

haha bruce campbell a-list B rated actor says it sucks :D

[MarlonJohno]

Peter Parker always did have a ways with words.

[Christopher80611]

Wait,your not Chuck Noris to play the movie in 5 seconds!!

[AlexIliasi]

only in America exists''Spider-man,bat-man,sup­er-man,robocop.wonder-woman,al­iens,space ships,ghosts,zombies,super heroes,flying sauces,etc :D

[LORENSSIOK]

@AlexIliasi America is the land of all possibilities XD

[ThatGuyWithGIasses]

Gobbie. I find that funny

[TheMysterygamer14]

that was hilarious :D

[TwoLadsMakinVids]

That was a bunch of crap

[Nelssonator]

This would make a really good Horatio Caine one-line. Especially with that guy putting on his sunglasses

[MrBdoggghomes]

that actually made me laugh

[kutonga]

He should have be bit by a Phidippus Putnami Jumping Spider, then his eyes would look like this> oOOo.

[franciscobarcia]

@WoopWoopDk cunt

[Wesley683]

1564 didnt understand that without the title and credits, the movies 5 seconds

[Danshro]

Fail

[F4H6K8]

I dont get it.

[putridpansy1]

@F4H6K8 it was a shit pun :/

[sbdl8594]

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[RobsysGames]

That was more like 13 seconds and 7 seconds of introduction and ending credits.

[Threesin]

@RobsysGames Where the "movie" Starts is the five seconds

[Parketroth]

Lol! The film isn't that far off five seconds anyway after you cut out the RIDICULOUSLY long opening titles sequence...

[ricards12310]

Aw thats sucks lol

[LilMacDonal]

Lebron Traveled



[123123warriorcats]

Gobby...what a wonderful comeback...

[postwindmill]

lol that was terrible

[dasxcminnie]

"well that sucks" lol, love that part

[Rashield938]

thats not 5 seconds

HAHA YOU FAIL!

[megawatt62]

@Rashield938 i know rite its ten

[TheRaellz]

@Rashield938 HAHA! you logic failed and embarrassed yourself =)

[SaharTurquoise]

that's actually the worst line in script writing history XD

[TheAlloyy]

The PS3 stole the Spiderman font to put on their product... I'M NOT LYING, GO LOOK FOR YOURSELF!

[Skathra]

@TheAlloyy

Sony owns spiderman you fucking dumb cunt.

Like seriously, how much shit do you eat at breakfast only to vomit it out in your own speech later on?

[TheAlloyy]

@Skathra Show me some proof, since you know everything. :) Oh, no proof? hmm. Who's the dumb cunt now?

[Skathra]

@TheAlloyy

en(dot)wikipedia(dot)org/wiki/­Spider-Man_in_film

1st paragraph

You aren't very good at this.

[dariokustura]

@TheAlloyy I'l call this a fail.

[TheStakingGoldfish]

Gobby.

XD

[ZombieHorrorBitch]

then the evil dead comes

[MauerTwins7]

awww that sucks

[PKZteam]

.__.

[1337sir]

Thats not 5 seconds....

[rafilo007]

Is that a pokeball in the Goblin's hand ?

[Jordanthemonster81]

WHEN IS SPIDERMAN 4 COMING OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[monkeyquest45]

@Jordanthemonster81 ik ik ik ik July 4 2012 :D

[cowpoop1907]

@Jordanthemonster81

on the 6.7. 2012 that was in the magazine but some say it comes earlier out but what sure is its coming 2012

[dragonmasterlance123]

@Jordanthemonster81 You mean the reboot?

[XxFunnyExtrimistxX]

@Jordanthemonster81 there is no such thing as spider man 4 o.O its gonna be a reboot called the amazing spider man xD watch the trailer :P july 3 dude

[Captain00KIrk]

Looks like Goblin is about to catch a wild Spider-man!

[SuperAustinFTW]

Spider Man in 5 seconds is a 20 second video... what?

[DragonicaChannel]

woell that's sucks OMFG HE SAID SUCKS!

[TheAbusiveTuna]

that was 10 secs

[ValeV008]

OMG what a retarded comeback. xD

[goldenball2020]

@uploader ... do you know what is 5 seconds means??? hmm

[snake6947]

Im surprised at the dislikes.  I think its so cheesy, thats why he said aww that sucks

[LOTO202]

Green Goblin: "What about my generous proposal?"

Spiderman: "I do!"

Green Goblin: "Yay!"

[castello629]

i want a gobby

[EminemLyriczz]

people are retarded as fuck. 5 seconds is a figure of speech. the same as when your asked to do something and you say "ill be there in a second" obviously you cant possibly be there in a second but its a way of saying a short amount of time. GEEZUS! thumbs up so people can stop making fools of themselves.

[indyhan6]

@mxpadawan

5 seconds is just a figure of speech, Gobby

[Melissa95helen]

correction.. this sucked..

[mxpadawan]

are you fucking kidding me ??? its spiderman in 20 seconds stupid!

[billiejack123]

@mxpadawan Correction. 7 seconds.

[MrSuperHeatran]

"Are you N or are you out?"

he obviously either played the N64 too much, or is a huge N fan...

[3MinGameplay]

Were is 0:19

[AzureGuardian2]

@3MinGameplay 0:19 told a chuck norris a yo momma joke, and is now 6 feet under

[Coolak64]

The book was better.

[MsSwiftyFan]

Yeah.. it DOES suck.

[MrAaaaaaaaa1350]

Everybody gets one

[marcuschookt]

A 5 second movie in a 19 second video. (Y)

[Poppomatic64]

Ill watch the rest later

[nb45001]

@Poppomatic64 I wanna go see marnie and the fungi tree so that my donor kebab will smell of shopping centre liquid spray bought by quinns very own dog food

[Poppomatic64]

@nb45001 What About The Dodongos Cavern?

[TheRealBarnez]

How is this... 5 seconds?

[Vicentems170]

@TheRealBarnez intro doesn't count :)

[TheRealBarnez]

@Vicentems170 Ends at 0:08, Spidey footage at 00:15, that's 7 seconds, even without the "well that suck"

[Gdigger10]

too long make it shorter