Early Voting with Hank

[LeNerdGirl]

"Miss-Imagine Margo. Follow her balloon. Hold onto your strings."

[emomotorgeek]

I spy with my little Rouroni Kenshin

[42hermy]

AHH THE ASPECT RATIO!

[LOLSipopsyum]

OMFG YOU SAID MY NAME!!!!!!!! AND SAID IT WOULD BE EXITING IF I WAS SOMEWHERE! MY NAME IS CEILE (pronounced KAY-LEE)

[bandotaku]

In all seriousness, Hank, you were literally talking so fast that the video could not catch up to the audio. A good portion of this video was out of sync due to the faster than lightspeed of your speech.

[dystopianite12]

My name is Molly and I just jumped like a mile. Was not expecting that...

[SirTeeGeeEss]

This must be the least viewed Vlogbrothers video...

[greengirllover]

You look better with flowier hair! But it's okay - "the worse the haircut, the better the man."

[hippyfriend]

Can someone please make a loop of his "I will see you in Seattle tommorow" at 3:00? I'm sure you could autotune it!

[dontyouknowww]

You. Talk. So. Fast. You. Are. Awesome.

[guinivereXbloodgood]

I realize this is a year and a half late, but I just read Paper Towns (about time, yeah?) And my blurb would have to be "Pure awesomesauce with a side dish of thematic transcendentalism."

[trapjohnson]

They had discussed that a few times actually, the anomaly of the dead voting legally, via absentee and then croaking before the day of.

[mentalyrtardd]

seriously you're sexy

[SloanZone87]

You're like the worlds fastest talker :P

[shoelace07]

i can't believe y'all were in plano :'[ i wish i had known y'all last year so i could have come to see y'all! GAHHHHHH

[Qw3rtypop]

0:50-1:07

couldnt stop laughing!

[doodlehh]

Augh. I hate his haircut.

And a note: watching Nerdfighter videos is infinitely more awesome than studying for finals. (But not as productive.)

[Sleepover137]

@doodlehh hahahaha same here!



[Lelouch911]

@doodlehh that's what I'm doing right now lolz

[Lauen324]

@doodlehh

I should be doing my math homework right now so... yeah.

[soulartistRiSK]

@Lauen324 me to

[senorsqueakydesk]

That was some impressive annunciation during the blurbing book club portion of the video.

[ScottishAtHeart]

I was at the event in Seattle! He signed my socks!!!!

[14hp1]

Yeah, off subject but my dog is doing this weird thing where she barks in her sleep, it makes a funny noise.

I liked the 'Aweeeeesome' at 2:08-ish

[headcrab21]

She's probably having a nightmare.

[angelbelle717]

It turns out that after watching a maraton amount of vlog brothers videos, this was the one at which my will to save money by reading the books i already own, was pwned by my desire to own paper towns! Dispite the glare i will get of my friends and family for constantly buying books, I regret nothing!!

[jam2go]

blur: Misunderstood people being Misunderstood

[cooldudedavid93]

monday, Nov. 4th? think you mean tuesday... ;)

[Nic33rd]

So much Paper Towns! Even if I didn't want to read it, I'd probably still end up reading it out of subconscious suggestion or something!

[the5regularguys]

I voted early as well. The line was a little long since I waited until the week before the election, but it wasn't horrible.

Still need to read Paper Towns. Trying to finish the book I started before it came out.

[MusicRocksxxx]

He Cracks me up

[lilbundlojoy]

holy freaking hotdog on a stick!!!! How do you talk so blooming speedily??

(by the way, that hotdog has been dipped in corn batter and deep-fried...)

You make me laugh :D

[nerdfighter7]

Woo! We love you Hank! Sorry.

[kittyjhonnylover15]

i will see you in seatle tomorrow *click*

love that!!

[sgtpeppers10]

absentee ballots FTW. oh, and OBAMA. yesssssss.

[JoachimHines]

Haven't got Paper Towns yet :(

[adillemma]

mail-in-ballots are the wave of the future! I <3 Oregon!!!

[notasecretagent]

Hank, are those the Sandman trade paperbacks behind you? Because they are made of awesome! I wish I lived in Missoula so we could be friends. Alas.

(Not that that's a creepy thing to say or anything. Gah.)

[ryanbranom]

Haha. Somebody below me was saying that you were an a-hole for not voting for Bush.

Maybe he should look at Bush's progress before throwing out the name calling.

[faithful607]

-whines-

I've been, like, begging my parents to give me a ride to go see you guys in Plano tomorrow. Didn't work. I...should've gotten my license as soon as I hit sixteen; I could've taken myself. Rawr.

notetoself: "BUT MY BIRTHDAY'S NEXT WEEK" is not the way to get to out of Houston. Nopenopenope. D=

[dave98503]

what an asshole.

If you didn't vote for George Bush,

you're liberal ass vote was wasted, you geeky asshole.

[PolkadottedCam]

your eyes were hilarious at like :51!!

[goldpaws]

wait...ya'll are starting in Plano, TX?

Why not come to Corpus Christi, Tx where there are beaches?! beautifullll beaches!!

Please come. :-*

[crazypassions]

how do I become one of the people you hang out with. how do I get to know when and where you land so I can stand with john and other friends and greet you and eat lunch and all those fun games!?

[CorgisAreForever]

"This year's greatest disastrous treasure hunt."

[2nerdfighters]

OBAMA 08'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[erikais2kewl4skewl]

nice close haha

[AshandRayProductions]

I LOVE U! UR SOO AWSOME!

ashandray=huge fans :]

[SimplyJalyn]

A book that shows life has a million angles

HANK DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK AND HOW HARD IT WAS TO WRITE A BLURB ABOUT PAPER TOWNS THAT WAS JUST 10 WORDS??????

[KelseyMilk]

so the vlog brothers bang each other right??

they seem like queer bate.

[megajoe8]

While you guys are incredibly hilarious when not talking about politics....your unbridled liberalism disgusts me.

[Mandolindsay]

megajoe8: be nice! They have every right to support the candidate that they like. Liberals are the BEST kind of people. People who beleive in progress and equality. People who love the earth. People who love People! ....are the luuuuckiest people in the woooooorld....

[megajoe8]

Liberals may have the people at heart, I don't believe that their method of government is the way to accomplish progress, equality and...loving the earth. Ok, they really love the earth...alot. And so do I. Im all for moving our nation forward and protecting the environment. Well, Ive ranted. At all. Our congress is controlled by liberals. Who really makes things happen in our country? Congress, or the President? Things may not be going well right now, but im not sure about Obama.

[HazeLovesMaryJane]

The 4th is Tuesday not Monday.

[AliJDB]

The 28th was a Monday though.

[LateToTheGame]

Um, Hank, you meant "Tuesday, Nov. 4th"?

[tionalgrl0]

No, he meant Monday, because he posted it on Monday. The Nov. 4th part was because he voted early and so it felt like Nov. 4th to him, despite the fact that it was Monday, Oct. 27th. XD

[HlysComment]

Wow, I'm impressed that early voting was easy for Hank. Here the lines are crazy and it's a 2 hr wait to early vote.

The news said something like more people early voted in the first three days here in Arkansas than did in the last election. (Note the period.)

Because of Hank's influence, I no longer drive to work. I bike/bus = LONG commute = I'd have to vote on my lunch break which isn't 2 hrs long.

So, unless I learn to bend time...early voting isn't going to happen.

[sivartis]

I'm quite disappointed that you won't be in Los Angeles, Hank. You realize that the very close race as who who is my favorite Green Brother will move fairly solidly in John's direction... :-)

~Trav

[zQWASZX]

ouch... harsh lol. I've always preffered John's videos but it seems the majority favour Hanks, i like hanks videos too though

[sivartis]

hehe, well, I kid, mostly. Hank and John are two equal yet virtually incomparable types of awesome. I just wanted to meet both of them. Greedy me. :-)

~Trav

[canadaaustin]

MENLO PARK WAS AMAZING!

[theawesomeforce]

AHHH IT SO WAS!!!

[coober85]

Menlo Park, CA?

[Sept4MC]

Obama is the BIGGEST CON ARTIST EVA

Suckers!!

CONBAMA 08

[misterfisherman]

90% of americans fall for hollywood con acting.and they continue to buy ripoff exercise gagdets

[smilingseal]

McCAin who abandons his wife when she becomes handicap, after she waited for him for years, is scum only looking out for his own greed.

I do not trust a man like that.

I WILL NOT VOTE FOR THAT ONE!

Like Ronald Reagan's son,

and

William F. Bubkley Jr ( conservative icon)'s son

I WILL ALSO VOTE FOR OBAMA!

[monkaholic100]

Isn't November 4th a Tuesday this year?

[jfreed87]

yes

[bacon57]

Kristina is my sister lol

i finally got to meet you yesterday

that made me happy

[ChunkND]

have i got a treat for you Hank - can't wait to see you on the 2nd

[Musicians4Obama]

Not a close election again!!! Find out why you should be very concerned at Musicians4Obama. Pass it on!

[thecatseatenit]

is it sad that i didn't even realize that you said the wrong date?

[jacklestein]

Yes, but voting early might be a bad idea, because maybe you just voted for the senate candidate, and the next day his DNA shows up for a murder case in Texas.

[pennygoo]

oomg i'm gonna be there tonight in 1 hour!!

[phoenixtears84]

I Voted Early! They had a satellite polling place at my college! YAY ME FOR VOTING!

[sheermomentum]

what's bizarre is that with your new haircut plus your glasses plus your choice of shirt, you look very much like Mark from RENT

[isaidwouldkillu]

"Yo, I is half way done with ur book, yoz."

Update when i actually FINISH the book. =D

[AwayWithOutLove]

Does anyone else think that two of the books just up and to the left of the center of the screen behind Hank's head look like D.J. MacHale's Pendragon Series?

[happyjoyjoy12]

u talk really really really fast....

and ur teeth r really clean.

yay!

[kelseyetc]

you should be an auctioneer!

[Musicians4Obama]

Not a close election again!!! Find out why you should be very concerned at Musicians4Obama. Pass it on!

[FriendsSmallville]

Who did you he for?

[SiriusPotterFan]

PLANO!!!!

SO EXCITED!

I've got a reminder on my phone, AND I'm waking up early so I can go. Yeahhh. :)

[bethporter10]

-COUGH- Tuesday november 4th -COUGH- ^-^

[fanfan101]

YUSSSS BLURBING BOOK CLUB!

[Anticommunists4Obama]

A close election? Check out the clip by Musicians4Obama and pass it on.

[solilohqwee]

blurb:

The closer you get to Margo, the further from truth.

That really doesn't encapsulate Paper Towns in my opinion, but it certainly sounds insightful enough to fake it.

[annax743]

blurb:

Paper Towns is awesome and it's awesome because I love it.

ooops thats 11. OH WELL

[SkylerYAOI]

ONE WEEK TILL I MEET U IN LOUISVILLE

AAAARRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

i love you!~

[muggle394]

blurb:

The towns aren't paper, but they're still as flamable.

wow... that was a lot less sucky than I thought it would be...

also, thank you zrg48 for explaining to me how to do that since, obviously, I can't figure it out on my own. heh.

-muggle394

[gravytrain101]

blurb:

Thousand different people hidden under one mask, Margo Roth Spiegelmen

[michnish]

wow you really are John's sarah pallin. lol

still love u!

[samanthaX1000]

you look really geeky.

[IcedCapQueen]

I'm not even in the entire state of the United States. GO TO CANADA GUYS, PLEASE.

[MyAnnabelleLee]

You now talk so fast that I occasionally can't understand you. I'm not sure if that's ever happened to me before. I am the QUEEN of fast-talk.

[missdivinestalls]

Saw you in Seattle yesterday. Beyond awesome!

[Sousui]

Daaaangit! I think I'm working on the second! My mom is.. But we both really wanna see ya'll! Get some Paper Towns, and hang out all Nerdfighter Awesome with you! D:

[sublimeyoung]

2:30-2:34 FTW dear lord that was insane

[bionicbethony]

2:56 - 2:59

that's a lot of words in 3 seconds.

I'm in awe.

[LittleMissCullen]

Lol, you're right!

"It completly eliminates the possibility that something bad's gonna happen on november fourth and you're not gonna make it to the polling place"

23 Words in 3 seconds!

That's just over 7 words per second!

Sombody tell me that's a record! lol

[LittleMissCullen]

sorry, it's more that that...

it's "not gonna be able to make it to the polling place"

So...that's 26 words in 3 seconds!

Holy farts!

[JSBulldog89]

I am kind of bummed because there is a very very good chance that I won't be able to make it to any nerdfighter events because they are too far away and during my last weeks of fall quarter. :( ugh, finals. There should definitely be more tours in the future.

[aresthegrey]

why does it look like he has two copies of Confessions of an Ugly Step Sister

[kiyoshi85]

*____* johns camera's quality is officially better than Hanks... Hn... Question : Do you have a seperate shelf for your manga? Or do you hide it in a box.

[kissedbykat]

nov 2 is my birthday!!! I wish i could be there... that would be a birthday made of aweeeeeeesooooooooome

[SpaceSamuraiKelsey]

I voted today!!!! hooray!

it was less than interesting :P

[cdbuxtc]

Is November 4th a monday in America??

It's Tuesday in Australia...

[OUdarling]

It's Tuesday in America. Hank was conflating the "Monday, October 27th" with the "Tuesday, November 4th" and came up with "Monday, November 4th".

[stenforthewin]

It's a Tuesday everywhere.

[NancyhatesPi]

thats not fair its hard to get paper towns in adelaide!

[Zimologist]

I got mine from Amazon yesterday and I'm in Melbourne.

[norarocksthehouse]

I got my Paper Towns on Monday and I'm in Melboune too. That's weird.

[sunshineandsparkles]

wow! me too! i just finished it this afternoon :) john Is An awesome Writer!!! i couldn't Put it down. it was Like a Drug

[lovelyceejay]

i have to wait until november -.-

[Cyb3rGnome]

o-o; wow... you talk so fast in this video... i was running out of breathe just watching it xD

[ataventure]

But I WANT to vote on voting day! Although there's a limo service taking dems from the Baccus (Bahcus? I don't want to look it up...) and Obama offices down to the Yellowstone County Courthouse to vote early.

It's almost worth it, except not.

[L0L0rox]

Your bookshelf looks really nice and organized. I like it a whole lot!

[chalkboardscratch]

Hank you're so cool: )

[xxXlYoYolXxx]

Wish you were in Menlo Park! This makes me sad. Though what makes me more sad is the fact that I may NOT be able to go anyways! Agh this sucks not being able to drive and all that good stuff. I am only 6 agonizing months away!

[robynnealane]

My blurb:

"Instead of normal matter, this book consists entirely of awesome."

[Pumpkie234]

I was in Phoenix with John when he called you to tell you to make Paper Towns the new Blurbing Book Club Book

[AClownNamedMarie]

My blurb:

Went looking for "Alaska," found Margo Roth Speigleman instead.

[ohxitismego]

last time i checked, election day is on tuesday, not monday.

[amayesed]

Tehehe I do that with my webcam all the time.

[tireddragonfly]

Woot...can't wait for the LA Halloween bash!

[optimisticrabbit]

although he's gone, his spirit lives on in Sea World.

[optimisticrabbit]

my blurb btw

[ShakespearianTragedy]

You and John look like you're in the same place...

[Watabird]

*wishes she was of voting age*

[brunettechick656]

Paper Town Blurb (originally a poem):

Here in the Paper Towns

We lie so silently

Imagined shadows

Of our true selves

Yeah...a little weak. I suppose. Awesome video as usually!

[jenzatron]

I seriously think you could outrap the guiness world record holder for the fastest rapper. Please try.

[Musicians4Obama]

A close election again??? Find out what this means at Musicians4Obama! Pass it on!

[wolfgirleatsbaby]

"nerfighterblurbonthebackofthe­book" say that 10 times fast....

[muggle394]

1) OMG!

I can't believe this!

I watched this video thinking it was called "Early Vomiting with Hank"

yeah

then I watched John's video

then I looked in the "More From: vlogbrothers" bar and saw that it was actually called "Early VOTING with Hank"

and then I metally kicked myself.

2) I am very sad that I can't go to any of the Paper Towns tour events! why can't you come to North Carolina and on the weekend when I DON'T have school?!

*pouts*

3) how do I enter for the Blurbing Bookclub?

[zrg48]

all you have to do is write a blurb in the comments

[kiraraluver12]

BLURB:

Black Santas and Mountain Dew never sounded so freaking good!

:]

yay for voting EARLYYY!

[pavlovian05]

Did you wax your eyebrows?

[dew102x]

my birthday's on HALLOWEEN!! yay!! im going to be 17 and im getting MY FREAKIN LICENSE!! OMG!

DRIVING NERDFIGHTERS FTW!!

[missanakin]

AHH! the tour de nerdfighting sounds so awesome!!! if only john and hank would come to maryland!!! maryland nerdfighters are always missing out. :(

[laraineb]

I'm going to the Halloween Nerdfighter party!

And nothing saddens me more than knowing that Hank won't be there.

[NotAdiiii]

woa, hank, slow down with your words. i had to go back to the beginning of the video [which wasn't bad at all] just to understand what you were saying

[TheDoctorsRose2]

I'm going to the Halloween party!!!

I can't wait!

: D

[timm9]

who did u vote for...

[JadeyChi]

Obama. They both are and have made vids about why :)

[timm9]

thanks ok i'm unsubscribing from him.

[Anticommunists4Obama]

A close election? Check out the clip by Musicians4Obama and pass it on.

[Twintasmic]

This is so funny because I got my copy today!!! I had to drive 45 minutes out of my to go get it because the bookstore I usually go to didnt have it what is up with that?!?! While I was there I also got An Abundance of Katherines!!! So it was totally worth it!!

[ItsLibbyMac]

I have to do a book report.

Which book?

any suggestions?

[gravytrain101]

Blurb:

Thousand different people hidden under one mask, Margo Roth Spiegelmen

[cosmicchik]

I could do the blurbing book club....if my library would ever get it in!!!!...grrrrr.

[theMEGANThour]

BLURB!!!!

"World's largest collection of black santa's with some other characters."

=DDDD

[meganmondegreen]

Blurb:

"It's easy to love the ghost of her. The dream."

[BestJaxx]

...so...who did you vote for? Just kidding :-D

[CobainKewl]

who did you vote fir

[EraynW]

i love washingont... *tear*

[zrg48]

hank i have a challenge for you and any other nerdfighters that would like to participate take a country song such as she never cried in front of me and make a parody of it about one of johns books it is not required to use she never cried in front im just recommending it because it has an easy relationship with johns books

[borimirtheboring]

Wasn't there a punishment someone was supposed to be doing?

[Hayley9351]

*sigh* Oh, Hank.

Why must you go to the event the DAY BEFORE the day I'm going to an event? I wanted to see you!

That makes me sad,

But seeing this video made me happy...

So it's all good :D

[IamSpazzoid]

Blurb -

"margo roth spiegelman's paper Life sleeps With The fishes."

[carrotmuffin42]

Yes. Love the misuse of capitalization.

[luckyismine]

Dang it! I live in Washington...about 3 hours from Seattle...I can't go!!! UGH! My parents will not let me drive over there....depressing....

[jamba66]

That whole thing with the computer comprehension-delay always fascinates me too. And frustrates, because I always wanna see myself not looking back at myself. If that makes sense. XD

I SHALL BE AT THE HALLOWEEN EVENT!

[fairyatluvland]

who did you vote for?

[arrow2589]

see ya at 7:00 hank!

[indieabby88]

I early voted too!

[YamiChippy]

ZOMG I was in the same room as John when he called Hank to tell him to make PT the next blurbing book club book. That makes me happy.

[rickythrills]

Haha, here's a blurb!

"John should've worn matching socks"

;P

[Sparrow94vlog]

lol I love it

[ffkjmto5]

you were talking so quickly that the audio got dealed a good second. xD

[Sparrow94vlog]

That was awesome. I had to skip back and watch it again. Go fast speaking nerdfighters! I wonder how long he had to practice that speech... if he did at all, that is. :D

[Ebaum744]

holy crap you talked really fast in this video hank lol if I were of voting age, and lived in america, I'd totally vote ahead of time lol

[renatalovesbooks]

Haha yay! Congrats for voting :)